#🎪bruh-fart
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kek
If theres any toxic compounds in toothpaste it will get into your digestive tract, which is why nothing in toothpaste or mouthwash is toxic, rather most of it isnt digestible and just passes thru
You'll blow % on alc test regardless
guh????
looks like something I'd post
📚 The dose makes the poison
"The dose makes the poison" is an adage intended to indicate a basic principle of toxicology. It is credited to Paracelsus who expressed the classic toxicology maxim "All things are poison, and nothing is without poison; the dosage alone makes it so a thing is not a poison." This is often condensed to: "The dose makes the poison" or in Latin, "Sola dosis facit venenum". It means that a substance can produce the harmful effect associated with its toxic properties only if it reaches a susceptible biological system within the body in a high enough concentration.
ngl
wake up sheeple
best not to swallow in any case
Does Bruno Mars Is Gae?
i just searched in gifs: "fluoride stare"
The guy who drew these comics originally got kicked out of the house for being addicted to shitposting on twitter and is currently homeless
YUO ARE WHAT YUO DRINK!!!
you call yourself "racist" I visited the balkans nobody knew you
@narrow lotus @inland jackal 
My worst nightmare
and who are stronger with their bare hands than when wielding weapons
10/10 headline
go out
bmw e60 passes me
so much fumes it violates geneva convention
Level 1 wife killer rookie numbers
isnt that the definition of esoteric? 
Fuck was he supposed to do hold the crowd back with the force
theres been other bands at concerts that told ppl to stop and they listened
I love uncle joey
hell linkin park i think it was noticed someone pass out and they stopped to check if they were okay
I think it's cool and metal to let people be trampled
the thing is im not expecting travis to get in there
For real. Lifting would've saved them.
but the attempt to try and slow it down or stop would have been the right approach
or as linkin park did tell the group to pick up the person that fell
alot of people were hopping the fence into the concert you think they would have gave a fuck
That's what that even happened
Also fuck Linkin park
erectile dysfunction affects 1 out of 5 light machine guns
thats not erectile disfunction that chlamidya
@fluid heron This you?
I am John stalker
Me when I have chlamidya: "YUOOOOOCH!!!"
klamydia??
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Masturbaatio ilman käsiä
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my internet fucking randomly disconnected 
Twink problems amiright
You're getting hacked
no it just does that sometimes
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I swear I'm gonna strangle u
This is actually really good. Never heard finnish punk before.
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Billie Jean · Michael Jackson
Thriller
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Released on: 1983-08-01
Composer, Lyricist: Michael J. Jackson
Guitar: David Williams
Drums: Ndugu Chancler
Synthesizer: Greg Phillinganes
Synthesizer: Greg Smith
Synthesizer: Bill Wolfer
Bass: Louis Johnson
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Fuck all that
no swearing
oh yeah definetly. Klamydia is one of the rare finnish punk bands to break to mainstream here
Your small twink hands can't even wrap around my neck
only promises 
that song is famous for playing while a ton of finnish dudes shoot guns in the woods
and do random shit
i cant believe john said that to flop
that one exactly
5 more days
insert buzzer
@GrouseHouseTV I love this clip and couldn't find just this bit anywhere, so I decided to upload it myself, but I'll take it down if there are any issues!
his delicate twink ears!!!
@lyric horizon alright Ashot, I need to know.
Why does Ashot say "zwanzig"?
kill yourself

nein
I mean
нет
but do you actually know why the joke goes "zwanzig dollars"?
or are you telling me to reroll until I get a slavlands start to get the joke
Where 
twenty
I know it means 20
but why does funni armenian man use the German word for twenty?
Expleeeeen
expleeeeeen the joke
to show off you know more than 2 languages 
2 languages is already 1 more than any american out there

ok bosansko-crnogorsko-hrvatsko-srpski
just a week away!
I'm good, I don't really like being in vc like that because I end up sitting around being unproductive, and I want to start doing something usefull this weekend.
Still happy to answer any questions though!
fair
dude the fov
is so shit
Agreed lol, thats why like 50% of my muscle memory is tied to sound ques

Love this guy
The brainrot is so fkn funny 
Idk who makes em, but I love seeing them pop up every once in a while
I'm so happy about this information
me too
I GOT HIM
OMG
FUCK YOU
STUPID BOSS
holy shit
I got the tree spirit
suck my middle crusty ass toe
@pastel quartz the tree spirit in the war dead catacombs in caelid fisted me
but I fisted him back
Nice! Hate those guys, nothing but r1 spam with the rare dodge
r1?
Not even hard just boring
@pastel quartz
Light attack
light attack
@tidal trellis
Everyone calls attacks and inputs by their controller bindings since most use controller
@pastel quartz You're gonna let him do you like that

