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but then i change to a unarmed melee build again because bullets are nonexistent
New Vegas dlcs? Awesome
all bangers
old world blues i think gets a little stale
Honest Hearts is pitifully short
i like the tale of two wastelands mod that combines fo3 and fonv
nah it's not on you, it's just funny how we're circling a giant circle of memes and topics
Old world blues can be finished very quickly, there is a lot of free exploration for those who want
@river zealot a couple days ago i was listening to music, heard the word "Turbulence" in one of the songs and took psychic damage irl
also behold, a chonker
Dead money has some issues with gun builds
TTW is like the only way to play FO3 with a modern PC without going into a lot of mumbo jumbo
fo3 has been patched for like a year now so you can play it fresh install
Lonesome Road was pretty great
Yeah, F3 just crashes all the time or can't load an area and locks you out of the Dave file
because it didn't limit anything i had
A WHOLE BUNCH OF TURBULENCE π£οΈ π£
A WHOLE BUNCH OF TURBULENCE π£οΈ π£
EVERYBODY STRAP YOUR SEATBELTS πΊ
that's why I love it, plenty to look at
I mean you should be playing TTW anyway because it's literally just better
Ttw removed the hinting rifle in F3 though
https://youtube.com/shorts/EYnSGuT-Dbs?si=AhdhjqnLfrRNKgM-
Not a fine, but sued
but the police will stop by, I guess
a small price to pay
which idk if it makes DLCs better to limit the equipment or worse
in honest hearts at least it was a weight limit
theres prob a mod that readds it
in dead money if you forget to dump your stuff somewhere before going into the DLC its all lost
Dead money is lore oriented, the other parts are very meh. Probably the worst dlc but still a decent one
All three other ones are great
my fatass that picked up every alien weapon i found knowing damn well how long the DLC is and knowing how much longer it would be if i did that:
Finding the lore of the man in the caves in honest heart was awesome
Learning about the spores spreading
Randall Clarke
i love the survivalist
he's my favorite character
well maybe not the favorite
Joshua Graham
but most certainly the non-existent favorite
Non existent? Yeah
Is this some tigz meme i missed
If you don't go out of your way to explore Honest Hearts you can just breeze through it in like an hour
B.A.R from dead money was peak 
which is something that i never understood
I ran out of ammo for it tho very quick
like seriously a basic ass alien pistol is worth like 2500 caps and those bigger ones were easily in the 3-5K range and they were just fucking everywhere
they got the best character in the whole game in the DLC
real good potential
a good theme

