🎪bruh-fart

[sage otter]

Keep looking Flop we believe in you

[inland jackal]

feels cool, try to get some sound suppression + go to #╟❓general-offtopic you wont get positive feedback here

[tidal trellis]

Man I'm just going to enjoy my pizza and chicken

[mellow dragon]

Ok, sorry for bothering

[mellow dragon]

Thanks ^^

[tidal trellis]

Pretty cool, idk about the wideshot though

50/50 on that

[sudden warren]

almost like sterotyping an entire country over a random "fact" you read on internet is not a good idea

[tidal trellis]

Maybe something closer?

[sage otter]

This is the internet my guy

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between therealflopultrahd4k and .twink. is at 18%

[sudden warren]

mascarading racism as humor is an old tactic

[pastel quartz]

concreat proof

[naive bison]

if you're any version of trump it would be the fry cook for sure

[mellow dragon]

Yeah, i'm still working on my camera angles, not easy to stay in the field of view when taking a closer shot

[naive bison]

fries in the bag, ivan

[pastel quartz]

@tidal trellis Sorry i doubet you

[inland jackal]

so hes just gae

[sage otter]

I refuse to believe you're that retarded

[placid sail]

[mellow dragon]

Nice !

[tidal trellis]

Hmmm, rule of 3rds? Mayb? Might help?? Just do your best to capture what u want on the cam rlly

[tidal trellis]

I forgive u

I am a forgiving person

[inland jackal]

twink behaviour we got him

real men dont forgive

[tidal trellis]

Nah nah, they DO

[inland jackal]

who are you to claim that

[tidal trellis]

I am more man than u ever will be, mr

[inland jackal]

do you eat garlic raw?

so no, you are no manly than me

[tidal trellis]

who eats raw garlic????

[placid sail]

I think you're mistaking a man for a vengeful bitch

[pastel quartz]

Calling someone "Mr"

[digital quartz]

people that enjoy garlic

and vampire hunters I guess

[tidal trellis]

Odd but more power to them

[river zealot]

Man my left nut hurts

Owie

[digital quartz]

we have to amputate

I am sorry

[river zealot]

Flop kiss it so it heals

[tidal trellis]

WHA

[river zealot]

Quick

[tidal trellis]

I ain't doing that!

[digital quartz]

you have to suck the poison out

[placid sail]

simmer down fruityom

[tidal trellis]

I ain't doing nothing

[river zealot]

[tidal trellis]

[river zealot]

Now im gonna die

[tidal trellis]

Also 📸

[river zealot]

Just because of you flop

[tidal trellis]

Did Doctors suddenly stop existing where u live??

Has ur think box collapsed

[placid sail]

he's flirting with you plop

[tidal trellis]

HUH

[placid sail]

absolutely clueless ten seconds old idiot

[river zealot]

[digital quartz]

dense anime protagonist

[river zealot]

But here is the sitter

[placid sail]

dr meow

[narrow lotus]

Siberian

[tidal trellis]

Awh that's cute cat

[placid sail]

you're going to make actual syberian madge with that

0c is tropical for them

[narrow lotus]

true at that temp , siberians go to the beach

[river zealot]

Ok i buy another non stop because i dont have more cash with me for something nice

[neon plume]

I'm dead 💀 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH2UkCLvXAk

[river zealot]

But here is the looker

Blurry photo, he moved to quick

[tidal trellis]

Day ??? Of random phone call

I'm gonna find this scammer I swear

[river zealot]

But here is the peeker

[placid sail]

and now he's stalking the poor cat

[river zealot]

Its a different car mind you

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker2-stalker-moonlight-gif-2397780957781461553

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-flies-up-gif-20231360

[pastel quartz]

Oil up (s)pooky

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-tails-knuckles-freaky-gif-12830799583270855342

[stone blade]

getting chased by esau and the mother in the mines has to be the scariest thing in isaac

[river zealot]

Me fighting busy

Me on the left(im 170)

[naive bison]

realest mf ive seen today

[naive bison]

[placid sail]

your wrestling ring name will be Serdyuchtyom

[inland jackal]

pepe head locked behind a paywall

@river zealot

this gaem sucks

[placid sail]

pay up slut

[river zealot]

its so over

[river zealot]

i might be up for som,e starcraft event later

get shurrae

[inland jackal]

@low atlas

get on

[river zealot]

i will email gaben and tell him happy birthday

do you think he will reply

[inland jackal]

no

[stone blade]

@digital quartz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbugzW-1Swg

ngl I felt like this

[river zealot]

[stone blade]

@river zealot alo drug moi

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-luna-cat-sleappy-gif-9265423305438121047

hello

[stone blade]

hi

[sage otter]

moi drug ivan

How is the elden dying

[river zealot]

how are you

you got work tommorow remember

go sleep early

[sage otter]

Have you completely gave up on Sekiro ?

[stone blade]

I want to play elden ring bro

no I've not given up on sekiro

I want to play this first

[sage otter]

[stone blade]

I legit like this way more

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/384902098040389632/1291517685469020180/speechmemified_twerkingduck_014.png.gif

[sage otter]

Nice coming out bro

[stone blade]

?

yes my bad for liking one game over another

[sage otter]

Have you tried other souls games before Elden Ring ?

[stone blade]

no

apart from sekiro

which doesn't play anything like dark souls or elden ring

[sage otter]

Should've experienced the souls franchise instead imho

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade tarkov has zombies

[stone blade]

what

[inland jackal]

@pale ingot time to sell these on auction

[silver bluff]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[narrow lotus]

put the portable quantum in ur ass

NOW

i know you want to

[stone blade]

why did you tell me this?

