#🎪bruh-fart
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why would he after the tragedy
Chat it’s Friday
Schoolboy 
Top is his head is very soft because he is very stupid
Uneducated scum
stop it
Also it’s uni
but how does it know where to go
better question, who was the piece of shit who put the fish in the desert
It goes until it hits water
we fucked up...........
i bet he wasnt out of the water
and someone took him out to make it an example
Studenciak 
It’s so over
You’re too broke to afford tuition
I’m in law school myshinka
You’re going to prison for public masturbation
omg he's even more retarded than we thought
Madturbation
ratsturbation
put cheese in some handcuffs and you'll arrest menace
Imagine paying for uni
Imagine not having uni money 
All you have is moldy cheese
Also Im post uni
My cheese is fresh
And I work at uni 
OLD ASS 
I see, whenever you shit talk
It’s boomer rage
Where are you from myshinka
and you have an undeveloped toddler brain
Im 24
same
You will develop a toddler after I’m done with you 

@narrow lotus so is Tali basiclly a gypsy
i just realized this is the guy from the trailer
imagine saying this
then complaining about cropped porn pfps
i thought it was like falco or someone
Cropped porn pfp is fine because nobody will see text in an inappropriate setting
People will see furry tits
what
(emotional)
wtf are you saying
he's fighting ghosts
:3
:3core
kys

TEXT IS FINE BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO ARWNT YOU WONT SEE TEXT
THEY WILL SEE NSFW IMAGES
he lost it
HOW IS THIS HARD TO YNDERSTAND

I WILL KILL YOU
kill yourself first
bruh wrong ping
alriiiiiight 
just kiss already u 2
Shut up
bring that hot mouth over here and make me
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: xalru1992
Why did you unblock me
Oh he didn’t

i would never unblock xalrider
Smart
i could imagine my uncle having this reaction
I meant yeye, he keeps yapping
Meanwhile you make solid point

i would light them on fire
hiiii @wooden surge
Nvm, you block people? Weak 

ok bro
OKAAAY BUDDY
DO NOT YHE CAT
STOP NOW
I already said hi you dork 
But ya ignored my ass 
@broken topaz reference
i saw it
You not my vro fed
im not a fed
Biden says he’s smoking that Buthanese shadow garden grown sorcerer dark evil pack
Sure 
i wish i was

this shit is watered by the blood of 36 dragons
“Everybody so mean 2 me 💔 “ headass
The way he says the n word in it is so natural
real
I think he has experience
what
In using it
you say something good
then make it 50 times worse
the world would be better without you
what
I’d love to be in this limo
Biden the type to develop schizophrenia from strong weed
xalrider really is a russian bot
i thought he was a pookie
bro youre a russian why do you care about americans so much
No politics, I will not elaborate
It’s my reality shows
bro says something political
then says no politics
When 
head owie
@glad carbon when is stalker 2 dropping?
but why head owie me not know
i hit it with a hammer
It was me breaking your head with a hammer

but why meantyom
busy is mean :(
my foot thumb when i hit the corner of the furniture
Foot thumb
hitting MY HEAD with a HAMMER, calling ME mean?
i dont know the name
fuck you shawty
It’s called the big toe
i don't
that's it I'm making your pc incompatible with stalker 2
because you like it
when im done edging
Why are you a contrarian
Brain tumor
i live to hate
It’s out?
thanksgooning
Myshinka, log out of this account NOW 

There will be trouble
what did menusy mean by this
he stole ur ram
imagine stalker 2 requires win11 to play it
im going to sleep
i don't wanna see @naive bison when i come back
90% of PC audience blocked from playing
When I say Busy, no one bats an eye
But when I add one more letter “S”, everyone LOOOOSES THEIR MIIIIIINDS 
The hell is this
common cynthia W
Okay bud 
Hope the polonium in your pillow does it’s job
I gave you a brain tumor plop
Scumbag
i use 2 pillows
riberar
yea. my gajongers
2 polonium
porn
bussy
pokemon
ah i see now
pornemon
Yes, look up gardevoir rule 34 to learn why it's important to plant them in rows of 34
gardevori inflation
Take it back
do they need to be plowed
Don't want it
too late to fool me punk
You sleeping or gooning, choose wisely
Yes, that's the rule 35
now i know its disgusting borderlne z*lia
i goon in my sleep
Ah I see you are gardener yourself 
they printed too many gardevoir cards back in the day and the rarity of gardevoir went down in 2005. it's real. look up gardevoir inflation
It’s a plant no? 
There’s no rules against plants Batman
plantophilia?
floraphilia

ds1 refrence
that put thtat dog there
I just wanna talk to the guy
real men talk with clashing steel
ok I got him
He looks like a big cheburek tbh
we talked
fastest hand in the west


