🎪bruh-fart

[arctic pawn]

jake's brother said he'd kill tyson

it was a public humiliation

i bet he felt like shit because it didnt worth

paid or not

[crimson flame]

he gets paid less if he knocks out jake. especially if he does it on first round. if the fight goes to last round, he gets full share, doesnt matter if he win or lose
cmiiw

[arctic pawn]

that's awful

no wonder he didnt landed punches

[timber shard]

Capitalism

[arctic pawn]

but jake fucked him up

[pale ingot]

yeah i dont think a lot of people are gonna have much respect for him after this

[crimson flame]

jake is just exploiting the most lucrative way to make money : generate a hype, make it viral. thats literally it

[pale ingot]

he's still mike tyson sure but this shit gonna hurt his reputation

[arctic pawn]

jake humiliated him at the fighting, at the end, and at the speech

[crimson flame]

yep

[arctic pawn]

with the help of his brother

at least that is what it looked like

[crimson flame]

lmao he got interviewed by a 10yr old and he said "who cares about legacy, if i die, i die, i dont want to be remembered"

[arctic pawn]

the end was a false respect

[pale ingot]

that was just posted

[crimson flame]

idk man, he went full nihilist

[pale ingot]

bro is just

[crimson flame]

i dont even know if i can blame him

he just took the money

[arctic pawn]

damn

idk

there's things you cant sell

[crimson flame]

correct

[arctic pawn]

if you do you'll be losing greatly

there's stuff that are priceless

[crimson flame]

jake paul is a scam artist

best way to deal with him is to ignore him. but ofc ppl cant do that lmao

[arctic pawn]

yeah

[crimson flame]

its just like no mans sky

[timber shard]

Which now has everything they promised and more

[arctic pawn]

yeha it was a bad example

lol

[sage otter]

i agree jake paul has no texture

I mean the two lowlife brothers as a whole

[arctic pawn]

wow so much hate about the game

never played it

[timber shard]

No Man's Sky is an example of it done right. It wasn't a scam just overzealous devs

[arctic pawn]

heard it got a "redemption arc"

[sage otter]

It's fine now after 5years ofpatching and content

[crimson flame]

okay lol, let me revise
the initial release of no mans sky

i watched this
https://youtu.be/O5BJVO3PDeQ?si=N_pOkevvgVaRzlGE

[shell venture]

bethesda saw no mans sky and said "we can do worse"

[crimson flame]

slopfield

meanwhile, look at star citizen

[arctic pawn]

bthesda didnt even cared about starfield

they just dont get it

[timber shard]

And there's not even hot alien babes wtf Bethesda

That's the whole point of going out to space

[shell venture]

can't blame them

they released the same games for some time now and people loved it

so why change it

[crimson flame]

i bought mass effect andromeda, 2yrs after release, at deep discount. it was okay

i really like how they built the worlds

[arctic pawn]

the explore loot grind loop gotta be fun, immersive, with good story and voice acting

and i am a fool to think that this time it would be different

[crimson flame]

just dont preorder

or get hyped

be like me

buy games 2 yrs after release

you get discount

[arctic pawn]

lol buying single player games?

[shell venture]

you can get hyped
just keep it in check

[crimson flame]

you dont get disappointed

[arctic pawn]

that's crazy

[crimson flame]

you get actual playable game

[civic panther]

i preordered space marine 2, and so far, its been great
they just need to fix a lot of the crashing BS for pvp, and get some good balance in there

[shell venture]

[arctic pawn]

[civic panther]

other then that 1 instance though
literally never preorder

[crimson flame]

of course there are exceptions, but its rare af. i kinda wanna buy space marine too lol. but i would rather buy rimworld dlc and satisfactory rn

[arctic pawn]

i was disappointed becaus ei wish for a game with the same level up mechanics as skyim but with actual good gameplay

[crimson flame]

and elden ring dlc fuuuuuuucckk

i get sooo blueballed by this

[shell venture]

rimworld dlc for gajillion dollars

[crimson flame]

its only $15 in my country lol

[civic panther]

i mean, thats certainly not a decision i would make, dlc for rimworld of all things, and discount factorio, but different tastes i guess

[shell venture]

that's the point

[crimson flame]

can factorio do multiplayer coop?

[shell venture]

15$ is a bit too much for a dlc

[civic panther]

yeah, yeah it can

[crimson flame]

probably yea

[crimson flame]

shit, really

[arctic pawn]

i feel hungry for some survival shooter spanker slicer scavenging RPG

[crimson flame]

stalker

[arctic pawn]

yes

exactly

[civic panther]

https://wiki.factorio.com/Multiplayer

[arctic pawn]

thats why i still play gamma

until stalker 2

which im going to ply it for free

[crimson flame]

divinity games are also great. at highest difficulty

not shooter tho

i guess you can play as archer

[shell venture]

probably gonna wait some time for that one

[civic panther]

the space age DLC came out recently for factorio as well
problem is, its 35 bucks

[crimson flame]

bruh

[arctic pawn]

its going to release day one on game pass

[shell venture]

ahh nvm

[arctic pawn]

ill have 2 months to play it before i start to pay for game pass

[shell venture]

will it have drm tho

[arctic pawn]

what is drm

[crimson flame]

xbox gamepass?

[arctic pawn]

yes

[shell venture]

anti piracy software

[civic panther]

i mean
its a large expansion i think, and has been in the works for a while
but the thing is, factorio ITSELF is 35 bucks, so you're basically spending a whole games worth of money on a dlc

[arctic pawn]

denuvo

[shell venture]

yea

[arctic pawn]

as always

[shell venture]

hmm it's on gog so probably not

[arctic pawn]

gamepass for pc

in my case

got it from discord

[crimson flame]

hmm i should take a look

[civic panther]

good reviews though

[crimson flame]

i keep ignoring these gamepasses man

[arctic pawn]

game pass is like less than 5 dolalrs for me

dollars*

[river zealot]

Alright, im going to sleep, gn my precious @glad carbon @stone blade @narrow lotus @inland jackal @potent hamlet

[arctic pawn]

extremely cheap

[shell venture]

isn't first month (or 3) really cheap for gamepass ?

