🎪bruh-fart

[ruby minnow]

not much changes until you start adding mods

[mossy void]

I looked at their website and it’s effectively:
“This is a mod for tarkov. Download link here, patreon here”

That was days ago i don’t member tho

[ruby minnow]

you only checked the dashboard

[mossy void]

The website isn’t exactly intuitive

[ruby minnow]

you ever tried going into anywhere else?

like maybe the mods section that contains everything?

[mossy void]

Ok so they just didn’t make the website for mobile then

[ruby minnow]

oh you're checking it from mobile?

never tried it from mobile

[mossy void]

Wasn’t planning on downloading it, just wanted info

And on mobile it’s a black screen with a few text boxes and yellow buttons

very bare bones

[ruby minnow]

don't expect much from a team of like 5 people

not a whole lot of people that work on this

and most certainly its not paid

the only payment they get is patreon

[mossy void]

And all that is all well and good
It’s not like any of it matters anyway. I don’t plan on ever actually getting it, since I lack the motivation to play the game anyway

BSG did a pretty good job of screwing that up so far

[fluid heron]

Half of them are working on the game from a trench in ukraine

[mossy void]

Now it’s just space taken up on my hard drive that I haven’t deleted because A: might change for the better and mostly B: it takes fkn forever to download

[fluid heron]

honestly spt gets boring I used an ai mod I can't remember the name of and maxed that shit out and I still got bored

[ruby minnow]

imma be honest with you

tarkov gets boring in general

or the whole extraction shooter genre

[fluid heron]

nah dark and darker is fun as fuck

[ruby minnow]

i haven't played it but i'll take a look probably

[fluid heron]

and hunt showdown back when it was cool

[mossy void]

Yeah the fun is mostly from the learning and improving. But once you’ve learned and improved, there’s not much else

I came, I saw, I conquered. done.

[pale ingot]

for some reason youtube has a fucking Temu shopping section

and it recommended me the romanian flag

wtf

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201167801717620846/1305406790405455954/ScreenRecording_11-10-2024_22-39-40_1.mov?ex=6732ea50&is=673198d0&hm=f743ef2b2225a7c331b8670c415fdca8ff91a763dc6de86561bfdef09d936e52&

[green schooner]

LOL

[river zealot]

Whar

Cheeto

Gm fart

[glad carbon]

@river zealot

[river zealot]

How big is it

In gigs

[glad carbon]

let me check

[river zealot]

How big is it? Does it jiggle?

[glad carbon]

shut up

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

like 7

[river zealot]

Ok i can get it

[glad carbon]

[river zealot]

The only issue we are like 3k kms from eachother

Massive ping

[glad carbon]

meh

its aight

prolly better than stalcraft

[river zealot]

I love stalcraft dude

Beet game on earth

[agile sedge]

Critically underrated meme here

[pale ingot]

the stockholm syndrome is strong with this one

can you give me free 3 quadrillion rubles in stalcraft sir

[glad carbon]

silly lil frog

[river zealot]

i only have 1 mil man

@potent hamlet they added fucking taro cards to sims 4

there is nothing big enough to explain my hate for all this scam bullshit

[visual stirrup]

the "white bitch" update

[river zealot]

[pale ingot]

can you send a merc some racks🔥

[river zealot]

are you on eu even

[pale ingot]

yea

[river zealot]

need ammo?

[pale ingot]

nha

[river zealot]

@digital quartz hows your stalcraft going

[pale ingot]

i use 545

i need materials for a worn ah-6 rn above all

[glad carbon]

@river zealot can you host da cop server

[river zealot]

on what

is it lan

[pale ingot]

but i just grinded a buryat detector and i am ready fo this hoe ass grind

im getting it done within the week

[glad carbon]

u think you need to use radmin

[river zealot]

radmin is good radmin is king

[inland jackal]

Welp, its 7:43

Time for sdalgraft

[river zealot]

does it need steam stalker?

actually nvm i have it

[glad carbon]

no

[river zealot]

im downloading it silly

[glad carbon]

[pale ingot]

daily schedule

wake up
grind stalcraft
cry
sleep

[inland jackal]

No cry

[pale ingot]

yes cry

[inland jackal]

Thats on you

[pale ingot]

damm...

[inland jackal]

Im already in master queue

[pale ingot]

k y and s

[inland jackal]

You are between veteran and master

[pale ingot]

yea

[inland jackal]

Try not to get any crazy weapons unless you want to be in my queue

[pale ingot]

and i still get matched with masters

dawg im upgrading to a worn ah6 then a-545 and then normal ah6

[inland jackal]

Means you are slowly progressing towards master queue

[pale ingot]

thats like my game plan rn

[inland jackal]

Since you broadcast where you are i will be hunting you once you get on my level

I need hamnas dog tag

[pale ingot]

frfr

im not letting you get it (easier said than done)

[river zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYHMovVEsYU

i had to watch it completley to make sure he didnt say any banwords

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-DeAFy0_vs

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hayoY2Ov8PM

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1192180306577473687/1293098611596464128/togif-1.gif

