#🎪bruh-fart

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placid sail
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and adding onions and spices is highly advisable too

river zealot
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Yeah same

ruby minnow
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in the context that he liked to drink it i guess

final cedar
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that's the least problematic thingn about this

river zealot
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I believe when my mother makes them, she doesnt add breadcrumbs, she does add eggs tho

visual stirrup
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Pelemeni
I've been laughed at once or twice because I pronounce it with an R in my accent. I was so fucking confused the first time I heard unfamiliar Russians talking about Pelemeni. Didn't know what the hell they were talking about

river zealot
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Either that or i cant feel the bread

ruby minnow
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i'm spreading misinformation on the internet rn

naive bison
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more people would be talking about it

ruby minnow
naive bison
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spread the black plague instead

ruby minnow
visual stirrup
placid sail
ruby minnow
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!sean

split canyonBOT
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uncut yew
placid sail
naive bison
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chat it's almost 4 am

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i am still on my assignment

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i gotta wake up at 7

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how cooked

high wing
ruby minnow
high wing
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You made them up peepostarechamp2

visual stirrup
ruby minnow
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that's the best advise i can give

storm stream
placid sail
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I'd eat some pureshechka right now

visual stirrup
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I always ask Russian speakers if they know what tolchonka is, and they rarely know it
even the ones who grew up in villages

naive bison
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all i know about finland is perkele, alcoholism and crossdressing

placid sail
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толочь means to mash

naive bison
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actually that's every nordic country

visual stirrup
naive bison
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the way they don't heat up in the microwave at all

placid sail
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or if we're real pedantic here

naive bison
placid sail
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картофелемялка

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this word is approved by germans with their train-like words

civic panther
thin cedar
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I make mashed potatoes in a Spätzle-Press which is German

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it doubles up nice for that

civic panther
visual stirrup
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edited the hand in

placid sail
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I've once decided "let's make sure there's no lumps in this bitch" and threw some potatoes in a blender to make mashed potatoes

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and thus accidentally made potato smoothie

placid sail
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because apparently too much cutting breaks the potato cells, and from mushy it gets liquidy instead

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was not a fan

thin cedar
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the press makes a really nice even mash without bits its the goat for me

placid sail
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is it a bother to clean

visual stirrup
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I mean, he was just making пюре
understandable mistake

thin cedar
placid sail
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oh, nice

storm stream
placid sail
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aka hasbrowns, aka драники?

thin cedar
placid sail
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not often, but yes

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because it's a bother

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but they do be tasty

fluid heron
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I am eating 5 pounds of Mac and cheese for dinner my suicide note is imminent

storm stream
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I love these

red glade
visual stirrup
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I should try making this
only ever had latkes

storm stream
red glade
severe sequoia
river zealot
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I blame you busy

severe sequoia
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I prefer sour cream mixed with garlic salt

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its so fucking peak

fluid heron
red glade
storm stream
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I use sour cream with garlic, dill, lemon pepper

dreamy flaxBOT
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⚖️ 5.0lb (pounds) is equal to 2.268kg (kilograms)

severe sequoia
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Nah i dislike apple mash

placid sail
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damn

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2 kilo of mac n cheese

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your ancestors are smiling at you

severe sequoia
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i am a machine that turns garlic into bad breath

red glade
visual stirrup
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just like the morality-law alignment chart, it needs a third dimension

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autism

narrow lotus
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night

red glade
visual stirrup
glad carbon
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@placid sail hiii

red glade
visual stirrup
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y'all need The Emperor

shell venture
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throw me into the mosnters and i'll come back a father

visual stirrup
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My brother in Sanguinius
you will be reduced to biomass to feed your own young

shell venture
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good

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i can finally be usefull

fading portal
red glade
naive bison
red glade
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Look it up

prime zenith
glad carbon
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byyeeee @shell venture @gleaming grove

naive bison
red glade
high meteor
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mah queen

primal rapids
quartz ridge
gleaming grove
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I wish I could gift myself a M2 Browning

potent hamlet
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Rate the zucchini Budding

red glade
potent hamlet
red glade
potent hamlet
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Gun God

gleaming grove
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I want a Browning Hi Power

torpid owl
gleaming grove
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Beautiful pistol

torpid owl
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thicc

red glade
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I have two of his designs. I have the Winchester 1887 and the 1892.

