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p!grok
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Now the picture is slightly funny

you have limited time
I will take your brain for study @pastel quartz
make sure you spend it wisely
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i gotchu tree

Yes
@inland jackal @narrow lotus @frail scaffold @naive bison
damn real chad
Wtf is this
just buff it out
fucking tape on the headlight

test lol
Yea
@pastel quartz assalamu aleuikum
regard?

yes but with t
Its not forbidden

it is
jar jar twinks

@coarse bear someone is doing 911
NUHUHH
snitch it was 911 the emergency number
there was no slash
I am going to contact dry for gamma support outside the server
ask josta
he knows better
What is a josta
@weary kindle hey babe
ι
±ι
±ε'S ORIGINAL CHANNEL
@JiangJiangYa
No
Im waiting for grok to reply
And be like
Aha funny guy so cool and funny
Very loved
You asshole @inland jackal you were instigating this
I will not peel you eyes out today

im not the one edging a ban
do it the right way


korean detected
good quality
I did the code thing
p!banana3
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you think youβre fucking funny?
Brainfuck
May say nword
Or
Hello world
||shit myself||
You csnt spoil in the thing
It just does that
What
Oh
Yeah
off to fort faroth we go lads
include <stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("H\n");
printf("e\n");
printf("l\n");
printf("l\n");
printf("o\n");
printf(",\n");
printf(" \n");
printf("W\n");
printf("o\n");
printf("r\n");
printf("l\n");
printf("d\n");
printf("!\n");
return 0;
}
Guys i did it
I lented c
C8
(C8
I wonder if i can do this
59009
include <stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("H\n");
printf("e\n");
printf("l\n");
printf("l\n");
printf("o\n\n");
printf("W\n");
printf("o\n");
printf("r\n");
printf("l\n");
printf("d\n");
printf("!\n");
return 0;
}
Now turn you phone upside down and read the numbers again
59009
Optimize is wild
Its 10am
I have to do yard work
Have not slept
@inland jackal
#include <iostream>
#include <type_traits>
#include <utility>
template<int...> struct IndexSeq {};
template<int N, int... S> struct GenerateSeq : GenerateSeq<N - 1, N - 1, S...> {};
template<int... S> struct GenerateSeq<0, S...> { using type = IndexSeq<S...>; };
template<char C, typename T> struct CharHolder { static constexpr char value = C; using Next = T; };
struct EndChar {};
template<const char* Str, typename Seq> struct StringBuilder;
template<const char* Str, int S, int... Rest>
struct StringBuilder<Str, IndexSeq<S, Rest...>> {
using type = CharHolder<Str[S], typename StringBuilder<Str, IndexSeq<Rest...>>::type>;
};
template<const char* Str> struct StringBuilder<Str, IndexSeq<>> { using type = EndChar; };
template<typename T> struct Printer { static void print() { std::cout << T::value; Printer<typename T::Next>::print(); }};
template<> struct Printer<EndChar> { static void print() {} };
constexpr char HelloWorld[] = "Hello, World!";
int main() {
Printer<typename StringBuilder<HelloWorld, typename GenerateSeq<sizeof(HelloWorld) - 1>::type>::type>::print();
std::cout << std::endl;
return 0;
}
Mines better
More optimized
Hanging myself
Can you guys stop sending deathclaw porn in my pda its getting annoying now
What the fuck
C
What am I looking at?
I dont speak autism
femboy speak
dont mind it.
they communicate in C (and its close derivatives) exclusively
Stripped spruce
lets goooo
second ancient spirit killed
fk this ice fire attack
so cringe
tbh with golden vow and one meat to give me dmg
cuck
he went down pretty quickly
What
Ohh
the long katana
Dude i beat the game with base katana
THE LOOOOONG WAY
ok?
Ok?
you can beat the game with any weapon you want
No shit

