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you know , i was thinking of the same picture
You don't even know what hrt means
the fuck you mean seeing his back, is he sitting on the toilet the other way around?
what a shitty name
Thatβs not true 
carhart
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Being raised by an older brother makes you see some stuff
The door opens to the left and the wc is at the right, so he had the reflex to stop the door opening
And say: "Im here" and then I just looked at other direction lmao
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sosal
I got the fucking flashback to the
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I mean, nothing really bad, but it's usually his torso or when I was sent to tell him something and he was in boxers lmao
I would wear the hell out of that
Peak fashion
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sucked

It's not bad because he's my brother, I don't care, but funny stories came out from that
I'm lucky I never saw him do that, I'd be fr traumatized
To me my brother is an angel, a father figure pretty much lmao
uhhhhh
what about your father?
throwing gasoline on the fire rn
naked grandma
He used to take me to University, gave me headphones, crayons, paint, snacks, paper and stuff and told me to stay quiet and he will buy me a toy the next day
Because my mother had to stay extra hours at work and he couldn't leave me alone at the house
big bro π₯°
As I say, I was raised pretty much by my brother and my mother had little time to spend with me because she was working all day long
Also my brother was not like most older brothers, like those tiktoks about brothers coming to your room to knock stuff out, fart and leave the door open or stuff like that
speak up
Wym big bro...
bro stop watching that retarded shit
nobody does that
I did
Im as
as they come
one day someone will say the deactivation word, and osaka's ai will turn off
I don't wanna talk a lot about my brother, but making it shorter, he was the best person to raise me even if it was his first time, if he ever gets to be a father, i know he would be the best dad I've seen
the only real is gonna be the trouble you get in when you catch one of these!
bam bam!
it's the best one so far, I'm okay with it

I can't remember a time that he made something that bothered me for longs periods of time, he's just great
I kinda miss him sometimes tbh, he lives with me still but he's busy with work and he's making his own life, he has a girlfriend that he spends weekends with her and stuff
Flipping a coin on if i should make fun of you or give you advice
@inland jackal do i sell
πͺ The coin landed on tails
nerd
Are you gonna try to get it whole?
thats the whole suit
ketchup and mustard too
If not, sell it
Really?
differnt type of case
Is it good for your level?
Yummers
ye
do I smell Electra's complex
dont think so
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now thats a good question
artyom best you can do now is compare it
250k
its good laceration tho
Osaka brocon arc
you stil play this game?
Iedy are you aware its no nut november
I don't have Electra complex, is it that weird to love your family?
π Electra complex ( )
- A complex of females; sexual attraction to the father


sounded jealous of his gf for a second 
bad iedy
I mean, I liked spending time with my brother, but I'm not jealous that he got a gf, I'm happy for him
I had my time with him, now it's time he gets his own life
"daddy issues"
well, either you hide it well, or you are over it
carry on twink

I don't have Electra complex!
I have a better idea
Mby take inspiration from her and find yourself a bf
I tried to, I don't think I want to get a bf for now
Also hi Saki, Hi Buz!
literally flop saying he is not a twink
Hello
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ivan likes being hotdogged
and now immm gonna go take a fucking nap

Go ahead and fuck that nap
The fuck is an electra complex?
Costco hotdogs?
costco in bulgaria 
Who is she?
why do you have so many coffin of andy gifs idey
Girls loving her father figure
Who is that?
The mother of coffin of Andy and Leyley
whats that?
stop goonposting

Uh oh
Loving like, having a good relationship with them or like, some freud shit?
A game about two siblings killing people while having incest
Freud
...
what?
ew
Real and true
Much better
Straight up incest
And usually hating their mother out of jealousy
Bad as it sounds, it's played exclusively by cavedwelling dickwraiths
Hi Artyom
Wow it really IS some freud shit nasty
A weird game, I know
Jesus Christ
What is wrong with people?
Hello artyom 
I like the art style, but that's pretty much it, I haven't touched it
I agree, I don't really like society and degeneracy like this just feeds into that ire
Dude
I dont understand people who are attracted to anime
How am I supposed to understand people playing a game about incest?
Oh i can get that, anime can be hot ngl
. but gooning 24/7 to weird shit is gross
Boobi and vagene
Gooning
thats the thing
or that hantai thing
its messed up

@inland jackal
Porn addiction
Well this game isn't anime
Its western
Yuuup
If youre addicted you keep watching more and more fucked things
Idk how people get hooked on weird shit like that
idi na huj
Π£Π±ΠΈΡ ΡΠ΅
Ok, so now that we all agree this stuff is weird can we pin Iedy down with heavy rocks and throw peanuts at him untill he's cured?
Gotta knock some sense into him, the gooning has him in a death grip
mby kindly ask Grok to set him straight
But is iedy gooning
Or just pretending to goon
Who is behind this folly!

