#🎪bruh-fart
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thats the area you pass through if you went through the bridge route we spoke previously of
i dont really remember if there was anything useful there
I used to like dragon ball but then after majin boo arc I started to dislike goku a lot
and @tidal trellis too
I disliked the Majin Boo arc but the rest was good
like, Majin Buu was straight up undestructible
and who is ryry
Crap arc indeed afterwards what's shit too
tbh i have never watched dragon ball
i did watched most of dragon ball and dragon ball z
I havent watched Super not Daima
I have all dragon ball manga and up to freezas arc in z
Although im interested on Daima
I watched a little os super was somewhat nice but the gap between earth fighters became a issue. Tenshinhan was the beast against cell became a shit sidekick
HUH
how is that me
what is he saying
emo twink calling for mom

I watched sailor moon
emo part is cool but the other? ❌
Flop and his bf
who is this flip character
twink
who
That is your bf
HUH
Flip and Flop
NO
you of course who else
I like the yellow red and green sailors
I'm straight! you goober
lmao
Straight for man ass

FLOP u must like my boobs post to.change your image
Save europe
not really no
I don't like seeing that, prefer seeing more wholesome things
not boobs

This sounds very weird
I don't like seeing sexual shit
my guy
jesus fucking christ

oh shit
Leave Our Lord out of mundane cursing
Personality is the most wholesome thing
No
Tits are first
Then personality
Then ass
Cameltoes are awesome too
Still do
🤨
Depends on what you call a mommy 
It’s become less wholesome
this juzou guy is so going to kick my ass
Astolfo
I am starving, brotha
I wanna enslave her and keep her alive on my semen
THATS THE SPIRIT
You can cheese him, kill his friends first and run away, when he de-aggros you can sneak attack him
Plus he's vulnerable to fire
I did put oil on him
nothing happened
@eager igloo 
Oil him up
@solar obsidian
Well you gotta ignite it now
I did
does it have to be 1mm upclose?
hi @tidal trellis twink
you got the flame prosthetic too?
Its just a little extra damage
reminds me iof i should replay venom snake
Hawk tuah
flame , shuriken and grapple
U had a bad week? if so I'm gonna make it worse for that
and axe
Spit on dat thang
damage is good cus the lower hp enemies have, the slower they recover posture
hawk spuah
bet
hi twinky boy
Tweneer
Love between _pc98_1 and therealflopultrahd4k is at 33%
Love between therealflopultrahd4k and .twink. is at 18%
almost like women brain
true his pfp just screams twink
so indescive

Love between weseli and therealflopultrahd4k is at 70%
Love between therealflopultrahd4k and weseli is at 52%
at this point you guys are screwing with random number generator
I'd rate is flop a twink a score of 46.254 / 100
I'd rate flop giving the hawk tuah a score of 3.127 / 100
Love between kokoideri and therealflopultrahd4k is at 67%
Bendover
Love between omensoflove and jesuschrist223 is at 85%
@tidal trellis even randoms in twitter know about you
is that guhsaka
This is dark
When can I have a second weapon?
Twitter is dark
Love between satan1303 and jesuschrist9352 is at 7%
well
what a beauty
you just know sauron would be a redditor
MrBeast has just been allegedly exposed in an investigation regarding shady crypto behavior. His partners KSI, and Logan Paul have also been involved in previous crypto schemes. MrBeast has also responded with an update regarding the investigation of his company and previous allegations.
Investigation document - https://www.loock.io/blog/mrbeas...
The funny thing is sauron was one of the earliest beings and almost a demigod
Still decided to be evil
nobody cares
"He got caught ""it's over" "itsdone " mrbeast is ropemaxxing...it got worse
Life ruined... Life destroyed .. mrbeast is a p3do
The rent cannot be this high
cant wait to see a thumbnail saying "hes cooked"
He's molested

Apparently mrbeast has commited every crime known to man in the past few months
When will people realise that you can't bring a youtuber down as long as their audience doesn't care
His audience probably too busy watching cocomelon
Than mudshar or other shitty commentary channels
This video posted 26 mins ago already has a million views
master oogway 

