🎪bruh-fart

[fading shuttle]

goon der toten

[coarse bear]

Harvest the silica gel

[stone blade]

what do they look like?

[unreal gull]

the G in @ocean shoal stands for goon

[ocean shoal]

Don't let gamma become analmeme twink heaven

[unreal gull]

the only twinks I'm aware of here are Flop and his employee Xalrider

[fading shuttle]

red japanese symbol appears over your head

[primal rapids]

You are literally the only one that calls it analmeme twink heaven.

[ocean shoal]

Cuz analmeme discord is literally it

[stone blade]

oh that

I see that yes

[ocean shoal]

Anyway

[unreal gull]

when they do the red thing you can dodge it, or jump on their head

[ocean shoal]

Xalrider is being employed by flop?

[unreal gull]

yes he's twink #2 in command

[ocean shoal]

Elaborate

[unreal gull]

well there's a big ol twink, then the second twink

shrimple

[ocean shoal]

One say "guh" . What's the catchphrase of the other?

[unreal gull]

" "

[narrow lotus]

It's his twink guard

[coarse bear]

Pretty verbose, they'll probably workshop it later

[stone blade]

what does this mean?

[unreal gull]

that's your goon meter

when it's full you buss

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814004572602236928/1293602389525397535/IMG_2048.jpg?ex=6726f3db&is=6725a25b&hm=8588e17a9897b917e3f41d862814e6adbfe72bc4451bc0d3adf038b99a5abdb0&

[fading shuttle]

resurrect tokens, so you can get back up after you die because shadows die twice or whatever

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/654441590286319617/1302075627658149909/25f20cd9f92bb4c3e51b2ac6a80f6a2219a83d25776418d689b882248676ba67_1.mp4?ex=6726cbed&is=67257a6d&hm=655fb6f4eb86b8840b25473234a4594b86251a93fd1c2c10a2042ef563170aed&

[ocean shoal]

I want yo buy a 3050 6gb

[sage otter]

Don't

[ocean shoal]

It's just to replace a dead 1060

[stone blade]

died again

idk how to beat him

[ocean shoal]

I send it to repair like 4 MO ths ago the didn't find a board yet

[stone blade]

I parry nearly all of his attacks and I dont get the red ball thingy

[coarse bear]

Honestly save up for a 3060

[stone blade]

like

idk

[coarse bear]

Instead

[sage otter]

Get a 1080ti

[ocean shoal]

I already bought a 6650xt

[unreal gull]

was about to say this

[unreal gull]

why not the 6700 XT?

[ocean shoal]

But the 3050 would pais my xeon 1270v2

[stone blade]

So what happens if I die too many timeS? @fading shuttle

[primal rapids]

Get four linked titans, party like it’s 2015

[stone blade]

is my save perma deleted?

[ocean shoal]

Not available and like 200 us more expensive

[fading shuttle]

no

some characters get covid and then you gotta cure them

[unreal gull]

I'm bout to upgrade my 6700XT to a 7900XT once that price starts dippin

[fading shuttle]

else you cant continue their storylines

[ocean shoal]

Can u gimme 4 free? I pay the shipping

[fading shuttle]

6700xt chad

real recognises real

[stone blade]

DUDE

[unreal gull]

https://tenor.com/view/bros-bro-high-five-dillon-duke-gif-12955092

[stone blade]

how do I evade the red symbol

[primal rapids]

Rtx 4060 here because I am a cheapskate

[stone blade]

I dodge backwards he still hits me

wtf

[unreal gull]

not for free, you gotta never post boob goonery again

[fading shuttle]

was it a slash or stab

if slash you jump over, if stab you dodge sideways

[primal rapids]

You’re asking too much

[stone blade]

died again

damn

[ocean shoal]

That's an expensive deal. I have to think about it then

[stone blade]

gg

I'm playing this later

I can't beat this enemy

[fading shuttle]

its over, he ragequit

[stone blade]

idk what I'm doing wrong

[solar obsidian]

p!skillissue2 @stone blade

[foggy mantle]

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[stone blade]

I really dont'

I dodge the red thing

he kicks me instantly

[fading shuttle]

you dodged backwards

[stone blade]

yes?

doesn't it have invis frames?

is that what its supposed to do?