AHAHHAHAHA
:kekl:
Hi twink
it is friday and I have finally been freed 
Not really
Kill one guy
I am sure you could find a burly mans warm embrace
Whats so hard
one track is multiple people the other track is you
I'll be the one to be run over so everyone lives 
I would kill multiple people
flop wants a train to be ran on him

if it means saving everyone
thats not very heroic of you
it means being gangbanged
running a train on someone


i mean
Man come on!
you are so magnanimous Flop taking one for the team or multiple in this case
I dont care about some random people
You could say
p!ud run a train
He wants to be railed
you mentioned the trolley problem, and you still turn it around on me 
same shit but the train is many people
yeah but you said you wanna be turned around

My nail fused with the skin under the nail
Very weird
I might have cut it too much
pretty sure that is how it is supposed to be
diagnosis: you don't bite your nails enough

ehw
very cool
Cute
sounds like yo shit getting ingrown
not a pleasant experience
Ive been getting ingrown toenails forever
And now i got on my toe again
And its deep man
Cant even see it
deeper than me in yo mam... i get it .. i get ingrown toenails too
@placid sail i hope you get a very very ingrown toenail
And its on one of the toes you cant reach easily
I hate ingrown tonails, sometimes though I start to get them but they just go away after a day
Yes, fuck you in particular
I figured that you'd be the reason
I stand before God, under trial
(Oh my, oh my, oh my)
The wings on my back have been stolen
And I can't even fly around
I gave you my all with devotion
Nobody does more than I do
And yet you choose to crucify me
Bid me goodbye
(Why?)
If i posted lyrics of the songs i listen to, i would be banned within 5 minutes
I saw a spoder at work today
Wolf spider methinks
@stone blade 
no idea what you yapping about
but take this I guess
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wolf spiders are a little darker and have ginormous fangs
Spiders scare me shitless ngl
and also aren't wolf spiders abominations that were not created under gods image and should be burned in the fire of the sun
you probably live where that is actually warranted though
Fucking hate spiders man
Even Tarantulas, that are pretty big and non venomous, still scare me
Look up: "AraΓ±a de Rincon"
You leave em alone theyβll leave you alone
Iβm not comfortable enough around them to let them crawl on my hand but Iβd let one chill on my wall
Or violinist spider
Hella
but corner spiders are actually pretty dope they usually sit around where you dont see them and eat smaller spiders
Of course, donβt get me wrong, itβs vital to know your venomous spiders from your harmless ones
dont weave threads either
That's the tiger spider
I would let a spider sit in my room, but the little guy aint chilling near me or my bed
I just burn my house down when I see one
Venomous spiders should be killed on general principle, you donβt know if the guy is gonna fuck you up or not