That guy speedran his entire channel
This drama is doing nothing to him
His views fell off comparatively
how do I beat juzou? @fading shuttle
Try harder
Yes that's how you fight enemies
Parry and attack, apply pressure to increase his posture damage
or spam it
Go to the shrine starting area, and find the trainer
the fk will I do with teh trainer
Learn how to play the game you fucking mong
That's the point of the trainer, to train you
skill
issue
lacking
yes yes I know
I never posture broke Juzuo
Because of the elemental attacks I couldn’t keep blocking
Is this ai ?
📚 dangle
To use [exemplary] skill and stickhandling ability to manoevre oneself around [the ice]. Often [displaying] a variety of sickmoves.
They are temporary and you can damage him during the animation, the lower hp enemies have the slower they regain posture, so I just chunked him and the broke posture
dude
I'm so stupid
there was literally a samurai
who helps you
I thought its an enemy
omg.
ok juzou dead

📚 gypsy
[Rom] [nomad]. Sometimes considered a [derogatory term].
📚 cigan
cigan means [gipsy], it is used in [Slovakia] and [Czech] rep. Some people may find this word offensive.


some people may find this word offensive
im surprised they can find it
Čigonas
Didn't they enter without a warrant aswell
?
The dudes that came to take the racoon and squirrel to euthanise them

Bro
We dont have a different name for gypsies in Poland
Gypsy is literally Cygan.
you understood it?
I want a New Balance 480L
hey buz
jebany cigany 
true
sneakerheads getting hyped for the exact same shoe over and over
jebane*
you want a lot of shit
and you cant afford anything
you gotta use their pronouns
differnt colour scheme
fucked/up
stones in a glass house
brother i already won
you should want me to carry you
god i have an edgy joke rn

no winners in tarkov

Nah, i just like Vans, which i buy them when the last ones die
and New Balance
are you working btw
i work at AFES, i've said it multiple times
what the fuck is that
ah armoured forces
how much do they even pay you
looking at how you cant afford a shitty lada
Just buy a pair of work shoes for general walking around (if its not very hot) and in case you're doing some work
i can afford it, i just dont want to lol
how much demand is there for army in chile?

300 bucks the minimum lol

Hi Saki, Buz, Artyom
Hi Xal

she could arrest me all day
ArtEm is slowly becoming the new ledy
me fr
I HAVE SO MANY JOKES TODAY THAT I CANT USE
FUCK

why not?
ban
@placid sail change name hallowes eve is over
lol i learned he was a good s.t.a.l.k.e.r. in webfishing but can't play it irl
....i am using QWERTY :3
yesterday i saw an ATF sweater
do it no balls
i could get it fr
did you shoot them in the head on sight?
nonutfart
major memeg
I was about to
make me
i will make you play trudograd if you dont
also busy did you play bg3
no he has to play rogue trader, in like, 3 years?
once all the expansions are out
ye
so once I die there's no way to get my coins back? @fading shuttle
Yep
yeah pretty much, there was a trader you couldve spoken to later if you didnt go to hirata that allows you to use your money to buy moneybags
you go work aftertommorow da?
@old kettle gabublya
parrying, also anytime she is airborne (not standing on lines) hit her with shuriken
fembublya
yeah but
whatever
I'll watch some crysis 2
I'll beat her tomorrow
or try at least
ITS ME I DID IT

It was me Barry
this fucker
stealing gifs

...this is even more diabolical than what i sent



shoey is a 'Straya reference
what the fuck

@storm stream @coarse bear @frail scaffold hi
good evening
What a horrible time to open brainfart
酱酱呀'S ORIGINAL CHANNEL
@JiangJiangYa
@narrow lotus gooooon

beat him with stones Iedy
whos fucking idea it was to make youtube pink
To remind you ur a gaeass
Mayhem
SO ITS NOT JUST ME IM NOT CRAZY
I KNEW IT
THE VOICES WERE WRONG

It was the rats
Bro went schizo mode
Rats are for rubber rooms not voices in my head 
I hate it
Ur in the rubber room
Maybe
hi
who ping???
@tidal trellis
Greetings
hi twink
NO
yes
hi oguz
how are u
so true
im good wbu
been better but still good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vnFZ53uMbU
@stone blade
The Ottoman Turkish history is quite intensive to be honest. It's like 600 years of adventures or something.
Also gotta mention that some events may be chronologically incorrect. Other errors (like flags) & missing events may appear as well, so, many apologies for that ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I'D LI...
emuaaach 
bruh im dressed in black clothes at home and when I step outside the motion detector for the lamp doesnt detect me
no homo

