#πͺbruh-fart
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Woke up at 4am this morning, got to Perth by 2:30pm was trying to show how the landscape changes
Until this happened
EGR melted the battery
All the lights flickered on and off rapidly, I pulled over immediately and stopped the engine
Ivan is about to get vigor checked by every single goon out there
No signal, no one in sight, out 40k's from Wugin, 300km from perth, a lone oversized truck passed by with a warning for being slightly oversized. Eventually some tradies stopped their ute and helped me change to a spare battery, left me tools at home (big mistake). It's Sunday so no mechanics open, nursed her to the nearest repco and did some bush mechanics as it burnt the spare. Gonna get her fixed tomorrow
Just got hotel sorted, got some weed and got to this nice sesh spot
The city is a pretty cool place, just use telegram and search for the suburb
Kek
real
First horseman of the apocalypse was the twink
BRUH
Least I do shit, you come on here religiously, dare not know what your search history entails
I knew it
Is clean, legit
Bruh
Twink deleting his porn search history
Switch to incognito next time
That's what they do
Now quacking at some shit
No
No

new slenderman game looking crazy
Left behind a whole water chemtrail
No, but I see the duck!!!
Man new slenderman game goes craaazy
Whole survival horror sim with money and jobs and shit
O B L I G A T I O N S
T A X E S
R E S P O N S I B I L I T I E S
isnt that just the german games scene
Objective: Go to townhall and file paperwork
Objective: Be an adult
flop fails automatically
dude how do you block this guy
with a shield?
guess you just have to roll
Parry
did u make these
There is a thing called poise
I can't draw
I'm not fighting him
its how much you can handle before your guard ends and you get stunned
Wooow
You can either parry with a shield that has the parry skill or use a shield with a skill called barricade shield
barricade sheld makes hits consume no stamina so you cant get stunned
also check ur load capacity im pretty sure the samurai is heavy load so you roll slower
if ur load says medium or light then you all good
so what do you want me to use?
you chose samurai
weeb
unequip the bow and torch
and just dodge and attack or equip the small shield you have and try to parry
That helmet he's wearing is giving him heavy load for sure
if you jump and attack you can lower his poise better
which would stun the enemy so you can get a critical hit
also this is a souls game backstabs exist
You chose samurai
Btw awesome song to drive to
https://open.spotify.com/track/6NgRSCfGt18L0ZbpHVBZWW?si=D8qteLXJQGeOjOwHktJS-Q
so dexterity and vigor early
ivan really is discount ham and maja
strength is good too
so who am i
Dont level vigor
so

I leveled vigot 2 times
strenght 2 times and dex 2 times
wait till vigor check
If you are not good at not being hit you would want to level vigor
Vigor check is right around the corner
thats chill but focus more on damage skills
Classic early game samurai
hes lying lol vigor is the first stat you should lv
go castle fight boss, die 827346 times π
then why keep asking here instead of just looking it up online
Im my humble opinion dont
do the weeping peninsula first
go as far south
he has to try 
Dont tell him
nvm i got 1 tapped by the ogre
Foul tarnished
bro I did a mosquito bite worth of damage to him
ogres are too strong for u lol
so this ares is too strong for me right now
it has like 8k hp
that guy up there
ye go south
then why does the game tell me go here wtf
you could just ride past him you know
No
theres a quest on the castle i think
either way is fine tho
its an open world game
no way he can defeat the misbegotten at this point
ivan you have a fucking horse
oh
Are u reading jordam.peterson?
no way this area is intended for this early on
Who????
@stone blade im bout to start my benzin lawnmower 
Its almost 12
@tidal trellis when was the last time you used a lawnmower
Uhhhhh

Nor did anyone in my family
We don't mow lawns man
Oh right you guys only have sand
whole neighbourhood will know
Bet they will

