#🎪bruh-fart
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10c and sunny here
Nothing a little coffee can't help until the sun comes
9c here
18C is pleasurably warm
fk no it isnt
18c is chilly
Lol that's pretty cold where I'm from yea
I have insulation :)
It's time to get up and make eggs
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Here i go chat, wish me luck against the dark souls boss in my kitchen
Walking through the fog wall
eg
eg
eg
eg
im yas top and im into malphite
it's so over
nothing ever happens
i s2g league is like rock paper scissors, there's no equal matchups anymore 😭
you either roll em or get rolled
If flop played LoL he would always do bottom
rock paper scissors is fun
can't stop thinking about men being bottoms 
Ranked rock paper scissors
I wont deny nor confirm
?????????????
My condolences


ist es over fur mich?
A win is a win
c=3
a^2 + b^2 = c^2
go ahead, solve it buddy
okay smart guy, lets see YOU take a crack at it!!
obv its more than 2
@river zealot @naive bison @narrow lotus went to lidl and only bought cappucino

bad deals this week man
how much
1 euro
zamn
plastic bottle
oh
@stone blade alo
ALo
This jalapeno is very hot
Alo da
well no shit
why capucino
what time is it for you
i have a small list of matchups or champs i will not play against:
Teemo
Yorick
tryndamere
singed
heimerdinger
trundle
vayne
yorick 
these are like
Bro can't dodge the cum shot
i will kill you in real life on sight matchups
i genuinely do not understand at which point yorick is weak
like
with what abilities on cd
early or late
to me it feels he has zero weaknesses
trundle is just braindead champ that counters every toplane champ
to win against him you have to play like faker, like do 17 max range yasuo Q's
to not get Q'd by him
and he just eats you
@tidal trellis did you know that vpn is haram
Thats what the officials in pakistan said
based
he isn't
thats the best part
hes made to stomp you
yorick is weak in a group
against single targets he shreds anything
sett is probably my favorite toplane champ
he's s imple but has a bit of skill
very good 1v2
Litrally cancer
well yes but actually its the worst
step for 2 seconds in the rot
bar fills up in no time

just thug out the rot
why
many champs beat him
very immobile as well
late game he's ass

clearly you're playing the wrong game
to think sett is weak
unless he has been nerfed from last time I played
ah yes
as if movespeed items don't exist
and as if he doesn't have a gap closer and a pull
brother plesae
read his kit
and dont talk shit
who cares about them anymore
every champ has 17 dashesz
wuh
damn
he is late game, when he has to interact with ranged bullshit
and mages
malza cucks sett
dude
who put a dragonkin soldier right in the middle of the lake man
with like 3 small platforms
???????????
WHY
miazaki
got him
hes not even difficult its just its hard to see his attacks
because of the small arena
but enough jump attacks got him
and a bit of lightning

I dont have enough boluses I'm legit waiting out the rot
they really didn't think this area through did they
considering how fast you get status effects
@eager igloo
the one in stormveil?
yea
Congratulations, you got a katana that doesn’t deal bleed and its damage bonus against dragons is mostly nullified by them being resistant to slashing damage anyway
Murdered the root thingy, and this dipshit gets me every time
ay listen I'm a completionist I can't leve him hanging
I wouldn't fight him if I were you
he is placed there on purpose
god i love jax
to shit on you
and not small children
WELL YOU AIN'T
like the tree sentinel
AND I'M A BAD BITCH
Bet you killed nunu
Cap
kinda cap but ok
I already got his ass
I skip the tree spirit in the lake of rot. That shit straight up isn’t worth it for a golden seed I don’t need
Aiming to use his halberd cus its juicy
?

what species is those insect eggs i wonder
theres a tree spirit here?
they are on my barbados cherry plant
apart from the kin soldier?
https://youtu.be/VRudSDPYOMI?si=MWfzLcvmHdMoCBLp @solar obsidian 
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there are no children in this lobby
At the bottom of the waterfall in the ruins
we hope so
where?
i love nunu

ok i love willump
READ

AND HE WILL GET BANNED
furry
I DID IT TO RIVEN THIS WEEK
its elden ring


Its got a fucking phase 2
?
NOT ONLY DID I COUNTERPICK THIS VOLIBEAR
MAKE HIM GO 0-7
LOSE
I WILL ALSO GET HIM BANNED
🖕 
The only fucking ruins in the lake of rot worth the name. At the bottom of the map. With all the pests. You stale piece of bread.
so here
jax players are a threat to society
jax players are pdf files


of pedo
coming from a jax
Especially top vayne players
🤦🏼♂️
vayne top should be a death penalty
i bet they beat you to death with rocks for playing vayne in islamic countries
What about Jhin top
I'm legit scrolling insta waiting for the rot to go away
cuz it takes ages
really half baked mechanics ngl
ranged top therefore pedo
Ivan's rotmaxxing
did you miss the gasmask?
indeed