GUH
very common occurance with sanctioned psykers
im gonna act like the channel went dead when flop "guh"ed
and this has nothing to do with me
does the lamp work otherwise?
Yes
if I'm wearing white
for example
when I put on black pants and hoodie
I'm a ghost
I'm houdini poof and I'm gone
📚 Yoghurt Weaver
A Granola type who bakes cakes for the moon as 'offerings', thinks tofu and tahini are great breakfast choices, and who's idea of style is to wear multiple layers of cheap market clothes made in Cambodia from dried grass and colored using low impact dyes such as menstrual blood and [compost] bin'discharge'.
Luggage of choice; cane basket
Favourite Artist; [Enya]
Instrument of choice; [Harp]
Hobbies; mosaics, macrame, meditation, [mime], moon dancing, [muesli] making and any other earthy pursuit starting with M.

wtf is that name
Download durak online and play with sralnya. We "dress up" you
Koshker's sex toy
Yoghurt male sounding headass
Bye bublya
K
⬇️
Well, fuck, now I don't want to try to communicate in English anymore. Because of that fucking idiot.
NAH
BRO GOT THAT HEROES OF MIGHT AND MAGIC 4 MERCURY PICKUP MEAL
😭
?
yes
no
mashallah i eat the amerexican doner you eat the... uhh umm... bulgarian? doner?
damn i didnt know surf went that far back
hi ledy
surf originated on 1.6
first time i ever saw surf was in leafyishere videos
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
whats he saying stalger
you think CoD did it first?
No it was actually cs 1.6 that originated with zombies
but that mode was boring
I loved deathruns bunny hops and surfing
counter-zombies win.
population: ur mum
also I’m freedom
I’m running your block
KYS
We gonna throw
!!!!
I’m COMING FOR YOU
esti asa de amuzant ca ma pis pe fata ta cu jet
you aint ready fo this
LIVE!!
uh in english four-eyes

Small chunk word diarrhea?
@coarse bear
ngl chief when i clicked on the reply it cut off before scrolling further up 
do u catch the Chili Cheese Fritos?
Chili?
Cheese?
Fuck yea
for what purpose
its chaos
But is it actually spicy tho
⬇️
you're so funny I'm pissing on your face


no it's just flavored like texas chili, the dish
skill issue
@pale ingot your face when i pull up with the PvP built
crowd-pleaser chip thats slightly more flavorful than regular fritos
Ah cool
to be fair on any forum where u had a problem and found a fix , like car forums and shit
hat ethat so much
elaborate but also reddit
but yeah , may he get fucked

oops
"This fix is so simple, nvm guys"
"Hey, I got the same problem, can you say how you fixed it"
"Sure, I PMed you"
ooooooooooooooooh thats a good one
and i hate it
kms rn
Oh it's simple I just follow this 3 step tutorial on this : [dead link to obscure 2003 forum]
me rn..
Hmm
smoking is so homosexual
Nice running
@sage otter @solar obsidian I will now make the berried delight
i want to go out for a while tbh
then go out
i cant
what is stopping you
the sun is to strong

that's a ski shoe
shut it
https://x.com/Gurararala/status/1852650021273154017 GOTY right here (monster hunter wilds)
You have spring now huh
yeah
Skill issue
Spring issue fr
You have lived there your whole life and can't adapt to sun
On my lap using the blanket between my knees as a hammock
Build: Moonveil, Carian swordceries, Dryleaf arts and footwork
Shieeee nice
What?
did you curse me?
Yes.
yes
you will shit your pants in 3days

I will shit yourself
what the sigma

time to try new build 
elden ring
Elden Ring build for BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN
i have lived all my life inside my house
Moonveil katana for Yamato, Carian Swordceries for his weird ghost sword things, Dryleaf arts and footwork for when he decides to cast fist.
@high wing @primal rapids I'll be in voice 6 feel free to join
can we ban guhsaka for spamming blocked messages thanks
I wanted to buy it
there will no longer be room for anyone to speak
this is now ivanfart
I can't wait for Ivan to first discover the beauty of Caelid
Going in blind
inb4 200+ messages calling a boss shit
join to laugh atme
no
I learned from my mistakes by playing mgr
no more