potent hamlet
red glade
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Love me some lever guns

torpid owl
potent hamlet
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Or a 1895 or a 1897

red glade
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I want both of those too

potent hamlet
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The 1895 is soooo damn… sexy

red glade
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1895 is one of my all time faves

potent hamlet
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A full caliber with a fixed box magazine is sooo

red glade
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Would like a Russian contract one but a repro in .30-06 would be cool too. Or por que no los dos?

potent hamlet
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Las

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Las armas son en femenino, se dice Las dos

atomic crane
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afghanistan at the top of the list? based????????????????????

red glade
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No entiende mucho. Mi vocablario es muy poquito.
But I assume you are correcting my grammar. Las dos instead of los dos, as the meme says?

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Guns are in the feminine

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Is that right?

potent hamlet
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United States Minor Outlying Islands lmao

potent hamlet
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In Spanish, guns are a she

atomic crane
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duke nukem esque

potent hamlet
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Although the word rifle is masculine

atomic crane
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POWER ARMOR IS FOR PUSSIES.

visual stirrup
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so are good games, apparently

red glade
potent hamlet
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Btw did y'all know about the flood in Spain?

minor cypress
atomic crane
# red glade

dont u end up wanting to take a shower afterward too

potent hamlet
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The fucking president of Spain sent 5000 military active men to help A WEEK LATER that the flooding started

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Like damn

atomic crane
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i would have to double shower but i would also feel like 2 showers so close together is a waste

red glade
potent hamlet
minor cypress
atomic crane
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haha sowwy - the spanish president

visual stirrup
atomic crane
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jaja lo siento - el presidente de espania

potent hamlet
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But imagine your president sending aid full 7 days later your house got flooded and like a lot of people died

potent hamlet
atomic crane
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do u jaja

red glade
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Lo siento. Yo estaba durmiendo.
-El Presidente

atomic crane
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yo quiero dormirrrr - el presidente

red glade
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Tbf response to aid is usually fast-ish. But the aid fuckin sucks.

potent hamlet
potent hamlet
atomic crane
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me encanta la muerte jajajajajaj - el presidente de Taiwán

red glade
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Like Walmart delivery drivers dropping off your groceries at someone elses house

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Every time...

minor cypress
visual stirrup
minor cypress
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Ipod nano was peak

atomic crane
potent hamlet
atomic crane
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the sony walkman reboot was a fun little mp3 player

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this lil thang

potent hamlet
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I always wanted that walkman that appeared in Peace Walker

visual stirrup
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I am still nostalgic for phones with physical keyboards
i wish they were integrated into the phone properly

potent hamlet
atomic crane
potent hamlet
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And this is an MPt

visual stirrup
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that is the hardest MP5 slap i've ever seen

potent hamlet
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MP3s had a small screen that showed the song you were playing

visual stirrup
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Having a digital screen is not what differentiates an MP3 player from a video player

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do you call them MP4 players in your region?

potent hamlet
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It is tho

potent hamlet
visual stirrup
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i get similar results in english

atomic crane
visual stirrup
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i mean, a lot of them can play video

atomic crane
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playing video was unique to smartphones and camcorders and apple products that poor kids couldnt afford

visual stirrup
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but that is more like a bonus feature than a primary use

atomic crane
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the one i fuckin posted

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harasaki is just trolling

minor cypress
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Watching shitty naruto AMV with Three days grace mashups on your ipod nano

potent hamlet
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I had a friend that showed me the mythical ROCK LEE VS GAARA AMV

visual stirrup
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There was something special about having a special device for everything

minor cypress
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Im pretty sure i have a naruto v sasuke amv with The kill somewhere on my pc still

visual stirrup
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I don't know why apps for accessing radio stations and walkie talkie apps aren't default on smartphones

potent hamlet
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That reminded me

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I need to take the info from my old pc

minor cypress
atomic crane
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at a minimum they dont got no antenna

visual stirrup
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You know the flipper zero?
would it be hard to make a smartphone app that can do that?

fluid heron
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Bros just saying shit

atomic crane
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who is bros

fluid heron
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blowjobmike

potent hamlet
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It had my rawr era and my 2020 alt girl era in there

fluid heron
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ew you're one of those

potent hamlet
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I kinda am?