[primal rapids]

lol lmao no

[stone blade]

oh

well

[fading shuttle]

this aint dark souls

[stone blade]

game doesn't tell you shit

just says press shift

doesn't say you have to do it in a specific direction

yes i'm bad i know

but idc

[unreal gull]

there's a learning curve but it's very satisfying once you get the hang of it

[stone blade]

whatever man

[unreal gull]

lol

[stone blade]

for hte record

it doesn't say dodge in a specific direction

at all

just says

heres shift

you use it to dodge

thats it

[unreal gull]

well you gotta use your noggin for 2 seconds and figure it out

[primal rapids]

I was there when the ancient words were written, and I will speak them now

git gud

[stone blade]

I know

I am bad at the game

no need to tell me

I'll learn it eventually

[fading shuttle]

i wont tell you, i will flex on you to make you angry and make you improve

[primal rapids]

Spite is the ultimate motivator

[unreal gull]

if a game aint stepping on your balls and calling you a loser is it even worth playing?

[primal rapids]

Bring back pre-nerf Radahn and Balteus, I need more suffering

[solar obsidian]

WHERE IS YOUR ANGER!?

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-peace-i-want-problems-always-choose-violence-no-peace-problems-gif-24342946

[stone blade]

?

wtf do you want

[solar obsidian]

smdh

[stone blade]

seeing me get angry at sekiro won't really happen

when I have a couple hundred hours in isaac and S ranked all of MGR

[naive bison]

why is he wearing shao kahn armor

[fading shuttle]

because he doesnt want peace

he wants problems always

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

bro flexing reddit gold

[neon plume]

rate my driving

[fading shuttle]

says the bro posting his most honors and s+ on akali

[stone blade]

ooo

ok now I get it

[naive bison]

ya got me

[coarse bear]

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[naive bison]

NAH

[sour carbon]

https://media.moddb.com/images/downloads/1/280/279445/pianistchenle-man-shaking-drinki.gif

[unreal gull]

don't enable him

[final cedar]

peak

[sage otter]

NOT THE PISS JAR

[narrow lotus]

🤨

[final cedar]

Everyone is born without reason, prolongs themself out of weakness, and dies by chance

[coarse bear]

Snoipin's a good job mate

[fading shuttle]

piss

[narrow lotus]

*piss a piss , you bloody fruit shop owners *

[naive bison]

piece of piss

[visual stirrup]

this goes hard

[fading shuttle]

@stone blade

[naive bison]

playing darius into nasus zilean

champ with 0 dashes into 2 -80% movement speed pointandclick abilities

[ocean shoal]

Oh now I know why some of you guys don't want bikini girls on the channel

NNN

[naive bison]

no it's cause we aren't porn brain-broken

[coarse bear]

Bird xray

[ocean shoal]

And some are just lg btq73wyzttwink

[hot python]

This is me

[ocean shoal]

Chad lips

Like angelina

[visual stirrup]

My name is Strelok, yo

🗿

[visual stirrup]

the Strelok Pyramid artefact

it will cause the bearer to develop a widow's peak

[hot python]

Real

[quaint ore]

This is what we gotta do to ledy when he goons too much

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/tate-andrew-tate-gif-26103009

Then dance

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-dance-gif-27585518

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1274427025775525968/1301682131730300938/733CCE03-D62F-4D90-B7C6-C1D7C0032073.jpg?ex=672757b4&is=67260634&hm=0f6cc8c718774d8cce5fd2584ce3d5d9ec20112f10847e28fb6eff7e78b3c838&

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/bottom-g-andrew-tate-gif-11838824509932512931

[stone blade]

damn it man

:(

[ocean shoal]

We shattered your idol image

[final cedar]

taliban simulator

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/bottom-g-andrew-tate-gif-7707971361011329113

[stone blade]

attacking the guy does nothing

[naive bison]

fairest russian modpack

[stone blade]

parrying him also does nothing despite like 5 parries

yeah idk

[hot python]

I think this was OGSE in 2013

[stone blade]

he just kills me :(

😭

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/905180966547509288/1302082373789417574/NA_CS2_Core____.mp4?ex=6726d235&is=672580b5&hm=fb732b3db7574bc564f2a9eb2c8d5b1f8e1b524f3411e8268e26e76be0b15950&

[stone blade]

I lost all my gold coins

fk

[stone blade]

do i have to hold right click

or click it once

or

spam it or

idk

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-urge-the-dark-urge-bg3-durge-bg3-baldur's-gate-3-gif-14583548896246005101

someone mention durge?

[stone blade]

:((((((((((

[ocean shoal]

No. Dunkirk

[stone blade]

HOW DO I DO IT MAN

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-soldiers-panic-safety-dunkirk-gif-6035256

[stone blade]

he just parries me constantly and I can't deal damage to him

and he 2 shots me

[visual stirrup]

I can't believe they made this fucking guy a SORCEROR by default.

