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yes it can 
trepang 2 is awesome
If you eat straight citric acid often itβll tear up your mouth and throat
@lusty sonnet π
Nasty stuff
nuh uh
But, itβs a nice treat if you like sour candy
I remember eating these to the point where my mouth had bled, never ate that many again
But this shit in the past I don't have that issue anymore

Yep! Sour skittles were my go to until my mouth started getting pale and it hurt for several days
And then, little breezy realized that eating acid all the time is bad mkay
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- The first female president may be elected
- Trump is on the ballot
- The most recent Elder Scrolls game is Skyrim
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- The first female president may be elected
- Trump is on the ballot
- The most recent Elder Scrolls game is Skyrim
denaturing fish in a citric acid broth
eating it until your throat lining is literally cooked
strange indeed
You can buy 5lb bags of citric acid for as low as 20 dollars
trepang feels empty now that i finished it

oh well maybe i play some league
I will burn a hole in my stomach if itβs the last thing I do 
Why would you do that to yourself
For the meme
Not u fool
Oggi alle.
w


Who would ever willingly play league

league players
So crackfiends
what
League is the spiritual cousin of working at the ball crushing factory
uninstalling league will put you back into the normal life
βOh boy! i get to play the game!β
Someone leaves the match, you have to re-queue. (Youβve been queued for several hours)
Skibidi
after the election there's a big influx of white women crying on twitter
the seeds were planted
time to harvest

treating yourself?
no i dont have spare 30min
The children yearn for the mines
cant wait for trump to repeal the 22nd amendment and obama to come back for a third term
"IS THAT UNDERTAKER'S MUSIC"
God the first thing that associates with Obama to me is that boondocks episode
Granddad is like "I'm voting for Obama because he will bring our troops out of Afghanistan"
"Actually he will not do that"
"uuuh, i'm voting for Obama because he will lower my taxes"
"Obama proposed increased taxes in your income bracket"
Obama in 2028 when Trump repeals the 22nd ammendment
p!ambalamb
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Obama knows ball
Patrick go weewoo weewoo
thats an easy third term
I am having a brain aneurysm
looking at all these messages and listening to the thing that smutok sent makes me feel like I am slowly dying
call help pls
well this is the brain fart chat after all
Woooo your brain is melting woOoOoooo
My name is Zbigniew Kucharski
im a pedaΕ
@naive bison
I think I saw that meme already

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at the great desert. straight up "Jorking it". And by "It"? Haha. Well. Let's justr say. My wallet
p!avatar 249445128580628480
Iedy no
dont stick your dick in crazy Iedy
@solar obsidian 

@lyric horizon

copped the peanits prosthetic from the local skeleton in heft
shit got me in a recovery coma that i aint gonna be recovering from
who did he pay to get that reward
i will never understand how this works
@naive bison
Sauce?
Give
naw
ok

b-b-b-b-b-based???
i was freeing slaves in the middle of a slaver camp
double based
@solar obsidian Spread gospel to the haters
moses about to part the c
@naive bison hey man gregtech?
we're on so many layers of irony it's unreal
Flop be occupied!!!
Later!!!
me when F/ka is not far greater than 100 and I have to do the quadratic formula
I'm over here flopping my shit

spread the cheeks of the haters
#cyberpunk2077 #deathgrips #phantomliberty
P.T. Adamczyk - The Rebel Path
Death Grips - Lord of the Game
me killing team mates


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also offtopicers are fucking rude man
not based enough to be in brainfart. not retarded enough to dwell in newbies
i got plans
but not yet
if i try to fuck around rn ill die
not racist enough to be in brainfart, not unemployed enough to dwell in newbies*
REAL
I got your back

who up getting lobotomized by arrows
@narrow lotus is mass affect any good
Yes , one of the best games i have played
which one should i play first
Cause you goon
1 , 2 and 3 , Andromeda cocksucked
Start with 1 so your expectations only grow from the games , 1 is pretty rough compared to 2 or 3 but i started like a noob with 3 lol
so is andromeda shit?
Yeah i didnt like it
not enough tits?
Boring characters, boring story , and surprisingly very bad animations lol
that "game"
Tits are meaningless if attached to ugly characters lul
hornytyom why are you so down bad lately
Itβs nnn
that's just how u talk with iedy
you're not doing that do you
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honka honka booba awooga
honka honka boba
no
bot can't into horny talk
?
just joking it
see he gets it
"new"
but thank you
p!avatar motteli
Itβs a porn artist
@narrow lotus can we ping alex about this
itβs why I looked
yes
avtars shows up like shit
dafuq
@crude osprey 
@glad carbon
before it was a full pfp now its a smalls quare
how the fuck do you evne know
no it was my bf that drew it what the hell

