🎪bruh-fart

[fading shuttle]

those companies are so insanely woke, but they make billions

[naive bison]

do good things

be greener

[torpid owl]

a hook sling, a dash, some gnarley platforming thingeys arent really worth sacrificing those details for, ngl

[fading shuttle]

through the military industrial complex

[naive bison]

fake probably tho

[primal rapids]

"Listen, war crimes are unavoidable. Environmental crimes are a tragedy though."

[naive bison]

2021

wasn't that when

twitter was bought?

so blue check means nothing

it was 8$

[shell venture]

the things you listed are cosmetic vs gameplay stuff

[sage otter]

Hyperion type beat

[naive bison]

a guy did a fake tweet saying insulin is free

[shell venture]

yes i would like them back

[naive bison]

and tanked billions off a pharma company

[shell venture]

but i don't mind them going away for better gameplay

[digital quartz]

yeah but never let accuracy of information get between you and a good meme

[fading shuttle]

october 2022

[naive bison]

ok

[primal rapids]

If you were forced to work with a megacorporation in Borderlands, which would it be?

[shell venture]

tediore

not the new tales version

[primal rapids]

I think I would choose S&S because as far as I'm aware they weren't committing war crimes and their biggest actual crime was being replaced by Bandit guns in BL2.

[naive bison]

it's fake

sad

[eager igloo]

KILL CORP

[naive bison]

i would love if raytheon said that

[digital quartz]

doesn't everyone in the BL universe shit on Tediore constantly?

[sage otter]

DAHL/Maliwan

[shell venture]

doesn't matter

[naive bison]

good, worst manufacturer across all games

actually maybe decent in bl1

[shell venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrjG1iwaelU

[naive bison]

maliwan
has coolest tech

[primal rapids]

Yes, Tediore constantly gets shit on for their guns having poor quality and materials.

[naive bison]

hyperion is also cool

[shell venture]

maliwan cucks getting mauled by bl3 vault hunters

[naive bison]

if you're on the side of hyperion ofc

[torpid owl]

better gameplay is subjective... for it is not doom gameplay, it is ultrakill gameplay. doesnt mean its not good, its just not core doom, where you are presented with options to use whatever weapon you want to finish a fight, not ordered to cycle through your weapons like a clown to finish a fight. that is my hottake

[primal rapids]

I got an Incendiary Equalizer in BL1 and that shit carried my ass through half the game.

[naive bison]

any corp does

atlas

hyperion

dahl

maliwan

torgue

[solar obsidian]

p!implode 349204709204033557

[naive bison]

like

[stone blade]

bro really

[shell venture]

doom came out before ultrakill .....

[naive bison]

it's not the statement you think it is

[stone blade]

oh nvm

[fading shuttle]

oh no, elden wring

[digital quartz]

Atlas the homies in BL3 though

[shell venture]

tediore isn't

get fucked

[primal rapids]

Pangolin didn't get ruined by Vault Hunters but they're a shield manufacturer doing their own thing

[naive bison]

do they even have a standing army?

[shell venture]

idc

[naive bison]

it's probably made of mall cops

[naive bison]

and the literal villains of bl1

[shell venture]

why the fuck would i be an soldier for a corpo then

[naive bison]

you fight through hordes of them in the last third of the game

[shell venture]

just be a vault hunter

[primal rapids]

Also S&S didn't get rekt by vault hunters and just kinda disappeared between Borderlands 1 and 2.

Probably got bought out by Hyperion or something.

[digital quartz]

Isnt that some left behind remnant of Atlas mercenaries?

[stone blade]

damn

@primal rapids shit looks nice

[naive bison]

no lore of sns that i know of

[digital quartz]

anyways, Atlas is goated because they make the Multitap

[shell venture]

tediore didn't do nofin wrong
everyone shits on it so 0 conflict chance

[eager igloo]

I saw a raven today

[naive bison]

no

[primal rapids]

In fact I wouldn't be remotely surprised if S&S got bought out by Hyperion purely because Handsome Jack had a hardon for the color yellow and wanted a monopoly on it after he steered Hyperion away from crimson.

[sage otter]

Feed it and grow your army

[shell venture]

atlas got fucked in bl1

[naive bison]

i think you are thinking of crimson raiders

from bl2

[torpid owl]

true, no? look back in early doom days and you can stick with a shotgun and finish the entire game on any difficulty no problem... cant say the same about eternal's loop

[naive bison]

which are remnants of crimson lancemen

[eager igloo]

It just flew over

[shell venture]

rhys brought it back in bl3

[naive bison]

jarate is 1 projectile

[sage otter]

Too slow, feed it next time

[shell venture]

no i mean eternal came out before ultrakill

[naive bison]

silly character

[shell venture]

also at that point why make a new doom

[eager igloo]

Car

[shell venture]

since 2016 does that

[shell venture]

gotta change it up at some point

[primal rapids]

Also, Torgue is an awesome megacorp in Borderlands, solely because of Mr. Torgue High-Five Flexington (his actual full name, yes, Mr. is part of his first name) and Grandma Flexington.

