🎪bruh-fart

[inland jackal]

bilde

[stone blade]

Сломанный презерватив looking ahh

[deep topaz]

anyone in america please write me in on the ballot

i will nuke malaysia

[river zealot]

Change the command back the one before was funnier

[prime zenith]

do u think he slobbered on trumps cock

[storm stream]

who hit it and why?

[mossy void]

He did

Many times

At least once a day

[river zealot]

Old

[steel bone]

It's easier to delete than to revert the old vid

[river zealot]

She is like 13 or something

[prime zenith]

us A
us A

[stone blade]

I think it means have a nice evening idk

[mossy void]

God bless america

[steel bone]

[mossy void]

[stone blade]

God bless racism

[ocean shoal]

Who won the election?

[deep topaz]

prezervati

don't know what that means

[stone blade]

@storm stream how dare you not say hello

[mossy void]

We don’t know yet

[deep topaz]

me

[mossy void]

We will soon

[deep topaz]

I'm nuking Thailand

get your ladyboys now

[storm stream]

hello Ivan

[stone blade]

there we go

[inland jackal]

[stone blade]

Hi to you too

[stone blade]

I told him his mom raised him well

[glad carbon]

no way he didnt

[inland jackal]

yes indeed

[glad carbon]

he does it all the time

[prime zenith]

dark maga

[river zealot]

Hello bivan

[ocean shoal]

Scheenerson Lubavitch won wichever cadidate though

[mossy void]

By about midnight tonight the results will all be in

[river zealot]

Biven

Actually you probably dont know what that means

[deep topaz]

Landslide victory for Jeb Bush

[glad carbon]

literally praising him because he knows he's gonna get deported otherwise

[stone blade]

da da hi

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-gif-19235241

[glad carbon]

i think he still might

[ocean shoal]

Very soy cheering

[glad carbon]

elon's only purpose to trump was financing

[prime zenith]

naw he wont get deported

[glad carbon]

if he wins, elon's just gonna get thrown aside

[prime zenith]

vro is part of space program and is rich

[mossy void]

No it’s gonna be Dubyah

[deep topaz]

who that

[mossy void]

W

George dubya bush

[prime zenith]

bush did

[mossy void]

The thing

Yeah

He planned it

[deep topaz]

9/11

[mossy void]

Actually it was Reagan

Indirectly

[deep topaz]

it was Mickey Mouse

[mossy void]

Well, officially it was Oliver Norh

[prime zenith]

it was johnny bravo

[mossy void]

Sold guns to the guys that became the guys that hijacked the planes

[stone blade]

@steel bone I can level up arcane which gives bleed more dmg and just spam bleed on enemies

[stone blade]

[tranquil basalt]

alex will kill you for this tho

[steel bone]

I think that's cringe idea overall

[stone blade]

right

[steel bone]

Since bleed dmg and builds are nerfed

[stone blade]

we go pure dmg

strenght and dex nothing else

and vigor

the only correct build

[mossy void]

Greatsword Overhead slash spam go brr

[steel bone]

Y

[mossy void]

I like greatswords but overhead slash is so fkn boring

[stone blade]

I do like the nagakiba though

it is two handed

but swings very fast

[glad carbon]

can u not post neonazi shit

tanks

[stone blade]

for a giant two handed weapon

very cool sword

[river zealot]

[ocean shoal]

Its a goblin though

[final cedar]

goblin sympathizer smh

[river zealot]

Brother IS THE racist

[ocean shoal]

U like goblins

[mossy void]

I like the heft of greatswords
I love the zwihander or whatever it’s called

[river zealot]

The liberals are always the most racist ones

[glad carbon]

goblin dis dick

[final cedar]

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1303343711551356948/VID_70920815_212729_126.mp4?ex=672b68eb&is=672a176b&hm=9e1b8cbe2357c2ca4102f110a97fc5cc08e18cb9371170026d8c0d2ee0bc5a16&

[glad carbon]

@river zealot artyom

have u played uhhh

[mossy void]

You know exactly what you’re doing don’t act dumb

[ocean shoal]

Goblin lover

[river zealot]

With deez nuts

[glad carbon]

dream catcher

[river zealot]

Yes

[glad carbon]

ew no

[river zealot]

No?

First time i hear about it

[glad carbon]

stalker dream catcher

[river zealot]

No?

[glad carbon]

🫃

okay

[ocean shoal]

,another goblin lover

[glad carbon]

whatever fella

[mossy void]

Whatever fella

[river zealot]

Last time i played stalker mods was like 2018

[river zealot]

Who is this and what did you do to froda

[grizzled meadow]

@glad carbon explain the nazi thing

[mossy void]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

I know the real pic, I don't get what you're talking about

[river zealot]

Bro chose the wrong dialog option

[mossy void]

Oh well it’s a variant of the caricature

[ocean shoal]

Its a goblin not a jew.

[river zealot]

It reminds of that time

[mossy void]

No, its a caricature with a different coat of paint

[river zealot]

Where some shop sold t shirts that said

[potent hamlet]

im gonna go on an adventure

[ocean shoal]

Are u a jew?

[river zealot]

The coolest X in the jungle

[mossy void]

A spiritual cousin of NFTs

[river zealot]

And the black kid had a t shirt that said monkey

And all the limbrols got mad

[ocean shoal]

Are u ofended? Was not my intention

[river zealot]

[tidal trellis]

be safe

[river zealot]

I hope an artilerry shell hits you 💋

[mossy void]

I’m simply pointing out the fact that that photo is a slightly edited version of a very well known anti-jew caricature created by nazis. Whether you’re being intentionally abrasive or not, that’s what that image is.