@stone blade
But harmless ones are cool, I leave em be
What if it would weave some dreads out of my hair. Imaagine
literally everything gives you cancer
Some things give you cancer more often than others
Also a sergeant finally complained about my hair. It might be time to pull out the cornrows
Sometimes you just get unlucky
"show me to the barbershop sgt"
It's a very common way to end up in the hospital
Whats with your hair
yeah but specifically aspartame was categorized as a possible carcinogenic in group 2b ny the WHO wich is slightly cancerous
Damm man they sound hella scary
wich puts it on the same level as you know normal coke 
I didnt dare say that after him saying "if you dont get it fixed itll be a worse experience to get a unsatisfactory cut with blunt scissors"
How does your hair look like brubo
he has blonde white boy hair
Yeah, go and cut your hair instead of getting a bat tangle in your hair and rip pieces of your hair
its getting too long
π nah dont give that look to the left
leave those for the dms
I mean it doesnt look bad imo
I have mad overgrown hair man
I havent had it cut in months now
Should i give it to the right then??
I didnt know you were political
yk what I mean
Yeah but still outside of regulations
Ive been growing my mane for like 8 months. Went from a shaved head to this
what if you shave it again
Fuckboy looking ass
Ive sent much worse in this chat. Granted brainfart was like 4 people back then
You look good fam, dont let the haters hate 
he got you mesmerized? 
Ive thought about that
"don't let haters hate" he's in the fucking army he has to fit the regulations
You haven't noticed a difference on how your hair grew up?
nah sry sgt you just a hater
Fr, he dont get that i do my own thing
Unless your hater is the drill Sargeant or Gunny
hang loose sgt π€
Kinda hard to not notice
Ill just dab him up and he will see im chill like that
wtf we look identical
Not really, I don't like people with goldilock's hair
Phew santeri didnt see my pics. Hed prolly get mesmerised
hey dont do my dawg like that
also I have goldilocks
Smadge
I am literally THE goldilocks
Same
post the octavia gif pls
ty
Oh, that one
We should watch rome again
I thought Octavia as the car
devious caption
Also sorry for the leak but this is tomb
I didn't get why you wanted a gif of a car while talking about goldilock
isn't jack a ginger
I think like strawberry blonde
π
I like gyaru blonde lol
Also i found the actual vid where that one pic was from. For general lookwise i need to freshen up on the sides and back
@narrow lotus @placid sail @potent hamlet @inland jackal @stone blade @heady crow
Arthur Morgan
Ngl I have never liked the look of blonde, or light hair in general, dark hair looks better most the time
mg3 in the pic
mg3 mentioned
all these mfers hating on your hair smh
mgx*. Well mg3 but its been stamped with an X since its been converted from a mg42
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Yall i got double Screen space shaders
Prolly the cutest cat ive seen in a while
is it smth to worry about?
Was that The Man I The Road you were playing?
is that π ? 
His fur is so shiny
btw i have to tell this to somebody but there is a weird thing in the turkish military where
the PKM is called Bixi
for some reason
Piano Man
i've been hearing bixi all the time refered to as a LMG but never understood what it was until i learned it was just a PKM
So it shoots faster?
Oh
no
Bizi Huh. We call it pekari in speech
Dang it
Dumb idiot fucking trash discord shit fuck
Modern calibre
its converted so it shoots 308 instead of the german round
I just love that feeling of knowing you basically have the rest of your day doing basically nothing so I just get to goof off for the next few hour before heading home
got my daily carry in the great desert rn. straigt up
I mean, wasn't the MG3 also lowered the rpm so it doesn't melt the barrel as the original did?
Unironically this happened in my dorm. Someone came to our floor at like 4AM and dropped a mammoth of a log in the urinal.
idk i'm not a mg3 expert
I told him I'm running tests
i only used pkms
I've been scrolling instagram for the past 5 minutes
so awesome.
I could swear they did that
Falco sized
The government doesn't want you to know this, but poop is actually really funny
hehe poop
Humgry