[narrow lotus]

[sage otter]

He's trying to corrupt you

Don't become a tarkoïd you'll end up on skid row or kensington

[ruby minnow]

ivan has sworn long ago to not play a shitty game like tarkov

[river zealot]

Apparently the limbo stack costs 600k to the trader

[sage otter]

Bless him

[fresh rose]

what im abt to replace my deadlock hours with

[final cedar]

aren't you slavic?

here

[fresh rose]

ass

[digital quartz]

importing newports

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/ptite-schlope-gif-4825293

my dad smokes these btw

the golden ones with the red ribbon

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208148203673878568/1284122175770722304/ssstwitter.com_1726125974931.gif

[river zealot]

bad iedy

[digital quartz]

explain iedy

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bVghs.gif

[stone blade]

hi

[river zealot]

p!avatar 169287496218181632

[foggy mantle]

Invalid member argument.
Member not found.

Usage: p!avatar [member]

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus bajablastman

check this guys pfpf

in eft serer

[narrow lotus]

Who miku ?

So, yeah, Miku does change ages in different songs. She also changes species, time periods she lives in, her relationships to other Vocaloid characters and her core personality very frequently.

So Miku can be whatever age you want her to be

Japan saved the world with this statement

[river zealot]

horrible

[sudden warren]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-wreck-gif-24688521

[narrow lotus]

So if u end up in prison is 100% your fault

[final cedar]

what makes this a controversial statement

[digital quartz]

did not think this would end with the 5000 year old vampire bit

[pastel quartz]

[narrow lotus]

Kondo clarified in interviews that he specifically married his own Hatsune Miku,

This dude married the fucking AI

In high school, Kondo had an interest in real women, but he was rejected by them. Soon after, he decided he would not marry one. Later, Kondo was bullied at work and took sick leave due to depression. During his leave, in 2007, Kondo discovered Hatsune Miku; this helped Kondo return to the workplace. In 2017, he purchased a Gatebox device that allowed people to interact with holograms, including Hatsune Miku. This device further helped Kondo's decision to hold a wedding with the character. The marriage, which was unofficial, elicited mixed reactions from people.

[pastel quartz]

Strigiedy?

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/XsJU.gif

[narrow lotus]

No , anyone who says Miku is underage is a retard

Miku is 20

30

60

[pastel quartz]

Miku is

[narrow lotus]

True

WE are all stupid

[final cedar]

60 year old miku

[digital quartz]

the marriage with a vocaloid was "unofficial"? no way

[pastel quartz]

Idk grandma miku looks like she bakes some fire cookies and other baked @solar obsidians

[river zealot]

i wonder how many people in brainfart actually has a gf or a bf

do you have a gf iedy

[digital quartz]

He has Miku

didn't you listen?

[narrow lotus]

I think a few days ago marks 1 year since i ended my last relationship

So no , at the moment i am only married to Tarkov

F in chat for me

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

W

[high wing]

w

[pale ingot]

crazy that bro can afford to sell these on the auction instead of using them for materials

[digital quartz]

does Stalcraft also have a speculative market?

[river zealot]

what?

[digital quartz]

can you buy shit and flip it?

[river zealot]

yes

[green schooner]

yes

don’t play it

Once you start you won’t stop

[river zealot]

also apperently all the guns from like cases cost a lot

like 20+ dollars

[pale ingot]

yeah cause theyre stupid and rare and idiot.. . ....

[river zealot]

i mean i would sell it for 20 euro

[sage otter]

The only stupid idiots are the ones buying

[river zealot]

a million is 1 dollar

[pale ingot]

[narrow lotus]

wrong channel

[pale ingot]

my account is worth 1.5 dollar in stalcraft.. damn

[pastel quartz]

@narrow lotus I saw that

[pastel quartz]

1.5 dolar?

[narrow lotus]

DragonFire Wang

[narrow lotus]

oi blyaa

[pale ingot]

yuh.....

[green schooner]

I sold a elbrus for 70m @pale ingot @river zealot

I am a happy man

[pastel quartz]

Thanks to @lusty stump for providing vocals

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/1853090069847953809?t=AwqX9rytI9skkFBeWK8_Lw&s=19

[lusty stump]

I am literally the man who sold the world

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-knife-kill-ass-butt-gif-12983004898531217813

[ruby minnow]

The hawks magic that makes you tuah

[fluid coyote]

kill yourself

[stone blade]

holy fk

these birds enemies man

[fading shuttle]

literally everything says she is 16 bro, you are coping

[stone blade]

HOLY HELL

FK THESE THINGS MAN

[pastel quartz]

IS THAT GOJO SATOROU

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-falemplays-anime-yba-aba-gif-8979620008410343628

[sudden warren]

looks like nuts from berk

[narrow lotus]

Well that makes it weird giving the massive brazilian Miku trend

[high wing]

https://x.com/QuirklessStoner/status/1853080278094278938

Monster Hunter Jhokes (@QuirklessStoner) on X

Me tonight at 11pm EST

Twitter · Nov 3, 2024, 2:22 PM

[fading shuttle]

you werent even posting the brazillian version?