[river zealot]

Man again?

[potent hamlet]

yeah, i wanna go around for a while

[river zealot]

Have you broken anything?

[ocean shoal]

Só?

[river zealot]

As in bones

Like ever

[mossy void]

I’m not going to argue with you on this. if you don’t see the problem you’re either baiting or stupid, either way I’m done engaging

[glad carbon]

same for you ❤️

[ocean shoal]

Ok

Dwai

[mossy void]

I found the zweihander not too long ago in my run, I’m not a huge fan of ultra greatswords because they’re so heavy and slow, but it’s a really cool sword anyway

Realistically you can only get like one hit maybe two in a boss fight. Fast bosses forget about it

It’s why I’m more of a greatsword fan. More damage than a longsword, less speed, but still not unbearably slow

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7IRgJ6UszD0?feature=share

[stone blade]

thats what nagakiba is for

huge sword
swings fast
looks banger cool

[mossy void]

Katanas are cool, I like em, and if I do a samurai run I’ll definitely run that, but my run is a knight run rn so, maybe next time

[stone blade]

skyrim knight build

[mossy void]

Exactly

[deep topaz]

I like big hammer

[stone blade]

long sword

nothing else

[mossy void]

Long sword and plate armor

[stone blade]

yes

literally yes

[mossy void]

The vanilla ice cream of builds

[slender rock]

*There comes a time, got no patience to search for peace of mind *

[stone blade]

mm

I'd say its chocolate

vanilla is a bit more

fancy ✨

[mossy void]

I believe samurai build would be cherry ice cream

[stone blade]

I'd say the paladin/spellsword build with magic in one hand and sword in the other is the vanilla

[mossy void]

Cus yknow cherryblossoms

[stone blade]

true true

[mossy void]

Spellsword sounds pretty vanilla actually

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus @stone blade @final cedar @coarse bear @grizzled meadow @placid sail

[mossy void]

Like, pretty much the standard way elden ring was made to be played

[slender rock]

mecore

[mossy void]

You have sword, you have spells, be spellsword

[stone blade]

literally

plus in skyrim a lot of people choose spellsword

[mossy void]

Immigrant Song would be so much more based with Ed Edd n Eddy sound effects

[stone blade]

fire/ice/lighting or healing in one hand
sword/mace/axe in the other

doesn't get more vanilla than this

[mossy void]

I did it until I realized the pure unadulterated power of stealth archer

[stone blade]

warriors such as shield and sword(any other one handed weapon)
Or just dual handed weapon is chocolate

very basic

gets the job done

power of cringe archer

[mossy void]

I dual handed for a very long time, ebony longswords were my go to for well over a few dozen hours

Stealth archer until I got spotted, and then dual swords

I’m pretty sure I got to dragon tier gear, and then that’s about when I stopped playing skyrim

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/twotter_1/status/1853766639780512008?t=VTApslbWXxxezPJRZHNrdg&s=19

[placid sail]

why the creature farts on pizza

[potent hamlet]

Today im trying DPM

[mossy void]

Dick Penis Mald

[deep topaz]

dick punch music

[mossy void]

I saw American Made not too long ago
That Tom Cruise movie about the US government inadvertently helping the columbian cartel

It’s pretty cool
I liked the part where Barry Seal dropped coke out of his cool plane the CIA bought for him

[river zealot]

Gn bz

Gn osaka

[river zealot]

ALOOOO IVAN

SPOKOYNOY NOCHI

[stone blade]

you too drug

you too

[potent hamlet]

Disruptive Pattern Material

[glad carbon]

mid

[unreal gull]

bruh the NBs tho

cop some Js pleeeeease

[potent hamlet]

It goes hard

Like Kukla and Adidas Mockba

[storm stream]

you got any boots?

[unreal gull]

some black AF1s would go hard with that print too

but not everyone is on that black airforces energy

[glad carbon]

@river zealot LMAO

[potent hamlet]

This is MLMK but same thing

[glad carbon]

you gotta try dream catcher

i just told some military dude I didn't wanna go into the zone and the game ended with me goin home

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, yesterday I wore them, but today I wanted something more comfortable

[potent hamlet]

I won't spend like 150 bucks

[unreal gull]

then get fakes, they're getting pretty good these days

[digital quartz]

I think the only right way to get black af1s is to get a 100% discount

[glad carbon]

that camo on the right is so fucking nasty

every single time

[prime zenith]

vro wears manlier than me

[potent hamlet]

The KLMK or the other one?

[potent hamlet]

Not that difficult, just some hoodie and sneakers

[potent hamlet]

I've always wanted the ones that say AIR on it

[digital quartz]

or some black adidas superstar IIs

[unreal gull]

you want the OG jordans then

[potent hamlet]

I like them Gazelle in blue tho

[potent hamlet]

Not really, they say AIR on the side

[digital quartz]

the uptempos?