[shell venture]

mr torgue sold the company tho

for 5$ and a high five

[stone blade]

WE LOST

[naive bison]

a dogshit corp to work for though

[sage otter]

Are they wrong tho

[civic panther]

transformers 1 ending

[torpid owl]

i know, march and september difference... and yeah, 2016 is the last true doom game with the proper doom gameplay loop. just wished eternal wasnt branded as doom, though

[eager igloo]

[shell venture]

it still is doom

you kill demon

[naive bison]

doom is when you use shotgun to clear whole game

this fuckin guy

[civic panther]

the fuck are you on about
its still doom, you are mr doom, you kill big demon, its doom

[naive bison]

John Doom

[torpid owl]

i say that you can, doesnt mean you should

[naive bison]

killer of demon

[shell venture]

if doom 3 deserves it then eternal does too lmao

[torpid owl]

in eternal, you cannot

[naive bison]

yes you can

[primal rapids]

This reminds me, I once wrote like 5k words of a shitty Borderlands fanfiction. It was about an abandoned robot owned by Dahl's HR department that handled worker strikes and (lethal) firings.

[naive bison]

you should be shot outside in the street

[civic panther]

yeah, because it was a problem with 2016 where you ignored most of the weapons to only use 2
doom eternal fixed that where all of the weapons have a use case, and they mesh/blend well together once you get the hang of it

[sage otter]

Sock

[shell venture]

i mean saying eternal doesn't deserve the doom name just because you can't bruteforce with a shotgun ( you can ) is pretty stupid

[torpid owl]

no... no, somehow i doubt that. game clamps your ammo supply of shells to 16 and upgrades give you 2 per upgrade, yes?

[naive bison]

no doom gameplay is when no variety in weapon use

[civic panther]

"omg, its not a doom game, you can't spam the same weapon and get bored of the game because you have one solution to everything"
like what?

[naive bison]

doom is when weapon progression is shotgun > super shotgun > bfg

[shell venture]

saw

[primal rapids]

That sounds like a lot of work, can they come into my house and shoot me here instead?

[torpid owl]

and thats the thing

[naive bison]

you'll come outside eventually

[torpid owl]

you are forced to use the saw. the saw isnt an option, it is an order

[shell venture]

i mean why include new things then

[torpid owl]

else you run out of bullets

[shell venture]

just make doom 2020

[torpid owl]

[naive bison]

so is killing demons

[lusty sonnet]

leaking myshinka's pics?

[torpid owl]

pacifist doom runs are a thing, believe it or not

[naive bison]

the only change: the super shotgun gets one more barrel

[civic panther]

i refuse to believe you aren't baiting

[tranquil basalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/314489273153749013/1060317368074633286/ezgif-3-1d823a478f.gif

reminded me of this

[shell venture]

this whole discussion

[shell venture]

[prime zenith]

you control the buttons you press

LMFAOOO

[naive bison]

to please him they should make the next doom title just be doom 2

[shell venture]

most based tweet of all time

[naive bison]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

[torpid owl]

hell, i think you can through most levels in doom 1, 2, plutonia, and tnt without firing a single shot

[naive bison]

🎦

[prime zenith]

he is based you know

[civic panther]

[primal rapids]

“It can be any color you want, as long as it’s black.”

[torpid owl]

which is what i heard doom: the dark ages is

and if it is

i will be a happy man

[naive bison]

i hope you are as wrong as can be

[shell venture]

same argument can be made for that one too

[naive bison]

just to make you angry

[shell venture]

it's not on mars why call it doom

[civic panther]

how the fuck are you bringing up cheese strats to skip levels as proof that doom eternal not being "doom"

[naive bison]

every single enemy has a weakness to a specific gun

so you have to swap them

[stone blade]

big boy

[torpid owl]

cheese strats?

[naive bison]

doom is when you do not kill demons

[shell venture]

doom 3

[civic panther]

SKIPPING A LEVEL
YEAH
CHEESE STRAT

acting as if it isn't

[torpid owl]

i dont think you can cheese plutonia, fam

you use infighting to kill bosses

[naive bison]

pacifist isn't skipping levels

you are misunderstanding

[torpid owl]

im probably wrong for calling it pacifist

it still is killing

[shell venture]

doom eternal is the best doom game
you can play doom 3 theme in your base

[torpid owl]

just not by your own hands

[civic panther]

im not gonna engage in this anymore, its stupid

[naive bison]

but you're just wrong though

pacifist is not skipping levels

like what?

it's not cheese strats either, really

[torpid owl]

brother never used infighting to his advantage...

[civic panther]

"bro, doom eternal isn't doom, it doesn't have the signature "im using gzdoom therefor i can just skip this section via jumping" strats that og doom does"

[shell venture]

what the fuck does this mean

[naive bison]

the "cheese strats" are so infinitely harder to beat the game with than straight up gameplay

[sage otter]

What is this even a tierlist of

[stone blade]

I've been doing nothing but gather herbs

for the past 10 mins

[tranquil basalt]

no clue

fps games

[stone blade]

Lit game

[naive bison]

typical bulgarian hunter-gatherer

[civic panther]

iv played more gzdoom and og doom then i have eternal
and infighting is such a specific fucking use case, and its boring

[shell venture]

fps game
the joke is anything that isn't ultrakill fast paced is bad
it's the new wave of braindamage

[naive bison]

boomer shooters

[torpid owl]

well thats a lie

[civic panther]

omg, PLEASE stop talking

[sage otter]

Oh alright makes sense then

[fluid heron]

Solid 30 minutes of playing bo6 and I no longer want to play games today

[shell venture]

ultrakill and eternal are really fucking good
but it made retards think that every game that isn't 500mp/h is bad and slop

[sage otter]

Buying BO6

[torpid owl]

from what youve said about pacifist runs in doom 1, 2, plutonia, and tnt... yeah, you are bullshitting if you said you played more doom og than newer doom

