#🎪bruh-fart

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wooden surge
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You can run some normal ench and ash of war you like on it

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It's still gonna be good

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Do Keen then so you get better scaling off dex

minor cypress
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Big number next to blood loss stat means faster bleed. Better scaling mean bigger dmg number

minor cypress
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Whatcha stats look like now

coarse bear
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Though you can only effeciently proc bleed a few times before the immunity builds up too far to be viable
Good thing bleed is just always devastating

wooden surge
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Yep, the damage is too good. There's very few bosses on which you gonna need more than those 4-5 procs you get

coarse bear
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Or become a moron like me

storm stream
coarse bear
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Marika's Hammer may primarily be Holy damage (which was useless before DLC, haven't checked since), but I'm spamming that mf charged heavy

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All problems are nails, and Marika gave me a big hammer

wooden surge
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Hammer strength is in the poise breaks KekSkew

primal rapids
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I killed a god and his boytoy by hitting them repeatedly with a giant evil sunflower

broken topaz
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Big sword simple as

stone blade
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I brought da hotdog

wooden surge
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Also to add to what zoro said, the letters in scaling mean how weapon and it's dmg scale off your stats. You want the higher letter stat bigger (S>A>B>C>D) so in this case dex is your main source of bonus dmg scaling.
Most of your damage comes from upgrades and scaling

stone blade
primal rapids
wooden surge
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Also you want at least 40 VIG pepeok2

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Then you can dump points into other stats mainly your base stat like Str/dex/arc/int

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And END

primal rapids
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99 strength, ignore all other stats

wooden surge
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Ivan needs the vig peepoGlad

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He's gon get hit

primal rapids
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Ivan needs the unga bunga and to git gud

stone blade
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jesus you guys

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God forbid a man first time a game

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assholes

wooden surge
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Just giving you basic tips shrug

stone blade
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are these good?

wooden surge
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Go on and bitch then

primal rapids
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Jesus can’t help you here.

stone blade
wooden surge
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Do a quality build sidfu

stone blade
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I'm legit

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not refering to you kreo

wooden surge
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I retract my previous statement

primal rapids
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No, twinblade talisman is dogshit. Turtle talisman is good.

wooden surge
stone blade
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well I have these

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idk

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I used to have some twig but thats gone

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maybe it broke

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Axe sounds nice

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better charged

primal rapids
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Axe talisman is good if you’re doing charged heavy attacks, blessed dew talisman gives a bit of passive healing which is nice in the early game.

unreal gull
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when you gonna finish Sekiro bro

wooden surge
stone blade
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oh

primal rapids
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The twig was basically Elden Ring’s version of the Ring of Sacrifice

wooden surge
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Yeah swap the twinblade for either axe or dew

stone blade
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Also

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Wtf are ruin fragments used for

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It says crafting

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but

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what can I craft with them it doesn't say

primal rapids
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Mostly useless shit

stone blade
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oh

wooden surge
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Rainbow stones KekSkew

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That's the main use

minor cypress
wooden surge
stone blade
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died again

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by birds

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damn

wooden surge
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(there are some spots that kill you but don't break them)

minor cypress
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Yeah the birds are ass

primal rapids
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Have you seen the birds in Caelid yet?

stone blade
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the barrels have the explosion radius of hiroshima

stone blade
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ran away from one

wooden surge
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Plink barrels with bow from the room

stone blade
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I donthave arrows

wooden surge
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Craft?

stone blade
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no materials

wooden surge
primal rapids
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Craft them from the bones of your enemies, random goats

stone blade
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I have

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daggers?

wooden surge
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Buy arrows then

minor cypress
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Oh wait are you at that one grace at the top of the lift near bird purgatory rooftops

stone blade
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yes

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idk where the other one is

minor cypress
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Go out door, look right, hop

wooden surge
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Kale sells arrows

stone blade
wooden surge
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The first Church

minor cypress
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Go out door towards birds, look right. Parkour to other roof

wooden surge
primal rapids
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Kale also sells the crafting book for holy water pots if you feel like nuking undead from existence

stone blade
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this is to the right

minor cypress
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Yes

wooden surge
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There yes

minor cypress
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Aim for corner of the roof

stone blade
minor cypress
stone blade
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oke

wooden surge
stone blade
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I made it