[stone blade]

I can't counter attack as well

is he unbeatable?

[fading shuttle]

i will now record myself beating him aswell

[stone blade]

I'm stuck

genuinely

[ocean shoal]

Play smart

[final cedar]

don't counter in phase one, just attack when open and grind him down to phase 2 where he can be parried

[stone blade]

idk how many hits I need to parry

[ocean shoal]

Go from afar

[stone blade]

I'm talking about some general

kawa whatever

his name is

idk

[final cedar]

oh

[visual stirrup]

There's no way that he was intended to be sorcerer earlier in development
I bet the drakethroat grave at moonrise was originally his before they decided to make his race customizable

[stone blade]

I can't beat him

I've never played a from software game man I've no idea how the mechanics work

theyre terribly explained

[visual stirrup]

default durge is fuckin jacked
and they want to give him EIGHT POINTS IN STRENGTH?

[stone blade]

yeah

he kills me instantly

[fading shuttle]

many

[stone blade]

I've died idk

20+ times

[stone blade]

dude

I get it youre better

i dont care

[final cedar]

can you bait into an aerial attack?

[stone blade]

idk how to beat him

nothing works

[final cedar]

deathblow then grind him down

the guy at ashina you mean?

[stone blade]

the one alex posted

I do one deathblow

[fading shuttle]

no, hes struggling at the guy i posted

[stone blade]

by stealth

I keep parrying nothing happens

his meter doesn't go up

I'm stuck

[final cedar]

first phase don't parry

[stone blade]

the fk you mean first phase

[naive bison]

anti piracy measure

[stone blade]

I just told you

I do one deathblow

so he has one left

to kill him

[final cedar]

well when his health is full still

[stone blade]

well if parrying doesn't work

and attacking

[fading shuttle]

you both gotta parry and attack, gotta constantly apply pressure

[stone blade]

what fuckingdoes

[stone blade]

I do

[final cedar]

oh yeah well when he starts leaping you can parry

[stone blade]

I do that

[fading shuttle]

you cant do only one because thats suboptimal

[stone blade]

he just instantly kicks me

so I spam right and left click

one after the other?

or

[naive bison]

"spam"

[stone blade]

I've told you I legit never played such a game man

I know you people are laughing cuz youre assholes

But i"m genuinely struggling

[naive bison]

bro

it's the same shit like mgr

[stone blade]

what dipshit

[naive bison]

it's diming based

[stone blade]

mgr has a much better timing window

and in mgr

one parry is enough

not 50

[fading shuttle]

you gotta remember that attacks feint into parries instantly, which means you can be as offensive as you want to be while still not getting hit

[final cedar]

doesn't the guy also shoot arrows at you while he charges?

[fading shuttle]

no

[final cedar]

who am I thinking of

[fading shuttle]

this is just some random general, theres like 10 of these dudes throughout the game

[fading shuttle]

genichiro ashina

[stone blade]

I GOT IHM

I DID IT

[fading shuttle]

[naive bison]

wdym got him

it's literally impossible

[stone blade]

and all my coins are gone

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

yay

[fading shuttle]

its because mgr is a worse game that expects way less of you

[final cedar]

yeah in the castle

[stone blade]

I barely beat him

with one hp

[naive bison]

yeah p much

[stone blade]

I thought resting respawns enemies?

[fading shuttle]

not bosses and minibosses

normal enemies

[naive bison]

he thought this was hard

he doesn't know about the next area

[fading shuttle]

ivan is gonna ||get to chained ogre|| soon and will lose his shit

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

yes I know i'm bad alex

I get it

[final cedar]

almost as if it's a soulslike

[fading shuttle]

he hasnt played those so he cant know

[final cedar]

nothing lost, sekiro beats ds

[stone blade]

this is my first game from fromsoftware

[fading shuttle]

we can make fun of him for being bad, not for not knowing how soulslikes work

[stone blade]

I've never played the others

[stone blade]

....

yes thank you

[final cedar]

ooh you can enjoy robot game for the first time as well?

neat

[fading shuttle]

idk if armored core 6 is in his alley

[final cedar]

it's like a relaxing walk in the park compared

[stone blade]

at least scenery is pretty

[magic tartan]

hello branefarters

[frank solstice]

I mollywhopped the ogre and then never played the game again

[magic tartan]

how many aneurisms you had today chat ?