Wanted to kill myself takes too long
base katana is objectively better than nagakiba as well
I started as samurai and ended as samurai
"Hey i'm enjoying this first playth-"
** I BEAT THE GAEM WITH EVERY WEAPON TWICE WITH ONE HAND IN THE BACK**
Legit this guy
Until i ass roped with two great swords
why enjoy elden ring when you could be enjoying sekiro
small difference in scaling for dexterity builds but that's it
I gotta. Video of my killing radahn in like 10 seconds with bleed that was fun
I think he didn't like it
Tho he saw nothing of the game yet
ivan is retarded
mhm
I think i stopped plsying lvl 500 somthhing i was going for max lvl and it was disgusting
bonk build goes hard as well
i cant believe you would insult gta san andreas like that
Skill issue
Yes
Bro saw the armor
he did not want to tackle with the guy wearing the remains of radahn
Exactly
Radahns horse is canonically the strongest boss
when the head so good you pull out one of these
so I'm in nocron rn
this place scary
Stalker 3 in 2067
stalker 3 2028 after stalker 2 fails and gsc goes bankrupt and gets bought by ubisoft
I said bad word sorry
I said slur and they did not like that i did not know that was a thing u til now
I'm like
hmmm this area is too big with no enemies
and then I look up

I know what that thing is
Love that guy
I've seen one in caelid
Ur under ground?
It gets worse

Without lube
lets level up first
@inland jackal @stone blade this good?
I dont play with mods
does it look good or not retard
good
Bruh i literally missed
all of noktor
because I didn't look
TO THE LEFT
also
took me this many hours
to realize
lanterns point the way
you should go
Did u fight that fucker
all nighter
Brother it is 10am
all nighter
I said the f word
What game
Elden ring
You didnβt see that ^ btw
fuck?
wait this ball is an enemy?
No
Banned
The one tword someone of homosexuality
I cant say gea either
Apparently
Thatβs literally a word in the dictionary
π Gay ( | Ι‘eΙͺ )
- Homosexual or arousing homosexual desires
- Offering fun and gaiety
- Full of or showing high-spirited merriment
- Someone who is sexually attracted to persons of the same sex
- Bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer
yapping levels critical
My daddy owns gamma ima have him ban you
Stop being a cigan @pastel quartz
weeb redneck
What is a cigan
lmao
Im mot a redneck
whatever, tell that to your sister mom
Jesus

perish
See what i mean powder doesnβt even know me bro im beinf targeted
I swear w got people coming in here just to call me a redneck
His name is steve
Steve
ok ball killed
@tidal trellis please help this fella, clearly twinklusional
I got opps in brain fart
cock withdrawal made him act unwise
HEY
dont use my name in vain
Tree your pfp is terrifying
your is cannibal
Brainfart reallllly missed me it seems
did this mf just insult tree's pfp?
Without y'all go crazy 
yummers
They told me to fall you mean names
Smh brainfart
you gonna turn into the brainfart bully victim if you don't change your ways
Can i get a dwink
a what
Demon twink

near fatal cum withdrawal caused yapping levels never seen before
Eugh
π
even flop is appalled
Might stop a .22
chestpice
might....
fatass redneck
@river zealot do you know this Hockey team?
Not supposed to stop bullets, it's probably for melee
what lessons? you don't even go to school or talk to your parents. wtf could you possibly teach?
quit attention-seeking
@pastel quartz i have a line flop will never say
π
spill
soap
I study and talk to my parents on the regular whatchu talking about

imagine using that shit man up
Also do I look like maja to you
You would be amazed how easy steel you can find can stop bullets
Yes
Rhetorical question, answer is no
shaving your beard clean off is gae af
Wtf is a maja
you dont even know her
no it isn't
yes it is
It's normal to do it
This guy has dingle berry
β
@dreamy flax translate "sharp knife" in Latvian
"Sharp knife" in Latvian is "ass nazis". πͺβ¨