[civic panther]

every fucking word you say makes my balls tense with cancerous rage

[torpid owl]

get mad and skill issued

[primal rapids]

Imagine playing CoD

[fluid heron]

Gamepass you yakubian ape

[potent hamlet]

I went out lol

[naive bison]

crysis 1 lower than crysis 2
also crysis 1 at unplayable
= death penalty

[shell venture]

i am a yakubian ape it's

[naive bison]

I LOVE YAKUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shell venture]

crysis 1 is mid

[torpid owl]

finally, you get what im saying

[naive bison]

I WILL MAJOR IN TRICKNOLOGY

[torpid owl]

[naive bison]

FUCK YOU BUDDY

[naive bison]

YOURE WRONG

[potent hamlet]

I touched grass

[naive bison]

best game of 2007-2008

wherever it was

[placid sail]

that's water

[shell venture]

yes i do
but on the other side of the spectrum it made people hate fast paced games

[civic panther]

"nah, you are wrong because you are wrong":
i use gzdoom, i did a LOT of modded gzdoom a while back
just shove words into my mouth like you shovel dick in yours man, sure

[primal rapids]

Can anyone even remember anything about Crysis 3?

[sage otter]

Still went through the installation process and you didn't stop it

[placid sail]

it was the third one

[fluid heron]

It's been installed since the shit came out

[shell venture]

crysis 1 is the most overrated 6.5/10 game

[naive bison]

just wrong but ok

[shell venture]

im not

[sage otter]

(Thank you for acknowledging my yakubian ancestry tho)

[naive bison]

you fellas play crysis 1 wrong

[shell venture]

it really is

[naive bison]

i literally uninstalled it cause it doesn't have quicksaves

[primal rapids]

Literally the only reason I have a passing awareness of Crysis is because of ye olde ancient memes of "can it run Crysis?"

[naive bison]

you play crysis 1 by having a quicksave in a spot

[shell venture]

muh can it run this unoptimized piece of shit game meme

so funny

[fluid heron]

Yakub has disowned you and your entire bloodline

[naive bison]

and then clearing the compound in 40 diff ways

[torpid owl]

fucking hell... why the fuck are you talking about gzdoom... when it comes to original doom? when you know that gzdoom does not replicate all the intricacy of the original doom?
tourist behavior

go educate yourself with some decino

[naive bison]

grab a korean

[torpid owl]

for your own good, champ

[naive bison]

throw him into a building

reload

[eager igloo]

Real

[naive bison]

grab a trash can

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-kiryu-yakuza-yakuza-kiwami-2-24h-cinderella-gif-6980562704990738112

[naive bison]

throw it at korean

watch physics

reload

[potent hamlet]

But there's gass

Grass

[shell venture]

muh physics

play hl2

[torpid owl]

crysis 1 is at least better than 3

[naive bison]

worse

[shell venture]

lmao

it was 3 years earlier btw

[naive bison]

they all went downhill since 1

[potent hamlet]

Pretty chill place ngl

[shell venture]

from mid to bad

[civic panther]

yeah sure, tell yourself you enjoy steams default DOS doom, and you don't at least use a port like chocolate doom

[shell venture]

oh the downfall

[fluid heron]

playing with my balls and shit physics engine too good

[sage otter]

Cool fishing spot

[potent hamlet]

Actually there's no fish I think

[sage otter]

You don't know

[potent hamlet]

There's one dude fishing

[civic panther]

sure do love using my arrow keys to move my fucking camera, its like playing with a controller stuck on the lowest sensitivity, such FUN

[naive bison]

people who say crysis 1 is mid have never punched a car so hard with maximum strength on it goes into the mountains and explodes

[placid sail]

your dedication to camo clothes is honestly impressive

[sage otter]

So there's fish

[naive bison]

side effect of the tism

[potent hamlet]

It mixes up pretty much

[shell venture]

people who say crysis 1 is peak never played a good game

[naive bison]

find 1 thing and be insanely obsessed with it

[naive bison]

we have and it's called crysis 1

[torpid owl]

tourists... i love them

[storm stream]

whatchu doin?

[civic panther]

"everything old is good"

[potent hamlet]

My ex was asking me to have hyperfocus on him

[civic panther]

gaslight girlboss gatekeep, i would respect it if you weren't so obvious

[shell venture]

[sage otter]

1 single strechy cell

[eager igloo]

Got me a camo pants too

[naive bison]

relationship trauma dumping again

we do not care

[storm stream]

Crysis 1 was epic

[potent hamlet]

Me? Hah You know, just hanging around

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1152010967308316722.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=pulok

[eager igloo]

Comfortable

Kys xal

[naive bison]

my existance brings you pain
so this will never happen

to spite you

[sage otter]

It's all cool until you pick the wrong climate kit

[storm stream]

why the hostility, Mysh?