a great VA for that mentioned best character
but they just made the DLC really short
That's all the dlcs beside dead money
Which is great, I can explore of my own choice
Instead of F3 zetta shit
I mean even if you only keep the unique versions of the alien weapons, there are still the alien gems and epoxy to hold onto
Honest Hearts is especially short
Black people are funny
especially if u just go full serial killer mode
i played that whole DLC encumbered on the prospect that i would be a fucking millionaire only for me to never end up finishing the DLC since my brother scratched the xbox 360 disc and it stopped fucking working
bro π
Oh yeah, I was struggling with my oooy hoarding
He's a little confused but he has the spirit
Invested a lot into carry perks and str just for capacity
dead money but for F3
yeah the message is letting go of being a broke mf
Zetta has it throughout they entire thing
me carrying tons of gold in elijahs head
Exactly, letting go of poverty
Dead Money: "Let go of your greed, your obsessions. They will only lead to ruin for you and those around you."
Me: "Fuck you, I'm leaving here with all 37 gold bars and you can't fucking stop me."
letting go of poverty
that's what dead money is all about
its not like courier was in poverty already
what's a few more million caps?
can't hurt
I mean I was filthy rich even before that because I robbed all the casinos and had the jury rigging perk so I could repair a super sledge with a pool cue
also me getting banned from the sierra madre casino tables because i hit the chip max
If we didn't have such a hoarding syndrome Bethesda would die after the F4
courier getting kicked out of all the casinos is canon
jury rig perk my beloved
real jury rig is op
It's the ultimate money gambit
Also, the game fucking buries you in 10mm SMG's and .44 revolvers if you pick a fight with the Legion and those go for thousands of caps when fully repaired
courier literally destroyed New Vegas by making all casinos go bankrupt and making them become tribals again
I ruined the economy by turning scrap metal and useless batteries into medical supplies which I then sold to the Followers
in ttw i would run the medicine rifle / anti matieral and then make thousands of rounds in the fo3 slave dlc's foundry
I think you mean became a licensed medical manufacturer
actually thinking about this
New Vegas weapons are really OP in FO3
I lost my medical license after I tried to splice a dog with a lobotomite in Big Mountain
you can make urself almost invincible using perks and armor from both games
a little human experimentation never hurt anyone
nah ive only done that questline once
The Remnants armor? Yes, unless I'm going for a light armor/crit build
i do it every time
gannon wasn't very compelling for me to interact with him
I am a simple man, I see ranger armor, I wear
I need nothing more
people use power armor?
I was thinking of doing another run now that Hitman released a really nice explosive weapon mod and I'd need the power armor to stop killing myself from the splash damage.
leather armor and enough fent to kill a deathclaw
And I could put my points into stuff other than Luck because explosive weapons literally can't crit
i hate mods that actually make barter a useful perk
like what do you mean i need to put points into charisma
keep crying I need those tears to lube my gun
The reason I ever actually level barter in FNV is because I always play Hardcore and Pack Rat is incredibly useful
Before i go back to trying to sleep
A reminder that in chinese clash of clans is called racial conflict
does anyone not play hardcore these days?
Decisive Tang Victory
get endurance and intelligence up then use cyber implants to increase anything else
but gambling... 
real men download those mods and still dont put points into charisma and just use the points on level ups to increase charisma sections
its 9 luck or nothing
i need to gamble
u could get away with 7 luck and use items and clothes to increase it
its 9 luck and ranger armor
just the way courier intended
I kinda want to play a low luck, low intelligence explosives/melee build. Literally too stupid and unlucky to live, but too strong and dangerous to die
nude gambling
Obsidian was cooking when they added gambling
god bless
Hey its @placid sail as soon as he hits 30 years
true
I am already 30 sillytyom
and my hair is perfectly fine
est ist over fur ihn?
I still have yet to ever play Caravan or learn how to play it
gonna send this to my dad cause he actually has the cats hairline
and then you get the most halfassed "antigambling savescum" measure of... waiting 30 seconds
Meanwhile I went out of my way to play Gwent at every available opportunity in Witcher 3
I cast hairloss...
i cast
mod to disable the 1 minute wait
Played the game twice
Didnt learn how to play it
I mean if you're going out of your way to mod out the anti-savescum for gambling in FNV you may as well just open the console and go player.additem f 50000
but gambling
oh
Pack rat gang
My pfp obliges me to do so
Be the American that foreigners think you are
Japanese, Chinese, or Russians
specifically
@narrow lotus
Japanese version of americans


Americans in Chinese propaganda
this shit goes hard as fuck

@inland jackal @stone blade @heavy peak @placid sail @steel bone
Balkan lunch

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Aaaaa π£οΈ
oh god I've been laughing too much, everything hurts
it was two words you stupid ass sexist caption
did u not buy s2?
woman driver
oh wait
cute
he can't
iedy
my simple romanian friend
how the fuck am I buying s2?
Π Π·ΠΎΠ½Ρ, Π° ΠΏΠΎΡΠΎΠΌ Π½Π° Π·ΠΎΠ½Ρ 