[shell venture]

[arctic pawn]

for me is R$35 forever

[shell venture]

so it's free

[arctic pawn]

dollar is R$6,00

[high wing]

support the devs

[civic panther]

the fuck is denuvo?

[shell venture]

later

[high wing]

anti piracy

[arctic pawn]

im doing it by playing the game and telling others about it

[shell venture]

the shit that makes your single player game online all the time and have shit performance

[arctic pawn]

this is already support

no matter how i get my gam rcopy

im telling everyone about it

if its good

and the company will win anyways

[civic panther]

ah
isn't it a bad idea to release a game without any anti-piracy at all?

[shell venture]

not really

since those fuck fps

[crimson flame]

its a difficult question

[shell venture]

and makes the game online all the time

[arctic pawn]

if it doesnt will be the best day of my life

crack on day one

[stone blade]

Sleep hard

[high wing]

it all depends

[shell venture]

and tbh cracked games don't affect sales that much

[arctic pawn]

on contraire

[high wing]

those that downloaded 🏴‍☠️ games typically were not gonna get the game either way

[arctic pawn]

whoever is pirating wont buy it anyways, but will talk about it

[shell venture]

not really

[crimson flame]

but lord gabe himself said

[arctic pawn]

and sometimes who wouldnt buy, when playing it pirated might like so much they would want a copy for themselves

[shell venture]

iirc back in the day some indie devs uploaded cracked versions of their games to torrent sites to boost the game

[crimson flame]

i love rdr2 to death but the fucking rockstar launcher makes me wanna pirate it

[river zealot]

Sleep is not the only thing thats gonna be hard tonight

[arctic pawn]

i agree on that

i would be flattered to have my game pirated

it means its good enough

[pale ingot]

[shell venture]

not always

[arctic pawn]

indeed

but were talking about AAA+ games that are ass

[shell venture]

some are just piss easy to do
so they do it anyways

[arctic pawn]

and pirated anyways

[crimson flame]

have you made a game before tho lol

[pale ingot]

what if yo game just ass so people dont even wanna buy it

[shell venture]

quality doesn't matter

[arctic pawn]

currently doing one

[crimson flame]

imo its the greatest form of art and its the most difficult kind of programming

[arctic pawn]

im responsible for the soundtrack and the programming of the gam

emy frind is doing the story and the art

[crimson flame]

[pale ingot]

if a game is good enough then people who pirate it will buy the actual game later down the line too

[arctic pawn]

indeed

plus your game will be known way more

[pale ingot]

ive seen that happen for shit like dying light or minecraft

[arctic pawn]

yes

[pale ingot]

dying light peak btw

[stone blade]

[crimson flame]

i just want to appreciate the devs by giving them money. i just wish they dont do the preorder hype shit man

look at limbus company. its a free game. but the game is so fucking good, i feel compelled to PAY for it, buy the season passes

[prime zenith]

they dont know u lil bro

[arctic pawn]

also there were kids that used to have a poor people pc who wanted to play games but couldnt really afford it

[crimson flame]

they dont have to know me

[arctic pawn]

not that i was, i got my windows 98 with more than 500 super nintendo roms in it from my uncle

piracy is in my family

[crimson flame]

[arctic pawn]

i have a furry friend who defends nintend

with all her forces

[pale ingot]

opening up kenshi and i see this banger ass concept art

[arctic pawn]

because some of her friends work ifor nintendo

[arctic pawn]

nice

the game's name is kenshi?

[pale ingot]

i love the kenshi concept art loading screens

[crimson flame]

yikes why would anyone defend nintendo

[pale ingot]

peep it https://store.steampowered.com/app/233860/Kenshi/

Steam

Kenshi

A free-roaming squad based RPG focusing on open-ended sandbox gameplay features rather than a linear story. Be a trader, a thief, a rebel, a warlord, an adventurer, a farmer, a slave, or just food for the cannibals. Research new equipment and craft new gear. Purchase and upgrade your own buildings to use as safe fortified havens when things go b...

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

75601

Metacritic

75

▶ Play video

[crimson flame]

i tried kenshi. couldnt get used to the ui lol

i will attempt again some time in the future

[pale ingot]

theres an ui mod to make it darker if that's your issue

[arctic pawn]

ive seen sseth's review of this game

its wild

[crimson flame]

nah its just the general flow of the ui

[arctic pawn]

wrong ping

[pale ingot]

the ui feels fine to me

[crimson flame]

idk i feel like its just fucked

[pale ingot]

actually reminds me of zomboid in a way

with the skill ui

[arctic pawn]

[crimson flame]

oh yea now that you mention zomboid its true

i also got weirded out by zomboid ui but i played it with my friends, they helped me understand

[pale ingot]

its very different from zomboid ui but it still feels very similar in a way

id call it closer to skyrim's level system but

reminds me of both

[crimson flame]

lol

mount and blade

[pale ingot]

never played mount and blade

[crimson flame]

sheeeeesh

i got like 800hrs on it

sandbox games are always fun

i wanna get bannerlord but i keep using the money to buy something else lmao

[pale ingot]

i should do some roleplay bullshittery on kenshi, probably gonna be fun

rn im just

being evil and fucked up without doing anything particularily special

look at these motherfucking cannibals got damn if they catch my ass im getting turned into a succulent meal

[timber shard]

Are you Chinese?

