🎪bruh-fart

[naive bison]

Over Stalin

[mossy void]

If we fight a big enough war, we’ll never need to fight in a war again

The last war just wasn’t big enough, you see.

[digital quartz]

no better thing to relieve tension than a good ole big war

[visual stirrup]

this is actually true
under falco, the memes come on time

[mossy void]

It’s really funny though, how war is basically just a big fat fuckin timer before going back to what they were doing before, which was talking like rational adults

[digital quartz]

well loss on an unimaginable scale tends to set things into perspective

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1131867690454233169/DOTHEEVOLUTION4K.ia.mp4

[mossy void]

“This conversation isn’t going where I want it, I’m going to punch you in the face”
Gets into a fist fight
“Okay, both said some things we didn’t mean, we can both learn and grow from this”

[pastel quartz]

show?

[final cedar]

Pearl jam

song goes SO hard

and the music video is just

[mossy void]

You’d think that would be the case but it seems to take quite a bit of fuckin loss

Seems like we haven’t reached the critical point yet

As a species

[digital quartz]

idk I feel like AI will try to be all reasonable and shit in an election and therefore lose

[visual stirrup]

you'll probably be turned into paperclips in the attempt

[digital quartz]

we are much more likely to reach the critical point in the other direction

as a species

[visual stirrup]

And I can't get over the fact that Eliezer Yudkowskiy dresses like the arch-redditor

[mossy void]

Yeah, honestly

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/eliezer-yudkowsky-george-hotz-ai-alignment-ai-safety-gif-2309383719188990402

[digital quartz]

🤔 you might be cooking

[mossy void]

All I can do is just pretend everything is fine until it isn’t

[wraith osprey]

dead people are good for the economy

[digital quartz]

are you a gravedigger?

a tombstone maker?

a funeral director?

[wraith osprey]

no
worse
bank tax collector

[digital quartz]

wait what

how does that work?

[wraith osprey]

I just do the stealing
no the thinking

[digital quartz]

you realize you can just reject an inheritance that is burdened by loans right?

[wraith osprey]

its called inheritance tax i think
means i get to steal yo shit if you die

and by I, I mean the banks

[final cedar]

dead people don't buy flat screen TVs, they only vote

[digital quartz]

I think you'd have more success with the living people buying shit on credit

[wraith osprey]

listen man you are doing a lot of thinking right now
can you just agree with me that we need to kill more people please?

[digital quartz]

okay my bad

[wraith osprey]

👍🏿

[digital quartz]

👍

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

Why was I pinged

Guh

I'm a man of peace son

[visual stirrup]

why

are

you

asking

[narrow lotus]

you bf comes in peace

[green schooner]

Hi twink

[pastel quartz]

KITTEN

[green schooner]

Flops name is peace

[pastel quartz]

[green schooner]

[narrow lotus]

🤨

[visual stirrup]

beat me to it

[narrow lotus]

boys, bad news

im getting sick

[green schooner]

Maybe you deserved it

[tidal trellis]

I don't have a bf and never will! I'm straight!!!

[wraith osprey]

Do not involve me with this effeminate skinny man

I LOVE FAT BITCHES

https://tenor.com/view/zangief-zangief-wins-street-fighter-sf6-flex-gif-2580577555889399860

[tidal trellis]

Also get well soon of your cold

[narrow lotus]

Ty flop

Did u see my new desk

[pastel quartz]

mf

[green schooner]

It’s a girl

My lesbian lex

[tidal trellis]

I did not no, I was munching on fried chicken

Lemme find ur desk

[wraith osprey]

your definition of "girl" is dubious at best

[narrow lotus]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[wraith osprey]

now let me remind you

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-elden-ring-bbw-warrior-gif-57956358647112198

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-elden-ring-bbw-warrior-gif-57956358647112198

[tidal trellis]

Good desk, me likey

[wraith osprey]

fuck
beat me to it

[tidal trellis]

This hurts my brain

[tidal trellis]

Goober

[sage otter]

Why does it sounds funny

@lusty sonnet We need your skills

[digital quartz]

🤔

[fading shuttle]

you should pick the "quit game" faction

[digital quartz]

is their logo a giant red X?

[fading shuttle]

yes

[pastel quartz]

CHIKI BRIKI I V DAMKE better

[fading shuttle]

its my personal favorite

[pastel quartz]

[lusty sonnet]

Oui oui

[green schooner]

@pale ingot we need to stop making people play Stalcraft

The disease is spreading

[pale ingot]

nah

let them go retarded

[green schooner]

true

[river zealot]

its @eager igloo

[magic tartan]

humanity is far gone from saving

[river zealot]

stupid rat

get locked inside

@eager igloo silly rat

now you live there

[pale ingot]

if theyre retarded enough to play it after my 5000 warnings not to then its on them

[river zealot]

[sage otter]

#FreeTheShinka

@river zealot next objective is to build a rat park

[stone blade]

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMLETTES HERE

[lyric horizon]

any slovakians ?

[lyric horizon]

Nice

Dont feed her

[stone blade]

I defeated the twin gargoyle

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140410895185477642/1267019381607632946/ezgif.com-added-text_1.gif

Hungarians….