[glad ingot]

[stone blade]

gg I guess

[sudden warren]

bai

t

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[dreamy flax]

@prime bough (mt_fuck) has been banned for reason: i reported ur acc by mistake aaaah scam

[stone blade]

dude

fuck fighting these spear guys

on some 2 centimeter platforms man

[pastel quartz]

run past

[stone blade]

yeah if I could

I would

:D

[pastel quartz]

:D

Imma watch u for a bit i see ur live in the VC

[stone blade]

but sadly the platforms tend to be so narrow that not even 2 pieces of paper can't move past each other

from what I can see dodging sideways doesn't do anything cuz enemies spin with you the way youre dodging

[pastel quartz]

your loud ass keyboard bruh

[stone blade]

I know

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus opinion on Maiu Sandu

?

[pastel quartz]

You dont deserve to hear my pretty voice

hi

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/dessi-dessi-allison-hadassa-allison-miku-brasileira-brazil-gif-12831316262330878901

[pastel quartz]

That gives map fragment

I say open the map quick

Open the map

Keep going south

weeping peninsula

its a good place to start off besides liurnia

I mean limgrave

[green schooner]

:3

[shell venture]

[pastel quartz]

Ivan if you see these long wind pillars you double jump to get to highter places and they also cancel fall damage

[river zealot]

damn congrats

youre rich now

[pastel quartz]

The big bears here will 1 shot you

try kill one

[digital quartz]

rune bears

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/414048461412106240/1296567231303520366/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[pastel quartz]

Good loot there ivan

Look for the basement

[strong crest]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-gif-24017794

[shell venture]

holy fuck

i join and get flashbanged

[pastel quartz]

BEHIND HIM

STAIRCASE

behind the bear

no

There IS

[shell venture]

holy fuck

warcriminal ivan

[pastel quartz]

no

below armor ivan

Talisman slots you have 1

2 slots

@stone blade

[split canyon]

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[shell venture]

idot

look at chat

[pastel quartz]

You refuse to listen

yes

[shell venture]

yes

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

Ivan alt tabs

[shell venture]

@stone blade look at your phone

[pastel quartz]

Ivan go to the runes by the lake for a twinblade

its a good dex weapon

Darth mauls lightsaber

@stone blade liking elden ring so far?

The big one

you were just there

left

in the middle there

you are hovering there

go there

find the basement

the twinblade

[shell venture]

dinasour

[pastel quartz]

also go to the bonfire for another good talisman

[pastel quartz]

shut up

Ivan you will also see a bonfire with people around it

those skinny guys in the lake

its somewhere in the middle of that lake

https://open.spotify.com/track/6Pvo8CsaKRrftNMdLMJbK7?si=cba1bdb471a64856 can't wait for ivan to get to bayle and bear witness to the majesty of his soundtrack

they are all praying by a fire

[shell venture]

are you roleplaying as owl from sekiro

[pastel quartz]

hes gojo satorou

[shell venture]

aah

[pastel quartz]

the honored one

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gif-14818873849943523300

IVAN THE LAKE

THE FIRE

[digital quartz]

he is going to lose his mind watching Ivan play

[pastel quartz]

LOOK

[pastel quartz]

CURSE YOU BAYLE!!!!
I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR! AND I, IGON! YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH! SOLID OF SCALES YOU MAY BE, FOUL DRAGON! BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS! WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!
-

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE ITS A BIG FIRE

[shell venture]

keep going up

[pastel quartz]

Jump in there with horsei

[shell venture]

thinking with horses

[pastel quartz]

I remember suffering to agheel totally nothing my first playthrough

now he's fodder

[digital quartz]

Ivan have you fought a Crucible Knight yet?

[shell venture]

shut up

[pastel quartz]

Ivan i beat this game a million times i gochu

[pastel quartz]

oh right

[shell venture]

[pastel quartz]

you need 2 more dex

just cause

not look for the bonfire

its outside those runes

there is people praying around it

[digital quartz]

if he hasnt done it send him to the crucible knight gaol next

[pastel quartz]

its in the middle of that water

the big one

[fluid coyote]

send him to radahn

[pastel quartz]

That fire

go to it

you see it

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-ping-pingus-bingus-cat-gif-18905873

[pastel quartz]

[shell venture]

it's an easy fight

[pastel quartz]

there is another basement by those ruins if you want

[pastel quartz]

I've seen enough, I think he's ready for promise consort radahn

fuck that boss though

worst way to cap off a dlc

[fluid coyote]

i promise you a thousand year journey

guided by compassion

[pastel quartz]

rest of the dlc was peak imo but radahn made me want to scalp the interns at fromsoft that programmed him

[fluid coyote]

i havent played the dlc

[pastel quartz]

Ivan from there

[lyric horizon]

@shell venture @pastel quartz yall fell into the "threesome with Ivan" trap?

[pastel quartz]

@stone blade listen

[fluid coyote]

i only know about bayle

[pastel quartz]

you should, really good, else than radahn

[pastel quartz]

freaky

Go left

see the peasent

/IVANNN

Backwards

[lyric horizon]

I will join yall soon

[pastel quartz]

/GO BAAAK

He drops a good smithing stone

left side on the hill

[lyric horizon]

Did you know - a vc has its own chat?

