🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

I DID IT

I FUCKING DID IT

[undone wave]

the chassis is good alright

[stone blade]

YAY

LETS GOOOOO

[sage otter]

GG

[potent hamlet]

That's what I'm saying

[potent hamlet]

You swear?

[stone blade]

@sage otter @potent hamlet @digital quartz @primal rapids

guys I did it

[sage otter]

That's why I just spend money on a Niva Lada then spend the rest on guns

[stone blade]

took a while

I got the timings right

[undone wave]

I live in a road salt state and it's not rusty
good enough for me

[digital quartz]

wich boss were you even fighting?

[primal rapids]

Who were you even fighting

[stone blade]

got hit a couple of times

[potent hamlet]

If doesn't have a weird hole somewhere filled with rust?

[stone blade]

but I got the cat

idk some cat boss

[stone blade]

a statue

that has flames and a sword

[undone wave]

the one spot is probably the spare tire well because every car of this model leaks there

[tranquil basalt]

one of the best spirit ashes in the game

[sage otter]

Reminds me of another game but I can't speak about it in this channel

[potent hamlet]

UFC is pretty homoerotic

[primal rapids]

That's not even a cat that's a burial watchdog

[potent hamlet]

A bunch of guys punching and grabbing each other

[stone blade]

idk what it is man

[potent hamlet]

Idk man sounds kinda

[stone blade]

but I'm proud of myself

after some tries

I got the timings and his attacks

he hit me a couple of times though

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/rust-scripts-gif-22941640

[stone blade]

no space in the arena

[undone wave]

this game is easy

[sage otter]

Seems like the impossible boss wasn't impossible after all

[stone blade]

I never said

[digital quartz]

oh one of those statues? yeah they have a weird ass moveset

[stone blade]

he is impossible

?

[potent hamlet]

Shit no fucking recoil

[stone blade]

When did I say that

dina

[sage otter]

That's called a hyperbole Ivan

[stone blade]

hyperbole deez nutz

[potent hamlet]

Even Phantom Forces has more recoil on most of their guns

[sage otter]

It's not made to eat hypersoup

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-with-butterfly-on-nose-dog-with-butterfly-butterfly-gif-13282441872748349107

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/GWPXplLwPx.jpg

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/5keG9gEZPA.jpg

[potent hamlet]

I remember spending hours in dark souls 2 killing most enemies JUST to get pretty much all of them armor sets

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to 1frag

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[inland jackal]

i should lock in shen support next time

[digital quartz]

yeah I can see that taking a long time with the drop chances

[potent hamlet]

There was some giant guys, they terrified me, but then I came and killed them one hit or two at best

[potent hamlet]

I liked one that was the frog helmet

[sage otter]

dark souls 2

[digital quartz]

I remember farming the hell out of Iron Keep

[stone blade]

[potent hamlet]

I also remember killing one dude named "Dragon slayer" or sum shit

[primal rapids]

Yeah the game doesn't actually have a word for turtle in the message system so everyone calls them dogs.

[potent hamlet]

He had a tooth as a weapon

[digital quartz]

always worth looking at the messages for potential jokes

[sage otter]

Was it in DS1 or Demon souls were you could shoot the tail of the dragon on that bridge early game to get a sword ?

[digital quartz]

but never trust the messages

[prime zenith]

@glad carbon i watched stalker shadow ofthe zone

[digital quartz]

DS1

[prime zenith]

it was great

[potent hamlet]

I remember watching a lot of kill points at the start before getting to Majula

[digital quartz]

idk if you can do it in Demon Souls too

[potent hamlet]

Never knew how they got killed

[sage otter]

Prob not I think you got it right

[potent hamlet]

Also when I discovered fossilized eggs and rocks and you could exchange it for weapons and stuff

[sage otter]

Damn Chille is metal

[digital quartz]

legendary loot

Suzuki and fossilized eggs

[stone blade]

guys

what is this?

it disappeared

[sage otter]

coke or fireflies

[glad carbon]

hi pookie

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/al-alzolanskii-duazolanskii-dua-dua-lipa-gif-20762710

[sage otter]

hoe

[ocean shoal]

She gas no hips

[sage otter]

Who cares about that

[ocean shoal]

Ans has big earlobes like a budah

[digital quartz]

hip enthusiasts

[sage otter]

Also it's not like she has no hips either

But she has no class

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/shakira-hips-dont-lie-gif-24573959

[prime zenith]

gm

[ocean shoal]

Are u pookie the japanese dude at analmeme?

[ocean shoal]

Idk I don't follow her enough

[sage otter]

Me neither i'm just judging the gif

I don't know who that is

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/253020121688309761/1244931017404583956/ezcr0q4vnug91.gif

[ocean shoal]

Let me find d a better one then

[sage otter]

Do not feel enticed to

I couldn't care less

[digital quartz]

deep diving the coomer gif archives

[sage otter]

real

[potent hamlet]

Whatchu mean

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/greetings-vro-blue-heart-cat-gif-17264011399471393179

[ocean shoal]

She has no hips. Maybe because she's tall or so.ething

[sage otter]

Very caring hotel staff

[glad carbon]

:3

[stone blade]

I do know elden ring is hard but alex saying its shit is wrong

it looks epic man

[potent hamlet]

probably, im tall and do have hips, not very pronounced but theyre there

[stone blade]

its so cool

[digital quartz]

its great

lots to do

lots of sights

[sage otter]

He's saying it's shit compared to other souls

[digital quartz]

lots of loot

[idle veldt]

I think it’s designed worse than dark souls or sekiro

Combat is less fun

There’s also TOO MUCH of it

[sage otter]

I think so too from what i've seen but I haven't played it so idk

[digital quartz]

yeah having no hips at all would be pretty hard, having no pelvis certainly is a problem for daily life

[stone blade]

died by spear guy

shame

[fading shuttle]

i am correct, its the worst of the series

[idle veldt]

Which spear guy

[stone blade]

WTF

A HOE

[digital quartz]

no Mikiri counter in Elden Ring

[idle veldt]

Oh my god have you not leveled yet

[stone blade]

have I what?