[pale ingot]

i dont wanna stay in this area i think too many cannibals

[pale ingot]

maybe

[timber shard]

Then maybe we can arrest them. As you would be a succulent chinese meal

[shell venture]

[lapis zinc]

this is democracy manifest

[crimson flame]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XyO7EcI2DBw?si=EfPt5Hw3hSSdffzB

zomboid players must watch

(not really)

[shell venture]

baseball club with nails

next

"let me get my historic ass weapon that no one heard of real quick 🤓 "

[timber shard]

I would use a long sharp stick

[shell venture]

i would not fight zombies

shrimple as

[lucid oasis]

I installed inverno and it has no snow. I cant use newbies or modded support and stalker chat is useless

[crimson flame]

used to have a modded zomboid run. used sledgehammer as my main weapon. feels so great squashing an entire horde in like 2 swings lol

[shell venture]

delete shader cache idot

[lucid oasis]

I did

it still has no snow

[shell venture]

L

[crimson flame]

then i would run up behind my friends and sit down while my friends protect me from the horde

[pale ingot]

they caught my ass (im so crippled)

but my toughness went up by like 13

[lucid oasis]

what fuckin game is this

[pale ingot]

kenshi

i got my shit beaten in by some of the weakest npcs in the game

[shell venture]

[high wing]

oh no they are multiplying

[pale ingot]

i hate low tier martial arts in kenshi dawg

i just get stuck in a dodging loop and get beaten by large groups

[fluid heron]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=869i8e2eseE&si=b1qSBEgeFO-yEeP3

[pale ingot]

i even have mods to make dodging insanely fast so that it DONT happen

[fluid heron]

This shit heat

[lucid oasis]

@solar obsidian to counter your profile

[fluid heron]

It's so offbeat the beat laps him

[shell venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guklDEpSwhk

[lucid oasis]

I hate you

[fluid heron]

I don't think I've ever listened to a single song by system of a down

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis twink

[timber shard]

Yooo I just discovered the laptop I got gifted by my grandmother isn't trash and I can play GAMMA on it. I'm back babyyyyy

[fluid heron]

@tidal trellis Twink haha

[tidal trellis]

MAN

[low atlas]

Keep your neck safe

[tidal trellis]

WHAT I I DO

i WAS JUST EXISTING?!

[timber shard]

As a twink

[low atlas]

Laptop gaming will give you scoliosis

[fluid heron]

Charron reminded me that you were a twink

[sage otter]

He really is

[final rose]

[summer flame]

wyd if you're in this chess game
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277622061811896405/1307468038135742474/Screenshot_20241116-232448_Instagram.png?ex=673a69ff&is=6739187f&hm=8a14ae99e7343e0b6966fc47e91ed205805fa14421f05a360cf030cda333039a&

[timber shard]

I lounge with my knees up and it sits in my lap, is that bad?

[tidal trellis]

❌

[fluid heron]

I lounge with my dick out in the break room hr doesn't really fuck with it

[low atlas]

yes it is

Your ass is gonna hurt

[final rose]

2 castles

[low atlas]

And laptop on your lap is bad for you

[sage otter]

The ball cooker

[pale ingot]

dude

i didnt even know these guys existed

i found rebel farmer HQ

theyre strangely neutral rn

i will obliterate them when im relatively stronger

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/1857910404745396577 @shell venture

[shell venture]

wtf

[timber shard]

Bro moddb is downloading so slow

It won't even go above 100kb

[mossy void]

Rekt

Moddb sugs

But it gets the job done

Eventually

[timber shard]

Normally I get like 20mb why does it hate me now, I even use good mirror

[plucky void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868091047224442980/1307470245405130883/aVvwR7d_460sv.mp4?ex=673a6c0e&is=67391a8e&hm=c6e5239db705390c350bb1546b8ff919ad52efac8d99406a60ae9f77e7d9e653&

[magic tartan]

@pale ingot

[pale ingot]

why so many wounds on the crotch in that overlay

[timber shard]

Yeah I noticed that too xD

[pale ingot]

freaky ass zombies

[magic tartan]

zombies like dick

a LOT

[pale ingot]

noted

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1179299130158366741/attachment.gif

[timber shard]

They can smell sweaty balls from a mile away

[narrow lotus]

draggin

[magic tartan]

also, for some reason %7 chance is worse than %25 in zomboid

scratches fucked me over much more than lacerations

[timber shard]

3 days for 9gb! Wtf moddb

[pale ingot]

😔

[green schooner]

Me playing with @tidal trellis

[magic tartan]

project goonoid

[green schooner]

I want to play project zomboid now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/820416986117832708/1235055234997555250/togif-6.gif

[timber shard]

We must find the goon cave

[magic tartan]

gotta borrow a pc from nasa for a server

ngl its fine in vanilla

[green schooner]

I’m not playing with you people

you’d steal my loot

[magic tartan]

but no one plays in vanilla

[green schooner]

and burn my house

people from brainfart is the last person I want to play in a zombie apocalypse

[magic tartan]

trust issues

no wonder why

[pale ingot]

i should burn down your house

[green schooner]

I’d kill you and eat you cause i play with cannablism mod

[tidal trellis]

GUH?

[pale ingot]

bros gonna get permanent brain damage

[potent hamlet]

I can't understand how people dress so horribly and think they look cool

[magic tartan]

fashion

[potent hamlet]

Like, there's some people that dress like wannabe gangster kids

[green schooner]

Yes

[potent hamlet]

Like, oversized pants that look like shit and Adidas tracksuits

At least try to style it fine, not just try to look gangsta because you'll end up looking like an easy target

[magic tartan]

easy target for what ?

gang retalitation or something ?