Treeeee

[shell venture]

barkseating

[pastel quartz]

left

east

Look for the peasent

east from the grace

you will see him standing on a small hill

[lyric horizon]

DONT GO INTO VC 4

[pastel quartz]

also look at the vc chat

[dreamy flax]

@tardy dock (dr_polak) has been banned for reason: Porn in VC

[shell venture]

peak was above us

[pale ingot]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/AyAffZOqvpYAAAAd/guy-sitting-in-rain-sad-pain-is-everywhere.gif

1984

[pastel quartz]

so close but so far

stuck with watching ivan run into brick walls

[fading shuttle]

why are you all muted

[pastel quartz]

🖕

[potent hamlet]

me when yall call me bro and he lmao

[deep topaz]

all people on the internet are boys till proven guilty

[potent hamlet]

i dont really care if i get mistaken as a boy, lmao

but it's funny

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/253020121688309761/1244931017404583956/ezcr0q4vnug91.gif

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hired-this-cat-to-stare-at-you-hired-cat-stare-meme-gif-4497515252014672944

[ocean shoal]

Flop sometimes is mistaken as a boy

[digital quartz]

how much are you paying him?

[somber warren]

5 treats and 20 pets an hour

[digital quartz]

I hope its at least minium cat wage

2 cans of tuna

[inland jackal]

tree is in some voice chat 100%

[placid sail]

god fucking dammit

[inland jackal]

fucking knew it

[placid sail]

I WAS NAPPING

[potent hamlet]

is roblox down again?

[placid sail]

THAT'S NOT FAIR

[ruby minnow]

does he have the DLC

or will he play the DLC

does he even know how to get to mogh

[ocean shoal]

Grupal e sex chat?

[potent hamlet]

sheeeeeeeeesh

its literally cooked

[digital quartz]

me with my new PC when the AIO pump decides to turn itself off for no reason again

[potent hamlet]

my pc trying to run Tarkov

[somber warren]

any pc trying to run tarkov

(its incredibly unoptimized)

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-we-do-not-we-do-not-care-steelers-nfl-gif-19783307

You are a strange dude osaka

[pastel quartz]

yes

[atomic crane]

The only person we believe is a girl in brainfart is samantha

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[atomic crane]

Now I do

Brainfart is a unique type of hell

Where eastern European nationalists clash with transgender eastern European nationalists

[wraith osprey]

thank god it doesn't have any women in it

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/trolling-i-am-homophobic-madden-gif-16547625

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-edgy-kiwi-discord-slurp-gif-25277998

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/bedtime-story-reading-book-bedtime-kanga-gif-15766822715658376232

I'm so cozycore rn

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-doctor-i-think-i-might-gay-vomit-gif-13465754

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jungle-box-dakimakura-anime-hug-pillow-hug-junglebox-dakimakura-gif-26943687

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleepy-cat-sleeping-kitty-kitten-gif-18678404

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-good-morning-images-good-morning-gif-good-morning-quotes-sunday-gif-9165430292226045775

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-cup-lazy-cat-gif-5545522718604837470

[naive bison]

@stone blade this modpack has monster

[fluid coyote]

tomorrow is monday

[atomic crane]

I'm unemployed 😈

[fluid coyote]

still

monday is universally hated by everyone

[stone blade]

lets goo

[atomic crane]

Actually I got more shit to do today than tomorrow

[fluid coyote]

now kill malenia

[stone blade]

@shell venture @pastel quartz @pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

[shell venture]

peak talisman

[atomic crane]

Now ping the mods

[pastel quartz]

what

[pastel quartz]

never take that off

[stone blade]

won't

[pastel quartz]

also

do u want to be a ninja turtle

it also gives stamina recovery that stacks with the amulet

Ontop of the tower use the long wind tube 😉

[naive bison]

prime new york apartment
$2500 a month

(radio costs extra)

[pastel quartz]

what pack

[naive bison]

deceasedcraft

pretty cool

[pastel quartz]

[naive bison]

it's kinda like zomboid

[pastel quartz]

ass

[stone blade]

I'll try to do castle morne tomorrow

[naive bison]

?

[pastel quartz]

pretty solid talisman, keep it until you find something better to optimize whatever build you go with

I never really use it endgame since I have something that fits better with a specific build but I like talismans like that to have on until I find something I like more

but maybe I will do a pure dex build with curved swords with really high stamina regen

[stone blade]

idk what builds are good

and which aren't

I don't even know what Im' doing with my build

[pastel quartz]

play how u like

you can respec later anyways

[pastel quartz]

what kind of build do you want to do?

[atomic crane]

What's dis game

[pastel quartz]

elden ring

elden bling

it's the map

[stone blade]

hmmm

[atomic crane]

Oh looks different

[stone blade]

I want to do a katana build preferably dual wield katana
and I want my character to be able to spam dodge rolls so I don't get hit

idk if that narrows it down

[atomic crane]

Bleed build #8233737388321

[pastel quartz]

so a pure dex powerstance katana build?

[stone blade]

I guess?

idk

again

[pastel quartz]

and elements or just physical damage?