[sage otter]

no bitches

[potent hamlet]

but you, i am afraid, are maidenless

maybe i can take the roll of maiden

[ruby minnow]

she will

offer you a Toyota Accord

accept it

[digital quartz]

yo a free Accord?

[stone blade]

I explored this much

[potent hamlet]

dont hug her

[stone blade]

you can level up?

[idle veldt]

Stop

[stone blade]

?

[ruby minnow]

why did you stop playing sekiro

[stone blade]

WHAT

[sage otter]

Don't accept, if you wait and level up first she'll offer a Acura instead

[digital quartz]

[stone blade]

I got a horse

[sage otter]

1 horsepower

[fading shuttle]

because he hates good games and likes bad games

[idle veldt]

Bearer of the curse

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1300132679152439326/VID_24490208_082513_242.mov?ex=6727a36a&is=672651ea&hm=f7b22d3cf0c94cdbaccb111e23abfb5a6865f4493b30ade9d52eaba30ef8828b&

[potent hamlet]

what did cv meant?

[stone blade]

are the messages

on the ground

left by players?

[digital quartz]

yeah

not all of them but most yeah

[stone blade]

I know some are from the game

[potent hamlet]

CV is Chevaux

2 Horsepower

[sage otter]

For cars ?

[inland jackal]

@stone blade guess what

[potent hamlet]

yeah

[sage otter]

Chevaux is plural of Cheval, which means horse

[inland jackal]

another carry

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1300132745757986816/Neko_arc_Anomaly.mov?ex=6727a379&is=672651f9&hm=80fe1c0e10950953179461506563d4181cebe8bfcb37817f138bb929abf389a2&

[potent hamlet]

oh

[digital quartz]

so instead of horsepower its just horses?

[sage otter]

Ye

[digital quartz]

lmao

[sage otter]

Xhorses under the hood

[potent hamlet]

ohhh those french

[ruby minnow]

love this

[stone blade]

question

idk if its me doing something wrong

but

[potent hamlet]

you are

[stone blade]

why does the map look like its made of mud

[potent hamlet]

stop right there

[idle veldt]

You need to find the things to update it

[ruby minnow]

you didn't pick up the map piece

[potent hamlet]

you fell to the ground and now your map is muddy

[sage otter]

It does look bad and confusing

[digital quartz]

there is map pieces that you have to pick up

the spots where you can find them are marked on the map iirc

[ruby minnow]

@stone blade btw watch out for the boss "Maliketh" its a little strong in the first phase but real weak in the second one

he should be injured or something

and drops good loot too

easy pickings

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-eat-a-shoe-tutorial2021-gif-20531857

[idle veldt]

Watch for melenia

She’s bullshit

You’ll see her in 70 hours

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1300711143546818580/20240813-0042-54.1632286.mov?ex=6727c3e6&is=67267266&hm=ce3fee7b6aa06d271223a35cf1a4bd1d03aec8f7a861130bd8b5a09f96c0af75&

[glad carbon]

[stone blade]

ok enough for today

[tranquil basalt]

bathed in rays of gold...

[glad carbon]

[stone blade]

I played for 3 hours

[fading shuttle]

borderlands 4 looking crazy

[tranquil basalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/843955569307942914/1121540136593793034/invert.gif

[tranquil basalt]

who is "melenia"
do you mean marika? miquella? melina?

[digital quartz]

I think her name was Melanie

[fading shuttle]

watch out for mel gibson

[idle veldt]

Malenia

[glad carbon]

[ruby minnow]

El-Mal-Riayi

[deep topaz]

malaria

[fading shuttle]

massive difficulty spike, i dont know why he is even in the game

[tranquil basalt]

blade of Micheline

[fading shuttle]

mel gibson doesnt even fit in

[ruby minnow]

yeah mel gibson is literally just out of this game tbh

like he doesn't fit in the games systems

[tranquil basalt]

yeah ikr, not sure what Miyazaki's intention was for that

[stone blade]

I'll continue tomorrow

[idle veldt]

Ok but you shouldn’t keep playing elden ring

[stone blade]

?

[tranquil basalt]

no

[idle veldt]

Sekiro is better

[tranquil basalt]

dont get addicted

[fading shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78PfGQbL-g0 @placid sail @eager igloo important

[tranquil basalt]

dont fall for their tricks

[stone blade]

sekiro is good as well don't get me wrong however this feels more open world

which is what I prefer

I do like sekiro too

[fading shuttle]

nooo, he has the brainrot

[idle veldt]

Slop ring

[fading shuttle]

he prefers open worlds SLOP EATER

HE LIKES SLOP

[idle veldt]

Sloppenhimer

[ocean shoal]

She's not latin woman . Easterneuropean or Nordic/anglo Saxon woman usually don't have hips

[stone blade]

....

[ruby minnow]

if a developer makes a good open world

[stone blade]

I'm never speaking about it again

jesus fuck

you people

[ruby minnow]

then people will enjoy it

[stone blade]

actual assholes

[idle veldt]

The loathsome SLOP EATER

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/haydaaaaa-dua-lipa-dua-gif-19947896

[fading shuttle]

SLOBBERING SLOP SLURPER

[stone blade]

god forbid a man enjoys a game over another

[tranquil basalt]

classic brainfart

[digital quartz]

haze him for his opinion

[fading shuttle]

too bad elden ring isnt a good open world

[ruby minnow]

it is a good open world

you can go kys alex

[high wing]

Yeah alex

[idle veldt]

It’s not dude, land of the giants is so lame

[stone blade]

clearly I should be crucified for playing the game

[high wing]

Go kiss yourself

[fading shuttle]

the best parts of the game are the legacy dungeons, which is literally just old style maps

[idle veldt]

