🎪bruh-fart

[pale ingot]

lurker type shit

[stone blade]

Love you too

no

[placid sail]

man this minecraft modpack is funky

[high wing]

oh no

sound the alarms

[placid sail]

I am going to become a genderfluid nonbinary busy age.

and you're gonna like it.

[mossy void]

Minecraft ultra HD graphics modpack

[high wing]

[pale ingot]

this bz guy is so autistic

[mossy void]

Steve is now Steven

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-mrbean-bean-mr-bean-holiday-mr-bean-holiday-movie-gif-11625313334009911234

[thin trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/935598564250366033.png?quality=lossless&name=DaarickWou&size=48

[placid sail]

this may take a hot second

[high wing]

stephanie

[high wing]

yeah its gonna take a few

[placid sail]

sure hope it's first launch thing

[thin trench]

Спуки привет

[placid sail]

[mossy void]

DIY HRT regimen when

[high wing]

i made a "Decent" looking qunari

but all the humans look "yassified"

as described by @coarse bear

[placid sail]

translation please

[mossy void]

Do it yourself hormone replacement therapy

[high wing]

yea

[placid sail]

oh

so monster energy

[mossy void]

Yeah lol exactly

[formal bane]

Monster energy IV injection

[high wing]

man these face tattoos suck

[mossy void]

DIY HRT is actually quite safe and easy if you’re smart about it. sometimes the only option for some grumble grumble

[naive bison]

https://fxtwitter.com/axel__tv/status/1853460449049682223

NAUR

[placid sail]

awww

it tried to connect to EA servers

how cute

[mossy void]

Lol xal is an antivaxxer

Rekt

[naive bison]

if vaccine is so good why is there no vaccine 2

[high wing]

if stalker is so good why is there no..

[tidal trellis]

bruh

xal moment

[formal bane]

you also gotta remember more of something does not speed up the process. I feel like people often forget about that when it comes to DIY HRT.

[naive bison]

that's not even my post

[tidal trellis]

I'm right though!

[naive bison]

flop i will kill you

i will murder you

[thin trench]

Did u buy new dragon age ?

[mossy void]

Exactly, you have to be very careful, and do a great deal of research

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-cat-shaking-gif-20511183

[mossy void]

I am
Torted

Blind and dumb

[tidal trellis]

Alright alright I'll back off

goober

[naive bison]

nah ppl are selfmedicating on gamma server 💀

[naive bison]

that's the bathtub estrogen burning your brain

or what was left of it

[inland jackal]

you already asked it on the back, no going back

[tidal trellis]

HUH

[placid sail]

I'll never tell

[mossy void]

If I were to do HRT it’d be injections but yeah maybe lel

[tidal trellis]

time to check ur steam

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-rock-throwing-gif-3095471689337470556

[inland jackal]

@shell venture im gonna visit you

[mossy void]

Not doing it, just saying it’s been done

[naive bison]

wow, stalking?

really flop

i thought better of you

[stone blade]

@naive bison well well well

how are we today mr xal

[inland jackal]

flop the stalker

[naive bison]

not well

[stone blade]

Flop the flopper

[naive bison]

i have an assignment for tomorrow

it's midnight

and i haven't started

[placid sail]

mods please crush this stalker's balls in a vice, thank you

[naive bison]

if you can call those balls

[digital quartz]

wait a second Flop said he'd "keep an eye on me" earlier too

[mossy void]

I’ve never procrastinated before

several times

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[formal bane]

Been rotting at home and forgot to grab something to eat again, check fridge. Actually have food for once. But it's microwave food

[tidal trellis]

not what I meant!

[stone blade]

well you better

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

Don't look at me like that dipshit

get on it

[naive bison]

ivan tomorrow what nice energy drink should i dropkick in the morning before uni

there's berry flavor

[stone blade]

hmm

[naive bison]

uuh

[stone blade]

monster monarch

[naive bison]

bubblegum

and

coconut pineapple

@stone blade which of 3

berry is my favorite

[formal bane]

coconut pineapple sounds good

[stone blade]

the one with the butterflies

[mossy void]

Microwave food can be good, just depends on what it is.
i have a personal favorite, chicken alfredo, it’s fantastic

[naive bison]

the wuh

[stone blade]

I'm at work can't talk

brb

[naive bison]

wtf is "microwave food"

[naive bison]

ah
in someone's home and the guard dog was alerted

[mossy void]

Food that must be put in the microwave to be prepared properly

[naive bison]

get out with the copper wire quick

[formal bane]

the shit you just throw in the microwave

[naive bison]

[formal bane]

and then eat the microwave

[naive bison]

why buy it and complain you have microwave food

[formal bane]

I thought I had something else

forgot I bought it

[mossy void]

I believe the complaint is that there is only microwave food

[naive bison]

happens when you eat food

it disappears

[formal bane]

funny you say I actually had food in the first place lol

[mossy void]

Less a complaint and more of a lamenting of the cold reality that sometimes things aren’t always perfect

[placid sail]

always keep them guessing brainfart, never let them know your next move

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-rock-throwing-gif-3095471689337470556

[mossy void]

Mild winge I suppose

[fading shuttle]

oh youre gonna play it?