[atomic crane]

we're going back to 1959 with this one boys

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-please-do-not-the-cat-gif-11013093716903899251

[high wing]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mLSo4RqMBwQ @glad carbon

[glad carbon]

hiiii hunter daddy

[river zealot]

hi hunter daddy

[glad carbon]

@river zealot hows the game

[river zealot]

im only 50%

68%

[glad carbon]

poor lil fella

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-3284201032904258120

@coarse bear

[coarse bear]

Whuh

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wizard-binoculars-gif-10250264557196170868

damn missclicked on gif

thank fuck the first gif is civil

[high wing]

Need you to bonk frota and artem with hammers thanks

[coarse bear]

[river zealot]

how did you came out with this nickanem

[high wing]

nickanem

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

call him hunter daddy for us

thanks

[coarse bear]

Clearly you have fans now

Anyway

[high wing]

ugh

did it have to be these two stooges?

[dreamy flax]

No horny for you light_warrior

No horny for you memeg7837

[glad carbon]

he signed my adoption papers

[atomic crane]

my hands shake every time i open my favorites

[glad carbon]

and he doesn't even recognize me anymore

[high wing]

SPEAKING OF FAVORITES @sage rover hahahahaha

good times

[visual stirrup]

what is it filled with?
black man cumming?

[glad carbon]

hiiii anon

[atomic crane]

p!avatar 389511509732229130

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for mynameisanon

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[glad carbon]

hye enor

[sage rover]

https://tenor.com/view/mole-hole-digging-penguin-you-didnt-see-anything-gif-16749598

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232873747242029057/1257538104991027290/1155986368179228672.gif

[upper shore]

Always good to wear an ol' dogtag in case you get vaporized and it's all that's left

[atomic crane]

@upper shore

[river zealot]

i only have 2 gifs i cant post here

but god damn they are my favourite

[coarse bear]

[high wing]

what if the dogtag gets vaporized as well?

[glad carbon]

remember that one time hunter dandy posted a furry smut gif and deleted it thinking no one saw it

[upper shore]

Man if a bomb is big enough their memory will be vaporized too

[glad carbon]

[river zealot]

no ahahhahaah

[upper shore]

Like that shit the indians talked about in the whatever the fuck ancient book

[river zealot]

[high wing]

cause it wasnt me

[atomic crane]

now im gonna remember that time frog snitched

[river zealot]

aha right

[glad carbon]

me when i spread misinfo

🦦

[atomic crane]

evil ass snitch

[low atlas]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1074453271768469564/1193918781202911372/friend.gif?ex=65ae7683&is=659c0183&hm=dcb4f5bdef83b1dc3d08fa12105f485be54701dd7b3fbda919f384efd5b89b80&

[glad carbon]

hi surrae

[high wing]

frosta didnt even know about it till i told him

[glad carbon]

do u wanna play call of pripyat coop with me and artyom

[low atlas]

Helo

[low atlas]

Uh, depends on when

[glad carbon]

know about what

[high wing]

exactly

[upper shore]

monthly ryry remembrance

[atomic crane]

what movie/show is dat

[upper shore]

True Detective, season 1

[atomic crane]

o

[upper shore]

If you haven't seen it yet, I highly recommend it

[atomic crane]

i havent, thanks for the rec

im bored as hell rn so i think i'll watch that

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/army-fist-bump-friendship-army-of-two-the-devils-cartel-gif-6195745

[atomic crane]

badass army of two reference?

[low atlas]

@glad carbon !!!

[glad carbon]

@river zealot

do we invite him

[low atlas]

When are you guys playing anyways

[atomic crane]

no... jork him

[glad carbon]

now

[low atlas]

Da fuck

I don't have it installed

[river zealot]

why not

[glad carbon]

okay... lets wait for the slow moldy fella

clicker mf

[low atlas]

fk u

[low atlas]

It's the moddb one right

[glad carbon]

❤️

[low atlas]

Do I need anything else?

[river zealot]

let me go check and change game lang to eng

[river zealot]

Radmin

[glad carbon]

im bumping it all up to max settings rq

[river zealot]

https://www.radmin-vpn.com

[river zealot]

wath my pc die when i put it to max

[low atlas]

And CoP right?

[glad carbon]

i dont think you need it

just try the installer without it

[river zealot]

no

just the insatller

[glad carbon]

yeah weird i get to like 7% then it stops working

in load menu

[low atlas]

13% for me

i also get

'need to update launcher'

i click confirm, it relaunches

'need to update launcher'

despite running the updater

[river zealot]

why the fuck does it work fine for me

[low atlas]

alright its back to dl'ing

ill make lunch while it cooks

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/the-witcher-witcher_3-shani-wrpg-ginger-gif-24471731

Secret third thing

[river zealot]

hey rat

[eager igloo]

H

[river zealot]

@glad carbon man

you know how wizards live for like hunderds of years

and all they do is get more powerful and rich

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1192180306577473687/1293098611596464128/togif-1.gif

[river zealot]

they hundred percent

have their own p diddy partys

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159975732571807836/1303636841592913962/rapidsave.com_schleem_schleem_schleem-jnfvhktct1zd1.mp4?ex=673268ab&is=6731172b&hm=be751fa8e05d4de8219b8b3dc6118718a34a8ec98e6be227cb75aa51fe5f52b0&

[low atlas]

@river zealot dm me the network details

[glad carbon]

30mb/s download speed 😔

[visual stirrup]

I mean, obviously

but you don't have to point it out

[river zealot]

best i can do is 6

[visual stirrup]

aren't the magic users in the witcher universe freaky?

