#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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pastel quartz
magic tartan
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p!grok

foggy mantleBOT
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pastel quartz
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Now the picture is slightly funny

lyric horizon
pastel quartz
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Spam ping grok?

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No

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Bad

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Bad banjo

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You do it w

magic tartan
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you have limited time

pastel quartz
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hmmtakenote I will take your brain for study @pastel quartz

magic tartan
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make sure you spend it wisely

inland jackal
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i gotchu tree

stone blade
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@inland jackal @narrow lotus @frail scaffold @naive bison

magic tartan
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damn real chad

pastel quartz
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WHAT THE SIGMA

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||Piss||

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Ohhhhhh

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I figured it out

stone blade
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fucking tape on the headlightkekl kekl kekl kekl

magic tartan
pastel quartz
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No

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||||

inland jackal
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test lol

pastel quartz
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Yea

inland jackal
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is basically the command

pastel quartz
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LOO||LLLLLLL||

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retard

inland jackal
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the forbidden word

pastel quartz
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I am retarded

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They should give me a roll

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That just says

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Retard

stone blade
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@pastel quartz assalamu aleuikum

pastel quartz
inland jackal
inland jackal
pastel quartz
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Its not forbidden

inland jackal
inland jackal
pastel quartz
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The only thing u was warned for was

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N

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I said n

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I didtn mean to either

inland jackal
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jar jar twinks

pastel quartz
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Oh i also said i was going tingey racist

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FUCK

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How

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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Big

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I forget

inland jackal
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like this

pastel quartz
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Mine is bigger

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I did #911#

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Oops

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What the sigma

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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#I did 911#

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Unfunny

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Mr

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I am going to ||touch|| you

inland jackal
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@coarse bear someone is doing 911

pastel quartz
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NUHUHH

inland jackal
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ples interveene

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pause l4d2

pastel quartz
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there was no slash

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I am going to contact dry for gamma support outside the server

inland jackal
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he knows better

pastel quartz
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What is a josta

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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@weary kindle hey babe

inland jackal
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in dm

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you regard

pastel quartz
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No

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Im waiting for grok to reply

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And be like

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Aha funny guy so cool and funny

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Very loved

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You asshole @inland jackal you were instigating this

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I will not peel you eyes out today

inland jackal
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do it the right way

pastel quartz
inland jackal
stone blade
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TIME FOR ELDEN COCK

pastel quartz
inland jackal
fading shuttle
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
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Oops

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woah

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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I did the code thing

pastel quartz
inland jackal
pastel quartz
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Monkey

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Monkey





















inland jackal
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p!banana3

foggy mantleBOT
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pastel quartz
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you think you’re fucking funny?

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Brainfuck

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May say nword

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Or

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Hello world

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||shit myself||

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You csnt spoil in the thing

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It just does that

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What

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Oh

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Yeah

stone blade
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off to fort faroth we go lads

pastel quartz
#
include <stdio.h>

int main() {
    printf("H\n");
    printf("e\n");
    printf("l\n");
    printf("l\n");
    printf("o\n");
    printf(",\n");
    printf(" \n");
    printf("W\n");
    printf("o\n");
    printf("r\n");
    printf("l\n");
    printf("d\n");
    printf("!\n");
    
    return 0;
}
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Guys i did it

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I lented c

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C8

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(C8

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I wonder if i can do this

ocean shoal
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59009

pastel quartz
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@nofayse

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Weird

inland jackal
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include <stdio.h>

int main() {
    printf("H\n");
    printf("e\n");
    printf("l\n");
    printf("l\n");
    printf("o\n\n");

    printf("W\n");
    printf("o\n");
    printf("r\n");
    printf("l\n");
    printf("d\n");
    printf("!\n");
    
    return 0;
}
ocean shoal
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Now turn you phone upside down and read the numbers again

inland jackal
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this one is better

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more optimized

ocean shoal
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59009

pastel quartz
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Optimize is wild

