🎪bruh-fart

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096329337759858718/1306679840816234598/fDZGHoY39VqBxs60a4bwZvgacsAxy9Yl.jpg?ex=67378bee&is=67363a6e&hm=dea5f736a0749b59158860fcc66cf1786ed42f5d2ac10a89ec9835679e43005e&

We have our own statistics

[glad carbon]

90% of slavs have fetal alcohol syndrome

this is @placid sail

[high wing]

prolly a penalty if anything

if they dq cause of that there would be sooooo many pissed off people

[low atlas]

why did he slap him?

[high wing]

prolly cause he tired of his shit

or staged

[low atlas]

both are very plausible

[high wing]

it seems logan has been talking alot of shit

so maybe mike is tired of it

[low atlas]

he has a lot of pride for someone boxing a guy double his age or smth

[high wing]

its ego

[high wing]

if mike was during his prime it would be even more over for jake

or whatever his name is

[low atlas]

i mean if you win against tyson, wow, you just beat someone whos far from his prime

[nimble thorn]

noted

[low atlas]

and if you lose against tyson

[nimble thorn]

always take 600 mg

[low atlas]

then you just got your ass beat by a grandpa

lose lose imo

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JCYniy1McA here it is

[nimble thorn]

and after

[glad carbon]

surrae vs azu

who wins

[high wing]

if they trained to fight

old ppl can still fuck you up

[nimble thorn]

we'd make out

[glad carbon]

oiled up*

[nimble thorn]

oh

easily me

[glad carbon]

surrae is too bony

[low atlas]

you aint even seen me

[glad carbon]

mold boy

[nimble thorn]

I spend most of my time oiled up

[low atlas]

mold conqueror*

[nimble thorn]

i dont lose

[low atlas]

jokes on you

i was born in oil

[glad carbon]

tbh surrae could launch a mold cloud at azu

[high wing]

and no pics?

shameful

azu a fake friend

[glad carbon]

and the oil would make the spores stick

azu is at a debuff there

[high wing]

mods clip azu's nails crooked

[nimble thorn]

id slurp up the molded oil

[low atlas]

the spores i'd deploy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/671093304045076502/1306832103282835506/Screenshot_20241114-130321-600.png?ex=673819bd&is=6736c83d&hm=ae942ef4a7c44d67a0d1b37cfed2d7cf0ecc10206a194a18b83126aef1a81c14&

[nimble thorn]

jokes on you i dont have any nails

[glad carbon]

mods, make azu cut their nails

[nimble thorn]

i live in a climate with 90+ humidity

i was born in the mold

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxxd_URE2SM

[low atlas]

same, i live in the rainforest

[nimble thorn]

i live in the sub tropics

death by coconut

[low atlas]

youre the coconut

[high wing]

coconut crabs scare me dude

https://tenor.com/view/coc-coconut-crab-gif-19505951

[nimble thorn]

are you amelia earhart

[high wing]

no i ate her

[nimble thorn]

you're scared of yourself?

[high wing]

ye

im too powerful

[nimble thorn]

wowie

coc

[glad carbon]

wtf is forever winter cookin up

[low atlas]

oh yeah

what happened to that game

[high wing]

cmere azu

[low atlas]

it disappeared pretty quick

[glad carbon]

[high wing]

i mean its still there

prolly just doesnt have too much going on currently

[glad carbon]

its still around

devs are workin on big updates so theres not really much beyond small bugfixes

[naive bison]

That spider crab thing

[high wing]

currently 500 ppl are playing it

[nimble thorn]

where is this bear mountain you speak of?

[high wing]

i hope it gets more players

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-crab-spidercrab-gif-3536382

[low atlas]

does playercount on that game matter tho?

[high wing]

i seen those

[low atlas]

you'd just play with friends

[high wing]

uhhh something japanese?

[glad carbon]

look at quests in the files
"harvest pregnant grabbers"

[nimble thorn]

japan in ww2???

[high wing]

Japanese Spider Crab

thats what they were called

wait

that might not be it

[nimble thorn]

spider... crab

[high wing]

they real

[nimble thorn]

arachnids arachnids

[high wing]

nightmare nightmare

[nimble thorn]

double arachnid

[high wing]

look at this long legged half life lookin strider motherfucker

[nimble thorn]

what if bro has an itch

[high wing]

inch

[nimble thorn]

wait do arachnids feel itches?

[glad carbon]

@solar coral you played forever winter a bunch, can you explain wtf a grabber is

[high wing]

i dont think they do

they have endo skellytons

[solar coral]

It grabs you

[high wing]

no way...