[torpid owl]

(let them enjoy the jank)

[stone blade]

apparently swiming kills you

[naive bison]

this creature only exists because of this

[torpid owl]

rule 1, ivan

[potent hamlet]

And now, time to go home again

[torpid owl]

john elden ring

cannot swim

[naive bison]

i have a joke

[torpid owl]

[eager igloo]

That's how I stim

Hate fuels me

[naive bison]

@shell venture you did like 4 emotes in a row

are you okay

[shell venture]

[torpid owl]

[naive bison]

good

you deserve it

scum

good night guys

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-its-mid-true-morgan-freeman-gif-8763446312529432376

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-cat-peace-fight-argue-gif-14747563778865590842

[placid sail]

angry resbian lat

[torpid owl]

thicc dreams, love u

no homo

[naive bison]

don't talk to me

[torpid owl]

[fading shuttle]

lat

[sage otter]

Ivan is so lost and i'm here for it

https://tenor.com/view/zoomies-gif-17091267398495912253

[torpid owl]

gets them everytime

[naive bison]

throwback to that soviet surgeon who cut off his own appendix in siberia

[eager igloo]

Now you think like me

I hope it hurst you

[naive bison]

shut the fuck up

[eager igloo]

[naive bison]

hurst

[storm stream]

source: people who can't swim

[sage otter]

Wasn't it antarctica

[potent hamlet]

Out in the sabana

[naive bison]

bro

cold place

[eager igloo]

Yes

[naive bison]

with no people close

[shell venture]

cow pov

[torpid owl]

just be a john soulsborne

[eager igloo]

Does it annoy you

[naive bison]

was the location really the important bit

[eager igloo]

LIBTARD

[sage otter]

Half the globe margin of error

[solar obsidian]

yikes, @naive bison changed gender

[naive bison]

how many degrees and population density points

[eager igloo]

COWARF

[naive bison]

retard

[fading shuttle]

cowarf

[solar obsidian]

warf

[torpid owl]

delight

[eager igloo]

Sush

[neon plume]

touched the gender bender scp

[fading shuttle]

sush

[storm stream]

love the nature pics

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009355854753050665/1039171642590507029/image0-8-2-2.gif

[potent hamlet]

Most houses in chile look very similar

[eager igloo]

[shell venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/314787252389543937/1179497722252902400/attachment.gif

[eager igloo]

Can't write

[naive bison]

now i want sushi

[torpid owl]

racial slur

[primal rapids]

https://x.com/yulenbilbao/status/1852647154147356798?s=46&t=M494g6HdeYeU8536ssyrCA

Old Warships (@yulenbilbao) on X

USS Cicinnati

Twitter · Nov 2, 2024, 9:41 AM

[fading shuttle]

yes you cant

[shell venture]

viktor top
douse yourself in gasoline please

[inland jackal]

briar and i switched roles @naive bison dont be angy

[glad ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1034508280229277848/1173586115240931358/RDT_20231113_0528115219841780879045088.gif?ex=65647e3e&is=6552093e&hm=55edc6c104c355679379537202f0d87c955f60bcd75e53f2952a6a169417a7f9&

[neon plume]

https://tenor.com/view/zajebisty-chomik-chomik-box-dance-music-headset-gif-16626174

[eager igloo]

get fucked

[sage otter]

Not the same

[inland jackal]

we switched roles @shell venture

dont be a regard

[naive bison]

i'll just get sushi tomorrow

[shell venture]

ok fine

[torpid owl]

viktor player

[fading shuttle]

sushi is weak western rich man food, WE EAT DIRT IN THIS HOUSE

[naive bison]

please consume cyanide

[torpid owl]

kill yourself, now

[inland jackal]

whatever i play
response:

[naive bison]

viktor picker
you deserve gruesome death

preferrably stamped on by large cattle

[shell venture]

play something better retard

[eager igloo]

Don't like sushi too much

[sage otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1070090692828860516/D2AD68AF-6F2F-40F1-B2D1-CB28C34CC533.gif

[inland jackal]

like what

[shell venture]

gp

[inland jackal]

aphelios?

[naive bison]

fuck off

dont play ranged top

you degens

kys

[shell venture]

kys yone defender

[torpid owl]

couldve chose something respectable... like lulu

[shell venture]

gp isn't ranged

dumbass

[naive bison]

you're a sex offender

[potent hamlet]

Oh a swamp

[naive bison]

🖕

[inland jackal]

i think i have an idea what you guys might like

[shell venture]

i will offend your sex

[sage otter]

Jump in

[naive bison]

YEAH HE ONLY HAS BARRELS AND Q AND ULT

[torpid owl]

ew... yone player

[naive bison]

KYS

HE AUTO ATTACKS A LOT DOESNT HE

FUCK OFF

[shell venture]

@naive bison plays yone and defends him

yes he does

read passive

dumbass

[naive bison]

yone is objectively the worst champion by winrate in the game right now

in his intended roles

all statistics point to this

[shell venture]

he plays yone and still sucks ass

[naive bison]

i dont know what to tell you

[shell venture]

this guy

[naive bison]

they nerfed him

[sage otter]

Arguing about league of legends

[naive bison]

his items

and his best keystone

[torpid owl]

...literally the safest fucking champ out there

[shell venture]

muh winrate

ok meta slave

[eager igloo]

Stay mad

[naive bison]

zero mobility outside of R without wave

[shell venture]

his fucking E lmao

what a retarded take

holy fuck

[naive bison]

oh yeah that's a lot of mobility when you are running away

[inland jackal]

time to play

[naive bison]

retard

[inland jackal]

shen

[shell venture]

bro can clear half the map

[torpid owl]

get out of here, you can warp back half the map to your dog ass

[shell venture]

found the bronze 4 yone main

[naive bison]

who gives a fuck

[broken topaz]

gave up on sekiro already?

[torpid owl]

depends on what type of shen

[broken topaz]

back to Elden Ring?