Shut the fuck up
idk. what does she say
Try switching to it
she'll move from here next time you arrive
no refunds fuckboy
and will be somewhere else
Why do you want to give her the potion 
You might know soon 
Part of the games lore, you'll know later why
Roundtable hold, it's where the bitchass in skele edgy armor is
drip ring
maybe xalrider got excomunicado from that other discord he wouldnt stop talking about earlier so he's taking it out on you now
Busy why can't you be as nice as some other residents of mordor
they are very nice to me but u aren't!!
?
ok nepheli is not at roundtable
Why are you xenophobic
of telling you where NPCs will go
I thought you were a good guy flop
are those "nice residents of mordor" in the room with us right now

Did ya give her potion or hawk?
no
thats main feature of souls games
I don’t call your country a fucking dump do I?

and shes gone
xenomorphic
Well technically
where the fk would she be now?
Check Roundtable hold downstairs
oh downstairs
hi twink @tidal trellis
NOT YOU HAM
yes him
@steel bone hi pookie
what
Twink? 
tbh i think everyone does
it's pakistan
Go away ham!!
hi again*
nuh uh
hawk?
A summon
i dont really see people calling the country dump, only about the people, and its worse...
god please stop saying dumbass things
Remember the starting church?
the country is a dump
The same one
Aren't you?
they have a similar cute nickname as brazilian like myself do
cockroaches
Hawk is there

if ur a country in any part of mainland asia ur country is a dump 
gn silly ❤️
I try to not spoil it much for you
for me to give her the potion
my country is shit but the state wher ei live is a little less shit
thats legit all the guy asked me to do man
not give her a hawk
he said
give her the potion
idk big tits elixir or something
Did you give the tuah?
ye if u take relative viewpoints then places dont seem like dumps
You gotta have the hawk to have option to give either
Until then she will just sit there and repeat the line
like india is a dump compared to china
but the congo is a dump compared to india (maybe)
lemme see maybe I soft locked it
wouldn't be surprised with how badly the quests are designed
i love that the congo's name is so long btw. the "democratic" "people's" "republic" of the congo
China is a dump
Tell him about potion
yes. relative viewpoints
Then the option should appear
india is a dump from china's perspective
fromsoft needs to work on their quests man
oh i havent played ze game
Ivan, have you tried giving the potion to Ranni? 
nope. just his, peanits. ..
Now talk with Seluvis again 

need me some smithing stones
wait, now we know what happens, the
at the end of ur msg seems a LOT more mischievous

||she calls you a worm for trying that on her and kills you||

he just said
good job
youre more useful that I thought
....

brother
okay so
she said she would still love you if you were a worm
You should be able to trade with him
one major gripe I have with elden ring is the quests are fucking SHIT
everything else is 10/10
Quest are VERY ass 
but from soft needs to go ask bethesda so they can learn them how to give quest markers at least
because my god
this is unbearable
You gotta listen to 100% of what they say and you still might miss some info to do the quest
no, not might
you will
half the time its "come back after reloading the cell" and even then it doesnt work half of that half of the time
Btw. look around the spires where Seluvis lives, there is a hidden spot 
imagine if discord text channels had a drop-in virtual gambling room attached where u could play texas hold'em or blackjack with ur homies
with fake money of course 
p!yaris
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Fucking Thiollier questline
wrong! i want a window alongside the chat and i want to play against other players and not the stupid bot
with an actual UI
Fair
and not chat commands
Ivan didn't go looking for secret cellar 
its the guy with the welsh name that sounds like that town on the border of california and arizona
blaidd
blythe

Furry build we lost
Here for you too 
bruh
I missed like
50% of the content in stormveil

finally I can give roderika her thing
I was wondering how the fk do you do that quest
That veils description 
Our lovely girl 
waifu
Hows school edy
I think I'll play elden ring once Im done with cyberpunk
And it's @stone blade fault
what did I do?
You gave me elden ring itch
Get ready for angry lesbian invasions

gm big boss @ocean shoal
Iedy?
new moderator just dropped
gn pookie @river zealot

came back home , i have a break
time to monster and pizza

oh damn Arcane tommorow?
Its been so long

OG for anyone interested (no one)
I impregnated ambessa on Kayn yesterday

are you like mentally ill
IM GONNA RHYYYYME
but it’s what happened
I killed her on crab
Even missed w and still fertilized her eggs

I ended the game with like a quadra
Mods, ban his league access
Classic Biden holding hands with little girls
Sir that’s MFCOOM
not MFDOOM