Π² Π·ΠΎΠ½Ρ, Π½Π° Π·ΠΎΠ½Ρ, Π° ΠΏΠΎΡΠΎΠΌ Ρ ΡΡΡΠΈΡΡ Π² ΡΡΡΠΊΠΎΠ²ΡΡ ΠΏΠΎ Π΄ΠΎΠΌΡ Π°ΡΡΠ΅ΠΌΠΊΠΈ

hepimiz farkli dili konusursak bence cozeriz bu isi
oh shit wait you cant VPN or shit bypass it
man that is glorpshit what the cock
how
β¬οΈ
to the zone, to the zone, and then you'll smash Artemka's house with a bayonet
what he say
TRUE
sail the 7 seas
and route money to GSC through a swiss bank
well of course I will, I have no other option
I was just rather surprised iedy think I can buy it
This is where you lost
I am currently reporting you to the FBR
damn fucking shit
is bro just supposed to not play it?
like what other option is there
your report will get lost somwehere in the field of Kherson
literally a good excuse to send me to jail and then in the trenches to assault Sillytyom's house
lmao
Irs probably be one of those laws they enforce only on haters
Hmm this guy doesnt support the war
busy don't you work for FSB
STALKER 2 SPOILER:
Yuo play as a character in de zone
Lets find something to jail him for
Yuo
Absolute fucking banned
Any last words? 
Π±ΡΠ» Π±Ρ ΡΠ΅Π»ΠΎΠ²Π΅ΠΊ, Π° ΡΡΠ°ΡΡΡ Π½Π°ΠΉΠ΄Π΅ΡΡΡ, Π³Π»ΡΠΏΡΡΠΌ
ΠΠ»ΡΠΏΡΡΠΌ 
english please this is an english domniant server
for russian language please consult #π¨ΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π΄Π΅ΡΠΆΠΊΠ°-ΡΡΠ°Π½Π΄Π°ΡΡ-gamma-ru-ua #π¨ΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π΄Π΅ΡΠΆΠΊΠ°-ΠΈΠ·ΠΌΠ΅Π½ΡΠ½Π½Π°Ρ-gamma-ru-ua #β’ΡΠ°Ρ-ΡΡΠ°Π»ΠΊΠ΅ΡΠΎΠ²-ru-ua

suge pΔsΔricΔ
Its still funny how we speak in English yet only like 20% of people here are fluent in it

they can go to russian brainfart
That would be
Almost everyone who has spoken in the last 20 minutes
you speak normal english
and everyone else here
And yet no one is fluent
no one here is fluent
me is flute
I actually invented the English language
Overall yeah only like 10% are fluent here
also seeing as I live in an English speaking country I'd wager to say I'm fluent lol
bullshit, I'm as fluent as it gets
How did you learn English btw
Also i heard you speak bro
If that was you even
That accent man
and the accent being shitty or not has nothing to do with fluent language
all of my social circle and me know english and its weird when i see somebody that does not know english
i have suffered a lot because of the accent
because i speak fast
and when you combine a hard to understand accent and speaking fast
you get a bad result
Well if you cant fucking talk normally
Are you really fluent
yes you are
some accents border on unrecognizable if you aren't already fluent
midwest US is kinda difficult
nobody had trouble understanding me, hatertyom
Just a short English-Russian comedy video, subtitles included.
how i imagine
@narrow lotus >take socks off after work
fumes so strong world war 1 soldiers would be impressed
busy speaks like
Okay then bz
I take my words back
Sorry, big guy
fumes so strong they became an anomaly in stalker 2
I emerge victorious 

I have been informed by my lawyers that the plushie i won from the claw machine is, in fact, from Kpop
Now I understand how my dad feels
I have been informed to say hi
when does stalcraft 2 launch again
Hii
to the furry gey woman
For some reason discord now doesnt turn off audio when closing app
18 hours
xcvb tracking you down as we speak
You know what they say
if you can't hawk or tuah
Hes very throwable
just go ahead and skibidi
thats a weird looking bird
the russian fan dubs are gonna take a while
at least "Studio Eloquence" or whatever doesn't sound super horrible
is he spanish?
Korean
ivan
what
do you get out of work at fucking 12 am?
11*
Chillin, all the chores are done
So now i get to fuck around on the guitar as my applications are ignored again
so like when do you live your life?
@stone blade on elden ring be like
Me with fire giant
Morning
also ivan are you in farum azula?
if you're roll spamming the boss i mentioned a few days ago will teach you not to do that
Make a sick riff
and post
Im tryna do one but i need a capo to make it sound right
Rolton?
Yes
skill issue
Ivan Sherkov
use vice clamp
shien aare you still american?
unfortunately
doesnt support my hardware
Unfortunately?
You got it better then any one of us
brother
@frail scaffold @river zealot omw to stream , join me
does anyone know of any reputable places to donate to that help animals in need
did you not research your local orgs? 
or are we talking ecological/species preservation? 