[torpid owl]

fighter shen is based

[shell venture]

river shen

[torpid owl]

[naive bison]

fuck shen

[inland jackal]

fighter

[naive bison]

i don't remember a patch he wasn't 54%+ winrate

legit

[eager igloo]

He got his ass handed to him by a woman

[shell venture]

no suprise here
the retard has a retarded opinion

[sage otter]

Bro that's not a swamp that's a pond

[naive bison]

i play shen, you inbred freak

[broken topaz]

based

[torpid owl]

lady butterfly or emma?

[fading shuttle]

an extremely old woman

[naive bison]

he has insane damage for a tank

[fading shuttle]

butterfly ofcourse, he couldnt reach emma if he tried

[naive bison]

actually, when i think about it

all tanks do

[torpid owl]

how the hell do you lose against lady butterfly

shes piss easy to bully

[inland jackal]

i might go assassin shen

[shell venture]

did they bring back klepto ?

[naive bison]

no

[shell venture]

retarded ass game

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-und-panzer-tank-tanks-drive-drive-tank-gif-649335263553127841

[potent hamlet]

Pretty much the sake thing

[naive bison]

klepto is first strike now

[fading shuttle]

no. game is still bad

[shell venture]

ezreal ruined it

[fading shuttle]

first strike sucks, give back klepto

[naive bison]

ezr

gp

[shell venture]

retard champ

gp wasn't the main reason

[naive bison]

first strike is too overnerfed

[broken topaz]

I think that happened to me too tbf

[shell venture]

it was ezreal 100%

[torpid owl]

not gonna harvest?

oh wait

[inland jackal]

nah

[torpid owl]

shen

[naive bison]

btw when i think about it

is harvest just worse than electrocute

[fading shuttle]

klepto was the first and only genuinely Fun rune

[shell venture]

harvest kills me more

[naive bison]

on any champ that's not like brand or sth

[shell venture]

i can not ignore the the icon of harvest

[naive bison]

i loved the reworked lethal tempo

it was so retarded broken

[fading shuttle]

klepto was just fun, i wish they like, kept it for casual games atleast

[torpid owl]

i use electrocute only on people like ahri, zed, and evelyn tbh

[naive bison]

90% attack speed + range buff level 1

[fading shuttle]

like a rune that was only usable in casual

[shell venture]

or just aram

[naive bison]

yasuo / yone having max attack speed

[fading shuttle]

i loved klepto

[naive bison]

for Q

[potent hamlet]

Going back from where I came from

[shell venture]

same brother same

[torpid owl]

anyone that can stack skills quickly, electrocute seems like a no brainer

[eager igloo]

Swamp

[naive bison]

dayz city

[potent hamlet]

Don't think I can go down from here

[torpid owl]

evelynn with electrocute i remember can zap your health bar in a second

[broken topaz]

Bro is friendly in cherno

[shell venture]

evelynn is such a retarded champ lmao

[inland jackal]

taunting sett

[naive bison]

that's what evelynn does

like always

[torpid owl]

die without knowing how and why

[shell venture]

bringback 5 sunfire eve

[naive bison]

that's a "dont engage without W" lane

[potent hamlet]

Rocks

[potent hamlet]

I am lol

[torpid owl]

good luck

[inland jackal]

i literally forgor shens abilities

[torpid owl]

[placid sail]

that's a nice picture

[inland jackal]

hold on

[shell venture]

taunt and R

[shell venture]

rest don't matter

[inland jackal]

forgor

literally me

carl bot is down

!lemon

[torpid owl]

dash taunt, block basic and aoe, call sword, and regular ol ult

[shell venture]

!read

!cook

[torpid owl]

shen's kit rather basic

[inland jackal]

!cock

[shell venture]

[inland jackal]

[torpid owl]

!penis

[shell venture]

p!lemon

[foggy mantle]

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[stone blade]

Horse guy

[neon plume]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-swag-cool-chicken-swag-chicken-gif-1204819703667642205

[shell venture]

based prime never goes down

[shell venture]

[torpid owl]

[potent hamlet]

This'll be hard

[torpid owl]

you think he know?

[stone blade]

Question

if i roll

[potent hamlet]

Dinosaur

[stone blade]

do I get invis frames?

[torpid owl]

yes

[fading shuttle]

yes

[shell venture]

yes

[torpid owl]

i mean no

[shell venture]

when you roll

[primal rapids]

If you mean invincibility frames, yes.

[sage otter]

invisibility frames

[potent hamlet]

And back to civilization

[torpid owl]

what a shame they removed iframes on backsteps

[stone blade]

I think I'm not meant to defeat this enemy this early on

Slightly hunch

[torpid owl]

not with that attitude

[shell venture]

you can

[primal rapids]

Rolls at all weight thresholds have roughly the same i-frames, but their stamina cost and recovery speed is obviously slower at each threshold.

[shell venture]

pussy

[torpid owl]

i just wish iframes on backstep returned

well, it kinda did

but only on a wack dlc talisman, i believe

[primal rapids]

You can fight and beat the tree sentinel right then but there's no much point unless you want a decent strength/faith weapon ASAP

[fading shuttle]

dont be a pussy, bash your face at that brick wall until you win

[torpid owl]

i recommend jumping attacks

[shell venture]

can't even use it lol

[fading shuttle]

jumping attacks were the worst thing ever created

i hate elden ring

[shell venture]

stupidly op

[torpid owl]

literally

its all you ever use

[shell venture]

also
"you control the buttons you press"

[torpid owl]

[fading shuttle]

its the worst of the souls series

[primal rapids]

Use magic attacks on the tree sentinel. You will surely not regret using magic attacks on the tree sentinel.