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barely

wooden surge
minor cypress
stone blade
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NOT AGAIN

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r you people trolling?

minor cypress
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Oh you thought you could escape the birds

wooden surge
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Get arrows for them KekSkew

minor cypress
wooden surge
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Makes life easier

stone blade
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I KILLED IT

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hitless

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I'm too good

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ok I looted the corpse

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now where

minor cypress
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You're gonna want to explore the roofs roofs. Lots of shortcuts and drop down areas

primal rapids
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Now, ascend towards your destiny of ascending and then descending on your enemies

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Look for a fallen pillar

wooden surge
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Can't wait for when he reaches Scion KEK

pale ingot
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kill everything @stone blade

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ez

primal rapids
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I usually cheese that one with fireballs or glintstones through the doorway because I am a filthy cleric/sorcerer

stone blade
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I got the claw talisman

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where should I go now?

primal rapids
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Jump attacks can be very strong in Elden Ring for damage and poise breaking depending on your weapons

narrow lotus
stone blade
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well shit

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I got him

glad carbon
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@placid sail wake up wake up

stone blade
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died

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gg

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have to re-do the entire area again

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cuz

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theres no grace sites here

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just the two

wooden surge
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Gotta make it to the courtyard one

placid sail
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stupid american politics aside now

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real shit

craggy wigeon
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Brainfart

craggy wigeon
wooden surge
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Miku PepeHappy

placid sail
craggy wigeon
placid sail
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me want summer :(

stone blade
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died

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I cant reach the grace site man

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this is crazy

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wtf

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I'm not killing 500 enemies every time man

glad carbon
wooden surge
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Just skip them

stone blade
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I AM

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I STILL DIED

wooden surge
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Get grace

stone blade
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because theres a troll

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infront of the grace

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its insane

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wtf

wooden surge
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Be fast

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You can make it and reset him

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You can also get him to smash the shiny rock hes close by peepoSmile

stone blade
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ok I made it

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fk this place

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genuinely

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3000 enemies

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and like 3 grace sites

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so much verticality

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so much backtracking

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horribly designed

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lets see how quickly godrick will 1 tap me

placid sail
neon plume
wooden surge
broken topaz
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No he's on attempt 5

tidal trellis
stone blade
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aoh nice

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Flame birds

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cool

tidal trellis
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hazbin s2 been fucking leaked skull4k

broken topaz
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Real?

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Full season?

tidal trellis
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Yeah

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Yup

stone blade
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perfect for a twink like you

tidal trellis
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Major plot points and songs

broken topaz
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The twinks are eating good rn

potent hamlet
tidal trellis
potent hamlet
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good morning

storm stream
broken topaz
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If one of the plot points isnt me and angel dust in a room together idc

tidal trellis
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Salutations

broken topaz
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😔

fading shuttle
tidal trellis
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Smh Alex

minor cypress
tidal trellis
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Cori is angel dust so

naive bison
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politic

tidal trellis
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Xal

broken topaz
stone blade
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I KILLED GODRICKJ

low atlas
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flop is still writing

stone blade
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WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tidal trellis
stone blade
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@wooden surge I DID IT

tidal trellis
glad carbon
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gn @broken topaz @placid sail

naive bison
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@glad carbon peepostarechamp2

tidal trellis
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Goober

tidal trellis
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Greetings

stone blade
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Godrick went down pretty quickly

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I got hit but idc

naive bison
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holy shit

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now these are the recommended i want

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absolute fent demon

wooden surge
stone blade
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now what to do

wooden surge
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Go to Lurnia and progress to Capitol

green schooner
wooden surge
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You need lift medalion

potent hamlet
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my brother wasted my time this morning lol

wooden surge
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You can attempt doing Rennala but it's entirely optional

potent hamlet
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i wanted to do stuff and he wont stop roaming around the house instead of going himself to work

wooden surge
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(and not hard tbh)