Ive had to assemble and disassemble the pkm a billion times bcs the nco trainees need someone to train teaching on and we dont have much to do besides maintenance 
how long is your guys mandatory service?
or what does it cover?
we got 6 months or 15 days here
if you don't pay its 6 months
if you pay like 200k its 15 days
Damn 15 days?
@solar coral pulling up to the great desert in this fit
I guess the 6 months doesent cover that much training. You guys prolly have actual borders to take care of?
penis protection chamber included
Atleast thats how its like in greece ive heard
like in 2000s probably
now the actual professionals are sent to the borders
or the places where they might fight
WHY DOES HE HAVE A ROBOT COCK
and if you're a single child you don't get sent south
rock bottom start 
Haha something good atleast
THE VOTE BEGINS
I love this Adidas 2XL tracksuit tbh
Do people often pay to get out of service tho?
if you dont fw the penis protection chamber then FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you have contracted addiction to cigarettes
its for the rich
so not a lot
also jus saying
abibas
im currently beating rebel farmers up
I have
bro I'm literally going to have a hot sauna with you tomorrow
when there is people who don't even know how to use a spoon you cannot expect a lot of people to pay the 200k
adamidaΕ‘ 
I feel like theyd prolly get the most out of military service...
opalim te malo
rare camoless osaka skin
Ardidas
its kinda like this
if you go into the military
you stop paying taxes in your bussinesses
Here its either a longer civil service or jail as the alternative
Tree playing peak?
but government wants you to pay those taxes because you would pay a whole lot of taxes in 6 months probably
looks like it
ive been grinding martial arts instead of actual weapons even though cannibals get a 20% bonus to hackers and blunts because i dont feel like finding any decent weapons to use @solar coral
lazy ass gameplay (i also stole a prosthetic arm)
Based
Here it's also mandatory, but I wanted to go as volunteer and they didn't let me lmao
so its better for the government for you to only spend 2 weeks in the military and get out so that you can keep paying those taxes
Martial arts activates VERY late into the game but it is EASILY the best when maxxed out
@cedar hatch glad you feel healthy enough to go to the sauna though
We'll see how it goes xD My meds ran out today
so far
Ahaha why? The chilean military is pretty cool though, also leopards
and my stats are still low
My favorite run was where I had a solo skelly rise to power and conquer the entire map by himself. He had the best armor, a meitou falling sun, all the best prothstetics, and cracked stats
MonkaS, you got a doctors appointment soon though right?
you will be dealing 300 damage
Skellies are just the best kenshi race fr fr
thats enough to instantly knock out cat lon btw cuz of the indoor bonus
did you see the ukrainian 2A4 taking out that russian column?
22nd smile
Thats fair honestly. Suprised the amount isnt lower but ig its good to have some sort of reserve
I said: "I dream to be a tanker, armourer or light vehicle crew" and then I showed my health problem and they said: "Girl, you can't, gtfo here"
you see this bozo? he's going on the fucking cannibal cooking table
it was 100k
it became 200k recently
no, tie him to a pole, heal him, and beat him up
π devastating
but the old people had to spend 12 months in the military no way to pay
in the 90s they probably even saw combat
I remember seeing a vehicle with a recoiless gun and I said: "This, I want to operate this"
too much work, i'll just do the first step and then burn him alive
Actual smile
Also yeah i saw it. Crazy how open ukraine is for that to happen, id kill for that kind of position here. Even in lapland there were only a few open parts where we could fire till 4km and even then they were missile killzones for us
Fake it till you make it. I didnt tell anything about my asthma to not get B papers here
Tbh since that moment I knew I wouldn't be nothin in my life
oh yeah, am I fucking crazy for thinking of positions and strategies when I'm driving around Finland in my car π
whats with you
hey, I didn't get in either :/
"man you could dig a nice trench here" men out and about in the countryside
J-tason hommia... idk im just a gunner looking at a 4x thermal screen so i dont need to worry abt that
lmaoooo
i will probably not get conscripted since glasses or vision problems is not something i can easily hide from the military
im gonna be honest, its looks ugly
So fucking tired
oversized sportsuits dont look good
Huh, is your vision that bad? I got -2 on both eyes and i dont use glasses here anymore
Military 101 donβt go to the hospital or tell them you have health issues
i certainly cannot see without lenses or glasses
or i've been even thold that
even if you have small problems in your eyes
we eating good 2nite baby @solar coral you dont even know
they still don't let you in
technically this also works for lopping someone's limbs off and taking them off of it i think
I still believe you will get into the tank company in parola and become a 2a6 platoon leader π
Panssarirukki is fuckall easy too
T rivi rukin kΓ€ynyt
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T row overgrown
Ah that sucks, here theyd atleast let you do backline duties. Or force
Yeah, but asthma is bearable if you have meds, I have a titanium plate in my skull and can't let my head touch water without an specific earplug that also takes out like 80% of my hearing capacity while using it, so even if I got to enter, I would have to have it at all times in training and stuff in case I have to go through water or heavy rain starts, even if I could, I can't get heavy hits in my head repeatedly because the plate might move and fuck up everything
wtf that fucking sucks :(
And Chilean army, tankers and car operators get a lot of concussions
did you break your skull or what happened
mfer eating hogrider
HOOOG RIDAH
getting conscripted would have been a little fun
Suprisingly yeah. Theres a reason we use the soviet tank helmet since its so heavily padded
Kinda, I had a surgery where they had to cut a piece of my skull and replace it
Also a good portion of my middle ear
Dude, are you good? 
holy shit bruh
what happened to you
Yeah and 6 months is a short time to have a little side quest like that
A cholesteatoma that went unchecked for a long time because public health sucks
A cholestawhat?
Couldn't find anything on Cholesteatoma
11 years with a ball of fat traveling through my ear canal trying to get to the brain
Dumbass
damn man that sucks
Ow holy shit 
Hope you're alright now
The surgeon that did the surgery said it was like a pingpong ball and if I waited a couple months more, it would've probably killed me
you got really fucking lucky bro
glad you're ok <3
No wonder I had so many ear bleeds in my childhood lmao
Well, we're glad you still here in the land of the living
youre not supposed to have them at all 
Besides being careful with water and not getting concussions repeatedly, I have no more life threatening stuff
Yeah the first one should have been a pretty big indicator
you can have them
they might go inside or outside
acne inside ear or nose is a common thing
Btw santeri did you see this on the news?
im glad youre ok 
i used to bleed from my nose a lot of times in puberty
Lmao
HOW
actually don't even tell me
Well thats good to know, hopefully you wont have to bother with any more medical emergencies after that one
Yeah ikr how tf do you flip a teka
Thanks, it's weird to tell that story but it's always after telling how I didn't get admitted into the military
Least based member of the czech Republic
I can kinda see how it happened
based 
I will anyways. They crammed 17 people in the back alone. The limit for max amount of people combined btw
And then add their stuff on the top
amazing
i am a big boy
And then got a bad curve
Yeah, sadly so
Any injured?
Ground doesent even look frozen which suprised me
All had slight injuries and 3 had major injuries but no one died
Thankfully
I mean, tanks are hard to drive because you see basically nothing, it's not weird to have like a peep sight and not seeing a small fall in the road
haaaii
Oh nah thats just a tracked vehicle made out of fibre glass with good visibility from inside. Still yeah they were prolly speeding and the center of mass being raised
Thankfully
@narrow lotus do you know what they call 50 cents in russia
whats you peoples plans for the weekend?
50 roubles
Hanging out with my pookie @cedar hatch and drinking in moderation
fuck the russian economy is fucked
Wbu?
Oh, I just looked it up, it does have good visibility
Like 2 big windows
did you see the ukrainian btr4e before
gonna buy some vst plugins so need extra cash
Don't forget the sauna
More like 500 roubles
Not really, I remember studying a lot for the vehicles and tanks for my country, but not others
@potent hamlet
Ofc not now that its not filled with tobacco leaves
Oh that's cool
very cool car
Oh wait my math is wrong
Fuckin google put zeros in a weird spot
π
Made it look like a rouble is a tenth of a penny
Russians really do just strap the maximum amount of firepower into any vehicle
gustav 
you did not just say that 