[shell venture]

just don't use them

[shell venture]

ds3

[fading shuttle]

no?

[stone blade]

I'm guessing my little shield won't block his giant halbard or whatever he has

[shell venture]

yes

[fading shuttle]

ds3 is one of the best

what are you on

[shell venture]

ds1 > er > ds2 > ds3

[fading shuttle]

insane take

[shell venture]

objective take

[fading shuttle]

you are chinese

[torpid owl]

personally... because of the modding scene

[shell venture]

you are bulgarian

[torpid owl]

er > ds3 > ds2 > ds1

[primal rapids]

You are a bird.

[torpid owl]

not much can be done about 1

well aside from cursed ds1

which added halo guns

and a suplex

[shell venture]

roguelite mod is peak tho

for ds1

[fading shuttle]

insane, ds3 > ds2 > ds1 > elden ring

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1297185838001553469/accusation.mp4?ex=672776f4&is=67262574&hm=b1df2548b87e3cb2b6fea63dfff983979ed8b532073e7d51f5cf9ca73d9d98a4&

[shell venture]

shit take

not even insane

[torpid owl]

in terms of modding

[fading shuttle]

i love dark souls 2 but i know its not the best

[torpid owl]

i didnt like cinders

shit was terrible

[shell venture]

ds3 is so bland

the lore is terrible

[potent hamlet]

I loved going out for a while

[torpid owl]

also, love how we circled from souls to doom to crysis and back to souls again

[primal rapids]

Just going to weigh in but Adaptability was an absolute horseshit stat in DS2

[shell venture]

ds3 is just soy point ds1

[torpid owl]

it was

did give iframes to backsteps though

and backstepping into greatsword parry was quite satisfying

[shell venture]

other than adaptability ds2 was peak

[fading shuttle]

hey i know it sucks but i love dark souls 2, its my favorite game

[neon plume]

Completed the Touch Grass mission objective

[shell venture]

and soul memory if you care about pvp

[primal rapids]

Just like Vitality was horseshit in DS3 because they decided to separate equip load and stamina for some godawful reason.

[shell venture]

ds2 has better lore
better drip
better mechanics than ds3

better areas even

[primal rapids]

Like, say what you want about Elden Ring, but all the stats had a purpose and you could easily beat the game by only investing in one stat and vigor.

[torpid owl]

i believe... in terms of riposte, ds2 beat ds1, 3, and ER combined with how satisfying it was.
the greatsword being able to parry, and the variety of animations for the weapons

[fading shuttle]

not really, i like dark souls 2 but ds3 is a better game

[primal rapids]

Hell, Arcane only can be disgustingly strong with occult and bleed infusions

[shell venture]

i didn't like parrying in ds2 tbh

[torpid owl]

but the animations

[shell venture]

ds2 has the best mage / faith builds

hex was so peak

[torpid owl]

running a zweihander up someones crotch is satisfying

[stone blade]

Peak

[primal rapids]

DS2
Faith builds
BOY I SURE LOVE ONLY HAVING LIKE FIVE CASTS OF LIGHTNING SPEAR

[shell venture]

they hard nerferd faith

and left mage go wild

rigged game

thank god elden ring handles pvp changes seprately

[torpid owl]

still a damn shame we cant experience demons soul remake on PC, those animations were even better than ds2

[shell venture]

gotta wait for 10 years to emulate

you can do bloodborne now

[torpid owl]

right, yeah... forgot about that

the ps4 emulator for bloodborne is developing at surprising speed

[primal rapids]

Calling it now, FromSoft are being forced to hold off on Bloodborne remasters/ports because Sony wants it to be PS6 excluisve

[shell venture]

i mean tbh
bloodborne port is gonna be bloodborne on an emulator that runs like shit

and is sold for full price

[torpid owl]

the only thing missing is particle effects like blood and sparks i believe?

[shell venture]

i don't recall

[stone blade]

eeeh , what?

[shell venture]

but you can finish it

[stone blade]

the notredame hunchback?

[torpid owl]

follow da beam

[sage otter]

Friendly looking

[atomic crane]

gamer back

[shell venture]

it's a "go that way" statue

[sage otter]

XQC statue

[stone blade]

oh shit yeah

[fading shuttle]

you know what, i have the definitive souls like tier list

sekiro > every other fromsoft game

[shell venture]

[torpid owl]

4AM, i really should go to sleep. thanks for chat, brainfarth

[shell venture]

[atomic crane]

is the thing inside u on it

[torpid owl]

[fading shuttle]

sekiro is a BANGER

[atomic crane]

soulless bastard

[shell venture]

as long as we agree that bloodborne fans are retarded i take the W

[fading shuttle]

they shouldve moved further into sekiros direction

[torpid owl]

remember what miyazaki took from us

we were supposed to have sekiro 2 or a dlc

[fading shuttle]

instead of creating dark souls 3-

[torpid owl]

but the idea got scrapped

[atomic crane]

ooof.. souls game soyjaks did NOT appreciate that one!!!!