[wraith osprey]

average brainfart user

[inland jackal]

im cooked

again

[mossy void]

Trans gamer moment

[pale ingot]

thug it out

[river zealot]

hrtusy

[mossy void]

Just kindly ask the bombs to stop falling

[high wing]

thats me

[pale ingot]

bz finally coming out of the closet

[mossy void]

Believe in this case it would be gock

[pale ingot]

proud of him

[mossy void]

Methinks

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/384902098040389632/1291517685469020180/speechmemified_twerkingduck_014.png.gif

[river zealot]

@placid sail oh you fucking seven seas'd it

[placid sail]

nooooo

I would never

how dare you

[river zealot]

[mossy void]

I fuckin wish I were that stacked

[narrow lotus]

why busy

dissapointed

ah no wait

[fading shuttle]

i played 8 hours as a test to see why the game was positive, storys bad and gameplay is alright, but not good enough to offset how bad the story is

4/10

[narrow lotus]

i understand

good

[naive bison]

he gave them no money

he just giving himself brain cancer

[narrow lotus]

ye si know

[naive bison]

for free

[high wing]

man i feel like that one meme but i forgot which one it was

[naive bison]

i was having my teeth done and they couldn't take the xray properly so i got 4 photos

[high wing]

like you could make any race but you choose human

[naive bison]

busy is just doing that full power on his head

for fun

[digital quartz]

Human Male

John Fighterman

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/Starcatplays/status/1687816576370675713

found it

i made a qunari

then i gave up and went to go make a human male

[fading shuttle]

i always make man with beard and flowing hair, spellblade or anything similar to that

[high wing]

he looked good but i cant use a helmet

[stone blade]

Me fighting basic enemies in elden ring

[fading shuttle]

i must make my character use weapons and magic

[naive bison]

Race: depends which race is the prophecy of this land is about

Morrowind: Dunmer

Skyrim: Nord

[digital quartz]

I always make an evil wizard if I can with the most snobbish race possible

[naive bison]

makes jesus every RPG playthrough

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus alo winter arrived it got cold
time to put on 3 layers of socks at 5 layers of blankets

[river zealot]

i did paladin

[high wing]

someone made michael jackson in fifa

[fading shuttle]

holy magic sucks, i hate it

[high wing]

and monster hunter

[mossy void]

Knight Greatsword build slaps every playthrough of every game imo
Paladin build is always fun

[high wing]

and starfield lmao

[river zealot]

and since im dark urge i broke my oath immediatly

[stone blade]

stealth dagger build is the only true build

[thin trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/935598564250366033.png?quality=lossless&name=DaarickWou&size=48

[naive bison]

classic bulgarian

[mossy void]

Got the sticky fingers do ya

[novel palm]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-bulgarian-anime-gif-26003171

[naive bison]

greatest joy man can experience

[mossy void]

It’s indeed nice to wake up every morning knowing I’m not bulgarian

[formal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/bober-beaver-kurwa-kurva-gif-2036759300866778139

[mossy void]

Rayut

Big rayut

[formal bane]

I hope my university cancels afternoon classes for the storm, so I can continue rot maxxing

[naive bison]

i hope the storm hits you directly

just you

localized storm in bedroom

[formal bane]

My wish

[tidal trellis]

you're so negative xalrider

need some positivity in ur life

Like me! be more like me

[mossy void]

A single rain cloud seeps through the window and dumps an entire city’s worth of rain all at once directly over the bed

[naive bison]

the only thing that is positive in my life is

[river zealot]

twink cult

[river zealot]

BRO HE LIVES IN FUCKING RUSSIA

THERE IS NOTHING POSITIVE

[tidal trellis]

its the MINDSET Artyom, I live in a shit-hole too

[mossy void]

This you?

(Me)

[broken topaz]

how is bro avoiding the draft

[river zealot]

the draft is fake

i mean it wasnt but they stopped it

[formal bane]

localized storm to hit directly on my location when. But I want Mango and my other pets to survive.

[river zealot]

it was like one wave

[quaint ore]

Draft dodging in russia is easy as fuck

[stone blade]

@broken topaz omg hi

❤️

[quaint ore]

Esp if you from Moscovia

[broken topaz]

Hello pookie ❤️

[stone blade]

[mossy void]

just ask putin nicely to not draft you and he’s like “No dip? You good bro”

It works every time

[formal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-shocked-huh-wtf-gif-5665862

[inland jackal]

only positive thing about you is that you arent a gypsy

[naive bison]

how are you avoiding the curses i place upon you

[inland jackal]

[naive bison]

fucking rat

[tidal trellis]

what

[broken topaz]

protection crystals

your curses are nothing compared to my magicks

[naive bison]

i will put offensive crystals in your morning coffee

i will anthrax your pillow

[broken topaz]

me

[mossy void]

The Irish are great people.
Fun fact that everyone knows already but I like thinking of it, Conan O’Brien is 100% pure irish

[naive bison]

it's called "be a university student"

[naive bison]

lost to potato though

and are ginger

that's 2 L's already

[digital quartz]

technically they lost due to no potato

[naive bison]

close to UK

that's 3rd

[mossy void]

Yeah but ginger girls are hot

[formal bane]

[naive bison]

potato walk away
irish literally dies

[quaint ore]

Take some shitty ass unuversity degree for a bachelor

[naive bison]

weak asf in my opinion

[quaint ore]

no draft

[naive bison]

they have no soul tho

[formal bane]

Xalrider what are you studying

[naive bison]

how can you have a family with a woman like that

[high wing]

ok NOW i kinda remember what the gameplay of veilguard feels like

[naive bison]

your child will go directly to hell

[high wing]

kingdom of amalur

[mossy void]

They had more than potatoes, the british, pricks they were, decided to ban them from eating anything other than potatoes

[high wing]

thats what it feels like

[quaint ore]

Tbh Brits are partially to blame for it cause they taxed the irish so hard they could only eat potato regularly

[naive bison]

if irish were so good they'd just win

[quaint ore]

As usually

[naive bison]

[mossy void]

Yeah, mercantilism was huge back then.