[potent hamlet]

Nah, just mugging

[magic tartan]

ooh

[potent hamlet]

There's people that look like you shouldn't mess with

[tidal trellis]

shrimply don't know how to dress

[potent hamlet]

And then there's people trying to look like that but end up looking like they'd just freeze

[timber shard]

I know de way my bruddah, we will never freeze

[potent hamlet]

For example, I saw a kid wearing an Adidas Tracksuit, oversized pants that look like cardboard and some DC sneakers, but he looked so dumb even I would've know how to mug him

[green schooner]

Some people just look robable

[potent hamlet]

Like, sometimes people just straight up tackle you and punch you a couple times and then mug you, I've seen it

Then I've seen people that straight up look like they have a gun in their pants

Even if they dont

[narrow lotus]

😼

[potent hamlet]

They might be the best mates you can meet, but you dont wanna mess with them

[green schooner]

no you don’t pack

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-woody-toy-story-angry-rage-gif-17267353

[potent hamlet]

Iedy, you're romanian

[narrow lotus]

here they dont have weapons , maybe knuckles or a small knife , but they have sheer numbers

they will swarm you

fucking cocksuckers

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[narrow lotus]

i cast orbital roach spray

[potent hamlet]

I mean even I carry a knife

[prime zenith]

i carry my aura , nobody will touch me 😈

[potent hamlet]

It's worse to get a throat slit and like 24 stabs and people know that

[narrow lotus]

i have pepper spray , a knife for "barbecue weekends " and i was thinking of getting one of them extendable batons in my car

[tidal trellis]

Exactly

Omg why is it so cold

[potent hamlet]

I may be a girl, but that's more than enough for people to know

[primal rapids]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GciF-gWaoAAHdTC?format=jpg&name=small

[tidal trellis]

My hands are frigid

[deep topaz]

i would love to have a thompson that runaway chain fires its whole drum

[pale ingot]

hello twink

[potent hamlet]

I mean, a girl walking in the night is usually meaning that they're either clueless or that they have a weapon

[green schooner]

You look robable

[green schooner]

Daily cardio

Chase women at night

(Her pepper spray does nothing)

[tidal trellis]

I might but if they try

Then they messed

[potent hamlet]

I remember one time we were drinking publicly and a couple guys wanted to mug us and I the first thing we heard was one of our male friends scream like a damn maniac and break one of the empty bottles we had and start saying: "Who wants to fight?" And a bunch of slurs

[tidal trellis]

I'm a broke loser lololol

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/unmysticaldude/status/1857447548375519332

[tidal trellis]

I ain't got NO money

I'm poor

[primal rapids]

Just lift yourself by your bootstraps and become a millionaire through your stellar work ethic

[potent hamlet]

I remember a time I was about to stab somebody too

[primal rapids]

Was that followed by the time you stabbed someone?

[fresh rose]

I believe that you are poor twink

[tidal trellis]

U only got 1 thing right that I'm poor

Other thing is slander

[potent hamlet]

In my defense I was drunk and I saw one of my friends looking like they started to fight somebody that didn't even presented himself

[tidal trellis]

Tell em Osaka

Back up me up

[potent hamlet]

So I got up, took my knife and the dude like saw me and immediately started to get away

[pale ingot]

[potent hamlet]

And I was stopped for like 2 or 3 saying that he's the dealer and they were playing

[broken pebble]

i got abiotic factor today

[potent hamlet]

Then everything went normal, I said sorry and stuff and he said it was okay

[broken pebble]

i am now scientist.

[potent hamlet]

I mean, at that moment I've never seen him before and he just appeared and they were like fighting, I assumed he went to take a piss and got mugged or sum

[inland jackal]

Then get a job

[potent hamlet]

The streets are weird tbh

[tidal trellis]

I'd need a job that doesn't kill me

[inland jackal]

You are 20 flop, make street food

[tidal trellis]

Or get me robbed

[potent hamlet]

Sometimes you can get mugged and others you're stabbing somebody

[tidal trellis]

Mr do I look like I know how cook

[inland jackal]

True, you wouldnt know how to cook a grenade

[pale ingot]

cooking is easy just dont burn the food

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis guess who got a 6.5 rifle

[inland jackal]

[potent hamlet]

I don't know how to cook a grenade tbh

[tidal trellis]

I don't think that's how it works

[pale ingot]

that is how it works

[potent hamlet]

Grendel?

[inland jackal]

Gender rifle

[green schooner]

what

6.5

[potent hamlet]

6.5 grendel

[green schooner]

The calibar

[green schooner]

No

Creed

[potent hamlet]

Aww

Not based

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/oj-shrug-gif-20736420

[pale ingot]

if you think about it your dick is actually smoothbore

that's all i got for tonight though

imma go to sleep

gn chat

[green schooner]

Gn homo

[pale ingot]

Yes but not for you

[tidal trellis]

Night ham

[green schooner]

what

[fresh rose]

goodnight fella

ngl im going to sleep to

@tidal trellis fuck you twink

I hope you step on a lego on ur way to bed

idot

[pale ingot]

gn twink

[fresh rose]

I LOVE SLEEPING

I FUCKING LOVE SLEEPING

I LOVE WASTING 1/3RD OF MY LIFE SPAN HAVING MY EYES CLOSED IN A TIME SKIP CUTSCENE

https://tenor.com/view/venom-venom-marvel-venom-funny-venom-the-last-dance-venom-hot-ones-gif-1749787248943684479

[visual stirrup]

addict

[green schooner]

it is fun

[visual stirrup]

you need to get a hold of yourself

[visual stirrup]

eep addiction is not funny

[primal rapids]

Sleep is your eight hour free trial of death

[visual stirrup]

it is serious

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis

[narrow lotus]

We....didnt....ask

[visual stirrup]

i had a friend who was an eep addict
his addiction was so severe, he died of withdrawal symptoms when he tried to quit

[narrow lotus]

ooof thats a sad way to go

[dreamy flax]

📚 eep

1. A high-pitched [squeal] sort of noise emitted when a girl (sometimes a guy) is frightened, surprised, [bumped into], etc.