[river zealot]

in steam its closer to 4

[visual stirrup]

makes sense

[river zealot]

i was gonna mention the other american mental guy

that had the island

but i forgot his suranme

[stone blade]

you tried to fight him lv 1?

[visual stirrup]

epstein

[river zealot]

thats it

they 100% go on the island once a year

[visual stirrup]

They got their own Supergasm thing going on

or whatever it was called

from "The Boys"

[next acorn]

[visual stirrup]

Isn't that just everybody nowadays?

[river zealot]

being furry

[eager igloo]

I levelled few times

[river zealot]

I cast bigger dick

[crimson flame]

sigh...
UNZIPS

[next acorn]

maybe

[visual stirrup]

[quaint ore]

[eager igloo]

Starting halberd is not very good

[upper shore]

goon level: 9999

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-scanning-power-level-powerful-gif-13764091754601976062

[river zealot]

where all my homies at

@glad carbon @low atlas

[inland jackal]

[unreal gull]

I'm not depressed or horny rn.

[river zealot]

@inland jackal join us

[unreal gull]

I am simply happy.

[inland jackal]

p!ew

[foggy mantle]

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[visual stirrup]

why does it look like you're getting ready for a heist?

STRELOK IS DOWN
SCAR IS DOWN
heist failed. we'll get em next time

[glad carbon]

you could be both

[atomic crane]

Fang is in custody!

[inland jackal]

looks familiar tho @river zealot

[river zealot]

xmpe

join

[glad carbon]

yeah its been around

[river zealot]

coop prypat

[unreal gull]

nah fam I'm vibin

[river zealot]

pripyat

[glad carbon]

this is just cop now in it

[visual stirrup]

what is fang from?
I only recognize that name from one of the novels.

[inland jackal]

oh man i gotta install it again?

[river zealot]

how fast is your internet

[atomic crane]

i think fang was one of strelok's boiz

[visual stirrup]

okay

[inland jackal]

send links

[river zealot]

hm

[river zealot]

https://www.moddb.com/mods/x-ray-multiplayer-extension

@low atlas wrong password

[atomic crane]

strelok, fang, ghost, guide, doctor

[river zealot]

Frotter

[atomic crane]

bro its payday but the zone

[visual stirrup]

Multiplayer games on X-ray
an idea even worse than multiplayer games on Creation Engine

[glad carbon]

schleem schleem schleem 🗣️

[low atlas]

ye ye

[visual stirrup]

jfc

[inland jackal]

[river zealot]

@low atlas @glad carbon im gonna rehost mkay

[glad carbon]

NO

it works for me

[low atlas]

it keeps telling me to install CoP multi

[glad carbon]

finally

[river zealot]

OOOH

[glad carbon]

do that then

[low atlas]

i did

[glad carbon]

worm food

[low atlas]

the addon is installed

[visual stirrup]

imagine going back in time and explaining to the ukranian devs all of the unholy shit modders are going to do to the engine

[glad carbon]

did you select it

[inland jackal]

@river zealot radmin as well right?

[river zealot]

yes

[glad carbon]

click the button

[pastel quartz]

Hahah i love arguing with friends at 3am so much

[river zealot]

"so 20 years later someone is gonna mod coop in and its gonna be the biggest thing that happened to the game"

[glad carbon]

wow thats alot

is that you or him

[pastel quartz]

Me

[visual stirrup]

"why would they do that? surely we'd have dozens of games out by then, right?"

"right?"

[glad carbon]

lotta yapping tbh

[inland jackal]

we now wait

[river zealot]

man the only thing i argue about with my friend is who was in fault about us dying in tarkov

and usually its just us calling each other retards and british cigs for 2 min

[pastel quartz]

Yeah, i think im going to go kill myself ngl

[river zealot]

[low atlas]

we vc or wat

[inland jackal]

@river zealot password and radmin name

[pastel quartz]

4 hours of sleep for a monday

[glad carbon]

wait until stalker 2 comes out

[low atlas]

oh weseli is playing

Nvm.

[glad carbon]

[low atlas]

I go back to sleep.