[final cedar]

wishgranter moment

wanted adidas, got supreme

[river zealot]

I wanted to sleep but i had to shit so fucking badly

I hate when that happens

[river zealot]

Ugly ass camo on the right

[final cedar]

tell us more

[river zealot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5aGdAsb9KZU?si=X5TUFZVy61d7WFvb

[glad carbon]

[river zealot]

Wouldnt you want to know

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[river zealot]

Im getting fucking coomer ai ads on youtube

What the fuck

https://youtube.com/shorts/liqfYdSok54?si=dybOv0gz02GhHCj7

Awooga awooga

[potent hamlet]

I got my backpack

[stone blade]

@river zealot @narrow lotus

[stone blade]

Wow

look at u go

[tidal trellis]

Have fun on ur adventure

Don't die, I'm going to sleep

Night everyone

[river zealot]

Were going deep this time huh

[river zealot]

Gn flop

[potent hamlet]

Good night boy

[stone blade]

You going to donbass?

wtf you strapped for

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[digital quartz]

going exploring

like elden ring

[stone blade]

fucking expedition in the zone

[stone blade]

Man cant wait to play tomorrow

[river zealot]

Are you gonna play sdalger 2 when it comes out

[stone blade]

no

likely not

will watch gameplay of it

not paying 60 ehro

fk off

[potent hamlet]

Security

Ngl I brought my gun tbh, at this hour shit can get dangerous

[stone blade]

for who? the cows?

the local butterflies?

[potent hamlet]

I'm nowhere close to civilization

[unreal gull]

wat kinda gun

[potent hamlet]

Can't say it

[river zealot]

I can see the fucking city in the distance bruh

[potent hamlet]

This is because I'm going deep

Bruh

You think I have a car?

[slender rock]

Osaka, fucking if you're still able to connect on the phone you're not in the sticks

[unreal gull]

tell me you got more than the 1 canned drink tho

[tidal trellis]

Night!!!

[river zealot]

Are you gonna sleep in the forest or what

[slender rock]

question is why?

[digital quartz]

timezones

[mossy void]

Ah yes, military gear
That’s pretty cool

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, it's like a couple yards from my house

[slender rock]

i.. my point still stands then

[slender rock]

blue shoes?

[unreal gull]

right

[digital quartz]

people really be hating on the shoes

[slender rock]

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=combat+hiker+boot

[inland jackal]

Good night twink

[inland jackal]

[slender rock]

intentional wez

you fucker

[inland jackal]

Fuck you @wheat kestrel

[slender rock]

who?

oh

[inland jackal]

I don get it

What shake is that

[tidal trellis]

Oh man if we ever meet I am sooooo punching you in the face 😅 just saying

[inland jackal]

Such a twink thing to say

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1303292753232400394/flop.gif

[inland jackal]

Threatening on the internet

[tidal trellis]

Ain't you asleep busy

[halcyon sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-speech-bubble-small-guy-with-a-sword-speech-bubble-gif-2288421216251484021

[placid sail]

justice never sleeps

[sage otter]

You'll hurt your twink hand

[tidal trellis]

Falsehood spewing more like

Okay I go for real now, night

[inland jackal]

I would rather not get touched by flop, who knows what he sharpened to

[primal rapids]

It's possible to lie on the internet?

[deep topaz]

anyone else know why youtube is turning pinker

[final cedar]

50 year old hands

[final cedar]

POSSUM

[inland jackal]

Everyone is having that

[slender rock]

it is, but it also... easy to trauma dump on people on the internet too

[slender rock]

smol

[potent hamlet]

It's hot outside, my veins pop out, I think it's normal

[slender rock]

I have nicer looking hands than her

WTF

[river zealot]

When you meet flop you aint getting punched

You get touched

[inland jackal]

[slender rock]

Artt

he said

touched

[river zealot]

What?

[slender rock]

re-read

[river zealot]

What the fuck is that on the other side

[sage otter]

It also makes a squeeky toy sound

[digital quartz]

cryptid

[slender rock]

homeless camp

[digital quartz]

waterfront property

[slender rock]

there's a meme here but it might be too much

[potent hamlet]

Trash

[river zealot]

The mods are asleep

Post it

[slender rock]

no they ain't

[river zealot]

How the fuck did it go from light to dark in 10 minutes

[slender rock]

Josta is awake and so is Skom

[river zealot]

Josta doesnt go in brainfart

[potent hamlet]

It's getting dark

[river zealot]

And skom is a cryptid

[slender rock]

this may be true but he still swings the hammer

[river zealot]

Are you gonna camp in the forest or just return at night

[river zealot]

Send in dms

[slender rock]

Bro this is a bit much for even you

-.-

[potent hamlet]

This place hasn't been cleaned since the flood

[potent hamlet]

No, I'm gonna go back in a while

[slender rock]

any neat rocks?

[river zealot]

Trust me man

[final cedar]

smoking is bad for you

[slender rock]

I don't smoke or drink, or do any drugs

I just forget to take my meds from time to time when it comes to SSRIs

which is a drug yes but they're regulated and not like H or Meth so

[slender rock]

Just raw dogging life with some small helpers but it still ain't doing shit

🥲

[potent hamlet]

This is weird

[river zealot]

This is called being normal bruh

Americans dont know that

[slender rock]

Normal?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dog-tax-evasion-baller-gif-15976099535771671347

[digital quartz]

[potent hamlet]

Tf is that

[pastel quartz]

Chat it's getting bad again and this time I don't even know why should I go take my rage out on a target employee with a hammer?