[stone blade]

Time to buy choccy milk

[gleaming grove]

Making Mac n Cheese anyone wants some

[sage otter]

Fine US gastronomy

[stone blade]

@sage otter i got the gargoyles

third try

[stone blade]

[sage otter]

gargoyle these nuts

[pale ingot]

@green schooner so ive been on the grind

anmd

im going insane ...

[sage otter]

Doing good so far

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus we buy choccy milk

i tell my mom
she says: and wheres the beer?

[stone blade]

ty

[sage otter]

How many hours do you have in ?

[craggy wigeon]

I hate trains

[stone blade]

First two times they fisted me without lube

I didnt know the attacks

Third try I killed the first guy in first 40 seconds and the second was alone

I was biting his ankles

[stone blade]

overall? like 50?

40/50

Many of those spent exploring

the game is very pretty

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/frostsworn-gif-15575265931289246845

[green schooner]

that shit is to boring to do

even for me

[sage otter]

Yeah there's lots of wallpaper material

[stone blade]

No camera mode

cringe

[native aurora]

p!yaris

[foggy mantle]

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[narrow lotus]

p!yaris2

[foggy mantle]

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[green schooner]

Hi twink

[pale ingot]

im just watching anime mostly and going on autopilto

but GUESS WHATTT

IVE LOST LIKE 30 BETA TRACKERS

TO STALKERS

[green schooner]

Idk what to tell you

It’s boring

[pale ingot]

so real bro

i also lost one of those special weapon schematics to a group of 4 stalkers

killed 3 of them

[eager igloo]

Rent free

[digital quartz]

not bad not bad

[eager igloo]

For now (So the very beginning of the game) Elden Ring seems like Dark souls 3 that had a good time with sekiro

[stone blade]

Thanks

[eager igloo]

(Why this parrying system it sucks so much)

[stone blade]

because youre not meant to party

parry*

[digital quartz]

at least not all the time

[stone blade]

yes

[digital quartz]

there is some bosses and enemies where its really really good

its also a bit harder than in Sekiro I think

[eager igloo]

I like to parry

[stone blade]

no

roll

lol

[eager igloo]

I block with a shield

[final rose]

@tidal trellis

Hello

[tidal trellis]

Greetings.

[final rose]

[digital quartz]

what happened to Salutations?

[tidal trellis]

I switch between

Depending on how I feel

[digital quartz]

I will not make the joke

[naive bison]

chat im gonna die

[tidal trellis]

Either, hello. greetings or salutations

[naive bison]

this kfc

was too much

[tidal trellis]

What joke??

[digital quartz]

dont worry about it

[stone blade]

[tidal trellis]

I'm worrying about it

[digital quartz]

2x fun

[stone blade]

Sekiros main focus is parrying right you build the parry meter you deathblow the boss 2/3 times he dies
dealing normal damage takes a millenia

with elden ring the main focus is dodging and more or less taking turns with the enemies

they hit , you roll ,
you hit them

rinse repeat

[digital quartz]

yeah Sekiro is like an intense rythm fight

[stone blade]

yes

[digital quartz]

Elden ring is more like a slow dance

[stone blade]

Yes.

precisely

I prefer elden ring more honestly

plus its open world

and saying this alex will have me crucified

but idc to each their own

[digital quartz]

Idk I really like both, they are not super comparable imo because Sekiro plays very different

[stone blade]

theres a few mechanics which are taken from soulsborne games but sekiro and elden ring are nothing alike

[pastel quartz]

I think sekiro is like a rythm game, elden ring is more like an actual song

In a rythm game is just go, go, go, trying to keep up

In a song you have to pace yourself and stay steady

[naive bison]

@stone blade

[pastel quartz]

Both are good

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-abuse-sad-angry-cry-im-sorry-gif-16286115298641241614

[naive bison]

thoughts ivan?

[stone blade]

Both are good don't get me wrong

but they play differently

I simply prefer elden rings flow

[stone blade]

very nice

youre not seeing 30

[arctic pawn]

is nescafé brazilian?

i bet it is

[stone blade]

no

its literally by nestle

[digital quartz]

when you lock in in Sekiro and you really enter that zone perfect parrying a boss and killing them in like 30 seconds it feels so fucking good

[arctic pawn]

yeah but the é on the café

is brazilian portuguese, maybe its based on a brazilian language

[pastel quartz]

Yup, i feel like my analogy was pretty apt

[naive bison]

no, you're not seeing thirty

i will murder you ivan

[stone blade]

[naive bison]

this is a threat ivan

[arctic pawn]

[naive bison]

you are not living to thursday ivan

[stone blade]

man is out to get me

damn

[arctic pawn]

ivan

what a brazilian name

[stone blade]

@pastel quartz @digital quartz

[arctic pawn]

but tis actually russian

[stone blade]

Current build

[naive bison]

this is a direct threat and i will back it p

[digital quartz]

you stole the mans whole drip

[naive bison]

do you actually not know about nescafe?