Once one starts a lawnmower
Its gonna be a competition whose is the loudest
Aint that right
Ima go siphon some bezin cya later
vigor check incoming
@steel bone ?
Should of drivin a 100k 90 series instead of a patrol
It's not a patrol, gonna go wash the battery acid out the engine bay kek, can you guess what it is?
could be worse , at least u handled yourself
there are other nissan 4x4 than a patrol?
Cheers mate, are ya reading up on what everyone posted?
up to no good
he live showing his cock
For free or he's charging disowned some money for that?
Typically drive up shit like this
Whatcha drive fellas?
A fiat argo
i appeared and he ran away
they only play duo
elden ring?
Why flop isn't in the call
he summoned sorcerer rogier bro, they were not playing together
sex dnd
What's it like to drive? Do ya live in a city?
ballsy af to drive from tom price south in a Navara
hes using summons?
kill him and his family
he also summoned wolves

.....
L
give him some time and he'll adapt to the timing without using spirits/summons
he should adapt to playing sekiro
he almost killed morgith already
nah how dare I not kill every boss no hit first time ever playing elden ring
how noobish of me
I've been driving for like 25 years. I had no fun driving ever. Its meh. Even with good cars
my bad
sekiro has a much different flow to this
thats a weird way of saying sekiro has a better flow
Fun game, very easy
Kenshi is soulslike peak
real
Kenshi will always be peak
Eh the engines are fairly simple to maintain and keep going, just gotta watchout for the timing chain with ones near or above 250k. Fakkin what you running cunt? Dropped some dosh on a 75 series have ya? The only people who drive toyota are shit cunts who either have mining / negative gearing money or daft cunts who support it.
i'd rather buy a house
U cant you gen x
Houses are typically 750k to 1.5 million
I mean z
plot twist i already own 1
You inherit it doesnt count
Cant U cant Uuuuuuu
in your country 

I have a house. I inherited it from my mother who inherited it from her grandmother. Nepotism power goooooo
nepotism lesgoooo
PPP is an elusive concept
fucking kulak
Nah my boomer grandparents spent all their money partying, buying alcohol and motorsports, and squandered their housing opportunities
if i had my way, we would eat you
Do you invest?
Just work and save at the moment, need a safety net
Here because gonna help the ex before we split for good
I fucking know, negative gearing and government policy have single handedly kept the boomers housing bubble going

You got a misso?
Yeah im married. 2. Kids
-GTorquemada
Playing a dangerous game with all the coomer gifs 
i'm Just being a cunt i would never own a 75 series
Misso? U mean misso soup or misso like in mistress
Missus, or a mrs you spaz
Its dangerous 4u guys. im well stabilished
Whatcha drive adlay?
You on the east coast?
A woman. U cannot have kids with a man
π«
I am a degenerate that owns a Nissan. Mostly because I got a good deal on it from my grand uncle. Nepotism wins again
Im feeli g we are miscommunicating.
What the fuck 
Flop doenst count.
And this took place in gamma right
Lil shitbox honda
Na man im WA aswell
π«it's offical discord policy that trans men can have kids π€
Mhm
@tidal trellis
How 
Oi cunt, where ya at hahaha
This server so dumb
hardcore d-sex
Of course |(because they are women shush i never said that )|
hardocre z-sex
It all started when Ivan told disowned to 1v1 him on elden ring arena...
@tidal trellis
Does being a twink count?
WHAT THE
flop tell him to kys
HEY NO, I'M DOING IMPORTANT THINGS
don't distract me!!
Kiss
Flop
over half of your pings on this channel are to fuck with you
how have you not figured this out?
he did
he likes the attention
Its like a recurring sitcom joke
@tidal trellis twink
Dumbass twink
Cute cat
this you
Only thing missing is the laugh track when he goes HUH?
I am not a cat
GUH?*
Lemme just put on my best upper middle class city cunt act "oh my gawwwd! That is sooooo dehumanising, I can't believe you're denying the existence of trans men!"