They ran out of content

[ruby minnow]

nuh uh

[tranquil basalt]

this guy

professional hater

[ruby minnow]

alex hates everything

[fading shuttle]

no i love dark souls 2

[digital quartz]

hates hating

[ruby minnow]

nuh uh you don't

[fading shuttle]

you arbitrarily ignore when i like stuff

[ruby minnow]

yes

[digital quartz]

I love all of them from demon souls to elden ring

[fading shuttle]

CENTRIST

PICK A SIDE

get off the fence you coward

[tranquil basalt]

[idle veldt]

Do you like the mech game

What’s it called

[digital quartz]

I never played Armored Core

[ruby minnow]

armored core

[tranquil basalt]

armoured core

[digital quartz]

but it does look pretty cool

[primal rapids]

CORE ARMORED

[fading shuttle]

eh, game is aight, not for me

[high wing]

Amored core

[digital quartz]

yeah I figured as much

[fading shuttle]

wish it didnt have the femoid brain parasite

[ruby minnow]

armored core core

[high wing]

Core armored core

[primal rapids]

A lot of AC purists don’t like AC6 because of the stagger system

[ruby minnow]

any kind of purist can go fuck themselves

[digital quartz]

what about cocaine purists?

[fading shuttle]

meth is better

[primal rapids]

Glintstone crystal meth

[ruby minnow]

glintstone crystal meth dragon

[primal rapids]

Listen, Adula had a lot of time on his wings after the Shattering

[eager igloo]

Ery nice

[stone blade]

I simply won't listen to alex
and enjoy the game

lalalalalala

[fading shuttle]

bro jumped from peak into dogshit

i pity you fool

[stone blade]

lalalalal

[solar obsidian]

crmored aore

[inland jackal]

damn league is rigged, 4 stacks surrendering when they want

[slender rock]

128 bucks for a quest 2

yes or no?

is complete

[glad carbon]

nah

i mean its a good deal but like

quest 3 is the only one i'd use

[slender rock]

novelity

basically?

[glad carbon]

new vr games are kinda hardware intensive and quest 2 is gonna struggle on shit like into the radius

also the fidelity is kinda weird

[slender rock]

probably going to do other things with it besides gaming

mmm

[glad carbon]

quest 2 is a little blurry at the best of times

[slender rock]

My vision is shit to begin with lol

they cancel out

[glad carbon]

nah they multiply

[slender rock]

💀

@visual stirrup No I am not going to use it for that

[digital quartz]

sure

[slender rock]

More desktop

[slender rock]

😠

[slender rock]

real

[glad carbon]

@eager igloo

you will go in the box

[sage otter]

Can confirm, and

[neon plume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1290065948933619897/IMG_6552.gif

[slender rock]

going through the fridge and finding a lifeform in the back

[neon plume]

how long is the back of your fridge?

[slender rock]

yes

[cursive hound]

Just got accepted into looksmax.org, feeling like a retard 😎

Save europe

[digital quartz]

congratulations

[sage otter]

Huh I wonder why

Keep us posted

[cursive hound]

https://tenor.com/view/psl-shuffle-psl-unknown-slayer-looksmaxxing-mogged-gif-6240495951710437615

[cursive hound]

Booked my flight to turkey

Hardmaxxing

[sage otter]

That's just hardcoping man

You're mixing things up

[cursive hound]

Hardmaxxing

Uncannyvalleymaxxing

Surgerymaxxing

[neon plume]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-wayne-goose-rizz-rizzler-finger-taps-gif-1910363296631896601

[cursive hound]

Nah i'm not balding

Tall ramusmaxxing and cheekfiller maxxing

Speaking of filling cheeks...

Save europe

[fading shuttle]

Holy shit it's asmongold

[sage otter]

The first step towards redemption is admitting you're delusional about your problem

[cursive hound]

I would hop on fin and dut

I already did my DIY buccal fat removal and chin filler

[neon plume]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ApsAdm8Y5IY?si=0jAfJwkJb93Yfgia

[visual stirrup]

The Hatman when you add some Ecstasy to your Benadryl

[civic panther]

https://youtu.be/V7-VGOZZNwg?si=C3bl4KZM1wHRr1ea

[stone blade]

I realize after killing the dog boss
dodging backwards appeared to be better

since he had slam attacks

maybe idk

[shell venture]

yes roll location is important

sometimes it's better to roll into the attack
sometimes it's the opposite

[stone blade]

rolling into it was bad

that cat/dog boss had slam effect

so bad idea

[shell venture]

it's a dog

[stone blade]

i wasjust dodging backwards

and after about 3/4 mins I killed him

felt good

[shell venture]

it's better to roll away from aoe

and better to roll into sword swings

[stone blade]

even tho its my first boss and its supposed to be ez

[shell venture]

that one is annoying

[stone blade]

The room was small

but i got him eventually which was what mattered

[primal rapids]

I've legit had situations working at a gas station where I was trying to return a phone, wallet, or card to people and they're acting super defensive about me leaving the counter to approach them

[stone blade]

Theres lots of small interesting places to explore with wild life

I like that too

[primal rapids]

Like, my brother/sister in Christ, I am trying to return your property.

[stone blade]

ofc I have much to learn and explore

and many times to die

but idc

I like it

[shell venture]

what build are we doing ?

[primal rapids]

Ivan chose the easy starting class, Samurai

I miss the network test where you could choose Carian Knight as your class

[stone blade]

its the ez one?

[primal rapids]

Like, it isn't a huge deal because 99% of Carian stuff is in Liurnia but it would be nice.

[stone blade]

i just thought he looked the coolest

[primal rapids]

Samurai is pretty fucking strong in terms of starting equipment.

[stone blade]

idk what the stats do

he had the katana so im like hell yeah

[primal rapids]

Armor is good, Uchigatana is fantabulous and you normally only get one per playthrough, stats are good

[stone blade]

hm

well , nice?