[fading shuttle]

in ivans defence, the generals attacks are weirdly delayed so they are a struggle when you first try the game

[stone blade]

can I stealth kill them?

one by one?

[fading shuttle]

one at a time yes

[stone blade]

like from the back of the pack

or will get get alerted the moment I fart near them

[fading shuttle]

you probably will, stealth kills cause a bit of noise

[stone blade]

damn it man

[fading shuttle]

you might be able to get 2 before the third guy realises what happened

[potent hamlet]

my mom's gonna straighten my hair today

wish me luck lmao

[frail scaffold]

i love sekiro

very good

[potent hamlet]

i havent straighten it for like 4 months now, neither havent cut it in more

[frail scaffold]

it probably looks better rn then it is straightened

[potent hamlet]

last haircut i had was in february

[sage otter]

If she fails just get a buzzcut ez

[stone blade]

I got them alex

[frail scaffold]

my sister cuts my hair but just trims it so it stops going past my shoulders

[potent hamlet]

not really because it gets a hell of volume and puffy and long its not really funny

[fading shuttle]

[hot python]

I have hair like this
Hater.........

[frail scaffold]

i personally like that look more but you do u

i lovee when my hair is all poofy

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle

can I drop down

and get that item?

[frail scaffold]

yeah

[stone blade]

and can I get back up

hi shien

[frail scaffold]

no fall damage in sekiro unless you go off a cliff

[stone blade]

how we doin

[frail scaffold]

ive arisen

[potent hamlet]

also i have a shitload of hair, so im gonna straighten it and then wash it a couple times and will be wavy but not hella volumed and fluffy

[fading shuttle]

no fall damage unless you fall a REALLY long way

[stone blade]

and what are these?

[frail scaffold]

ohh well thats what my hair is rn

wavey

[potent hamlet]

when i had short hair it was funny to have volume cuz it looked pretty

[stone blade]

woow

[fading shuttle]

items, read the descriptions

[stone blade]

wavey

[stone blade]

the sign can't stop me because I can't read

[frail scaffold]

i believe it gives you more money for a short time

[fading shuttle]

too bad

[stone blade]

I dont think

I can get back up

if I go down there

its a sheer drop

[frail scaffold]

dont you have the grapple hook yet

should be a way back up using that

[stone blade]

i do

[final cedar]

wait really?

[frail scaffold]

im pretty sure?

[final cedar]

[frail scaffold]

if there is you need to fall from a very far height

its like uhh

elden ring

barely any fall damage unless you literally drop 30 stories

[final cedar]

so much for being a scaredy cat walking down stairs

[potent hamlet]

i would like to go back to short hair someday

[frail scaffold]

i dont

shortest ill go is above my shoulders

like an inch or two

[hot python]

https://tenor.com/view/clock-tower-scissorman-jennifer-scary-horror-gif-16785941707770369559

[stone blade]

I got a bell

I know I have to uhh return it to the temple

if I go back and then come again

will the big guy respawn?

[fading shuttle]

big guy?

the general?

[frail scaffold]

depends on the big guy

[stone blade]

the general

[fading shuttle]

the general wont

[stone blade]

oh ok

so he's like a mini boss

[final cedar]

he dead - normal boss

[stone blade]

wait

where is the lady

shes gone

I have seeds for her man

[fading shuttle]

look around

[potent hamlet]

i want short hair like this next time

[stone blade]

shes inside

[final cedar]

hope you get to give her your seed

[frail scaffold]

caveman trying to impress the gatherer women

[final cedar]

[fading shuttle]

grug grow garden

[potent hamlet]

lmao

[fading shuttle]

show he grow good family

[stone blade]

LETS GOO

2 heals

big progress guys

There we go

to say I'm bad at from software games would be an understatement

all I know is how to play isaac

[fading shuttle]

you will get better, and then we will laugh at you less

[potent hamlet]

ive become a gatherer tbh, at halloween i got kinda drunk and got back home with one of my jacket's pockets filled to the brim with green plums lmao

[sudden warren]

It's over buddy

[stone blade]

Bro I got teleported

to the shadow realm

morde ult

[fading shuttle]

its just night time

bro goes outside at 11pm "OGMYGOD ITS LIKE NOCTURNES ULT"

[frail scaffold]

we used to steal honeysuckles from this one lady's backyard

[stone blade]

I"VE NEVER PLAYED THE GAME MAN

WHAT DO YOU WANT

I've not seen one snippet of gameplay

this is as blind as it can be

hirata estate

when I see a name I always pronounce it with the racist japanese accent

hira-ta estate-tu

this game runs nice on max settings

[fading shuttle]

game is very well optimised

btw theres a mod that allows you to uncap the framerate from 60

[final cedar]

[stone blade]

really?

give me 165fps I'd be a god at parrying

[final cedar]

don't that break a ton of sequences still?