[slender rock]

Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors aren't normal

[sage otter]

psysucker

[pastel quartz]

It's clearly just schnoz

[river zealot]

I mean not using drugs

[pastel quartz]

resemblance is uncanny

[potent hamlet]

It doesn't move, it's probably trash

[river zealot]

For some reason all americans have some sort of fucking mental ilness

[pastel quartz]

do you carry a gun?

[river zealot]

Beware of snakes

[potent hamlet]

I'm gonna rest here a couple minutes

[pastel quartz]

Immediately unload a mag in that general direction and you'll find out

[potent hamlet]

There are no snakes

[sage otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300006770045353995/1303485015635656744/9yift52h04zd1.webp?ex=672bec85&is=672a9b05&hm=84df6f0001132576d8026548dabc908ebf61c1d930ea8dd33736eb4445a1620b&

[potent hamlet]

It's my only mag dummie

[digital quartz]

thats what the snakes want you to think

[pastel quartz]

fine, only 1-2 warning shots then

[placid sail]

brainfart, take your meds

[pastel quartz]

look you gotta take your excuses to indiscriminately fire at things when you can

[placid sail]

latin twink, continue photographing the countryside

[pastel quartz]

twink

[river zealot]

Surely its a woman right

[digital quartz]

aspiring landscape photographer

[river zealot]

Right

[pastel quartz]

that word has lost all meaning with you horny fuckers

[potent hamlet]

I mean it blends pretty good ngl

[pastel quartz]

tbh I had a hard time telling what the photo was at first so yeah, pretty good camo

[placid sail]

don't know what larping in camo in a forest does for you but carry on, snake eater

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-fish-eater-big-boss-what-a-thrill-kaz-im-already-a-demon-gif-25290624

[pastel quartz]

SNAKE EAAATTTEEEERR

[river zealot]

Acts to retarded to be a man

Gotta be a women

[placid sail]

NATURE. PHOTOS OF NATURE. NOT THE FLOOR.

[river zealot]

Bruh thats 2 cigs in like under 10 minutes

[placid sail]

gotta look like big boss

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[placid sail]

that's better

[slender rock]

I guess

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-smoke-gif-25003355

you just aren't smoker pilled

[potent hamlet]

I'm gonna finish my cig and eat a banana

[digital quartz]

you gotta enjoy the little things in life

[pastel quartz]

has the skinwalker moved yet?

[potent hamlet]

Can't see it

So probably not

[placid sail]

it was just some bright spot you schizos

[pastel quartz]

welp, there's like a 60% chance you get mauled by a cryptid so good luck

[digital quartz]

[potent hamlet]

I wont

I'm strong

Me strong girl

[placid sail]

you're built like flop tho

[pastel quartz]

that's the spirit, can't get mauled by cryptids if you're the one mauling the cryptids

[pastel quartz]

don't insult them like that lmao

[potent hamlet]

But a lot more lithe

[pastel quartz]

I wouldn't compare my worst enemy to flop

[ruby minnow]

being strong doesn't matter when you face a 3 meter spirit of the forest that possesed and mutated the body of a local hunter

[river zealot]

Please do not the cryptid

[pastel quartz]

being a 3 meter tall spirit of the forest doesn't matter when you meet the lords favorite caliber .45

[potent hamlet]

It does matter tho, if I charge them and bite them to death like a rabid animal, I can

[placid sail]

very helpful, I guess you can spread your cheeks should the schizo hallucination approach

[pastel quartz]

are you projecting your fetish of getting dominated by forest monsters right now?

https://tenor.com/view/albania-albanian-balkan-balkans-the-balkans-gif-25998723

[placid sail]

I am getting annoyed by all the paranoia talk and waiting for nature photos

[storm stream]

what a nice hand

[river zealot]

Bro its like night there

And she has a shitty cellphone

[pastel quartz]

bros kira?

[river zealot]

Counting pixels today eh?

[digital quartz]

true you should've brought some studio lights

[storm stream]

Prime posts pics in offtopic, Osaka posts pics here. Good time to be in GAMMA server

[placid sail]

wow it got dark real quick

[potent hamlet]

5 minutes

[pastel quartz]

I wish I had friends so I could go frolicing in the woods and get assaulted by monsters

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[potent hamlet]

I can still see, but not the camera

[digital quartz]

its easier alone

[river zealot]

You better pick up the trash

[potent hamlet]

I do

[digital quartz]

I heard the forest spirit HATES littering

[pastel quartz]

I could go alone but I think I would just ~~kill myself ~~ get bored

[low atlas]

The forest spirit hates airsofters

[potent hamlet]

I'm gonna start moving

[potent hamlet]

I would love to airsoft

[low atlas]

banned in your country?

[potent hamlet]

I just heard a roar

[pastel quartz]

I also hear he's exeptionally racist and hates chileans too, so, good luck

[potent hamlet]

Too poor to do it

[pastel quartz]

just steal things

good side hustle

[sterile dome]

fish

[digital quartz]

unlocked new sidequest

0/1 fish

[pastel quartz]

The wendigo about to crush you to a fine red paste:

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

[potent hamlet]

I don't like fishing

I like moving around

[digital quartz]

well too bad thats your sidequest

[placid sail]

whoever collects most of osaka's pieces in the forest get a special badge on this server

[pastel quartz]

oooh a scavenger hunt

[placid sail]

alright ping me tomorrow if she manages to make any cool photos before she's eaten

[pastel quartz]

I call dibs on the femur Im in need of a new club

[placid sail]

gn

[pastel quartz]

eepy time

[river zealot]

Gn bz

[potent hamlet]

Lol

Going home now

If I don't talk in a couple hours, consider me dead

[slender rock]

you'll survive...

