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Does Chile have any beef with the neighboring countries?
STG-47
stinky
its just an ak
more respect with the VZ58
jesus
to one of my teachers
tbh he was asking what i was doing, and i was looking at pictures of it on reddit
did you say you wanted the gun IN school or did you say IN school that you wanted the gun? big difference
i said IN school that i wanted that gun
i was in recesss, at the computer lab, and my teacher came to me and said: ''Watchu doing, girl?'' and i showed him one of those VZ58 with the collapsible stock on it and i said very innocently: ''I want one of these''
and he took me to detention
man im so fucking bored i put in some hours to work
hope u find something to do
They never had the makins of a varsity athlete
me sending my grandma to the hospital after i saw she started to have a stroke (At least she will get cured fast)

VZ58
i love yugo ak
The gun autism strikes again
best AK is elysium AK
Man bannerlord sieges were nice
me taking my grandma in for stroke treatment in Canada (they executed her on the spot)
One catapult shot you just hear about 40 crunches
thats a pretty good shot to crunch ratio
i never understood how it worked
like, its a laser?
you wont shoot more than 500 meters
what is airburst
programmed ammunition
ammo go boom at set distance
ammo go boom at set distance, need laser to set distance effectively
oh
lets you have 7.62 ammo that turns to buckshot at certain distance to tear up robots or something
two retards makes one functioning brain
small bullet holes arent effective against robots, since they dont feel pain
you need explosives or shotguns to mess up their stuff
ooohh
Very good for something like mortarts
Because instead of sandbugs eating shrapnel it just hits you from above
No cover can protect you
byeah
Don't puke on the carpet
''Dont puke on the carpet'' man, just puke on his pants
now that i think about it
motherfuckers, i had a coffee in my nightstand
and they took it
They were in my room
whomst
it is time to take justice into your own hands
yeah, eventually
Hey isnt that flops pfp
so i let it sit until its cold
Ew. Family is so gross.
That's a lot to put on someone.
What if it isn't mutual?
idk, i was the person that put boundaries
Tony Tarantula or Walter Blanco?
Interesting. You put boundaries on the one person who's your only reason to not kys?
idk
who you talking to
he’s guilt tripping kill him
Your chessgame is on more dimensions than i can comprehend.
what is a dimension
and the meaning of tuah?
call me a simple man call me naive
on my dying breath i'll say
the hawk is yet to tuah
Edumacation.
hawk tuah is literally just a uhhh
whatever its called
when a word is made to sound like an action
Haram
its the sound of spitting
onomatopoeia
byeah
I am scared of long words btw stop scaring me
@shell venture hi pookie
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
AAAH
blowthemike
How can a slav have a fear of long words?
Polysyllabophobia?
Our surnames are life half the alphabet
My full name is over thirty characters long in English
Hi over 30 characters long
Its only 4 letters
damn, I can't beleive i doxed myself
it's joever
my mailbox is going to be full of cum from brainfart soon
Fake slav
i will be sending one kebab
hipopotomonstrosesquipedaliofobia
hopefully the meat inside the kebab will be rotten by the time it comes to you
I dont want to hear it
D: what a foul curse
I hate when the video is too loud on min loudness
And the only option you have left is to just turn off sound
@potent hamlet
same thing

Why is the bot so horny today

free muh boi meatsleet
Youre going hunk shoo mimimi?
no

far cry 5 reference
Some of those are bangers
@tidal trellis
That's just real
rule nr.2 if you don't come from a rich family, marry into a rich family
dry ice not allowed in here
Damm i guess the bot is turkish
STOP IT
i want @placid sail
I can't think of any puns
Something something siberia something something cold
matchmaking still be crazy