[pastel quartz]

Type shit thx for reminding me

[glad carbon]

[pastel quartz]

God i wish it was like that with them, been years and i still feel like I haven't found the "right" friends for me

[glad carbon]

find some homies in here that live near u

[pastel quartz]

Actually I did once but we fell apart

[low atlas]

i feel you bro

am in the same boat

[pastel quartz]

For the right friend group statement

[river zealot]

we all have 200 ping

which is uhh

weird

[glad carbon]

we make it work

[pastel quartz]

Not the finding friends in here statement

[low atlas]

i live in asia so im not surprised

[glad carbon]

finland is da homie

even if he is kinda deranged

[river zealot]

didnt you move from saudi

dont they hate homos in asia

[unreal gull]

finding real homies aint easy, but it's worth it

[glad carbon]

he was there on business i thought

[pastel quartz]

Like i have a friend i connect with heavy, but we're the kind of friends to care a lot about eachother but talk seldomly about deep stuff instead of frequently playing games together

[low atlas]

i am in asia

saudi is middle east

[pale ingot]

going back to 2010 and showing them what mr grok gamma is gonna turn call of pripyat into will be like feeding a caveman from 100000 BCE a snickers bar

[glad carbon]

is surrae another vietnamese stinker

[low atlas]

fuck do you mean american

[river zealot]

i swear you were saudi man

[low atlas]

californian specifically

[glad carbon]

@pale ingot tbf vro

[river zealot]

or someone else was

[low atlas]

i am

[inland jackal]

hes yemeneze

[glad carbon]

people like snickers bars because of our brain

[inland jackal]

[glad carbon]

it craves fats and sweets

[low atlas]

just dont live there

[pale ingot]

yes .

[glad carbon]

i think a caveman would just think "yes good food" and eat it

[river zealot]

@inland jackal join radmin retard

[glad carbon]

not really an earthshattering experience

[unreal gull]

I've eaten nothing but meat, eggs, cheese, and leafy greens for the past 2 months

[glad carbon]

unlike putting a peasent in a lowrider

[glad carbon]

subwoofers and all

[inland jackal]

im downloading the game

regard

[low atlas]

imagine not going down on some broccoli bidaily

[river zealot]

do radmin in the mean time

[inland jackal]

57%

[formal bane]

e

[inland jackal]

[unreal gull]

I've had broccoli once or twice, it's just not my favorite

[pale ingot]

restrain him and go skydiving with him

[glad carbon]

i think you would make a peasant believe you were blessed by jesus or something if he got blasted by some subwoofers

[low atlas]

yeah, me and a friend are exactly like that too, just talk about shit that bothers us and we move on, barely do shit together nowadays

[inland jackal]

ip doxxed

[glad carbon]

@formal bane twink

[river zealot]

how the fuck do we all have 200 ping

[atomic crane]

serb has internet 10x faster than mine, an american. this is some bullshit

[river zealot]

w is very close and the 2 retards are far away

oh wait w is downloading

[inland jackal]

[eager igloo]

I have a question to yall stinkers
I was asked to find a laptop for me sis
Any recommendations when it comes to brand and cpu + gpu?

[glad carbon]

come touch me vro

[inland jackal]

sweet optics

[river zealot]

i had 11mb before

[eager igloo]

@inland jackal H

[low atlas]

whats the usecase? just general work stuff?

[inland jackal]

[river zealot]

but then the russians came

[glad carbon]

NOT alienware

[unreal gull]

you aint even got 10mbps down? wtf you live in the woods bro?

[river zealot]

for what?

[pale ingot]

whatever one overheats and explodes the fastest idk not a laptop expert

[river zealot]

work?

study?

game?

[glad carbon]

i think HP has some good laptops, maybe had

[eager igloo]

Study + game

[atomic crane]

i have exactly 10mbps (1.2 MB/s) down

[eager igloo]

I guess

[glad carbon]

what games

[eager igloo]

Sis is 10yo

So

[atomic crane]

i live in the middle of the desert

[glad carbon]

oh so like roblox

[formal bane]

I had a group of retards whom I game and stream with all the time. But after a somewhat recent death of someone in the group chat, everyone has been silence since.

[eager igloo]

Yea

[river zealot]

HP Victus Gaming Laptop 15-fa0020ua (8F2S4EA)

[atomic crane]

dont say that loud enough for the mods to hear

[river zealot]

check this one out

thats the one i picked for myself

might be a bit expsnive tho

[inland jackal]

lenovo

[river zealot]

probably need something cheaper if shes 10 yo

[formal bane]

Sad, it's the only group of people I actually connected with after all of my irl were gone

[unreal gull]

ohh, I guess that was MB/s huh

[inland jackal]

ima play mindustry in meantime

[unreal gull]

I'm curious what my speeds are rn

[atomic crane]

ye

[river zealot]

yeah before the war i had

[formal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/true-gif-14423606592036775082

[river zealot]

100 mbps

[eager igloo]

I had lenovos they were okayish

[river zealot]

on both

[pastel quartz]

That sucks, i hope everyone is ok, and may the one who passed rest in peace.