Man where's my food I'm starving 
Tread plates would stop swords and shit but it's also leaving the arms and neck wide open. Not meant for melee at all.
Tread plates are also heavy, I'll give them that. That alone might stop tiny calibers. But a 9mm is going right through.
Also hi Falco
HI FLOP 
I don't get it, explain
Sure thing! The phrase "sharp knife" translates to "ass nazis" in Latvian. Let's break it down:
- Ass means "sharp"
- Nazis means "knife"
So when you put them together, you get "ass nazis" which means "sharp knife". If you have any more questions or need further clarification, feel free to ask! ππ
Salutations
Clearly, I don't own an air fryer
No air fryer, huh? π³ No worries! There are plenty of delicious meals you can whip up without one. What kind of dishes do you enjoy cooking? Maybe I can help you find some recipes or cooking tips! π½οΈβ¨
even if you can stop a bullet you still have to absorb the kinetic force
no why
im not big into sports
That as well. Also need to consider potential spalling
doesn't do you much good if you survive the bullet but writhe in pain with 3 broken ribs 
well I guess you survived the bullet
fent recipe in air frier
dang
Dog
Yeah he dead
Can potentially survive 3 broken ribs. In combat makes it tougher but adrenaline is a motherfucker.
Because it's Ukrainian
Man
@grizzled meadow rate xelas risotto recipe
That ruined my mood, why
@potent hamlet no its not
kys
@potent hamlet https://sodertaljeskshop.se/products/hoodie-barn-marinbla
Flop is the only person to not call me mean words
It is tho
Don't worry, they'll bolt kontakt-5 panels onto those steel plates 
@dreamy flax give me a risotto recipe for @pastel quartz
Here's a delicious risotto recipe for you to share with @fair nacelle! πβ¨
Creamy Mushroom Risotto
Ingredients:
- 1 cup Arborio rice
- 4 cups vegetable or chicken broth (keeping warm on the stove)
- 1 cup white wine (optional)
- 1 cup mushrooms (sliced; any variety you like)
- 1 small onion (finely chopped)
- 2 cloves garlic (minced)
- 1/2 cup Parmesan cheese (grated)
- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- 2 tablespoons butter
- Salt and pepper (to taste)
- Fresh parsley (chopped, for garnish)
Instructions:
-
SautΓ© Aromatics:
- In a large pan, heat the olive oil and butter over medium heat.
- Add the chopped onion and cook until translucent.
- Stir in the garlic and mushrooms, cooking until the mushrooms are soft.
-
Toast Rice:
- Add the Arborio rice to the pan, stirring to coat the grains with the oil. Cook for about 2 minutes until the rice is slightly translucent.
-
Add Wine (if using):
- Pour in the white wine and stir until it's mostly absorbed by the rice.
-
Cook the Risotto:
- Start adding the warmed broth one ladleful at a time, stirring continuously. Wait until the liquid is mostly absorbed before adding the next ladleful.
- Keep this process going for about 18-20 minutes until the rice is creamy and al dente.
-
Finish:
- Remove from heat and stir in the grated Parmesan cheese. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
- Garnish with chopped parsley before serving.
-
Enjoy:
- Serve hot and enjoy your creamy mushroom risotto! π½οΈ
Feel free to customize this recipe by adding other ingredients like peas, asparagus, or chicken. Happy cooking! ππ
People literally enter this chat just to call me a slur
6/10 for me
its a swedish hockey team
sodomite
i did n you didnt even notice smh
but its blue and yellow there fore clearly ukraine 
all that effort
Risotto is just wet soggy rice, fite me
@dreamy flax how do unclog septic tank
i was about to say
Fuck
glass house dude

It's the most basic risotto you could cook, I should ask for something more elaborate
How do i become such a person to have great power of xela
Swedish apparently
Moderator
id like to call you a slur but we in the chinese firewall or smth i cant without getting banned
π
?????????
my house is made of brick brah
no hypocrisy here hombre
when do i become mod
Never too soon

If you live in a brick house don't throw glass
I think my english broke down
imagine voluntarily becoming a e-janitor 
I meant to say something like "you should be moderator already"
real i should become admin so i dont need to work
Spam dm grok till he gives you mod duh
Never too late, either. Just ask Three Days Grace.
Joel
Swedish hockey team
Rent free frfr
how did the jersey even end up in Chile?
Is there rolls in could obtain as a normie
you probably watch raora and don't admit to it
you can get exiled or muted
I cant stop sayinf the r word
who
real easy
I don't even know what raora is
Nuhuh
A shop named Albania, they bring stuff from Europe
No
when are you accepting my friend request bussy