[quaint ore]

I aint saying they gods of war

[naive bison]

i need a better chair

[mossy void]

The IRA kicked british ass tho

[naive bison]

my back hurts all the time

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/not__vee/status/1853454944755470643

the fuuuck

[naive bison]

what the fuck am i reading

[formal bane]

'trash notes'

[mossy void]

Someone’s notepad, intelligible only to the one that wrote it

[high wing]

that says taash

but yes trash

[naive bison]

when someone asks "what is woke" that's woke

just word salad

what is that even in relation to

[mossy void]

Because it’s scribbled notes

[naive bison]

don't tell me it's some dragon age dev bullshit

[formal bane]

i know

[naive bison]

or worse

it's in game stuff

[high wing]

its in game stuff

[naive bison]

...

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/laureanojgv/status/1853463155944431730

[naive bison]

execute every single person who gave those people money

[narrow sorrel]

where was this pulled from?

[naive bison]

bro

no fucking way...

they just put some dev's twitter posts

into the game

it's so over...

[high wing]

i just linked the source

[mossy void]

If you hate a game for the sole reason being “cus woke” then that’s not a good enough reason

[naive bison]

yeah it is

it's immersion breaking

i don't wanna be reminded of the current world when i play a fucking fantasy RPG set in medival times

[formal bane]

here it goes again

[narrow sorrel]

No I mean the actual image

[mossy void]

I’m not debating this, sorry

[high wing]

true its an open an shut case

[mossy void]

This is going to go nowhere, let’s agree to disagree, clearly we’re on both sides of the aisle

[high wing]

woke bad

sleep good

[mossy void]

Indeed

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-asleep-monjjunirawr-cat-sleeping-cat-sleep-cat-eepy-gif-2038678134769585569

[mossy void]

Eepy time

[narrow sorrel]

What is the primary sauce

ffuuuucl

[mossy void]

Break time is over sad

[naive bison]

that's why the boys was so unbearable

[narrow sorrel]

did someone just leave those in the sauce code?

[quaint ore]

I go see game

See it bring up modern politics

Drop cause its not what I am looking for

[naive bison]

the writers just took the latest american news and happenings at the time

[narrow sorrel]

Yummers?

[naive bison]

just rewrote them to include homelander in them

just deadass the same exact events

[placid sail]

they call him the Stinker

[quaint ore]

I mean, the Boys is literally just critique of US pop culture thru and thru

[naive bison]

good thing the strikes happen

[formal bane]

localized storm hitting my location my wish is granted

[naive bison]

those cunts don't deserve money

[true sedge]

The boys is ok

[stone blade]

bro I'm beating elden ring bosses while at work

[narrow sorrel]

that square hairline

[quaint ore]

Based

[naive bison]

it went from pop culture to just straight up politics

[true sedge]

Billy's arc is bad tho

[stone blade]

[quaint ore]

Yeah newest season us uhh

[naive bison]

like it went from critiquing marvel and corporatisation to US politics

[quaint ore]

Ass

[narrow sorrel]

but muh yummers

[naive bison]

cause they realized The Boys makes fun of marvel and amazon too

[quaint ore]

LITERALLY

[naive bison]

and amazon makes the boys

[true sedge]

Trying to separate superstructure from politics is dumb

[placid sail]

I tried my best to make myshinka's sewer husband into a character

[naive bison]

it's not that it's "politics" you silly goose

[placid sail]

okay maybe not my best, just 5-10 minutes of effort at best, but that's sorta on brand for him

[naive bison]

it's literally hyperspecific US political events

that the writes just included The Boys characters into

[naive bison]

unironically true

[quaint ore]

Yeah like the nro-conservatives vs neo-liberals

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

no, more hyperspecific

like Kyle Rittenhouse and Jan6

like literal specific events

[quaint ore]

Wait what

Where tf did they reference Rittenhouse

[naive bison]

Homelander kills the guy who threw milkshake at ryan

[grizzled meadow]

Coat, hat and scarf

[naive bison]

"Ryan he killed a guy"
"that guy was a pedophile"
"no they lied to you"

[narrow sorrel]

...yummers

[naive bison]

the guy who tried to murder Kyle Rittenhouse was a pedophile

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-homeland-the-boys-gif-6845106152273826307

[naive bison]

every poke is political event reference in the boys season 4

[wraith osprey]

should have picked a worse shot

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-peak-yummers-its-yummers-peak-homelander-gif-4634796544937757943

[naive bison]

that guy went out as he lived
running after kids

[wraith osprey]

boo womp

[pastel quartz]

You guys clearly haven't watched the boys, its about john yummers and his quest to do silly hyjinks, none of this political chud mumbo jumbo

[quaint ore]

But tbh watching Kyle's trial was fucking depressing

[river zealot]

its just a 3d scan of you

[pastel quartz]

I cant go 5 minutes without hearing about ameritard politics zoo wee mama

[naive bison]

btw the whole point about the boys was

it could have flipped the political direction completely

[quaint ore]

Welcome to 2024

[tidal trellis]

eh close enough version of bz

[narrow sorrel]

NO! ERECTION DAY TOMORROW YEAHHHHH

[naive bison]

i still would call it fucking slop dogshit

cuase im watching violent cape shit

not muh congress

same with the dragon age game

[quaint ore]

And it would have been nice to ignore it had my regional stability not depended on what old hagger is leading US right now.