[eager igloo]

I have asus and it works I guess, but it was cheap

[glad carbon]

@inland jackal get in here

[low atlas]

https://i.imgur.com/F83F0cH.png

I ❤️ the CCP

[unreal gull]

wtf who is giving you uncapped upload wow

[eager igloo]

Yea Im not saying price range because idk if it has sensible convertion to other currencies

[low atlas]

dude legit

[atomic crane]

thats called a capitalist utopia

[low atlas]

going from middle eastern internet

to asia

felt like a caveman discovering fire

[atomic crane]

are you actually in the CCP or are you in malaysia

[glad carbon]

i swear my ISP is fuckin with me

[eager igloo]

That's why I asked brands

[glad carbon]

it said gigabit speeds

thats not a gigabit >:(

[low atlas]

jigabit

[unreal gull]

I think the ISP is capping my upload because they don't want me running a server out of my house. I wonder if I ask nicely...

[low atlas]

you misread

[formal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-cat-missile-gif-1164137826700611193

[atomic crane]

the ISP is cappin'

[glad carbon]

@frail scaffold hiii

[low atlas]

i carried my NAS server with me

[glad carbon]

:3

[low atlas]

and im just

[eager igloo]

This one could work its just a little bit over the price range

[low atlas]

uploading everything onto that thing

[frail scaffold]

Hii

[river zealot]

well its more of a gaming one

[glad carbon]

hows it goin stinky

[river zealot]

from what you said she probably wont play anything serious

[unreal gull]

do you just DMZ it on your router to access it everywhere or what

[frail scaffold]

Tired

[glad carbon]

artyom can you beat weseli with a lead pipe

[river zealot]

@inland jackal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDLmYZ5HqgM

[inland jackal]

@river zealot hows my ping now

[glad carbon]

wesli hurry up before i pipe you

[low atlas]

I currently have a VPN set up to access it

[river zealot]

78ms

good

[river zealot]

just dont fist him

[inland jackal]

toldya

[low atlas]

or well, my brothers can

[glad carbon]

im sure hes done it to himself

[low atlas]

now that i think about it i should've kept the server with them

they're gonna take ages to download anything off it

[unreal gull]

at least they can download

[glad carbon]

@river zealot get weseli in here

[formal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-pipe-gggg-banger-godlike-gif-9885189804401680492

[glad carbon]

i need to be sleepin in 3-5 hours

[low atlas]

thankfully they mostly use it to watch shows

so its not too bad for streaming

[eager igloo]

We gonna educate her

So she might

[glad carbon]

get her addicted to stalker SoC

[unreal gull]

what kinda drives you got in the nas

[low atlas]

they aint much

[inland jackal]

@river zealot

[low atlas]

2 TB blue hdds

[river zealot]

dms

[unreal gull]

sounds about right for a home nas

[low atlas]

so 4TBs total, 2 for backup

[unreal gull]

you need some of these lol

[river zealot]

@inland jackal wrong password

make it the first letter is big

[glad carbon]

copy artyoms IP, direct IP join off that

[low atlas]

aw hell no

[glad carbon]

password Frotter

[low atlas]

i stole these drives

i aint paying for that shit

[eager igloo]

I generally only used asus and lenovo laptops

[eager igloo]

So I was wondering if others are good

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/wakey-vro-wake-up-cat-penguin-gif-12583822218625162950

[glad carbon]

can you send me an ssd

[river zealot]

@glad carbon what button is chat

[high wing]

thats crazy

that its real

i remember that one dude that kept scamming ppl that he was working on a coop mod

[glad carbon]

,

[high wing]

we got stalker coop before gta6

[prime zenith]

wata fuck

[unreal gull]

haha coop stalker

[coarse bear]

Inb4 "does this work with GAMMA"

[unreal gull]

they were already asking in newbies chat

[pale ingot]

lmao

[high wing]

why does it somehow weirdly almost look like a DBD mod

[pale ingot]

i can see it

[stone blade]

he's honestly not even worth fighting

[eager igloo]

He can bleed
He can die

And he fucking will

[stone blade]

doesn't give any good shit

unless you want an early halberd

even though theres a better one later down the line

[eager igloo]

OH HELL YEAH

[stone blade]

if you want to kill him for the ackomplishment and dying25 times sure

go for it

he's like the black kindred infront of beast sanctuary

[eager igloo]

I don't need your permission to do dumb shit

[stone blade]

?

I didn't say you need

[eager igloo]

I find myself playing this game like a newbie

[atomic crane]

impotent moment

[eager igloo]

Aka actually using shield

[heavy peak]

https://youtu.be/3lIOhQswCQU

[stone blade]

I did that too

[eager igloo]

And I have fun

Like

[stone blade]

until I realized ,
wait a minute half the enemies in this game can't be parried properly and the timing windows are crap because its a half cooked mechanic

so we roll instead

like a true soulsborne player

[eager igloo]

Im not parrying

Gave up on this, not with med shield

[stone blade]

you can block actually

it does work

with great shields

but takes off huge chunks of stamina

[eager igloo]

Also block and counter

Thats pretty nice too

Actually, greatshield plus halberd sound nice

I never did greatshields

[stone blade]

you can do that too but you need strenght

and you get max 1 hit per rotation

shit is slow as hell

[eager igloo]

You use magic/incantations?