it's NES

it's NESTLE

idiot

[arctic pawn]

i knwo its nestle

but i meant nescafé

the product

[digital quartz]

nestlé*

[naive bison]

shut yo bitchass up

[tranquil basalt]

looks like elon musk's build a bit

[stone blade]

if I was a boss in elden ring I wouldn't want to fuck with the guy wearing radanh armor

[arctic pawn]

not the company

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-flying-cat-fling-shut-up-gif-8931012358356675065

[digital quartz]

you gotta get your own sauce though

important part of fashion souls

[arctic pawn]

oh yeah true

[stone blade]

tbh I can run naked

[inland jackal]

[stone blade]

for pure intimidation

[digital quartz]

I guess that works too

[stone blade]

no more exalted flesh

we lost

I have to hunt bears now

[naive bison]

chat what if i was strokin my shi with maximum efficiency mid convo

what would you do

[stone blade]

[naive bison]

or rather what could you do

[inland jackal]

[digital quartz]

not the bears

[stone blade]

small bears

not the big ones

those take a beating

[digital quartz]

big body bears

[arctic pawn]

[stone blade]

boars also drop them

[stone blade]

be radahn
literallly a starscourge
have your own festival because youre such a gigachad
fight some tarnished dude
die
become a comet
refuse to elaborate

[digital quartz]

[stone blade]

actual gigachad

[digital quartz]

did you see his little horse Leonard?

[tranquil basalt]

"become comet"

[stone blade]

ye

shit was so funny

I wish he acted like a black knight

kill his horse

he gets on the ground and starts to slow walk

missed opportunity

[lyric horizon]

He fought 20 warriors

And became a comet

[pastel quartz]

wait till you get to the dlc

[digital quartz]

I mean the man does not have feet anymore so thats pretty hard to do

[pastel quartz]

The miquellester bro

[lyric horizon]

diddy arc

[digital quartz]

stop spoiling his pididi arc

[lyric horizon]

We thought its mohg 😔

[pastel quartz]

P diddy makes an apperance in the dlc as a boss

[stone blade]

well actually no

I solod him

[lyric horizon]

Shut up. 90% didnt

[lusty sonnet]

@solar obsidian

[lyric horizon]

That makes it canon

[pastel quartz]

If you could become a comet you would anyman fucking would

https://tenor.com/view/poja-hegde-bikini-gif-15091379610397973932

[pale ingot]

@green schooner so i got killed by a duty guy

and i had a bag of some other merc on me

and of course my own

and guess what

i come back to it

and the duty guy took ONLY MY BAG

WHAT THE FUCK

[pastel quartz]

take off the scoreseal, it is a newbtrap lategame

only is good early on

also put the seal in your left hand and get bloodflame blade

[primal rapids]

Radahn learned gravity magic so he wouldn’t crush his poor horse with his absolute unit weight, the chaddest of chads.

[pastel quartz]

since you're running keen

bloodflame blade basically adds a flat +40 bleed to each hit

[primal rapids]

keen nagakiba with bloodflame blade

OW THE EDGE

[pastel quartz]

tbh radahn is pretty cool but powerscalers ruined him for me long ago

[digital quartz]

I love how in Miyazakis universes you can correlate strength with height

[lusty sonnet]

What are the odds ivan will use Rivers of Blood when he gets it?

[primal rapids]

To be fair, Marika and Radagon were smaller than basically all their kids

[pastel quartz]

ivan can you send an image of your stat spread without the scoreseal? its not bad but could be better

[stone blade]

so what should I replace it with then?

[primal rapids]

Hell I think Rennala might actually be taller than Radagon

[lyric horizon]

Smash

[lyric horizon]

Next question

[digital quartz]

yeah but with them its the power of understatement

[lusty sonnet]

Erdtree's favor amulet

[digital quartz]

I mean more like Gwynn and Vendrick etc.

[stone blade]

wait

[digital quartz]

who are giants compared to their comparable peers

[primal rapids]

Also, Rennala got hit with the nerf bat hard in terms of lore versus gameplay

[pastel quartz]

you're just going for a pure melee right?

[stone blade]

This could be easier in a VC man

but you people never want to vc

[stone blade]

uhh yes

[digital quartz]

💀 wasnt she supposed to be on par with the Golden Order or at least together with the Carian Knights

[pastel quartz]

ivan use green turrtle talisman

[primal rapids]

She was basically the sole reason the Golden Order couldn’t just body Caria and Liurnia

[stone blade]

Stats without the sorseal

[digital quartz]

maybe they just fed her FP potions and she kept spamming moons, comets and laser rays

[primal rapids]

In other words she was at or near Marika’s level without being an actual god

Rennala OP, got nerfed

[stone blade]

renalla?

the knight?