Banks be like
This shit is gas
why do the girlfriends form an alliance to support quantum pshyics?
it'll be the next fad once astrology loses popularity
"you're, like, a total down quark"
"we had to break up because we weren't really quantum entangled"
Ok, corpo
real corpo hours
3 out of 3?
Hello moderator
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I would go to cafes more often but i dont want to embarrass myself by ordering an espresso with milk or some shit
latte
dont worry
P!magik 956497592433401906
people order worse than you
slavic spongebob
slavbob
had them in the last second, but the team just dissapeared somewhere while we had the point
and their heavy was just pulling le toxic ass melta
Strangely accurate
lol
"O, Skibidi Toilet. Forgive me."
The "if someone" quotes are always terrible
This actually doesn't make sense but makes a lot of sense
feeling like a toddler
drinking milk from a plastic bottle
i chugged it
im gonna frow up
@tidal trellis if he were a computer
thats you lmfao
no its u lmfao
meow :3
Yo, i'm pretty sure this is a real poster somewhere on the Balkans.
Average auto after 200,000 miles without service.
Smarter than average brainfarter
why does inspiro keep posting flies fucking
I live stream every day and interact with the chat on this channel
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CAUGHT
Man watches porn
Suprising, really
Woooooah
p!trivia hard
To win 🥞500, answer this question in 10 seconds
The two largest ethnic groups of Belgium are Flemish and Walloon.
[1] False
[2] True
Incorrect! The correct answer is True
FUCK
the existence of walloon implies the existence of loon
the third mario brother
loon mario
I'm still mad we never got a Waluigi game
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I...
Work stressing me the fuck out cant sleep just gonna thug it out
my class professors really look like they all are joining their collective minds to make all projects, tests, and quizzes all due the same week.
man I really had it, the mental burn out is getting to me
gonna take 20 Benadryl the hat man will keep me awake
what if he don't come
Then I get fired
I think I'm fucking losing my mind I was listening to this song an hour ago put it back on and it doesn't even sound remotely similar
nevermind it's just YouTube music tweaking song was literally just missing bass
Removing random parts of the song
It was the bass and then I noticed there were no 808s
I had that similar experience, but with a part of a poem thing I read. I went back to see where I stopped in the book, but when I reread it, I couldn't remember reading it previously.
Is your book also YouTube music
Trying to understand what was going on in Lermontov's The Demon
so it's not YouTube music
lol
bro I should not have looked up my sign astrological sign people are fucking insane
is this a c-consciousness reference?

This explains everything, my professors are monoliths
Electronics people at my uni have a shared pool of braincells
what the fuck am I looking at
I remember in my highschool's robotics club we all shared one braincell
why is there so many star sign sites do people really base their whole day off this shti
difference was we actually had fun
This shit writes itself
Morning @tidal trellis twink

entered the name hitler and it says I'm blessed with great diplomacy and perceptiveness
I'm a Virgo apparently whatever the fuck that means
oh god
Fuck are you saying oh god for this means nothing
you do you know most serial killers are virgos
and like
Jeffy Dahmer was a virgo
i think
no
nevermind
yeah well according to this personality test I'm Saddam Hussein so idk
Horoscopes are for schoolgirls
which pickup truck are you
hmm
Pickup trucks smell
A choice of two enneagram tests (free), to learn your personality type. A longer, and a quicker enneagram test (with wing and instinctual variant).
hmm 
omghi @coarse bear @steel bone
Ass kisser
man*
nah
Ello
hi dry
That's what some o' y'all think
its only 11 pm 
Brain freaky
A new menu and with notable upgrades - the main course is pure genius - and in the new and improved packaging that is much more user friendly. The outer pouch is the same old-style peelable seal, after doing this review and thinking about it, my guess is it's not so easy to open the new MRE pack if gloves are on. Plus, this thing albeit lightwei...
oil up
shut up nerd
Shut up you
both of shutup or i'm gonna kiss both of you
Kiss Frota first
hi menass
Menarse

Who keeps giving Iedy rocks
The caption matches the image perfectly
@eager igloo 
fuck you
not only porn
twitch titty streamers
the issue isn't porn
it's the power dynamic