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Why didn't you just do the stuff? gabagool

tidal trellis
wooden surge
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???

broken topaz
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I just demolished a sub

green schooner
broken topaz
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Nothing, i went to subway

green schooner
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oh

tidal trellis
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THEY MEAN THE SANDWICH

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Goober

green schooner
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you never know these days

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twink

broken topaz
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Worded ambiguously on purpose

tidal trellis
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I am gonna vaporize u charon

green schooner
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with what

broken pebble
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Hi Flop. gCatWave

green schooner
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Your twink powers

minor cypress
tidal trellis
tidal trellis
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Somehow idk

tidal trellis
broken topaz
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Honestly a sub, cookie and drink for 6 euros isnt so bad

green schooner
broken pebble
tidal trellis
tidal trellis
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U?

green schooner
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twink

broken pebble
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tired, got drunk at a bonfire party last night so currently recovering from hangover

tidal trellis
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Bruh...

broken pebble
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but it was fun

broken topaz
tidal trellis
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Idk it generated that way

broken topaz
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You gotta carry all that water

tidal trellis
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I ain't carrying no water, that stuff heavy

minor cypress
# stone blade yes?

You do you, i figured you'd be way farther in with those weapons. You got way more content ahead of you

broken pebble
green schooner
stone blade
tidal trellis
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YOU carry large amounts of water

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Go on mr

broken pebble
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i can.

tidal trellis
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Bet

minor cypress
broken topaz
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Tbf water is heavy

stone blade
tidal trellis
broken topaz
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My word means nothing to them

minor cypress
# stone blade

Moar vigor. Also check armor stats for better pieces to wear

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25 is a comfy start, 40 is reccomend.

minor cypress
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Did you start a class or go gigachad lvl 1 start

green schooner
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Twink did you say guhhh yet today

pale ingot
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Omg so twink @tidal trellis

stone blade
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DOWN YOU GO

tidal trellis
wooden surge
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Needs more VIG borpanodders

tidal trellis
eager igloo
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Hii @green schooner oil up

pale ingot
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Hello @green schooner

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Oil up

green schooner
tidal trellis
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What he say

low atlas
wooden surge
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@green schooner oil up

eager igloo
minor cypress
coarse bear
eager igloo
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Tongue

wooden surge
eager igloo
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Crucial language context is lost in translation tho

wooden surge
inland jackal
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Afternoon twink @tidal trellis

eager igloo
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@inland jackal

inland jackal
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@eager igloo sidfu

eager igloo
inland jackal
eager igloo
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Bitch

wooden surge
inland jackal
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@wooden surge iedy govna

eager igloo
eager igloo
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madge 🖕

inland jackal
coarse bear
wooden surge
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Dobra sklej PU_PepeFuckYou

green schooner
wooden surge
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@inland jackal

green schooner
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???

coarse bear
green schooner
coarse bear
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"Выебанный иезор? Ну ладно"
clueless

broken topaz
inland jackal
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Fuck you @wheat kestrel

wooden surge
inland jackal
coarse bear
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Pregnant react W if you want him to be pre-emptively muted

pale ingot
coarse bear
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Chadge react if he should live

inland jackal
digital quartz
wooden surge
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Mute him for one yottasecond

inland jackal
wooden surge
coarse bear
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Remember your main opp, @inland jackal

wooden surge
pale ingot
inland jackal
frail scaffold
inland jackal
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Hi shine

frail scaffold
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Hii

pale ingot
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you stink @frail scaffold

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smelly face

frail scaffold
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Proof?

pale ingot
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I said so

tidal trellis
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Not sufficient

frail scaffold
naive bison
inland jackal
inland jackal
foggy mantleBOT
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frail scaffold
pale ingot
inland jackal
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@tidal trellis nobody asked what you think twink

wooden surge
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Damn

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Twink killed the chat sadge

low atlas
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alas'

digital quartz
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the bullying did it in

wooden surge
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Naaaah

frail scaffold
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Didnt this game come out in like 2002

wooden surge
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Which one

frail scaffold
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Metroid

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Well

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Prime 1 specifically

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But i guess there was the remaster

wooden surge
stone blade
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@frail scaffold hi

frail scaffold
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Hiii

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Yeah its def for remaster then

wooden surge
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Most likely

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Doubt it's for og one KekSkew

placid sail
tidal trellis
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3 whole pings

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My god

wooden surge
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Oh it's the fencing gal PepeHappy

tidal trellis
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Why is the sword like that

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Looks like a drill bit

coarse bear
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It's a zweihander, no?