2. The [metallic] squeal that a computer makes as a warning. It's soon to be followed by, "Warning..." sometimes with a little bomb next to it, saying "Error."

3. The sound that a female makes to try to attract other females. (This one isn't popular...yet.)

[visual stirrup]

i'm joking, boss

eep = sleep

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-kitten-eepy-eepy-cat-cute-kitten-gif-2354054411599231174

[narrow lotus]

i thought u were talking about some kind of drug

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csp_OABIsBM

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307482696993345588/1307485292718063688/RDT_20240523_191610.mp4?ex=673a7a11&is=67392891&hm=f394d20e66096e9358cef83ce96b9c4ffbf5d7e61486642281394425e2a39cf3&

[tidal trellis]

Bit late 😵‍💫

[tidal trellis]

Ew monolith

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307482696993345588/1307485524839366676/VID_20231031_104939_712.mp4?ex=673a7a49&is=673928c9&hm=f699cb7b69b84b3feb07883872fb15392f5e5468f6fa83a90b41050703a6687a&

[tidal trellis]

He'll be blunt with you

[wooden surge]

@tidal trellis

[narrow lotus]

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/true-gif-14423606592036775082

[tidal trellis]

Hey no!

[primal rapids]

Merc is the only logical faction choice. The only hostile factions after the Brain Scorcher (besides Monolith and SIN) are Duty and Military. Both are completely irrelevant north of Army Warehouses. You can't change my mind.

[tidal trellis]

I am not!

[narrow lotus]

Man i love mercs

[tidal trellis]

I mean there's freedom

[primal rapids]

Freedom is okay. I'm on good terms with them if only because I will happily join the Barrier defense every time.

[wooden surge]

Would you please refer to the graph #🎪bruh-fart message

[primal rapids]

But Mercs have A, Limansk on speed dial, and B, the patch lottery

[wooden surge]

Freedom is nice for Barrier defense missions, but tasks from them normally are ass if you don't want to kill Duty

[primal rapids]

That and a lot of Freedom missions send you south instead of north.

[wooden surge]

Yep

[primal rapids]

Like, truck cemetery, fine, it's right there. Dark Valley? Darkscape? Garbage? Fuck right off with that shit.

[wooden surge]

I was grinding rep for them and at 1k mark just said fuck it and went to getting money from Duty

[green schooner]

Duty best

[inland jackal]

Frontier

[green schooner]

I quit Stalcraft

Is bad

[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus

[inland jackal]

[green schooner]

Touching you vro

[inland jackal]

Get those twink hands away

[fresh rose]

The boring gameplay choice

[primal rapids]

No, boring would be Ecologist or Free Stalker.

[placid sail]

do you think there's going to be Lesbians faction in stalker 2

[green schooner]

They are nice and soft

[green schooner]

Yes

[lusty sonnet]

twink faction in stalker 2

wait that's already Freedom

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis

Flop likes freedoms

[tidal trellis]

1. This is not a graph! 2. It's stupid!

[tidal trellis]

You probably play duty

[lusty sonnet]

nah

[wooden surge]

[arctic pawn]

stalker 2 wont have denuvo

[wooden surge]

Just put the fries in the bag vro

[arctic pawn]

guess i wont need to worry about my game pass ending in 3 months

[placid sail]

"I'm going to get that stone in a second " and never actually does anything

[wooden surge]

Life imitates art or something

[lusty sonnet]

he'll probably trip over it a second time

[arctic pawn]

cyber bulying

[tidal trellis]

Such mockery

[wooden surge]

But what if I speak facts?

[tidal trellis]

PFFT

[arctic pawn]

damn

[wooden surge]

[tidal trellis]

[placid sail]

farewell muslim cat

[arctic pawn]

i didnt see that word in there

bye, sorry for that shit

[green schooner]

What was it

[wooden surge]

Was good knowing you

[arctic pawn]

it was tyler the creator talking about cyber bullying

but he said that word he and i can say

with the A at the end, please

[lusty sonnet]

post it again and own it

[arctic pawn]

nah im good

it was an honest mistake

i dont want to give trouble to jannies

[green schooner]

I posted it before

Dw

[wooden surge]

post meme
read meme
OH SHIT

Duality of shitposter

[arctic pawn]

yeah its because that word is kinda regular in my vocabulary and i use like "bro"

as normal people do

[wooden surge]

Understandable

[placid sail]

ghetto catto

[arctic pawn]

hell yeah

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/853030088161755156/1307477547302387805/f12988c4334726b4cff9e764e21f75a7.mp4?ex=673a72db&is=6739215b&hm=79d8a8b4043b5d2d1d6f1441fd153aa5cf3c5f696f0a6810cc8113a43b76d1c3&

[arctic pawn]

[fresh rose]

Finnishmaxxing at its finest

[tidal trellis]

Welp of to bed I go

Night everyone

[arctic pawn]

gn

[fresh rose]

Line the twinks bed with nails

[arctic pawn]

let the twink alone bruv

unless its a fucked up kinkshame rp and im not knowing about it

[tidal trellis]

You guys brainwashed the new brainfarter!

Shame on you

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/stallipiano-gif-8633409668543310298

[high wing]

it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZFKE0DHxFU

[glad carbon]

@high wing @placid sail @wooden surge

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1216698574998601780/1299713736185221160/speech-bubble-sticker.gif

[broken pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-venom-marvel-venom-funny-venom-the-last-dance-venom-hot-ones-gif-1749787248943684479

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/shitpost_2049/status/1857451129304424693?t=mSC0rpa9F3hL8--HV09Kcg&s=19

[glad carbon]

@solar obsidian oil up

[lucid oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136362941885714513/1306788368092233779/azalt_reactpoop.gif

[solar obsidian]

"he/she"

[potent hamlet]

Why nobody told me that Jake Paul won?