he's been doing it for awhile
like show off new twitch app features and scroll through the timeline on his phone
and it would all be female boobie streamers
yeah i mean if anyone expected anything less
they were on mega copium
twitch is literally a softcore porn site and the man doesnt do anything , i wonder why
30 on 30
really starting the day with casual racism?
ivan moved to competitive long time ago
hes GM in his area
true
damn bro
wtf
is this rea
died like 3 times now
I'm lv 20 and I can barely kill enemies in castle morne
do I need to be level 500 to do any area in this game?
died again
unbelievable
I can't get a hit on these enemies man
and my shield is useless
damn 
I got them
@ruby minnow, hawktuahmorning 🗣️💦
I hope you get harvested for lithium
OMG
I DIED AGAIN
NOW I HAVE TO REDO THE AREA
NOOOOOOOOO
there was an enemy who was hidden
and he hit me 3 times man
and ofc my character can't fucking recover
since apparently you can't parry with a shield while an enemy is mid attack
if hes doing multiple
ok I did it
Ivanko speedrunning 5 stages of grief every 2 minutes
died again
by rats
actually
BY YOU
fiend
rats are horrible bruh
so much dmg
christ they give you a lot to start out
"i left you a little something in your personal storage"
companies worth of grenades and an armies worth of 9mm
yep
i threw those out
when i got better ammo
also pouches are worth it, they stay in inventory and you still have ammo
while loose ammo drops
make use of those youll prob switch off using 9mm weapons early on anyway
also
why does putting it in windowed borderless still make it act like fullscreen?
and they dont drop on death
hello, how can i vote in #📢announcements if i heard about gamma from pornhub?
the ammo pouches i mean
cause its borderless
instant execution
does anybody else have weird HDR problems with certain games, where when you alt tab from them, it'll flash between HDR and not, like the brightness turning up and down?
no
nope (my pc cant even have hdr wiithout lag)
So that the game is only labeled T for Teen, supposedly
But they could have made the blood effect 99 cents, I guess
But if you buy it for one game, you get it for all three, right?
Boss time
It sure would suck if the game canonically full of murder, genocide, slavery, and rape wasn't available to teenagers
Im an adult with adult money
Also now I realise some people pay 60 bucks for a single plane in war thunder
myshinka I did it

that's called mental illness
Good boy
it's like EVE or Star Citizen

💱 96 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 22.09 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:
wait ur polish

Known fact
i thought you were romanian like iedy
Fartbrain likes pinging me lot, doesn't it 
Just now figuring that out?
I'm popular
can't live w/o me it seems
@tidal trellis hi silly
You are the main character of the server
Hi @tidal trellis oil up
Their dreams of you being a cute femboy cannot be quenched, no matter the reality.
@tidal trellis hello friend
hey, @tidal trellis 
how you doing?
Salutations to all of you

I'm doing well

jesus christ
this is horrible
get more twinks on my screen
@tidal trellis he is asking for you
I ain't one of em!
Bruh....
No, YOU did 
You're scaring off the pigeons
who tf cares about flying rats
wow pigeon slander
its not slander this is 100% real
Rats are cute and smart
Pidgeons smell
pigeons are smart too
pigeons are many things, smart is not one of them
you're gonna make me bring out the pigeon lore 

and i'm gonna ignore it

you're so fucking cool
At what boss are you now?

died a few tiems and beat a boss there
he gave me a sword
crafted from other sword

Castle, then it's Gordick
no
I literally said castle morne
read
not stormveil
big sword
Man i played the fucking game 2 years ago
Ikr. But its massiveness just doesn't matter
it kind of doesn't matter for gameplay purposes
but for aesthetics and atmosphere it does the job
Cool
Looks ass but aight
why does he have the pimples
tutel
whos house is walking around here
get it on a leash man
@eager igloo 
das shit scary
✨ fashion souls ✨
Destroy skulls on its legs
So it sits and lets you exchange boss memories
For their weapons
You can do that anytime im just saying you can do that
is it friendly?
Oh shit, those are not skulls you need to destroy
Skulls are on a building. Destroying them opens the door. What you have to do is to kill enemies around
I don't fucking remember looooool
HE WOKE UP
@stone blade we got this from customers, guess whats inside 
It is friendly but is scared of enemies around
So it stomps
he fell down
Daym
by snowycube
[A turtle].
guy [zooms] a camera onto [a turtle] [Tutel]!
:thumbsup: 21 :thumbsdown: 1
Oh


What the fuck is this
Soul stone
wtf
how
doesn't say
do I need to kill the guys outside?
died again
jesus
ok these enemies are crazy
they attack before I get to them
?
cool enemy I guess
?
I did
died again
attacking on a horse is so ASS
my attack doesn't fucking REACH
WTF MAN
got 2
I GOT EM ALL
@steel bone cant save her shes boss locked