Woman 
looks to similar
inb4 gae
cause my friends spam me with stuff that Jesus is rolling in his grave
bold of you to assume that


you got weird friends man what the hell
yeah honestly
Basedβ¦
@tidal trellis I
why do you have twinks on your screen in the first place πΈ
twink
Floper
youre one
is this like the American NRA?
naaah
well sorry
just a local association training marksmanship and competing
the american nra from 100 years ago
they have a few ranges in town and one 300 meter one that's shared with another town
i'm going to the 300 meter one this saturday
make sure you pop one into the range master. they wear that vest for a reason. it's a fun tradition
i used to direct shooting exercises :D
...what if you miss?
(can confirm the vests are bulletproof)

from personal experience? 
yea

(jk, i never got shot, but I did lead shooting exercises/tests before)
the deception 
stop being twink flop
1d20
π² 9
-# [ 9 ]
I'm really losin my shit now 
Wuh
what, if he keeps on being a twink it affects you too much? 
It dors
why do you care 
do you know what gregtech is
pick on someone your own size, little person
That is crazy
it's a brainfarter tradition to bully flop by calling him a twinm
Your literally 5β6
I'm 5'11!
yeah and i find it fun to challenge it
Minecraft modpack right
And Iβm still taller then you
its a mod rather
buit it has enough contect for a modpack
your a inch smaller
Nobody as little as you
and the harder they take
Does that mean ur immune to bullying then flop?
huh
Hell nah 
what cant touch your dick for a month?
wha
No thoughts head empty
!wormy
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No I was playing deceasedcraft
i found turkey in cordon
some people like getting laid 
one r
p!yaris
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bro youre not the one with bitches 
or men

manlet 
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flabbergasted
Holy fuck the inflation hit hard
250 grivnas
For a regular ass tabby
you can get a stick of butter if you conver that to rubles
or like half a stick really
If you are considering offing yourself over an election, please seek mental health 
Itβs not that deep
honestly i've seen people not living in the us distraught about the elections i'm like... how does that even affect you
Well yeah cause they use actual sticks
thank god im never voting or participating in politics
Itβs like a brick here
You are participating
the butter is sold as a "stick" (it's a bar)
It's an INGOT if you will
Well, politics participate in you
ha
no
you paid taxes which participate in geopolitics

Damn, even in roubles thatβs too expensive if you convert 1-1
oh hey i wonder whats sralnya doing today
#π½ΡΡΠ°Π»ΡΠ½Ρπ½ message
its like 1:3 hrivnas to rubles
I went shopping and butter at a normie grocery store was like 230
i dont have w2 form, and i literally just got out of highschool, no job yet
so nah, not even that yet
Went to a cheaper bulk store and it was 170
young'un
And thatβs in rouble
Can you even vote
yeah didnt they start importing butter from UAE
1098 for you
ok gooner game installed
Nah the one I bought was belorussian
im old enough to, just not registered
so nah
not like i would anyway if it was lmao
bydlorussian 
fuck that noise
Thatβs just mean
do not sell
yeah 
bro my pc boutta die
You do realize politics shapes the economy you will participate in 
its 24 gigs compressed to 8
weird, what platform uses that interface 

GOG
β¨ ποΈ 
actual clowns
what did he mean by this
i love US politics, it's so fair, balanced and stable

imagine choosing b/w a concivted rapist and an intelligent educated candidate.. and
YOU CHOOSE THE RAPIST
Me casting breaking ur pc spell
lmaooo
you do realize that this is true for most other countries when talking about american politics right? if the entirety of america goes under, most other countries won't be farring better for it 
People take it waaaaay too seriously
Kamala raped someone?