red glade
potent hamlet
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I tried to be social and it didn't turned out

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So now I'm a femcel

red glade
minor cypress
atomic crane
red glade
atomic crane
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i have a feeling a lot of raw functionality with the existing hardware is regulated by the OS

minor cypress
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Sure, it may be doable, but its 5x the effort for a quarter of the product

fluid heron
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android just lets you do whatever you want

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But why would your first thought be fm radio

minor cypress
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Arduino/pi is a better platform for that

fluid heron
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My old android had fm radio and it fucking sucked

visual stirrup
atomic crane
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well it's trying to pack a whole ass radio receiver into your pocket

fluid heron
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rooted my phone just to remove it

atomic crane
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understandable limitation

atomic crane
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im gonna do some IT for a couple years at my local hospital

red glade
atomic crane
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real jack of all trades shit, not ticket-monkey IT

digital quartz
atomic crane
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we'll be helping with cyber shit on occasion since we dont have our own dedicated local SOC or anything

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gonna look for sysadmin or cybersec shit in a couple years, keep moving on up if i can

fluid heron
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I'm gonna upload a zip bomb to all the catheters

atomic crane
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the packets will be sent straight to the patient's prostate

potent hamlet
# red glade

Damn I can't imagine the pain of getting hit in the fingers

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At least it's plastic, not metal

red glade
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tru

potent hamlet
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I've always wanted that crocodile game

fluid heron
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I was IT at an office for a bit I don't know how they fucked the computers so bad

atomic crane
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i bet you became their messiah

fluid heron
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yeah I fucked the secretary

potent hamlet
atomic crane
fluid heron
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yes alot I was the only it

atomic crane
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well thats what i care about

digital quartz
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so no worries

potent hamlet
fluid heron
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The worst was just trying to teach old fucks how to use a computer

potent hamlet
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So everytime she needs to do stuff, she asks me to do it

red glade
fluid heron
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When I was in middle school our fucking computer science teacher had no idea how to use a computer literally sat me next to her so I could constantly fix it

digital quartz
red glade
potent hamlet
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Stuff so simple as using a data projector using both screens

red glade
potent hamlet
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Like, damn, these bitches know nothing

fluid heron
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I ain't complaining tho she was bad asf

red glade
potent hamlet
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Yesterday I found this

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2 bucks

red glade
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That's a good deal for a shirt

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Can't even get a gallon of milk for $2....

potent hamlet
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That's not a shirt

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That's a haori

digital quartz
# red glade

this is unironically exactly like a nightmare I had once

potent hamlet
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You wear it over

visual stirrup
fluid heron
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In my dreams I'm just constantly fighting shit

visual stirrup
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Chile

digital quartz
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or not nightmare but one of those insanely intense dreams

potent hamlet
red glade
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Carmageddon

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I loved that mod

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Such a good time

potent hamlet
# red glade

In my dreams I either have one of the most random situations, the most horrifying situations or the most intense gunfights I've ever seen

potent hamlet
fluid heron
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I just be having jjk level fights the entire time in my dreams

red glade
digital quartz
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keep a dream diary or try to lucid dream

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get the gunfights of your dreams

red glade
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I particularly love the ones where I'm shooting them. Point blank, bullets do nothing.

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So frustrating

potent hamlet
red glade
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Stephen King movie in a dream

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Neat

visual stirrup
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Writing about dreams is such a weird experience

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I get a strange physical sensation in my brain when I do it

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But I know that the brain has no nerve endings

fluid heron
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I hit this shit one time in a dream shit was fun

red glade
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Welp I been hanging around here a bit too long. I'll leave you with this banger and I'm off to go blast some Monolith. In the face. With a shotgun. Multiple times.

slender rock
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

digital quartz
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doesnt even have to be writing

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can also be drawings or sketches

fluid heron
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I get so many lucid dreams so I just be making cool fights

red glade
fluid heron
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Leave

potent hamlet
# red glade Actually I lied. One more.