[nimble thorn]

i wonder if the feel the same way a tutel feels with their shell

[high wing]

tutel

thats cute

[nimble thorn]

tutel

[high wing]

but the shell is part of the tutel

[nimble thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/tortoise-dance-toothbrush-turtle-throwing-it-back-gif-23483886

[high wing]

i dont think it works the same

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813191423461031948/1193132740023943218/1153316632156962947.gif?ex=6737c534&is=673673b4&hm=2c8453b8249204f9048b3855be0e7613656d7dfbb9a86513324187790d6f761a&

[nimble thorn]

yeah

its like their spine

[high wing]

yeah apparently they might not feel the same

cause even we still dont fully know what an itch/why we get an itch if theres nothing there

[potent hamlet]

Lmao imagine hearing "A-hiack!" And then getting fucking blasted like not even 2 meters away

Man, being opfor has to be so damn funny

[high wing]

welp now that i broke veilguard i dunno what else to play till stalker 2

[low atlas]

play morrowind

[high wing]

i dont have it

[low atlas]

shame

[high wing]

i wish i played it when i was younger

id have prolly enjoyed it more than i would now

i loved oblivion to pieces

[potent hamlet]

Like, your job is to be strong and learn how to ambush another battalion and cause havoc with simmunition

Sometimes you get AKs and others have M16 or M4

And other times you get helicopters and vehicles

[high wing]

hmm

maybe i replay metro

[glad carbon]

YEAH

[naive bison]

@glad carbon

[glad carbon]

hi twunk

[naive bison]

Did you hear

They gonna defloruide your water

[high wing]

lets play redfall gamers

hahaha

[glad carbon]

yeah my teeth are gonna fall out

[nimble thorn]

Left KitKat or right kitkat

[naive bison]

No more estrogen in water supply frota

[high wing]

tutle

left kitkat

[naive bison]

You will grow a chest hair frota

[glad carbon]

i already do, i just shave it

[nimble thorn]

1-0

[naive bison]

TWINK

[glad carbon]

atleast i got it

thats more than flop

[naive bison]

I’m hair as FUCK

[nimble thorn]

Frotter has a point

[naive bison]

HAIRY*

[glad carbon]

werewolf man

[naive bison]

I only shave my armpits and face

[glad carbon]

[nimble thorn]

Hmm

[high wing]

chewbacca lookin ahh

[nimble thorn]

Insert man scaped ad

[high wing]

choombacca

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/we-need-to-talk-about-your-balls-manscaped-sus-balls-pool-table-gif-25080385

[high wing]

hmmm

maybe i play some vr

https://tenor.com/view/vr-jrokez-gif-24669991

[pastel quartz]

No, and frankly, I think since when you fight the white angel its a chained up torture slave its best they decided to not go with the diverse option here

[glad carbon]

hii buddy

[pastel quartz]

this is the white angel

[nimble thorn]

Hello

Ah yeah

These fuckers

I hate him

[glad carbon]

hows it been

[nimble thorn]

It's has certainly been

I feel a bit disconnected with reality lately

But it be being

And you?

[pale ingot]

damn..

[naive bison]

@glad carbon got my eyes on you buster

[glad carbon]

get somethin else on me

[glad carbon]

[halcyon sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

FLAME!!

how we doing today fellas

[naive bison]

Mods

Impregnate this guy

[halcyon sonnet]

[naive bison]

Him next

[halcyon sonnet]

6 days, 5 until we can pre-install stalker 2

hoping it'll run alright on my shitbox

[potent hamlet]

Fuck I was getting some ice cream and I heard a ghostly moan

[pale ingot]

the ghastly apparition:

[naive bison]

Freaky poltergeist

[glad carbon]

they can try, they wont succeed

[crimson flame]

unusual noises is louder than the rotor

[potent hamlet]

British

[crimson flame]

usual suspects huh

[potent hamlet]

That answers everything

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, a lot of femboys don't know about fashion or doing stuff decently

[formal bane]

hi again

can't stop procrastinating

[pale ingot]

[potent hamlet]

They'll get a skirt, knee socks and handwarmers and think that's okay

Bitch that ain't okay, get some self conscious

Ness

Self-consciousness?

Self-consciousness

[strange harbor]

But the fuzzy dollar general socks.

[formal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-meme-gif-23342140

[pale ingot]

killing myself rn

[naive bison]

@glad carbon new 40k merch

Just an “obelisk”

[potent hamlet]

Damn

[naive bison]

[pale ingot]

thats an evil ass motherfucking obelisk (god motherfucking damn)

[naive bison]

Why did I read this

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

Stop being so freaky

[glad carbon]

hiiii handsome

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-no-emt-gif-10159352681264936896

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-one-attractive-man-shawn-gilhuly-shawn-games-shawn-he-is-one-handsome-man-gif-14074883193694703361

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between hunterdandy and kreeo is at 53%

[glad carbon]

[high wing]

we can make it work

[slender rock]

also, anyone want to bash my fucking brains in, that'd be great.... (joking not joking kthanx)

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between hunterdandy and light_warrior is at 75%

[high wing]

sorry frota

cant make it work

gotta end things

[glad carbon]

[slender rock]

[ruby minnow]

thank god for no damage

[high wing]

someone revoke his license

[ruby minnow]

jokes on you

i already lost my license

apperantly going 250 on a 120 is illegal

[high wing]

im not surprised

yeah 250

sure pal

[ruby minnow]

i'm talking metric and kmh not mph

[pale ingot]

weak numbers

[ruby minnow]

that's the max ets 2 pshyics allow me to go

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/1856993101497139385

[pale ingot]

just wait until albert einstein comes back and drops physics 2

gonna be a crazy collab wit newton

[solar coral]

https://youtu.be/ZpSrCSkP1Eo?si=Qkhd7AtYIkon6wge

[naive bison]

[high wing]

i want to get that game

i hope the story is good

i did have fun with the MP

[solar coral]

its gunna die in like a week tbh

it seems like PVP games just come in die like in a month nowadays

[glad carbon]

pvp sucks

[solar coral]

No, competitive PVP sucks

[high wing]

pvp was fine when i played it

didnt play extraction

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1192180306577473687/1293098611596464128/togif-1.gif

[high wing]

i guess we will see

[solar coral]

Comp players juicing up on adderal ruin games lets be real

[glad carbon]

yeah

[high wing]

also funny how shroud is spurging on a dude that just didnt see shroud

[glad carbon]

people trying too hard ruins every game

[solar coral]

Especially people like shroud who winge about being the best but arent even close to as good as the best players

lol wasnt it like actually genuinely exposed that shroud would abuse aderall in CS comps

[glad carbon]

shroud was good like uhmm

10 years ago

lol

[solar coral]

8 years ya

[high wing]

apparently he was bad at cs;go?