nah the orange guy did
π₯·πΏ cant get a job with 1 conviction, but a π₯·πΏ with 38 can become president
I saw a Reddit post someone saying trump supporters should be killed in their sleep, their houses burned down and they should be raped over this election
probably a commie
yeah dude thats too far
Least insane redditor
too far left
...in that order?
reddit is an echo chamber
i'll get to vote soon for my hometown :D
what a stable and reasonable person
r/pics has been a propaganda sloughing cell for 4 months
definitely should be taken seriously
so has been every mainstream subreddit
why are you using reddit as an example of politics, you know how fucking stupid that place is 
when they say it its fine... but when i say it...
reddit is ran by dems
Reddit is only good for porn and memes and the memes are barely half decent
flop alt spotted
Extremists are funny, normal people donβt need to be told to mellow out cause thatβs why they are normal
Reddit doesn't run gottem
itβs not hard to follow
why are there politics in my porn app
honestly the same for twitter

i'm an extreme centrist
Fr
Theyre not the same to you?
Apparently the Reddit trans subreddit is in flames cause of the election
I hate us politics so much, its been choosing the lesser of 2 evils for the past several years for me. Haven't gotten a politician we really have been able yo truthfully stand beside
i just wanna grill (BUT REALLY HARD)
i do get their frustration considering a literal rapist racist and a fascist got elected but killing people is too far
People saying they are gonna kill themselves and shit
is it not always in flames
#π«π·-general-fr is that way, Macron 
let them burn 
i just had my balls touched
Product of our awful voting system
Idk I donβt go there
by a professional urologist
no shit i cant even think what kind of laws the retard would pass
Buddy the transes are sending you javelins
ew D:

i don't go there, cause if you lie with dogs you will catch fleas
21:15*
(but I can speak a bit of french yikes)
DBZ proctology academy
The fact that voting third party is effectively a waste of a vote is why the voting system needs to change
Berni was interesting but was too much of an idealist
they are also extremely childish
You sound like someone who needs to mellow out
cant wait for election season to end, fucking ads are getting annoying as shit when its the same 4 every time
and havent been told no when young
Neither side cares for laws in your country
did he say no homo?
and have been told that youre special
Itβs over bro
or she
wait
inb4 it was a woman 
the average american might be fucking retard levels of stupid
the trend of doing porn parodies of whatever is trending got me giggling
i mean, maybe @inland jackal is a woman too and thus it'd require "no homo" too
CUTEEE
You arenβt straying far away from that statistic
Idiot
bill bur said a funny thing a while ago about how the husband of the first female president is gonna be treated, basically being told to shut the fuck up immediately 
you gotta do 10 push ups now
what happens is that a muscle in my right ball is more sensitive and pulls the ball bit more than it should be under stress, thus resulting the twisting and untwisting for next 10s
well, you know what they say about wkmen with balls 
idk dude i am probably smart enough not to vote a fucking rapist to power
Thats a bit rough, I think its pretty understandable for them to be concerned. Conservative politicians have progressively implementing laws that have been harmfull to them, so for once they got a reason to be stressing out
LITERALLY TESTICULAR TORSION

yep
ouch
muh trump gon do hitler stuff, well where was it the first time around
even the name gives me the pains
cya spice
i hope that gets better soon
you can be concerned, but if you kill yourself youre fucking retarded
eepy
it wont 
gn
umm ? were you not there from 2016 to 2020 ?
what do they say
we have to cut off your balls weseli
is it something transphobic?
Well, cant vote if you're ded 
its literally in my dna that right ball is stronger than the left one
Youβre probably stupid to realize literally every single person in mainstream American politics has metaphorical and literal skeletons in the closet. Kamala Harris withheld exhonorating evidence that would get people out of prison
damn those balls been liftin?
yea
this is the best game ever
Yet another reason why the two party system is broken
its the best game ever
free W, undeserved
what
Idk there was a poster from newgrounds classic: Pico's School.
it went something along the lines of "Chicks with dicks, twice the fun"
Oh boy I sure do love talking about politics in a chat where "no politics" is literally visible at the top of the window at all times.
Oh well yeah, I agree with that
get out of here, sdalger
Itβs allowed as long as itβs not a shitshow iedy said :)
"politics"
current talk is about my balls
you dimwit
yeah thast how its always been
positions of power always attract those who will abuse it. That's how power works
As long as people stay civil
i mean, valid if that's what you're into
I love trans people in sports