BMPT lmao
thats okay brotha
My point still stands, crazy. For similiar vehicles we just have 12.7mm machine guns. Would be cool if wed use atgms though
to be fair it's extremely similar to basically any btr
Even our bmps got rid of them
dont u use cv90s?
dont those have 25mms?
or 40mm even sometimes
30mm
That's such a weird decision in my opinion, I understand our BMP 1s not using them, but the 2s??
I guess it's the terrain we have
Are BTRs supposed to be antitank or something? A 30mm on a vehicle is crazy to me
Yeah, heavily forested
infantry support mainly
a lot of HE in 30mm
its aclled the btr, but this one realisticcly has the bmp role
If I understand it correctly, most/all modern tank (armoured veh) top speeds are electronically limited to avoid damage to suspension and crew while driving over bumpy terrain. The crew doesn't strap in, so if you hit a ditch too quickly, someone might get knocked tf out against some hard surface
to be fair even the russian btr82,82a has a 30mm
And sometimes a 105mm. But ours uses the bushmaster 30mm cannon
cv90 is cool
The cv is a space ship on the insides. Well granted i use a 40yo tank but still
Fuckers got buttons for everything and fucktons of screens
the tank is older then my country 
Ooh
Meanwhile we limit test the 2a4s speed
bro you've seen the patria stuff too when we went to the tank museum and they had the demo vehicle cut in half, that shit's nice
I can say that the offical top speed of 68kmh is not accurate
hahahaha
I assume on a smooth road
what's your role on the leopard anyway
gunner
Well how smooth can gravel and dirt be
gooner*
for a tank, plenty
Both tbh, sometimes i goon and mostly i gun
I could be your commander imagine
Same for fuel. Iirc it takes like 10 litres of diesel for a kilometer in a forest
π
somehow during the training one tank drove on the other one
hit the turret and ripped it off
Imagine, if you somehow get assigned to my brigade and from there to the vyks leopard platoon and theres some switching around maybe