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Ah no

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A flame-bladed sword or wave-bladed sword has a characteristically undulating style of blade. The wave in the blade is often considered to contribute a flame-like quality to the appearance of a sword. The dents on the blade can appear parallel or in a zig-zag manner. The two most common flame-bladed swords are rapiers or Zweihänders. A flame-bla...

placid sail
wooden surge
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Flamberge borpanodders

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It can be a zweihander tho

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Square and rectangle situation peepoGlad

tidal trellis
wooden surge
placid sail
frail scaffold
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I don't remember what the irl purpose of an undulating blade was

wooden surge
placid sail
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wiki says wavy pattern better holds vibration and therefore, less prone to breaking, but mostly it is a just a premium skin

coarse bear
frail scaffold
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Duh

coarse bear
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Bourgeoisie invaders

tidal trellis
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You maybe

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Are

wooden surge
frail scaffold
digital quartz
narrow lotus
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The Trump card has been unleashed

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Hello gayfart i returned

fading shuttle
narrow lotus
wooden surge
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Hello mister political

quaint ore
wooden surge
quaint ore
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I wish

true sedge
tidal trellis
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No just gonna put dirt in ur eye

digital quartz
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next few years are certainly going to be interesting

low atlas
green schooner
tidal trellis
tidal trellis
low atlas
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no i mean can you reach his eye if you're infront of him

tidal trellis
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Well, yeah

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Should be able to

low atlas
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maybe if he picks you up

tidal trellis
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I am not short!

pale ingot
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how

low atlas
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i somehow dont believe your height

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doesnt know weight

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perfectly remembers height

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hmmm

tidal trellis
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Why is my height unbelievable

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It's average

digital quartz
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4'3" 100lbs

wooden surge
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Lying on interwebs

low atlas
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i never said it wasnt

placid sail
tidal trellis
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I can remember one thing but not the other surrae

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Shrimple as

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NOT AGAIN

inland jackal
unreal gull
tidal trellis
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Sigh....

narrow lotus
tidal trellis
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Do not

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The Friday command is more than enough

narrow lotus
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p!friday

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!friday

split canyonBOT
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coarse bear
inland jackal
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!friday

split canyonBOT
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tidal trellis
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There we go!

placid sail
narrow lotus
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kekl i didnt even know about this one

tidal trellis
mossy void
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Is flop actually 4 ft tall

low atlas
unreal gull
digital quartz
tidal trellis
low atlas
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you'll borrow one im sure

placid sail
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spice you're autistic, not retarded

tidal trellis
placid sail
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use some imagination

narrow lotus
tidal trellis
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idk which has high heels

mossy void
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Bro I have almost two feet on you flop you’re most certainly short
And that’s pretty based

digital quartz
tidal trellis
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That's the DOOMSLAYER

unreal gull
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cool, saving these gems for posterity

tidal trellis
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Get it right

placid sail
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it supposed to convey how plop feels he looks like when he threatens someone as usual, opposed to how he really looks

narrow lotus
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honestly , i think eleciton talk should be allowed , it's not censored in any way shape or form

frail scaffold
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I personally like my iedy screenshots more

digital quartz
narrow lotus
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as long as ppl dont go ape about it , civilised discussion are allowed

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cant censor the election

coarse bear
tidal trellis
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Now I want to replay DOOM2016 now, look at what you've done busy

tidal trellis
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This is your fault

green schooner
low atlas
#

city administrator trump is real

green schooner
#

Don’t open twitter

#

It is bad

low atlas
#

ty

green schooner
narrow lotus
#

Goodbye tarkov

unreal gull
naive bison
digital quartz
#

first 3 posts were gore

tidal trellis
#

What fool uses Twitter in 2024 besides for laughs

digital quartz
#

and 2 were Elon

naive bison
unreal gull
narrow lotus
green schooner
digital quartz
green schooner
#