HIIIII @river zealot
hiiiii
hows ur day been, silly
im gonna be busy in 10
sorry ivan
fine, lazy day, just chores needed to be done

thats a good day
lazy days are better than terribly busy ones
no worries
i just wanna feed kitties in need
homie what are your locals? 
i dunno
(dont tell us but you have to check for yourself lmao)
if i smash the skibidi you will see what ohio has done to me
@heady crow check out this edit its peak
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PERKELEEEN RYSSΓT
us fr
this is a fucking classic Finnish military video
I've seen all my Finnish friends post it at least once
yeah and we're posting it because we're finnish patriots
I swear they show this video in fucking basic or whatever they do over there
I'm stealing it from my friend who pre ordered
you know it
hi
the oiled up zone achievement is gonna be the most difficult one because of NNN
oh, it really is Chornobyl
im aware im est
i thought the site where i saw it wrote it wrong
For me, it's more like a year or two.
How was the mute ?
hello
steams says under 18 hours
hope I can sleep for 10 hours for the time skip lmao
then download for like 3 hours π
i felt like i was in a rubber room, a rubber room full of rats, and the rats made me crazy
crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room full of rats, and rats made me crazy
i also found this animation that i think its really cool ngl
you in the rubber room ^
@naive bison @inland jackal @stone blade
anyone know of any good TTRPG videogames
Delta Green
Oh videogames nvm
Errr
FTK I suppose would fit the category ? Not sure
wait how does a Table top RPG videogame work
Maybe he means crpgs
Tabletop world overview, combat can be whatever
hi 
dice rolley game
Ah crpg
Well Delta Green again
If you're more into classic fansaty setup, Prophecy with extensions
Owlcats pathfinder might be up your alley then
Both Delta Green and Prophecy are like that, so are most ttrpgs
The problem is finding a good GM who's also a decent narrator
I couldn't get into it but people like it
what's owlcats pathfinder? i've heard of original pathfinder
2000 calories
2000 waltuhs
the only thing I want from canada is ketchup chips
Soz, best i can do is maple moose.
Crpg based on the pathfinder system made by owlcat who created rogue trader
what is the C in crpg
Computer
woah
Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous is an isometric role-playing game developed by Owlcat Games and published by META Publishing, based on Paizo Publishing's Pathfinder franchise. Announced through a Kickstarter campaign in February 2020, the game was released for Microsoft Windows and macOS on 2 September 2021. The game was released for PlayStat...
i c
Looked like something out of WoW for a moment
hiii @tidal trellis and @steel bone
Who exactly, can't recognise any of them
Maybe Kil'jaeden?
Wow is loosely based off old RPG systems
Makes sense
The large red giantic shit
β¬οΈ
I am in such a state of solitude that I love to embrace sin. I look with bulging eyes at some bastard's sunflowers.
Hello kitten

huh, the mute hit Saki hard
hi @potent hamlet
Just the way it's drawn and art style
Reminded me of it
Salutations
.. maybe
Hello flop hope you are having a good day
Oh wait none of you can interact with me here
there's a experiment going on
Also ain't you snoozing !!!!
what is the experiment
My body went sleeping but my consciousness is still awake

Is this bz an iedy in the room with us right now?
Figment of the mind
Idk, I'm not Romanian or Russian idk when they sleep
Romania isn't real
Mf
Osaka!!!!!!
Individually
You're back!!!
Why was he muted tho
Uhh
Posted gmod funny
Sent a vid that was problematic 
Hello
Edgy Gmod meme
Damn
I think I need a olive green shirt
all the soldiers were turned into clothing
Hello flop
and piled up in a box
posted islamic funny video
buying more camo clothes?
no this is for robbing a bird's nest
you need the camo or they'll see you approaching
And fly away with it
speaking of which guess who saved up enough money to by a AR15 with my own ammo

ew guns
What barrel length
I prefer less violent means
birds fly away with their nest?
is this some kind of Pakistani joke?
lucky fucker
wish I could get one
no it's a joke I came up with
Neat
Remember I can legally save peoples lives
but I won't