[final cedar]

nice internet

https://tenor.com/bLyf3.gif

[sage rover]

[final cedar]

that 6ms latency is pretty sweet

[dreamy flax]

🔭 All custom emojis I found within 50 messages
Emoji: so_mean
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1294089938308042783.png

[stone blade]

@sage rover ❤️

[sage rover]

https://tenor.com/view/waving-emoji-yellow-waving-emoji-fast-waving-yellow-emoji-gif-2616820770356227063

[stone blade]

i use one

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1294089938308042783.png

[prime zenith]

?

[high wing]

anon is gooning

[sage rover]

nuh uh

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/DpPzWARL67.jpg

[stone blade]

How are you man

[prime zenith]

🙂‍↔️

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/NBP5q2D5P1.jpg

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/xoPRnDlMPW.jpg

[sage rover]

am doin sick
coughing bad

[stone blade]

don't die.

[prime zenith]

the constitution loves everybody

[stone blade]

@eager igloo

this is ze build

[eager igloo]

Weeb

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/brW4e.gif

[stone blade]

and this incant

[glad carbon]

@low atlas are you also loading

nvm

[placid sail]

ck

[river zealot]

cock

[final cedar]

Rad drip man

[river zealot]

i died

so it loaded last save

[glad carbon]

@river zealot im spice pilled

ulcermaxxing

[river zealot]

and now we are soft locked

[glad carbon]

damn do we just restart

[stone blade]

Thanks

[glad carbon]

i think you died as someone did a mission

[final cedar]

rad as in radahn

[glad carbon]

@placid sail we love u vro

if it was 5 person we'd invite you

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/NJdw.gif

[glad carbon]

everyone alt f4

@river zealot

[placid sail]

I'm not playing with W, that mf never shuts up

[river zealot]

hes been very quiet

[placid sail]

the entire Skadovsk will know where we are

[final cedar]

y'all playing stalker coop?

[low atlas]

yeah, quietly switching it to nighttime

[placid sail]

impostor W

[low atlas]

hes lying to you

[glad carbon]

we can kick him

busyli

[low atlas]

I do not condone balkans in my games.

[placid sail]

damn froggert that's cold

[glad carbon]

get me hot

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hornyjail-bonk-baseballbat-kitty-cat-gif-19401897

[final cedar]

so it's like 4 player lobbys?

[river zealot]

@glad carbon oil up and start talking dont be shy lil bro

[glad carbon]

4 max

[final cedar]

funky

[glad carbon]

you can scale to just be coop 2 player

[final cedar]

nice goon squad

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/crunch-cat-luna-eat-gif-3997701764820700221

[final cedar]

scale? you mean default is 4 and you can dial it down to 2?

[glad carbon]

@river zealot i loaded in first

its still fucked

[river zealot]

mkay

[glad carbon]

new save

10 mins in

its fine

[final cedar]

... did you read the documentation

[river zealot]

@low atlas @glad carbon @inland jackal password is 228228

[final cedar]

[glad carbon]

yeah its got unlimited scalability like bitcoin

call of pripyat got me tweakin

[final cedar]

I'm either too over or under medicated to understand if this is sarcasm or not

[low atlas]

blockchain play to earn with roguelike elements

[glad carbon]

its got NFT characters

i bought the strelok token

[low atlas]

NFT hip

[glad carbon]

im in

SSD supreme

[final cedar]

stop yapping rn

[glad carbon]

ill wait for you fellas

[low atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/822538048985497600/1298154970750910474/IMG_4241.png?ex=6732e687&is=67319507&hm=ecdd82597e4be8ab2eeeadfab8846eb1d08111d722b9213ac11bd2857a929f93&

[prime zenith]

hold your horse

[final cedar]

mf making fun of people playing with they dingaling

[glad carbon]

@river zealot oh neat

it saved it

and rolled us back a bit

[crimson flame]

multiplayer stalker???????

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/rdPfetTUa7i.gif

check grok's announce

[crimson flame]

yoooo wtf

[glad carbon]

@river zealot it said someone went down

and everyone was at full HP

gn surrae

@placid sail slot open

[river zealot]

@placid sail join us we unlocked a space

[glad carbon]

[final cedar]

does it sync saves across all players?

[placid sail]

brother it's a fucking work day 11 am

[river zealot]

it only autosaves

[glad carbon]

theres only a server save

but i think you can go into files to delete/ copy saves

[final cedar]

aight. neat

but the way they manage multiple instances joining is pretty coo

is there any authentication besides server pass?

[stone blade]

sheesh

[glad carbon]

@river zealot i think this save is cursed

i think it has a point in the save where it just thinks someone died

and we're before that point

so it takes a bit to happen

idk its magic

[final cedar]

some mf made a wish

[glad carbon]

uhhh idk

i think its "lan" for private servers

but you can just radmin

[inland jackal]

p!yaris

[foggy mantle]

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[pastel quartz]

Dry shaving at 3am because the only thing thats worse than how I feel right now is how I'll feel tomorrow morning if I don't

[visual stirrup]

gotta do it dry?

can't use soap or oil?