p!avatar bubblesssssss
well See
No but seriously, there is a weapon in Elden Ring that's perfect for a Vergil cosplay if you build for dex and int. I won't tell you where it is, but it's out there.
What's gamma
john gamma

gamma mod chat
In other news, I decided to run Cyberpunk again. Doing a throwing knife build and it's hilarious poisoning a mech or robots to death.
It's very corrosive poison obviously.
My problem with body builds is that there are way less guns and melee for that versus reflex or cool. Like, there is I think only two iconic LMG’s and both are in PL.
But I will have to play a male unfortunately
And for melee weapons gorilla arms are the best so that’s also basically no variety.
I like mantis blades
john gamma
Though with 2.0 they did make it so you can go full monkey and pick someone up and throw them at someone else, killing both in the process.
Damn
John gamma is calling
we install the mod that makes HMGs usable here, sir.
Also killing snipers by deflecting bullets back at them is best
Though with shotguns its funnier
With my build I can throw a knife clear across a city block and nail someone in the face and somehow instantly get my knife back
doing what jedi in star wars could not
?
star wars jedi academy game had shotguns
Because I want to fuck the everliving shit out of Panam
And she doesn't want hot lesbian sex
Unfortunately I'm slogging through my least favorite part of Cyberpunk, the prologue where I have to play as Johnny and then do the car chase and all that shit
you can sex panam
idk about games but i think in the lore jedi were understandably unable to block a slugthrower shot when it was shooting pellets
Males smell
50 prayers
Is someone of you guys having that greentext meme ready where it says "nevermind, i don't play bad games anyway"?
I need it
projection
urgently
use google
it's a cope
and you stink
Smat ass
Didnt work. Otherwise i wouldnt ask
smart*
its a bad greentext if the game is part of a franchise
smat
and you're smut
Takemura give me my fucking knives this pistol is doing jack shit

smut ass 😳
he smells like raw fish
its over
||I also kill the VDB's every time because fuck the VDB's||
poor tarnished
FOUL TARNISHED IN SEARCH OF THE ELDEN RING
AND SIR GIDEON OFNIR THE ALL-KNOWING
terrible caca consumer
@primal rapids join man
No
kys
I WILL keep myself safe, thank you.
horrendous poo slurper
BAAAAAAYLEEEEEE
yooo look who i met 🔥
CURSE YOU BAAAAAYLE
Is he using a shotgun though?
something something harpoon penetrate
pretty sure he does
cool tree
Welcome to the rice fields, mothafucka
jump off nearest cliff for secret item 
Also are you seriously playing Elden Ring with KB+M
literally me
wonder what your control scheme looks like... personally use shift and tab for left hand weapon and F to jump 
What is that game ?
It's a secret door that will help us later
Miyazaki's Wild Ride now with 300% more poison swamps
I'm going in blind so idk what the fk to do
ok
My brother in Christ try playing the game for 5 minutes
mans a little slow, we oughta guide him the entire way, no? 
Its not that I'm slow
I like experiencing all factor of the games and I don't want to miss something
thats why
Ivan didn't get the guidance of Grace, just the guidance of GAMMA
well... i can tell you that theres no secret here 
in this starting area
Well, not yet anyway. Like, ten hours later there will be a secret there
Did he bail on sekiro
He lacks the will to explore and discover. Sad. Many such cases.

Although there's a lot of shit you can miss by not exploring.
And some of the best weapons and talismans are in random-ass caves
i went through 3/4 of the game first time around without knowing what a great rune is 
Bro play the game stop asking for advices every 10 steps
Who plays fromsoft game without sniffing every corner and hitting every wall
It's like going through Bloodborne without ever setting foot in a Chalice Dungeon. It's viable but you're kinda shooting yourself in the foot.
We can recompose the whole playthrough if we play your screenshots in a diaporama please make some effort
It's fine if you miss stuff
Elden ring
most sane japanese ad
Ivan is this your first time playing?
mhm
you're meant to
dude
oh
you're in for a treat
I mean
There are very few things you're locked completely out of except by fucking up a quest or choosing one ending of a quest over another.
beaten malenia solo with only a +10 bastard sword with only 20 vigor to my name, took 170+ attempts 
2d basement dweller with a 5 year old
I have 900 hours in elden ring, its peak trust
welcome to rage and aneurisym simulator
why would you do that to yourself
That's fine just experience it by yourself
Ivan pro tip PLEASE use a controller
Speaking of quests, FUCK getting the magic scorpion charm, that shit is ASS.
it sucks without a guide
optional
SHE SAID IT SHE SAID THE THING
No
controller isnt necessary, i have become god with kb and mouse
I play kb&m for 99% of games, elden ring is one of the few games that I play ONLY with a controller