Put some respec on his name
Strip poker

I will eat you

Please 
i already do when i see ur peter


This guy needs to be stopped
This cannot continue
no one will match my freak
@glad carbon stop lurking for peters and go sleep 
i frogot to dry my sheets
so im waiting

Sheet pisser
hello, creatures
speedrunning the moderator route that way you gonna be discord's CEO by the end of this year

Finally 
hi pookie
it's that time
Awww mate
Can’t park there
hell yeah it's Friday, time for absolutely everyone who sat around with their thumb in their ass to go AW SHIT and come running with work tasks!
you love to see it!
save me from the nothing I've become froggert
Anyone with a thumb in their ass in chat rn?
okay :D
bz prolly
both thumbs likely
bz has his whole fist up there
only when I try to drain the pickle
bz is keepin his hands warm this winter
Bruh my coworkers already been asking me 5 times to help with tasks and I sit here scrolling memes cause I did all my shit already 
It’s already winter
nah it stank up in there.
good for you, but it's clients and higher ups in my case, can't exactly ask them to piss off
got mine in my mouf rn
suck cock with ur ass

sir yes sir
give him the glorp
i know
the schleppe
thats why hes doin it rn
My higher ups are out of country for industry fair 
wb ur higher downs
those are called ceos

my higher ups probably railing coke somewhere tropical since we all work remote
do less, higher up
I remember my short time in a shady company organising industrial and scientific conferences in europe
good times, my first and last ever time of being on cold calls
The higher you are, the more busy you look, but actually the less you do
busy the robocaller
those are the safety dots brother
Dang, busy did the sucky suck job

Free penicillin
what are his crimes before I vote

malice
I have a very racist gif in my favorites and it calls to me like the green goblin suit
greed
It even loads first
hate
H
just post it, 80% chance it gets ignored

Based
in that case ✅
if its racist to eastern european or balkan audiences, then its a no-go
if its racist to western audiences then ur probably safe
its not racist if its against balkanoids
if it's straight you're good
if you would please consult the list of moderators
Flail works so good against crystal enemies
Preferably you falling from high place
Shit bang
Damage type actually matters, shocking
cold calling europeans was actually pretty chill, even when they were very obviously not interested at all and perhaps annoyed, they were so damn polite about it, russian callers would have gone full on suka blyat on me
except for Dutch people
for some reasons those mfs were always pretty rude
and Italians were the sweetest, it's like I'm some old friend of theirs calling, not some scammer
costco rotisserie chicken is god's gift to arizona. not far enough west to get LA's variety of food/deli, not far east enough for Buc-Es or HEB
By the way I realized our constitution permits discrimination on the basis of sexuality
we're getting a Buc-ees by me this coming year apparently
I've never been to one
i heard stories of Dutch ppl going berserk over taking their parking space
They are super entitled
apparently thats a holy site in texas
I didn't know
@wooden surge and @lyric horizon are enjoying a lovely beer together 
@lyric horizon 
I got home early
that's what I hear, but I usually don't worship places of commerce so 
Chodź tu kurwo górlaska
Gonna go in a few hours though
if the food is poppin I'm in
Jak tam pogoda
Dobrze
Hi Ledy Hi Ivan Hi Menace Hi bz11k Hi Xalrider

Zajebiście, może sobie autko odkurzę
Dojebane?
Hiii sweetie
W chuj 
Maczek się wyjebał pod siedzenie? 
Tyle liści mam naniesione, że to nawet nie jest śmieszne
Trza odkurzyć zatem
A okruchy maka na siedzeniu to nawet nie mów 
Teraz zrobię małą inwestycję i kupię preorder stalkera 2
@stone blade come lobby 2 stream 4 me 

Trochę roboty mam, a potem dalej montaż
Muszę dokończyć filmik przed stalkerem 2
Jeb się szmato
Me when poles
Szczur jebany
my AK is a Polish import, but that's the extent of my polish adjacency
Oprócz tego to weekendzik i sobie troszeczke dychnę od pracy
wouldn't it be better to do keen nagakiba instead of blood? @wooden surge
?
I will probably go for some halberds or glaives or shit
hello
tree sentinel halberd 
did you beat Sekiro yet or naw
hiii im in a playthru too but i wanna watch ppl play to kill time xd
evil ass catboy says hi to everyone but me, leaves
ok but I need to take a shit first
Depends on what you want, keen is bigger damage cus better scaling off dex and it has better damage when two-handed

next time? i'm braining that cocksucka with my bat
I will try that
Lady Butterfly handed his ass to him
Blood is good if you want to proc bleed
shit barely procs
No i to się rozumie
that is the first skill check
I think blood procs are better for quick weapons
Gotta be hitting them
Kinda hard to do chain attacks
we're playing elden ring after all
majority of bosses you have to wait 3 business days for them to do their combo rotation