[digital quartz]

or maybe she actually remember that she can summon a fucking dragon

instead of a stupid wolf

[stone blade]

oh that moon hoe

she was ez

[digital quartz]

hmm what do I summon to fight the Tarnished? the dragon? no lets summon a few wolves that should do it

[pastel quartz]

powerscaling moment:
look, its not as simple as her being stronger than marika, that makes no sense tonally and for the plot of the game, its just when you basically have a magical fortress with a shit ton of prep time to do silly magic shit it is going to be REALLY hard to have people break in

[stone blade]

I ignored the dragon

he didn't do anything

[inland jackal]

@stone blade im on my colleagues party
He became a father

We ripped his shirt apart

[digital quartz]

you can beat the fuck out of her before the summons really do much yeah

[stone blade]

thats what I did

jump attacks and one blood slash

2 of em actually

[primal rapids]

Imagine if she started spamming invisible night comets

[inland jackal]

Fuck elden ring, we celebrate

[agile sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/monolith-rp-monolith-garrys-mod-gmod-gif-25804839

[stone blade]

@pastel quartz ?

bro left

[pastel quartz]

ok ivan, 60 vigor, low as possible mind mind, 20 endurance, 12 strength, low as possible in, 12 faith, 10 arcane, and pump the rest into dex and keep pumping dex for the rest of the playthrough

[stone blade]

what?

[pastel quartz]

for your levels

[lusty sonnet]

Stat goal

[stone blade]

you asked about the talismans man

[primal rapids]

Like imagine if ||Gideon didn’t just stand there and monologue but instead ambushed you with a comet azur or night comet alpha strike. He’s supposed to be a conniving old man, a behind-the-scenes guy. Why would he just stand in the open waiting for you.||

[pastel quartz]

oh I already said, green turtle

[stone blade]

oh

sry

[pastel quartz]

you're good

[stone blade]

tutel

[pastel quartz]

but do you know how to respec?

[stone blade]

actually no

dog*

yes

I do

with the moon hoe

in the school

I think with larval things

I have 5

[digital quartz]

ye

[pastel quartz]

ok so 60 vigor is the ideal amount, any more you hit a soft cap. low mind bc you're not a caster, 20 endurance since thats a solid number, 12 strength to use your katana two handed, 12 faith and 10 arc to cast bloodflame blade, and the rest into dex for damage

you can also put some more into endurance as you go if you want

[digital quartz]

you can get more endurance if you want

cooler armor

[pastel quartz]

yeah

endurance is a slept on stat

[deep topaz]

https://fixupx.com/CryptoOnlyCoims/status/1855372261898805684

[stone blade]

I want a bit of mind because I use flame spell

for dmg

I looked it up

the golden buff on the dagger and flame

gives a nice boost

[primal rapids]

Or 25/27 faith if you want to cast golden vow and the better defense buffs without needing temporary faith increases

[digital quartz]

I mean you can level as much as you want so its not like you are hard capped except if you want to do PvP

and even then a SL120 cap is just a gentlemens agreement

[primal rapids]

I really wish the gravel stone seal had a split dex scaling

[stone blade]

guys

after I go to the inverted carian hall

and loot the thing off the corpse

what else do I do?

wiki doesn't say shit

[lusty sonnet]

You go to big tree

[primal rapids]

Have you been to Altus yet?

[lusty sonnet]

Become elden lord

[stone blade]

yes

first thing I did in altus was actually grab nagakiba

I rushed for dectus lift

[primal rapids]

If you’ve been to Altus and you have what was on the corpse, consider going to the Roundtable Hold and giving a hug to a certain someone

It’s a surprise tool that will help us later

[lusty sonnet]

You go to capital and go to big tree

[digital quartz]

have any of you played Drova?

[stone blade]

that one is gone

she murdered a guy with some dagger

in one of the rooms

and I took his armor

[primal rapids]

Okay, then the next step.

Did you go down a big hole and get a knife for a waifu?

[river zealot]

Goodnight brainfart

@stone blade spokoynoy nochi druzhishe

[inland jackal]

No good night

Celebrate for my colleague

[river zealot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5WaSBTP8rqk6YckGobgnkz?si=emWoGJIiSD2Js6oTzu3hjw&context=spotify%3Atrack%3A5WaSBTP8rqk6YckGobgnkz

[inland jackal]

I will rip his shirt for you

[stone blade]

nokron?

I was in nokron yes

[river zealot]

[stone blade]

thats where I fought the gargoyles

and the other deer

[primal rapids]

Did you ride the coffin?

[stone blade]

yes

[river zealot]

Whats he celebrating

[pastel quartz]

also ivan, take a bunch of your consumables your rarely use out of your slots, you can use them straight from the inventory menu

[primal rapids]

Okay so you’ve been to deeproot?

[inland jackal]

He got a daughter

[pastel quartz]

put your physic, torrent, and blue flask in your quick slots

[eager igloo]

Met wife (Melina)

[pastel quartz]

did you go to cum river yet

[inland jackal]

He gotta find 2 more shirts

[pastel quartz]

sellen best girl

[river zealot]

[primal rapids]

Sellen wants to kill my mother-in-law

[pastel quartz]

@inland jackal @eager igloo

I would let sellen choke me

[eager igloo]

@stone blade
"Have you heard of the Finger Maidens?"
Well, fingering maidens is my specialty

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/selen-tatsuki-nijisanji-nijisanji-en-obsydia-gif-24331251

i also love the vtuber selen

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/alre-vtuber-cute-rinrinne39-anime-vtuber-kys-gif-16970019474875428016

[stone blade]

ok

ok

[primal rapids]

Get outta here with that weeb shit we’re talking about Souls weeb shit

[pastel quartz]

ok

[stone blade]

I went to aisnel river

[pastel quartz]

cum river?