Like, damn

[solar obsidian]

nobody cares

[sage otter]

Ofc he won he's 30years younger

[glad carbon]

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[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1214283251200561172/1307458397724999700/Snapinsta.app_video_3C4C2F302B1607EF075DDAF98297129A_video_dashinit.mp4?ex=673a6105&is=67390f85&hm=9e70b9803ef248f7c45ebff5126934ee26a0f81fdc37181a53209254ce4afe26&

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/454491193607454731/1306619949300715631/gif.gif

[lucid oasis]

it took me a solid 3 minutes to realise waht the hashtags ment

[green schooner]

true...

most dont play roblox

[lucid oasis]

KURWA

[green schooner]

i got banned again

so bleh

[lucid oasis]

KURWA BOBER

I HEARD KURWA BOBER

The bober cycle continues'

MINI BOBER

I love bober so fucking much

I have an entire folder dedicated to bober

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis

decide for me

twink

[lucid oasis]

yes

buy it

its so fucking great

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473704842104143902/1307403054466732105/Snapchat-232177479.jpg?ex=673a2d7a&is=6738dbfa&hm=c42e2d315b04f5e8683de5192831ffb91a3243b352f836f58de7ae4380f459a5&

[lucid oasis]

real

[pastel quartz]

Noo

Look at nathan top right

Fat fuck

[fluid heron]

I just found the funniest fucking image but I don't know if I can post it

[heavy peak]

Send in dm

[timber shard]

117 my lucky number

[pastel quartz]

Word show me your boobs

[pastel quartz]

I would also like to see

[timber shard]

Look at that sexy piece of meat

[storm stream]

I'd like to see too

[fluid heron]

goddam mfs are ravenous tonight

[storm stream]

damn ig our definitions of "funny" are differernt

[fluid heron]

You asked to see it don't know what to tell you

[storm stream]

true

[lucid oasis]

There is something wrong with having 3 mil saved up in the bank and making nearly half a mil a year and still not being able to affor moving

even if I sold my property id barely be able to afford

[glad carbon]

what is it

[pastel quartz]

Ik waitimg my nword

[fluid heron]

You aint getting shit

[pastel quartz]

😞

What does your bio mean

I do not understand

[fluid heron]

Figure it out

[pastel quartz]

I am by asking you bruh

[fluid heron]

Rub your gray matter together and come up with an answer

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1100180702357618688/1209859743301115924/togif.gif

[storm stream]

yours makes even less sense

[pastel quartz]

I didn’t say his didn’t make sense nor was i trying to be rude i was asking what it means

[fading portal]

What the fuck

[fluid heron]

It's so simple this shit does not require a phd

[fading portal]

That beast is demonic in nature

[pastel quartz]

I do not understand English well

😢

[fluid heron]

Yeah then it's gonna make no sense to you

[fading portal]

Me too buddy

[pastel quartz]

That’s why i ask bro

Why is everyone here always so grumpy

[fluid heron]

prophets sounds like profits that's the entire explanation

[pastel quartz]

Ah

I get it

[timber shard]

I didn't get it either actually

[pastel quartz]

Just say profit

[timber shard]

I just laughed cause I'm racist

[pastel quartz]

Ur making a play on profit it would make more sense to make a play on prophet

[potent hamlet]

Oh shit I have a new sister

Damn

[pastel quartz]

Same 😢

[pastel quartz]

Whats her @?

[fluid heron]

I didnt make the fucking sentence that was Sam Hyde

https://youtube.com/shorts/z8yOMTph0Go?si=7zwYsFOnB_vUzdgg

[timber shard]

Bro it was just born

[potent hamlet]

I go out to drink and suddenly my brother gets a new cat

[pastel quartz]

Oh

[timber shard]

What? You're calling the cat your sister?

[pastel quartz]

Catv

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[pastel quartz]

?

I like fats

Cats

[timber shard]

I thought your mom had a kid or something

[potent hamlet]

Nah, we just got a girl adopted

[pastel quartz]

Word

Whats her @

[potent hamlet]

Her name is Coco, she's from South Africa

[timber shard]

A cat will do

[pastel quartz]

@sinful rune your mother is like big moo cow

This guy hates me because i reply with

“Your mother”

[pastel quartz]

A cat will infact surfice

[storm stream]

perchance a picture?

[pastel quartz]

I am concerned about your relationship with your cat

[potent hamlet]

Idk he's now getting her

[timber shard]

Do you know what I was referencing?

[pastel quartz]

No

[potent hamlet]

My cats, Nana and now Coco (?)

[pastel quartz]

Are you a woman and hot

[potent hamlet]

We have dogs with complex names and cats with two syllables names

[pastel quartz]

Do not talk to me i want big dark men

We love dudes in gamma

[fluid heron]

My entire family and all my pets names start with the letter B

[pastel quartz]

Dog anme

Name

[potent hamlet]

Julieta and Walküre

[pastel quartz]

Ja

Sher ggit

Gut

[potent hamlet]

Nana and Coco

[storm stream]

Brandon moment

[pastel quartz]

Nana

More like

[potent hamlet]

Would be pretty funny tbh

[fluid heron]

I would kill myself if I was named Brandon

That is a fat mf name

[pastel quartz]

Oops i Accidently called your cat a slur

[timber shard]

It's from a manga, a guy breaks into a house, then he sees the cat, and says "A cat will do" if I remember right he broke into the house to rape a girl