When it comes to space and time, my cosmic abilities are truly sublime, because throughout the Milky Way and the Solar System, I alone am the habitable one

potent hamlet
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He's like a walking sandbag, if you see him around, you can punch and kick him with no consequences

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Just don't kill him

quartz ridge
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he should expect to get his ass beat anywhere he goes lol

high wing
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@tidal trellis are you in your jammies

potent hamlet
red glade
digital quartz
potent hamlet
red glade
digital quartz
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a face made for slaps

red glade
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Excellent lol

dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_de: **German** *(Deutsch)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

slap face

potent hamlet
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Yeah

high wing
potent hamlet
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So slap is backpfeifen?

digital quartz
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specifically a backhanded slap

potent hamlet
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Backhand slaps hurt like hell for both parts

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Like, getting slapped with the bones fucking hurts

dreamy flaxBOT
digital quartz
shell venture
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just like dark souls

minor cypress
digital quartz
atomic crane
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it means harasaki had to be told twice kekleo

potent hamlet
red glade
fluid heron
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a girl asked me once to backhand her I was very uncomfortable

atomic crane
fluid heron
digital quartz
atomic crane
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did she have to ask more than once before you did it

fluid heron
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I did not rear back and slap the dogpiss out of her

atomic crane
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did she backhand the fuck out of you

shell venture
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pussy

fluid heron
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yeah but I was also having sex with her during that and I didn't want to roleplay a mongol invasion

atomic crane
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god i want a girl who wants me to roleplay a mongol invasion

shell venture
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real

atomic crane
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that sounds badass

shell venture
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so fucking real

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doom slayer execution on that bitch

atomic crane
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i would have more kids than genghis khan with her

red glade
fluid heron
potent hamlet
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It was in highschool, there was a guy that wanted to date me so bad and I was like very shy but a very short fused bomb, so when the dude came with a damn paper asking to be his gf, i slapped him once, he went like a m'lady kid and said: "I liked that, girl", so i backhanded slapped him on the other cheek and really fucking hard and apparently it hurt so much that he ran out

fluid heron
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And then everyone started clapping

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Reddit gold for you my sir

potent hamlet
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Not really

digital quartz
shell venture
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if it's above a 14 it happend otherwise it's fake

dreamy flaxBOT
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20 ➡️ 1d20

🎲 16

-# [ 16 ]

shell venture
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damn

storm stream
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Hi Saki, Raccoon!

atomic crane
atomic crane
potent hamlet
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The shit with papers asking to be gf it's real shit that happened a lot

storm stream
fluid heron
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There are no women in brainfart just men in dresses

red glade
fluid heron
digital quartz
atomic crane
digital quartz
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give me a braindead phonk edit

potent hamlet
red glade
potent hamlet
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It's a bigass paper

deep topaz
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nurgle propaganda

storm stream
digital quartz
atomic crane
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you havent mentioned saying no to him yet

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just the slap

fluid heron
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just slapped the fuck outta this dude for seemingly no reason

shell venture
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abusive bitch

digital quartz
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I thought you'd respect that

shell venture
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only when i do it

fluid heron
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I'm on his side he's a victim

digital quartz
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interesting

potent hamlet
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It's something like that

fluid heron
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If it was like that

atomic crane
shell venture
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that's a lot of effort

potent hamlet
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And guys that do this, they usually wait for the person to be with a big crowd

shell venture
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asking someone out in a big crowd

potent hamlet
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It's really fucking cringy and sometimes they expect people to say yes out of pure social pressure

shell venture
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start spamming slurs

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get out of jail free card

atomic crane
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god this is a big reason i hate overcrowded public institutions, you're putting a bunch of monkeys in a small enclosure and expecting them to not act like monkeys

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we shouldnt have to care whether theres a crowd or not

shell venture
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i do

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and you should too

storm stream
red glade
atomic crane
shell venture
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people are already shamless and lack dignity

potent hamlet
shell venture
atomic crane
digital quartz
# red glade It's what was available without a search

A recreated and modified version of "Interior Crocodile Land" by Milk Steak that I made. This mix is heavily based on his mix.

I do not own the rights to the S.L.A.B. Freestyle by King Chip, otherwise known as Chip the Ripper. I do not own the Kirby sound effects which were taken from Super Smash Bros Melee nor do I own the Dream Land theme. I ...