Okie dokie
lol
π€ A shop named Albania selling a random assortment of european goods
official pipa di pula vtuber
basta finita
Yeah, the owners are from Albania
even mod joins in bullying the new nerd
p!yaris
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Ah the italian one
bro this fucking woman
It was
what else do they sell, car parts perhaps? car radios?
I have a skunk named pepe la pew
yellow and blue
ukrainian

Oh
Le
It's back now then
@potent hamlet i registered as bandit on NA
Yes
I see
also I'm now your tomboy wife's alt
Albania mentioned hello
Fried chicken is here, finally
π«πΏ
You're Alice now? I thought I was Alice 

I am effectively mute for a while, so yeah
The fuck is that X
boy wife you mean
russia
@placid sail hey busy what should i do for ceiling
don't do it
diamond cubes
the amount of people playing stalcraft in this channel is concerning
you can still stop and live a happy life
i dont evne have diamonds unlocked
same as wall tbf
@tidal trellis
No seriously why is it called Stalcraft X
big graphics update
Idk why it cropped weird
idk why X
I've overdone it on two hours of rock concert and ~7 hours of karaoke and my vocal cords are no more
I haven't even installed it yet how should I know? Maybe Elon bought it
Ah
A respectable individual
I once tried to talk to them in Spanish and they talked in a weird European language
Considering the face I thought you played it already
He gets it
Damn

I have been thoroughly warned not to install it by the other fiends
That moment I realized they were European
They are correct, I played it as well
Not even Spanish
diorite panels
Whats trees favorite mod
or whatever the fuck
Tell them
Hello shqipe
I will see the misery for myself
OH GOD
i will check it out
WHY
I've gone to singing lessons today thinking "it's fine" and I shit you not my teacher said "did someone violate you in the throat" and let me go early
Vro why do i see buttplug
What in sam hell is wrong with chu
my bad
Yeah
Grok is actually just YandereDev on an alt (mods don't want you to know this)
Knew it

Or something like that
what are you having? Twinkies?
Is this allowed?
these
No way
curly fries?
Twinkle cut
I am eating vicariously through you
idk
Nah
I guess so
Fries and chicken
Flop are you British
Word
I do bet Pakistanis have some bomb fried chicken flavoring though
I am of south asian decent
Idk, I wasn't there when it got made
I am very white cuz i am very sickly and dying
is it reddish or yellowish?
or just ask whoever made it
WE NEED TO KNOW
TELL US
he is really gatekeeping his chicken flavor
I cannot believe this
He cannot read the name of the spices in urdu
@pastel quartz (nofayse) has been muted for 5 days for reason: So much shitposting in one day + posting animal reproductive organs
ye
Called it
wow that was quick I thought he'd make it longer than today
we should have a betting pool for these
with over/unders
you would love that ted
i thought he'd get killed today not just muted
we need that stat
yknow what im saying
hey, Ted, welcome back.
you too 
can always use it for betting how long osaka makes it without camoposting
but now there isnt many borderline cases left 
Why do you have so much camo
In watching
is that a shop or all yours?
Are you robbing a birds nest in the woods???
alts join all the time
she is a guerilla
it's a market
every alice iteration has some sort of weirdly particular obsession, it seems like an important feature of their AI core
bone apple tea
finally
Pepsi doesn't taste like chemicals
good so far
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never tell someone no limits
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what did you put money in
Why not make it yourself
oh fuck
just SPY calls? 
I switched from Lemon Pepsi which was the bane of my existance to diet Pepsi
and now it isnt that bad
@placid sail have u seen my desk
How does one make homemade pepsi
Ted accidentally making Lithunia's entire GPD in a day because orange diaper man wins is pretty much all you need to know about capitalism
sugar, battery acid and a little bit of lemon zest
Caramel syrup and sparkling water ? Adding coke is optional
I don't think my stomach will agree with battery acid
Brake fluid maybe, but idk about battery acid...
It agrees with canned Pepsi youβll be alright
I think I've seen one of your "I'm guzzling seventeen energy drinks with a nice side of office appliances" once
@potent hamlet if you need help with quests as bandit tell me
no no my new desk
Well send Greg a ty card
its gonna be energy drinks again
shocker
maybe i should build another tower
Oh so you just stack the cans in their own pantry now
the twink towers
why not let it sit 
pretty neat, if a bit cramped. I like to have a wider table to have some surface my long spider appendages can lean on
Oh crumbs this is spicy.
halo 3 is going to be 20 soon
Make it flimsy, with a steel structure
aye i had to save space and shit for my other furniture , but this is much better than my old desk
where i couldnt even fit 2 monitors
it was a desk made in 1960

