#🎪bruh-fart
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Hell no
they americanized the fart 
What's next?
Feetfart?

Foot?
@tidal trellis
Idfk

Stop giving them more ideas
I'm not the one thinking over here
Its brainfart
Damn that's a low ceiling
Woke up this morning after 2 hourse of sleep after an entire night of tossing and turning feeling immaculate
cause music goes hard
did that trick work or not
Not tired, not stressed, I feel as something picked me up and wringed me out of all my woes as I slept
gm finland
To be honest, after I talked to yall about that I just remade my bed, got some water and went right to sleep

we'll see at 11am
Ahaha, not if the 300mgs of caffine in my water bottle have anything to say about it
I drink it slowly through the day so I don't really crash
is 300mg really enough?
No, not really but it's enough to keep me awake if I crash from the 2 hours of sleep
have you ever brushed the poor thing, or she's puking hairs all the time?
- cat rn
well its not my cat, i dont brush her
but i think last time was like
summer?
But I just feel great right now man, this is the first time I have just felt good without an underlying sense of dread and malice in so, so long 
What a grumpy looking fellow
So precious, protect the little wunkus at all costs
900 per day
Hearts arent supposed to make it to 30 years old anyway
What are you on rn?
Ecstasy?
Mdma?

Lsd?
Love you too cuz. I pray you make it (even though youve already made it)
The rich getting richer

My ass dry scooping 600mg right after waking up during an excerscise
hows your day alex
Good, just woke up, life of being jobb-less 
Wrong
cool emotes, who drew them?
There is a dude on this train that looks like a more coked up Dan Bilzerian
Based
I should start investing instead of gambling ngl. We all do like 20 euro depots with the boys in my platoon but we always go for max win for some reason

And get nothing out
I woke up with barely any sleep had because of fucking mosquitoes.
you got fired or just doing projects here and there
I treat it as a treat. Fun way to pass the time
sorry for intruding question
99% of gamblers quit before they win a gajillion jackpot
I would have been the same since my ear has been bugging me, but I popped like 4 painkillers before bed
You are the 1% 
Did you win?
Parlay on the libertarians
Real
Harris would have never won
I called it too
I quit because they didn't pay in time, multiple times, even a month delayed, and I could not afford having delayed payments
Blindsight is a science fiction novel by Peter Watts. It follows a crew of post-humans and altered humans aboard a spaceship sent to investigate a mysterious alien signal from the edge of the solar system. The protagonist, Siri Keeton, is a "synthesist" with no real emotions due to a medical procedure that removed half his brain. The crew includ...
After trump got shot and held that speech it was clear
yeah thats 100% good choice, who tf holds payments in 2024 , fuck off
Are leg warmers only for women?
you dont pay im out lol
Brianfart getting political
Greedy investers
the mods have fallen
billions must rant
See
You will find smth else , it is what it is , im sry
Thanks cori
@cedar hatch
Any time

they didn't dub the beatboxing into finnish?
I liked the japanese dubbed jerma
It is what it is indeed
At least I have been on 2 interviews, waiting to see what happens
Kinda just playing a lot of FFXIV and coding to cope with my current situation lol
man fuck employers delaying the wages
real
Its ai sadly
Who tf dubbed German jerma
How about three Clips in one! Again, probably not a perfect dub. All in the name of entertainment.
Original Clips:
1: Meat Grinder - https://youtu.be/YHJ03jvzifo
2: Onion Ring - https://youtu.be/iBF_mDFgtH4
3: Birdhouse - https://youtu.be/wHH_Hwz15L0
SUBSCRIBE ►► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9Gy...
-----------------------------------------...
im lucky im being paid by the government so they never delay wages
Not even a native german
WHY IS IT SO BAD THOUGH?
RIGHT??
wtf is that pronounciation
alright im gonna take a walk, shmell you later farters
Heavily accented
we would simply have riots and strikes
ppl would not work
anarchy
chaos
collapse
Half life alyx did such a good job with the art direction and all
At the end of the documentary
Combine looked sooo good
REAL

I saw that, there has been a bunch of evidence they are working on another half life game right now, it might come out 2025
ITS COMING
Unironically may be coming this time
it's dare oh
Trust
We got the teaser at the end of alyx
Gabe said he wants to finish the trilogoy
There has been leaks
And now that little hint in the documentary
Alyx did so much well honestly, it did what it set out to do perfectly
Its coming