[stone blade]

no idea

[digital quartz]

also put your first points in vigor so you get some max hp, important for not getting one shot

[primal rapids]

If you ever want to wreck a boss and have the time/stamina/FP, Unsheath heavy swing does awesome damage and stance damage

[stone blade]

going in blind , will figure out the game as I go

[shell venture]

stats enhance weapon dmg

some weapons needs a certain amout to be weilded

and they have scaling

the letters you see
s / a/ b etc

[stone blade]

considering how massive the game is(i think) learning it as I go will be more fun

[shell venture]

true

you can press the help button and hover over the stats for a brief explanation

[stone blade]

Yeye

will figure it out

[shell venture]

good luck

[stone blade]

See i told you guys to join earlier so u can watch live as I go

[primal rapids]

Vigor is health, endurance is stamina and equipment capacity, mind is basically your blue bar capacity, strength is strength, dexterity is dexterity and also slightly affects magic casting speed, intelligence is for sorcery, faith is for incantations, arcane is for status buildup and dragon communion

[stone blade]

ill figure it out tomorrow

[primal rapids]

For intelligence versus faith in terms of casting shit, intelligence generally gives you access to spells with more direct damage and simplicity but having little in the way of support, while faith has a much more varied list including support, healing, buffing, and such, but still having a good amount of damaging options.

While you can go for both intelligence and faith at the same time, it's not particularly optimal in terms of level until you get pretty high level.

[fluid heron]

not reading all that int is for little bitches

[digital quartz]

never tell anyone that you leveled dex

[primal rapids]

wht rings u got bicth

GIANTS
GIANTS
GIANTS
BECOME UNSTOPPABLE

[fluid heron]

you seem like a dex int type fucking disgusting

[primal rapids]

That's where you're wrong kiddo

[fluid heron]

Arcane faith is fucking gross

[primal rapids]

I can bite people with a giant dragon head, your argument is invalid

[fluid heron]

Not gonna sugarcoat it greatsword crouch poke

[potent hamlet]

SHIU6

THE FUCKING CHEMICAL BECOMES ACID CLOUD WHEN IT REACTS TO HEAT

THIS IS LIKE CHLORINE GAS

FUCK

[primal rapids]

PERISH

[potent hamlet]

WHY FASHION HAS TO BE SO DAMN HURTFUL

[visual stirrup]

-every woman

[green schooner]

you wear DPM camo and a hoodie in public

[sage otter]

You did this to yourself

[narrow lotus]

you cannot farm such an L

[storm stream]

did you mix bleach and vinegar?

[narrow lotus]

do you cook meth

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, but at least its comfortable

[green schooner]

obv

my friend did the same yesterday

[digital quartz]

what kind of concoction are you brewing?

[fluid heron]

project zomboid Walter white

[neon plume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFs_YlSlhSw

[summer flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/670402627820978245/1079837344011661332/7C3F6529-64B2-4F61-A13A-09273F562EA1.gif?ex=6727c565&is=672673e5&hm=dc509052f8dd4373551f726bf41a44151cb3a28289d7f5e5c84a4a64daef6acd&

[fading portal]

This is the gorbinos quest of life

[summer flame]

Gorbinos quest is mid

[fading portal]

Sending a curelty squad hitman to you location

[primal rapids]

Sending a squad of Darkworld Punishment Inflictors to your location

[pastel quartz]

I hope you get hooked on this game and finish it with all the dlc. I fucking hated the game at first, but the further I got and the more I played the more it started to click with me.

all of my 900 hours was worth it though no matter how much I enjoyed it because I got to enjoy the peak that is bayle the dread

100% my favorite boss fight of all time, no boss in a game has literally made me freeze mid fight in awe else than bayle

the dlc as a whole was a blast for me, only boss I hated was the final one, but I won't get into him because I'd be whining about him all night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLetVZ4eDWw Don't watch if you don't want to get spoiled but at 3:59 I had the music sync up with this move just like it did here and I think I came a little when it did

[neon plume]

Elden Ring is pretty mid

They should have made it more like the Spyro games

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064654413215572058/1143582634283368478/958C1BE3-3AAA-4EFA-BEF6-EC1321D8167A.gif

Moderators kill him with hammers

[river zealot]

Mid game

[narrow lotus]

i mean its allright but i didnt play it

and it is my type of game idk

tarkov ate my life

[neon plume]

this review of Elden Ring sums up my opinion

[final cedar]

yooo guys wana see something?

check out how deep the blacks are on this oled monitor

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/jorkin-it-rubbing-it-down-gif-11671966088229427743

[final cedar]

you lil gooner

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445718/1246656221713268776/SPOILER_togif.gif

[neon plume]

💀

https://x.com/CerberusXt/status/1852849515356664008

CerberusXt (@CerberusXt) on X

Asmongold having a meltdown in Dragon Age Veilguard because "there is no option to not be transgender" when the "back" option stare him right in the face !

Twitter · Nov 2, 2024, 11:05 PM

this clip is legit hilarious

https://vxtwitter.com/CerberusXt/status/1852849894731481344

[final cedar]

to be fair, biowares 4 option dialogue wheel is a big silly at this point

look at all that space, could've fit the all of the options no problem

yes I know, I know. It's a branched menu and the back brings you to the main tree

[rotund kindle]

Ahem ahem

P!avatar sukuru_aidoru

[foggy mantle]

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[rotund kindle]

[final cedar]

[neon plume]

why did you have to put that in here

[final cedar]

why did he have to use this as his pfp

[rotund kindle]

Why?

No reason

[red glade]

That is so fkin cursed

[rotund kindle]

[river zealot]

What?

[green schooner]

always the russians

with the cursed pfps

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[final cedar]

it's a silly pun cause you can't see how it looks on an oled in real life just from a screen shot

[river zealot]

Asmon being retarded isnt really the point tho

Like the whole fucking game is about accepting the LGBT people

YOU CANT BE EVIL

YOU CAN'T BE SLIGHTLY EVIL

[green schooner]

games that dont let you be evil is not worth playing

[river zealot]

you cant say fuck you and your stupid pronouns

You will just fucking take it

[final cedar]

it's not all about accepting lgbt but it's corpo slob

[river zealot]

Role playing game my ass

I cant even role play an evil person

[final cedar]

give me a game that treats social issues respectfully and with good faith instead of "how will this affect our profit margin" and I'll play it gladly

dragon age not being edgy is the main issue yeah

sanitized for mass market

[digital quartz]

Dragon Age 2 was already ass idk why people expect the games to be good

[final cedar]

awakening was good

I had a good time at least

[digital quartz]

the expansion for the first game?