[glad carbon]

washed up nerd

[high wing]

im just reading comments

i wouldnt put it past me if he smurfs

[solar coral]

he was ass in a comp setting, he had to juice to compete iirc

but he got bought out by valorant and started calling CS trash

again, comp players like him are why PVP games die so fast, devs making games for those kinds of people and those kinds of people pushing any fanbase away instantly

[high wing]

just came across that comment

[solar coral]

Even his own game is fucking dead

[solar coral]

Wait i need to see that comment

[high wing]

its not even technically his game iirc? he just has like a percentage in it or something?

\

[solar coral]

LOL so true

But srsly, we need to kill people who abuse ADHD meds so they can pretend they're good at a video game

[high wing]

ive never seen someone cry so hard ON SOMETHING THEY KILLED IN GAME

like brother what are you doing with your life

[solar coral]

He reminds me of someone in the armored core community who said they would genuinely destroy someone's computer if it meant winning in the game

reminder : armored core doesnt even have a comp setting

[high wing]

loooool

[solar coral]

they also went on to say armored core's PVE isnt actually real armored core

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/810334976176029716/1090960118016909322/caption.gif

[solar coral]

People care way too much about winning in general

[glad carbon]

time to sleep for 3 days

[solar coral]

I bet i have a way better time than the majority of comp players just dicking around with meme builds

[high wing]

3 days?

[solar coral]

Hibernation

[glad carbon]

[solar coral]

Its hibernation season for frota's species

[high wing]

yeah but why 3 days

o

[solar coral]

Theres a supermoon tomorrow

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/on-gang-cat-orange-cat-cute-yuanbao-gif-17083873509693629378

[solar coral]

he cant be awake during it or the universe may collapse

[high wing]

i guess ill download deeprock galatic

i bought it to play with a friend but we never played

[solar coral]

elite dangerous better

anyway look at this nebula

[high wing]

THATS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE SAME GAME

[solar coral]

thats the joke retard

[high wing]

i couldnt tell cause theres retards that do that so often

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-cat-meme-you-have-gif-26575351

[solar coral]

[solar coral]

Look at this ringed star

[high wing]

fuck that

play no mans sky

[solar coral]

Does no mans sky have these

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/no-mans-sky-no-mans-sky-ship-gif-24240653

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/elite-dangerous-neutron-star-gif-19877146

No mans sky needs to add stellar phenomena like in elite, nebulas n shi

my favorite part about elite

Imagine getting trolled by a game made with 1/100th of your budget

[naive bison]

It’s a scam

Get over it

Stop pretending it’s a real game

[solar coral]

No no, the good version just costs 25K (not even exaggerating)

[naive bison]

Yeah a scam

[ruby minnow]

ROCK AND STONE

[solar coral]

Its like the cryptobro of the space sim community

"oooh but we have ship interio-"
SHIP INTERIORS ARE ASSS!!!!! I WILL NOT TAKE QOL SLANDER!!!!

[fading shuttle]

real men play x4 foundations instead of star citizen

[ruby minnow]

man i hate picking up chocolate from the fridge

it sometimes feels like i'm gonna break my tooth trying to eat it

[solar coral]

real men play elite and find their favorite exoplanets

[inland jackal]

Today i might download wh40k 2

[fading shuttle]

no i said they play x4 foundations?

[fading shuttle]

damn they made warhammer 40k two?

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[ruby minnow]

real men just go to space and die in space

[ruby minnow]

they made 40k two?

[solar coral]

"ermmm star citizen better cuz you have to wait 5 minutes to ride a tram"
meanwhile me with fully modeled nebula :

[solar coral]

just wish they made ETA CARINA more red

[fading shuttle]

thats space marine 2

[inland jackal]

Released sept 9

[fading shuttle]

where is warhammer 40k two?

[inland jackal]

Yea and?

[ruby minnow]

where is warhammer 40k two?

[fading shuttle]

WHERE ARE YOU HIDING IT

[ruby minnow]

we know you're hiding it lebowski

where is it

[inland jackal]

Whar

[glad carbon]

oil up

[solar coral]

I dont like warhammer smh

dogshit powercreep

[coarse bear]

Funni british lads

[glad carbon]

hi knockoff ezoni

[ruby minnow]

no other franchise has space mongols

[solar coral]

Elite :

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-dog-meme-br-funny-drowning-gif-25023136

give us the game lebowski

[ruby minnow]

i will piss on your carpet

[inland jackal]

[solar coral]

also

Stellaris :

[inland jackal]

Its wh40k 2

[fading shuttle]

no that was space marine 2

[inland jackal]

Yes and?