not bad, what busy said above basically.
@narrow lotus what did i miss
Hi twink
I just opened my account and the intel stock's I bought have been printing 
HEY NO
They selling airguns lmao
I meant that as a joke in light of uhh recent events 
How much pressure are we talking about
Airguns Alemania brand
i will make sure nothing can melt the steel beams
eating cock again, I see
Idk, not a lot
They're the break action ones
dedicated birbcam monitor 
Hook a butane canister to it
finally
the big one where you had 2 choices
Hey no, come on
it's just CHICKEN that was FRIED
Thymet probably go for like 150 meters?
Goober
Where did you get the fried chicken from
Ordered
same 
I flipped all the money I made on tsla calls for a YOLO intel buy with a strike of 18$, I think I never hit the bottom like that
I would destroy those shrimp rolls
Oh ok so itβs a local place I see
Big ass gun
Well is it good?
found the big iron
big iron on my hip ahh gun
Thatβs the most American BBQ Iβve ever seen
You put me in a room with fried chicken and I'll be happy for LIFE
For LIFE
You hear
But even they would like the taste if they didnβt care about being vegan

It's
I'm awake
what if the chicken runs out?
Fr
goes hard buy buy buy
Do you have 5 bucks?
Fried chicken is pretty fkn awesome
I don't have 5 bucks knao
Itβs also really easy to make too which is also awesome
damn, that's like a weeks wage for you innit?
I do if you ship it to me 
I have seen a few recipes where the chicken is beyond juicy, and the breading is a hard shell of crispness
The best fuckin chicken you can make
holy shit this is so gae
Yeah
Donβt remember the recipe though, long gone 
Iβll give you 10 for the Colt BBQ
Holy shit death note
what note?
we should buy all our appliances and clothes through osaka in chile 
Shes based in sigmaland
I need more capital, these wins mean nothing if it's only a couple grand with all that risk of going all in
think it's on the menu?
that is the event I was alluding to 
like gold stashed away ready?
packed suitcase and all
or grabbing cheap stonks ready
Chile?
freak out for me means dollar going the way of the peso
#π½ΡΡΠ°Π»ΡΠ½Ρπ½ message 
which is why I stash guns and ammo 
I once saw. Metallic helmet
non perishable foods
become a doomer
16 crates of NRG-5 but who wants to eat porridge all day. Good for trading
I cant blame them
DM me if you smell smoke
if the things end up happening that were promised
Going full Pelosi
hey you can follow the pelosi tracker yourself

ok i actually have to build a second tower
I'd dust her basement if she gives me some spending money
lol
π€ not sure if innuendo

you a basement duster?
Pay me enough and I don't mind getting my hands dirty
I have dusted a few basements in my time

a bit of prepwork can go a long way
they say you learn sailing on old ships
I actually do have a sailing license
sailing is fun especially on smaller boats
Itβs not a crime if you donβt get caught 
It's heisenberg's indeterminacy principle but for crime
Crime cave
Plato's Crime Cave just sounds like the ancient version of Epstein Island

you know how the greeks were
gae
I uhh uhm ... well you see the ancient Greeks uhh ...
Yeah yeah yeah no
no, still is full stop
I thought the femboy sex slaves was an interesting concept until I found out they were children
And then I didnβt like it so much

your honor
many years have passed since the alleged crime
nearly every atom of both mine and my accuser's body has been replaced via normal metabolic procceses
therefore, I didn't commit the crime, and the alleged victim did not suffer it