@mossy void hi pookie
Why not
If you get an 18 or 20 inch barrel you can get great performance with m193 or m855
cause im only certified for basic first aid
and
I don't like people enough
plates dont cover your balls bucko

Smh charon
Disappointed in you
Center mass is just an easier target
I guess just run your drills and make a habit of aiming that low
If you aim at a man, point at the legs and pelvis
At least with a shotgun
Not really a difference between 18 and 20 but 20 I have found for cheaper so I'd go with that
ye
I need to spurce up anyways
Oh, 18", then it's okay
Everyone knows a slug to the femur is non lethal 
I like short guns but 5.56 is just stupid
Like 10" or even 5"
At that point get a SMG
Hk51 gaming
Or a roni kit
HK51 is cool but the same
Also
How much is a legal Glock?
I only know illegal prices kmao
We fucking hate hearing here 8.3 inch barrel on a 308
Depends on the model
You could get a glock43 around 550β¬
Damn
π± 560 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu: is equal to 593.53 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
Damn
@potent hamlet hii
Here at least a 17 with switch goes around 350.000 clp
Hello
π± 350,000 CLP (Chilean Peso) :flag_cl: is equal to 340.01 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:
Bit more expensive than illegal prices
Wait you said glock 17
That's pretty expensive
With switch
phew thats pretty pricy in chile
idk how many pesos is that
π± 220 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu: is equal to 226,458.06 CLP (Chilean Peso) :flag_cl:
whats the actual average salary in chile?
At least 500k to 700k
I doubted it would be 3k yearly so it makes sense the google search was wrong
oof, yeah so a glock is real pricey
So that glock is half a salary oof
Yeah
π± 1,400 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu: is equal to 1,441,270.70 CLP (Chilean Peso) :flag_cl:
The million pesos AK 
I'm just curious, would you be able to get a tech/programming job from the us and get payed their wage if you lived somewhere with a lower wage like chile?
Lots of people do that in IT jobs
iirc US companies are outsourcing anyways
she'd prolly be more likely to get a tech job in chile if she was competent than some US worker
covid really showed companies they dont need workers in person for the most part
It wouldn't be hard for her to do better than ameritards
for better or for worse
Welp off to bed I go
see y'all later
Twink
BRUH COME ON
if US companies outsource do they pay local minimum wage for their company or for the worker
I had to do it
you think that's bad?
#πͺbruh-fart message
i think even if she was worse than americans at her job, she'd make up for it in pay
tree went back on his promise
like, us minimum wage? 15k a year is still way better than 1.5k
like 7.25 an hour or what
the one two messages below the message I linked
you dumb twink
OH THAT STUPID SAPLING
or whatever state they have their business in
yeah, she would make on the lowest of the lows 11600 usd a year
I'm disappointed in tree
@potent hamlet take notes we're learning how to make you fat stacks of cash
I'm going to sleep mad now
π± 11,600 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 11,266,437.98 CLP (Chilean Peso) :flag_cl:
what'd he do?
he never claimed to be wise
smh my head
@potent hamlet whats the minimum wage in chile
I had my faith in him
well would they pay her chilean minimum wage or american minimum wage?
whoops, my hand slipped
thats what im asking
on those two letters
ahh, I getcha then
is it based off worker or company location for minimum wage
500.000
500k yearly pesos?
You better think twice mr
Don't be Mike, be smart
@tidal trellis twunk
hand slipped again

Monthly
Good night flop
Have a good night
gn twink
GOOD NIGHT YOU DICK SUCKIN LITTLE DUMB
TWIIIIIINK
Does it help? Does it Hurt?
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gn flop
sleep well homie
Been a while since u sent this
Thank uuu

waiting for the mods to ban me for using slur adjacent media

He's just greeting his new neighbor wdym
What a good man of the community
that's what the script said
in the script it said "keep driving, my african american friend"
I never saw the movie, though
Adam driver wasn't even aware he was being filmed
Just unscripted wholesomeness
in the end, he didn't accept any money for his role
he got to yell slurs at minorities
almost as good as being in a tarantino movie
minus the foot fetish
Fun Fact!
The Shining was going to be a family comedy
but Jack Nicholson was off his meds that week
@pastel quartz blyat
shefy
vro