Then will probably gonna to slee
died
he stabbed me 3 times
despite the fact I pressed shift to dodge
?
rip rune arc
get london'd
@stone blade @narrow lotus @inland jackal @potent hamlet i send cat again aga
@glad carbon
he really was london'd
DO NOT SLEEP IN THE PISS DRAWER
died
his attacks are so weird man
one is 0.1s
the other is legit 2 seconds long wind up
hello can you be any less consistant man
HE HITS ME MID DODGE XDDDDDDDDDD
I"M LIGHT ROLLING BRO WDYM
ah yes
the red axe spinny thing
an attack he does after the third fight because why not
@narrow lotus @potent hamlet bro even the fucking chile has more f-16's then ukraine 
me terminating flop
guh
I'm gonna eliminate u in a second 
you constipated flops
yeah you can see a man see heaven in a minute
I don't get it
he doesnt get it
I SAW THAT

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кс го
нави
симпл
shorts
buster
skywhywalker cs go
стрим
skywhywalker
лучшие клипы с skywhywalker
лучшие моменты с skywhywalker
фейсит
youtube shorts
#cyberbanana
лучшие клипы твича
simple
skywhywalker csgo
кибербанан
лучшие клипы
csgo hi...
ahahahah man
tis even funnier in the video
ajhahahahah
ruled by communist
country is a shithole

@narrow lotus
you cant make this shti up bro
@stone blade i thought , damn , im going to bed late again and i have work tommorow
BUT ITS FRIDAY IVAN
@lone cedar why are you muted?
im suprised they use only western weapons
NOW you get a grip on that proxy wars
West v.s East
im getting a flashback everytime i see a nissan now man
bro they have 6 drones 😭
nissan nissan
getaway vehicles
this is going to the fucking general dude
@solar obsidian
hey delight
hey handsome how are you
@placid sail
bro is him
only busy appriciates my cat pics 
sits in vc
doesnt stream game
nah we had a guy, with a berret and shit , he started speaking gibberish, asked ivan what accent he has , the he says he wants to get drunk and left
bad streamer

lol
I was
legit modding
elden ring
turning it on and off

dipshit
ok vanya
stop being mean
ok ty

sry
stewpid ass
Ap ap, ivana*
lol
Opalim te malo
salutations
havent seen u i n a while
aye
china almost got him
they got my dad
Evening twink
BRUH

i have awoken ivan has not done anything stupid thats good anyway its hot today
@narrow lotus 
you gotta buy him back in

before ring closes

📚 cock ring
A constrictive [interlocking] device placed at [the base] of the penis, to prevent blood from escaping and to [strengthen] erection.


WHY ARE YOU LOOKIN THAT UP
BUT THATS NOT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
man i almost found zen but decided to come back here
freaky ass
what has zen ever done for you anyway
common mistake
where did you disappear off to anyway
He was on a plane to pakistan
i thought one of the other neco arcs got you
so true
can't take down the king
@placid sail @potent hamlet i am once again sending you a cat video
id explode
prototype / infamous crossover 
thats one of the few games i platinumed
idk why i reacted with "
" on this message
lmao
this black blade kindred is the most bullshit fight ever
doesnt blizzard own prototype
they are unable to make good games
don't think so
better not for them to make a 3
developed by Radical Entertainment and published by Activision.
We Lost
if there was a 3
blizzard cant make good games
it's not blizzard idot
ah, misclicked this
I swear blizzard bought activision
no
blizzard and activision
i wish
they weren't
Jer je jedna kupila drugu
shit + shit = still shit
Konju
once upon a time 
govno + govno = govno
shit went downhill after activition bought blizzard
Al imas govno kerece i govno kravlje
Bem te glupa
Jest govno govno al jedno je vece od drugoga
stupid language 
@digital quartz @pastel quartz @primal rapids
SIT DOWN
SON
SIT DOWNNNNNNNNNNNN
@weary kindle
wtf is this 
fart_reverb.mp3
@river zealot 
что ты тут делаешь?
я бреинфартовский 
never shy from the path unless ye wish to be torn asunder by the beasts that lurk in them there forests
Nice job
Got hit many times by the 5 slash thingy
I dodged everything else
“Today we’re gonna go around and say one thing about ourselves.”