[stone blade]

I've never played a soulseborne game like elden ring and dark souls

idk what build are good and what arent

I barely know how to fight basic enemies

[pastel quartz]

ooh you could do one frost katana and one fire katana since fire resets frostbite so you can proc it again

[atomic crane]

What the fuck

[stone blade]

I'm quite bad

[pastel quartz]

yeah, fire damage resets frostbite proc, but not frostbite buildup, so you can use fire damage to reset frostbite so you can proc it again sooner

[atomic crane]

Just give the man a bleed build for normal players

[pastel quartz]

bleed is so lame

[atomic crane]

Maybe for a souls vet

[pastel quartz]

not really but its boring

[digital quartz]

he never played a bleed build tho 💀

[pastel quartz]

just lock in and learn the ebb and flow of the game, get good at not panic rolling and getting locked in

[atomic crane]

I think that's subjective, I had a blast with a bleed build and overlevelling because I was bad

[fluid coyote]

get him moonveil

[pastel quartz]

it clicks eventually

[stone blade]

I'm trying :(

[pastel quartz]

don't worry, it took me like 3 playthroughs to finally "get good"

[stone blade]

I have a hard time with spear enemies

and funnily enough theres a bunch of them in castle storm

the "starting" area of the game

I call pure bullshit

[atomic crane]

I don't enjoy waiting for the fun to begin 3 playthroughs in, so for me personally it was more enjoyable to over-level by fully exploring limgrave before Margit for example

And using bleed

[pastel quartz]

I never said I didn't have fun those first playthroughs

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis give me an example of comparatives that suit you

[pastel quartz]

just the game didn't really click with me yet back then

so I sucked

[stone blade]

wtf is bleed

[pastel quartz]

but that's partially because I was a dumb teen

[stone blade]

I hit enemies but they never took dot damage

From bleed

[inland jackal]

yk when you cut yourself and red liquid comes out of the wound

[pastel quartz]

status effect, once fully built up the will lose a set % of hp

[stone blade]

I am not asking you

[atomic crane]

It's not a dot like you would expect

[pastel quartz]

it's not DOT

[inland jackal]

jebem ti sestru

[stone blade]

ooh

[atomic crane]

It builds up with consecutive hits and then removes a chunk

[stone blade]

I thought it was and I was doing something wrong

[pastel quartz]

yep

[fluid coyote]

a ja ci ojca

[stone blade]

[inland jackal]

gae?

[pastel quartz]

ivan you could do an int melee build, with moonviel and frost uchikatana

[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus batukam is gae confirmed

[pastel quartz]

powerstance those, boost magic damage and stamina regen

[atomic crane]

How did u get gae from that random string of characters

[tidal trellis]

Huh wha

[fluid coyote]

dude is NOT slavic

[inland jackal]

he wants to have an intercourse with my father

his words

[fluid coyote]

no no

[inland jackal]

he aint

[fluid coyote]

i already had one

[atomic crane]

I'll take your word for it

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-turtle-power-gif-12279568

[stone blade]

hi harasaki

[inland jackal]

is that guhsaka

[stone blade]

doesn't sound fun

I prefer dual katanas

though tbh in the world of elden ring they might suck dick

[pastel quartz]

That is dual katanas

They just do magic damage

[potent hamlet]

hello

[pastel quartz]

Moonviel is basical vergils katana

[inland jackal]

bet those for you are
big bigger much bigger biggest perfect

[stone blade]

@pastel quartz do I need blue FP bar to use it?

mana or whatever the fk it is

[potent hamlet]

btw i always loved that every turtle had a weapon that taught them contrary to their fighting style or personality

[pastel quartz]

No

[fluid coyote]

only for the skill

[pastel quartz]

Not for normal attacks

[stone blade]

Riight

[pastel quartz]

And its like that way with normal katanas too

[stone blade]

and where would I get that

[fluid coyote]

and all weapons actually

crazy

[potent hamlet]

for example, the sword meant the guy was too defensive and needed to learn how to be more offensive without being aggresive

[stone blade]

I'm guessing its locked behind a boss?

[tidal trellis]

Flop is confused

[fluid coyote]

you have no fucking idea

[pastel quartz]

"Erm actually certain skills like kick and parry don't require fp" 🤓

[fluid coyote]

magma wyrm you bastard

[atomic crane]

Lovely day today

[stone blade]

sorry?

[dreamy flax]

:flag_cl: Chillán, Chillan, Ñuble, Chile

:clock3: 03 November 2024, 15:27 (03:27 PM)
🌎 UTC -3.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 67% humidity
🍃 NE 40° | 5.14 m/s wind
🌡️ 13.85°C (Feels like 12.85°C)
56.93°F (Feels like 55.13°F)

[fluid coyote]

pierdol sie

[pastel quartz]

he just meant the boss is hard, but its not really, just slightly annoying

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/youreexcused-you-are-excused-zoolander-gif-27593990

[fluid coyote]

fuck you

what do you mean "slightly"

he is subjectively the worst boss in the fucking game

[pastel quartz]

he sucks if you don't have good enough dps

[stone blade]

ty

[fluid coyote]

small ass arena, bullshit attacks

hes got it all

[stone blade]

I just don't want to miss anything
my completionist brain is like that

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-stiller-zoolander-im-not-your-brah-gif-13489162

[stone blade]

anything important that is

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-stiller-zoolander-god-ugly-gif-20659335

[pastel quartz]

Ivan do you want me to send you the wiki links to the items I'm talking about?