[stone blade]

@digital quartz @pastel quartz

GOT HIS ASS

[pastel quartz]

I dont really care anymore

[stone blade]

I didn't even get hit by his attacks I accidentally stood in the lava

[pastel quartz]

Good job ivan, glad you're havin a good time

[stone blade]

Thanks

[low atlas]

with a razor?

[stone blade]

even with low dex

[low atlas]

or a shaving machine?

[stone blade]

I fisted him

[pastel quartz]

Razor

[low atlas]

ougihghg

fuck

[atomic crane]

why dry shave

dont you have water or oil or anything

[stone blade]

Dry shaving is hardcore bro

you're better off using 180 grit sandpaper

[pastel quartz]

A deadly mix of laziness and apathy

[atomic crane]

ur lying

man shut the hell up

[stone blade]

WAIT

I DID THAT ENTIRE DUNGEON

JUST TO REACH ALTUS?

[naive bison]

strokin

[stone blade]

WHEN I HAVE THE MEDALLION?!!?

[naive bison]

freakin

dreamin

[stone blade]

I'm jumping off the cliff bro

[pastel quartz]

Yeah i told you it was the alternative altus route

[naive bison]

i pinched a nerve guys

in the shower

[pastel quartz]

Ouchies

[naive bison]

i was at the clinic today

[stone blade]

nah bro thats mount doom

I can see sauros eye from here

[visual stirrup]

stop jorkin so hard

[naive bison]

the answer: couldn't put on socks without a pain reliever

[glad carbon]

@river zealot I need to reload game

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

my cursor vanished and i cant use inventory because

[river zealot]

ok

[inland jackal]

no cursor

[glad carbon]

go to sleep

[naive bison]

the rothschilds making my nerve get pinched

[glad carbon]

stop gooning

[pastel quartz]

Ok, so that would be the actual logical thing to do so thats probably not what ill do

[stone blade]

MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHO IS LANSAX

[naive bison]

because i am Christ's strongest warrior against Satan

[stone blade]

WTF IS THIS DRAGON

[pastel quartz]

Lanseax? Shes cool

[stone blade]

HE HAS RED LIGHTING AAAAAAAAA

ok he went away

[pastel quartz]

Oohhh thats your first ancient dragon

[stone blade]

phew

[pastel quartz]

She actually

[stone blade]

my bad

[pastel quartz]

There was a character named vyke that fucked it

Not even kidding

Now of course the dragons have humanoid forms too but that makes the story less funny

[pale ingot]

thug it out or you a bitch

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-ultra-ego-angry-gif-7169566606590383465

[pastel quartz]

Type shit

[stone blade]

and to think we've come so far... @pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

I want to write atleast one book before i die

[stone blade]

I'm proud of myself

[pale ingot]

jump. jump. jump. jump. jump.

[stone blade]

getting up to this point was not easy

[stone blade]

precious item ahead
jumping required.

[pastel quartz]

Oh man your at like the 37% mark i'd say

[atomic crane]

try finger

[pastel quartz]

Like way less dlc included

[pale ingot]

jump. jump. you gotta jump. jump. jump.

[pastel quartz]

But, hole

Fort, nite

[stone blade]

behold, dog!

[pastel quartz]

Fake wall ahead
Liar ahead

[atomic crane]

dog?

[pastel quartz]

Only if I had a massive
But, hole

[stone blade]

fake wall ahead , try rolling

[pastel quartz]

Lovable sort ahead

[stone blade]

friend , ahead

[pastel quartz]

Seek pickle

[stone blade]

didn't expect...insert thing here

[civic panther]

jurgan looking at the 5th chaos space marine to fall for cains antics

[stone blade]

my personal favourite was a message at radahn saying "didn't expect weak foe"

[pastel quartz]

Me but unironically

Apart from his meteors shit ass move

[glad carbon]

hii @prime zenith

[stone blade]

I mean sure radahn for seasoned players is ez

for someone whos never played such a game

he is a fucking manace

[pastel quartz]

Hardest part is not making me kms when I get hit by his arrows

[storm stream]

Ivan

[pastel quartz]

Once close up you can fuck him up by hugging close

[stone blade]

hi

[stone blade]

yep

I did that

[storm stream]

Did you see that video where I tagged you?

[stone blade]

rode with the horse up to him dodging and then spammed bloody slash and rolled like a madman

surpisingly I didn't die

[pale ingot]

blows up penis with mind

[stone blade]

third try ez

never worried

[naive bison]

died twice

[high wing]

my fuggin peniisss

[stone blade]

no

[stone blade]

didn't know his attacks

[river zealot]

xal come play coop stalker

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rip-rest-in-peace-gif-17245601518442650288

[pastel quartz]

Uh7hsgshjs I'm starting to get chromatic aberration irl i need to sleep, nighty night chat

[ruby minnow]

which boss

[naive bison]

bro i'm literally ♿ rn

[ruby minnow]

radahn?