Are you ready to get jumpscared by bloodsuckers and chimeras?
im not scared
@gleaming grove cuppers Ive been banned from another mil website
did you see the bloodsucker freaky animation they added
stop telling them you're going to "end the reign of terror of the US military"
oh hi froters
but its funnies
My brother's cat is preferring me before him
And now she won't stop following me
I don't want that lmao
I just take care of all three, but she's his cat
How
How did you manage to do that
typical azu shenanigans
Benny Hill is such a good song
@nimble thorn and @void lagoon should be homies i think
why
Also the cat is giving me allergies or sum shit
Love between curiousfurson and light_warrior is at 87%
i think we are
soon
Curiousfurson
I guess I over passed my Furry
necoarc buddies
Now im just a Level 2 armor
also both are silly

Love between hunterdandy and curiousfurson is at 49%
Yes
I do not love an nsfw egyptian cat furry pfp person
cuppa i thought you love making 3d renders of them
fuggin hate that guy
destroying the entire server would be a small price to pay to kill one furry

mike the type of shizo to nuke himself on accident
shut up, demotwink
charon dont you have some Z's to spam or something
go back to tarkov little rat
im already playing war thunder
don't you fuckin leak any documents, dummy
stalker 2 got me leakin
i put it on every tank
i have
unironically falco should've kept charon exiled
fat froge
hi stinky
jjhell eyah π freens 3 eeva asy and meeee
who?
imagine accidently leaking positions via stalker 2
I'm reminded of an anecdote
im not talking about documents 
a Ukrainian soldier posted the position his unit was mobilizing from to his friends on social media
one of his friends posted that picture on reddit
Russian OSINT found it
and fired on the position
it was a school gymnasium
imagine dying because your friend is a redditor who wants upvotes
youd be suprised how often this specifically happens
brainfart is my favorite gender
I would've beaten him to death and molest him while he's injured

?
what is wrong with you
i think ive seen enough
imagine getting judged by a furry
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: xjdandy
bye azu :3 have fun
bro whats with the sudden ongezellig im seeing
chilean freak loves shitty cartoons

Can I post Liver King eating SurstrΓΆmming?
I am genuinely amazed by how he eats it without a problem
steroids killed his tounge
That's the pure protein boys for you lol
Tbh looks awful to me, at least I wouldn't want veins like that.
I would've scared to get hooked on something and cut open one of those veins
he is a steroid user

And I can't see his testicles but I'm pretty sure they're tiny
Thing is those veins typically heal faster, so long as they're healthy. With a little bit of pressure they'll stop bleeding and boom, you're okay.
And no, I don't mean it as a pervert
Ohai Frotes, good to see you~
Although I am a pervert, steroids makes testicles reduce in size

Since you said it though...maeks me thingk
hows my cat buddy doin
It's a fact
eh been better
A lot of doctors check on the testicles when drugs to cover steroid are used in blood and piss tests

Ok now the Spanish accent is coming through
New manager at work. She's an absolute cunt and needs to be shown the other end of the entrance doors and everyone in my department agrees. She's cut my hours from 40 constant to 18. I've gone to HR about it but idk if anything is going to happen. I'm coming in for my normal scheduled work though. I don't care what the schedule says, I was agreed to work 6am to 3pm every day Tuesday through Saturday before you even started your career in this company so that's how its going to stay.
Me when I come back from being muted and try not to be a weirdo (I failed)
Wait you were muted? When? And why?
Yesterday night and today
Don't you normally just post pics of your expiditions into the countryside and your tomboyish fashion-sense?
The hell happened
It got revoked at 18:50hrs
scizo rant
I posted a funny edgy Gmod meme simulating jihad propaganda and kills and stuff
Like one guy walking at a couple combine metrocops and blowing himself up
just fucking kill me right now
no joke
fuckin two in the skull
rn
lets go
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ye....yea...anyway, I'm sane still. About 12 shots of bourbon into this particular bottle of Maker's Mark but, y'know, could be worse?
12ga slugs aren't
I also suffered a lot of allergy and vomiting and feeling sick today
great
That doesn't sound...totally out of the wheelhouse of brainfart. I'm guessing someone took offense to it though.
international suffering day
Too little
Aww poor bby. Have a coke, you'll feel better. Probably...anyway. At least I feel better after having a coke.
Booger sugar
Little gremlin man
Never tried tbh. I just OD on caffeine. 4 cups of overbrewed coffee, 1 caffeine pill and 2 energy drinks. Usually.
hell yeah
i might have hypertension
WOOO
Believe it or not my blood pressure is pristine, I actually just had it taken at the pharmacy after a busy day at work and I'm 117/71
Not bad for an alcoholic caffeine addict
I just drink at least a liter of cold water, some light food, paracetamol and take a nap
Paracetamol does fuck all for me. Ibuprofen or bust.
But water also helps. I drink nearly a gallon a day.
clampy veins
Yesterday I went to the doctor and the nurse took 131 bpm of me, but I went skating from class to doctor lmao
So it was normal I had 131