My brother in the Golden Order did you not pick up Flame Cleanse Me
Oh miss
Tips for crucible knights: don't get hit
From distance i read piss
mmm
don't think so
No i just remembered that flop is pissed (on) every day
legit though

just dodge to the side dude
usually they have long thrusts
if he swigs from the left
dodge left
A + shift
Boss tip: If you have troubles defeating the boss, just try to get his hp bar to 0 while keeping your hp bar above 0
Fun fact, you can stagger a crucible knight with the crucible aspect incants.
and I'm still winning
and another fun fact
crucible knights can be parried
for critical hits
Except crucible aspect breath but no one uses that shit
we believe in you
❤️
Also elden ring on uncapped FPS is godlike
I can actually dodge
Don’t git gud, cheese Rykard, equip Blasphemous Blade, L2 spam
This message brought to you by the maidenless gang
I told you
there is no need to get gud
when you can bruteforce your way through a boss
with enough potions and dmg

I'm out here rot maxxing
not there yet
I just got to the second grace
after like 1 hour of traversing this fucking shithole
gonna pick jax into chogath
you know how chogath grows
on R stacks
when he's at his smallest
jax deals most damage

throwback to this fake story from 8 years ago (it's from a parody account but some ppl actually believed it)
i'd actually pay for The Gorilla Channel
MAN
wait
is there a way to farm root resin?
that shit is so rare
OMG
WHY
ARE THERE MANTISES HERE
WHAT IS THIS AREA MANNN 😭 @wooden surge
I'm gonna lose it
most unfun area EVER
I don't have it
its near the church of vows
how did I miss that
никогда не слышал орущего ежика
Теперь слышал 
СКИДАДАЛЕ СКИДУДАЛЕ ТВОЙ ЧЛЕН ТЕПЕРЬ ЛАПША
🪄
ok
clearly we're gonna be dying against astel
for 3 hours
WE KILL IT AS WELLL
THIRD TRY
WE KILL ITTT
DOWN GOES THE BEAST
claw and dexterity talisman slaps so hard
so much dmg
@digital quartz @pastel quartz @primal rapids @eager igloo
i thought the 3:30 PM program was a bit derivative. Not as good as my show, The Apprentice.
@wooden surge
stalker 2 beats video is cool and all but why does beard have orange hair now
and no beard
imagine trump sitting on his kneesl ike a kid close to the TV
COVER UP HARAMBE
GOOD RIGHT HOOK
he's like pointing to the TV for his staff to take a closer look
"this one's like khabib. the khabib of gorillas. we love him."
SLEEPY JOE'S ADMINISTRATION HAS OPENED THE BORDER TO ILLEGAL GORILLA SMUGGLING
he is literally me
CHEATER
why place 3 dragons
next to one another
next to rocks
so they get stuck

@stone blade give drip check
@inland jackal @river zealot I GOT A MAC11
I'm likking dragons holup
Congrats
Are you already in bar?
Damn light load, gotta go fast
No, i was messing with loot boxes and got it lmao
im gonna actually start fucking around with my world settings in pz
initially I was running radahns armor but that was getting me hit way too often
So I switched
light fucking
Understandable
You might get faced against people with stronger gear if you use it tho
Be careful
Respect the fashion
fuck
thank you
I should reinstall elden ring
yeah
I should buy the dlc
@magic tartan will i be fucking myself over by doing this to myself
its not at the lowest setting so i figure it cant be TOO bad
@stone blade get on vc xdd
hmmm
Do the main quests, you absolutely need that cache detector
thanks
i was going to get the Mosin Rifle Instead to the carbine
to then get the SKS or the SVT

Iedy on his way to get copper coil
I used to do a "funny prank" on my friend in zomboid where I would just go as fast as possible in a car and crash my passenger side into a light post killing him

You can do whatever you want but in the end you will need a rifle 100%
The dmr just wont do enough dps
What the fuck is the m70
By rifle i mean
An automatic rifle
For pvp people run both an ar and a sniper i think
At least for outposts
fuck damn
i was thinking about the SKS
because it has like 58 of damage and 300rpm
Best part is its a secondary
So you need to have a stock of at least like 180 damage
yeah, i love that tbh
what game xd
You dont wanna know
you are fucked my guy
good, good
Ham gae?
Its fun with friends
i also have mods that make it possible for other things to spawn on zombies so
im disabling those too
or nerfing
You are looking everyone as individuals, not as squads
I swear there was a command for this
true true
limnask
@narrow lotus 
i still want my belt
0.25
is it possible to put something like that?