@potent hamlet look at this shit bruh
My ass would not want to be in a steel coffin even though it looks cool π
bro probably did that thing where you are reversing, hit something, in a panic smash harder on the accelerator pedal instead of brake. Many such cases in civ traffic
In my countrys terrain and how tanks here operate id much rather be in a tank than the jaeger beside it
you would take the russian steel coffin tho
I am still surprised how the fuck Ukrainians managed that
many such cases...
the Russian steel coffin gives me instant death
Kid named blowout panel:
itβs why I said the second one
there was a abrams crew in ukr and right as they got out a drone hit them
Tbh if ypur tank gets disabled you done something wrong
None survived
In the 2a4 the commander gives reversing commands. But yeah maybe the driver just freaked out or there was a malfunction
Something Something kid named no reverse camera
Russians charge any western trained tank crews like pitbulls cause they get money for footage of it
this is what turks did to a 2A4
Over half if not all the leopard 2A6 have been destroyed/damaged they are fighting a offensive lol
10 tanks aint much you know
true

half of the abrams though
Different story
(they don't understand anything more complicated than a M60)
Wtf they circumcised my boy
Shalom
no its the same shit, its 15 tanks 
It's just stupidly funny and fucking powerful
8 were destroyed
Russians when they destroy half of tank force
(The tank force was 10 tanks)
Itβs 20
8 destroyed, 5 abanodened, 1 damaged, 1 captured
Counting wasnβt my strong suit 
the OG M1s
not even m1a2 
yup
Yeah a 2a4 isnt supposed to do that. The older crew and reservist groups here have banged a few barrels and driven though a wall or two but nothing like that
they are still using them
Turks are sodomizing a dead body at this point
2a4 if it was a stuug
Abomination
Meanwhile Lithuania is planning to get 30 Leopard 2A8s
I have no idea why tf we investing in tanks when we dont have a fucking air force
just get L-159s from czechs ffs
That 30 will prolly cost more than their entire gdb
I am Lithuanian and I will tell you that our military has a magic ability to have all the nicest shit in the world and not go above 10 billion euro budget
i unironically dont know how they do that
a govermetn that combats corruption
impossible
I know that this concept is incomprehensible to a Ukrainian
Shots fired
but hey, being in top 34 least corrupt countries in the world has it's beenfits
Im happy for yall
Def not jealous
btw
Yeah atleast switch to nicotine pouches
but then we don't have a large pool of ethnic minorities easily influenced by a hostile nation in charge
nah not even that, just stop period lol
Encourage others to be active citizens, participate in elections and whatnot at least and keep yourself updated on inner workings of your country
i dount its that easy is it
Lithuania DOES have serious corruption scandals
me fr
Im gonna chuff a fat ass cigar at my last excerscise
when the fucking cursed national stadium project has swapped 7 companies all of which embezzled the funds and ran
SINCE 1990s
I will if it gets me into a 2a8. Well any model from a 2a4 is a upgrade
still better than most russian stuff kekw
tbh it's not certain they gon get 2a8s specifically but they say they are not planning to cheap out cause we dont have infinite manpower
Yeah but they can strap era brick without a care in the world atleast
Yeah thats fair, you guys dont have conscription like Estonia right?
Imagine being sent to Ukraine in a t55 or t54 π
we do have conscription
Everything will haveβ¦ eraβ¦
ERA on a plane, need
Ah and still the government would prefer 30 2a8s for more cheaper tanks
Horrible. Been inside a few here and id describe it as a iron coffin
mhm, conscripts are not expected to do the hardest fighting
Easy to crank the turret though
It's just stupidly funny and fucking powerful
wait speaking of tanks
bro when we have modernized versions in our tank museums you know it's going poorly π
I need to post
the most cursed image I got of lithuanian military
THE BALTIC BATTLE BUS
Not even the British are safe
Oh yeah definetly. Also im still sad they wouldnt let us into the t72 in the museum
:(
This is photoshopped Bulat on top of a leopard/abrams
wtf that looks like a chally
It is
or a chally, yeah
The leopard is pretty spacious so would have been nice to see an equilevant vehicle from over the border
look at the skirts
i hate this image
color and edges give it out
True
what the fuck are you talking about lobotomite
True but they havenβt been deployed so
next thing you know you see it on some telegram channel
Burnt out
They were but in an absurdly small scale cause it's too expensive
they sold those to Thailand before the war
ah
imma be real doe, T-84 oplot goes hard as fuck
The: "FUCK IT, MAKE THAT SOVIET PIECE OF SHIT INTO A TANK ABLE TO GIVE WESTERN MODERN TANKS A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY" type of energy
they did the unthinkable and completely remade the fucking transmission and it reverses faster than some western tanks lol