[river zealot]

Going in deep, my ass

You went in like 200 meters

Smoked 2 cigs

And are now going back

[pastel quartz]

I fully misread what you meant by this and I though you were just getting freaky

[river zealot]

[river zealot]

Comas are important

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-you-what-huh-gif-19676334

[river zealot]

You look like a fucking cryptid yourself kek

And damn it got dark fast

[digital quartz]

pov: you just got abducted in the chilean wilderness

[potent hamlet]

Never turn on the flashlight on open Field

[potent hamlet]

And no, I don't have short hair, I put on a bun and the cap

Life imitates life kinda shit

[river zealot]

[river zealot]

Insipiro ass quote

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/wGJgdqo8PQ.jpg

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/dxe1DMv16r.jpg

[digital quartz]

wow you can do a pretty good frog imitation

[potent hamlet]

It's fucking frogs

[digital quartz]

shieeeeet

[potent hamlet]

I've never heard frogs before

It's somewhere here

[storm stream]

flashbanged the fella

[river zealot]

@winged chasm BERLINDONER

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-cheeseball-cat-gun-wizard-wizard-cat-gun-gif-399075498805113450

[potent hamlet]

I mean, it worked

DPM worked

[green schooner]

me

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to _pc98_1

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[river zealot]

You should camp in the forest

Over night

No balls

[green schooner]

@storm stream what

[potent hamlet]

I can't lol

[river zealot]

Why not

[potent hamlet]

Stalking the neighbors

[heady crow]

Homeless cosplay going on

[river zealot]

Honey, the weird girl in camo clothes is looking in our window again

[potent hamlet]

Dude I saw a flashlight

[runic kernel]

Hi Artyom Hi Brüno Hi Harasaki Hi nobody

[potent hamlet]

He was like a mile from me

[heady crow]

Hi Catboyo. Whats up

[green schooner]

Repost

[digital quartz]

you ready for the homeless challenge?

a little homeless arc for character building

[green schooner]

speedrun

Los Angeles

[heady crow]

Im already doing it. Look how im eating

[river zealot]

Alo Chernobyl

[river zealot]

Are you russian by any chance

[heady crow]

You see my name and guess im russian?

[green schooner]

yes

[digital quartz]

feasting like a king

[river zealot]

Busy isnt really a russian name either

And yet he is

[green schooner]

When was ü Russian

or wurst

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-load-of-this-guy-disney-cringe-bruhtiktok-ayeyuhaye-fed2fire-gif-20701848

But nah im finnish

[digital quartz]

torille

finland mentioned

[heady crow]

You get me tombey

[potent hamlet]

I'm out

[green schooner]

i was close

[heady crow]

@digital quartz

[digital quartz]

why did he explain slang with slang in the end 😭

[heady crow]

I think he goes further on to explain but it cuts out haha

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/sH9i.gif

[potent hamlet]

Man I'm tired

I arrived civilization and it was a good workout tbh

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bmlFx.gif

wow firefly had a young christina hendricks

[potent hamlet]

Also discovered that if shit goes down, dpm is good camo for this place

[digital quartz]

caught zero fish and smoked 4 cigarettes
yep I'd call that a good workout

[potent hamlet]

And walked at least 4 to 5 miles

[river zealot]

That was not 5 miles man

That was like 1 mile

[glad carbon]

@river zealot

[potent hamlet]

Not really

[digital quartz]

how long were you adventuring for?

[river zealot]

I dont think im sleeping tonight, big man

[glad carbon]

go to sleep stinky

[river zealot]

Im not tired

[glad carbon]

get tired

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

I will just wait for 3 hours

Then get on the puter

[glad carbon]

play tarkov for 5 mins

[final cedar]

"I swell to think of you in me. And I see that you do too"
peak writing

[glad carbon]

that will put u to sleep

[river zealot]

What?

[final cedar]

Firefly dialogue

[digital quartz]

imagining you doomscrolling tiktok and saving this in your little tent cracks me up

[potent hamlet]

This was pretty much my walk

And no, I'm nowhere close to my house

[arctic pawn]

bungas

[slender rock]

@potent hamlet

fixed it

[digital quartz]

new pfp dropped

[river zealot]

Bruh

[heady crow]

Me in my silly little tent 😭. Yeah i mean theres nothing much to do in general here. We wake up at 7, get the tanks ready to go by 8 and then wait deep in the forest till the anti tank infantry guys get to their positions at around 13

We could be doing something way more smart but it is what it is

[final cedar]

Funny thing about this is ||he ends up getting drugged by her anyways revealing that she isn't that innocent but played him for the horndog he was all along||
https://youtu.be/FfIprXM72LY

[heady crow]

Pretty hard ngl

[digital quartz]

would be a dope album cover

[digital quartz]

damn they really make you wait huh

[storm stream]

Is this what I saw in my nightmares back in 2008?

[digital quartz]

your sleep paralysis demon?