[fluid heron]

Never seen a Brandon who isn't a redneck or fat

Usually both

[storm stream]

damn

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[pastel quartz]

I meant cat

[timber shard]

You can't say gae

[pastel quartz]

Cat dog they all taste same

I forgor

I just got unmited

For sending a picture of a cat

[timber shard]

Everything tastes like chicken

[pastel quartz]

The cat was naked because yk its a cat and cats dont wear clothes

So ban

[timber shard]

If a redneck said that to me I would literally shit myself and cry

[pastel quartz]

I am redneck

[timber shard]

You don't know shit

[pastel quartz]

I live in wood and have big tronks

[fluid heron]

i would slowly take my rifle from my car and load it slowly

[pastel quartz]

I eat dirt for breakfast and my uncle cusion is my favorite wife daughter

[timber shard]

If you move slow enough the redneck won't see the rifle, their eyesight is based on movement

[pastel quartz]

Going to load you

[fluid heron]

Bro get the fuck out of here

exile him out of brainfart

[pastel quartz]

I exiled into brain farp

[timber shard]

shits and cries

[pastel quartz]

Fr

Cry and ||shited||

[narrow sorrel]

your daughter/wife/sister?

[pastel quartz]

Dw about it

[fluid heron]

Was talking to a redneck at a bonfire in the woods and he was talking about his cousin getting pregnant from her brother and I just got up and left

[pastel quartz]

Uncle/cusin/wife/daughter/sister

Why

That’s a beautiful story

[narrow sorrel]

where'd you go then?

[fluid heron]

that's a horrible story

into my car

[timber shard]

Wait was she originally a man? How did she become your uncle?

[fluid heron]

I then turned on my ignition and promptly left the vicinity

[pastel quartz]

De about it

Am going to racist

[potent hamlet]

She got home

Her name is Sabrina

[high wing]

kitten

[fluid heron]

stupid ass cat

doesn't even know how to file taxes what a fucking idiot

[gleaming grove]

Can it make a grilled cheese?

[potent hamlet]

No but it can make an abomination

[storm stream]

[fluid heron]

What the fuck...

[pastel quartz]

Yeah fr

What the fuck is that

Looks like a giant potato chip

[gleaming grove]

You need to be jailed

[pastel quartz]

Covered in shit and cum

[fluid heron]

That is fucking vile

[uncut yew]

Looks like a horribly overfilled toast thingy

[pastel quartz]

I see meat cheese guacamole

[fluid heron]

What even is that

[pastel quartz]

Flat bread

Beam maybe

[fluid heron]

that is fucking gross

[pastel quartz]

Looks like what started aids

[potent hamlet]

Bean?

[pastel quartz]

Yeah

Ur a bean

That was supposed to be more insulting than it looks

[fluid heron]

Do mfs in the EU really eat like that

that is so awful

[pastel quartz]

Looks like swedish mean

L

Gravy smothers animal dick

[uncut yew]

no

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-crabs-eating-burger-hospital-gif-21641658

[pastel quartz]

Lol

[storm stream]

damn, the hating is crazy

[fluid heron]

The hating is justified

That is fucking atrocious

[pastel quartz]

Looks like someone left bread out in the rain and than tried to bake it again

[fluid heron]

It's like one of those images where you think you know what things are in it but they arent

[pastel quartz]

It could be good who knows but Presentation wise it’s giving mop bucket left overs

[pastel quartz]

Yeah nro

[pastel quartz]

Name an object in this picture

Yeahhhhh

Lmaooo

[storm stream]

@potent hamlet can you explain what exactly this is?

[potent hamlet]

A sandwich

[storm stream]

whats in it?

[fluid heron]

did you fish it out of the sewer?

[pastel quartz]

The goop

[potent hamlet]

Meat

Cheese

Palta

[pastel quartz]

Meat cheese

[fluid heron]

The atrocious lighting does not help

Everything is so washed out it looks like a mass

[pliant canopy]

bober

[pastel quartz]

Looks like an aliens struggle meal

[fluid heron]

Ok it doesn't look nearly as disgusting now

[pastel quartz]

Okay thats a bit better

[fluid heron]

Maybe even edible

[storm stream]

this?

[pastel quartz]

holy shit I love the dialogue options in disco elysium so much

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[pastel quartz]

Still looks like u had sex with a chicken breast and ate it after

[potent hamlet]

Lmao

I always forget how to say palta in English

[pastel quartz]

Agacado

Avacado

I was rigjt about everything in that food

I said meat guac and cheese

And whatever is holding it looks like giant crinkle cut potatoe

[fluid heron]

I fucking hate avocado

[pastel quartz]

I dont hate it

I like it

But it taste like nothing

[potent hamlet]

I love this animal, the dawg

[pastel quartz]

Face reveal

[pastel quartz]

yeah, its really just a medium to convey other flavors

[potent hamlet]

Because you're american

[pastel quartz]

Nuhuh

[pastel quartz]

still yummers though

[potent hamlet]

You dont know how to season palta

[pastel quartz]

I literally just got home from mexico

No either or

[pastel quartz]

aww what a cute little pupper

Texture wise eh

Taste eh

he looks like a grumpy old man

[high wing]

https://youtube.com/shorts/4hhtlAhp_kw

[potent hamlet]

Mexicans can't eat without 2 liters of spicy sauce on it

[pastel quartz]

You should eat foods that taste food already not green nature tumors

[pastel quartz]

Yes

[potent hamlet]

She's just sleepy

[storm stream]

how do dyou do it, then?