[digital quartz]

I am just guessing here but it might have to do with the election being you know ... tomorrow

[naive bison]

pick John Knight, wielder of big sword
get lectured on gender theory in the fantasy serfdom kingdom

[narrow sorrel]

He's called homelander for a reason

[naive bison]

[ruby minnow]

but i'm already erect

[pastel quartz]

My mother wont shut up about it, like aaauuuauaugh quit yapping about how much of a screwball politicians are it wont help we all already agree with you

[true sedge]

i hope both candidates win

[narrow sorrel]

Hold it through to the end of tomorrow

[quaint ore]

I want to summon 10 thousand 1970s UK skinheads at the doorstwp of blackrock and vanguard offices

[ruby minnow]

ok

[digital quartz]

happy end

[naive bison]

i mean, most powerful nation on the planet, whoever gets elected may have direct impact on your country

[narrow sorrel]

This is literally the worst outcome

[true sedge]

those same skinheads are working at blackrock and vanguard

[pastel quartz]

But we aren't even talking about cumala and trumpet, just silly shit about the boys

[naive bison]

sorry the boys season 5 will be about this

[quaint ore]

Good I wanna watch sharpies and white power duke it out

[naive bison]

Singher will be running against Homelander and Homelander will rape multiple women or sth on the campaign trail

[narrow sorrel]

No I'm alpharius

[primal rapids]

Vermin Supreme will pull a landslide victory

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/早安-早上好-goodmorning-flowers-sunflowers-gif-21233714

[shell venture]

[narrow sorrel]

boot head lets goooo

[shell venture]

my president

[placid sail]

I was I had a forehead this powerful, I would incinerate some stupid pedestrians and car drivers with the power of the sun

[quaint ore]

I seriously wonder why the fuck doesnt US public consider other parties than fucking republicans and dems

[true sedge]

i was out for a smoke and a guy in sunglasses came up to me saying he was from langley, VA and that as a foreign national i can vote in the election and do it as many times as i want! so i did like 2500 for kamala and like 2000 for trump

[pastel quartz]

Ew did you just assume I was a europoor or something, I AM American, I just don't like listening to people go in circles arguing pointlessly. If it was a actual debate thats one thing but all i hear is the lowest denominator of "intellectual" discussions.

[naive bison]

male pattern baldness trait

[naive bison]

you're ameripoor

bigmac 8 doler

[shell venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/314787252389543937/1179497722252902400/attachment.gif

[narrow sorrel]

it does have a direct impact on your country (but not really)

[pastel quartz]

+a 30% tip to the automated machine I ordered it on

[low atlas]

i love having elections that people break relationships and friendships for when in the end literally nothing changes

[naive bison]

tipping culture is fucking retarded in the US from my understanding

and needs to be fucking weeded out

[narrow sorrel]

at least the costco hotdog+drinm is still 1.50

[shell venture]

people who vote deserve to suffer

[low atlas]

monarchy gang

[shell venture]

JUSTIFIED

[pastel quartz]

Exactly, now if you please refer to the graphs

[naive bison]

idk how servers have to rely on tips and not the employers just paying them normally

[quaint ore]

Dude last time I remember people were complaining about trumps leadership cause prices fucking skyrocketed for everytbing

[naive bison]

like

if people don't tip the servers aren't happy

[narrow sorrel]

ah yes the "dont tip so the servers revolt" vs. the "tip to help the server"

[naive bison]

and the people aren't happy being told to tip for literally everything

nobody wins

[shell venture]

im not american
but costco membership is the best deal ever

[naive bison]

except the employer i guess

[naive bison]

does feel like it

[quaint ore]

Agreed

God istg

I was in US

[shell venture]

that one japanese guy thought me that

[quaint ore]

FUCKING BRAND CLOTHES

FOR 20 DOLLARS

[narrow sorrel]

it is but I hate going to costco

[naive bison]

i don't remember that

[narrow sorrel]

as opposed to?

[naive bison]

was it during the pandemic

[quaint ore]

You pay 40 dollars for the same shit in H&M lol

[true sedge]

i was in america for like 2 weeks when i was 12 and my shit turned green

[placid sail]

I need to figure out the way to make him even stinkier

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-cat-gif-2861474131333067562

[narrow sorrel]

No I mean what do you pay

[placid sail]

like, I want the visible green lines floating around him

[naive bison]

eurotard's reaction to HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅

[quaint ore]

40 euros

Which is basically 1:1 with a dollar rn

[naive bison]

btw can we mention how retarded american price tags are

[quaint ore]

Yes

They are

[true sedge]

characters so wooden you have to have their opinions of you explained

[naive bison]

go to store
candy bar 1 doler
go to cash register
1.25$ sir

[pastel quartz]

Wdym, that's the normal color no?

[true sedge]

so dumb!

[quaint ore]

Ah yeah

They dont show VAT

[ruby minnow]

the chances of something happening is %0 while chances of nothing ever happening is %100

[naive bison]

remember when telltale games said "x will remember that"

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-gif-9980668056796018353

[fresh rose]

well its not really

its kinda close

[naive bison]

when is the american election day

[quaint ore]

This thursday

[naive bison]

7th?

[quaint ore]

I think

[naive bison]

the results wont be in a couple days cause le mail in ballot

[shell venture]

the tragedy of novembre 7th

[quaint ore]

Just in time for me wetsuit, dive boots and fins to arrive

[digital quartz]

05.11

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1303085103869595648/BhnkunS.mp4?ex=672a7812&is=67292692&hm=f0c49dea0b9244b18dc119489e004e6c88ee192c6bab953b69164d81af0d98b1&

[shell venture]

7/11

[naive bison]

wait today

[quaint ore]

I cant wait for another capitol storm to happen whilst I am asleep

[naive bison]

or trump just gets blown up if he wins

[true sedge]

we'll find out on saturday

[naive bison]

already had 3 attempts

it's not out of the question

he just straight up explodes

[quaint ore]

Gets deleted by an MQ-9 Reaper drone

[deep topaz]