I am smadge at valve I have no more good will for them
What did they do to you?
cs2
Take away boyard?
is what they did to me
I do miss the old source engine charm and eerie-ness hl3 wont have
Fair enough
or at least release cs2 in the state they released it in
Ravenholm in VR
:3
Its very fun
Would be so creepy man
by now its actually considerably better than a year ago, still a ton of content missing
but they remade train
Would be?
and its good
rtx for hl2 too right?
For free
Not out yet i believe
Im sad the half life dlc made by arkane studios never went through
Would have been so sick
Boyard...
JINX ARCANE?
I gotta replay alyx
oh yeah what about beat saber?
I think there are some that get close, boneworks just has this vibe to it that I adore
It spoiled me, now i hate that most vr games dont have tons of physics objects
Bonelab was mid though...
Ye love boneworks too
You can play all of boneworks in bone lab
Yeah but it doesn't feel the same
Real
But ye alyx just has all the physics
Bonelab feels hollow and confused, boneworks just felt right
Everything feels good to interact with
Rumaging through cupboards and shiieet
Throwing stuff around
Alyx on my first playthrough was crazy, each mission was engaging
Yea
OSHA might be in for some restructuring 
Couldn't put it down
The jeff mission was kino
Blade and sorcery is cool but its just sooo janky and its hard to try and play the game in a grounded and graceful manor
But atleast blade and sorcery has one of the best and most transparent dev team I have ever had the pleasure of speaking with
Yeah, and the 1.0 update was cool but so repetitive
Ye
The 2nd one will be great though now that they know what they want from the start
Oh h3vr is so good too!
Eh dont like it
Damn that sucks, i adore it
I dont care much for its sandbox gun masturbation
And the game modes like take and hold are dull
Even with mods
I would vibe with it more i think with more objective varations
Detailed levels
And not sausages
Skyrim vr is really cool with mods, but im too lazy to set it up
Yee i enjoyed that quite a bit too
Surprisingly viable way to play skyrim
Fallout 4 vr is dog shit
Yeah thats a big thing for me too, i wish they were like monoprojectors from boneworks
brainfart is today stale
I honestly perfer a decent discussion over circle jerking about femboys like you all normally do
whar
gae
@placid sail @river zealot i remember when Putin visited Romania like 16 years ago , and our president thanked him for visiting Romania before Putin's Presidential mandate was about to expire back then

he didnt know
nobody else knew at the time the old geezer's gonna promote himself to emperor
thank god he's not real

jerma is a Keter class
i know this is not jerma but the coincidence of the zesty ass girlboss walk at the end is insane 
That is jerma (Canon)
my most used reactions
Vamos a la playa

chad move
collapse of the balkan coalition of brainfart
Mine's a basic lot
Poslao mi poruku "brainfart fall-off" i ja ne mogu mu ni napisati reply jer me nema kao friend 
based
fruity
Yea i use enojis to say ginger alot
whore
This is a porno story we got the chad the pepenote director for the lesgo bout to be ganged by the keks downstairs ( down arrow )