[fading shuttle]

where are you hiding warhammer 40k two

[inland jackal]

In my steam library

[solar coral]

Does kenshi technically count as having space mongols?

[ruby minnow]

but the thing is

[solar coral]

The thing is kenshi is based

[glad carbon]

gn gooners

[ruby minnow]

does it have super soldiers

that are space mongols

[ruby minnow]

we all know that

[fading shuttle]

space mongols?

[ruby minnow]

you don't need to tell us that

[solar coral]

"REMOVE BEEPS LIMBS, HE WILL NOW BECOME A CYBORG GOD"

[fading shuttle]

which faction

[solar coral]

Holy nation, or the 2nd empire

[ruby minnow]

its the white scars in 40k but don't know about kenshi

[fading shuttle]

neither are space mongols

[solar coral]

2nd nation

[ruby minnow]

fucking pigeons in my balcony just screaming

i'm gonna kill them

[solar coral]

2nd empire is totally space mongols

but idk if they count as SPACE mongols

[fading shuttle]

the second empire is skeleton samurai

not mongols

[solar coral]

Yes, that conquered and killed like the entire world

(they are also asian)

[fading shuttle]

racism

[ruby minnow]

real racist hours here

[solar coral]

Their leader is also genghis khan

[ruby minnow]

now he's going to tell me turkic tribesman were mongols aswell or something

[fading shuttle]

no

its catlon

[solar coral]

Yes

[solar coral]

Yes, rhymes with genghis khan

he is just genghis khan lets be real

[fading shuttle]

no

the black dragon ninjas are the mongols

[glad carbon]

gn @river zealot

[solar coral]

slavery
sex
huge weapon

[fading shuttle]

extremely fast and annoying and steal my food constantly

[solar coral]

No they're black

[ruby minnow]

none of those describe the mongols

where is the speed

[solar coral]

all of them describe genghis khan

[ruby minnow]

where are the horses

[solar coral]

technically cat lon has maxxed out athletics

and he has big robot horses

(harvesters iirc?)

[pale ingot]

what if you just fucking reset his ass. ez

ripbozo unretarded

[solar coral]

That is actually a thing skeletons can do

but cat lon's AI core is fucked so he cant

[pale ingot]

i know

oh fuck

[solar coral]

Tinfist is probably the only skeleton thats lived as long as cat lon with their current memories and not gone insane

And he's fucking based

[pale ingot]

hes the anti slaver right or did i forget

[fading shuttle]

i like the holy nation because funny

[pale ingot]

yo fuck the holy nation

[solar coral]

other factions : "noooo politics noooo religion"
tinfist anti slavers : "murdering rich people is ok"

[fading shuttle]

and they are completely right in their hatred of skeletons and women

[solar coral]

"hey tinfist whats your plan"
"plan?"

[inland jackal]

@pale ingot time to check mail if 3 gamna blocks were sold

[solar coral]

Nah, the skeletons are based

Murder is ok.

[fading shuttle]

they genocided humanity, we should kill them all

[pale ingot]

holy nation my opps. i stole some shitty fancy cups from their church and their entire fucking city chased me

[solar coral]

also they literally worship a skeleton btw

[pale ingot]

[solar coral]

You cannot kill what is already dead, now let me lop off your head with my fist

tinfist casually being the most powerful character both in game and in lore :

[pale ingot]

im curious btw

[solar coral]

he can literally solo the HN capital

[pale ingot]

ingame if you get enslaved and you go to tinfists crib do you just get yo ass beaten or is it chill

cause if you an escaped slave in anti slaver territory

[solar coral]

they actually recruit you

[pale ingot]

ykwim. havent tried this ingame bt i just thought about it

damnn

[solar coral]

its one of the easiest ways to get recruited

in both the AS and floatsam ninjas

[pale ingot]

based though

[pale ingot]

i never really do much shit with faction stuff in kenshi

I usually run a solo character and just live my life

[solar coral]

You're missing out tbh, theres tons of unique interactions

have you ever joined the crab raiders

[fading shuttle]

do a themed holy nation run

[solar coral]

Incel ass run

crab raiders >>>

[pale ingot]

my brain gone explode if i try to fuck around with more than 2 characters

[fading shuttle]

hell yeah

[solar coral]

Way of the crab > Failure of the fire

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-x-kong-king-kong-punch-knockout-monkey-apex-gif-8198598115822855198

[fading shuttle]

cool, i dont care

[solar coral]

You will care when we feed you to crab

[pale ingot]

holy nation run but my character is a cannibal (i have it modded in so that i can be a cannibal whenever the human race is available in character creation) (also a mod to make cannibalism real)

[high wing]

git outta here

🦍

[solar coral]

Hi iedy
are you a crab raider chad or a holy nation bitch

[inland jackal]

!skillissue

[split canyon]

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[inland jackal]

or was it

p!skillissue2

[foggy mantle]

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[inland jackal]

yep

[fading shuttle]

people who like the crab raiders also like beep, i am telling you to kill yourself

[pale ingot]

i play a holy nation paladin but i actually just fucking eat the citizens

ez

[solar coral]

Like? the crab is the only way

[pale ingot]

life goals

[solar coral]

I bet you yoink yo shi to a picture of the "poonix"

[fading shuttle]

bad memes

[solar coral]

not a meme

crabs are sentient (and unironically one of the best combat companions in game without mods)

[pale ingot]

they're what now

[solar coral]

yes, in kenshi you can become allied with crabs

not crab raiders

crabs

[pale ingot]

they think? holy shit

crabs really are the final stage of evolution

[fading shuttle]

if they were sentient, why do they not worship our lord and saviour okran?