[stone blade]

by going to rennas rise and teleporting

[pastel quartz]

go to cum river ivan

[stone blade]

I got her doll

[primal rapids]

Pick up the doll. Talk to the doll repeatedly at site of grace.

[naive bison]

drobinated

😎

[stone blade]

ok

I do that

[primal rapids]

Obey the doll. Pet the doll. Do things to the doll not approved by the Golden Order

[lusty sonnet]

league 🤢

[pastel quartz]

Go to deeproot depths go to cum river

[stone blade]

she said eliminate a shadow

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/selen-tatsuki-explain-skill-issue-selen-tatsuki-explains-selen-gif-24343430

[inland jackal]

No time for hate

We celebrate

[pastel quartz]

celebrate what its no nut

[stone blade]

what does bloodflame blade do?

[inland jackal]

Colleague got a daughter

[pastel quartz]

Im testosterone is rocketing and so is my anger

[pastel quartz]

I WANT MEN

[inland jackal]

[pastel quartz]

fire and bleed

looks cool as hell

[primal rapids]

Weapon buff, adds a bit of fire damage and lingering bleed buildup

[stone blade]

finland said go respect for some reason

[inland jackal]

Treetard

[stone blade]

to use a specific thing

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/4k-caught-caught-in4k-caught-in8k-8k-gif-20014426

we got him

[pastel quartz]

I have no shame

[stone blade]

@pastel quartz

come and tell me what I have to do

[pastel quartz]

what are you doing ivan

[stone blade]

go voice chat 4

[pastel quartz]

i clocked er too yknow

[primal rapids]

Reach the Erdtree through violence, kill ||Marika|| and shatter the throne.

[stone blade]

didn't mean that

he said to respect

[naive bison]

the botlane im against as draven nami

[pastel quartz]

fuk you all

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

respec*

[pastel quartz]

gn

[stone blade]

ok

to get it I need to kill a scarab

apparently

[inland jackal]

The waitress is cute

Chat should i drink

Chat is a party breaker

[stone blade]

I GOT IT

YOOOO @naive bison @primal rapids @pastel quartz

I'm about to fist someone and make them into a shishkebab

[pastel quartz]

told you it was badass

it gives you more damage and more bleed

[stone blade]

the buffs

[pastel quartz]

whats your stat spread look like now?

[stone blade]

lemme hsow

keep in mind

I have godricks rune active

[naive bison]

THERE WILL BE BLOOOOD

SHED

[naive bison]

.

[stone blade]

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

I have one blue flask in case I need to spam it multiple times

but yes this is a mostly physical dmg build

[pastel quartz]

I really recommend the stat spread I gave, it'll be a little nerf to your dps for a bit but will streamline and optimize your build a lot

[stone blade]

mhm mhm

what was it again?

[pastel quartz]

60 vig, 12 str, 12 faith, and 10 arc are the big ones you need to meet certian reqs, then dump the rest into endurance and dex, peferably like 20-30 end and the rest into dex

and keep pumping dex the rest of your playthrough

[stone blade]

60!??!

[pastel quartz]

yes, 60 is the ideal amount, trust me

[stone blade]

I'm barely lv 80 chill out

[digital quartz]

40 is softcap

60 is hardcap

[stone blade]

where do you want me to get 60 from

[digital quartz]

its good to get 40 vigor as quickly as possible and then you can take your time to get to 60

[stone blade]

riiight

well I'm at 40 now

with godrick rune

[pastel quartz]

shave off some dex levels and let dex sit around 30, trust

or dont

up to you really

also dont rely on the great runes levels

use it to top off your build not as a corner of it

you lose the effects on death

[inland jackal]

Colleague is one shirt down

He has 5 more in a bag

[stone blade]

dude

@pastel quartz

this will be nowhere near enough man

I can do 50 vigot

not 60

[digital quartz]

do 40

[stone blade]

45?

[digital quartz]

the gain drops off after 40

and then dramatically down after 60

but before 40 you get a shitload HP

[stone blade]

he said 12 faith

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/_WLJJBeggQ8?si=og6Di224pNmKUEoG

Nije realno nije normalno

Da smo zajedno

[stone blade]

[pastel quartz]

my reasoning is that it just makes things waaay easier, if you have your stats cleared at now you can just dump into dex for the rest of the run without having to micro manage it and come back for help. also the damage decrease isn't that big

[stone blade]

Fair fair
I trust

this look ok?

[inland jackal]

Samo formalno

[pastel quartz]

and 10 arc

[stone blade]

wh-

I HAVE NO MORE POITNS MAN

I'm poor

[pastel quartz]

take some off of dex

[stone blade]

why 10 arcane?

reason?

[eager igloo]

Met other wife (Ranni)

[pastel quartz]

for bloodflame blade

[stone blade]

ooh

[pastel quartz]

it needs 10 arc

[stone blade]

so now its ok?