Buss



Shes gonna swat tuah on that shield
Kys
Jedi govna 
piss
stale piss
goth girl piss?
Thats flops thing but no
Half white and japanese goth girl piss?
no that's cori's thing
lol
(monster energy)
No
Only ivan can answer it correctly
kvass?
no
also Wes. I'm apparent too high maintenance for someone with very complex mental health history and I... am surprised but also stunned and if not even... flabbergasted.
I am kinda feeling insulted tbh

no
the wat
yes
WHy am i catching strays
oh
I said something like... uhh
is the botttle filled with goth girl piss
and said it was your thing
or something
idk
oh

thats basically just monster energy
i dunno its pretty different

cori how are you anyways
is ur arm feelin okay today
or is it one of those bad days

when does it NOT GET WORSE
speaking of worse
didnt they say they can only try to fix it when ur older
basically
im 20 miles south of his location
bz what do i do
when they're done making photos of walmart, you're donzo
okay?
locate blur and french kiss him
so... when is that date then pookie

gotta wait for ur bones to stop developing or something
i thought they'd do it when you're younger so it'd heal faster
but idk
pain is still pain 
they're gonna get filled up like eclairs I am TOUCH STARVED
cant really work or enjoy life if ur arm is fucked up no matter how old you are

precisely
cori we're gonna cut it off and replace it with the big boss arm
im okay with that
can i skip to just replacing my whole body Raiden style
@pastel quartz
reforger
I am a mother so dont waste my time with bad jokes
Only bad joke is you being a single mom at 26 on tinder, u fucked up
a very astute observation cori
Wanted to play reforger multiplayer, biggest scale PVP servers are set in Current War
refrogger
Yummers
I only do pve
hello
arma = pve
i am undawata
Hola, Toxica
Reforger is mainly focused around PvP
the main multiplayer modes are PvPvE
I know this cori
gn 
Gn stinker
I may be retarded. but I am not stupid
Hey bz
Gn frota
blaidd is my favorite hot furry man
that's fine
if the furry wants to fuck you then you have the problem
problem? 
hey look, ivan has beaten the bloodhound knight 
to ivan I guess?
Hello iedy and osaka
he was piss ez with the help of the dog
already piss easy even when solo
I'm ok

Good
sure

I upgraded my sword
200 gb of mods upon ye
Dayyyymmm
yes
Nice
Nearing the end of cyberpunk
I am poorf...ella so... I am using a bunch of scavanged drives
achm laptop drives mind you in a desktop
I am chaotic neutral?
@shell venture

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this shit is hillarious

ugh
Finally watched joker 2, and its something.
Didn't know there's one
As a sequel to the 1st movie, its 2/10. As an artsy "hah we subverted your expectations" art piece, its a 6/10.
My
is that the movie was meant to piss people who wanted a DC superhero slop sequel off. It tells you what its about from the intro, has tons of nods to Jungian psych and shadow integration, and even breaks the 4th wall with the "we're not giving the people what they want" bit
Ye that's why I was surprised
they got mad that the wrong ppl liked joker so they killed him
To annoy you 
In the end, we all ended up doing exactly what not-harley did, falling in love with Joker instead of Arthur. The movie is meant to spit in your face and point a finger back at you.
Because at the end of the day, arthur's a fucked up dude no one cares for, and dies. Even the outro being "thats life" is tounge in cheek.
THAT'S LIFE
THAT'S WHAT ALL THE PEOPLE SAY
YOU RIDE HIGH IN APRIL
SHUT DOWN IN MAY
But if there's nothing shaking, come this here July
I'm gonna roll myself up
In a big ball and die
Literally the movie ending
Plus if you really wanna get 🤓 over it, arthur is a case of jungian psychology failing to integrate his shadow self. He flopped between being somewhat caring and decent, knowing he can do fucked up things, and struggled with being himself, or giving the people what he wanted and going full jonkler. Even Harley's origin story, the intro shadow skit, etc. All tell you from the beginning the movie isn't gonna be what you want.
Random ahh ping
its not random
it was specifically designed to mess with that one specific user
I could still go without all the singing. The musical aspect was pretty dogshit
i remember hearing an interview from joaquin talking about how the joker probably couldnt sing well and so they tried to integrate that and like, isnt that failing at the entire concept of a musical at that point?
@fading shuttle you are special 
It sucks but that's the point you don't get it
but as we all learned, the guards did get it
the joker was already shown to be quite willing to hallucinate stuff, why didnt he hallucinate into being a better singer