Would be perfect

narrow lotus
#

14 days until we Skiff all over the Zone

naive bison
frail scaffold
#

LMFAO

green schooner
#

LOL

naive bison
#

and the Russians will pay for it

frail scaffold
#

Personally oversees development

digital quartz
naive bison
green schooner
# naive bison

My state turned red and I knew he was gonna win ngl since we are one of the top key states

unreal gull
#

I live in TN, I didn't even bother voting.

low atlas
naive bison
#

i'm fairly certain republicans basically do not win the popular vote at all

green schooner
unreal gull
naive bison
low atlas
#

was that the UK?

frail scaffold
#

I dont vote either?

narrow lotus
low atlas
#

i swear i remember theres a country where you must vote

narrow lotus
#

FOR PEANUT

frail scaffold
#

Where tf is it illegal

digital quartz
#

you get fined for not voting

#

but you can abstain

narrow lotus
frail scaffold
#

Oh well thats obvious

low atlas
#

ah thats the one

narrow lotus
#

Australia will soon be like Helldivers where they vote for you

frail scaffold
#

TRUE

digital quartz
#

its a better more robust system than having almost half your country not participate in the democratic process

frail scaffold
#

They'll add a couple slot machines to the voting buildings too

naive bison
#

what the fuck are nixon's stats

#

holy shit

#

nixon SWEEP

#

what happened there i have no clue about this kekl

frail scaffold
#

Wasnt nixon the one busted for wire tapping

narrow lotus
#

Yes it was

#

Nixon was a pig lol

frail scaffold
#

Thats probably what happened

unreal gull
#

your vote really makes a difference here 🙂

digital quartz
#

its kind of wild that watergate wouldn't even be a story in this modern political climate

narrow lotus
#

Kennedy always had his head in the game

digital quartz
#

imagine if Trump did Watergate lmao

narrow lotus
digital quartz
#

wouldn't even be a story

naive bison
green schooner
#

Impossible

naive bison
#

something about his campaign being wiretapped

#

yeah it was fake

digital quartz
#

wich was a lie

naive bison
#

some mentally ill media guy said he had a dossier of trump hiring hookers to piss on a bed that obama slept in in a hotel

narrow lotus
#

Harambe dies 2016: Trump elected.
Peanut dies 2024: Trump elected. Your sacrifices will never be forgotten.

naive bison
unreal gull
green schooner
#

Obviously

unreal gull
#

the culture war rages on

green schooner
#

It’s peak

naive bison
#

whenever trump is out of office, a beloved animal dies

unreal gull
#

can't remember anyone elected in my life time that brought the nation together, or brought things to a state that the majority thought was a good state to be, just people endlessly complaining, brother against brother, neighbor against neighbor. it's always the same

naive bison
#

we should keep trump cryogenically frozen in the white house to make sure no cool pets die

unreal gull
low atlas
#

causes divide when the outcomes are usually the same

frail scaffold
#

The people are weaker divided

low atlas
#

same shit, different flavor

unreal gull
narrow lotus
prime zenith
low atlas
#

i absolutely love losing friends because x person didnt vote for y

naive bison
low atlas
#

and they rip each others throats out

unreal gull
#

it's just a competitive sport, for people to try to dunk on each other or score hits on each other

low atlas
naive bison
#

remember what sundowner said

unreal gull
#

people that like to argue get to endlessly argue into the void

naive bison
#

"remember what good war did for us
technology
jobs
a common purpose"

low atlas
#

like they went to the same kindergarten and have been rolling with it since

low atlas
#

and the moment they started voting, they just rip each others throats out every 4 years

naive bison
eager igloo
prime zenith
#

As long as you are a decent human being we do not care about your votes

#

✊🏼

low atlas
eager igloo
naive bison
#

what kind of creature are you

#

where are you from

prime zenith
eager igloo
naive bison
prime zenith
#

Kinda wanted trump to lose to see elons reaction

#

How he copes on twitter

naive bison
#

you're so mean myshinka

#

for no reason

digital quartz
pastel quartz
#

Praying nothing will happen

pale ingot
#

(something will happen)

pastel quartz
#

Please let this be a nothing burger of the next 4 year

solar obsidian
#

evil @eager igloo be like:
hello everyone, how are you?