@toxic delta I'll be right back I gotta take a shit
He'll take an hour
poopmaxxing
If you think bleed build is too bothersome just go for keen or quality or smth
shitting more than artem
You know good old reliable physical damage
talked to some italian subcontractors on the phone and they were indeed always WAY friendly and familiar. Like I'd call them the second time I ever spoke with them and they'd ask how I am, if my mom is ok and how their children be doing 

Why is your name different every day?
you on the race or smth ?
Keen best if you two-hand it
aaaaaaaaaa
Quality if you one hand it
commendatori
nooo
kid named time
Peanut
4 pnut
That squirrel had it coming
Goated
Also irreperably damaged my fashion style
I love the wire and its lesbo cop sex scenes
haven't seen the wire yet but multiple people have told me it's a must watch
boring for me
not imo
But i like boring things like governance so 
The wire kind of puts a different lens o the show every season
Focusing on different aspects of baltimore while sopranos focuses on the main characters the entire time
S1: drugs
S2: blagg p.eopl
S3: drugs
s4: gang violence
s5: b.lagg p oepl
i didnt watch the show
A bit reductive
It’s all of those every season tho
But you summed up the gist of it
S1: gangs
S2: drugs
S3: local politics
S4: schools and education
S5: media
S6: blagg, peopel
No those are in all seasons

@fading shuttle
I would love s6 though
white people jumpscare
You forgot poverty and Baltimore accent
black people be like: *live in baltimore*
white people be like: *avoid baltimore
im not funny at 4 AM i need to go ni ni
Baltimore residents when police
The baltimore row houses are so fucked up
The dimensions are all fucked
Its like living in a long hallway
that's how Memphis is here
Crazy that last episode aired 20 years ago
"gif about Jane Doe jumping inside KFC deep fryer"
Worst place to be a gangbanger
Collateral damage everywhere
Funny and tragic scene in the wire
Gangbangers have a shootout
For like 2 whole minutes
Hit each other zero times
Run away
A kid in an apartment gets nailed through a wall
average day in Detroit
Seseli 
sexeli 
you in the brain 
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I like women and men 
Who is this
Delight 



Occupied! Go away!!
good day, everyone 
damn, didnt know you had a bf
Occupied with what? 
It's a good one indeed, since you are here
@wooden surge do you confirm that this is kosm alt
p!who
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if being sleepy is a personality trait, then im a walking corpse
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thats not a Kosm alt
Thanks krauersaut 

i thought zov is not good
what does this mean?
It is no good
Hearts
p!translate en зов сердца
зов сердца
call of the heart

he needs to piss
call the episser
Send him pictures
wait

dont
@eager igloo 
flop wears skirts with flowers cause he thinks farts will smell nicer

@tidal trellis twink
furry
”I love my pet”

Daily #🎪bruh-fart flop flirting
@coarse bear, please give my boy @inland jackal sralniya perms back, he dindu notin 
he dont have to
i can wait 2 days
Detox
Aw man he is really excited to use his money! Hard work pays off
black keanu 
wokeism gone to far they turned keanu black


Furrys need to be stopped fr


@ruby minnow, die
Hi Delight Hi W Hi jennifer.wakeman Hi Charon Hi kreeo
hi silly
Hello 
Hi Frota
p!cat // hey there 
ні
not the bussy brand
pop that sweet bussy
busy*
busy is kill, now its @placid sail
Which one of yous got a Minecraft channel
@tidal trellis flopcorn
Dry's first good meme 
Ain't mine
thats how people meme, they just steal it, its normal
So it's even more yours 
kit kat
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@last grove (fuck_discrd_names) has been banned for reason: Didn't comply

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LOL
Lmao

wtf
Kill the child
Yo any of you guys played Sly Cooper?
Get rekt
Oi don't call me femboy now that's Flops thing
No, flop is a twink
You are a femboy
Godammit
I don't see anything wrong, but who am I to argue with the rules of the server) Thanks for the unban, I won't do it anymore
Omg he looks so cute and sad, who wouldn't free him, : ✅
Wasn't a ping to get you here, but a look at your profile as a whole
no one wanted your input twink
Shut Charon
@placid sail are you gonna get a job at the ministry of sex?
homosexual corner office
stop dressing like a twink
okay silly
I finish my showers cold, it's great
I make it super hot then super cold and shock myself
@naive bison
You wanna know where I bought these bars? The snack aisle. Where my father beat me as a child and cut my face open
should have beat you harder
kill people with hatchets and whatnot
That's terrifying
Both, cause they make out
I love my eug
Glue an H there