the more than 3kmh dream
(Not to be confused with BM Oplot)
32 km/h max reverse speed
Revert back to swords and shields
32 km/h max reverse speed
imagine actually putting in 3 reverse gears, unthinkable lmao
revert back to non-materialism
this is what happens when you decide to keep all the brains who designed soviet tanks lol
Return to amoeba
US$4 million.
More then the 72 and 80
combined
T-72 is ass tank
T-80 is decent
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Lithuania ( LITH-ew-AY-nee-Ι; Lithuanian: Lietuva [lΚ²iΙtΚΛvΙ]), officially the Republic of Lithuania (Lithuanian: Lietuvos Respublika [lΚ²iΙtΚΛvoΛs rΚ²ΙsΛpΚblΚ²ΙͺkΙ]), is a country in the Baltic region of Europe. It is one of three Baltic states and lies on the eastern shore of the Baltic Sea, bordered by Latvia to the north, Belarus to the east an...
i have been to your homie latvia
Wut
Lithuania seems like a cool place genuinely
@solar obsidian 
Depends, it has it's cons and pros like any other place
I'm south african so my standards are pretty low
hello everyone 

My sincerest fucking condolences, god forbid if you are from Joburg cause then you are in hell before death.
No thank fuck, I'm from the Western Cape
Lording it up fr
It's just stupidly funny and fucking powerful
"wut" π€ͺ
You somewhat chilling then, until the ANC decides to shitpost again and assign a farmer to ministry of defense or some shit
whats the lobotomite talking about
Need a wake up kiss?
There is a Lithuanian proverb:
"True love is only between men."
With or without tongue?
Oh
what the fuck are you talking about
Don't even question it, she clearly went of the deep end a while ago
Brainfart will do that to you
This is the vehicle I wanted to drive lmao
SPG my beloved
its just a jeep vro
He looks so racist π
I've tried to upload this shit like three times but my internet is really bad now
He's just like me fr!!!!
Prolly when i get out haha. Or if you wanna play this weekend im on vacation till tuesday. But after this one i got one weekend vacation when im free
I've got a friend staying over for the weekend but she's leaving at 16:00 or so on Sunday
I'm wondering if I want to buy the new DLC that just came out, the game+dlc on steam is 18β¬ rn
Damn you got a girl over there? And i was planning on asking if id come to wait at your place before samuel gets us
oh I'm driving btw
Since when
:D
I've always been him wdym
True but youve never driven. Its always been me or samuel π
she's coming over at 12 tomorrow, gotta get her from the bus station downtown
Nah, I've like always driven to your cottage
And then you just ditch her for us haha. Or is she coming along too
Yeah true
She's coming along :)
well someone did an expensive oopsieee
It's a friend of Juuso
WHYYYYYYYY
GOD WHAT SIN DID I COMMIT TO HAVE THIS SHIT
Shitty internet
Internet hijo de perra y la conchetumare
calm down vaca viajera
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traveling cow
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Internet, son of a bitch and the fucking bitch
we got Juuso's girlfriend coming imagine that, maybe she's real after all
Good, internet detected spanish , opinion rejected
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Internet, son of a bitch and the fucking bitch
have you tried not watching a stream in the background