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potent hamlet
fluid heron
shell venture
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they suck ass

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and youtube always opens on shorts

fluid heron
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Also fuck paying for shit revanced for life

potent hamlet
shell venture
digital quartz
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tbf technically it is just a big ass love letter no?

fluid heron
potent hamlet
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Discreet, pretty and it can be anonymous if you fail

shell venture
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might get it
youtube ads on mobile became too retarded

fluid heron
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I have more features than if I paid and I dont

fluid heron
shell venture
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like im getting 4 ads in 15ish minutes

shell venture
fluid heron
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You on android?

shell venture
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yea

potent hamlet
fluid heron
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I'll send you the shit

shell venture
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im on pc now but i'll use it later

potent hamlet
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Im just saying it's better than having a crowd see you get rejected or see you reject somebody

atomic crane
storm stream
potent hamlet
storm stream
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but I agree that doing it discreetly, privately is better than in acrowd

atomic crane
shell venture
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zro

prime zenith
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oi zoloo

storm stream
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cro

shell venture
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mro

potent hamlet
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Imagine the cringe of this

prime zenith
#

@shell venture

shell venture
potent hamlet
prime zenith
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vro zlo ro fro tro

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dsafc sdvrfwerföällpöäåä

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vrö

mossy void
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Worm regards

shell venture
#

أخي

prime zenith
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wallah

mossy void
#

Watuh
Put your drip away watuh

potent hamlet
mossy void
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I’m not having sips with you right now watuh

prime zenith
#

kelb ibn kelb

shell venture
storm stream
prime zenith
shell venture
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it means i love you

prime zenith
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it means i love you

storm stream
atomic crane
prime zenith
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altair ibn yahmar

storm stream
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Lossin Al-Hayir

shell venture
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my dumbass took until the end of ac1 to figure out altair is bird

digital quartz
prime zenith
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hes a bird?

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wat

shell venture
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i played it in english so the voice actors weren't arabic lmao

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altair means bird

atomic crane
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its been 17 years since i finished AC1 and i didnt know that

prime zenith
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o

shell venture
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al tair

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the bird

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cause he parkours and shit

atomic crane
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what is ibn-la'ahad

potent hamlet
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Al Khalid

shell venture
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son of no one

prime zenith
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son of la ahad

prime zenith
potent hamlet
shell venture
#

yes

prime zenith
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wtf

atomic crane
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damn. the bird, son of no one.

shell venture
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hard

potent hamlet
prime zenith
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vro then how is he existing

shell venture
#

when ac cared about history oldge

digital quartz
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he spawned

prime zenith
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did you know altair is areal person

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🤓

atomic crane
potent hamlet
prime zenith
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😋

atomic crane
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they smoked freaking weed dude.

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they smoked weed and killed people. MLG

potent hamlet
prime zenith
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templars surely

high wing
shell venture
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did you know that hashashin means weed smokers 🤓

digital quartz
digital quartz
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🤓

potent hamlet
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IRL Assassin's Creed 1 be like

shell venture
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zorkinsfs it

atomic crane
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i should re-play AC1-4

high wing
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i always hated that alot of ubislop games were like a "safe" gta

prime zenith
#

any pro android hacker root apk users

high wing
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go kill whoever

atomic crane
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maybe finally play AC rogue

high wing
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expect civis

shell venture
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i only played 1 & 2
my save got corrupted near the end of brotherhood

high wing
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youre gonna get in trouble if you kill any civis

shell venture
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same thing in far cry

prime zenith
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i played alllll ac as kid

shell venture
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that shit sucked ass

prime zenith
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shit was peak

potent hamlet
shell venture
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i tried to replay brotherhood

potent hamlet
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You could kill a couple innocents every couple minutes

atomic crane
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yes in AC1, you get desynchronized just the same as later games

shell venture
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i installed it
ran the intro then uninstalled

atomic crane
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well yeah but you cant go on a big massacre

shell venture
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i have no desire to play ac

prime zenith
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you have brainrot

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thats why

shell venture
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no

atomic crane
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brotherhood was an odd one out though

shell venture
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ac is brainroot

atomic crane
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AC4 was not brainrot

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the rest can be brainrot sure but AC4 was banger

potent hamlet
shell venture
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ac games since 1 were all repetetive as shit

high wing
prime zenith
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ac3 was so cool for me

high wing
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an you are correct

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it was in ac2

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where you could not kill civis anymore

potent hamlet
atomic crane
shell venture
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ac1 felt like a slog at the end