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Its 10am

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I have to do yard work

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Have not slept

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@inland jackal

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#include <iostream>
#include <type_traits>
#include <utility>

template<int...> struct IndexSeq {};

template<int N, int... S> struct GenerateSeq : GenerateSeq<N - 1, N - 1, S...> {};
template<int... S> struct GenerateSeq<0, S...> { using type = IndexSeq<S...>; };

template<char C, typename T> struct CharHolder { static constexpr char value = C; using Next = T; };
struct EndChar {};

template<const char* Str, typename Seq> struct StringBuilder;
template<const char* Str, int S, int... Rest>
struct StringBuilder<Str, IndexSeq<S, Rest...>> {
    using type = CharHolder<Str[S], typename StringBuilder<Str, IndexSeq<Rest...>>::type>;
};
template<const char* Str> struct StringBuilder<Str, IndexSeq<>> { using type = EndChar; };

template<typename T> struct Printer { static void print() { std::cout << T::value; Printer<typename T::Next>::print(); }};
template<> struct Printer<EndChar> { static void print() {} };

constexpr char HelloWorld[] = "Hello, World!";

int main() {
    Printer<typename StringBuilder<HelloWorld, typename GenerateSeq<sizeof(HelloWorld) - 1>::type>::type>::print();
    std::cout << std::endl;
    return 0;
}
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Mines better

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More optimized

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Hanging myself

lone cedar
pastel quartz
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What the fuck

lyric horizon
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I dont speak autism

wraith osprey
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they communicate in C (and its close derivatives) exclusively

pastel quartz
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It is simple wau to primt hellow world

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C+++++++*=_-

river zealot
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@inland jackal what do i put for walls

inland jackal
stone blade
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lets goooo

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second ancient spirit killed

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fk this ice fire attack

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so cringe

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tbh with golden vow and one meat to give me dmg

pastel quartz
stone blade
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he went down pretty quickly

pastel quartz
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What

stone blade
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not a bad build with the katana

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not bad

pastel quartz
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Ohh

lusty sonnet
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the long katana

pastel quartz
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Dude i beat the game with base katana

stone blade
stone blade
pastel quartz
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Ok?

stone blade
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you can beat the game with any weapon you want

pastel quartz
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No shit

stone blade
pastel quartz
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I have done every weapon besides daggers

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I tried

stone blade
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good for you

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I guess

pastel quartz
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Wanted to kill myself takes too long

lusty sonnet
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base katana is objectively better than nagakiba as well

stone blade
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mmm

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theyre equal I'd say

fading shuttle
pastel quartz
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I started as samurai and ended as samurai

sage otter
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"Hey i'm enjoying this first playth-"
** I BEAT THE GAEM WITH EVERY WEAPON TWICE WITH ONE HAND IN THE BACK**

pastel quartz
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Until i ass roped with two great swords

wraith osprey
fading shuttle
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why enjoy elden ring when you could be enjoying sekiro

lusty sonnet
pastel quartz
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I gotta. Video of my killing radahn in like 10 seconds with bleed that was fun

sage otter
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Tho he saw nothing of the game yet

fading shuttle
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ivan is retarded

sage otter
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mhm

stone blade
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bro

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I want to play elden ring

pastel quartz
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I think i stopped plsying lvl 500 somthhing i was going for max lvl and it was disgusting

stone blade
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jesus

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you people

pastel quartz
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Play

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Monkey boy

lusty sonnet
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bonk build goes hard as well

pastel quartz
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Yes

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It does

stone blade
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HAHAHA

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HE FELL DOWN

fading shuttle
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i cant believe you would insult gta san andreas like that

stone blade
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LMAO

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HE did the wing thing

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and yeeted himself

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off the cliff

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LATER BOZO

pastel quartz
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Skill issue

stone blade
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on his part yes

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big one

pastel quartz
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Yes

stone blade
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wtf bro

pastel quartz
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Bro saw the armor

stone blade
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he did not want to tackle with the guy wearing the remains of radahn

pastel quartz
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Speed run

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Rn

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Sub 20 seconds

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Or bad

pastel quartz
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Radahns horse is canonically the strongest boss

stone blade
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when the head so good you pull out one of these

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so I'm in nocron rn

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this place scary

pastel quartz
fading shuttle
stone blade
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ok that second dude

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bodied me

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wtf

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with the spear

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damn

stone blade
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Look at him

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bro is standing there

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MANACINGLY

pastel quartz
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I said bad word sorry

stone blade
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got him

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A SOMBER 6?!?!?