[storm stream]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dawg-this-what-we-do-this-is-what-were-meant-to-do-will-smith-mike-lowrey-bad-boys-gif-15029367

[storm stream]

Jk

[deep topaz]

bro has every recipe memorized

[heady crow]

Cant wait to shoot on the weekend but oh wait my stabilisator doesent work. Oh well

[arctic pawn]

[slender rock]

hmm

[river zealot]

Nah man aint no way yakub serving drinks

[slender rock]

did you talk to a therapist about that?

but vaguely same tbh

[digital quartz]

just shoot in the general direct, you got heat rounds anyway right?

[visual stirrup]

Bro can hear the customer's order before they say it

[storm stream]

Nah lol. Wasn't even that bad

[river zealot]

Damm you're a tanker

[slender rock]

hmm

[slender rock]

well, I saw that and had inspiration

[heady crow]

We getting apfsds if the truck will not crash

[heady crow]

Yeah

[visual stirrup]

Bro canonically served in the Navy
Former Navy Seal Donald Duck in Siege when?

[digital quartz]

judging by my experience traversing the finnish backroads in my summer car it is unlikely

[pastel quartz]

Whats the exact size for GAMMA apparently i cant talk in the chat at all

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[slender rock]

and this is brainfart

[deep topaz]

9 MB

[ruby minnow]

he was a nazi and a prison guard in albania

[heady crow]

Likely* Peeposmile

[deep topaz]

he was just following orders

[potent hamlet]

Lmao

[digital quartz]

ayy Nietzsche getting to it

[slender rock]

yeah I saw that I was like... I can do something with this

[arctic pawn]

mk ultra

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-cat-gif-2861474131333067562

[slender rock]

being depressed brings out autismio artistes out

[digital quartz]

you welcome

you bum

[visual stirrup]

Wait a second
Donald Duck wasn't in the Navy
he was in the Army
Yeah, enlisted in 1941 and was discharged in 1985 at E-5
This is the goofiest fucking thing the Army ever did

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-karl-malone-utah-jazz-gif-10041967210753654817

[visual stirrup]

They canonically processed paperwork to have him in their system as a soldier

[visual stirrup]

Mother fucker really did 44 years and left at E-5

pretty sure it's impossible to get more than 30 years of active duty service

[arctic pawn]

man this cat is big or her hand is smol

[river zealot]

Oh hey Bruno, look at my kitty

[visual stirrup]

Goofy ahh assignment

like getting sent to Alaska

[heady crow]

He looks grumpy and so fluffy

[visual stirrup]

or Kuwait

[heady crow]

I love him alrdy

[arctic pawn]

this is kapu, i like to pull her ears so she looks asian

i do this to every cay i know

[final cedar]

Willing to bet Alaska has a pretty high ratio of bars and stripclubs to inhabitants

[final cedar]

hope over the border to see full beaver

[digital quartz]

nah they did the TnT crew as minions?

[visual stirrup]

The areas around military bases typically do
soldier paychecks are what drive the whole economy there
But I'm talking about shit beyond bars and strip clubs

[storm stream]

I dont get the appeal of stripclubs

[visual stirrup]

The shit soldiers will drive to on the weekend

[heady crow]

Yea dawg, i mean they slide the minions anywhere. Anyways fire guard is over so have fun with the election, gngn

[visual stirrup]

concerts in nearby cities and stuff like that

[digital quartz]

gn sleep well

[final cedar]

Me neither, from what I read it's most likely an excuse to get off while not breaking the prostitution laws

[storm stream]

Get offhow?

Back rooms?

[final cedar]

idk, maybe they give you a handy after you spend x amount of dollars

[visual stirrup]

On a related note, being a man in a town outside a military base must suck
Dating is hard because men will vastly outnumber women (so women can afford to be more picky)
Plus, you have to compete with guys who can offer good health insurance and a stipend for housing from the government upon getting married

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/0-cigarettes-500-cigarettes-the-orville-gif-16727457251781998032

[digital quartz]

I'd hope they give you a handshake at least

[visual stirrup]

the good ending

[digital quartz]

thats the least they could do for your generosity

[final cedar]

I don't like randos touching me

[digital quartz]

you need firm handshakes for business

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/arlecchino-furina-needy-streamer-overload-l4d2-healing-gif-2155155705679056021

[digital quartz]

🤝

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner-2049-gif-7993237219332977809

[final cedar]

nothing worse than shaking someones hand and it's like bunch of we noodles cause they either don't care or didn't land it right

[arctic pawn]

what if he secretly scratched his balls and hanshaked him

without washing his hands

neither balls

[prime zenith]

😏

[final cedar]

are you perhaps an idol fan?

[final cedar]

the fuck, did that door just open with the handle near the shins?

[arctic pawn]

oh no bro

[final cedar]

ai slob

[arctic pawn]

they missed it

[arctic pawn]

what you mean idol fan

lmfao

billy idol

[visual stirrup]

I'm more concerned about the door that opens on the wrong side at 1:14

[foggy mantle]

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[visual stirrup]

Oh, wait

[prime zenith]

mmm i need those

proten

[visual stirrup]

tha't what you were talking about

not shins

hinges

[prime zenith]

what

thats fake

[slender rock]

to 1.3 grams of protein

[prime zenith]

real

still a lot

can eat it in one

[arctic pawn]

sweet sweet potassium

[slender rock]

so you're saying you can handle 7inches

💀

[final cedar]

that's what I mean - handle should be opposite of the hinges

[prime zenith]

💀

[arctic pawn]

🚌

[final cedar]

what did he mean by this?

[arctic pawn]

idk you just cut everything else

lacks context

[final cedar]

@slender rock do you know when the election results are revealed?