[fading shuttle]

"sekiro fps unlock and more" on nexusmods

[fading shuttle]

nah, i always run the game with it

[final cedar]

[fading shuttle]

i only didnt use it when i was styling on ivan

[stone blade]

bro about to felacio himself

[potent hamlet]

lol

[stone blade]

oh nah

[fading shuttle]

grape-u-fruit-tu techniqu-u

[stone blade]

oh nice

secret item

[stone blade]

nah bro

end yourself

[tranquil basalt]

SIR GIDEON OFN-

[fading shuttle]

THE CRAZED CACA CONSUMER

[primal rapids]

HOARAH LOUX CHIEFTAIN OF THE BADLANDS

[stone blade]

is there no map?

in this game?

[shell venture]

i think so

but not the traditional map

[stone blade]

aah

[potent hamlet]

i like motorcycles

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/8zKv.gif

[stone blade]

I found lop

flop*

[final cedar]

ferocious feces feeder

[potent hamlet]

I want one of these

i wouldnt stuck a box that big in the bike

[final cedar]

why not, it's not like you'll go past 50kph

[potent hamlet]

ngl it actually looks useful lmao

lmao for them windy days

i remember when i almost did contraband to bring a supercub and change the papers to have an argentinian Super Cub

[storm stream]

Wait, you have curly hair?

[stone blade]

I beat their asses

with the power of stealth kills

[fading shuttle]

the shinobi does shinobi things

[stone blade]

can I stealth kill things from above?

[fading shuttle]

yeh

but its a bit fucky sometimes

[stone blade]

I'm level 2

big progress

[potent hamlet]

no, wavy

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle why is he black?

[fading shuttle]

go talk to the sculptor now

[stone blade]

why?

isn't this area like

a one time thing?

isn't it a dream?

[fading shuttle]

no, as long as you have rested at shrines you can travel back to it

[potent hamlet]

he got the melatonin power up

[storm stream]

I rly dont know what Chilean women look like

[fading shuttle]

sculptor will give you something very useful which i missed for a long time during my first playthrough

[fading shuttle]

melanin you tard

[potent hamlet]

a lot of them look horrible, and some of us look precious, idk

[fading shuttle]

melatonin is the sleepy drug

[final cedar]

she just wants to nap

[potent hamlet]

did i stutter?

[fading shuttle]

you did

[stone blade]

ok

I will fast travel

lemme kill the last of the enemies

[potent hamlet]

pretty much what chilean women look like

there are also three predominant classes

[somber warren]

so its either "i have never seen the sun white" or slightly brown

[storm stream]

lmao, funny way to phrase it
"they - horrible, we - precious"

[potent hamlet]

also there's the class of cuicos

the rich kids

unsufferable

the flaites

the poor and dumb

not unsufferable but you can't live with them

and the normal people, a mix of those, usually really normal or some kind of alternative idk

[somber warren]

I had a teacher from chile, he always made jokes about beating his wife

good guy

[potent hamlet]

he was lying, his wife would probably beat him in reality lmao

also that's very common tbh

[somber warren]

He was just well integrated into german culture

Classic "haha wife bad" stuff

[potent hamlet]

Chileans have german stuff too

[somber warren]

Didn't germany teach them military stuff around 1900 or something

they still march german and have german helmets

[potent hamlet]

i mean, yeah

but not really german helmets

[somber warren]

german style helmets i mean

[potent hamlet]

we changed it to the M1 and nowadays we use ULACH helmets

but in dress uniforms he still use Stahlhelm

[somber warren]

Thats what i ment, the dress uniforms and parades and shit

[uncut torrent]

i mean the iron cross is still used too bad about the budish symbol

[somber warren]

Iron cross is still used today in germany, just slightly different

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle

lets gooo

man

nice

woodys axe from dont starve

[uncut torrent]

huh it looked the same to me

https://tenor.com/view/see-ya-call-of-duty-pacific-cinematic-see-you-later-bye-bye-gif-24122390

[somber warren]

Its very similar, but has slight differences

Mainly no swastika

[uncut torrent]

i mean i can see one example that is understandable to change and is the ones with you know what in the middle

was going to say

that was added in ww2

XD

then removed again

[stone blade]

Nah bruh

[somber warren]

Iron cross was a german military thing before the nazis, and its a thing after the nazis.