The greek femboy sex slaves
I dont think coerced intercourse is an interesting concept overall
Yeah that
man its only 18
vrabo bince
im already tired and i have shit to do at 20
I our cells are only ever a couple months old wouldn't this make you a minor?
No itβs not, the bit I was focused on was the femboy sex bit
Back then slavery was practically a given. i would have prefered that it was a prostitution ring instead, but fuckin slavery it was
prostitution is also coercion
were you now?
I have a mental image of femboys that enjoy their job and the money is a bonus
Obviously a crackpipe idea but eh
A homo can dream
What if the whore is just a freak like that?
I mean actually if prostitution was regulated and legal itβd be much safer and people would be more likely to willingly apply for that job
Wrong
hmm good question it wouldn't exactly be coercion but it would still be coercion in the sense that a transaction happened
Femboys are real
Just make it a taxable occupation
or rather that a monetary transaction was the basis of the act
even if both parties enjoy it
Prostitution is a good profession and should be legal and regulated so the workers can be protected both physically and legally
but only for you
that reminds me, isn't there a thing like that somewhere?
gov mandated hoes?
for disabled people and such
lesgoo
It is legalized in a lot of european countries
But yeah no prostitution is going to happen whether the government allows it or not, the least the could fucking do is protect the damn workers
or rather in a grey zone / not prosecuted
I know it is legalized and codified in germany
you have prostitutes paying taxes here
The current system is so exploitative itβs vile
Remind me why the US was first formed. Was it from puritans too radical for europe?
and wars
and famines
lots of reasons
lots of waves of immigration
I was about to make a quip of how the "land of the free" is so far behind with the sex work laws compared to europe
The first US immigrants were tired of being too βnot the right christianβ
ah well. then nevermind
Puritans were one of them
Weβre talking about the entire eastern seaboard, thereβs gonna be lots of different folks
Ye
walking through the redlight district in Amsterdam is a bit surreal and dystopian
but I have to agree that having it as your main source of income eventually leads to "I don't feel like it but rent is due"
the ladies are in these big shopping windows
always reminds me of the relentless commodification of things
made me feel real weird first time I saw it
Inb4 that becomes a thing in Japan because no oneβs fucking or having kids
I think you can expand to every industrial country with a negative net demographic change 
LMAO it is... "comfort women"
that term is a bit more loaded
oh you mean with the WW2 kind?
it refers to a very specific kind of women
right those were also called like that I think
Exactly
Reminds me of sseth's review of honey select
make gooning into cups a legal profession
I have a novel and genius idea why not give benefits to households with children? 
fake
YOU WILL BREED
professional coomer
@eager igloo
imagine seeing that desk at the job fair
Nah thatβs too expensive
Authoritarianism is much cheaper
They should have some sort of pedestal for the best performing one each year, he'd be the heir to that throne
Letβs put a gun to societyβs head to make it go the way we want it, because thatβs never been done and failed before
Sup stinky
Childcare you gotta have it in this country 
"Bro, I swear, all we need is one more revolution. Trust me bro, just one more revolution to solve all of society's problems. The other revolutions were nothing like this, bro. We've learned from all their mistakes and won't be repeating them as we gain popularity by claiming to the plebes that we'll be able to solve everything and claiming that the current government is completely incompetent. Just one more revolution bro I swear."
@river zealot you eat this on a daily basis
yeah but like this time you gotta trust me
fr fr
Nah fr bro weβre not like the other guys, our coup of the government will be different

Weβre not like the last dictator- I mean, not like that dictator
That wasnβt real (insert ideology)
If we try it itβll be different
War for the sake of peace!


finally,