it already is 
President being a literal random vote would maybe result in better people
in women sports? 
I hope as many of them go into the female UFC as possible
yeah bro i always bet on trans people 
why did i read "I love trans people in shorts"
easiest win of your life
goddamnit xal 
What
inb4 lose anyways 
can't wait to see a heavyweight (muscly) trans man go against an equal weight (fat) woman
legit
No amount of cracked skulls will convince me otherwise
are you actually this retarded ? elections have always been about choosing the lesser evil.. its not a big revelation big guy... choosing a fucking "convicted" rapist with 26 women coming out against isnt just "skeletons in the closet"+ that too over an educated person with degree who probably was a better option is actually retardery of unknown levels
Yapping
Chatgpt, shorten this guys essay
grab em by the bussy
Iβm not gonna argue with you man Iβm just saying, be careful with how you debate
if you vote blank i will reduce the amount of babies we throw into the baby liquifier
if you vote dash i will increase the amount of babies we throw into the baby liquifier
the better question is why does such a thing exist

Phonkteraction
The fact that you can only vote one or the other, and any third option has a 99.9999% chance of being a waste of a vote is why the current system needs to change
Demetrious Johnson in a wig 
Not gonna defend trump but even the court case says he didnβt rape anybody
multi-party system with proportional representation is the way to go
where did this "waste of a vote" logic come from?
this politcal talk is making me hungy

Quick google search said he was not found guilty of rape
By jury
Rather it was βsexual abuseβ whatever that means
wasnt the big thing a defamation suit? 

No clue
As we all know the legal system in america is flawless especially for those with inordinate amounts of wealth 
did any of the felony charges stick yet?
that still can really be a lot of things
none did right?
from actual sexual abuse
The change is simple too, give people multiple votes in a single ballot. 1st vote 2nd vote. if 1st vote wonβt win, use 2nd.
to something mild
would require a new constitutional amendment i reckon
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That way people are more likely to vote third party
idk maybe get better at using google ?
wtf
that's way too logical for them to do anything
published 1h ago
ranked list ballots
can we elect king george washington like in that one assassin's creed game
there's many ways of doing proportional representation tbh
man shrimps look so fucking funny
that's a civil lawsuit
otherwise he'd do prison time
preferential is one
Vermin Supreme should have won
This is real shit, fuck politics we gotta talk about how fucking goofy shrimp and other sea creatures are
this just in: each president simultaneously wins pop vote cause we all voted for them. system broken????
Like lobsters, what the fuck is their deal?
@placid sail
Who gave them permission to be looking like that
peak performance
or get this: how about not having a single president, but a directorial republic
why the long face
Since the 1970s, at least 26 women have publicly accused Donald Trump, the president of the United States from 2017 to 2021, of rape, kissing, and groping without consent; looking under women's skirts; and walking in on naked teenage pageant contestants. Trump has denied all of the allegations.
Trump has a history of insulting and belittling wom...
Why does it not say rape
It is specifically sexual abuse for a reason
Words matter
legal definition is limited


Itβs not about what you know itβs about what you can prove
buddy is defending a rapist like hes his dad
can't embezzle money as easily
We should alect tyler the creator as president, he would solve every problem
Free white boys for everyone
wikapedia is not a reliable source
1 billion draculas
based
No, vote me president 
what is ?
govt distributed femboy boyfriends
Youβre retarded
I will give everyone a free twink