[solar coral]

Crab raiders are unironically like one of the best factions in game

[fading shuttle]

checkmate atheist

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-knife-fight-gif-7305809

[solar coral]

Because the crab does not fuck with petty "gods" they are crab

[fading shuttle]

so they are mindless animals

[solar coral]

they pinch, eat corpse, and recieve scrubs from crab raider

[solar coral]

False, they do not fear fire like animals

they simply walk on it and put it out because they are wet

because they are crabs

and crabs go in water

I bet you dont even know how to properly care for your crab

[fading shuttle]

there is no fire weapons in kenshi

[high wing]

i put my crabs in hot water

[fading shuttle]

that literally doesnt matter

[high wing]

so they dont get cold

[solar coral]

okrans literally are afraid of fire

[narrow lotus]

wtf are these new slangs

[solar coral]

they also worship a skeleton

[narrow lotus]

gotta get familiar

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

[solar coral]

https://kenshi.fandom.com/wiki/Crab_Raiders

[fading shuttle]

nuh uh

[solar coral]

Yes, stobe

stobe is okran

Im not making this up, this is actual kenshi lore

[fading shuttle]

why is he called okran and not stobe then

[inland jackal]

ocram

[fading shuttle]

idiot

[solar coral]

because the okranites are retarded

[pale ingot]

ultra racist sleeper agent activation codes

[solar coral]

narko is also stobe

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/ocram-animated-my-singing-monsters-gif-1911904018276177366

[fading shuttle]

holy nation is sensible only because they hate skeletons

and they are to blame for everything

[solar coral]

False, skeletons are based

Omnicide is based

[fading shuttle]

then why cant the holy nation do it huh

[solar coral]

punching rich people's heads off is also based

[solar coral]

They can, if they get help from a random guy

If you lead tinfist to any holy nation city, theres a high chance he will literally just wipe it out

he's that strong

he can even beat cat lon

[pale ingot]

yeah and then i wear one fucking shitty prosthetic arm made out of grog cans and scrap because i lost my arm in a tragic beakthing-related incident and their entire fucking city then proceeds to chase me across the border zone

fuck the holy nation

[ruby minnow]

its wonderful to see alex actually enjoys something

[fading shuttle]

skill issue robot

[solar coral]

Hypocrites aswell cuz if you're a high ranking member then you're allowed to do drugs and get arms

[fading shuttle]

shouldnt have existed

[solar coral]

Me amputating all of the phoenix guy's limbs and replacing them with economy prosthetics :

*if i dont throw him in a pool of acid in BDC

[pale ingot]

id rather fuck with the united cities and do drugs and enslave people or whatever the fuck they do (i wanna kill their nobility)

[fading shuttle]

his faith is already proven so it doesnt matter

those of proven faith can participate in a little heresy

[solar coral]

Mmm yes it does :)

cuz I also tortured him into becoming my soldier

[naive bison]

Just got home

[solar coral]

and now he killed a high inquisitor and freed alot of shek

I love mods

[naive bison]

Had 45 minutes to myself before having to leave

And the Wi-Fi is down

[fading shuttle]

mods

[pale ingot]

i like how

[naive bison]

🛌

[solar coral]

kenshi is 30x more based with mods

[pale ingot]

i can go into a slaver camp in the great desert

andjust

free their slaves

[solar coral]

and like doom all mods are canon

[pale ingot]

and then leave

[naive bison]

Go on a shopping spree

[solar coral]

even the one that gives stone golem bigger boobs

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

…?

[solar coral]

people are extremely thirsty for the shek

[pale ingot]

bro you think im gonna go to a slaver camp to buy slaves

[solar coral]

Why buy slaves when you can kill everyone in the slave camp (free xp)

[pale ingot]

nah

[solar coral]

lol everytime i do a rock bottom run I always make my fortune by selling rebel farmers

[pale ingot]

rock bottom runs got me fucked up (enslaved 50 times in 1 day) (i keep fumbling)

[fading shuttle]

ah so you partcipate in slavery yet you hate slavers

[pale ingot]

free lockpick stealth and athletics though ig

[solar coral]

No, i participate in murder

[fading shuttle]

curious - turning point okrans pride

[naive bison]

Why is there no Wi-Fi I’m gonna crash out

Drive by on the providers office

[pale ingot]

other than the part where the skimmers pull up

[solar coral]

Who cares about rebel farmers, i sell them into dlavery and then kill the slave owner and the slaves in the cages

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-by-guns-shots-gif-13421965

[ruby minnow]

i suspect it might be because you live in mordor

[naive bison]

You have cancer

And I’m not sad about it

[ruby minnow]

I infact do not

you play yasuo

[solar coral]

one time I sold a slave trader to another slave trader and then freed the previous slave trader and sold them to the second slave trader

[naive bison]

When was your last proctologist appointment?