[potent hamlet]

you're welcome m8

[pastel quartz]

also there is a massive wiki for ER that has an interactive map

that has locations for every item in the game

[atomic crane]

Emergency Room wiki

[pastel quartz]

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Moonveil

[stone blade]

I found the item yeah

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-zoolander-movie-movie-zoolander-ben-stiller-benstiller-gif-12169139201078736959

[stone blade]

I need to go to caelid

everyone trolled me when I started and told me to go there

[pastel quartz]

luckily you don't have to go too deep

[potent hamlet]

me roaming a mineshaft in minecraft (I got lost 3 hours ago and my greed keeps me on)

[stone blade]

yeah it's on the outskirts

[digital quartz]

if you liked the birds in Stormveil Castle you'll love the Caelid birbs

[fluid coyote]

ivan is not gonna get the moonveil

[narrow lotus]

just dig up man

[stone blade]

Getting lost in caves in minecraft as a kid legit scared me

[fluid coyote]

hes not gonna beat the magma wymr

[stone blade]

oh I loved those fucking birds

🖕

stupid chickens

[pastel quartz]

but ivan everything in this game can do different damage, so like moonveil despite being a katana does mostly magic damage

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-stiller-funny-im-coming-gif-13998003

[pastel quartz]

and scales with int

[potent hamlet]

what the enderdragon sees before getting slaughteered

[stone blade]

well I'm not doing an intelligence build

[pastel quartz]

so you can pump levels into int but still do a melee build

[stone blade]

oh

right

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/JvVZ.gif

[stone blade]

are there any other katanas?

[pastel quartz]

yes, like a dozen

[potent hamlet]

PICK THE BIGGEST ONE

[pastel quartz]

frost uchikatana with mooviel is a good choice

[fading shuttle]

local man ruins the fun of finding out shit

[final cedar]

usually I'm not a weeburai if I get the choice but in ER it's one of the most fun builds

[pastel quartz]

so this one?

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-elite-knight-fantasy-sword-great-sword-gif-17782074

[stone blade]

uchigatana is the one I have

[potent hamlet]

THE BIGGEEEEEEST

[pastel quartz]

actually nagakiba is better than uchi since its the same in everything but it has longer reach

[final cedar]

it's pretty good for a large part of the game either way

[pastel quartz]

like this?

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/de-dragon-gaming-bed-wars-hypixel-bed-wars-casual-bed-wars-intro-gif-17368501

[pastel quartz]

uchi is still top 3 katanas probably, super versatile

[final cedar]

they misspelled guts sword and constantly reject my edits on the wiki

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/star-gif-16789607377123159596

[pastel quartz]

I think this is just about as big as it gets

[digital quartz]

guts sword

[potent hamlet]

YOU DONT GET IT

[pastel quartz]

I suppose I don't 😔

actually the sword in this incant is pretty big

[potent hamlet]

become unreasonable

[pastel quartz]

havel pog

[final cedar]

hammer is heavier finland is right

[potent hamlet]

Become a ROCK

[pastel quartz]

too bad all the ultra heavy armor in ER looks ugly unlike havel's drip

looks so much better than this shit

[final cedar]

there needs to be a set which is 100% function over form

blocky

ugly

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A7UZFzsrn8 become, the WALL

[fluid heron]

It's called bullgoat

[final cedar]

no it's just ugly

I mean mistake you for a boulder kind of heavy

havel's is pretty peak

[fluid heron]

the only wearable parts of bull goat are the arms and legs such an ugly fucking set

[fluid coyote]

havel the rock (hard)

[pastel quartz]

the arms and legs really are the ONLY good parts of the set, which in all fairness they do look really good imo

I use them with the scaled body armor and greathelm and look drippy as fuck

[fluid heron]

banished knight chest legs with bullgoat arms and omensmirk mask are my go-to

[pastel quartz]

ooh, that sounds good

[fluid heron]

Lower levels I swap out the gloves for the bloody manchettes

[pastel quartz]

I like the banished armor since you can wear the confessor hood with it and have a cool cloak

[digital quartz]

fashion souls was the real game all along

[pastel quartz]

and has good stats

[fluid heron]

Omensmirk for fashion and the strength points to hit 54 strength

two handed means you hit the softcap

[pastel quartz]

this is my current dude, looks way cooler with the frenzy burns

arcane martial arts build

[final cedar]

it's dante all the way

every game

mf is eternal

[pastel quartz]

He does have the same hair

[final cedar]

why does he wear skirt?

[pastel quartz]

but my build is just throwing hands

[fluid heron]

Femboy

[final cedar]

fr the reason?

[pastel quartz]

he's meant to look like some greek deity kind of character

or just like radagon

[stone blade]

ngl though

[final cedar]

I need some mod to be able to make your char beefier

also glasses

[stone blade]

despite me sucking ass at the game and even basic enemies being able to kick my ass
I'm still having lots of fun ngl

exploring and learning

[final cedar]

the attention to detail is very noticeable

[pastel quartz]

I kinda prefer a more lean build for my characters, I never have liked the look of being too swole

[final cedar]

my point is this...

https://tenor.com/bWjar.gif

armstrong melee build

[pastel quartz]

but this is the build

[fluid heron]

https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/?buildId=cm31y1qm5004md47vc4s3yltq

This was my old duel build

[pastel quartz]

fuckton of multi hit and bleed stuff

[fluid heron]

Starting class was not wretch dont know why it says that

[stone blade]

LOL

[fluid heron]

The embed isn't even close they just use a generic image ig

[fluid coyote]

intelligence 9

staying true to your real self

[final cedar]

bet that got you a lot of newb kills till you met a dude capable of dodge and parry?

[inland jackal]

[fluid heron]

no i was fucking cracked

I was basically the final boss in invasions and duels

Also you can't parry ultra greatswords

[final cedar]

feels like bleed would've still ended you

[digital quartz]

the Judicator boss with the invasion summons in the bossfight were so cool as invader

in ringed city

[high wing]

https://x.com/tradingMaxiSL/status/1852835600589832459/photo/1 stalger

Wolf of X (@tradingMaxiSL) on X

Most Fascinating Abandoned Places 🧵

1. Abandoned Russian helicopter in a swamp

Twitter · Nov 2, 2024, 10:10 PM

[fluid heron]

no this was after powerstanced bleed was heavily nerfed

[final cedar]

oh

they nerfed it?