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didn't play that so idk

atomic crane
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i stopped playing after 4 though. it was just peak

prime zenith
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i never played blackflag

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🔥

shell venture
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same

atomic crane
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NOW!!!!!!!!!

shell venture
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i need the others

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i can't skip games

atomic crane
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NO

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WRONG

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GRRRRRRRRRR YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT

prime zenith
shell venture
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i can't physically do it

atomic crane
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its completely disconnected from the others in all but the main character's last name

shell venture
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i cucked myself on so many games cause i have to play the ogs

atomic crane
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you will gain nothing from playing the previous ones

potent hamlet
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Tomorrow ye will get ya pay but it's time for us to leave her

atomic crane
prime zenith
shell venture
atomic crane
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for the voyage is long and the winds dont blow

shell venture
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I'm a fool
I know nothing
I may sound like a silly clown
But I won't turn my back on life

atomic crane
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and its time for us to leave her

high wing
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shut up clown

shell venture
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no

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im not browned

high wing
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oh ok

shell venture
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i won't shut tup

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tup my nuts

high wing
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tup my nuts

atomic crane
prime zenith
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shut the fuck up

shell venture
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my friend keeps glazing odyssey

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im not playing that

atomic crane
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go ahead

prime zenith
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i gave it 3 chances

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i uninstalled 3 times

atomic crane
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black flag was a masterpiece, imagine how good it would have been without the assassins creed name holding it back

shell venture
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anyone ever finished valhalla ?

prime zenith
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?

atomic crane
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you really have to play it, youyou

prime zenith
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without ac name they wouldnt have budgetr

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🤣

shell venture
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i might tbh

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i'll probably skip brotherhood and the other one
and play 3 & 4

high wing
atomic crane
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i mean it's a pirate game ffs

shell venture
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i will dw

potent hamlet
high wing
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theres like a gorillion side quests

atomic crane
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🏴‍☠️

high wing
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black flag was peak

shell venture
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right now im stuck with slop of war

high wing
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just wish it had fishing

prime zenith
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love me some fishing

atomic crane
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honestly the ahab larping made up for the lack of fishing

digital quartz
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luv fishing

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simple as

atomic crane
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my white whale..

shell venture
high wing
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especially hunting bigger boats

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was fun

atomic crane
shell venture
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ahab

potent hamlet
high wing
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or play origins

shell venture
atomic crane
# shell venture ahab

thats a moby dick reference cuz you can go whale hunting with spears in black flag lol

prime zenith
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ezioo auditoreee

potent hamlet
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But If you don't care, just play 3 and 4

high wing
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imo thats a good ac cause of bayek

prime zenith
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🔥

shell venture
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i know what happens anyway

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i was spoiled loooong ago

high wing
digital quartz
atomic crane
shell venture
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moby dick sounds like a cringe bl character ngl

atomic crane
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AC3 was cool but... black flag? its peak

potent hamlet
atomic crane
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i've heard AC rogue was a fun little mini-story after black flag but i never played

shell venture
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im more convinced since im spoiled on everything except ac4 hmm

digital quartz
shell venture
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ik what happens with 3

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so might just jump to 4

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is the combat still the same ?

atomic crane
shell venture
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btw i remember ac 4 ad on tv

potent hamlet
shell venture
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for ps4

shell venture
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well the modern side

ashen pawn
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I think nothing

atomic crane
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4 is a good side-adventure because you're not playing desmond in 4

potent hamlet
digital quartz
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nothing ever happens

atomic crane
shell venture
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yea

atomic crane
high wing
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i wish i had a cool robot hand

potent hamlet
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Here it comes the general
Ladies and gentlemen
The moment you've been waiting fooooo

high wing
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and a devil horn

prime zenith
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i havent played ac4

digital quartz
shell venture
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time to slam my head against this dogshit fight again pepew

atomic crane
potent hamlet
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I always wanted to try Syndicate

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And that fake demo about a WW2 Assassin's Creed on the Eiffel tower

digital quartz
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Sabotage?

potent hamlet
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And Unity

digital quartz
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or whatever it was called

prime zenith
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i loved syndicate

digital quartz
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Saboteur

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thats it

atomic crane
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i think they advertised that in AC4 too