oddly specific
Where's Drente?
who?
Drenthe
Belgier
no bells

whar
he left
he's
we should bring back racism
yeah, discord sucks
Belgen zijn geen ras!
I would love to talk how much I hate gypsies
Wait
I already do
we all do
I hate gypsies
i never saw a gypsy and i hate them
arnt you a latino
since when are gypsies in south murica
And I hate em
gypsies are a mindset and they are everywhere
Very odd reason
Since the 90's I think
they are gypsies wdym
they are everywhere
they are not in south africa 
They're plagues humanized
prolly would of been eaten by now
apparently there are https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gitanos
The Romani in Spain, generally known by the endonym Calé, or the exonym gitanos (Spanish pronunciation: [xiˈtanos]), belong to the Iberian Romani subgroup known as Calé, with smaller populations in Portugal (known as ciganos) and in Southern France (known as tsiganes). Their sense of identity and cohesion stems from their shared value system, ex...
They are thi
got me surprised too
Show me a african gypsy
They're a plague
They called Moroccan
studied their skull shapes?
Realest thing you've said
Moroccans are either femboys or witches
I say this from experience
both types steal different things
This goes against the bible
Or robbers
and here I thought they're just the boring usual kind of uncultured muslims that try to molest white female tourists, that sounds fun
I prefer the term second hand resellers
all moroccans do is kiss the king's hand
Both my examples are robbers, ones steal your penis, the other ones say the jinn stole your wallet
proof?
Actually some pretty strange examples of Moroccans I've met
i live next door
They don't feel like they belong in that region at all
In Spain at least
that's a specific type of people
took him 4 seasons to figure it out 
live on the mountains
those are usually hunted
They don't feel western enough to be western, nor too African to be african
They're a bunch of francoboos 
muh andalus
Miss ryry
we have Al Andalus in Saudi bro..
We don't need that no more
whar
shut sand dweller
bootleg andalus ass
Yeah i lied it's just a neighborhood
Al andalus at home (saudia) 
this is how I imagine osaka's life in her san andreas ghetto
We have a castle there!
Watch what's happening in Valencia and Moroccans and others are going there to rob and there has been even rapes and beat ups
interesting thumbnail
wait surrae are you saudi? 
yea
oye
Yep, not there but I am one
average doom .wad thumbnail
How does state oil money actual get into the hands of individuals? 
Oil money?
Idfk what that is
I gotta go through the og's at one point
and hopefully not be turned away from the ancient game
not me
Oil companies
you're demoted to offtoper
surrae
the answer is: it doesnt 
We just had an entire line of homes destroyed and they gave em like 5k
just to build a road
Lmfaoo
Hi
why does general chat exist
hello
Hey :)
brainfart2
with more or less racism
reddit cell for our bullying pleasure
To keep these sodomites and subhumans away from here
except only josta is allowed to be racist
Brainfart got more sodomites methinks
why was i carrying this team while they were screaming, shitting pissing and crying bro 😭
Perverts and dumbasses is not the same as sodomites
what's a sodomite ?
I don't think this channel is any better tbh
I know atleast 4 active speakers here who would take it up the ass

...butt stuff doer?
They like it in the ass

don't look up
anusfucker, by strict definition
هوبا
irunno what that means bro
Does it say gullible?
what he say
Good
🫵
proof
Man the teacher just screamed at me
Coming to your doorstep in one weeks time
osaka why u here if ur also in class
While talking to y'all
speak in brainfart instead
Because class is useless today
oh
that's some thug ass right there
She's just showing videos of how to work with the sewing machine instead of showing right here

overcome your bitch ass autism and try to mingle with the pros to learn at least something
"overcoming autism"
I mean I try but they're talking to each other and I can't hear shit
you either do it or you do not
(something like that, idk)
Flop
if it's possible to relocate during the lesson, do it now, if not, approach them next time before the lesson and go "I've seen you guys do sewing you're so fucking cool at it, can I hang out with you to maybe learn a trick or two? that teacher is showing us jackshit"
surrae
if they smoke, hit them up with that when they do, social ritual and all
maybe share the least dogshit cig with them you have
this is too real
I only smoke cigarettes to socialize or fraternize in work settings
and ocassionaly at a party if I want to get a conversation going with a person
Bz is free again???
if you're killing yourself with nicotine, might as well use one of the easiest social rituals to get to know and hang out with people
Early christmas?
I mean I try but they're talking to each other and I can't hear shit
They're mumbling stuff
And no visual explanation
God please take me with you, these motherfuckers are hiding knowledge in a fucking class
And this is not the first time it happens
I dont smoke outside of that at all, well tobacco
SHE'S SHOWING FUCKING YOUTUBE SHORTS
I GO TO THE BATHROOM, I COME BACK AND THEY'RE WATCHING YOUTUBE SHORTS
my coworkers were confused at one point because they thought I smoked
yes yessss, feel the urge to join our social ritual, feel the need to be incorporated in our smoldering circle 
i will not approach you
i will answer your questions with 1 word
i will not break the awkward silence
No
when you ask what are my interests, I will boot up stalker gamma and show you my ironman run
i kil u @potent hamlet
you will like it.
u still play it??
xal likes to give head
no, i just wanted to be relatable to the locals
DO IT YOU COLONIZED BASTARD
My autism is hyper demon
ah, autistic/IT, please proceed to surrae's booth, right this way sir
colonized by who
Fk uuu
i work in construction

By @tidal trellis 's dick
HUH
alriiiiiiiiiiiiight
Mister overthinker thinks he's too good for us now huh??
he's confused he doesn't have one
i'll remember this
who
Bozok
bzeek
gothic 2 right?
oh him
during my short one year trip into the world of construction, the only common ground with the boomers who were literally 30 years older than me on average was the smoke breaks indeed
aside from that one guy who played console games
well he was still 40
im an expert in boomer talk
not sure if 1 or 2
- most of them are mentally retarded and based as hell
you just go baba telefon and start talking about محمد شوقي
Gets all the boomers to your yard