[torpid owl]

for elden ring

[fading shuttle]

MALENIA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TOMOE

[torpid owl]

she was

[shell venture]

sekiro was robbed tbh

[pale ingot]

i should replay cyberpunk2077

[fading shuttle]

and she GOT WASTED, placed into a game where SHE DIDNT FIT

[atomic crane]

KONO DIO DA

[shell venture]

malenia is so ass in elden ring

and so overhyped

[primal rapids]

You're right, she got put into Armored Core 6 as IBIS

[fading shuttle]

elden ring is just dark souls 3 but worse

[atomic crane]

gudbai jojo

[shell venture]

false

it's dark souls 2 2

[fading shuttle]

that implies its fun

[shell venture]

cause it is

you placed ds3 as the best

[fading shuttle]

[shell venture]

your opinion is disregarded

[stone blade]

ok

into stormfoot catacombs we go

I think thats the way idk

[shell venture]

sexplore more

[fading shuttle]

go east into caelid

[primal rapids]

Caelid is a wonderful, beautiful place.

[shell venture]

it's easier than limgrave early on

[primal rapids]

This land is peaceful, its inhabitants kind

[sage otter]

Don't backseat him let him explore and suffer at his own rythm

[fading shuttle]

go east into caelid

[atomic crane]

go east into caelid

take the teleport into crystal cave

[shell venture]

hey @stone blade
you should go east into caelid

[eager igloo]

LEAVE THIS PLACE

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-kidnapped-who-killed-sara-season2-getting-a-bag-over-my-head-kidnapped-gif-21614958

SHUT UP

[shell venture]

ok momm.. furry

[eager igloo]

When the world rots, we set it alight, for the sake of the next one
That's one thing we do better than those fools outside

Fuck me I love fromsoft

[torpid owl]

one last thing before bedtime fr fr:

[sage otter]

No politics

[torpid owl]

would smash priscilla

[shell venture]

who wouldn't

https://tenor.com/view/frenzied-flame-lord-of-frenzied-flame-frenzied-flame-ending-lord-of-frenzied-flame-ending-elden-ring-lord-of-frenzied-flame-gif-27647261

[primal rapids]

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

[shell venture]

frenzy is the only good ending

[fading shuttle]

in an alternate universe they were called sromfoft and miyazaki had a hand fetish

[primal rapids]

Mother, wouldst thou truly lordship sanction, in one so bereft of light?

[torpid owl]

too bad i always kill the fuck because i dont like him. ill become the lord of frenzy on my own accord

[sage otter]

That implies that foot fetish is the normal thing in this universe

We need a bigger exterminatus

[shell venture]

if you go with ranni kys

[stone blade]

I killed them

yey

[eager igloo]

Also I love the painter as I would my own daugher I won't have

[fading shuttle]

duskborn ftw, let the gods know death

[primal rapids]

How the fuck can you say Miyazaki doesn't also have a hand fetish? Have you seen the Two and Three Fingers? Have you seen the fingercreepers? Have you seen Metyr?

[stone blade]

took me

3 tries

blocking don't work , had to dodge

[shell venture]

he has a limb fetish

[stone blade]

killed one with arrow and dodged the next

[shell venture]

miyazaki female design:
blind bitch with bare feet

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-cinema-suinema-absolute-suinema-hoshimachi-suisei-gif-2071363147000055421

[sage otter]

He probably scanned the whole cast's feet "just in case we might need them, it's fine if we don't end up using the scans in the game"

[fading shuttle]

bro couldnt stop himself, they made malenia have armored legs with fucking toe articulation

[sage otter]

ffs

[primal rapids]

I do the Dung Eater questline. ||Not to get his ending, but to force feed him Seluvis’ potion so I can have a meatshield summon.||

[fading shuttle]

shut up

[shell venture]

caca consumer

[fading shuttle]

the dastardly doo doo devourer

[primal rapids]

I also do the Volcano Manor questline. ||Not to gain access to the great rune, but to kill my fellow Tarnished for their drip, something far more important.||

[stone blade]

died by fire

[shell venture]

my fav armor is ds2 prisoner set

[stone blade]

beware of fire

[sage otter]

Fire's hot Ivan

beware

[stone blade]

yes

[sage otter]

You died by both fire and water, you're making progress

Have you tried falling from a elevated place yet ?

[primal rapids]

I’m also disappointed we couldn’t get the chaos lord fireball as a helmet, even after the DLC. Yes, there are mods, but that’s not the same.

[eager igloo]

Why would spyro work in subway

[primal rapids]

He doesn't know

[pastel quartz]

You just fucking suck L

[fading shuttle]

no

[pastel quartz]

Yes

[shell venture]

yes

[primal rapids]

Post your PCR rune level 1 run

[fading shuttle]

anyway favorite armor set in dark souls 2, i really like the gravewarden set for some reason

[eager igloo]

Its madam for you
Also ping me coward

[primal rapids]

She doesn't know

But seriously, if you don't know why Spyro is at Subway, you're better off not knowing.

[inland jackal]

lesbians are always masculine

[primal rapids]

ur dad lesbian

[sage otter]

W be like

SCREAM IF YOU LOVE LESBIAAA

[shell venture]

elaborate

[primal rapids]

No.

[shell venture]

i've seen worse

[sage otter]

No

[shell venture]

i said elaborate

[sage otter]

Do some research

[primal rapids]

I won't.

[eager igloo]

[neon plume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqautnVTAIk

[shell venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880009408489332766/892447848539521034/image0.gif

[inland jackal]

5 honors

[eager igloo]

How else would I pull your mom

[primal rapids]

Listen, if you want to research and see things you can't unsee, that's your prerogative.