[pale ingot]

me when im a cannibal living near great desert so i can just pick up a new rebel farmer every day and eat him alive(or maybe dead)

[naive bison]

Urologist?

It’s always the testicular cancer and rectal that get you

[ruby minnow]

I still do believe

i don't have cancer

[naive bison]

Believe is the important word

I’d go checked out

Your brain too

[ruby minnow]

I think you should get your brain checked instead Xal

you play leauge and yasuo of all champions

there are 150 options in this game

you choose the most unfun one

[naive bison]

That’s the tumour in your prostate talking

[ruby minnow]

the talks i have with my brain worm is none of your bussiness

[fading shuttle]

I LOVE GUNPOWDER

[pale ingot]

holy

imagine if you could actually just dupe cash like thay

[solar coral]

457 cats is 457 cats

[solar coral]

you can dupe rep like that

not rlly cats since its so little

and cats are already super easy to make

[pale ingot]

fair enough

[ancient barn]

me when hashish

[pale ingot]

also really easy to not lose (thievery. stealing, even.)

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/NoContextCrap/status/1857074761580388772

[pale ingot]

pulling up to Sho-Battai with the backpack full of cocaine

(im pretty sure coke aint in vanilla but i have it modded in)

[fading shuttle]

you play a vanilla run or have you just started modded?

[inland jackal]

[naive bison]

It’s like that Sticky Fingaz lyric

“Fuck coke, I sniff gunpowder”

[naive bison]

Dogshit map is back

Honestly the cs map pool should be

Mirage

And that’s it

Mirage is the single best map in the history of the game

[inland jackal]

overrated map

[naive bison]

Super simple, not visually cluttered with dogshit

[inland jackal]

[naive bison]

And just plays well

[inland jackal]

adds raytracing and shiny material in palace

[naive bison]

Ancient,

[inland jackal]

very simple

[naive bison]

What’s that other one

The swamp map

[broken topaz]

Good morning homofarters

[naive bison]

One spot where fights don’t happen

[inland jackal]

[naive bison]

Every other map is doing too much

Except dust

Dust is just a horrible map

[pastel quartz]

Don't know exactly what game you guys are talking about, but judging from this one sentence alone im assuming its kenshi

[solar coral]

yes

[pastel quartz]

Haha i knew it

Love that game

Favorite playthrough was my lone skelly swordsman that solo'd basically every faction in the game

[heady crow]

Morning cory. Hows it hanging my broski

[broken topaz]

Cbble

My beloved

[naive bison]

Dog

[broken topaz]

Its good

Omw to an appointment

[heady crow]

Is it coming back?

[broken topaz]

I never lost games on cbble

[heady crow]

What about train

Tell me abt cache

Please

[pale ingot]

started with light mods just for qol and then it got worse

[broken topaz]

I sont know how to play train

[ruby minnow]

dogshit opinion

[heady crow]

Okay bossgirl. For your wrist or?

[broken topaz]

I always rush updog

[fading shuttle]

delete them then

[heady crow]

We got tombey

[broken topaz]

For smth else

[heady crow]

He always Carries train

[fading shuttle]

experience the game vanilla ish at the very least

[pale ingot]

no

[broken topaz]

So true

[fading shuttle]

retard

[pale ingot]

bitch

[broken topaz]

Girlhood appointment

[heady crow]

So true bestie

[heady crow]

Girlie gonna be girling even more

[broken topaz]

I need to play some cs again

But im washed now

Even more washed

[heady crow]

I mean i got a 4 day vacation from today

I could drag tomb along

Hes gonna want to play wingman anyways

[naive bison]

Elaborate

[naive bison]

Yeah it’s not in the pool lmao

[broken topaz]

Hasnt been in years

[pastel quartz]

It's CLEARLY dust 2

[broken topaz]

Mirage is ass

Ngl

[heady crow]

Cache is still the best map in the game

Well was

Ig

[pastel quartz]

I do agree though that mirage is crazy overrated though ngl

[broken topaz]

So true

Mirage is legit so boring to play

[heady crow]

Brainrot map

[broken topaz]

Id rather, and i cant believe im saying this

[inland jackal]

dust tho

[broken topaz]

Play vertigo

[heady crow]

Vertigo isnt that bad

[broken topaz]

Cope

You have stockholm syndrome

[ruby minnow]

its just one of the most competitively overused maps ever

and its not fun

[heady crow]

Listen after tomb forcing me to play it ive seen the light

[ruby minnow]

but well CS2 optimization sucks overral

i literally cannot play the game

[heady crow]

True

[ruby minnow]

because random settings either break the display or just crash it

[heady crow]

Same for you though

You enjoy 100 gecs

@broken topaz

[eager igloo]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6wTo0Z5PVnIrvaDAXlixXD?si=2CTkHYHbTzmwxHcLziHSOQ

Mmm

Пост панк

[heady crow]

My spirit animal

[eager igloo]

Sanest motorcyclist

[river zealot]

Good morning shitfart

[eager igloo]

Hi STINKER

[heady crow]

Morning artjom

[river zealot]

Hello bjorn

[heady crow]

Snowman ass name

[naive bison]

Last dog was very cute

[ruby minnow]

bruno you're finnish right?

i can shoot people from a 200 meters with a stock mosin in tarkov

can i be a citizen

[heady crow]

Yeah

https://tenor.com/view/suomi-finland-hockey-jääkiekko-finnish-gif-21422865

[heady crow]

Close enough, welcome back Simo Häyhä

[ruby minnow]

yippie

[heady crow]

Go to your nearest embassy and they will instruct you further

[ruby minnow]

i am now a finnish patriot

[naive bison]

Are you a racist femboy?