BPM?
Beats per minute
And my doctor was like: "What the fuck? 131?" And I said: "Oh, I came with my skate"
Beats per minute
that's elevated for normal
Yeah, but it wasn't normal
then why you ask, dumbass
I was agitated
Please do, I have a 12ga behind my computer desk
uwu :3 blast my head off
I traveled like 30 minutes walk in 15 minutes with a penny skate

This is understandable
the mods who aren't gooners:

iedy: 
But it was funny because the doctor was so confused
<3
Calma, compa. Soy heterosexual.
Maybe you need another plate in your headβ¦
That's really not hard to do though. Doctors are some of the most overpaid and least intelligent people. They have books injected into their cabezas and they jus regurgitate what the paragraphs say.
Maybe I need my right eye removed
maybe both
whats wrong with that one?
roiders when trying to masturbate

Nothing, I just want to get it off to look cool
Eye patches are cool until the depth perception is taken away
i can make that happen 
hannibal barca ahh lookin bitch
"this eye is bothering me"
Yeah, I've tried that
I can get used to it
When I'm blindly drunk I can usually see when I use only one eye
Fig eating motherfucker. The desert should have swallowed his ass.......that said I do like Hannibal. Even though he was a mortal enemy to my favorite empire in history he was a badass.
But why would you want to is my question. Unless you eye is poisoning you like it did Hannibal, leave it in.
XD
I've also dreamed a lot of me losing my left leg, which I don't find it very funny and kinda scares me that it happens irl
You like to walk and adventure a lot, that would be devastating. I hope something like that never happens to you, tbh.
ur so silly
welcome back from prison
Yeah, I hope that too
you can still live pretty well without a leg
idk about chilean healthcare though
dont π§’ this
compared to like the 70's
someone with a missing leg has way better options
But I can't go on adventures or go around without having a lot of pain or needing crutches
Yeah but like, what if you were someone who's entire life revolved around traversing the countryside and walking or running everywhere. An olympian, for instance. It'd totally change who you were.
yeah you'd become a paraolympian
I'll just say that I hope nobody needs to experience such a thing. No-one.
Even if you can these days
im just sayin losing a leg isnt as bad as losin an arm
Doesn't mean you should
who said that
No but at the same time it's better to keep such things
I guess nobody but really, just keep yourselves safe as much as possible
There is no great adventure without great risk but still, keep yoursleves from great harm
I'm pretty sure someday I'll lose my leg because of some dumbass driving and nothing to do with wilderness lmao
Anyway, y'all are lovely human beings. I'ma go have another pour of Maker's Mark and finish the Clear Sky quests before going to bed.
It's okay, have a good journey and a good night
don't do dumb shit as an excuse to lose body parts
no eyepatch
no peg leg
no pirate arc for you
tomboy lesbian goth pirate
Lmao
In my honest intuition, you'll be fine. You'll get hurt one day but you'll come out okay. Broken, bruised, but not battered and lost.
somebody's gotta be into that
βπΌ
I mean, I talk from experience, last time I almost had a very ugly accident, was because some dumbass decided to run a red light and crash another dude's car while I was crossing, I didn't get hit but it was like, very ugly and unexpected




I see how it is