PMC takes over military and airstrikes him

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-explosion-crocodile-explodes-gif-24974592

[naive bison]

nah

he just explodes

like that JFK meme

"what if his head just did that"

that's my favorite conspiracy theory

[deep topaz]

spontaneous combustion is a real thing

[quaint ore]

The crocodile on the golf course next to trump after the elections

[naive bison]

i wish trump wins and just reveals all classified files on every conspiracy ever

Roswell or whatever

the alien shit

JFK

whatever else

[deep topaz]

the suspicious beeping crocodile next to trump

[true sedge]

i hope trump wins and does more trump stuff

i love listening to him speak

[quaint ore]

Wasnt half of it revealed to just be US Air Force experimenting with spy technology

[naive bison]

he forgot about the Patriot act

[naive bison]

isn't the patriot act basically "the US government will spy on you, but that's because of terrorism on 9/11 and this is temporary"

[tidal trellis]

wait they were

[quaint ore]

Area 51 is literally a testing ground

For US Air Force

[stone blade]

EZ

[quaint ore]

F-117 and other things were tested there

[tidal trellis]

yeah...no thats the cover-up they keep the aliens and jetpacks there

[quaint ore]

The opposite actually

[tidal trellis]

[naive bison]

actual plot point of GTA San Andreas

[shell venture]

VOTE FOR BRENT PETERSON FOR AMERICAN PRESIDENT

[naive bison]

who

[quaint ore]

Its convenient for air force to confirm nor deny alien theories

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/brent-peterson-president-rock-n-roll-cool-awesome-gif-27263127

[quaint ore]

To keep true purpose of shit hard to find

[shell venture]

mr president

[naive bison]

...

[tidal trellis]

all I'm sayin is aliens

and I wanna meet em

[quaint ore]

Imma be real with you flop

[naive bison]

some wanna meet aliens
some wanna meat em

[shell venture]

he want aliend wood

[naive bison]

[quaint ore]

If aliens gon contact us first we finna fuckin die

[river zealot]

@placid sail bro my fucking chest hurts

[quaint ore]

Or they die

[tidal trellis]

what

[river zealot]

i havent jelqd for 4 days it so over

[naive bison]

yesss it worked

[true sedge]

if we find aliens they will just be like germs or fungi or some stupid dog thing

[tidal trellis]

❌ nah they'll be chill

[naive bison]

wuh

[tidal trellis]

trust

[quaint ore]

Bro did not read all tomorrows

[naive bison]

if aliens exist they are probably some bacteria thing chilling under a martian rock

[river zealot]

withdrawal symptombs

[quaint ore]

Probably yeah

Trilobytes at best

[high wing]

can we sacrifice flop to our alien overlords

[naive bison]

4 days no salo NoFuel

[tidal trellis]

WHY ME

[quaint ore]

Dude I am a human supremacist

[shell venture]

we can share flop

[quaint ore]

Am killing flop and the overlord

[river zealot]

you know aliens could just be completely invisible for us

[tidal trellis]

why am I being used as a sacrifice

[river zealot]

like in the IR spectre or some shit

[quaint ore]

Yeah they also can

[tidal trellis]

I could be the ambassador for humanity

think about it

[quaint ore]

And we also can be invisible to them

[shell venture]

not a sacrifice
more of a gift

[naive bison]

scariest theory i've heard is if aliens find us we will be to aliens like dolphins are to us

[shell venture]

roadside picnic

stalker

real

[quaint ore]

Dolphins are incapable of making technology like we do

[naive bison]

or

my personal theory

imagine aliens do exist

and they are completely incomprehensible in form, function and forms of speech

[tidal trellis]

bro I'm gonna be placed in a musem after they study my corpse

I'm gonna fucking die

[quaint ore]

I mean yeah likely

[naive bison]

like imagine they communicate by changing their biological structure

[shell venture]

most prestine twink

[naive bison]

to different elements

covered in uranium = angry

[quaint ore]

Bro I imagine alien landing in a war zone

And being like

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1281671714425802973/this_is_glorpshit_caption.gif

[tidal trellis]

I am not one!

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/bh1dp.gif

[tidal trellis]

eitherway think aliens will be chill ngl

[digital quartz]

two in a tall trenchcoat

[mossy void]

No it was political the entire time, they just screamed it out loud near the end

[high wing]

so instead of mummafying flop are we twinkafying him?

[shell venture]

no need to

[quaint ore]

I imagine an alien experiencing a 155mm HE shell landing next to him

[shell venture]

depends on what type of aliend

[tidal trellis]

what am I? and why am I dying in all ur scenarios Dandy

[deep topaz]

TSA was supposed to be temporary

[naive bison]

it was subtle enough for me to not notice after like season 2 it was practically unbearable

[high wing]

sacrifcing doesnt always mean death

maybe you become the alien overlords twink slave

and spare the rest of us

[naive bison]

season 1 was peak
downhill from there

[high wing]

a noble sacrifice

[tidal trellis]

GUH

HUH

[high wing]

lmaooo

[quaint ore]

Soldier Boy was cool

[river zealot]

we are making clay busy

[river zealot]

HE SAID THE LINE HE SAID THE LINE

[shell venture]

im gonna conquer the aliens

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/say-the-line-bart-school-millhouse-classroom-gif-26683141

[tidal trellis]

hell no

ew

[naive bison]

no he doesnt wanna meet aliens

[quaint ore]

If you think about it

[naive bison]

he wants to meat aliens

[quaint ore]

Aliens trying to invade a planet

[shell venture]

yessir

[quaint ore]

Would be fucking insanely hard

[shell venture]

xenomorph
more like
xenowife

[naive bison]

what a fucking pointless character that went nowhere

[mossy void]