[heady crow]

You will glaze the finnish defence forces

BEST ARTILLERY IN EUROPE RAAAAGHHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/send-it-military-soldiers-battle-gif-14063718

[eager igloo]

Me if I ever move to germoney

[river zealot]

hey vladmiri busivovich

[eager igloo]

My coworkers randomly talking about how they don't like ukrainians because their grandparents told them that during war germans were nice to them and ukrainians weren't

[naive bison]

Grandma said be xenophobic

And I listen

[eager igloo]

Ukrainians and russians*

[eager igloo]

Ur also the mean party here

[naive bison]

Based

You’re polish right?

We weren’t mean enough then

[eager igloo]

Smelly orthodox

[naive bison]

Catholics sit during service

And pay their way to heaven

Gigachad orthodox stand for 4 hours and beat their wives and go to heaven

[heady crow]

Whats stopping you from doing that now

[heady crow]

Avg protestant only know how to pay church tax, be lazy, do sin and get forgiven at the gates

[eager igloo]

I have work here, work which actually gives me perspectives to work abroad, germoney included

[heady crow]

Ah no i meant day drinking

[eager igloo]

Oh

Work

And meds

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/suomi-finland-hockey-jääkiekko-finnish-gif-21422865

[eager igloo]

RAKASTAN SUOMI

[heady crow]

Thats how the latter half of our service is yeah

[river zealot]

I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION @naive bison

[dreamy flax]

1d20

🎲 8

-# [ 8 ]

[naive bison]

Protestant walking into a kitchen: what a beautiful church

[eager igloo]

You have mandatory service?

[civic panther]

it fails and reflects back to you

not a critical failure where you just explode, you succeeded at casting the spell, at the very least
but your nuts hurt really, really bad now

[river zealot]

AGGHHHH

[heady crow]

Yeah

[wooden surge]

Hii @glad carbon @high wing

I was driving to workege

[naive bison]

You gently squeeze my balls and I grunt weirdly @river zealot

[river zealot]

[wooden surge]

RP channel got closed for a reason

[heady crow]

I wish we had a more professional active army ngl. I wouldnt mind staying here for longer if the pay was good

[eager igloo]

How these two mfs look at each other in the process

[naive bison]

[hazy finch]

computer fixed but storage device exploded so i still cannot possibly do something that would get me muted warned or whatever the fuck

[heady crow]

As Luther wished 🙏

[naive bison]

That one emote of a pepe handshake through the zipper

[hazy finch]

so uh i guess im kinda back now

[civic panther]

how this interaction has gone

[gleaming grove]

https://youtu.be/fm3HmVD-9R4?si=HsFHWzimTkebEgiz

US 2025

[naive bison]

Exactly

[naive bison]

I’m afraid right wingers win insta

[eager igloo]

Service treating you good?

[naive bison]

They have like 8 illegal machine guns buried in their backyard

70 bumpstocks

[eager igloo]

Genuinely curious, I heard mostly bad things about army

[inland jackal]

[naive bison]

What is that gun on the left

Supp spas 12?

[river zealot]

im all outta memes

[pale ingot]

why did i think this was chess

[eager igloo]

Serbia looks weird at this time of a year

[placid sail]

morning artemenskiy

[eager igloo]

@placid sail H

[heady crow]

Yeah, i got it pretty easy being a tanker though. Mainly just maintenance and war/shooting excerscises. Its nice that everything is so organised, 3 mandatory meals, 8-7 hours of sleep, lots of physical activity

Just the people here arent so great but it is what it is. Gotten used to working with people who i dont like and dislike me and sorting out our differences atleast

[placid sail]

[eager igloo]

Tanker sound nice

[unreal gull]

that guy definitely got bullied in school

[eager igloo]

Tank is like a basement but on tracks

[river zealot]

wait days gome is a pc game

i swear it was ps only

[solar coral]

Nah he just hops up on adderal so he can pretend to have still

[heady crow]

Feels like being back in your mothers womb

Safe, hot and damp

[naive bison]

Crowded hot smells like piss

[placid sail]

days gnome

[river zealot]

[heady crow]

Well only smells like cat piss when we shoot

:)

[eager igloo]

Okay nevermind then

[heady crow]

What?

[solar coral]

live jimmy getting arrested reaction

[heady crow]

Oh

Why

[solar coral]

street racing

[heady crow]

No but why send that

[unreal gull]

that's from when he got caught street racing in 2018

old news

mf looks like a Who from Whoville though on god

mf looks like his house is about to get burgled by the Grinch lookin ahh boi

[solar coral]

reaction image

[heady crow]

I still dont get it

[river zealot]

https://fixupx.com/ShitpostRock/status/1856867645707960615

[unreal gull]

anime is poison

[solar coral]

kill anime

[river zealot]

i think i might have reposted it from here kek

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/ViralMedia247/status/1857170241476014280

[inland jackal]

weak

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/731144905652568206/987965733361311844/I-want-a-whole-game-with-goofy-guns-like-this.mp4?ex=67383a4a&is=6736e8ca&hm=c2247526528555b780c4a23e0ca10a38817237a78a0ae9c91f787eda396e11e8&

[broken topaz]

Valve only makes peak

[high wing]

and it all dies at 2

[unreal gull]

because the characters happened to be not white or male, not being white or male wasn't the character

how does no one get it

[eager igloo]

Based

[formal bane]

damn i forgor this part of the chat isn't opened for newbies just yet . Can't share the brainrot with a friend that just joined.