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THATS IT

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KYS

pastel quartz
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I said slur and they did not like that i did not know that was a thing u til now

stone blade
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I'm like

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hmmm this area is too big with no enemies

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and then I look up

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I know what that thing is

pastel quartz
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Love that guy

stone blade
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I've seen one in caelid

pastel quartz
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Ur under ground?

stone blade
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I'm about to get fisted

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nokron yea

pastel quartz
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I eont spoint the fight dw

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Enjoy

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Spoil

stone blade
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no grace sight?

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damn

pastel quartz
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It gets worse

stone blade
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I'll rest at the grace sight

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and then see

pastel quartz
stone blade
pastel quartz
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Wild

stone blade
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lets level up first

pastel quartz
river zealot
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@inland jackal @stone blade this good?

stone blade
river zealot
stone blade
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sure?

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retard.

river zealot
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good

stone blade
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Bruh i literally missed

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all of noktor

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because I didn't look

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TO THE LEFT

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also

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took me this many hours

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to realize

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lanterns point the way

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you should go

pastel quartz
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well done

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My tooth hurts

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same

stone blade
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BALL

pastel quartz
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testicle

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I dont know if i should sleep now or suffer for 10 more hours

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
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all nighter

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I said the f word

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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How is gae a slur

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Bro

stone blade
stone blade
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
stone blade
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wait this ball is an enemy?

pastel quartz
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No

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Banned

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The one tword someone of homosexuality

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I cant say gea either

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Apparently

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That’s literally a word in the dictionary

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š Gay ( | Ι‘eΙͺ )

  • Homosexual or arousing homosexual desires
  • Offering fun and gaiety
  • Full of or showing high-spirited merriment
  • Someone who is sexually attracted to persons of the same sex
  • Bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer
pastel quartz
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Anything can be a slur

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If you say it with enough hate

final cedar
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yapping levels critical

pastel quartz
inland jackal
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Stop being a cigan @pastel quartz

final cedar
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weeb redneck

pastel quartz
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What is a cigan

final cedar
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lmao

pastel quartz
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Im mot a redneck

inland jackal
final cedar
pastel quartz
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Sister dad*

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2024

pastel quartz
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No

final cedar
pastel quartz
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Jesus

inland jackal
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Chad character

pastel quartz
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perish

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See what i mean powder doesn’t even know me bro im beinf targeted

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I swear w got people coming in here just to call me a redneck

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His name is steve

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Steve

stone blade
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ok ball killed

stone blade
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TESTICULAR TORSION

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ACTIVATE letsgooo

inland jackal
pastel quartz
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I got opps in brain fart

final cedar
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cock withdrawal made him act unwise

pastel quartz
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dont use my name in vain

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Tree your pfp is terrifying

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your is cannibal

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ–Ό Avatar to unwiseandmysticaltree

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

tidal trellis
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Brainfart reallllly missed me it seems

final cedar
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did this mf just insult tree's pfp?

tidal trellis
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Without y'all go crazy kek1

dreamy flaxBOT
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
tidal trellis
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Smh brainfart

final cedar
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you gonna turn into the brainfart bully victim if you don't change your ways

tidal trellis
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I taught you better

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Clearly, you guys don't take my lessons into account

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Smh

pastel quartz
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Can i get a dwink

tidal trellis
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a what

pastel quartz
inland jackal
pastel quartz
final cedar
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near fatal cum withdrawal caused yapping levels never seen before

tidal trellis
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Eugh

potent hamlet
pastel quartz
final cedar
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even flop is appalled

tidal trellis
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The heck is that

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Are you going into battle Osaka

red glade
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Might stop a .22

pastel quartz
red glade
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might....

potent hamlet
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@river zealot do you know this Hockey team?