[pale ingot]

who up pondering at 3 am

[final cedar]

yes

[river zealot]

Pondering my orb rn

[digital quartz]

well yeah the first game was good

[pale ingot]

nah im just pondering

i woke up at 2 am because i couldnt sleep so im just here now

[final cedar]

just realized I never played the second title

[primal rapids]

I don't ponder orbs, orbs are so last milennium. I ponder my dodecahedron.

[digital quartz]

they successively dumbed them down from Origins to Dragon Age 2 to Inquisition so I know whats in store for Veilguard

[primal rapids]

I look forward to Fallout 5 where the only dialogue options are yes, sarcastic yes, and tell me more.

[final cedar]

don't forget flirt

[digital quartz]

and to haggle for more money or less work

[final cedar]

is there a single option in fallout 4 that makes whoever you talk to kill themselves?

[fading portal]

I like being EVIL in games

[digital quartz]

maybe? in a roundabout way

[fading portal]

I want to RAGE

[final cedar]

still riding the high of conning the master into sudoku

speaking of RAGE - that game was hated on too much I think

[digital quartz]

I wished Iron Tower Studios made another Age of Decadence

[fading portal]

I never cared for it

The game looks boring

Oh

You mean

[river zealot]

Playing bg3 for the first time and i chose the dark urge

[fading portal]

RAGE?

The game

[final cedar]

ye

id soft

[fading portal]

Never played it

[river zealot]

And im going to kill that bitch ass selune cleric

[fading portal]

Looks good though

[final cedar]

guns felt nice

[fading portal]

Good luck lol

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to the_courier_6

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[glad carbon]

[potent hamlet]

Wn ando viendo Ranma 1/2

Oops

Dude i'm watching Ranma 1/2, the remake from Mappa

[digital quartz]

I remember Ranma 1/2 airing on TV when I was a kid

[green schooner]

RONG

THGING

fuck my shitty copy and paste

[digital quartz]

thats a deep nostalgia hit

[fading portal]

Who did it

[green schooner]

fixed

[potent hamlet]

Damn you old

[fading portal]

Cool game

[green schooner]

they took it off steam

[potent hamlet]

Ranma 1/2 aired in the 80/90's

[green schooner]

you cant buy it no more

[digital quartz]

It aired in the 80s/90s in Japan not where I live though

[potent hamlet]

This game was so cool

[potent hamlet]

Oh

[green schooner]

I beat it on FUBAR

[digital quartz]

but I am old too 💀

[green schooner]

[potent hamlet]

It aired in the 90's/2000's in chile tho

[digital quartz]

there is a Mappa remake?

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, it's on Netflix

the US had some really dumb anime decisions tbh

They aired Dragon Ball Z like really really late

[digital quartz]

Oh yeah I remember Dragon Ball airing here too

and one I can't remember the name of right now

[slender rock]

I didn't need to see goatse mario

[potent hamlet]

Sailor Moon?

[slender rock]

fuck sakes

[digital quartz]

that too but I remember that one

Monster Rancher!

[potent hamlet]

Los caballeros del zodiaco?

Saint Seiya?

Oh

Monster Rancher

[digital quartz]

Oh and Saber Rider

[potent hamlet]

Saber Raider (?

[digital quartz]

Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs

[potent hamlet]

It had a really

[ocean shoal]

https://youtu.be/_0mMqYqW4P4?si=CPl-CHgU8tleJXYi

[potent hamlet]

Glam-style intro

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/el-gato-gif-10258107174578209114

[digital quartz]

Yeah I never really watched any of those outside of Dragon Ball though

oh and Yu-gi-oh

[potent hamlet]

I never liked Saber Rider Yu-Gi-Oh or anything like that tbh

My…

[digital quartz]

I think the first Anime I consciously looked up to watch was probably Naruto or Bleach or Souleater or some shit

[potent hamlet]

My mom didn't liked me watching violent stuff

[digital quartz]

I have a ton of siblings and I am the youngest so my rules were very loose 😭

[storm stream]

good mom

[potent hamlet]

I used to watch

Power Rangers

Monster high

And other stuff like that

I never really liked Barbie and stuff, although a lot of girls liked it

[elder fern]

@languid wind do u want that guide in here or in dms still if u car about that

[potent hamlet]

I never knew why

I watched MLP a lot too

And Sonic X

And Slam Dunk

[storm stream]

are you trying to say that what you watched wasn't actualyl violent?

[digital quartz]

yooo hoops anime

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, kinda

[languid wind]

Here or dms is good, appreciate you taking the time man

I’ve never been in this channel haha

[elder fern]

check the dms then

[final cedar]

10/10 squirrel encounter - spoiler if you want to experience it yourself

[storm stream]

what a dumb thing to do

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1302442556398895165/RDT_20241103_0914386302036294011145295.jpg?ex=672821a7&is=6726d027&hm=aa5095fe70974d62419556f2619336e45a0b27a4d5d8cb424716ca388b297772&

[river zealot]

I am in the end of act 2 already

Karlach disapporves btw

[final cedar]

people started to brigade the game for that scene, tried to get animal rights orgs involved and stuff like what?!

[final cedar]

||trash wife||

[river zealot]

See when i say karlach is annoying

People tell me to go fuck myself

When i say karlach si okay

People tell me to go fuck myself

[river zealot]

[final cedar]

they simp for a literal devil what you expect of them

[slender rock]

they're just a bunch of bitches

[slender rock]

hey

[final cedar]

hey

sup?