no, make Josta president
nice argument there
Sorry I canβt help you

What would be your first action as president?
@naive bison you're not even american, why are you bothering with this lmao 
Thereβs no arguing with a partisan moron
Arguing with idiots is funny
Free pizza rolls for every household
dude youre literally defending a rapist
I will make recess all day, and everyone gets TWO lunches
yeah, but you're also an idiot 
Get this man in office NOW
you do know he is like
No he isnβt
messing with you
Heβs a sexual abuser, whatever that means
oh if it's only that
@pastel quartz i thought you were going to sleep
Iβve learned to not engage with xal in any serious manner
President abuse, plz demote 
Imagine playing free defense for some billionaire 
for a job i might want to start at i'll have to talk to a criminal psychologist 
Maybe exchange a few words but, mostly disregard
wasnt there like no proof apart from word of mouth
You donβt have to use literally the worst word possible, you can have a good point without sounding like a fucking mouthbreather
You extremist idiot
This is playing semantics, its a douche bag billionaire that was best buds with epstein, while he has not been specifically convicted of rape doesn't mean he is free of suspicion and scrutiny
shitting on them is half the fun of it all
My second act as president is to make it legal for retail employees to shoot Karens, both people who act like Karens and people literally named Karen.
I feel like denying the possibility is being willfully ignorant of the person he is
what if you work retail and are named karen
Sweet little granny called karen walks in: "Sorry mam, please face the wall"
Yep, but I havenβt looked over the court case myself so I canβt provide further arguments than βlegally calling him a rapist is incorrectβ
Also itβs not criminal court either
Civil court is less concrete
what? Look granny in the eye when you shoot her, coward.
Like civil court is weird
what do we do when lebron james does something wrong?
we take him to basketball court
does civil court even hand out jail time?
OJ Simpson was found not guilty of murder in criminal court but was held liable for Nicoleβs death in civil court
yeah makes sense
Fair enough then, I think though its best not to deal in absolutes here, in a topic like this thats veiled in subjectivity going fully 100% in one direction is a fallible train of thought
My third act as president would be legalizing the ability to shoot anyone who pronounces nuclear as "nucular."
Reminds me of something george carlin said
Paraphrasing βI believe if I say something you donβt like, you have the legal right to shoot meβ
just switch to "atomic"
you can argue anything in civil court and it might stick regardless of the technicalities
first act of presidency should be: introduce the metric system 
Based
Air Canada Flight 143 moment
Ustard here and I dont see a good reason not to switch else than the inconvenience
it stupid to use it everywhere...
i agree
but just not for temperature, celsius is fucking stupid lmao
dafuq
we should just use "stone" like the brits
brother what
Yeah I hate these retards saying βthis thing has to be called the worst possible thing there is or you are evil and support itβ like Israel Gaza shit being called a genocide when itβs not, and so on
You know whatβs funny is that british people claim to like the metric system, yet donβt actually use it all the time
send link
just saying
this makes more sense
that's just a common british L
ok
look at this clusterfuck
Bro brought up Israel Oh fuck things are about to get hairy
My first act as president is to nuke the godless belgians
I KNOW!
THATS DUMB WHEN
high number = hot
low number = cold
Pretty based
Smelly knock of french fucks
thanks
kelvin 
For sure, very funny
kelvin is for space shit
idk maybe trump agreeing to pay 5 million to settle the lawsuit may mean anything ?
Iβm not discussing it. Last time I talked about it to someone Iβm pretty sure he is some Islamist/actual Jew hater/ terrorist supporter
Settlement is guilt?
ah yes, 0 degrees is the coldest weather observed in 1708/1709 and human temperature is 90 degrees
so logical
My fourth act as president will to remove the no child left behind shit. If you cannot pass the grade and don't have a neurological or medical disorder to prevent or inhibit learning in a standardized environment, congrats, you're being held back until you succeed.
We should shift topics and talk about something like, whats the best sandwich
Not touching that topic with a ten foot pole, I know what I believe about it, canβt discuss it unless itβs at the dinner table.
its a thermometer
its not gonna show 10 morbillion degrees
diddy settled with his most vocal victim with a huge sum of money too yk that right ?
and your point is...?
unless you think diddy is innocent too
water freezes at 32Β°F so intuitive
A good Italian sandwich with mozzarella and greens and cold cuts, with like banana peppers is good
that celsius is retarded, and europeans are delusional if they think its correct
Ham and cheese with lettuce, pickle, whole grain mustard, mayo, and white bread, S&P sprinkled throughout. Best sandwich ever bar none.
we should talk about what the president-elect was doing in the dungeons of fear and hunger
What's good about Fahrenheit scale?
so? were there ever examples of people settling because the lawsuit would be more expensive/ too long to drag out than to settle?
absolutes again
you have absolutely zero neuance
it makes the most basic sense
how does it make sense
Mmm, sounds like a good sandwich for when your on the go, snarfing that down on a road trip would be heavenly
I mean I get imperial system for machining. easy to divide fractions and convert etc
Does anyone remember when Hasan Piker brought on a Houthi terrorist on stream 
0=cold
higher then 0, gets hotter
sorta how celsius works
but 32 is cold
???
but for temperature? You want to use scientific values? just add absolute zero to the celsuis value
literally 0=cold and anything above is warmer
that's how a scale works in general
with kelvin 0 is the coldest you can get and anything above is warmer
literally who the fuck cares about Hasan Piker
celsius only """makes sense""" when used alongside kelvin
no?
that guy posted a drawing of a man impaled on a pike ass first on twitter, it said "this is what we will do to all zionists", Ethan Klein (a jewish guy on twitch) took offense to it, saying "this is the guy all the people that hate me support"
that was the guy who i was arguing with's evidence that ethan is a zionist who hates palestinians 
40k people and it's sad
"Mr trump what was your business colluding with the crow mauler in 1593?"
hasan has a massive grip on twitch
and he's an actual terrorist sympathizer
and apologist
Im a lefty libtard and even I hate that suedo intellectual prick
Don't start using science on a guy defending Fahrenheit while he can give 0 reason it's better besides "basic sense"
What if Pocket Cat was just randomly in the president's cabinet
i'm pretty sure he was piloting MG Excelsus fighting a cyborg