[pastel quartz]

Salt

[potent hamlet]

Just salt, pepper and a bit of water to mash it

[broken pebble]

go back to the place you start and check the mirror, you'll thank me later

[potent hamlet]

And then put it in bread

And you're done

[pastel quartz]

not mexican but I kinda feel that, my family's pallet is a little too Caucasian for my tastes so I end up dumping hot sauce on my food

[potent hamlet]

It's the best flavour around

[broken pebble]

also funger detected, based

[potent hamlet]

Lmaooo

[pastel quartz]

just finished my first playthrough yesterday, what an amazing game

got ending D

[storm stream]

what about a bit of lemon juice?

[pastel quartz]

I’m the best flavor around

[potent hamlet]

Nah It's for me

[broken pebble]

nice

[high wing]

What the hell is it

It looks like a giant potato chip

[pastel quartz]

You taste like that thing looks

[high wing]

With something melted

[pastel quartz]

Side of mop bucket water

[storm stream]

I mean, idk

[narrow sorrel]

what the fug

[pastel quartz]

To wash down the dirty shitty toilet paper on bread

[potent hamlet]

You can do that, if you're an homosexual man

[pastel quartz]

Exactly what i said

I love elmon

Lemon

Lululemon

What is lululemon

Also who is lana del taco

[potent hamlet]

Porn artist

[pastel quartz]

Word

[storm stream]

damn, lemons not popular in your country?

[pastel quartz]

Lemon is life

I have so many lemon i just eat

And lime

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, just not with palta

[narrow sorrel]

shitty "luxury" brand
Supreme-tier

[pastel quartz]

Lemon and palta are hand to hand

[potent hamlet]

It's like putting pineapple to pizza in italia

[fluid heron]

Lululemon was called Lululemon because the ceo found it funny how Asians couldn't pronounce it

[pastel quartz]

You make guac with lemon

[potent hamlet]

Guacamole is mexican

[narrow sorrel]

Lime

[pastel quartz]

No

[pastel quartz]

Both

[potent hamlet]

Mexicans don't know about food

[pastel quartz]

Mexicans make bomb food

Im not mexican btw

[fluid heron]

They only know about dragonball

[pastel quartz]

I just travel

Dragon ball and those yummy sodas

Jorito

[narrow sorrel]

jarritos?

[pastel quartz]

And malte

Ja

Malte is gross

[potent hamlet]

Malte or MATE?

[pastel quartz]

It taste like someone juiced a leather jacket

[potent hamlet]

🧉

[narrow sorrel]

malta better unga

[potent hamlet]

Oh, Malta

[pastel quartz]

Malta

Idk

[potent hamlet]

Malta is good, but better with alcohol

[pastel quartz]

Malta

I do not like mixed drink

I like vodka

[narrow sorrel]

what alcohols? 👀

[pastel quartz]

And beer

Bier

[potent hamlet]

There's some brands like Maltin Polar that's Venezuelan that is very good

[pastel quartz]

One bier bitter

[potent hamlet]

Malta beer?

[fluid heron]

isn't Malta a country

[potent hamlet]

Beer of Malta

[pastel quartz]

Buy me one ill try

[potent hamlet]

Buy it yourself, american

[pastel quartz]

Malta is a country

Mallhiea

Or som

[primal rapids]

So because I was having fun laughing at Ivan's misfortune in the Lands Between, I decided to start another run and do the most stereotypical filthy dex weeb build

"Know what's better than one katana? TWOOOO KATANA"

[pastel quartz]

Str only

[potent hamlet]

Me with a bigass sword

[pastel quartz]

I am lvl 500 and have like 2000 hours in one of my plays

I love ring elden

Elden nits

[narrow sorrel]

I've had the sugary carbonated soft drink, but does it come as a beer?

[pastel quartz]

Nuts

[potent hamlet]

Yeah?

[pastel quartz]

Seltzer

[primal rapids]

The real elden ring was the friends we made along the way. That or it was the engagement ring to the tiny blueberry princess.

[narrow sorrel]

I mean there are malt flavors in beers

but I must do more research it seems

[pastel quartz]

It was the hole i put in my monitor

And the penis is used to make the hole

Margot was v sexy

[dreamy flax]

:flag_es: **Spanish; Castilian** *(español, castellano)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Malt beer is a beer made from barley malt, a key ingredient in beer making that provides color, flavor, aroma, body and sugar. Malt is obtained through a malting process, which consists of germinating and drying barley grains.

[pastel quartz]

Jow do u use xela

[potent hamlet]

You ask her please

[pastel quartz]

How

[narrow sorrel]

oh Malt beer, derp

[pastel quartz]

@dreamy flax inspiration

[storm stream]

CERVEZA CRISTAL!

[potent hamlet]

CERVEZA CRISTALL

[narrow sorrel]

invoke /translate

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/XkP7XRWW6j.jpg

[gilded blade]

Has anyone here tried to use AI as a therapist?

[pastel quartz]

Omfg

[pastel quartz]

Omfg

What is the timing

[pastel quartz]

Its beautiful

[pastel quartz]

Android

[narrow sorrel]

Bro's too poor for a human one?

[pastel quartz]

Selling you

[pastel quartz]

Use your motha

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/bRelGaon67.jpg

[gilded blade]

I was curious to see how well it does and tbh it's kinda spot on with some of its descriptions

[pastel quartz]

It’s spot on because you make it spot on

[storm stream]

now I want a beer

[gilded blade]

BUT ALL OF MY ISSUES COME FROM MY MOTTHA TOMMY

[potent hamlet]

Btw cerveza cristal is usually seen as old people's drink

[pastel quartz]

It replies with the memory you give it

[pastel quartz]

Smash

[potent hamlet]

It doesn't really has a very good flavor but to me is okay

[storm stream]

doesn't make it worse, does it? what do the youngsters drink there?

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find anything on Malte

Couldn't find anything on Cuck

[narrow sorrel]

Kalimotxo

[glad carbon]

what