eager igloo
#

Get a job

digital quartz
unreal gull
#

I will say no one is storming the capitol rn, that is nice.

tidal trellis
#

??? Day in a row of the same random scam caller, calling me

#

This guy is persistent, I'll give him that

digital quartz
#

you got a stalker Flop

#

pack pepper spray

tidal trellis
#

It's just a scam caller

solar obsidian
frail scaffold
#

I got this guy calling me, he calls me james and kept asking me to vote

solar obsidian
frail scaffold
#

I just ignored him

tidal trellis
#

I'm going mad

wooden surge
low atlas
#

@tidal trellis you should pick up

#

it might be a pakistani gamma user that wants to call you a twink live

solar obsidian
#

anyway, im just waiting for the russian presidental elections. i do hope my favorite president wins

wooden surge
#

Enjoys the attention tomfoolery

low atlas
#

turkish elections are where its at

tidal trellis
low atlas
#

whaddya know

#

im not

#

False

#

i take that mantle

placid sail
wooden surge
eager igloo
tidal trellis
solar obsidian
wooden surge
naive bison
#

love the onion

narrow lotus
inland jackal
naive bison
#

i'll just give him the horse bro

narrow lotus
#

Real

solar obsidian
#

instead we got this peepostarechamp2 and removed the original pepe stare

wooden surge
solar obsidian
#

that reminds me, Dry 100% promised me he will add it back clueless

wooden surge
#

Chud mods what can you do shrug

#

He said an hour and it was more than that

#

Time to do the thing

digital quartz
#

wait a second

wooden surge
#

Okay?

digital quartz
#

shouldnt we as brainfart vote our own moderators

naive bison
pastel quartz
#

"I can't wait to see the election results, I wonder who will win!"
The election results:

wooden surge
digital quartz
#

no moderation without representation

green schooner
#

Cause it’s to funny

visual stirrup
#

what retard subreddit is this?

green schooner
wooden surge
visual stirrup
#

why become a racist?
it's common knowledge that immigrants can turn conservative as soon as they get citizenship
they either revert to their own native conservatism, or pick up American conservatism

naive bison
wooden surge
#

I heard that Swiss joke about immigrants

naive bison
#

a certain insult for black people comes out often if they say the vote for trump

solar obsidian
#

@coarse bear, re-add this, please

naive bison
#

U T one

visual stirrup
#

The american left and american right haven't figured out that mexicans are very catholic

solar obsidian
naive bison
#

they love minorities until they disagree

solar obsidian
naive bison
wooden surge
green schooner
eager igloo
#

Tired

green schooner
#

Same

green schooner
#

True….

#

I sleep now

frail scaffold
#

Ninii

naive bison
#

terar

narrow lotus
#

do the duckass shaker

placid sail
solar obsidian
inland jackal
placid sail
#

since we're talking lego impression

placid sail
#

there should be yoda crushing his balls with stone and screaming party

digital quartz
placid sail
#

I thought there's only two parties in morica

#

or is that "it exists but nobody gives a fuck other than 2,5 people" deal

narrow lotus
#

pretty much

#

its the same here as well

#

but they get like 8% or shit nobody cares

digital quartz
#

with the greens being loosely based on european greens

solar obsidian
#

here you go, friend

digital quartz
#

but thats a bit doubtful since they don't really talk about anything a european green party would care about

pastel quartz
visual stirrup
#

there's only one party

#

the capitalist party

naive bison
#

Honey, 17 minutes of LowTierGod being racist against black people dropped

visual stirrup
#

really edging that mute, huh?