honestly fair
at the Sinkuun. Straight up "Cannibalizing It". And by "It"? Haha. Well. Let's justr say. My outlaw swordsman
Pocket cat really just is fantasy epstein huh?
yeah he grew up using it, it obviously makes more "basic sense"
he's not even intellectual, whenever he's pressed on why he lives a lavish lifestyle and not living up to his socialism, he says he's an idiot entertainer

Why was the president on the guest list at pocket cat's alley.
just like europe to base everything they do off of boiling water
who this?
idk
it's... literally an international unit
twitch
celsius is an SI derived unit, derived from kelvin which is the SI base unit for temperature
throwback to this btw
What is the physical definition? 
we gotta use a standard. Having something as universial as water at 1 ATM freeze is a good reference point
going down in history as ree tardy oswald
water freezes at 0Β°C at sea level and boils at 100Β°C at sea level
Side note im so pissed funger doesn't let you cave pocket cats skull in, I had a viceral reaction my first playthrough when he was eyeing down the girl 
good, give murderers dogshit loser names
don't call em "the night stalker"
call em retard incel
zodiac killer
i like how everyone forgot and noone cares anymore
kinda banger names
yeah zodiacs are gei
bet he killed 0 ice trucks

Hash slinging slasher
isnt his actual thing that he EATS children?
Was Jack the ripper real?
i mean he's dead and buried

despite uh, his "pocket"
they call me jack the dripper
Yep, itβs my go to if I ever make a sandwich
imagine trump goes gangster and opens up investigations in his own attemps
that would be sick when you think about it
I think its something to do with the moon god and not letting bastard children get into the good afterlife or something vaguely like that
the coolest murderers are the once who do it during wartimes
idk who this is
whaddya mean you cant just kill the pocket cat for his claymore 
Jack the piper
trump did the venom dunk on spider man twice
but on women
women are 0-2 on trump in the presidency

i will 
π½
she lost?
i thought the voting literally just happened
was it just the pop vote?
kamala lost like 5 hours ago if not more bro
trump won electorally and popular vote
he fucking blew her up
consession speech is at
4 eastern time
woa trump did WHAT
in 15 mins
Team blue didn't do so hot in the elections.
4 percent true
i wanna see how it plays out if they dont swap out biden
huh
neat
most of the shit he is gonna try will be halted in checks and balances shit, so lmao to people thinking its the end of the world 
So that's what it takes to win? 
what does that mena
democrat woman president no
republican woman president yes
??? how does this connect to your last message
chat help me out
what the fuck is he saying
and it would be beautiful
you are doing this thing where you pretend to be dense to try and make a very straight forward statement not make sense
"IM GONNA COME"
"do not come..."
kys 
im not being baited
classic Ryo L
it's like that meme of "is it okay to keep fasting on ramadan if i landed on a shawarma with extra hummus, 2 liters of water and a fruit bowl?"
headshot
the whole evidence the trump trial had was word of mouth, the dna sample was too old too be used, and the money he paid to her was mostly deflamation
it is me or did kamala hella age in 4 years DAMN
joe biden has looked 150 years old for the last 30 years
trump just became more orange
dude he shot him from like 100 meters with a fucking red dot
same lmao
its a miracle he hit something
still missed
I kinda feel bad for her. All that work only to get beaten by some trust fund baby
"all that work"
what work