Well, I thought it was a good show, very strongly critiquing american culture of celebrity worship and deepseated government corruption is, in my opinion, a breath of fresh air. Gratuitous? Most certainly, but eh, these days you have to be. Too subtle and people just think “haha funny superhero show guy goes splat”

[naive bison]

blasts Kimiko
she loses her powers
gets injured
doesn't like being human actually
gets injected with V again
gets powers back with zero defects
Soldierboy fucks off into a coma never to be seen again

amazing

[mossy void]

Though, yes, I will agree, a handful of scenes were very hard to sit through

[naive bison]

i think it got changed because it basically made fun of people who were making it

so it started making fun of the audience instead

[digital quartz]

Ive been watching The Penguin

its been pretty good

[stone blade]

I'm going to get the nagakiba

long katana time

[mossy void]

I disagree, I thought they were pretty consistent throughout

It’s just, they were being less and less subtle as it went on

[glad carbon]

@shell venture @high wing @river zealot hi stinkies

[shell venture]

alo

Bureñu

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

frota woke up

[river zealot]

hi

[naive bison]

this is so sad

[stone blade]

Brother I am NOT fighting that shit

[digital quartz]

I told you they are scary

they are also strapped

[stone blade]

giant fucking crab man

[digital quartz]

watch out

[naive bison]

@glad carbon https://fixvx.com/laureanojgv/status/1853463155944431730

[stone blade]

also tomb

[naive bison]

did you see this garbage

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1047834982221099068/1092409908663685191/togif-1.gif

[stone blade]

I defeated agheel

[naive bison]

crurb

[mossy void]

Car is Phil Swift

[digital quartz]

did you do it on horseback or off?

[stone blade]

horseback

[placid sail]

brainfart has finally conversed you

your tits are growing

[shell venture]

[stone blade]

I am not doing it on foot man that guy jumps across the map

[glad carbon]

are we at the point where people are screeching over random side lore

really

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/bZPyzYaE6k.jpg

[mossy void]

Artem has been on HRT for the last several months

[narrow lotus]

[shell venture]

propaganda

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/5keG9dBWPA.jpg

[digital quartz]

idk I feel like I had an easier time off the horse with some of the dragons

[shell venture]

same

[mossy void]

It

[shell venture]

for dragons i do it horsless
unless im running away from fire

[naive bison]

medival fantasy magic RPG
gender politics in cutscene and lore

[shell venture]

also i saw that

[mossy void]

And by “it”

[naive bison]

i just wanna cast fireball

[shell venture]

my ak

[mossy void]

Haha
Let’s just say
My jorts

[stone blade]

@digital quartz is it hard to get nagakiba?

[placid sail]

okay I get it that wokeguard was made primarily for consoles but COULD YOU LEAVE MY CAMERA IN PEACE YOU DAMN GAME

[shell venture]

ze cast fireball on the direction of zem

[naive bison]

?

[glad carbon]

you can still do that and not have to interact with stuff you dont want to

[shell venture]

spoilers
but it requires killing an npc to get early

[naive bison]

not if im taken out of the game immersion by constantly remembering what's going on in the real world

[glad carbon]

vro is talking about immersion in fucking dragon age

[digital quartz]

if you kill the NPC that holds it no otherwise you'd have to do a quest

[naive bison]

...are you trying to say immersion in gaming doesn't exist?

[glad carbon]

it does but not in fantasy games lmfao

those are always addressing real world issues

[naive bison]

????????

what a fucking dogshit take

[glad carbon]

guys BG3 is immersion breaking because it told me to be nice to people from other cultures

[mossy void]

I’ll always find it funny that the LGBT people of a decade ago were all like “man I wish there was representation in games” and people said “well make your own games” and they grew up, got software engineering degrees, and made games with representation and now all of a sudden it’s ruining gaming as we know it.

[glad carbon]

:'(

[naive bison]

fantasy games were never immerssive
(WoW, Elder Scrolls)

and the rest

[glad carbon]

real

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus this one

[naive bison]

1% making games for the 1%

[mossy void]

Nobody forced you to buy it or play it, there are other games that exist

[naive bison]

also not making own shit, going into existing franchises like dragon age

[glad carbon]

whats the one boondocks meme

[river zealot]

did the guy with mario asshole get banned

[stone blade]

no not doing that

[river zealot]

pimp named slickback

[stone blade]

I'll do it normally

[shell venture]

doesn't mean i can't talk about it

[glad carbon]

not complaining about modern games and just ignoring em or whatever

[mossy void]

Didn’t say you couldn’t :)

[naive bison]

does it allow you to not do that

[mossy void]

Just saying, it’s not the end of the world imo

[shell venture]

no one said it is

[naive bison]

end of some game studios though

and franchises

[shell venture]

and end of a good ip

[digital quartz]

the quest isn't hard just a bit obtuse as is typical for souls games

[glad carbon]

if you select durge yeah, otherwise ur out of luck

[naive bison]

what is durge i have never played bg3

[shell venture]

if it was some random game like concord or dustborn
idgaf
but the fact that it's a long running series is what matters

[glad carbon]

evil scalie creature

[naive bison]

i have to play as a furry to be racist?

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/baldur's-gate-3-dark-urge-the-dark-urge-aradin-punch-gif-13713664382575425578

[digital quartz]

the last good Dragon Age game was Origins

thats it

[shell venture]

don't have to

[mossy void]

Frankly the big game studios have been treating games like a monetary investment instead of an artistic investment for a while now. you think wokism is bad? Try soulless cashgrabism

[shell venture]

the default urge is a dragon

[high wing]

a dragon of sorts

[naive bison]

soulless cash-grabism is COD

successful games on merit is helldivers 2

[mossy void]

Case in point

[glad carbon]

woke is bad fellas when I show them EA's sport games

[naive bison]

[shell venture]

both are bad retard

no one said one is bad while the other is good

[naive bison]

^

[shell venture]

pulling things out the ass now

[mossy void]

If big game studios fail because they made a blantant tokenfest, then they deserve what they got

[stone blade]

@shell venture @digital quartz

Wow....