[stone blade]

they done named him jizzo

@fading shuttle

[uncut torrent]

yes thats why i say too bad for the budist symbol it will never be seen the same

XD

the iron cross got of easy

[somber warren]

Thats only in western countries, places like japan don't associate them with nazis at all

Generally asia

[dense pollen]

sup

[stone blade]

ok but

if I travel to the mechanic guy in the temple

the enemieswill respawn

I dont wanna lose another 20 minutes of stealthing

[fading shuttle]

then find a further up shrine

[stone blade]

will try

[naive bison]

joel my beloved

[storm stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133845375556538371/1275474160256155658/nein.gif

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/vargskelethor-joel-swedish-man-vinesauce-cartoon-gif-26957941

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/true-gif-14423606592036775082

May allah strike Olaf Scholz down

[storm stream]

yeah

[pale ingot]

hi twink @tidal trellis

[potent hamlet]

I love Joel

[hot python]

Fecal funny

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/E2sL.gif

[tidal trellis]

Do u mind!!?

Playing something with my friend!?

[storm stream]

"friend" 💦💦💦

[tidal trellis]

yeah?

Its a friend

[river zealot]

the mods are offline

post skeleton porn

[tidal trellis]

I don't get it

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/true-gif-14423606592036775082

[storm stream]

guy or girl?

[pale ingot]

you dont know what theyre capable of

[tidal trellis]

Guy, why does it matter

[pale ingot]

iedy will post cropped helldivers porn but go fucking rabid at skeleton porn

[storm stream]

gae confirmed 🫵

[steel bone]

Wow, calling Flop a twink is still a thing after a while?

[stone blade]

died by chickens

ok

now I have to replay the entire area bro

[tidal trellis]

WHAT NO

We're just friends!!! You goober

And I'm straight

[storm stream]

[neon plume]

he has no idea

[storm stream]

ok Floper, have a good day!

[tidal trellis]

u too

[steel bone]

Jebaited

[tidal trellis]

Guh

[tidal trellis]

Is slowly dying out

[steel bone]

Yeah.

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/933119533366009926.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=Flight_Sad

[somber warren]

Twink

[red glade]

Not seized, euthanized. Same with his pet raccoon.

They killed his pets and he's being charged for it.

[narrow lotus]

Cold Monster is impossible to resist

[steel bone]

[river zealot]

monster what?

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle

this wall doesn't let me pass

what do?

[narrow lotus]

Cum on it

[fading shuttle]

thats a fog wall, you are sneaking past a boss

[narrow lotus]

it will melt

[pastel quartz]

need key no

[pastel quartz]

you therapy need

https://tenor.com/view/true-feel-that-thats-true-gif-7410050725709839510

[narrow lotus]

right cause i am the one thinking the forest flirts with me

[stone blade]

so that's what the speak guy is

[fading shuttle]

i recommend you go to the sculptor

[pastel quartz]

Atleast something is flirting with me

[fading shuttle]

before fighting spear guy

[stone blade]

I did

he gave me an axe

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-chop-tree-timber-axe-gif-5622266

[stone blade]

and a flame thrower

and some tablets

idk

[fading shuttle]

skill tablet

use your xp

[stone blade]

I did

unlocked two things

in the skill menu

speak block

and uhh

some slashy slash

[fading shuttle]

you have mikiri, you can fight spear guy

[stone blade]

mi what?

the fk is that

[fading shuttle]

spear counter

[digital quartz]

step on spear when they thrust

spear counter

[stone blade]

do they have to hit me?

or

[fading shuttle]

when they do the stab

[digital quartz]

its like a parry

[fading shuttle]

dash towards the spear

[stone blade]

can I use shift?

to dodge

and then step on it ?

[fading shuttle]

go talk to that guy near the shrine in the starting area to teach u

[digital quartz]

you play on keyboard?

[fading shuttle]

he will let u practice

[stone blade]

BUT I DONT WANNA REPLAY

this whole area man

[fading shuttle]

too fucking bad

[digital quartz]

just don't get hit and parry everything

you should be good then

[fading shuttle]

you will die against spear guy cus u dont know how to use the counter and replay it anyway

[stone blade]

well tell me

do I use shift when he thrusts

[fading shuttle]

you dodge towards the stab

[stone blade]

right

so

W and shift?