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in-game

potent hamlet
slender rock
shell venture
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i played it

atomic crane
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dude the real life portions of AC4 were cool, the way they pseudo-advertised other time periods

shell venture
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it's really good

digital quartz
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me too it was pretty good

shell venture
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fr*nch gta
but you play as a scotsman

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i liked the color change when you liberate areas

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peak design

digital quartz
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yeah that was interesting

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usually I dont like stuff like that much

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but they managed to pull it off without making it obnoxious

digital quartz
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are you trying to hypnotize us?

slender rock
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no

digital quartz
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I cant hear you its working

slender rock
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there's no good gif for the sprialing

high wing
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omg i cant fucking tell whats wars

shell venture
high wing
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lame of wars handholding or fucking veilguards

shell venture
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whoever made this fight

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pls kys

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pls

high wing
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"look theres two devices you need to allign both of them"

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WOW THANKS RETARD I DIDNT KNOW

shell venture
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I HATE ATRUES

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MOST RETARDED CHARACTER IN GAMING

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stfu child

high wing
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oh that fight

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good luck

shell venture
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it sucks dick

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i have my fov at 120 just to see

slender rock
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forreal tho

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exhausted

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drained.

atomic crane
high wing
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ur mom

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gotteeem

slender rock
high wing
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im sorry sloppa you didnt deserve that

atomic crane
prime zenith
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ooo

high wing
shell venture
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holy fuck i did it

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thank god that's over

prime zenith
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did you take a shit

shell venture
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basically yeah

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i took the shittiest fight out of the game

prime zenith
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what u gamin

high wing
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he playin god of whore

shell venture
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bro wtf

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you can't get full berserker armor until the end of the game

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what's the point

visual stirrup
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NG+?

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Every game needs NG+

high wing
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i think god of war didnt have NG+ originally

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it was added later

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but it did have end game content

visual stirrup
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and the fights need to be rebalanced for end game players

shell venture
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but if i don't wanna do ng+

visual stirrup
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Like Doom Eternal did

shell venture
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im just cucked of using the full set

high wing
shell venture
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rag

high wing
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the first or ragnacock

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gotcha

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yeah theres endgame content

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like doing that rogue like mode

shell venture
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no ng+ ?

high wing
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yes

shell venture
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based

high wing
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it released as of last year lol

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it didnt have it when first released

shell venture
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yeah i know of valhalla

visual stirrup
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every game with character progression has this problem
you spend the whole game improving, but you get so little time to play with all of the toys once you have all of them

shell venture
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snoys praised it like it's the return of jesus cause it was free

visual stirrup
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Far Cry 3 and 4 are the worst about this

high wing
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cough cough

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cyberpunk

shell venture
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idk

high wing
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i think cause no one was expecting dlc

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or add on content

shell venture
shell venture
visual stirrup
shell venture
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true

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i get it but i don't

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like i don't wanna be overpowered

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but in the meantime i don't wanna have shit locked oit

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same with gow
i wanna explore but i know it's useless cause i need to comeback after unlocking new shit

visual stirrup
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Doom Eternal did this pretty decently with their harder variations of the levels
But Doom Eternal isn't a sandbox, so it was easier for them

shell venture
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imagien if doom eternal had side levels
but to get all the secrets you need to finish the main levels

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that's the new gow

visual stirrup
shell venture
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i feel the same

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like i wanna max upgrade everything but i don't wanan feel overpowered

visual stirrup
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This is the reason Yahtzee always hated the open world trend
It's not some easy feature to make games better
Focused games that know what the player has provide better experiences

shell venture
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i think dark souls did it well i guess

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you can have a +5 black knight sword nad you might die to a boss early on

high wing
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so to give an update on veilguard when ppl were talking about how you can speak about your "sexy scars" or your pronouns its a one time thing thats kind of out of the way and its just to yourself

shell venture
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never felt overpowered or underleveled in dark souls

high wing
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not part of the story other then when youre setting up your room

visual stirrup
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is it as horny?

shell venture
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probably

visual stirrup
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(I haven't played any DA games, so i don't know what the baseline is)

high wing
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the only annoying thing is when they tell you how to do puzzles

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ala god of war

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and they are not complciated in the slightest

shell venture
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i wish kratos killed his son