When I encounter boomers, most of them just talk and I just listen while smoking
I would much rather like to be caged in a room with plop or W than return to boomer dimension again
it's fun where im from
your boomers just suck
dw, by the end of that ordeal we'll be best friends 
I can get along with almost anyone
we can tell
my boomers just talk about the riots and the gulf war if they were alive around then
nah I'm breaking my skull open upon a wall five minutes in, sorry

or breaking your skull open, depends
stay at turret farming and poking for insane dmg
if I were there flop
can we ban xalrider and bring weseli back
japanese teacher noise 
people don't know about that Gothic life
he left 
no he left
i love eastern jank
idk
we played stalker today
tree told me
wdym its a german game 😭
the amount of senile boomers that would just approach me during the lunch break and start spewing some of the most retarded bullshit known to mankind was insane, I'm honestly surprised I survived it all at the time
'community became a place of discussion not memes and racism' along those lines
old people are lonely and have nobody to talk to
yeeees?
that's the best part

hater
Dude I'm fr falling asleep
it has the vibe of eastern jank
I can feel my eyelids getting heavier
thats more important
whenever an old person is annoying when talking to you, they are doing it cause they literally have nobody else
I'm afraid I can't say anything without it sounding wrong because it'll include me and busy working together
true though, I found a 2d game that is kinda like Gothic its called Drova
I can't keep drinking as much coffee as I used to
fuck now I want to replay Gothic

hes not coming back ever I dont think
god my grandfather bless his soul, he told me the same tales everytime I went there since I was a child
idk what you have in mind but all I say is I ship it then

Never have enough
listen dog I just want to eat my food in peace and browse through some memes, I don't fucking care how good your boomer ass life was back in the soviet times and how it's all so zoever nowadays and that slavic people secretly came to this world from another constellation and were cruising on flying wooden boats in here in the olden times and some other remarks about black people I can't even mention here because of how fucking hillariously racist they were
heart problems, blood pressure in head?
i could stream me playing it again to you. Youd get to feel the suffering of playing it for the first time from my perspective
he doesn't swing like that, unlike you
The first weeks I started drinking from 3 to 5 coffees in 5 hours
L
dawg the controls are arcane and unknowable
Just to stay awake and keep up with the class
That isn't even efficient wtf
I do not!
yikes
also getting it to run might be a challenge in and of itself
Are you drinking boba tea for caffeine or some shit?m
I can give you the german community patches
No, straight black Coffee
bitch you live like this?
well i got it to run and played for a few hours
but yeah the controls
i got to where the za sloinking swamp people were and stopped
you're getting yourself into such an extreme high that everything else will feel so low
drink moderately, drink water
nah bro new camp is where its at
it keeps you awake
the backseat game me
do you also get the whole 'the west is so fucked up' talks aswell
speaking of boomers, there goes gothic
it's always the same shit tho
im not a boomer
wdym
i still got the innosence of youth within me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOkpO--XtH0&ab_channel=•LarMoV•
Turn on subtitles
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uh huh
If they saw the current west they'd literally have a heart attack lmfao
explain pronouns to your Muslim grandfather.

:=
Man i love winter
:)
me too, snowed here today
some people invented a new way to be repressed
because they felt left out
that's the whole explanation
5pm
can see absolutely nothing
im getting out the christmas music
my grandfather would smile at you
ong some people have no shame they deserve to get their hands chopped
This great song by "Chris Rea" was first released in 1986 as a non album single, but it was not until 1988 that it got to number 53 in the UK singles chart, and it re entered the UK charts in 2007 where this time it made it to number 33. i think this is a great song and should have been a number 1 hit..While i am here i would like to take this O...
starting with your gooner ass
im not that bad
u are
you're gonna zlonk it with your forearms
a cousin of mine stole my dads money during his funeral
For the rest of your lif
shit is fucked up
What a piece of shit
I was rawdaggin it man
ah, the classic funeral theft
No coffe nothing
piece of shut
bitch took his little makeshift plastic safe that had change in it
To be fair i also wake up 5 minutes before lessons cuz we have it digital
We have major major investigations into elderly deaths due to people intentionally getting their parents killed for the inheritance money
major spelling mistake
What the fuck
yeah, disgrace
like how tf do you even do that

this fucking gif
I hate it
its terrible
Alex would like it
@fading shuttle
no its not cute
flop is slowly becoming more malnly
malynyl
@tidal trellis just end it
wym what do i mean ?
@shell venture
Fuck it I don't have sugar
Toxic, smh