[river zealot]

we should let newbies in

revive fart

[wooden surge]

Share brainrot in newbies, get exiled, profit?

[heady crow]

Secret society ass chat

[broken topaz]

No, newbies in brainfart is the worst idea

We used to have that

It was terrible

[narrow lotus]

Newbies in bfart ez mute spree

[formal bane]

lmao

[heady crow]

White names btfo

[eager igloo]

@minor cypress

Go to IT to install utility program
"Sure I'll send you admin pass in a sec"

[pale ingot]

Evil japanese twitter user:

[broken topaz]

Absolute brain rot

[wooden surge]

Is this how ipad babies feel

[pale ingot]

BANGER

[narrow lotus]

Bro whoever makes these

[heady crow]

Weve been blasting christmas music since the first of novembet

[wooden surge]

True

[heady crow]

Nicotine, gambling and tinder is all a soldier needs

[eager igloo]

Ivan playing elden ring

[narrow lotus]

I thought of him too

[eager igloo]

Gae

[river zealot]

🤝

[glad carbon]

gn

[river zealot]

Hey froty

[wooden surge]

Sleep well pookie bear

[river zealot]

Sleep well silly

[heady crow]

I miss his endless rants on tarkov when he just started it

[wooden surge]

Let's coax him into going back

[heady crow]

Cant wait to get back to tarky myself

[wooden surge]

Kinda was thinking of going back to SPT as well

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @inland jackal

[eager igloo]

Which part of finland you live in

[stone blade]

the finish part

[eager igloo]

Im curious how long is the day there

[heady crow]

Rn theres daylight from 8am to 4pm roughly

[naive bison]

Shinzo Abe:

[heady crow]

The winter solstice is in like 1.5 months so itll get darker for a bit

[naive bison]

i love sam hyde

he's my pookie

[eager igloo]

No much different than here so assuming south

[glad carbon]

100000kg of ivan raging at his game because wifi dropped out

[naive bison]

throwback to when Sam Hyde did an interview with Matan (the kid that congratulated Bill Clinton at the game award) and brought like 20 random indians with him

[heady crow]

Well thats at my brigade which a bit north than the center

[eager igloo]

Huh

[stone blade]

too bad I have gigabit which hasn't dropped once in 3 years

and 5g which can reach bunkers and still work

this ain't UK internet big boy

[glad carbon]

fiber internet isnt worth stealing

[eager igloo]

Not after I get to that platinum

[inland jackal]

[heady crow]

Apparently officially the sun rises at 8:40 and falls at 15:00. But theres still light before and after

[glad carbon]

except to spite you

[heady crow]

Oh well

[inland jackal]

[naive bison]

all that to be bad at Elden Ring

classic

[eager igloo]

We have 7-16

[naive bison]

ivan watch some guides in 8k 120 fps

[heady crow]

They could lie and say that the copper wiring is fiberglass

Better steal it just to be sure

[heady crow]

Oh thats not bad. Is there snow there yet though? Makes the dark a bit more bearable

[eager igloo]

Nah

We get barely any usually

Its like 3 weeks of heavy snow and then next to nothing

[heady crow]

Damn that sucks

[narrow lotus]

Iant fiber super fragile

If u steal.it u will prob break the thing

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-you-what-what-did-you-do-spongebob-meme-spongebob-squarepants-gif-19389913

[eager igloo]

I saw snow falling yesterday but it melted on contact with ground

[heady crow]

This pic was last week. Sadly it all melted already

Should come back soon though

[narrow lotus]

Yeah same here, so far only dogshit ice on my car in the morning

No real snow and prob wont be until jan - feb

[eager igloo]

He didn't yet

[narrow lotus]

Chad

[eager igloo]

Summer must be interesting

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[eager igloo]

I was in Hamburg in June, and sun was still up at 22

And it didn't get quite dark for the whole night

[heady crow]

During summer theres sunlight 24/7. Was weird to wake up at 2am for guard duty and there being no light late summer

[naive bison]

if you're a Nymph from RLCraft, just wanna let you know that i fw you heavy

[eager igloo]

Xal joining iedy's goon club

[heady crow]

🙏

[eager igloo]

CAT

[runic kernel]

Hi Menace Hi Brüno Hi Xalrider Hi Ivan Hi ledy

[naive bison]

not that kind of nymph

[stone blade]

gm

[heady crow]

Hey catboy

[naive bison]

🖕 no

[eager igloo]

HIIIIIIII

[heady crow]

Whats up

[eager igloo]

Im telling Putin u use discord

[naive bison]

i was gonna make a risky joke but i decided not to

so have a very blessed day

:^)

❤️

[heady crow]

Can you bless me too

[naive bison]

hell naw bitch

[heady crow]

Well fuck you

[narrow lotus]

What the sigma

[heady crow]

Im gonna curse your day