[fluid heron]

But before powerstanced great spears was nerfed

That was my second setup

otherwise I would just fish for backstabs every duel and menuswap parry

[final cedar]

sorry, what's menuswap parry

[stone blade]

reason for katana build is I'm inspired by jetstream sam @pastel quartz

more or less

[fluid heron]

Opening your menu equipping a shield in your main hand parrying then swapping back all in like half a second

[final cedar]

tf

[fluid heron]

Pretty fun way to play

It's like twice as hard as it was in ds3

[final cedar]

nuh uh I refuse this kind of buggery

[fluid coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170036249915047977/1302699540834549791/8f9954ac364e406131faadd261de9aee.png?ex=672910fd&is=6727bf7d&hm=0824a090f8dd1807f6928b186123a3be559293194cf15835665ec8e95fadcc3b&

[final cedar]

stuff like that I won't ever take the time to learn

[fluid heron]

well that was before they removed being able to swap out your main weapon after the parry

After that I would just use a fire infused dagger soft swap

[quartz ridge]

trepang 2 my beloved

[eager igloo]

Im scared to ask how it smells

[fluid heron]

So really this was my main setup

Fourth Talisman was swapped around constantly so I didn't even set it

[stone blade]

is this good?

[fluid coyote]

at first glance i read it as "kał byka" so theres that

[fluid heron]

If you have two of them

one is still really good

[stone blade]

well I dont

I'm just asking if its good

[fluid heron]

it's fucking good

Insane on dex if you lightning infuse it

lightning is the only element in elden ring you can't increase your resistance to with stats so it's insane in pvp

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[clear bear]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[sage otter]

Ofc he swedish

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/tenor-skyblock-roblox-romance-romantic-gif-6136369269786468453

[glad ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/marisa-fumo-fumo-touhou-touhou-fumo-i-hate-mulatos-gif-25205179

[glad ingot]

Sure buddy

[high wing]

we dont take to kindly to sweeds here

[narrow lotus]

or weebs

[fluid heron]

Bruh Xbox removed all my old pvp clips

[high wing]

them too

[fluid heron]

fucking cunts

[inland jackal]

or furries

or albanians

[high wing]

your pfp is literally a furry

[inland jackal]

heck, we dont take too kindly to anyone

[potent hamlet]

i would like to go there and smoke a cig in the cockpit

[inland jackal]

no its not

[glad ingot]

One flag and everyone thinks that I am swedish

[narrow lotus]

Smoking is for losers

[glad ingot]

[fluid heron]

That's a blue Raichu buddy

[narrow lotus]

Drink instead

[stone blade]

we don't take kindly to gypsies

[inland jackal]

[high wing]

yeah you would know furry

[inland jackal]

jebany cigany

[fluid heron]

It is a pokemon

[high wing]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon-

[glad ingot]

No

Gardevoir

[pastel quartz]

yes, pretty much just better uchi

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[pastel quartz]

same in most ways but better reach

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/the-hub-gif-21010881

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/tupac-tupac-pizda-matii-gif-14970342

[stone blade]

oh nice

I'm gonna aim to get it then

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/fridge-dissapointed-no-food-my-excitement-for-food-is-now-gone-oh-nevermind-gif-17411460

opening brainfart

be like

[stone blade]

we do katana dodgeroll build

or

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/pls-god-strike-this-individual-down-strike-down-god-kanye-kanye-cat-gif-9334290556842141514

[stone blade]

i'll try

idk how to make one actually

[high wing]

are you one of those ppl that open the fridge then open it a few minutes later hoping something magically appears

[stone blade]

I guess level dexterity idk

[inland jackal]

he dead

[atomic crane]

furbong

[inland jackal]

holy shit its @pale ingot

[narrow lotus]

tarkov on low textures

[primal rapids]

https://x.com/shinyjpg/status/944422446089818112

Addison✨ (@shinyjpg) on X

Hey local candy store I have a question

Twitter · Dec 23, 2017, 4:20 AM

[stone blade]

weird way of saying tarkov but actually looking good

[solar obsidian]

yummers

[inland jackal]

its not tarkov

tf u mean

[stone blade]

he is joking W

you sausage

[inland jackal]

lol

you can use hepo cube as well

instead of sausage

[solar obsidian]

damn, this grass is green, just like in Tarkov

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis you are such a hepo cube

[tidal trellis]

a what now

[primal rapids]

The grass is green? Minecraft ripoff

[tidal trellis]

idk what that is

[inland jackal]

a hepo cube you dingus

[lyric horizon]

They really copied squared from minecraft, didnt they?

[fading shuttle]

the game has water? fucking subnautica ripoff

[inland jackal]

game has rocks?

[tidal trellis]

whar

[inland jackal]

deep rock galactica

[fading shuttle]

the game IS? fucking Rene Descartes ripoff

[fading shuttle]

god i remember the days of youtube pranks

they pulled shit like that and then went "GET PRANKED"

[stone blade]

the titles were better imo

[stone blade]

PRANKING MY FATHER BY CUTTING OFF HIS ARM AND THEN BUYING HIM A NEW ONE BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE ITS A PRANK
(SPOILERS HE GOT MAD) (NEARLY BUTTRAPED) (HE DIVORCED MY MOM)

[fading shuttle]

"i betrayed all of my comrades in arms for godly power (GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL?)"