[naive bison]

what fucking coop stalker

[inland jackal]

[storm stream]

Dude brews alcohol from Monster.

[pale ingot]

coop stalker dropped fr

[stone blade]

ohthat

I saw it

[naive bison]

bro artem can just take a bus to pripyatr

[stone blade]

radahn

[naive bison]

why does he even play stalker

[river zealot]

when ukraine gets nuked

we will go to the zone

[stone blade]

radahn will always be a manace to first timers

simply because hes that one skill check boss

renalla and godrick are somewhat simple but radahn catches newbies off guard

[ruby minnow]

how about the starter boss?

morgot

[stone blade]

morgot as well

[ruby minnow]

how do you feel about him ivan

[stone blade]

with morgot its a bit different

hes very very early on

so most people who fight him

[ruby minnow]

he has a lot of delays

that's his problem

[stone blade]

aren't going to have decent equipment

most people fight him with basic gear

so he takes a while

and yes fk his delayed attacks

I've enjoyed the optional bosses way more

the crystalines

magma wyrm in caelid

the black knights at night time

way more fun

[naive bison]

@stone blade is this you on elden ring

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/trumpbidendebate-joebiden-trump-yapping-gif-18630555

[formal bane]

my dumb ass kept falling off the edge when I tried to fight morgot

[naive bison]

i need to find the proper gif

one minute

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-kitty-feline-kitten-gif-11096718078078430738

@stone blade

[stone blade]

this is assuming we're looking at things from a perspective of a newbie

first time

[stone blade]

me yes

whoever put the omenkiller in perfumers ruins

right on the right

to keep him hidden

count yo days bitchboy

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-elden-ring-bbw-warrior-gif-57956358647112198

[lyric horizon]

11/11

[glad carbon]

artyom u noob @river zealot

[river zealot]

W took anabiotic

i had to find out

[glad carbon]

stupid ass boy

[inland jackal]

[river zealot]

[atomic crane]

Hey. That's not nice.

[eager igloo]

Do u eat pears from the top or the sides

[atomic crane]

i subscribe to the albert fish methodology

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-gif-6250973632100210017

@pastel quartz what are you doing

[eager igloo]

Ex-fucking-cuse me?

[atomic crane]

damn its actually working huh

badass

[atomic crane]

The bottom is ripe and tender

[eager igloo]

I was happier 5 minutes ago when I didn't know who's that

[prime zenith]

elo

[stone blade]

we have arrived

[prime zenith]

🐂

[naive bison]

o shit its actually coop

[river zealot]

join xal

[naive bison]

15 years prison sentence

[river zealot]

pussy

[naive bison]

ukranian provocation agent

trying to get me in prison

@river zealot what is it even called

also i cant even use discord

[placid sail]

how easy it is to mistake your coop buddies in a fight with npcs?

[river zealot]

xmpe

[river zealot]

there is am ark

mark

you wont mistake

there is friendl fire

[placid sail]

aight that's neat

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/mischievous-emoji-evil-smile-gif-14790095

is that so?

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/sejinming-korean-cutie-korean-seductive-petrichor-gif-21387252

Buon giorno

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-chica-chica-freddy-withered-withered-freddy-gif-15837332305574274688

[naive bison]

freaky fazbear

[naive bison]

post link

i found it

[eager igloo]

Wow Margit is trash

[naive bison]

@glad carbon 4 doritos long

[eager igloo]

Twat

[stone blade]

Lesbian rage incoming

everyone run

[eager igloo]

I lost my souls skill

Kms

[naive bison]

to lose something means you previosly had it

[stone blade]

3 year delayed attack

[eager igloo]

Yea

[inland jackal]

i killed artyom few times

[glad carbon]

@river zealot sorry for party rocking

[river zealot]

stop doing backshots frota

[eager igloo]

Though those golden knives plus underhook keep getting me

[glad carbon]

my ass clapped to loud and woke the bloodsuckers

[eager igloo]

Shit your tongue out

[naive bison]

??

[stone blade]

[ocean shoal]

What kind of lesbian? Porn movies lesbian or woke uni lesbian?

[glad carbon]

@inland jackal right click + skill issue

[grizzled meadow]

Smash

[river zealot]

it jiggled

[ocean shoal]

I can treesome the 1st kind

[eager igloo]

Well

He can bleed

He can die

[glad carbon]

@grizzled meadow oil up with us

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2egxQA4Hn8&t=19s

When?

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/gypex-gif-9545293406910650296

Vegetable oil stinks though

[eager igloo]

Good lord

[glad carbon]

@inland jackal

[eager igloo]

@grizzled meadow can we get rid of this thing finally?

[glad carbon]

@lyric horizon oil up

[lyric horizon]

ok

https://tenor.com/view/noel-noel-deyzel-oil-noel-oil-oil-up-gif-15231228810340005316

[quaint ore]

[glad carbon]

@naive bison

[naive bison]

wot

[naive bison]

whaaaaaaaaaaat

[river zealot]

join cmon

[naive bison]

i dont even know how

i downloaded launcher

now what

@river zealot

hello stalker tech support