[naive bison]

and then later euthanized

[digital quartz]

nobody knows the keyboard keybinds

[fading shuttle]

yes, when they are about to stab, you dodge towards it, stabs can be delayed

[fading shuttle]

i do

because i played only on keyboard

[naive bison]

PETA would be proud
they know all about stealing people's pets and then killing them after

[stone blade]

I refuse to touch controller

I'm not a gey sissy

[narrow lotus]

[digital quartz]

sure tell yourself whatever gets you by

[fading shuttle]

if they placed the game on a pc

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

[fading shuttle]

why would one ever use anything other than kb and m

[narrow lotus]

My man's blood can fuel ships

[stone blade]

nuclear reactors*

[digital quartz]

kidney stone quarry

[somber warren]

i don't want to see this guys theeth

[digital quartz]

what teeth?

[somber warren]

his teeth looking like a warzone rn

[stone blade]

there he is

spear guy

I can do one stealth deathblow

so that leaves only one deathblow to go

but before that

I go buy hell

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/just-got-real-poop-release-ugh-gif-16543162

[tidal trellis]

@somber warren

[narrow lotus]

man i only had 2 or 3 kinds of emergency shit in my life but gods above i will remember them all my life

[stone blade]

Ive got a question
jf I parry his spear with mikiri
will that leave him to be a one shot or will my guy just attack once

[narrow lotus]

Yeah

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle

im not asking you iedy

Sugi mi pula

[fading shuttle]

one shot?

bro its like a parry

[placid sail]

I once was stupid enough to give in to temptation and buy myself some chopped watermelon in a cafeteria during the summer when I worked in an office

[stone blade]

ill see how it works

[narrow lotus]

happening at work is my nightmare

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/toilet-fly-away-toilet-bowl-funny-gif-16664668

[placid sail]

it was very not cash money

[fading shuttle]

then why ask

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bFjsV.gif

[stone blade]

why not

time to be stuck on a mini boss for another 20 times

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/lana-del-rey-plumbing-toilet-flush-gif-18464977

[stone blade]

Game is cool though

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808958498171650058/836889084723068948/Date.jpg?ex=67273b32&is=6725e9b2&hm=9d2dcf45fd786c94541066e38daea8e3064f96c0e1c1312db09d1c710e916c45&

[stone blade]

kys flop

sry didnt mean it

nvm yes I did

@pastel quartz warahmatulah wabarakatuj ❤️

[ocean shoal]

Are u a black.templar too?

https://tenor.com/view/black-templar-gif-9718393494088205655

[tidal trellis]

rude, smh

what have I ever done to u

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-food-gif-6612883448903440831

[stone blade]

exist

jk

[tidal trellis]

woooow

[ocean shoal]

No

Whats a kafir?

A goblin?

[uncut torrent]

am not welcomed in that universe for what i have observed

[inland jackal]

Twink dating a doll

[tidal trellis]

that aint me

goober

[lusty sonnet]

flop dating bodypillows

classic

[inland jackal]

Ikr

[steel bone]

[tidal trellis]

❌

[stone blade]

yep

died by spear guy

gg

have to replay it

[tidal trellis]

why his eyes so far a-part

[lusty sonnet]

it's okay, you'll only get judged a little bit

[stone blade]

:(

god damn it man

all of ashine will have dragonrot

[steel bone]

Idk

[tidal trellis]

don't be sad,it only brings u down

MY GOD

[tidal trellis]

DISOWNED NO

BAD DISOWNED

[steel bone]

🤫

[tidal trellis]

[steel bone]

Photoshop can make lots of things

[fading shuttle]

but it cant make flop masculine

[steel bone]

I mean

Definitely not with this pfp

I can't even tell if it's male or female

[tidal trellis]

its a android

[steel bone]

But. Looks female enough

[tidal trellis]

it can

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-bangboo-angry-anger-gif-15958832060150040663

[steel bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1180129673942925362/1295033442362196039/tenor.gif

[steel bone]

🔥

[pastel quartz]

flop preggo is wild

[steel bone]

I knew you would like it

[stone blade]

wtf is this tree for?

@fading shuttle

doesn't lead to anywhere lmao

[tidal trellis]

Is terrible, yes

[sterile dome]

Jumping off of

Be brave

Loot below

[fading shuttle]

bro you just took picture of a random tree, how am i supposed to know what or where you are talking about

is there water below

[stone blade]

yes

[fading shuttle]

ok then i know where you are

[somber warren]

looks to me like you can use a grappling hook there or something

[fading shuttle]

you can jump below

[stone blade]

treee is at this place on the bridge just bellow it

to the left of the screenshot theres a river

[fading shuttle]

yeah, you can jump down and it leads to a different path

[stone blade]

can I go back up?

from the water?