pastel quartz
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silly

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Might

tidal trellis
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Man I wonder

potent hamlet
storm stream
inland jackal
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@pastel quartz i have a line flop will never say

pastel quartz
inland jackal
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I ran out of shaving foam

digital quartz
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and raw dog it

final cedar
pastel quartz
tidal trellis
pastel quartz
zealous elm
tidal trellis
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Also do I look like maja to you

potent hamlet
inland jackal
tidal trellis
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Rhetorical question, answer is no

zealous elm
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shaving your beard clean off is gae af

pastel quartz
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Wtf is a maja

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
zealous elm
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yes it is

tidal trellis
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It's normal to do it

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
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❌

grizzled meadow
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@dreamy flax translate "sharp knife" in Latvian

dreamy flaxBOT
grizzled meadow
tidal trellis
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Man where's my food I'm starving Wahh

red glade
tidal trellis
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Also hi Falco

broken pebble
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HI FLOP gCatWave

grizzled meadow
dreamy flaxBOT
# grizzled meadow I don't get it, explain

Sure thing! The phrase "sharp knife" translates to "ass nazis" in Latvian. Let's break it down:

  • Ass means "sharp"
  • Nazis means "knife"

So when you put them together, you get "ass nazis" which means "sharp knife". If you have any more questions or need further clarification, feel free to ask! πŸ˜ŠπŸ”

tidal trellis
grizzled meadow
dreamy flaxBOT
# grizzled meadow Clearly, I don't own an air fryer

No air fryer, huh? 🍳 No worries! There are plenty of delicious meals you can whip up without one. What kind of dishes do you enjoy cooking? Maybe I can help you find some recipes or cooking tips! 🍽️✨

digital quartz
river zealot
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im not big into sports

red glade
digital quartz
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well I guess you survived the bullet

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
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Dog

pastel quartz
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Yeah he dead

red glade
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Can potentially survive 3 broken ribs. In combat makes it tougher but adrenaline is a motherfucker.

potent hamlet
tidal trellis
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Man

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
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That ruined my mood, why

river zealot
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@potent hamlet no its not

pastel quartz
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kys

river zealot
pastel quartz
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Flop is the only person to not call me mean words

potent hamlet
river zealot
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what is this

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danish?

final cedar
grizzled meadow
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@dreamy flax give me a risotto recipe for @pastel quartz

dreamy flaxBOT
# grizzled meadow <@267941509272174592> give me a risotto recipe for <@456226577798135808>

Here's a delicious risotto recipe for you to share with @fair nacelle! 🍚✨

Creamy Mushroom Risotto

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup Arborio rice
  • 4 cups vegetable or chicken broth (keeping warm on the stove)
  • 1 cup white wine (optional)
  • 1 cup mushrooms (sliced; any variety you like)
  • 1 small onion (finely chopped)
  • 2 cloves garlic (minced)
  • 1/2 cup Parmesan cheese (grated)
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • Salt and pepper (to taste)
  • Fresh parsley (chopped, for garnish)

Instructions:

  1. SautΓ© Aromatics:

    • In a large pan, heat the olive oil and butter over medium heat.
    • Add the chopped onion and cook until translucent.
    • Stir in the garlic and mushrooms, cooking until the mushrooms are soft.
  2. Toast Rice:

    • Add the Arborio rice to the pan, stirring to coat the grains with the oil. Cook for about 2 minutes until the rice is slightly translucent.
  3. Add Wine (if using):

    • Pour in the white wine and stir until it's mostly absorbed by the rice.
  4. Cook the Risotto:

    • Start adding the warmed broth one ladleful at a time, stirring continuously. Wait until the liquid is mostly absorbed before adding the next ladleful.
    • Keep this process going for about 18-20 minutes until the rice is creamy and al dente.
  5. Finish:

    • Remove from heat and stir in the grated Parmesan cheese. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
    • Garnish with chopped parsley before serving.
  6. Enjoy:

    • Serve hot and enjoy your creamy mushroom risotto! 🍽️

Feel free to customize this recipe by adding other ingredients like peas, asparagus, or chicken. Happy cooking! πŸ˜ŠπŸ„

pastel quartz
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People literally enter this chat just to call me a slur

river zealot
zealous elm
digital quartz
zealous elm
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all that effort

red glade
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Risotto is just wet soggy rice, fite me

pastel quartz
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@dreamy flax how do unclog septic tank

pastel quartz
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Fuck

final cedar
river zealot
grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
potent hamlet
zealous elm
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id like to call you a slur but we in the chinese firewall or smth i cant without getting banned

pastel quartz
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😞

wraith osprey
pastel quartz
grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
sage otter
grizzled meadow
digital quartz
potent hamlet
grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
potent hamlet
red glade
grizzled meadow
potent hamlet
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Swedish hockey team

digital quartz
pastel quartz
placid sail
digital quartz
pastel quartz
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I cant stop sayinf the r word

tidal trellis
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who

digital quartz
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real easy

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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Nuhuh

potent hamlet
grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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Okie dokie

final cedar
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lol

digital quartz
pastel quartz
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I was tasked with makimg a lung cancer mod

placid sail
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basta finita

potent hamlet
final cedar
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even mod joins in bullying the new nerd

pastel quartz
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Also tasked with replacing hip with a honda cicix

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Im not mew

final cedar
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p!yaris

foggy mantleBOT
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pastel quartz
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Can you do

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Polska cow

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Pls

tidal trellis
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Oh that command is back??

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I thought it was removed

grizzled meadow
river zealot
grizzled meadow
digital quartz
pastel quartz
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I have a skunk named pepe la pew

river zealot
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yellow and blue
ukrainian

potent hamlet
river zealot
tidal trellis
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Oh

pastel quartz
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Le

tidal trellis
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It's back now then

river zealot
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@potent hamlet i registered as bandit on NA

grizzled meadow
tidal trellis
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I see

placid sail
prime zenith
tidal trellis
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Fried chicken is here, finally

river zealot
grizzled meadow
digital quartz
placid sail
grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
grizzled meadow
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What happened

pastel quartz
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russia

river zealot
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@placid sail hey busy what should i do for ceiling

somber warren
digital quartz
river zealot
somber warren
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you can still stop and live a happy life

river zealot
pastel quartz
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@tidal trellis

grizzled meadow
tidal trellis
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What

river zealot
pastel quartz
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Idk why it cropped weird

river zealot
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idk why X

placid sail
digital quartz
grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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A respectable individual

tidal trellis
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Extremely awesome? Cause that's what I am

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Exactly

potent hamlet
grizzled meadow
tidal trellis
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He gets it

digital quartz
potent hamlet
grizzled meadow
potent hamlet
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Not even Spanish

placid sail
pastel quartz
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Whats trees favorite mod

placid sail
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or whatever the fuck

prime zenith
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Tell them

pastel quartz
prime zenith
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Hello shqipe

digital quartz
river zealot
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mkay

tidal trellis
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OH GOD

river zealot
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i will check it out

tidal trellis
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WHY

placid sail
# grizzled meadow Damn

I've gone to singing lessons today thinking "it's fine" and I shit you not my teacher said "did someone violate you in the throat" and let me go early

prime zenith
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Vro why do i see buttplug

pastel quartz
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Just n case anyone wants normal

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I imagine grok looks like that

tidal trellis
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What in sam hell is wrong with chu

pastel quartz
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Slave laboring grok

digital quartz
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it didnt hit the first

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time

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Idk if it hits the second time

pastel quartz
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That’s like the 5th

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Buddy

digital quartz
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my bad

pastel quartz
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Yeah

arctic talon
pastel quartz
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Knew it

narrow lotus
tidal trellis
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Foods finally here peepoGlad finally,

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I am be happy

tidal trellis
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Or something like that

digital quartz
tidal trellis
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Wha-

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nO

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Fried chicken

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It's my favorite

pastel quartz
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Is this allowed?

digital quartz
pastel quartz
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No way

tidal trellis
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❌

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I'm having chicken

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And fries

digital quartz
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curly fries?

pastel quartz
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Twinkle cut

digital quartz
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I am eating vicariously through you

pastel quartz
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whatever idk

tidal trellis
pastel quartz
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I guess so

tidal trellis
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Just standard

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Is just fries man

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Is fried

pastel quartz
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Fries and chicken

sage otter
pastel quartz
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Flop are you British