ER's pc binds make me want to kms
I play most games with a KB+M. The exceptions are souls games, fighting games, racing/flight games, and most platformers.
same here
Ivan's playing with a driving sim setup he parries with the clutch pedal
3rd person melee games are controller
use shift and tab as your left hand weapon, use F to jump and space to dodge/dash... cant be that difficult 
Then again, you can play Elden Ring with anything. People have beaten it with bananas and DDR pads.
i think ds1 pc binds aren't that bad
And DK bongos controller iirc
Then again people have also legitimately beaten Elden Ring blindfolded.
with a broken sword controller
wait not er
someones fucking GOLDFISH beat elden ring
i suppose thats why i set the ER controls to mimic the ds1 scheme
so used to it

Why ivan plays elden ring suddenly
filtered by sekiro

SKILL ISSUE
@stone blade If you struggle on bosses you can try to cop these
why would I not play it
Cheaper than xbox controllers too

sekiro is easy as hell compared to ER 
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And he got over 200 of my games
ill repost all i want 
can i join your family
You'd have to come to my house
Try qnd get me chinese bitch
No way against Silent Hill and FF
we have your data fool
Stole Yorinobu's fit and escaped the tutorial, time to knife and jojo pose my way through Night City
gae
no u
@sage otter last of us 2 won over doom eternal
it would basically prove that the goty awards are bs, and critics are bribed, and votes are rigged
Randy Pitchfork's money paid well
i was gonna say something irresponsible
Wait are the votes only gaming journalists ?
Awards are dogshit anyway

like the CP on his flash drive?
To be fair, every game Supergiant makes has banger OST's
wtf
wrong guy
you're thinking of neil cuckman
two cucks
yeah
i fucking hate neil cuckman so fucking much
Imagine not following me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisVoiceman
Randy Bitchford is the one that assaulted Claptrap's original voice actor and ruined Borderlands
I only know about Randy Pitchtent, who is that Cuckman you speak of again ?
Cyberpunk doesn't fit on flash drive idot
Yeah he rly did + had the old women fetish in the movie
in all honest opinion... doom eternal wasnt that great, when compared go the prequel
He is a cuck
you're just wrong but okay brother
i can list a lot of things missing going from 2016 to eternal
he got a game award winner game and self inserted him fucking a girl
who's the loser?

the guy who ran naughty dog to the ground
Worst excuse I have ever heard during my whole stay on this planet
average post on r/stalker
all for sake of a more arcadey, colorful, dare i say cartooney feel... 
it's squirting btw
METAL GEAR REFERENCE 
singed
yes
Okay why his he still alive
Randy Pitchford is the one who ruined duke nukem
money i guess
have you seen how greasy he is? if you try to get a hold of this pig he slides out
I mean, Duke Nukem Forever was ruined long before Gearbox got ahold of it
Get more money to make him disappear
he'll do it himself
Bullets don't discriminate
Like that shit was being passed between game studios like hot potato, no one wanted it
one shitty game doesn't kill a franchise, what does is you sitting on the IP on purpose
the grease deflects them
babyface
So like every publisher/developer ever
is it just me, or dont people notice some things missing going from 2016 to eternal? the unique weapon pickup animations, the environmental kills, lack of berserk glory kill variery, lack of doom slayer death animations? 
doom eternal wasn't a "goty" game, because it was too specific of a category, but when compared to tlou 2, it was leagues above it
No, but you can use his grease afterwards for the barrel making it pretty eco responsible
and the fuckton of shit added instead
who cares
Me and my friend on a way to kick monolith ass
dwarf
I'm drunk as fuck where the latina bitches at I ain't tryna see all this
hello baby
500$ to get with me
you ain't worth a dime
picture meta data scraped, drone inbound
kys
I found a small startup company that could help us
😞
god i love the military industrial complex
it's so ghoulish
raytheon and lockheed martin show that going woke does not in fact mean going broke
this shit straight out of metal gear