I can pump rest into dex and endurance?

when I level up

[pastel quartz]

well now you also need to be leveling hp too

[stone blade]

bro

I'm lv 80

I dont have the points to respec how you told me

[pastel quartz]

yeah you do, your dex is just gonna drop low for a bit

[stone blade]

DROP LOW?

[pastel quartz]

which is ok because its like an 18% damage decrease

[stone blade]

18 is A LOT

[digital quartz]

just get 40 vigor and distribute the rest to your liking

[pastel quartz]

chat trust me

[stone blade]

I was able to 5 tap the gargoyle boss with my current build

[digital quartz]

and then get to 60 vigor when you feel like your HP isnt enough

[pastel quartz]

it is, but mid game is easy enough to where that damage decrease doesn't matter

[pastel quartz]

see?

[stone blade]

no

I meant before the respec

[pastel quartz]

I know

mid game is still pretty light work, especially when using a good ash of war like you are doing

[stone blade]

ok I can do like this

no way 51 vigor isn't enough

I was able to survive with 39

[pastel quartz]

the 20% damage decrease for a bit in favor for having streamlined and easy stat spreads is worth it imo

[pastel quartz]

its not about needing 50 right NOW its more about convenience

[inland jackal]

@stone blade the cute waitress is jumping from the music

She has a great bunda

[stone blade]

and me taking 3 years to kill basic enemies will be very convinient da?

fk it I'm gonna trust you

lets see how it will be

[pastel quartz]

you wont though

its like a 10% damage decrease, which is big but not enough to matter mid game when you can still spam ashes of war to murder everything

[stone blade]

so are those stats ok now?

I'm not decreasing my dex any lower

[pastel quartz]

look, this isn't the most efficient stat spread right now, my reasoning is that it'll just be a lot easier in the long run since right now not having a bunch of damage is ok

[stone blade]

51 is perfectly fine

[pastel quartz]

yes

[stone blade]

ok

why is this locked?

[pastel quartz]

mid game bosses are still so shrimpy you can kill them with +0 weapons

[pastel quartz]

part of ranni's quest

like don't get me wrong, this isn't about being the most efficient at your current level, it's just that you're still in the shallow end so you should prepare to make things easier when you go to the deep end

[stone blade]

Gaming

[pastel quartz]

peak

also whats your physic looking like?

[inland jackal]

P!packwatch

[foggy mantle]

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[stone blade]

I dont use that

[digital quartz]

no he wanted a pic of your physique

[pastel quartz]

bro

[stone blade]

[pastel quartz]

do not make the mistake

it is so useful

[stone blade]

dude I eat one exalted flesh

I pop golden vow

and I murder shit

[pastel quartz]

the physick recharges on rest like the flasks, and stacks with all other buffs

it takes like half a second to pop it before a boss

exalted flesh are hard to get

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Opaline+Hardtear
https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Greenburst+Crystal+Tear
here, these are good tears to use that you can get right now

fit your build nicely

free extra stamina regen and damage resistance for like 5 minute

you are missing out SO much by not using the physick

[stone blade]

lemme check

[pastel quartz]

I dont know why you wouldn't use it

[stone blade]

I didn't know how to

mister

[dapper stirrup]

Look what i got my hands on

[stone blade]

almost as If I've told you 5 times now to join me when I play in the VC

[primal rapids]

Nonstop nut november

[pastel quartz]

you go to your grace and select the tears you want, you can use 2 at once, then drink it when you want to use it

the buffs normally last a few minutes, and it recharges on rest

[stone blade]

I have these

[pastel quartz]

My social battery is completely drained right now

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cornetto-trilogy-hot-fuzz-swan-gif-8690048636503429836

[stone blade]

thats fair

[arctic pawn]

hot fuzz my beloved

[pastel quartz]

the hp one is meh, but the stamina one is good

but yeah, follow that wiki and kill the two dudes and use those, will make your life way better

you already have good damage res so the opaline one will make you even tankier

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-binky-zoomies-snowball-bunny-gif-12603676718404936109

[pastel quartz]

and you already have stamina regen up so the greenspill will make stamina a non issue with how quick it'll regen

[stone blade]

he killedme instantly @pastel quartz

you lied

this guy

takes like

100 points of dmg

[pastel quartz]

uh really?

[stone blade]

YES

I buffed with golden vow

[pastel quartz]

what upgrade is your katanna?