solar obsidian
visual stirrup
#

i'm not pinging the mods

digital quartz
visual stirrup
#

i am complicit in this

coarse bear
solar obsidian
visual stirrup
#

@naive bison
Did you you think that you were in a different server?

coarse bear
#

Missed your chance

naive bison
#

yes

solar obsidian
visual stirrup
#

forgot what server you were tabbed into?

naive bison
#

as in

visual stirrup
naive bison
#

no i knew i was in brainfart

coarse bear
naive bison
#

not giving mods any reasons jokerge

solar obsidian
#

cant even eep 1984

green schooner
#

Iedy said it’s ok

naive bison
potent hamlet
#

I arrived late at class and they left me out, lol

digital quartz
fading shuttle
#

Which political party will execute prisoners using a pit of vipers, and which will drop a piano or anvil on the prisoner

digital quartz
#

the looney tunes party

potent hamlet
potent hamlet
#

So basically, gave me the hope I could stay and then said I should leave and come back tomorrow

fading shuttle
#

I like "rock to head" party

solar obsidian
pale ingot
#

let's go back to keelhauling people

digital quartz
fading shuttle
#

True rock to head party has never been in effect

solar obsidian
lyric horizon
naive bison
potent hamlet
fading shuttle
#

What kind of madman bets on elections

arctic talon
#

Would've been a few shekels richer

naive bison
#

xqc just put the reaction videos in the bag lil bro

potent hamlet
#

Because they're brutal and savage and shit

fading shuttle
lyric horizon
#

I also were in a Christian school (still am a believer) but they were tolerant towards other religions

solar obsidian
digital quartz
#

a fool and his money are soon parted

potent hamlet
#

Imagine kids of like 6 to 10 watching a girl getting dug on the ground and then throw rocks at her until her face wasn't recognizable

digital quartz
#

no I dont think I will

potent hamlet
fading shuttle
lyric horizon
#

We shouldnt do religion wars. History taught us about that already

pastel quartz
naive bison
#

we had religion classes in school and they were teaching both islam and christianity

#

it was like 1st 2nd grades

potent hamlet
naive bison
#

Russia

lyric horizon
#

I am learning about other cultures here haha

#

Oh

digital quartz
#

religion in german schools was more about philosophy and spirituality with the main backdrop of christianity and other religions

fading shuttle
#

We didn't have religion classes because Bulgaria is advanced modern country URAAAAAAAA 🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬

lyric horizon
naive bison
#

speaking of religion, god i hate muslim e-celebs

lyric horizon
#

Kid almost dies then gets brought back to life by God

naive bison
#

not because they are muslim at all

potent hamlet
#

Funnily enough, as people grew up, kids noticed religion was just class break 2

pastel quartz
#

I used to go to a Christian school

naive bison
#

i hate them cause they lie about their religion for clout

pastel quartz
potent hamlet
#

Like nobody took attention to it because it never had a real grade

naive bison
#

every mf who says he's muslim and fucking 30 bitches a night talks about how islam allows many wives

minor cypress
arctic talon
naive bison
#

and that mf is unmarried

naive bison
#

and every retard in his orbit

fading shuttle
naive bison
digital quartz
#

social media and perfomativity? No way

fading shuttle
#

I can count the amount of genuine ones on half a hand

minor cypress
#

The reactions from both sides are entertaining as shit

lyric horizon
#

I mean

lyric horizon
fading portal
arctic talon
naive bison
minor cypress
potent hamlet
#

Instead of saying from 1.0 to 7.0, the teachers are forced to put: "MB" (Muy bien) "B" (Bien) "R" (Regular) "M" (Malo) and "MM" (Muy Malo)

digital quartz
#

its the getting cancelled routine, get cancelled for heinous shit you did or said -> act out performative christianity, masculinity etc. etc. -> be reborn

potent hamlet
#

And if you fucked up the religion exams intentionally, they put "I" which most of us thought it said: "Imbécil"

lyric horizon
#

I also noticed, people started REALLY shitting on catholicism for some reason and praise orthodox.