Love between therealflopultrahd4k and theogayweedad is at 84%
wow
Love between iedy and animetiddies7037 is at 14%
nah u will be fine
just keep your back save

its not nice to see your 9 month character's throat being bitten apart
its great to see that
Wash yo dirty ass hands
oof
we need to execute everyone in here playing and talking about stalcraft and elden ring
it's all just so tiring
ivan stop holding the bottle under my eyes
Dude thats like
80% of people here
?
If we execute StalCraft, elden ring, and gey people in this chat, then it would be empty
im crying blood every time i look at your elden ring screenshots
you added the gey people to that statement, for the record
what did I do?
its like CIA brainwashing
so many screenshots about a game i dont care about
not enough memes
Its true tho
Half of this channel is either gey
Roger. protecting my buttocks
Or retarded in some way
too bad
stalcraft players are 🏳️⚧️
yes very bad, stop now

i am a girl
@pastel quartz
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DM it if ur too AFRAID
@steel bone gun done
Is that why playing stalcraft makes me wanna kill myself 
SO. TRUE.
lmao
Reported

no
khot' spakoina stalo

gonna be an alcoholic (non lethal)
whats it mean 
At least it became calm
It means "Finally he fucked off"
In Sralnya

Stop pinging me ok?

Alright gonna take a shower
evil helpa
Shmell you later farters
i'll be smelling you right now
Nah, not evil
stinky artyom
@glad carbon oil up we are cumming to NA
im gonna call you artyomich like pavel from metro last light
goon nite


!gohan
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fucking hell
?gohan2
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!gohan2
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That goes only to that moron with exiled role
damn i see why yall kicked him out of sralnya
oh
now we have to deal with him

can we give him the role that kicks him out of brainfart too
Newcomer exile?
Exiled out of brainfart
ye
There's josta.
Actually, not a bad idea
He won't last long
But we'll see how it goes here
where
a big city?
would not recommend. they're full of.... them
Who we kicking out 🍿

bro thought he is slick
Already knew it was gonna be a screamer
Gotta come up with something better than that bud
how we doin today fellas
jokes on him i have windows volume compression turned on
nice what time is it for u
pubey
We dont do limansk
ligmansk
@stone blade parried crucible knights ass out of existence
there you go
Not the ligma
gj myshinka
going for the second one

?
Bros creaming his pants over a French fuck
Grok bent the knee its joever
afaik theres only 1 crucible in stormveil

Google ego inflation
On rule 34
in the evergaol
grok put the new forgees on the jeep
he trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
see?
no fun
apparently
fighting abstinence is to do anything lmao
and stop taking any caffeine, taurine, etc
and have entertainment habits
got a picture of one, they fight a lot so getting a nice picture is hard
this damn delayed shield bash
Shieee
Pubbyyy
relatable
crucible knights really kick your ass when you first meet them
no joke
they are manaces
Yep
kinder bueno is globally recognized
Should get some for coffee
for realsies
and people say elden rings graphics are bad
gordon freeman in stalker 2 confirmed
GOGDON
delusional
who tf would say this

actually before i do this i have to back it up

hands down one of the prettiest games I've played
@fading shuttle
well alex hates everything
so idk if his opinion is completely objectical
nah, their graphics are fine
yuh uh
what, the joke was i was playing demons souls
yuh uh
i meant NA servers on Stalcraft
🤨
my attorney advised me not to comment
by them i mean people with colored hair 
osaka, sister, you cant even stop yourself from smoking
"sister"
what now 
the bandits in parking garage after I hit them with the unbridled power of the sun:

(he's talking about the crackheads)
Harasaki is surprisingly the only woman to ever play stalker
Women don't have stalker in their tech tree
brainfart going hollow from gooning to the thought of there finally being a real woman in brainfart
@inland jackal where you at serbski
Lightning is so fun man
to put on a sword
fk bleed fk rot
lightning 
I'm raiden
youre geyden
p!ehehe
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my cock and ball tortureification of project zomboid is done
you made scratches more deadly??
@placid sail @potent hamlet
that too, but infection is still saliva only. i dont wanna die to some bullshit scratch, i wanna know when my ass is dead or not
holy shit
I mean, just L2, lil bro
in image with sound
my theory was right. he really does just keep targetting older and older people
he really gonna do the lord of cinder like that 😔
plin plin plon
Lighting incant about to go nuts
kaathe when the undead
realest PZ profession
have you used the mimic yet?
where are you currently
idk
are you in farum azula
astel
what is the latest boss you have killed that has progressed the story
oh that one
but that was a while ago
you gotta climb up some roots after the goldfrey fight
oh hell no
dont spoil
you're going to experience the best bossfight in the main game in farum azula
now im here
now we wait for the chilean
im already here
@potent hamlet where you at woman
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nicki used to be great
@river zealot i just noticed
@inland jackal @stone blade @narrow lotus you ever notice that british people rapping sound like they have autism