[river zealot]

Anyway fuck you too

[slender rock]

I'd let her snap my fucking neck because I AM KINDA TIRED OF IT ALL YA KNOW

also that's probably an aries char

[river zealot]

I would be simping for minthara but i killed her

[final cedar]

I tried to simp for wizard dude but my char was a guy so I kinda felt weird watching 2 dudes make out and dropped that idea

I thought they be buddies

best pals

[river zealot]

Ahahahhaha

Same bro

[thin cedar]

https://x.com/nypost/status/1852546265759838550?t=23_Jt6m-00lHV3YnfGRSrQ&s=33

New York Post (@nypost) on X

Peanut the Squirrel, beloved pet and internet sensation, euthanized after being seized by NY state https://t.co/fyLEA3ZeLk

Twitter · Nov 2, 2024, 3:00 AM

[slender rock]

See you fucked it up

[river zealot]

One day im doing magic with my wizard friend

[primal rapids]

I simp for GLORY and ADVENTURE, and also GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE

[river zealot]

And the other day he wants to have gey sex

[digital quartz]

is that like the opposite of the friendzone?

[slender rock]

yes

[river zealot]

Devs dont understand the male friendship

[primal rapids]

Few understand the beauty of the bromance

[final cedar]

my current dwarf character is built around exploiting the giants potion, mountain giants gear and max strength, I can throw any mid size enemy

[digital quartz]

I remember stacking giant upgrades on my fighter and demolishing things

[final cedar]

Giant dwarf is hilarious as well, I can't help but giggle watching him go around town

[river zealot]

@glad carbon gn stinky

Gn brainshart

[final cedar]

sleep tight

[slender rock]

take care lil bro

[final cedar]

what's the max you can reach anyways? something around 35 strength?

[primal rapids]

I don’t want another waifu. I want a brother with bonds forged in battle that will challenge the impossible in jolly cooperation

[digital quartz]

am not sure but in RAW DnD5e its 30

[final cedar]

what's the most busted build you can make?

something that just steamrolls any encounter?

vampire guys rogue skills went kinda hard, he carried my party at multiple occasions

[digital quartz]

my fighter was pretty busted

if you have a buff mage there to give you giant and haste

[primal rapids]

But was it a male human fighter named John Baldursgate?

[digital quartz]

or you got magic items with haste

[final cedar]

wait, there's a giant spell?

[digital quartz]

no a big dumb Orc

[digital quartz]

Enlarge

[final cedar]

oh right

[digital quartz]

I was able to attack 3-4 times a round depending on Haste with like 2-3 enlarge spells stacked

with improved crit

[final cedar]

that one spear you can get which always returns back to you when you throw it is also kinda neat.

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/293595743531302912/1302353095715590304/GbS5hGjXsAQ12lo.gif?ex=6727ce56&is=67267cd6&hm=9b54ed2b331e03a45a1d9ab1a6c03ed4ec040467e4a41b696669267678842c81&

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bRg6z.gif

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/no-sad-frustrated-no-way-yell-gif-17334973

[pale ingot]

they killt little big planet 💔

[digital quartz]

noooooooo

I remember playing the basketball map for hours with my friends

[pale ingot]

im just saying that cause supposedly theyre taking it off the playstation store

[digital quartz]

wait that was in Little Big Planet 2

phew saved

[pale ingot]

this info comes from the one server that i check periodically for memes but just end up seeing weird twitter drama that i dont really care about

so you can be assured its probably real

maybe

[digital quartz]

I will trust your intel

[pale ingot]

i would never lie or send misinformation on the internet

[primal rapids]

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[digital quartz]

Whatever would they even gain from such a frivolous act?

[deep topaz]

anyone here ever had cranberry christmas cake?

my mom made some. seems like sweet cake with just cranberries and sugar

[cursive hound]

Ropemaxx

[sage otter]

impossible

[glad carbon]

[potent hamlet]

my hair straightening ended finally after 2 hours

well, i think it was 4 tbh

the open windows and the cold that were in my house, made me nostalgic of the time i spent 2 weeks in the beach

it was really cold but comfortable, a escape to the hot weather that was in my city

[glad carbon]

[storm stream]

why do girls straighten wavy hair and curl straight hair?

[digital quartz]

for 4 hours no less

[potent hamlet]

i do it to not let it be a lion's mane

[primal rapids]

I just can’t imagine having hair that takes more than a few minutes to air dry. Then again I am an icky boy that knows nothing of hair fashion or what have you.

[digital quartz]

I have thick curls it takes forever

[potent hamlet]

so i straighten it, although my hair is very abundant a has a dark color that is really noticeable with a yellow line of hair

[primal rapids]

My hair is straight until it gets about neck length then starts to curl a lot

[potent hamlet]

nah, mine gets pretty much to the top of my head and it starts wavying by itself

[storm stream]

wdym "yellow line of hair"

[digital quartz]

racing strip

[potent hamlet]

but if i leave it be, for a while, it starts getting really messy and tangled

[potent hamlet]

i dyed it when i was 18

it was a purple bunch of hair

and the dye went out but i liked the yellow

i was thinking about dying a couple more places and put real yellow

my friends say i should dye it, but idk, the yellow stands out better

[storm stream]

natural colours look best

[primal rapids]

Just as long as you don't dye it green. I have yet to see a person who pulls that off well.

[storm stream]

so what happens if you try to comb it?

[digital quartz]

The Joker?