Terminally online mfer
Gonna go clean the battery acid and roo outta me nav @runic kernel take care mate

Prolly would be if broken up like the clay in the Sahel, full of nutrients just can't get the water into it, garden pot plants grow very happy in it, things go super green with rain
nah u can
Oh right, lack of rain is the problem
i had some with ur dad
pervert 
so
blocking magrit doesn't work
interesting
I guess you just have to 100% dodge roll him
Every night @heavy peak looks under his bed for a Kia Ceed
damn bro
Kia Ceed and Feed
formerly Kuck's
idk what timings you must perform but dodge rolling doesn't do anything
he still hits me
low poise
I GOT HIM
LETS GOOO
fk dodge rolling bro
didn't work once
he charges the attack and then spears me in 0.001 seconds
jesus fuck
like where is the timing how am I supposed to time that
oh you are going to love the dlc bosses
Go through the front gate 
I chose to go around
p!shutup
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the tarnished only recently learned how to jump
true
you gotta take these things slowly
I'm learning man
I'm trying my best
got shit on by birds
with katanas
very cool
You'd really hurt meeeee?
How rude W
flop really isn't beating the allegations soon
you threatened me first
he is hand delivering evidence

do you think he realises it?
It's never serious threats!
of course
You don't know if i was serious 
Man I'm just typing normally
Bruh moment
@tidal trellis
I will shave your head with this lawnmower
your parents will never complain about your hair being too long
will you start shaving at the neck?
Sure
good
I was thinking from the top but sure i can do that
He fooled you
Unless theres an invisible bridge

foxdryeternal asks: Shave Flop?
1β£: Yay
2β£: Nay
You'll figure it out
you go forward
Captured
π³οΈβπ ?
Ivan is secretly an urologists
π³οΈβπ
@dryh
@spark spade

πΈ
Dame i gospodo, uhiΔen je
whats the command to see someones pfp
P!avatar @somber warren
Therealguhultrahd4k
My pfp yes
You know I don't read subtitles man
dabog da ti deda zatrudnio
What he say
π«πΏ
yet
not talking about you bucko
AND ALSO THE EXPERTS ARE WRONG
After you become a moderator, you will share your sexualities and will be banned
Just like madi
The pipeline
I ain't a degenerate homie, also I don't got time to be moderating
- it'll probably end badly with me becoming
man so best not

Ain't gonna happen
I support my man Delight for moderator, may he never touch grass again
Car is squeeky clean @runic kernel how ya goin fam?
not terminally online
replies instantly
knows what greentext is
@tidal trellis
Mfw
I am single yes and happy
Absolutely maidenless
I'm really losin my shit now 

Hi dry!
Hello
Salutations
Eugh
nope, i did multiple times
Dry thumb reveal
Don't mind the rest of the hand
meal prep for the week
@coarse bear
feet when?
Hi Ivan Hi Delight Hi Dry Hi Flop Hi Gyrard
For FREE?
Do I look like @solar obsidian
Mushroom hunting? Whatcha find?
I will pay you with one (1) T-62 Tank
Don't ask where I got it
Some brown mushrooms and some oyster mushrooms

Not a whole lot
p!cat // hello there 
Cats!!!!
Stae, el nemas
do you even have cats in Pak?
nemam, brate, nemam
did you kill morgith tho
Zoom in on berried raiden
where sekiro
Sekiro sucks
@fading shuttle
Making me feel like a right fat bastard hahaha paper thin wafer? How ya do your meal plans? I do like 2 meals between 6 days, 1 day eat out
I did yes


I got him
Australian fella
you can now count yourself as a pro
Burger king is only in Australia hungry jacks
are the brown mushrooms edible? Baby oyster mushrooms are delish
Cwinge

no but why does sekiro suck
Cause i didnt play it 
Sekiro is fucking awesome
Ye
Burger king doesn't exist, it's all a ruse, keeping you from truly experiencing hungry jacks
yea, this is "spam RMB and you're pro" 
The fuck is a sekiro?
Hungry Jacks? Whats that? Its all an underground mafia working for Hossen kebab.
I have a feeling this area will kick my ass
some katana guy tries to release his master from being immortal
something something like that
beware of the lobsters
try stealth
critical hit ahead
no treasure ahead
I love the messages
such deadpan humour
fuck lobsters
Truly the halal snack pack is diffusing their holy trinity of bbq, chili, garlic from us
never killed even once
Are you japanese?
wondering around the map
Kill lobster man
check for "campfires" (checkpoints)
some of them are directing you
I'm collecting some fruits here at there
one fat meal
and eat it over 5 work days
yes but they point towards main quest
yea
I want to experience side quests too
ah. that's the kind of activity you need to explore yourself
Idk er lore
or just google
Saturns pole is a hexagon 
Thank me later
nah i'm not
Do the age of stars questline without any google help