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
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I'm from Pakistan (unfortunately)

pastel quartz
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Word

digital quartz
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I do bet Pakistanis have some bomb fried chicken flavoring though

pastel quartz
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I am of south asian decent

pale ingot
tidal trellis
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Idk, I wasn't there when it got made

pastel quartz
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I am very white cuz i am very sickly and dying

digital quartz
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or just ask whoever made it

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WE NEED TO KNOW

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TELL US

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he is really gatekeeping his chicken flavor

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I cannot believe this

pastel quartz
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What

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Chicken

sage otter
dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @pastel quartz (nofayse) has been muted for 5 days for reason: So much shitposting in one day + posting animal reproductive organs

solar obsidian
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ye

tidal trellis
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Idk

digital quartz
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we should have a betting pool for these

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with over/unders

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you would love that ted

potent hamlet
pale ingot
final cedar
potent hamlet
pale ingot
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yknow what im saying

solar obsidian
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hey, Ted, welcome back.
you too PepeHappy

final cedar
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can always use it for betting how long osaka makes it without camoposting

digital quartz
tidal trellis
potent hamlet
potent hamlet
digital quartz
tidal trellis
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Are you robbing a birds nest in the woods???

digital quartz
final cedar
placid sail
solar obsidian
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bone apple tea

final cedar
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yo ted

narrow lotus
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my man took no limits seriously

tidal trellis
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Pepsi doesn't taste like chemicals prayge good so far

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somber warren
split canyonBOT
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final cedar
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what did you put money in

river zealot
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oh fuck

final cedar
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just SPY calls? lmao

narrow lotus
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and now it isnt that bad

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@placid sail have u seen my desk

tidal trellis
placid sail
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Ted accidentally making Lithunia's entire GPD in a day because orange diaper man wins is pretty much all you need to know about capitalism

river zealot
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flexed my neck a bit

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vision went black

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holy shit i shat my pants

digital quartz
sage otter
tidal trellis
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I don't think my stomach will agree with battery acid

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Brake fluid maybe, but idk about battery acid...

sage otter
placid sail
river zealot
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@potent hamlet if you need help with quests as bandit tell me

final cedar
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Well send Greg a ty card

solar obsidian
placid sail
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shocker

river zealot
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maybe i should build another tower

sage otter
river zealot
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the twink towers

digital quartz
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why not let it sit clueless

placid sail
visual stirrup
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yesterday was the 20th anniversary of Halo 2

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jfc

tidal trellis
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Oh crumbs this is spicy.

visual stirrup
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halo 3 is going to be 20 soon

sage otter
narrow lotus
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where i couldnt even fit 2 monitors

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it was a desk made in 1960

solar obsidian
inland jackal
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@narrow lotus what did i miss

green schooner
final cedar
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I just opened my account and the intel stock's I bought have been printing lmao

tidal trellis
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HEY NO

potent hamlet
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They selling airguns lmao

tidal trellis
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Charon let me enjoy my fried chicken!

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It's a happy day for flop

digital quartz
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I meant that as a joke in light of uhh recent events yep

sage otter
potent hamlet
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Airguns Alemania brand

river zealot
visual stirrup
potent hamlet
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They're the break action ones

placid sail
sage otter
digital quartz
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the big one where you had 2 choices

tidal trellis
potent hamlet
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Thymet probably go for like 150 meters?

tidal trellis
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Goober

mossy void
tidal trellis
final cedar
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same kekl
I flipped all the money I made on tsla calls for a YOLO intel buy with a strike of 18$, I think I never hit the bottom like that

tidal trellis
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Just some random place

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Idk what

sage otter
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I would destroy those shrimp rolls

tidal trellis
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It's not KFC though

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But some random joint

mossy void
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Oh ok so it’s a local place I see

potent hamlet
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Big ass gun

mossy void
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Well is it good?

tidal trellis
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But Idc I love fried chicken

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I can eat it forever

final cedar
inland jackal
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vr metro

mossy void
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I love fried chicken also
Idk anyone who doesn’t