[potent hamlet]

it loses the wavyness and i become a mushroom

[digital quartz]

mine too

also when I use a hair dryer

[high wing]

[digital quartz]

well not like that mushroom

[storm stream]

welp, fortunately I have very short hair (which is slowly decreasing in quantity ) so maintenance is minimal

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/779183968880033814/1146328168643440672/togif.gif

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pet-petting-cat-cute-gif-26529093

[potent hamlet]

get yo bigass ears out the caption GOD DAMNIT

i desciphered it

[high wing]

thanks

[visual stirrup]

coward

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/987624960501628958/1167938878666186812/DADF1657-9054-4859-8422-4EB039045684.gif

[visual stirrup]

embrace your inner lion

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lion-gif-8063199

[visual stirrup]

but, like, not in a furry way

[digital quartz]

true

better to be a lion than straighten your hair for hours

[high wing]

he says when half this server is full of furries

https://fixvx.com/QuirklessStoner/status/1852688023923617914

[visual stirrup]

Women on their way to put on uncomfortable revealing clothes with no pockets and spend hours on their face and hair and then complain about being objectified:

https://tenor.com/view/sully-walk-monsters-inc-gif-16339267

[glad carbon]

holy misogyny

[heavy peak]

I have a perfect meme for that
But I can't post it

[potent hamlet]

its

[potent hamlet]

i am not a lion

i am

what am i?

what spiritual animal can i be?

[glad carbon]

tiger

[visual stirrup]

explain to me the practical benefit of yoga pants

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/W5BmqZQ8iAY71y8/status/1852524873123500501

[digital quartz]

any animal I guess

[glad carbon]

comfy

[high wing]

hee heee

[digital quartz]

wich one comes to mind?

[shell venture]

penis
dick even
cock if you will

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, the tiger would make sense

[potent hamlet]

Quien hambre tiene, en pan piensa

[shell venture]

yadak fih

stupid hag

[dreamy flax]

:flag_es: **Spanish; Castilian** *(español, castellano)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

He who is hungry, thinks of bread

[visual stirrup]

sweat pants have pockets
and they don't make your vulva visible to the whole world

[shell venture]

translate this one

[high wing]

you do it

[shell venture]

why would i
i already know it

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/what-are-you-what-an-idiot-sandwich-gif-16965482

[glad carbon]

ok and?

[potent hamlet]

lmao

good reference

[potent hamlet]

btw, there's women that use thongs under the biker shorts or yoga pants

[pale ingot]

the (spiritually) white one is winning

[high wing]

where are these said women

so i can avoid them

[shell venture]

is this ingame

[high wing]

[heavy peak]

Are they in this room rn?

[glad carbon]

yeah the laugh tracks are ingame

[high wing]

the cringe dialogue is

but not the laugh track

[potent hamlet]

you can't tell which one is which

[high wing]

god i wish

[shell venture]

brooooo

[digital quartz]

sitcom game with a laughtrack

[shell venture]

i knew it was bad

holy

[high wing]

it gets worse youyou

[glad carbon]

no it doesnt lmfao

its just repetitive

[shell venture]

so it gets worse

[potent hamlet]

I know i might be not very ladylike, but using thongs while using bike shorts to me is like not using anything

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKTjzLVAx4E

[shell venture]

implying repetitve isn't worse

[atomic crane]

i mean thats straight up bad enough lol. doesnt need to get worse

i had no idea

[potent hamlet]

my shame wouldn't let me get out of my house

[shell venture]

same

[heavy peak]

Its like no matter dieti face they plaster on
The bit is always the same

Im [add gender here]
Cool, but why
Bisch u won't understand
Yelling commences
The party that didn't want to deal with it in the first place, apologizes and leaves

Any recent media, same thing

[high wing]

btw you can't be mean

not allowed

it does that bs fallout 4 does

where it says one thing but your character says something else

[potent hamlet]

not doing anything?

[shell venture]

im gonna illegally download this game 5000 times
to lose biowere 5 gorillion dollars

[high wing]

asides from that

GORILLION DOLLARS

[heavy peak]

They also punish your character if you misgender someone, by doing 10 pushups

[potent hamlet]

not doing any relevant change?

[storm stream]

do women ride motorcycles to "get off to" the engine vibration?

[shell venture]

all the roads lead to rome

type shit

[storm stream]

wait

[atomic crane]

it's all just virtue signalling nonsense

[storm stream]

bike

[potent hamlet]

idk, if you have a harley davidson maybe

[high wing]

the problem it feels like they focus on a message instaed of telling a good story

[potent hamlet]

bikes dont vibrate that much unless you have a piece of shit or a HD

[high wing]

why are even the previous characters there if they serve no real purpose

[glad carbon]

its literally avoidable

[atomic crane]

yeah, that's the virtue signalling

[glad carbon]

its side content that you dont have to interact with to play the main story

[atomic crane]

avoidable low-effort writing

[potent hamlet]

my brother's KTM Duke 200 doesnt vibrate a lot, plus, the gear and stuff, you pretty much dont feel anything

[storm stream]

oh. I actually didnt know about that

[shell venture]

and ?

should side content be dogshit ?

[atomic crane]

we can criticize the shitty writing regardless, why not tell the same story over time with subtlety

[glad carbon]

its not pushing a message if you can straight up ignore it

[shell venture]

retarded take

i can put nazi side content

and be fine then

[atomic crane]

holy bb-b-b-b-based

[visual stirrup]

bravest motherfucker here really just burst in and asked
"Do you cum while riding motorcycles?"

[high wing]

c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaker

[potent hamlet]

Harley fans are ridiculed because they: ''Massage their prostates in public without getting arrested''

those bikes vibrate, like a damn lot

you can see the engine bounce

[glad carbon]

isnt that just joining duty in stalker

[shell venture]

ok juan 2

[storm stream]

wasn't exactly directed towards Saki

[potent hamlet]

Duty is just Stalker's NCR

[glad carbon]

nah thats military

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-dance-dolg-gif-21048575

[potent hamlet]

I know, but its funny because im awwtistic and casually know a lot about motorcycles

[atomic crane]

2nd comment down goes so hard btw

[high wing]

make duty great again

[glad carbon]

glad they got nuked in stalker 2

[high wing]

"some people make it about themselves" says the character that stopped the conversation to randomly dk pushups and then spend the next ten minutes talking about themselves and why doing pushups is so much better than just saying "oops sorry" lol

that one?