#

Is it called orthodox?

dreamy flaxBOT
#
:flag_pl: **Polish** *(polski)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Orthodoxy

naive bison
#

not only is sneako an actual cuck, he's a religion cuck

digital quartz
naive bison
#

he talked shit on islam

lyric horizon
#

He is a cunt

digital quartz
#

there is more different christian denominations than orthodoxy

naive bison
#

a bunch of islamists sent him death threats

#

he apologized and converted

#

bitch mf behavior kekl

fading shuttle
naive bison
arctic talon
lyric horizon
#

I found it pretty weird

solar obsidian
naive bison
#

sneako is at the "i am so into islam i will try to rationalize rampant pedophilia and child marriage in islam and try to argue against age of consent" arc rn

fading shuttle
#

Was it? It's just a mascot

lyric horizon
#

I don't care about the changes that happened so far except a few.

arctic talon
digital quartz
#

those sound like german cautionary fairy tales

naive bison
#

why the ((( ))) around skinny jeans peepostarechamp2

lyric horizon
#

It doesn't change my point of view on religion

#

Still going to church and praying.

fading shuttle
naive bison
#

is it a reference to that plugin that puts ((( ))) around jews on twitter

tidal trellis
#

My religious teacher would have a seizure if he knew who I hung out with lmao

paper schooner
#

YOOO THIS IS FIRE

dreamy flaxBOT
#

📚 Idolatry ( | 'aɪdɑlətri )

  • The worship of idols; the worship of physical objects or images as gods
potent hamlet
#

She wore a short skirt and got instant combustion

solar obsidian
#

hmm hmmtakenote

fading shuttle
#

It's a mascot, not a stand in for god, worshipping the holy mother isn't idolatry to the Vatican, why is this mascot considered such

minor cypress
solar obsidian
#

@fading shuttle, spitting fax left and right

tidal trellis
#

Goober

minor cypress
tidal trellis
#

nah

fading shuttle
#

The people who complain about Luce being idolatry either are already not catholic and do not share the same ideals, or have a severe misunderstanding of what idolatry is

tidal trellis
#

Never catch me looking anything like that

minor cypress
#

"That fig tree didnt have any fruit and Jesus was hungry, so he smite that bitch."

lyric horizon
#

Its literally

#

It aint a god

fading shuttle
lyric horizon
#

You are not worshipping her or anything, she just became a mascot

south island
lyric horizon
#

Its pretty funny to me

#

And what was the cause behind making her?

digital quartz
#

marketing

lyric horizon
#

MARKETING OF RELIGION?

#

Oh my

#

I mean

fading shuttle
lyric horizon
#

Alright I guess

fading shuttle
#

and people cant deal with that

lyric horizon
#

Do what you want I guess

#

She looks like a G

paper schooner
#

Most meta way to play would be to spam "pray to god" 24/7 and then oneshot the antichrist

digital quartz
fading shuttle
lyric horizon
#

Soon, they will pay people to be believers

#

Wait

#

Dont they do that already?

digital quartz
#

it might honestly be the oldest form of marketing now that I think about

minor cypress
#

Sometimes i miss the catholic parents vs pagan friends debates. Learned so much lore from that

solar obsidian
solar obsidian
fading shuttle
# lyric horizon Is it called orthodox?

yeah, eastern orthodoxy, 99% of the people who call themselves "orthodox" online have never been to church or spoken with an orthodox priest, dont listen to them

potent hamlet
#

WAIT

#

If you make a ballistic shield

lyric horizon
#

Man

#

I am slowly not getting these baits

digital quartz
#

gotta read up on the great schism

fading shuttle
solar obsidian
lyric horizon
potent hamlet
#

With a V shape

#

Would it ricochet more?

digital quartz
#

???

lyric horizon
#

This conversation was...more useful than usual. Let me do something productive now.

digital quartz
#

you need to let us partake in your thoughts from the beginning if you expect an answer

naive bison
narrow lotus
narrow lotus
#

otherwise if they are shooting small ammo the shield will just catch it

digital quartz
fresh rose
solar obsidian
potent hamlet
fading shuttle