[eager igloo]

[stone blade]

jesus

[shell venture]

ok maybe i should've listened

[stone blade]

these little green guys

[inland jackal]

she is lightweight, so yea its easy to pull her

6 honors

[stone blade]

kinda crazy how shields dont work against them

[primal rapids]

The gargoyles? Yes, they're little shits.

They're also heavily resistant to most types of damage.

[stone blade]

am I meant to be here this ealy on?

idk where to go

[eager igloo]

Who uses shields anyway

[stone blade]

its the only area I found

[primal rapids]

To be fair you can get a brass shield in like the first five minutes and that shit can carry you through the whole game.

[stone blade]

dude

my character doesn't dodge fast enough

and theres 4 of them

damn

[stone blade]

and I have no arrows

idk where to get any

[eager igloo]

Wear lighter armour

[stone blade]

but

its the only armor I have

the samurai one

[shell venture]

chat

i found something unholy

it's basically pdf files for anime

ofc it's on reddit

[river zealot]

you know its very ironnic

that the song staying alive is a perfect rythm for cpr

[stone blade]

died again

damn

also

this doesn't doesn't lead anywhere

and how do I open this

[fading portal]

The horrors

[shell venture]

find the lever

[stone blade]

there is no lever

[shell venture]

catacombs are basically
do puzzle for lever > open door > fight boss

[stone blade]

at least in this room

[shell venture]

not there

[solar obsidian]

throw me into the wolves and ill come back a father

[potent hamlet]

My ex talked to me to tell me that he needed me rn and it was an emergency and he knew today was THE DAY I couldn't go out

[inland jackal]

im going against aatrox as shen

[river zealot]

@inland jackal how hard do you think it is to get 15%

15% is a lot of players no

[inland jackal]

they have briar jg and hwei mid

[potent hamlet]

The Wolf Brigade was so cool

[inland jackal]

no idea

havent touched ranked yet, waiting for surrae to finish his stuff and charon so we can queue up with some comms

going solo queue without comms is a nightmare

[river zealot]

i dont think i even have 100 hr

i think i have like 30

[inland jackal]

i mean, everyone starts with same gear

depends on what you loot and rng, not your equimpent you have in base game

[river zealot]

nvm

i have 137

[stone blade]

I am not seeing ANY levers

found the lever

[glad carbon]

hiiii @river zealot @shell venture

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/253020121688309761/1244931017404583956/ezcr0q4vnug91.gif

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/jorkin-it-rubbing-it-down-gif-11671966088229427743

hey stinky

[glad carbon]

me with youyou1992

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/384902098040389632/1291517685469020180/speechmemified_twerkingduck_014.png.gif

[glad carbon]

hi iedy

[stone blade]

I'm so gonna get my ass beat

[stone blade]

dodging sideways doesn't work

interesting

I press shift and directional key nothing happens

[river zealot]

@inland jackal quick whats the medkit button

[stone blade]

man

the dodge timing is SO

SLOW

[glad carbon]

f

[stone blade]

holy hell

you need to dodge like

[glad carbon]

c

[stone blade]

3 years before the attack

yep

you need to dodge like 3 light years before the attack

thats

anyway

and you cant cancel out of a sword hit

[inland jackal]

c

[sage otter]

Could be DMC

[stone blade]

gg

got him to half hp

and died

even tried dodging backwards only

[sage otter]

Half hp is decent

Try again until you suceed or lose all sanity

[river zealot]

ok i extracted

killed a squad

success?

[stone blade]

parrying doesn't work

he hits through the parry

[river zealot]

that was fun

[stone blade]

idk why they have that as a button when it doesn't do shit

[river zealot]

then dont

[sage otter]

Dodge then

[river zealot]

usually in all games there are parrys and dodges

dodge instead

[undone wave]

yeah yeah ok sure

wait wtf?

[stone blade]

i try to dodge

dodging doesn't work

he hits me through the dodge

even backwards

and I can't get near him

cuz sprinting takes 3 years to wind up

[digital quartz]

I guess its impossible then

gg

[stone blade]

I guess attack by attack

idk

[sage otter]

Try moving before you have to dodge

Don't wait the last moment just to try and cheese the iframe

[potent hamlet]

Btw I found a Suzuki GT380

[digital quartz]

found huh

[potent hamlet]

I wished my grandpa had some fucking stuff to have

[sage otter]

That exhaust has seen better days

[potent hamlet]

I mean, I was walking and saw them

[potent hamlet]

Definitely, but nothing that couldn't be fixed

[digital quartz]

I dont want to hear it, dont make me your accomplice

[river zealot]

i mean

[sage otter]

Ye just weld a new one

[river zealot]

3 days till usa civil sure

[digital quartz]

a little WD40

[river zealot]

you should be ready

[digital quartz]

good as new

[undone wave]

bestie take a closer look at the gun

[river zealot]

why is it half retarded half based

[potent hamlet]

It's an AK 74 I think?

[sage otter]

Spit shine with a scrub daddy

[potent hamlet]

If you're on a NATO nation, just get an AR-15

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873328170848387125/1280233425256583248/caption.gif

[digital quartz]

sounds like an unintentional innuendo

[sage otter]

Should've bought ammo instead of funko pops

[potent hamlet]

If you're on a eastern nation/Warsaw pact, get an AK

[undone wave]

imagine spending money on guns
this meme made by project car gang

[potent hamlet]

Both are money wells

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/police-crash-takedown-windshield-gif-3493506

[potent hamlet]

But your money well, so it's okay

[sage otter]

racks ak
Nice car you got there man

[sage otter]

That we can all agree on