[atomic crane]

ye

[high wing]

ye pretty funny

[shell venture]

[potent hamlet]

electric cars ARE the sin

[shell venture]

date of buying a full bottle of yapping

[potent hamlet]

the hypocritical process also

''Buy electric car to save the planet''
Electric car's battery contaminate like 50 times more than a coal-driven factory or boat

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-electric-car-gif-21193957

[potent hamlet]

The Joker became crazy because he didn't got his electric car

So

Electric Cars get people lose their sanity

[visual stirrup]

between that and the carbon footprint of the electricity sources, it would take five years for an electric car to break even with a gasoline one

[potent hamlet]

dont buy electric car

[idle veldt]

Why

I’ll bite

[high wing]

ill put you down

[potent hamlet]

they're a waste of time, money and development

[idle veldt]

Yeah why though

[visual stirrup]

mining and processing the minerals for the battery causes a crazy amount of pollution
look at me previous post about "five years"

[idle veldt]

Surely we should lower co2 emissions

[visual stirrup]

and the countries that export those minerals also don't have great human rights records

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gear-reliant-robin-jeremy-clarkson-richard-hammond-james-may-gif-25295350

i will roll over

[atomic crane]

co2 emissions... you know, the shit that plants eat

[shell venture]

we should go back to horses

[idle veldt]

Yeah but cars last longer than 5 years right, so it’s net negative

[digital quartz]

Just use your two legs

its that easy

[potent hamlet]

probably

[shell venture]

horses are peak

you get travel and a friend

[atomic crane]

powering the cars would offset the emissions from gas

[digital quartz]

those mfers eat

[idle veldt]

No this is false

[atomic crane]

okay but why

[potent hamlet]

some gasoline cars have lasted even 100 years

[shell venture]

rather feed a real animal than a piece of metal

[visual stirrup]

on top of that, there's also the fact that EV's are very dangerous

it might get better if they get safer and easier to maintain
I know that maintenance on a tesla vehicle is a bitch

[idle veldt]

That’s crazy, then an electric car would offset 95 years of co2 emissions

[digital quartz]

true true but thats a lotta apples to carry around

[shell venture]

wrong channel sir
this is offtopic 2

[visual stirrup]

(mostly because elon is a money grubbing bastard)

[idle veldt]

Yeah I don’t advocate for teslas

[visual stirrup]

Bottom line
EV's aren't going to solve our problems
Invest in public transprotation and trains

[idle veldt]

Why not both

[potent hamlet]

would, but the reality is that the battery will drain or catch on fire before doing that

[digital quartz]

public infrastructure

[idle veldt]

The battery will drain?

[atomic crane]

until this is answered i consider this liberal: owned ✅

[high wing]

i can settle this easy

[potent hamlet]

btw Lithium fires are really fucking horrid

[idle veldt]

The thing you said is just wrong, I don’t know what you want from me

[high wing]

car electric car stinky

https://tenor.com/view/my-job-here-is-done-bye-done-gif-14879937

[potent hamlet]

batteries drain slowly

[visual stirrup]

lose capacity over time
especially during winters or any other cold weather
yet another problem that gas doesn't have

[idle veldt]

Your gas cars have batteries in them…

[atomic crane]

dude large robert is like dicsussinpolitics but on the other side of the spectrum

[pale ingot]

@inland jackal @green schooner why am i up against this

[idle veldt]

Sloppa I really don’t think you graduated high school

[pale ingot]

with this gear

[digital quartz]

and what spectrum might that be

[pale ingot]

what is this bro.

[atomic crane]

heh well...

lets just say

[visual stirrup]

yeah, and they're a tiny fraction of the capacity and still a bit expensive

[high wing]

my bepis

[atomic crane]

the artism spectrem

[idle veldt]

Yeah but they are in CO2 emitting cars

[high wing]

i have awootism

[pale ingot]

they really matching me with the master gear shitters when i have nothing on master gear 😭

[storm stream]

Im certain that the practice of planned obsolescence and the constant worldwide churning out of junk creates much much more pollution and harm to the environment than gasoline cars

[pale ingot]

i love stalcraft!!!! i love stalcraft!!!!!!!!

[atomic crane]

wait... the battery powered cars are emitting CO2? holy shit guys

[high wing]

chat is this real

or false

[atomic crane]

we all know this is real

[idle veldt]

True, but we can work towards stopping both right

[pale ingot]

ive mastered both chilling and being retarded

to a state of performing both simultaneously

[atomic crane]

focusing on the real problem doesnt fit the agenda

[digital quartz]

You have achieved Zen

enlightenment

[storm stream]

not without getting assassinated

[idle veldt]

Oh well in that case why try to fix anything right

[high wing]

youyou ass response

[storm stream]

I mean go ahead

but idk how to do it effectively

[idle veldt]

Well wouldn’t a good start be cutting back on gas powered car production

And maybe making better and cheaper electric?

[atomic crane]

we can say that but i dont think anyone here knows anywhere near enough to make a case for how such things will be paid for, how they will remain profitable for companies to do, how they will avoid the current pitfalls

[idle veldt]

Well I could talk about who knows all that

But it’s political

And you wouldn’t believe it anyway so 🤷‍♂️

[glad carbon]

sloppa, have you heard of nuclear energy

[atomic crane]

yeah we should build more of it

still waiting for that to happen

[pale ingot]

i love nuclear energy

fw it heavy

[idle veldt]

Oh my god he has a good idea!!!

[atomic crane]

you're rabid

[glad carbon]

kokopelli gets lucky sometimes

[idle veldt]

Writing that in the logbook

[glad carbon]

2 neurons connect once in a while

[green schooner]

ermmm

what der sigma...

idk

its usually how it is

[digital quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHPx-nPcMJk

[green schooner]

your to close to end game

so you fight end game peopl

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/ShitpostGate/status/1852904783352393782

[pale ingot]

cmon bro.. im not that close

he literally shredded me in ~2 seconds

[green schooner]

game decides what is close and what isnt

[green schooner]

[pale ingot]

fuck the game