[stone blade]

+17

[pastel quartz]

wtf

[stone blade]

what up now?

mister spec into vigor

I barely death damage to him

[pastel quartz]

thats wierd, I normally curb stomp the enemies without getting hit so I cant relate

[stone blade]

even with my ash of war

[pastel quartz]

my last playthrough I did morgott with a +0 weapon at like level 40 so idk what to say

just dont get hit

but unironically

tree avatars have really readable moves

[inland jackal]

Dmd s5 surely nothing bad will happen

[pastel quartz]

only hard one is their projectiles

[pale ingot]

@green schooner @inland jackal most powerful convenant

[primal rapids]

I usually kill both avatars in Caelid at like level 30 because they’re super predictable and weak to fire

[narrow lotus]

p!yaris2

[foggy mantle]

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[restive eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1183166715689967756/1304980751606878228/attachment.gif

[stone blade]

wow bro @pastel quartz

cool dmg

Yeah

spec into vigor

your dmg will be fine

just trust me bro

you deal ok dmg

[pastel quartz]

same, their only crappy move is golden land since it is hard to dodge

[stone blade]

18% is not a lot

[pastel quartz]

kid named negativity bias:

[stone blade]

I threw everything at him

he didn't take any dmg

even with buffed katana

and everything

[primal rapids]

(X) Doubt

[stone blade]

so respeccing at this level was a mistake

[pastel quartz]

I think that would be the same results even with that 18% back

[primal rapids]

I’ve killed that avatar at near base level with a +6 Erdsteel Dagger

[inland jackal]

[pastel quartz]

google en negativity bias
holy hell
new response just dropped

[stone blade]

[inland jackal]

He da weakest

[stone blade]

also the big rot thing is kinda not possible to dodge

he throws it 5 miles away

[pastel quartz]

it is, you gotta dodge in, to his side

[primal rapids]

Why would you ever be at range

Literally just strafe around his fat ass

[pastel quartz]

play aggressive, rolling away gets you hit most the time

[naive bison]

calling draven op

😎 enemy bot was talking shit

[pastel quartz]

when you play really up close to tree avatars many attacks straight up go over your head and miss

[naive bison]

that's the absolute dogshit kindred that didn't do anything the whole game btw

we got soul and 2 barons

[stone blade]

I got the second

[inland jackal]

U nove ture u avanture

[primal rapids]

Most bosses larger than you have less options to hit you with if you’re basically hugging their shins

[pastel quartz]

just had the best chicken sandwich of my life man

[fading shuttle]

fuckin lets play fart

we got ham talking about stalcraft, xal about league, ivan about elden ring

[pastel quartz]

yeah, a lot of them spam hard moves to if you try to zone, like godfrey

[inland jackal]

Ponudi mu ljubav samo vjestije
Kod mene ne pale zene bestije

Jedi govna alex

[pale ingot]

also

[pastel quartz]

and malikeths REALLY scary moves are hard to avoid if you don't try to stay near his rear

[stone blade]

lemme try again

I got the other one though @pastel quartz

[pale ingot]

getting the north trackers took literally 2 mins @inland jackal @green schooner

[stone blade]

he died much quicker

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/8jL32GteL84?si=0T9n1E63XyNgkoIy

[primal rapids]

Imagine trying to fight ||Promised Consort Radahn|| from range

[pastel quartz]

the one further east, is part of dragonbarrow, which has really high scaling

[inland jackal]

Second shirt down

[stone blade]

this ok?

[pastel quartz]

man I hated that fuck

[stone blade]

you told me to kill him

[primal rapids]

Dragonbarrow is basically endgame level scaled

[stone blade]

literally the 2 links

[pastel quartz]

it's eh, the fire damage boost is going to be like 15 more points of damage

[pastel quartz]

I did

my two statements are not mutually exclusive, he is endgame, AND you should fight him

[primal rapids]

Yeah, if you’re complaining about the easier Caelid avatar the other one will probably stomp you

[naive bison]

@inland jackal thoughts on draven

[stone blade]

the other one did stomp me

[inland jackal]

Big dmg, too sweaty

[pastel quartz]

no the hard one is the one that killed him

[stone blade]

he is super tanky

[naive bison]

i like him, i'm not good at him but i still do well most of the time

[stone blade]

this guy here

the east one

[pastel quartz]

lock in ivan trust, play close

[stone blade]

so

when he does his vomit of shit? I dodge sideways?

or into him?

cuz I thought its a circle

[pastel quartz]

when he slams his staff right into the ground hes doing a projectile barrage, back up just a little and run around him

[pastel quartz]

yes, get under him while he is in the air and last moment dodge to his side

[pastel quartz]

he might attack while you are running from the projectiles, you'll have to time a dodge

[primal rapids]

Play reactively. Wait for it to finish its combos to get hits in unless you’re confident you can get hits in and still have time and stamina to dodge

[stone blade]

BRUH

HE

WTFFFF

HE DID THE ROT

AND GOLDEN LASER AT THE SAME TIME

HOW DO YOU WANE ME TO DODGE THAT

WTF

[paper schooner]

just parry everything lol

[stone blade]

FINISH ONE ATTACK FIRST OYU BASTARD

[pastel quartz]

the boss cant be parried

[paper schooner]

skil isue

[stone blade]

he did 2 different attacks at the same fucking time

ALO

[sage otter]

@pastel quartz

[primal rapids]

I'm not enough of a galaxy brain timing master to parry reliably.