[shell venture]

peak

[naive bison]

that's literally everyone's argument tbf

[stone blade]

FUCKING PEAK

peak times 20

[digital quartz]

lmao you love this game

have fun

[naive bison]

bulgarian sees tree for the first time

[high wing]

I cant stand bellara already

[naive bison]

it's like Logan Paul faking being color blind and putting on those glasses that fix color blindness

[stone blade]

its so pretty man

[naive bison]

[high wing]

Shes so fuckin acoustic

[stone blade]

Bro I took a random teleport

hopefulyl my character didn't get dizzy

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

hiii :3

hows it been

[mossy void]

See, that’s not the case in my perspective. From what I’ve seen, a lot of it is just people hating to see LGBT folks in media. In fact, a few choice comments made by you lead me to believe that you’re in that camp as well.

[shell venture]

ivan are using the great curved sword ?

[high wing]

Eh

[stone blade]

NAH MAN

shit is so pretty

[shell venture]

not really they always were there

[stone blade]

wtfff maannnn

you shouldve told me sooner to buy this game man

[naive bison]

if you just say "you hate geis" there's no argument i can make, can i

[shell venture]

yes i do

[mossy void]

I didn’t say that, I said that I am led to believe that is the case

But, you can certainly prove me wrong

[naive bison]

i have specifically expressed my dislike isn't for "certain brand of politics in media" it's immersion breaking inclusion of politics of any kind in media for the sake of including politics in media

[shell venture]

it's not about them being there
it's about it being the focal point

they were already in dragon age

[pale ingot]

evil ghost piss stream in the sky

[shell venture]

no one complained back then

[stone blade]

its all about being racist

[naive bison]

i don't have to convince you of anything
if you wanna think i hate gei people i couldn't care less you just sound like a permanent victim to me at that point

[mossy void]

I do? I thought I was arguing in good faith.

[naive bison]

-Right i finally upgraded my iron sword, time to take down those boars for that tavernkeeper
-"my pronouns are They/Them"

https://tenor.com/view/fridge-dissapointed-no-food-my-excitement-for-food-is-now-gone-oh-nevermind-gif-17411460

[shell venture]

why is it in high fps

[formal bane]

[shell venture]

i can't stop looking at it

[naive bison]

it is in high demand

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

after concord dustborn dragon age

[mossy void]

I’m just not sure how having characters who are LGBT is inherently political.
It’s as if the characters are anything other than heterosexual and cisgender then it must be politics and nothing else

[shell venture]

i never saw anyone complain about it back then
and don't do the "3 random people complained about it"

[naive bison]

gei people in media have existed for decades, just saying

[glad carbon]

political is when game addresses things that make me uncomfortable

[naive bison]

political is when game addresses things outside of the scope of the game

[mossy void]

If it’s fkn, idk, an era game? Like what’s it called, HOI4, then I can easily see why making FDR trans is silly

[naive bison]

breaking immersion in the process

[glad carbon]

ok so you admit gei people are in the scope of dragon age

so how is it political

[naive bison]

pronouns aren't

[tidal trellis]

can't we just determine if a game is doodoo or not by if its fun to play or not

[glad carbon]

literally everyone has them moron

[tidal trellis]

[digital quartz]

no you gotta be angry

[shell venture]

jarvis pull up that one dragon age conversation

[naive bison]

didn't even know that concept ever existed until mid 2010's

[shell venture]

with laugh tracks pls

[pale ingot]

can you guys shurr up..

[naive bison]

post memes to counteract

[mossy void]

Yeah, honestly at this point it’s clear we aren’t going to agree.

[tidal trellis]

only reason I'd actually get angry at a game if its rage inducing or offensively just bad and waste of my time and moners

[glad carbon]

LMAO you cant be real

[mossy void]

Oh well.

[naive bison]

it's not fun to be constantly lectured when you're trying to play the game

[glad carbon]

xalrider acting like people havent used him/her until 2010

[tidal trellis]

I mean can't u just till u get to playing part

[naive bison]

haven't heard of it
for me that's when that rot started

[glad carbon]

pronouns are literally the basis of grammar

get real xalrider

[mossy void]

If you instinctively recoil when someone says “I’m they/them” then that’s on you

[glad carbon]

no real

[shell venture]

ignore something you spent money on

[naive bison]

it speaks many things about the character of that person to me

[formal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-bird-trap-bird-trap-bird-cope-gif-9878295031528154539

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/cannot-hold-the-pistol-backfire-gun-pistol-fail-gif-16563454

[naive bison]

i would immediatly pass away if someone tried to say "get well soon" that way

[glad carbon]

you can literally just ignore it since it doesnt SHOW UP UNLESS YOU CHOOSE CERTAIN DIALOGUE

[naive bison]

[mossy void]

I believe there’s a term for that

[high wing]

well now i know what to say next time you say you dont feel well

[tidal trellis]

man I judge things on if something is fun or not to play or if its majorly story focused, if that story is dogshit

[mossy void]

A-like so

[naive bison]

don't care
pronouns are even used to refer to people you aren't directly talking to

[formal bane]

I be getting tornado warnings in my area, but then I see this argument. What's worse.