[arctic pawn]

jannies will get mad if you start to talk about politics in here...

[final cedar]

bruh thinks we on a red board

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550869975385112606/1303489587582341130/scariest_stories.mp4?ex=672bf0c7&is=672a9f47&hm=c717fe16eb99f2343ddfcad245bc485db4250c45251e7a17a5c8ee71604d7e6f&

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140410895185477642/1267019381607632946/ezgif.com-added-text_1.gif

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-meow-leopard-aaaaaaa-gif-15274218662235561285

[pastel quartz]

@potent hamlet you make it out of the woods without getting mauled by a wendigo ?

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, I'm home now

[pastel quartz]

Josta has gey fantasies of them

[visual stirrup]

Chilean Wendigo

[visual stirrup]

can't imagine anything worse

[potent hamlet]

There was a Chilean cryptid that was a thing that lived in the water

[pastel quartz]

nice work then, it was like a 50/50 if you were monster chow or not

[pastel quartz]

2 chilean wendigos

[visual stirrup]

I didn't know how real this image was the first time I posted it

[potent hamlet]

El Cuero

[pastel quartz]

or even worse
a bosnian wendigo

[mossy void]

Aw fuck

It didn’t embed 😭

[pastel quartz]

embed fail lmfao

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[potent hamlet]

El Cuero, Cuero Vivo or Cuero Del Agua

[pastel quartz]

what am I looking at

so low quality it's like Im looking at a Rorschach test

[shell venture]

the prophecy

[mossy void]

Mud?

Or even

[potent hamlet]

This is El Cuero

[mossy void]

Squid

The humble creature

[potent hamlet]

It's a cryptid that got people near the river and ate them

[pastel quartz]

so like a big, mean, angry plastic tarp?

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, but more like a leather sheet

That's why it's called El Cuero, it's a leather sheet that attracted people's attention by floating in the water and ate people

[pastel quartz]

How terrifying, here where I'm from we have a cryptid named "Waterbillies"

Except they aren't really cryptids, just meth heads

[visual stirrup]

Reminds of this other mythical creature

They say that if you go to the balkans

and say "I am a Russian" in certain cities

these creatures will come out

and suck your dick

they're called "Serbians"

[pastel quartz]

peak

[mossy void]

Holy shit that’s terrifying

Never heard of Serbians, what is that, HP Lovecraft?

[storm stream]

Are tou Christian?

[mossy void]

Real and accurate

Harley Quinn Dating Simulator took the world by storm

[high meteor]

This is poison to my eyes

Delete immediately

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[potent hamlet]

Not really, why

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044625069135114370/1303454461829709844/hawk_tuah_hawk.mp4?ex=672bd010&is=672a7e90&hm=bbbc40ed3507b3770fed4ea84b5e7107a86f8c1a1fc38c0bd2681743fd5052ef&

[river zealot]

Man old ass middle ages speak is the funniest shit ever

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

Stop it geylight

[solar obsidian]

no

[potent hamlet]

Skibidi sigma pomni digital Fortnite chamba

[pastel quartz]

Any one of those words would give a 14th century peasant a brain hemorrhage

[arctic pawn]

vladimir my beloved

[potent hamlet]

I FORGOT TO PLAY BEZTEBYA ON THE FOREST

[potent hamlet]

FUCK

[slender rock]

SHAAAME

go into the idiot box ™️

[potent hamlet]

FAIL TO EMBED LMAAAAOOOOOO

[pastel quartz]

Embed fail lmfao

[slender rock]

it was lower cased

[pastel quartz]

Get fucked

[slender rock]

already am.

mentally fucked. 🙂

[pastel quartz]

Mmm ok? Is that not a given if you've ended up here?

[slender rock]

Precisely

xD

[pastel quartz]

Brainfart is home exclusively to degenerates and crazy people, typically both at the same time actually

[potent hamlet]

Idk if I should play anomaly or stalcraft

[slender rock]

goddamn right

[pastel quartz]

Is stalcraft good?

[potent hamlet]

Kinda?

[pastel quartz]

Looks like something I would play for a night with friends then never touch it again

Like unturned

[slender rock]

if they can fix gate areas from being camped by sweats

from area to area

or section to section loading zone needs a safezone

[river zealot]

StalCraft

Oh my fucking god

We lost

[high meteor]

It was... decent when i played but i hated walking everywhere with little to no safe zones

[potent hamlet]

What?

Who lost?

Who is we?

[river zealot]

@inland jackal are you hearing this

[potent hamlet]

Ukraine?

[slender rock]

needs safezones really

[high meteor]

What is blud yappin about

[slender rock]

and some of the AI is aimbotty worse than the actual stalker game

like fuck

[river zealot]

Nah they dont really

They do have a lot of dmg

And a lot of hp

[slender rock]

I haven't touched it since after I got killed at the first area outside swamps twice I said

fuck this

it would better if it was PVE

[river zealot]

Pussy

[potent hamlet]

DONT GO AROUND THE QUESTION, WHO LOST

[river zealot]

You could never play tarkov

[slender rock]

not PvP-e

[potent hamlet]

ANSWER THE QUESTION

[river zealot]

Later areas are pretty much pve

[high meteor]

DONT LEAVE US HANGIN ART

[river zealot]

Its a fucking figure of speech

[slender rock]

I am not insufferable enough to play Tarky

Arma is my limit

[river zealot]

Arma is worse then tarkov

Way more walking

Waiter waiter more 30 km marches in bum fuck nowhere

[pastel quartz]

I would get into tarkov if it was like how it was years ago

[river zealot]

Waiter waiter more walking roleplay

[pastel quartz]

But it seems like a fucking mess now

[slender rock]

But with the boys

its worth it

[pastel quartz]

I unironically love walking games

[high meteor]

Doesnt tarkov have a singleplayer mod?