[pastel quartz]

it's aight ivan, just takes a bit to get used to

hated his moves at first too

[primal rapids]

My old man bones can't move that fast and my old man brain can't memorize attack timings that well, sonny

[inland jackal]

He does have big base damage

[stone blade]

dude

[inland jackal]

Try to use that in early pokes

[stone blade]

he does ONLY THIS ATTACK

like what

he stomps

and fires shit

it lingers and he does it again

[pastel quartz]

yeah he spams the laser if you zone

[naive bison]

...i know how to play him

[stone blade]

on the other side

[stone blade]

no

he does only AOE attack

but when I dodge behind

he does it again

[pastel quartz]

ivan I can join vc and stream my fight if you wanna see how I fight him

[stone blade]

and then its all around me

wtf

[pastel quartz]

I wont talk though, too lazy

[ocean shoal]

Wheres the brazilian

[stone blade]

thats bullshit dude

[ocean shoal]

I want to call him racist names

[inland jackal]

You dont

Neither do i

[naive bison]

i do

[inland jackal]

Only t1 knows

[naive bison]

i always had decent games on droben

i think i'm racist enough to get a dmg boost

his build path is kindra crazy rn

it's uh

bloodthirster into collector into t2 boots

i just kinda build BT then buy a single boot

[inland jackal]

I do collector boots ie

[naive bison]

then finish collector then finish boot

BT is nice for laning

[lone cedar]

https://fixupx.com/empanangro/status/1855687919971017173

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784487027063914499/1305249975780769895/ssstik.io_vityamykytiuk_1731169545625.mp4?ex=67325844&is=673106c4&hm=f638d6e0eda72db4348358edf210486ed43af0473adce82571360bb74efb5302&

[naive bison]

@primal rapids

that's the video you posted

[tidal trellis]

heartburn :( not fun

ow

[naive bison]

oh no

the spicy kfc

it's coming

i can feel it

[naive bison]

i can pull it out for you if you want

:)

[tidal trellis]

no

do not pull out my stomach

[sage otter]

You ate like 1kg of fried chicken

[naive bison]

he didn't

i did

[sage otter]

Wtf

[tidal trellis]

I did too

goober

[sage otter]

He needs proteins dude

[tidal trellis]

I also had fried chicken

[naive bison]

i have a 10% KFC discount card

[sage otter]

He's like 30kg

[naive bison]

😎

[sage otter]

Leave him food

[naive bison]

they fucked up my brother's order once

and now i just save 10% off every order

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sweeney-boobs-tits-hot-sexy-gif-18286414

[naive bison]

kfc got my vote if it's ever running for election

MOOOOOOOODs

WHY IS THERE MASSIVE MILKERS ON MY SCREEN

GET EM OFF

[ocean shoal]

Cuz i'll turn you into heterossexual men

[glad carbon]

oil up @wooden surge @river zealot @high wing

[naive bison]

bitch it's not gei to not want sex 24/7

time and a place

retar

[tidal trellis]

wow xalrider really is a twink, I thought they were joking

guess not

[visual stirrup]

that strelok pfp is already half way to being a coomer soyjak

[naive bison]

i know YOU'RE not talking

[ocean shoal]

Prison 4 you has showetime

[tidal trellis]

man I'm just suffering from heartburn

I'm a victim in this

[naive bison]

good

[naive bison]

crybully

[wooden surge]

When

[naive bison]

@glad carbon did you just wake up

also

@glad carbon

[wooden surge]

@tidal trellis oil up twnk

[ocean shoal]

Just drink antiacids

Or 2 shots of vodka if you are a man

[tidal trellis]

HUH

[visual stirrup]

kreo is feeling romantical

https://tenor.com/view/behind-scary-jumpscare-math-teacher-gif-25119908

[wooden surge]

Are you illiterate?

[glad carbon]

like 2 hours ago

[visual stirrup]

surprisingly, no
he just has no ability to recognize patterns

[naive bison]

i was wondering why my mood was bad 2 hours ago

the ancient evil awoke

[wooden surge]

So the same thing

[tidal trellis]

tell him I aint interested

I'm straight

[glad carbon]

shut up twink

[naive bison]

kys

[wooden surge]

I won't compete with your bf, don't worry

I'm chill

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/sydney-sweeney-gif-16695226216115129716

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

level 2 jg gank on toplane YIPPIE

I LOVE GALAXY GAS

[wooden surge]

Frota

[tidal trellis]

bruh..

[wooden surge]

Flopper just stop denying

Won't fuel their delusions

[naive bison]

my perfect match length

die once, say game is lost

[wooden surge]

Died and still was able to remake???

[naive bison]

yeah someone was afk

[wooden surge]

Huh, I thought if first blood was drawn you can't remake regardless

[naive bison]

WE ARE TURBO CLIMBING

(it's all unranked)

[tidal trellis]

Denial would mean its true but person is being delusional

goober

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis tonight no calling you twink

Tonight we celebrate

[pale ingot]

hi twink @tidal trellis

i did not read weseli's message right above my own before typing this

[wooden surge]

Who said it's not true

[inland jackal]

From me, idfc about you

[wooden surge]

@inland jackal

[visual stirrup]

you're roughly on the level of a guy trying to explain that he isn't schizo
but there's nobody in the room
he's been talking to his hallucination for two hours

[tidal trellis]

whatchu celebrating