i never heard british rap
interesting
p!yaris
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get shit on

you can hear him say suka
yeah i heard
Man
I
Love
Sett
MILS
that olaf was like a new player for sure
zero clue what he was doing
and i broke his fucking neck
I hate runebears
@heavy peak 
ok now he won
"ohio skibidi" 

why are you lookin at me buddy
frickin jackass

@shell venture BUT HOW SHIT ARE RUNEBEARS MAN
they just want a hug man
why is it an ad for weed
@river zealot where you at ukrainski
It's a PSA against weed that has been edited
they cut it at the part where they start to bash it
goooooning

your country is at conflict and you're gooning?
NO SELF-RESPECT??
hows life
living
already used noob
nah he didnt fell for it
im on NA
@heavy peak he said kniga 
cooked up something that doesnt use "free" negative traits that i can just get rid of in a few days 
bro he said it thrice 

@inland jackal i just opened an ak-22
what the heeeeeeeeeeelllllll
those 2 are shit
complete dogwater but nice as collection
he's just a little guy!
cause they are shit perhaps
fuck it, i disabled the ability to get superimmune via dynamic traits but i can still lose immunocompromised via dynamic
usually does lol
@river zealot lets get to 5
shut the fuck up

In de beninging
https://fixvx.com/ShitpostGate/status/1857763045830766883 have you ever seen this one lmao
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in de beniinnn
@pastel quartz opinions
opinions
found a gif of flop
why are you so mean edy

shut up tree
you smell
hes an angry bird
whar
📚 glory hole
A hole located in a [partition] in which one's penis is inserted, thus separating the participants and ensuring anonymity throughout the act of copulation or fellatio (or possibly a [titty wank]).
In higher class establishments, this hole will be fabricated with [duck tape] to prevent genital chaffing.
what

nvm chat it only took 1 minute
i spawned in the middle of a fucking like
stupidly populated area
and my character failed to hop a high fence twice
that one at the top
iirc that guy legit strokes it to bakelite

the one who made it
they spawned me on top of some fucking frat party
@magic tartan i might have gotten too evil with my settings
ive never seen dirkerdam do this (map mod. adds a whole city)
Everyday I'm thankful I was born an American and didn't come out the pussy with a European accent
kek
i think i drew the top one in gradeschool
dirkerdam is freaking huge
Oh yeah that dude he made a bunch of these and he was obsessed with bakelite
did you just barged into a zombie party house ?
TT-33 
i think we should beat him to death
dogshit pistol
we have concept guns at home aah
Pretty sure none of them ever got far enough to be functinal
why
Everyone just went "this is fucking awful" and he stopped
literally soviet m1911
yeah that's why
Your pfp can’t shoulder a rifle properly, opinion rejected
I don't even fuck with the regular m1911
chamber it to 45 
Let alone the tt
steyr m9 is my pistol to go
That's like putting Corvette wheels on a Honda Civic and saying you have converted the civic into a Corvette
The gun would have none of the same shit
spawned inside of one
literal spawn
people in balkans do be putting ferrari wheels on benz's
Yeah well people in the Balkans are fucking retarded
keep the Ferrari wheels on the Ferrari
yeah interior zombie spawns are janky, you gotta look inside until they can spawn.
also
agree
do the santa shaker
i spawned myself with my left forearm gone
why am i playing into grasp smolder top 
iedy freaky
but a high metalworking level so
i have to bust out the fiora
if i do manage to get far enough to get some metalworking shit, i can make myself a high tier prosthetic
Too and there's no disability checks in zomboid
because i have like level 4 metalworking
Bad*
metalworking is the most frustrating skill to grind
i had to disassemble half of the louisville fence to get to lvl 10
metal working is dogshit you couldn't pay me to grind it
its nice fix to your cars with metal parts instead of spare engine parts
kinda cool how RIot Games references its relationship with Saudi Arabia in Esports with Ambessa's R, called Public Execution
People will suck the cock of it saying it let's you reinforce houses and shit
Just use a sledgehammer on the stairs and a rope out a window
even if you choose to use metal bar or sheets to barricade, there is no difference in their durability
except if you take handy trait
Fuck metal working all my homies hate metal working
time to watch carpentry show
its time to weld.
If it let you make mad max ass armor I would use the skill
you can use the workshop mod to make OP armor
yeah but that's a mod
i mean if you limit yourself to not using that kind of shit then i guess







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