if its supposed to rip me to bits why does it purr
@naive bison @potent hamlet @inland jackal half life 2 is free this weekened
i dont know who else to ping that is poor and cant afford it
gg
its cloudy 
@narrow lotus @solar obsidian @potent hamlet @stone blade @pastel quartz gn friends
gn artem 
Gn homie
piss one
le skill issue
Fight Club was pretty good
Really good
The scene behind the gas station you can hear Norton's voice when Pitt's pointing the gun
it's very subtle
Have you fought Margith already?
I believe you're only approaching him
But not sure
must be senior citizen day on world of warships or something
holy shit some of these people suck
beanbag boob

thanks

Tomorrow maybe we defeat morgot
You mean to tell me you don't buy an outfit, wear it once, and then throw it away?
imagine being poor
🎩
🧐
Oh, so he's called Morgoth
Idk how close I am to the end but elden ring has been so fucking epic
I always blunder them
magrit is stormveil one
Quite close already
That's the same mob lorevise
Just called different
Not gonna spoil. He's somehow stronger than his 1st version
I fell in love with this game
Same brother
Now play something that isnt katana
If he likes it, why not playing with it
Changing weapons just because someone wants you to - nuh uh
If he like game
He make new character and go different build
i am COMMANDING you
Yes. But now he's on his first play through
He 100% hasnt fully explored the game he has no reason not to play again
What build


Interesting choice.
But i found nothing good in daggers. Not my weapon
Just don't like it
Other one i thought abt going was bows
Bows? 
Same with any other weapon
Dual daggers cause im stupid like that
Romania - Kosovo ended in a win for RO at green table probably
Kosovo refused to rejoin the match after break because Romanians kept screaming Serbia @inland jackal

Just less frequent stabstab

Holy

Romania based
Last one i did think abt going was flails but my friend with 600 hrs said there isnt much of them
So id need to use the wiki to find better flails 
I have a lot to learn
with time
👍🏻
Like not getting hit a lot by godfrey
Not getting hits at all
Or else start new game
You said you did doe
Oh wait
Nvm
Pissfrey is the one you fought is it not
Good fight
The first one before the gates felt bullshit a bit
Godfrey was nicely balanced
You kinda half way
Got his rune now
There's alot of map holy shit
when did you reach godfrey
godrick
Gae names
is the one you killed eadlier
Think of somethnig original next time
i thought im at the end
Melina, Malenia, Miquella potato potato
Tomato tomato
You have two whole big areas to traverse still
Godrick is the one with dragon on its hand
And Godfrey is the guy with axe
YES I KNOW PISS OFF
5 bosses

If you don't do the side ones, then you have 5 mains ones then the last one
I want more whisky
BUT DID YOU KNOW
Bur I guess I go sleep
ASK YOUR MOM
godrick also has an axe

holy shid you drink alcohol? you so cool bruh
Yes he does but
Tell her to call me again someday
god dick
what about godefroy
go to sleep
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chodefrey
Who?

godefroy the grafted
the godforeskin duo?
the quality has gotten much better
everuy time I see it
Ah, his downgraded version
Fuck them, literally

Duo is piss easy tho
Nah b
Skill issue my vro 
Not easy at all, for me
Get you a pet species who can do both
Brother.. nahhhh
Idk what took me that long
You face tanked the fat one 
Maybe. That was long time ago and i dont remember shit
Nah I found them easy

I would also want to forget
I struggled with shit like Astel
Who's that
The bug shit in depths

Theres two, one some random ass and other is when you do the Ranni quest
Oh
Ok I go sleep
B
Oh, that piece of shit

I fucking hate large bosses
His hitbox was pure cancer
how about girthy ones
bruh, can't say that. it's 2024
And it was what fucked me up most
Fuck Gorlock the Destroyer 🗣️ 🔥
if you want

Only if you hold the backline in the shape of her friend 
"her"
hue

Bedge time, later farters 
Bird wyvern is the dumbest shit ever in monster hunter
Shits got my dick shooting down my pantleg
Just 5 days
what's the tldr?
game looks good
me too
I haven't been actually excited for a game release in a while
I literally forgot about stalker 2 till today
I am going to play the absolute fuck out of it
no
schewpid innit?
stalgker, you must buy the STALKPASS(tm) to continue to Rostok!
yes sir
I imagine an RX 580 4gb is just going to melt even on the lowest settings
sdalger, we locked quests behind the uldimade edition sdalder
Well I'm finna play it on game pass first so I haven't invested shit
Includes (3) additional skins!
-Wood chunk SPAS-12
-Diarrhea splatter PM
-Marked One AKM
Preorder the battlepass and receive +10 Sidorovich trader karma!
sdalger, pay for ultimate edition to get game ruining equipment sdalger