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Vegans maybe

digital quartz
sage otter
tidal trellis
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You put me in a room with fried chicken and I'll be happy for LIFE

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For LIFE

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You hear

mossy void
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But even they would like the taste if they didn’t care about being vegan

inland jackal
final cedar
potent hamlet
digital quartz
mossy void
digital quartz
potent hamlet
tidal trellis
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Then I cry

mossy void
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Fried chicken is pretty fkn awesome

potent hamlet
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I don't have 5 bucks knao

mossy void
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It’s also really easy to make too which is also awesome

final cedar
digital quartz
mossy void
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I have seen a few recipes where the chicken is beyond juicy, and the breading is a hard shell of crispness
The best fuckin chicken you can make

inland jackal
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holy shit this is so gae

potent hamlet
mossy void
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Don’t remember the recipe though, long gone Wahh

sage otter
pastel quartz
tidal trellis
pastel quartz
inland jackal
digital quartz
pastel quartz
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Shes based in sigmaland

final cedar
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I need more capital, these wins mean nothing if it's only a couple grand with all that risk of going all in

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think it's on the menu?

digital quartz
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that is the event I was alluding to POGGIES1

final cedar
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like gold stashed away ready?

digital quartz
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packed suitcase and all

final cedar
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or grabbing cheap stonks ready

potent hamlet
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Chile?

final cedar
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freak out for me means dollar going the way of the peso

inland jackal
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#πŸš½ΡΡ€Π°Π»ΡŒΠ½ΡπŸš½ message ohno

final cedar
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which is why I stash guns and ammo omegakekw

potent hamlet
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I once saw. Metallic helmet

digital quartz
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become a doomer

final cedar
digital quartz
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I cant blame them

final cedar
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DM me if you smell smoke

digital quartz
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if the things end up happening that were promised

final cedar
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I'm always down for some illicit info

sage otter
digital quartz
digital quartz
river zealot
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ok i actually have to build a second tower

final cedar
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I'd dust her basement if she gives me some spending money

river zealot
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lol

digital quartz
final cedar
digital quartz
visual stirrup
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send noods

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sure

final cedar
digital quartz
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I have dusted a few basements in my time

final cedar
digital quartz
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a bit of prepwork can go a long way

final cedar
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they say you learn sailing on old ships

digital quartz
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I actually do have a sailing license

final cedar
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Sounds fun ngl

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Do you imagine being a pirate when you're out at sea?

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I would

digital quartz
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sailing is fun especially on smaller boats

mossy void
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It’s not a crime if you don’t get caught Chadge

final cedar
digital quartz
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schrΓΆdingers crime

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double slit crime experiment

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Platos cave crime

visual stirrup
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good, good

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don't let the goy know our plans

placid sail
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I am so full of penne bolognese

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life is good

mossy void
digital quartz
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true

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platos crime cave

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platos cave crime sounds like an innuendo again

mossy void
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Incriminate plato’s cave billywoke

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Fill it with crime

visual stirrup
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Plato's Crime Cave just sounds like the ancient version of Epstein Island

mossy void
visual stirrup
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you know how the greeks were

final cedar
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gae

mossy void
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It is but without pedophilia

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It’s a sex slavery ring with twinks

digital quartz
mossy void
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Yeah yeah yeah no

final cedar
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Crime of Theseus

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one illegal act at a time doesn't mean a crime was committed kekl

digital quartz
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the entire globe was back then

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still is

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to an extent

final cedar
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no, still is full stop

mossy void
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I thought the femboy sex slaves was an interesting concept until I found out they were children

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And then I didn’t like it so much

final cedar
visual stirrup
# final cedar Crime of Theseus

your honor
many years have passed since the alleged crime
nearly every atom of both mine and my accuser's body has been replaced via normal metabolic procceses
therefore, I didn't commit the crime, and the alleged victim did not suffer it

final cedar
mossy void
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The greek femboy sex slaves

digital quartz
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I dont think coerced intercourse is an interesting concept overall

mossy void
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Yeah that

river zealot
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man its only 18

digital quartz
river zealot
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im already tired and i have shit to do at 20

final cedar
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I our cells are only ever a couple months old wouldn't this make you a minor?