the miqullester
The povvo experience
Hi Disowned Hi soundtrackj Hi Tomb-omb
imagine Ivan fighting Malenia
I actually have beaten the big snake guy without doing the questline, solely because I wanted to get the achievement and didnt fucking care about assassination missions
What were they about anyways?
ma who?
ma "LENIA, BLADE OF MIQUELLA"
I read the bible
nah b
Nah man kings meals
for smoko is a durry and a monster
and lunch is chicken and rice

Oi frfr enjoy the bible but I don't think it fully captures the human experience, there's something greater
Floater or stinker?
buger king
HELL NAH man
Tomb why are you suddenly so present again
fk the graveyard
are you doing okay?
them bone mfs ressurect
Opalim te malo
kill them once again
Hi Cori
while they're not restored
Pour kerosene on them
oh
why not
Hello
should work
Find chicken and rice gets bland after a while, you'd be surprised with what you can create with meat, bones, milk, eggs, veges, seasoning, flour, salt, sugar and yeast. Slow cooking or baking especially. If you set aside the time to cook for the week, i get lazy some weeks
I started my Baureferendariat and I begin working next spring so for now its just school
Don't understand the obsession with weeb shit rather than their history n books
i just don't care

Polan is cool now
When I am done with this I can actually become sworn in as a state servant
then you can call me a fed
Polan pretty metal country
Fed
Ye they bretty based now with their political stances against immigrants and shit
I pay your salary boy
Tomb fed
Hi Ledy
Yeh, just need washin'
At least these are fine
It does
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thats the good stuff
you ain't paying shit yet
im paying for your state subsidized schooling
Ur cat is a cheeky little shit i can tell just by the looks of him
There were kids who joked about a prophet, so God sent 4 bears and they ripped them all in half.
no I mean you are still studying too right?
Perhaps you are under his yoke
non of thoes are my cats
ill show you my bushrat
Yea but im also working
taxable work?
yes
wtf why
Because I have to work that much to live
Available? Lol
@tulip ridge Heres the fucker
Been hit by 2 utes and killed a snake
insert opinion
They arent that available and I applied to so many
He looks like ron pearlman
and no BafΓΆg I guess?
Nope
ahh that makes sense
Orange cat behavioue
I just gotta thug it out
He's a little trooper @runic kernel
Damn flop
Oh wait thats twig not twink
you see it too?
wtf iedy
Yes
Shoulda shown a picture of a cat that wasn't yours and talk shit about it like it was, then post this again
How do you normally eat em?
Can't beleive he got cast in the role of Beast in Beauty and the Beast
"Look how attractive I used to be."
why does he look like Will Ferrel in that picture
Ron Perlman is like a slavic man
ugly in an interesting way
oh my god its that guy from drive
no he was in drive
one of the bad guys'
you are a liar
you havent watched drive
ok
Tony Hawk often jokes about how people don't recognize him
These Pagliacci jokes are pretty good
bro what are these recommended
Salads, fried, pickled
kek
Based on what you search, too
thats the truth though
shit happens to me too
a random vid
like outta nowwhere
Google and Reddit algorithms have gotten a lot worse recently
i keep getting 1 view videos getting recommended
like suicide ππΏ
you can early invest

kek
actually i'm Ryan Gosling 
Youtube thought "wow this guy loves trash"

susan wojicki on her way out was like "yeah fuck the aglorithm up too"
"No you are not because i'm literallyme, and that makes you not literallyme."
i'll have to try pickled mushroom sounds delish, ever tried it with pork corn flour, soy sauce chilli oil and oyster sauce?
what the fuck is a pagliacci
A man is very depressed
He decides to seek help and goes to the doctor
the doctor says "The clown Pagliacci is in town this week. You should go see his show, it'll cheer you right up."
The man says "But Doctor..."
"I am Pagliacci."
i see
Japan knows their NNN audience
We'd have to look in specialized e-shops for the first one 
Bruh
I reached for my pepsi bottle and grabbed my monster can and I was about to start pouring pepsi in the monster can
chat am I cooked?
iedy can you mute Ivanko for a day so he finally goes outside at least for a bit
i once woke up
went to piss
and opened the cupboard with the trashcan under the sink
i didn't pee in it tho
He does go outside to buy monster
that doesn't count
Yes he cooked