Campaigning is work
DIDNT SHE WIN ZERO VOTES IN THE DEMOCRAT PRIMARIES 
easiest fkn shot ever
idk wasn't she working politics for like 30 years?
was it work towards the presidency?
she got too far in my opinion
she ran the primaries, got blown the fuck out
thrown a safety net to the vice presidency
like i go for 300 meters on silhouettes with irons and basically never miss
man i wanna own a gun
shooting at 100 meters with a dot is not hard at all
what stops you?
the CIA isn't sending their best 
where you from, can you get guns easily?
money
no, russia
oh damn
just get a 150$ plinker
there's gotta be laws
nah if im getting a gun it's gonna be a shotgun for home defense
you will have to pay the goverment officials
yeah gun laws in russia i heard are... interesting
or you will have ot waity like 5 years to get a license
Baikal MP 161k? 
they are leaving their limbs on the house perimeter
I want to own a musket and powdered wig for home defense
it's just my service rifle, govt property
but I can buy it off the govt if i like
intruder not gonna live if you dump 30 rounds of .22lr into their chest
she lost cause she's a woman 
neither may i have enough time to dump 30
Get the .22 SMG with the huge rotary drum magazine that takes forever to load
22lr for hard times, hunting mostly, 12g for home defense, 9mm for self defense
a ks-23 for self defense just like the internal troops intended
@eager igloo 
like you gonna get swarmed by crackhead burglars if anything no way they put on body armor
Shoot your intruders with a swarm of angry bees
bro i'm nailing my neighbour 3 houses down π
with a barrikada
the american 180? the "angry bees"??
Yes
hol up, gotta reload

2 hours later
p90 and any rotary mag gun:
extremely cheap ammo and good cap mags
he is in russia
-WHO WANTS TO OWN A P90?
- ποΈ ποΈ ποΈ ποΈ
-WHO WANTS TO LOAD THE MAGS
400$ including ammo
honestly regular mags are fine
22 magnum
i just have 20 rnd 5.56 mags
yes
doesnt it hold like 21+1
if you can't take em out with 30 rounds of 22WMR...
I DO LOVE BLOWING A GOLF BALL SIZE HOLE THROUGH A TRUCK ENGINE 
get into hunting
Barikada my beloved
M2 Browning mounted at the top of the stairs for home defense
The burst of the M2 Browning set off the car alarm of the house near by
I if ever have a house on an estate the roof will house a remote controlled turret
imagine
How about vegan
SG550?
metro 
the first shot misses target entirely because m2 is most accurate in bursts, nailing the neighbors shitty honda accord
ye

sproing
sg550
mountain dweller detected
it is

Russia: The DhSk is a very complex, expensive weapon to produce. We will make few of them and use them sparingly.
America: EIGHT FUCKING M2 BROWNINGS PER PLANE
nope
how based is the swiss state for just handing over ARs to their citizens?
Welp good to know
what do you pay for the SG550?
Buddy he literally admitted it on this deposition
like 750 francs?
sg550 mag is nose-in rock back, g36 is straight in
i didn't pay a single franc
it's govt property
I feel like they are as close as you can get as Super Earth giving Kids a M1903 for their 18th birthday
Politics? In my brainfart?
also they don't
but you can buy it out after your reserve time ends, right?
You speak Italian ?
ive said plenty of horrible shit in my dms too 
Get a SL8, reverse engineer it back to a G36. Perfectly legal and the feds won't be busting down your door to confiscate it, I swear.
Sono italiano, Γ¨ diverso 
wait nvm