vacation tiem?
why free
I can't drink coffee
tf u on about
correct
nice
2 weeks?
nah just one
Still good
Man I already was a man though, whatchu on
He is true
and then it's SMM battle royale of december
👍
Malaysia weather is so nice this year
pfp
finally good weather in winter..
It's Tamari, what about it
a twink
❌
I get only weekends and 2 weeks per year how much you get?
It's a normal pfp
it's not
Waking up after 12 hr sleep like 
But it is????
❌
it's like a 30 vs 1
I think we get like, uhhhh
month per year
The 30 of you do nothing but slander soo
I win

nuh uh
if it's slander then why just you
month per what
@placid sail the cumblocks are beautiful at night
slept for 8 hours and then took a fat nap during the day
гигахрущ
do you not get a month per year ?
iedy it was a joke fr man

you do nothing but "who ping" , "guh" , and "you're gonna regret that"
brainfart exists without you, dummy
!busy
2 weeks to none and weekends
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damn
Fake

We get really bored when flop isn't around
Well duhhh, it doesn't begin materializing only when I'm here
That's now reality works
Goober
we have hobbies outside of bullying you
we also bully that one other bitch
forgot her name..
who
harasaki
Also how rude too, smh
michaelfapgod
@tidal trellis atleast im not like these lowlifes
not pinging to avoid summoning it here
why are they baking him 
You see tree man isnt too bad
@timber shard
This guy comes here from time to time but like
Who cares?
no you're also bad
nah I'd put you in the same category
Im leaving the server
Really?

@tidal trellis
Greetings
an overdose, hopefully
tell me "kys"
a bit of fent in the coke or something
Can't bully who doesn't care
keep yourself safe
But why
I can make that happen 
Why would I say something terrible to you
why not
i asked retard just say it
no
twink
be a good person and tell me kys
damn dry changed pfp again
🖼 Avatar to foxdryeternal
it got even worse
yep
the good ending
The doctor told me to get more sun
flop, but good
hahahahahaha
Uninstall this app
@tidal trellis I'm so proud of you
Terrible
Why would you do that ?!
you're the one who said it
3 mins ago
Because someone asked
three minutes ago
what the fug
he has photo evidence
case closed
yet more
I'm proud of you flop
we can save him
man, what is happening here
you'll turn you into ryry's replacement
@placid sail
sigh
we have the technology
No winning with haters
@naive bison @narrow lotus
i love you
and maybe @steel bone too
no
hater
@placid sail

dumbass
he is baby

baby cheetah
leopard
yes
whar
I have never been so confused

fellas
don't type
"naked and mast" in gif search
@placid sail @narrow lotus
Idk what she's saying but that's a cute cat
@placid sail @narrow lotus
КАДЖИТ НЕ КРАААААЛ
do you think he's guilty 
absolutely
who's the woman and why does she swear so much at the car?
because the cat is a retard 
and does stupid shit
cat needs a catmomma and to touch grass
or some kinda friend
he runs on biodiesel (kotleta)



differnt artyom btw
not me
he has control over the kirieshki supply

he has a very square ass too
he is a box
Disgusting
@placid sail
HEY NO
Xalrider I swear 2 god
which one 
whatchu gonna do?
use teeth while sucking his dick next time?
bruh
Flop, you have no means of hurting anybody here
stop with the threats
how are you gaer than flop?
I do 
do it
Human reaction time based on feel is faster then sight and audio
Allah?
bro
are you a buttplug rep?
flop do you have access to the pakistani nuclear codes?

No
Shock collar
man this new crown is great
im slowly forgetting it's there

fellas how much is a tooth crown in the US?
No?
I'd disarm them if I could
porcelain
boooooo
alleged twink of peace
one of them non-proliferation nerds
@tidal trellis
do it
Human life #1 is my mo
hurt the people here
time for you to create human life, flop 🫃
make them regret calling you a twink and bullying you
that would require him to be straight
I don't mean to hurt them legitimately 
which is impossible
so fucking shut up with the threats
why do you keep posting it, lobotomite?
bruh

Just can't win against y'all

🫃🏿
^
меня бы кормили кириешками, я бы тоже злился
what he say
maybe try bitching harder
or keep posting "guh", "who pinged", and "REALLY" whenever the people here call you a twink
You are really rude
you know that?
I forgot the name of that camo
smh
and you're really dumb
and twinky
Thank you
it looks nice
homeless