keeping sun exposure to a minimum
I beat magrit today
did I tell you?
congratulations
yes
but some people just straight up solo the bosses so you gotta watch out a little
tf is pagliacci dawg
?
i dont get it
mouthsores
oh
alo catboy
awwwww
Hi Ivan
What flavor of monster did you get today?
as a fantasy enjoyer elden rings atmosphere is right up my alley tbh
yes I do suck at it but man is it a awesome game
Mango loco
why does the one on the left looks so stunlocked
yeah they nailed the environment design
shit looks epic dude
gives me lord of the rings vibes , abit
still though I'm loving it so far
I am currently replaying Cyberpunk 2077 on a new PC and the sheer detail and architecture of the city just makes me stop sometimes
its crazy
tripple A games do be cool sometimes
you will be like that meme where the femboy is and it says "that one time I drank 90 monsters"
its what happens when the developers actually have creative freedom and don't get fired after the project success or not
i have 120 cases of monster in my kei van
sekiro is cool too don't get me wrong I won't abbandon the game but elden ring is just so much more up my alley
FromSoft kept their development staff for the most part, that way you have people that actually know what they are doing especially when doing sequels or games that built up on each other
especially since I love skyrim
it has the same vibes as skyrim
fantasy world and shit
you get what I mean
yeah also more rpg'ish than Sekiro
way more
not gonna lie energy drinks are kinda nasty
tell him catboy
hi miriam
good afternoon ivan
How are you sir
dw I'm not fond of them either
Hi Miriam
hi cherno 

Not even animated smh
@naive bison no hit mgr bosses?
nah we no hit elden ring bosses 
jk
I may be crazy but I'm not insane

sorry, discount emote π

complete global lactation
well you drink the liquid dirt beans people call coffee
:3
Hi Menace
Give me a song
yap :3
What kinda song
any im doing a weekly song add to my spotify preferably somthing with alot of bpm but anytin will do
I dont want an album ivan
1 sec
very good
oh you want bpm?
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Try Neophyte, he makes good old school hardcore
Sweden flag goes hard

:3
I have 119
you only listen to 1% of thoes song within a month
why even have spotify at that point lol
i usually oscilate between listening to stuff
so you have genre specific playlist then
@placid sail oil up
Hey catboyo
are you schizo communicating via telepathy
hey bzzzzzzzz
Bioresonance
oil up
I don't think tree is sesbian
so most likely schizo telepathy
ironically india stereotyping about hygiene is factually so incorrect
indians take more showers on average than the average american
its just racial stereotyping because "haha brown people dirty"
Motley Crew- Kickstart my Heart
this commentary was sponsored by campylobacter gang

mostly exploring areas
good
learning the basics
@stone blade @inland jackal
Guy asks if he can put Mercedes AMG Bodykit on his car
Random dude says it doesnt fit the Dacia Logan
destroyed
omw to clock in 2000 hours in elden ring
REAL
damn 11 degrees
cold
irs over
π toes
those very sexy things on the end of a [hot chicks] foot that [you wish] you could be [suckin] on

aloo
Ah I feel so fresh after a shower, time to take a swin in the gange river !
Literally 90% of serious sam
@shell venture about to play some , care to join?
im playing gow
I do not answer to u
well why not

Nothing


It's either the moderators, my parents or god I answer to 

also hi twink @tidal trellis
god told me to tell you to suck a fat one
YOU
What about your bf
@narrow lotus remember when we used to go on woods and I was calling everyone boyfriends
I don't have one!!!, I'm straight
proof?
The account :
arent you muslim
I am, yes
And Xalrider is his backup boytoy
Hey there, can I get you guy's opinions on this short video I made while training for tricks with my thowing axe ?
Aight let's see
lets see your bf
we don't care







?