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he did it once already

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why not do it again

visual stirrup
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talking about mimir being annoying?

shell venture
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mimir is fine

high wing
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no

shell venture
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it's atrues who does it

high wing
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when you get to a puzzle

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and they tell you the answer already

minor cypress
high wing
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like within 5 seconds

minor cypress
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RE light puzzles? Im spinning the thumbsticks and spamming accept until it obeys my will

high wing
shell venture
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"i wonder if you use your axe to break that thing to open the door"

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type shit

high wing
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if you can glitch through walls

shell venture
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early re puzzles sucked dick lmao

high wing
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these puzzles are very brain dead

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"hey theres a wall we can destroy"

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"wonder what this ballista does"

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"pick up this magic thing and move it over here"

shell venture
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i like the new sigil ones but i also despise them

high wing
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at least its some challenge

minor cypress
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I usually don't mind them, i just like breaking them on principle

shell venture
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fuck nornir chests too

high wing
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MY BRAIN NEEDS CHALLENGE TO OVERCOME

minor cypress
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Fr if its a puzzle, i want a puzzle, not a scavenger hunt

high wing
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enemies are kinda barebones

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im playing on normal

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cause they are absolute sponges beyond that

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which i hate

shell venture
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at least combat is good in gow

high wing
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but its bioware so expected

shell venture
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and bosses are decent

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so far the worst one is garm

high wing
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but yeah playing veilguard so far

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is literally masseffect/ andromeda

shell venture
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never played me nor da

high wing
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i was wondering why certain elements felt familiar

shell venture
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im free of the biowere curse

high wing
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andromeda has good movement gameplay is ok

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but story was bad

shell venture
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is it the one with the silly faces

high wing
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me1 2 3 have good story telling

high wing
shell venture
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i remember that one

high wing
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you can deck a news reporter in the face in mass effect

shell venture
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i tried me1 back in the day but it ran like dog

high wing
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cause she a bitch

shell venture
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also why the fuck can you customize shepard

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i always thought it was an already made character lmao

high wing
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cause shepard is whoever you want him/her to be

shell venture
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it was so weird

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same with cyberpunk

high wing
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its like a template

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but you fill in the blanks

shell venture
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i don't like that approach at all

high wing
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i mean..

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you do know fallout 4 is the same thing right

shell venture
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ik

high wing
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your character also has a story

shell venture
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and it's ass balls

high wing
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nathan is cool

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fuck u

shell venture
#

who

high wing
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the main character in fallout 4

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if you play as male

shell venture
high wing
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listen he executed canadians

shell venture
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shit from the ass

high wing
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+10

shell venture
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i played fo4 for like 4 hours

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first mod i installed was to remove character speaking

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and remove the shit dialogue options

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only way i can see myself playing fo4 is with 200 mods

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it's like gamma but reverse

high wing
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its why im glad i played the game before mods

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to appreciate the mods i download even more

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to also show off at console peasents

shell venture
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happened with all bethesda games i play

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i try to do 1st run 0

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0 mods*

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then end up installing them halfway

high wing
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weak behaviour

green schooner
gleaming grove
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Hold on man

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NNN just started

green schooner
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what if i lost already

visual stirrup
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I really need a praying mantis queen in my life

gleaming grove
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I busted mine 2 seconds after Halloween ended

gleaming grove
visual stirrup
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or just kill me

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see above gif of watermelon

green schooner
visual stirrup
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"Karlach, I promise you, I am immune to your hellfire."

gleaming grove
high meteor
gleaming grove
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Dont say a word

visual stirrup
high meteor
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i-

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hngf

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souihbfs;

visual stirrup
shell venture
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died at 85/99

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imma kill myself

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holy fuck that was intense

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im sweating

green schooner
#

@tidal trellis twink

pale ingot
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@tidal trellis gm twink

high wing
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@tidal trellis gm twink

shell venture
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my fingers hurt

pale ingot
shell venture
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i took a break

pale ingot
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how about you thug it out...

shell venture
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back to carpal tunnel

pale ingot
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like a week ago i practiced guitar so hard my fingers hurt for 3 days straight (no regerts...)

pale ingot
#

shrimply

green schooner
#

shrimply

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your gae

visual stirrup
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his gae what?

pale ingot