[slender rock]

and zeus ops is fun

when the GM fucks us hard with EVERYTHING

[pastel quartz]

Yeah thats a bit more on my radar

[potent hamlet]

WHO LOST YOU SAD PSYCHOTIC CLOWN

[pastel quartz]

Tld is one of my favorite games ever and its like 75% walking

[high meteor]

Death stranding got me tracking everywhere with whimsy and joy

[river zealot]

You because gonna play and shitty game

[potent hamlet]

Or getting killed by a BMP

[river zealot]

And me because i know that said game is shit

[potent hamlet]

Oh

[slender rock]

then there's sandstorm

insurgency sandystorm

[pastel quartz]

torn on what to play right now, I hate being in gaming funks

was playing funger for like 3 days straight but crow man ended one of my best runs

so Im done with that for like a week

[river zealot]

CAN YOU EVEN SAY

MY NAME

[slender rock]

fear and hunger tbh

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-snake-walk-mgsv-mgs-mgs5-gif-27690753

[river zealot]

Play kingdom come deliverance

[pastel quartz]

I have

lots

one of my favorite games ever

[river zealot]

You play that one too

[runic kernel]

trepang2

[pastel quartz]

the sequel looks like it'll be amazing

[ruby minnow]

cyberpunk

[river zealot]

Holy shit you can type?

[pastel quartz]

I also have played that

very good

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/trepang2-enjoyer-meme-trepang2-gif-10801929976560701711

[high meteor]

Omg haii catboyo

[potent hamlet]

I've heard a lot of time Sam about Trepang2 but never actually remember what it is

[pastel quartz]

maybe... Im to lazy to download mods tonigh but I do want to play it soon again

[river zealot]

Uhhhhhhhhg

I dont have any recommendations

Baldurs gate 3

[pastel quartz]

like F.E.A.R but just with the shooting part and not really any horror

[river zealot]

I have hit the gaming impotency a long time ago

[pastel quartz]

also have played that, lost a goated honor mode run to two characters having their actions get eaten for no reason

[runic kernel]

UMMMM site 83 ?!?

[high meteor]

Wouldnt say that was very scary

Unsettling at best

[pastel quartz]

that's creepy but not really as scary as what f.e.a.r had

[high meteor]

Loved it tho

[pastel quartz]

not a bad thing, trepang just focuses on the run and gun

I also have high standards for what its "scary"

I don't really get creeped out by games anymore

[high meteor]

And the music Fucks

[pastel quartz]

even darkwood lost its fear when I realized I could intentionally stand outside during the night with an axe and shotgun and become the real monster

[potent hamlet]

i get scared with Anomaly

when people appear out of nowhere and i get shot, i get scared fr lmao

[pastel quartz]

It can get tense and startle me sometimes, but the only time I find it scary is when it feels uncannily empty

first time I went to red forest ever was magical, I had late autumn snowy mod on so it was all laden with snow and it felt unnervingly still and dead

[potent hamlet]

imagine the time i encountered a Controller

[high meteor]

The labs in stalker make me feel so uneasy idk why

Theyre just wrong

[river zealot]

Dude

[pastel quartz]

that pissed me off more than anything
"I SHOT MY MAKAROV 15 TIMES INTO IT'S SKULL WHY IS IT STILL WALKING?!?!"

[river zealot]

If you deleted all mutants from the labs

They would still be scary

[pastel quartz]

way scarier imo

especially that one big room in yantar with the levers

instead of running from mutants you would be taking in this massive empty space

[river zealot]

The jupiter plant made me feel uneasy

I hated going there when i had to replay

[high meteor]

Theres a small region next to agroprom and dark valley i believe? It has a small village down the road and sometimes has some polters

That place is also eerie

[pastel quartz]

medow?

[high meteor]

Yeh

I think

[potent hamlet]

i had like 100 hours playing, to that moment i only encountered hog mutants and dogs and cats and humans and zombies, and then suddenly somebody in the distance made me zoom in and out and got me so damn scared he ended up killing me

[pastel quartz]

yeah, that place feels weird

not really dangerous or relevant, just off

[high meteor]

I ran into a bandit here and there but yeah ot really dangerous

Cool camp spot tho

[potent hamlet]

like, i felt it so uncanny and not real i thought my game got bugged and i just couldnt fight back

[pastel quartz]

I don't even want gamma 2 for stalker 2, but I just want something that makes it feel desolate and lonely like how I felt the first time I went to red forest

so detached from anything friendly, it unknowable lands

[high meteor]

Oh shir you made me remember stalker 2 is almost out

How the fuck

[pastel quartz]

ngl, Im really excited for how big the map will be

just traveling in the zone is my favorite part

[potent hamlet]

i was able to clear the whole Duty, Military, Stalker and Bandit bases on my own and suddenly, i had a dude that i never seen before

[pastel quartz]

soaking in the vibes

[ruby minnow]

i think it will be like call of chernobyl

just the whole map