wonder what they mean by "transferable"
you would think it would just say multiplayer/singleplayer skin
you get to use it in multiplayer mod
ooo
shockign
i was referring to the suits
the suits are also unique

hell the fact unique weapons are gatekept behind paying more is bullshit
we should prolly be seeing reviews next week
i mean when its closer to launch
nah, dont trust reviews until after launch
early bird reviews tend to overlook issues sometimes to maintain good relationships with devs
also don't trust any review company ever
i dont trust devs i just wanna see what they talk about
i didnt trust them when they released reviews for veilguard
one review company, cant remember who, gave DA Veilguard a 10/10 and said its better than origins
Man good thing I brought a fleece sweater
(wrong)
prolly ign
is it guitar tunes and stories in the game or is it an audiobook/soundtrack sorta thing
well ign gave a 9/10
And a skirt
and apparently recently walked back the review (not sure how true that is)
never fucking trust IGN
in the game
IGN is just who-paid-us-off review company
locked away, unless you preorder

i swear noone remembers when they tried to put nft bullshit in
and noone sees all the fomo bullshit with the ultimate and deluxe edition
i think most og stalker fans basically gave up on stalker 2 being anymore then a cash grab when that shit happened
all i see is excitement in spite of how bad the signs look
hope is real
bro if a singleplayer game is locking equipment behind me paying more? thats a fucking ubisoft move, thats an EA move
the real nail in the coffin would be having fast travel, at all, because then it would just be imitating the "WOOOAH
MUH OPEN WRDL!!!!" bs that has been going on for fucking ever
woah my open desolate expanse between hotspots!!!
woag my nothing!!!
Smoking in every pic
Lookin good 
thats a car not a cat
Arriving home lmao
garn47 is the best thing to happen to this world
Thanks uwu
hi pookie
Yeah, I like to smoke
ehrm, i don't know if you new this but
cigarettes like, are not good for you
in case you didn't know
/s
fr though love the skirt and fishnets
oh yeah? whos gonna stop me?
if smoking is bad? why does it look cool
you do you boo
take that aethists
is this @tidal trellis
No, it's Harasaki
hi harasaki
If smoking is bad then why do I love smoking cigars so much
checkmate libtards
I know
I know damn well
key bit /s
If cigarettes are bad for you then why do I love f-
smoke digs not cigs
hunter daddy is my favorite cigarette
what
Okay
Smoke commies not cigarettes
Time to kill frota
the guy above my 
Or both, I don't care
If that's your type then that's your type
I'm not here to judge
how nice of AM to give all of his friends ice cream
hes such a swell guy
I'm gonna go run into traffic then
"LOVE, LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE"
Frogger extreme edition
you should be running with traffic not against it