[naive bison]

you try to control how people talk about you when they aren't talking to you

[glad carbon]

xalrider can you stop being retarded for 20 seconds

[shell venture]

jump headfirst into it

[mossy void]

Well, I was going for the term predjudice but, that works also.
In any case, it’s abundantly clear this is going nowhere. Good talk.

[naive bison]

remember when we were talking about certain events and you had literally no idea of any details yet had a very strong opinion about them

[shell venture]

it's the same discussion with the same arguments

it's a tradition at this point

[stone blade]

BRO WHAT ARE THESE ENEMIES WITH THE ANCHORS

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[naive bison]

IT'S WORKING

[stone blade]

MAMAAAAAAAAAA

[digital quartz]

where is the boondocks ragebait meme?

[naive bison]

into your bedroom

[naive bison]

man i love boondocks

i wish they made more

[formal bane]

I hate my existence too, so I hope the tornado gets me

[stone blade]

fucking machine ladies with anchor curved blades or something

[formal bane]

[mossy void]

Yeah, this topic will usually follow the same pattern. I’ve gotten pretty good at clocking it early on but, sometimes I can’t help but engage

[stone blade]

bitch threw that shit at me I scared myself shitsless

[shell venture]

same

[digital quartz]

the iron ladys?

[stone blade]

ah hell naw

yeah them

[naive bison]

maybe cause it's fun to argue

[glad carbon]

didn't you just say the same shit

[shell venture]

they just want a hug man

[mossy void]

It can be when you’re being respectful. not so much when not

[shell venture]

being called retarded is the highest form of respect

[stone blade]

FUCK THEM

no hugs for them

[mossy void]

I never have an issue with having a debate, but when it becomes clear it’s less about an exchange of ideas and more about winning an argument, that’s when I lose interest.

[shell venture]

yes

[stone blade]

well not like that

[naive bison]

no, you said same shit people did before all the info came out so they just made assumptions in their head that would confirm their world view

you just never caught up on actual info afterward

[pale ingot]

Hrrghggh... can you guys stop arguing

[formal bane]

bro just stfu you all god damn

[shell venture]

no

make me

[glad carbon]

nah u just said the same shit about they/them though

[glad carbon]

assumptions in ur head

[digital quartz]

mods he is testing your authority mute him

[naive bison]

the worldview is "if you're gonna have politics, please don't just directly lecture me about real world happenings in your fantasy RPG game, try to cover it up somehow at least"

[high meteor]

what y'all yappin bout

[stone blade]

guys

[shell venture]

mods brown me

[stone blade]

you think I"m ready for the tree sentinel?

[naive bison]

what's the name of this looney tunes character btw

[shell venture]

i forgor

[digital quartz]

sure

[shell venture]

Yosemite Sam

[naive bison]

me on top of your mom

[digital quartz]

he is not that bad honestly

[naive bison]

yes

what is yosemite

[primal rapids]

Yosemite Sam

[shell venture]

idk

[naive bison]

[pale ingot]

bro really on her like a lawnmower

[primal rapids]

Oh, I was too slow

[shell venture]

im scared to use the /define now

[mossy void]

“I’m okay with LGBT, as long as I barely ever see it or hear it or interact with it”

[stone blade]

well shit/.

[naive bison]

drilling her down like im looking for oil

[pale ingot]

define goon

[primal rapids]

My old man reflexes ain’t what they used to be

[pale ingot]

bro think he mr monopoly

[naive bison]

nobody cared about cyberpunk doing it

makes sense in the universe

[shell venture]

it's a valley in cali i guess

or a national park

[glad carbon]

whining about games they've never played and never will

[naive bison]

could've, won't now

[glad carbon]

why cant dragon age do it?

they got magic and shit

[final cedar]

Ivan you mf

[glad carbon]

how is identity somehow too far

[stone blade]

dragon just 1 tapped me

well shit

[naive bison]

just transmog

[final cedar]

now I'll have to reinstall ER

[shell venture]

bg3 winning game of the year

[naive bison]

shapeshifting existed for years

[primal rapids]

Cyberpunk’s most egregious example is Claire who had to have the transgender pride flag on her truck in multiple places despite that sort of operation being easily and quickly done in a week by any quack back alley ripperdoc.

[naive bison]

implement it like that

you aren't bound by human biology in a fantasy world to use pronouns and shit

[final cedar]

because the constant ER spam made me itch for that fromsoft goodness

[naive bison]

just conform to how you wanna be

[glad carbon]

wasnt it like 80k for veilguard

surely this isn't disinformation

[naive bison]

trans activism in a transhumanist society

??

i would think they were kinda past that whole debate

[deep topaz]

they beat Payday 3 at least

[primal rapids]

They are.

[final cedar]

85k plus an estimated 150k sold

[naive bison]

and just move onto "becoming more robot that human, good or bad?"

[deep topaz]

im so sad how PD3 panned out

[naive bison]

W

[naive bison]

why trans flag then

[primal rapids]

Cyberpunk had full body replacements available 50 fucking years ago.

[pale ingot]

i only saw it in like one spot on the dashboard of her car or some shit last i remember

[final cedar]

wonder what the budget was

[severe sequoia]

obligatory "I was here before Brainfart got locked down again" post

[glad carbon]

it was on the bumper and people still whined about it

[shell venture]

[glad carbon]

on some optional side quest car

[primal rapids]

Because muh representation

[glad carbon]

you literally had to do like 5 races to even get it

[severe sequoia]

overkill quite literally shooting themselves in both feet after working on and making the gameplay and map design of payday 3 genuinely good

[final cedar]

what you talking about cyberpunk didn't release in the 60s

[high wing]

as of right now 63k in veilguard

[shell venture]

wtf is this point you keep making

[primal rapids]

Commit stub toe on furniture