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/noway-gif-254273188714127328

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/Pirat_Nation/status/1852475510493692068

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752292043191091272/897795139655860244/cod.mp4?ex=6728a3e1&is=67275261&hm=f16a5d662b3becaeccc963669d77e3ed3abf9ab8066eb58c2e70f33460679bc8&

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus

[civic panther]

what

[river zealot]

stalcraft?

[inland jackal]

what about it

[river zealot]

play?

[inland jackal]

gimme 5min

so i can get an autosave

[river zealot]

zombies irl would get demolished bro

one browning can take like an entire group

one bullet will kill like 3

then you got something like mk19 which probably wont be as effective

[civic panther]

ik
its why i dont really care for zombie media in general, because they never present it in a way that makes sense

[river zealot]

wounding doesnt work much against zombie

[fading shuttle]

eh, depends on the type, fast ones will overwhelm shit quick

[inland jackal]

drogs

[primal rapids]

Born too late to use a M2 browning. Born too early to use a M2 browning. Born just in time to use a M2 browning.

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus look sj6

[civic panther]

bro
just be far away

[inland jackal]

[deep topaz]

played out like an actual skit

barges in, drops bomb, expects dinner to be normal, gets pissed when not immediately validated

[civic panther]

the fuck am i looking at
this stalcraft or trepang2?

[fading shuttle]

the best part is, the qunari (the race she is) view jobs as based on gender, like adminstrator = female warrior = male etc, there are circumstances where a woman becomes a warrior, but by all intents and purposes they are referred to as a man, by her being non binary, she is legally jobless and unemployable

[deep topaz]

even closer to the current reality

[inland jackal]

trepang

2

[slender rock]

So a neet emby

Got it

[inland jackal]

[slender rock]

Ayy yoo

[halcyon sonnet]

THE WHATENATOR?!

[narrow lotus]

what

[narrow lotus]

i got two tags on that specific video and idk why

it was fun tho

[somber warren]

KEKW

[narrow lotus]

and you tell me its not tarkov

when you have Xiao flying

Yes

It's in the game man

[inland jackal]

bout to touch someone

[narrow lotus]

The game is a joke

That is the only truth

Like, gameplay and shit is ok , it's AAA level i guess

Characters however are probably the worst i have ever seen so far

Dialogue is one of the worst

[inland jackal]

@river zealot

stalcraft?

[fathom birch]

Fuck Russians, they hankered my lol and Ubisoft account

[narrow lotus]

have you seen the scene where they misgender someone and the punishment is 10 pushups

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l4zvEwE6AU

[sage otter]

Both facts that they think it deserve a punishment and that 10 pushups is a punishment are a joke

[stone blade]

@inland jackal what is this fps youre playing

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[stone blade]

@pastel quartz alo brother

[inland jackal]

trepang2

[stone blade]

ty mashallah you too

[inland jackal]

highly optimised giving the room for cool graphics

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDeJsPYXEEs

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/trepang-trepang2-check-this-shit-horizon-gif-13349807839715534250

[river zealot]

im in vc

[fluid heron]

should be referred to as it

[inland jackal]

you fine with music in bg?

im gonna beat my brother if its distracting

[narrow lotus]

wdym man it's the future of AAA

[inland jackal]

@pale ingot remember those resources i auctioned?

https://tenor.com/view/payday-payday-2-its-payday-its-payday-fellas-hoxton-gif-12797881130744554326

[pale ingot]

Spare change..

https://tenor.com/view/man-praying-black-man-praying-black-man-praying-and-crying-man-praying-and-crying-gif-23376408540985609

[inland jackal]

no

my money

[pale ingot]

kys

[pale ingot]

im gonna steal your money

[inland jackal]

try me

[pale ingot]

you dont know me son..

yo wallet already gone

[narrow lotus]

Weseli has the voice of a construction worker that is buffed up , eats sandwitches without the bread and spits every 23 minutes

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/buff-guy-typing-buff-muscles-typing-glasses-gif-25972381

[fluid coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170036249915047977/1302721694288449646/796b15a88ea5598f74d7adb629f20cdf.mp4?ex=6729259f&is=6727d41f&hm=da367bcc1b3ac9d09ee8e5b335142cf55ac485882a4eb5f348d6b02d25932113&

[pale ingot]

https://imgur.com/GqowZiI

[primal kiln]

somehow the characters in Inquisition were worse

[fading shuttle]

making sure my graphics card can fit in the case

[fading shuttle]

no?

[primal kiln]

yes?

[fading shuttle]

ive played through inquisition, no they were not, they werent as good as previous ones but they werent as bad as veilguard

[primal kiln]

Sara was litrally mentally retarded, Iron Bull was a laugh track sitcom character with no laugh track, and the rest were either so dull as to be completely forgettable or unbearable

[neon plume]

The real answer: Dragon Age has never been good

[fading shuttle]

nah it was good like, 15 years ago?

the era the games set in

[neon plume]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/s/RTKARAhKJf

[fading shuttle]

why are you posting asmongold

use someone respectable at the very least

[neon plume]

give me an example of someone respectable

[primal kiln]

The only characters so far I actively hate in Veilguard is the asian elf bitch

who fucks with the trinkets

[fading shuttle]

there are so many better individuals that have made fun of the veilguard, having asmongold shit on it makes the game look better

[primal kiln]

whereas I actively hated most of the Inquisition characters