that way you don't see the car that hits you
It's dodgeball except it's metal and fiberglass
hi blur
if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a fully loaded 18 wheeler going 90 on the freeway
i would go to war for ted
ted lacks the force of personality to be a cult leader
i dont really remember him for anything other than being around for a long while
Oh damn one hundred lukitssss
Mieeercoles, cien lukitass~♪
OH DAAAAMN ONE HUNDRED LUKITAS🗣️📢‼️📢🗣️📢‼️📢🗣️‼️‼️🗣️📢‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑🤑💵💵💵💵💵💵
so if you spoke English, you'd have a Spanish accent 
Definitely
Or directly speak spanglish because sometimes my brain dies and goes like, mixed
Like, I can talk sometimes but when im drunk puedo empezar a hablar en inglés y en español y en inglés y después I can keep talking normally
Spanglish... 
⬇️
I can start speaking in English and in Spanish and in English and then
Like when in GTA they talk Spanish in the middle of sentences, but worse
I haven't played GTA
Well, it's a mixed language, which combined main English with Spanish
Today I discovered that my fake Doc Martens hace actually a very good sole
Even tho they're not transparent, they're like full black, but it's very good tbh
they look pretty nice
I was In the mall and I tried to move my boot in the electric ladder and it actually didn't wanted to move
Like, my vans wont grab like that lmao
I think you mean "escalator"?
Yeah
I didn't know if it was actually escalator or ladder
In Spanish is Escalera Mecánica
Mechanic Ladder
Search Escalera Mecánica
yep
and "stairs" are the unmovable steps, most often made as a part of a building
Like, if that was me, I would've probably try to get a hook, and kill him from a distance
Ooh
Time to create accessories for the Cybertruck
A plexiglass accessory to make the headlights not get filled with snow or dirt
it's bethesda creating problems for a modder to give you a solution 5 years later
Yeah
Yeah, pretty nuch
I never really liked the stuff that Elon Musk makes
to be honest, I shamefully used to like him waaay back when he just was that cool inventor dude you would hear about occasionally on the news, before he started talking more frequently
Like, fully electric cars? I'm pretty sure it's gonna let me in the middle of the street someday
Rockets to start colonizing other planets? We already thought about that in the 60's, like 60 years ago and it's stupid to think that in 10 years we'll be doing the same thing people dreamed about 60 years ago
Man I wish I was rich
A flamethrower? It's just a toy
yeah, it was a glorified blowtorch
That's why he intentionally called it "Not a flamethrower"
A tunnel for one car to travel really fast? Unless you're Batman and have it just for yourself, it's gonna cause a lot of damage to your tires and it'll be probably a really long coffin
Imagine a small crash, it'll be like 100 times worse because of the space and speed you're supposed to go through
yup, I mean that basically did happen when he tried it out
Lmao
I was right then
and oh man fires were a BIG issue
dont think anyone died
but it was close to being real bad
Like, most of his creations besides PayPal (Which he bought) and Twitter (Which he bought) which are really useful or entertainment, just needs to be thought with a little bit of pessimistic but realistic view
And it all falls apart
I think he should just make toys
For adults
And I don't NSFW ones
Like, keep doing what he does, but absolutely not promising the future with his stuff
he didn't create much anything, he just sort of weasels his into getting the credit
basically a modern day Thomas Edison
Electric cars? Yeah, it won't solve the global warming, but it'll be funny and less expensive for use for the city
Pretty sure he didn't "just weasel into" Spacex 
Or at least make a electric public trans- nvm, rich people hate sharing
I'm pretty sure he did
thats the 1 exception
Trams and metros are already a thing 
THATS WHAT IM SAYYING
Like, you have a lot of money, buy a bunch of scientists and aeronautics professionals and make them play around to get government funds
really...?
we are this close to actual public transport but they come up with stupid ideas like the hyperloop
Yeah, but I meant buses, smaller than metros but you don't have to wait for a whole hour to arrive, but just wait from 10 o 15 minutes and it'll take you sround
Electric buses are also already a thing
Yeah, but not in the whole of the world
Here we still have human driving buses
Sure, I mean it's more expensive
Here we have the Kerfus mobile
I think chile would be better with electric self driving metros to get around the cities besides Chillán
Or just regular metro
I mean, Ñuble's Region, have a net of metros to get around and that theyre 24/7
So you keep a job
That's pretty cool
I mean regular metro means people have to drive it, and people get tired
While self driving machines just keep working all day and night
People could stay longer in other cities because they know every hour and a half, a metro goes to their city
For example, I would like to go to the beach, I take the metro, I'm there in like an hour and a half, spend the day there and by 8:30 y take the metro again to go home
Or at least arrive my town, get in the bus and then go home
Just make a "Bus only" lane and make them buses be self driving
I assure you no motherfucker would try to fight a self driving bus because it's bigger, stronger and like trams, it'll just crash and keep going
And it'll be your fault
Or a simple back and forth shuttle, cheaper
No need to call someone a monkey just bc there is 1 exception to your point.
But you can't just hook any village to the beach even with AI buses be real rn
self driving cars make it so that they automatically brake
so someone can just cut them off lol
Głupi liberał zostaje ZNISZCZONY przez losowe gify z polskiej Yakuzy (nie clickbait)
My man hasn't heard about Dichato 
Chile is like, a straight line, pretty much every region has beach
Cobquecura is part of the Ñuble region, Tomé, Agua Amarilla, Dichato is a couple of the Bio-Bio region, etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdhH_hnvrx0 I need to play disco elysium so badly man
It's really possible to make a train or metro net around the region
It's actually not that big tbh
ok, thats funger 1 done, I wonder what I should play next?
What's so good about Disco Elysium btw?
I can't find any gameplay thing
Is it Lore rich?
Good writing of characters?
pretty much some of the best roleplay and story in any rpg or game in general I have ever seen
Its hard to explain, it's sort of like the old top down fallouts but without a focus on combat
its a dialogue driven game
I haven't really seen a game be so nuanced and in depth with politics then elysium, not just because it makes a big point or anything but rather how it allows you to pretty much go down whatever path you could want
but my knowledge on it is limited
so I guess I gotta just play
hes so pale
ready or not is peak larp
I gotta play that one more, I have it but never really got into it