mossy void
digital quartz
final cedar
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were you now?

digital quartz
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just of a financial kind

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and therefore not interesting to me shrug

mossy void
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I have a mental image of femboys that enjoy their job and the money is a bonus
Obviously a crackpipe idea but eh

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A homo can dream

final cedar
mossy void
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I mean actually if prostitution was regulated and legal it’d be much safer and people would be more likely to willingly apply for that job

final cedar
mossy void
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Wrong

digital quartz
mossy void
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Femboys are real

primal rapids
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Just make it a taxable occupation

mossy void
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Exactly

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But wah government can’t allow sex

digital quartz
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or rather that a monetary transaction was the basis of the act

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even if both parties enjoy it

mossy void
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Prostitution is a good profession and should be legal and regulated so the workers can be protected both physically and legally

digital quartz
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but only for you

final cedar
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that reminds me, isn't there a thing like that somewhere?

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gov mandated hoes?

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for disabled people and such

eager igloo
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lesgoo

mossy void
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Amsterdam legalized it and it’s much safer now

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I think

digital quartz
mossy void
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But yeah no prostitution is going to happen whether the government allows it or not, the least the could fucking do is protect the damn workers

digital quartz
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or rather in a grey zone / not prosecuted

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I know it is legalized and codified in germany

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you have prostitutes paying taxes here

mossy void
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The current system is so exploitative it’s vile

final cedar
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Remind me why the US was first formed. Was it from puritans too radical for europe?

digital quartz
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and famines

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lots of reasons

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lots of waves of immigration

final cedar
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I was about to make a quip of how the "land of the free" is so far behind with the sex work laws compared to europe

mossy void
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The first US immigrants were tired of being too β€œnot the right christian”

final cedar
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ah well. then nevermind

mossy void
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Puritans were one of them

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We’re talking about the entire eastern seaboard, there’s gonna be lots of different folks

mossy void
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As a born and raised texan

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Land of the Fee, Home of the Slave

digital quartz
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walking through the redlight district in Amsterdam is a bit surreal and dystopian

final cedar
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but I have to agree that having it as your main source of income eventually leads to "I don't feel like it but rent is due"

digital quartz
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the ladies are in these big shopping windows

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always reminds me of the relentless commodification of things

final cedar
primal rapids
mossy void
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Government mandated sex

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They will force you into a breeding booth pepestare

digital quartz
final cedar
digital quartz
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that term is a bit more loaded

final cedar
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oh you mean with the WW2 kind?

digital quartz
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it refers to a very specific kind of women

final cedar
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right those were also called like that I think

mossy void
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Exactly

final cedar
fading shuttle
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make gooning into cups a legal profession

digital quartz
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I have a novel and genius idea why not give benefits to households with children? hesrightyouknow

mossy void
mossy void
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YOU WILL BREED

final cedar
inland jackal
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kekpoint @eager igloo

visual stirrup
mossy void
final cedar
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They should have some sort of pedestal for the best performing one each year, he'd be the heir to that throne

mossy void
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Let’s put a gun to society’s head to make it go the way we want it, because that’s never been done and failed before

eager igloo
digital quartz
visual stirrup
# mossy void Let’s put a gun to society’s head to make it go the way we want it, because that...

"Bro, I swear, all we need is one more revolution. Trust me bro, just one more revolution to solve all of society's problems. The other revolutions were nothing like this, bro. We've learned from all their mistakes and won't be repeating them as we gain popularity by claiming to the plebes that we'll be able to solve everything and claiming that the current government is completely incompetent. Just one more revolution bro I swear."

naive bison
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@river zealot you eat this on a daily basis

digital quartz
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fr fr

mossy void
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Nah fr bro we’re not like the other guys, our coup of the government will be different

naive bison
mossy void
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We’re not like the last dictator- I mean, not like that dictator

naive bison
mossy void
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If we try it it’ll be different
War for the sake of peace!

naive bison
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Because he did (thing inherent to ideology) and that made it fail

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I, a financially illiterate neet will do it right