[fading shuttle]

thats what the tree is there for i think

[stone blade]

its a blocked path

not itneresting

[fading shuttle]

nope

theres a tree you can climb up to and continue down to the rest of the map

[stone blade]

question is

how do we defeat spear guy

[fading shuttle]

with skill

[stone blade]

i dont know his attacks

and the save point is a mile away

[fading shuttle]

yes

[orchid kelp]

parry

[stone blade]

I got him

I legit spammed left click and shift

[green schooner]

I’m freedom now

[stone blade]

who says spamming is bad

fuckign ez

[fading shuttle]

he is pretty much supposed to be your introduction to the counter, he isnt really hard

[orchid kelp]

spamming is not bad as long as it works, it won't soon

[stone blade]

i healed twice

and spammed left click

until I filled his bar thigny

and then I 1 shot him

very ez

[orchid kelp]

thats how it goes

[fading shuttle]

thats posture, when posture breaks you get a oneshot

[stone blade]

oooh

so thats waht the red thing is

riiight

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/saltbae-beat-meat-gif-10596161

[stone blade]

see I'm learning

[hot solstice]

controller feels better for that game

[fading shuttle]

why

[stone blade]

fk controller

not a sissy gey boy

[hot solstice]

i dunno it feels better for most fromsoft games

[stone blade]

almost as if

they were designed for consoles in mind

[hot solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-stare-gif-4094844416938518680

[orchid kelp]

@stone bladegood luck playing the best software game so far

[stone blade]

thanks?

I have a lot to learn

maybe next I buy elden ring

[fading shuttle]

no

[stone blade]

LOL

[fading shuttle]

elden ring bad, dark souls 3 good

[naive bison]

YIPPIE

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[stone blade]

IRELIA PLAYER SPOTTED

[fading shuttle]

irelia player, consider suicide

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle GRAB HIS WIRES

GET HIS ASS

[orchid kelp]

it has its moments, but mostly bad yes

[stone blade]

wait why bad

[naive bison]

yeah yeah you guys play mages and sit back behind 17 waves spamming Q

and pretend you have skill

[stone blade]

I thought everyone praised it for being good?

what?

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

I never play mages

I play cancer champs like vayne

and lethality yorick

[naive bison]

actually shut the fuck up ivan

[stone blade]

a

[naive bison]

it's on sight

[stone blade]

this guy

[fading shuttle]

they love it because its like breath of the wild

i hate it because i despise nintendo

[naive bison]

i put this guy in the toilet

deserved for name and champ

[fading shuttle]

you play gods most overpowered duelist and claim you have skill

play lucian mid and the talk

[stone blade]

another boss

damn it

[fading shuttle]

nope, just an enemy

[stone blade]

oh

ok

[fading shuttle]

these guys are easy to parry

[stone blade]

can't I stealth kill him?

[fading shuttle]

you can

[stone blade]

nice

thats mostly how I kill enemies

cuz its ez

[fading shuttle]

you will suffer

[stone blade]

it has such bad good stealth mechanics

like mgr

enemies have like 1 pixel infront of them they can see

[stone blade]

why?

I parry bosses

well I try

[fading shuttle]

you arent fighting enemies to train your combat skills

[naive bison]

i have to press buttons

and strongest duelist is probably riven

riven has insanely many tools

[stone blade]

YOO

the axe is cool

[fading shuttle]

riven actually requires skill

irelia pretends that she does

[naive bison]

1 mechanic

[naive bison]

irelia has zero escapes without a wave

she has 1 skillshot stun

she is useless if she misses 1 Q

her W is like 20 second CD

[fading shuttle]

the q is point and click, how the fuck you miss it

[naive bison]

she is insanely useless against anyone who can stay out of her E range

[naive bison]

missclick/miss time

if you don't last hit something or not hit the mark

you're done

[fading shuttle]

really? "oh you can missclick that means she requires skill"

by that logic annie is a high skill champ because she can miss her bear ult

or use it at the wrong time

[stone blade]

boy

after all these enemies

[fading shuttle]

no, go in

[stone blade]

I'm sure that

a boss won't pop up ready to kick my ass

[fading shuttle]

yes you are

[stone blade]

?

I literally see him bro

120% a boss

[fading shuttle]

thats your dad

[stone blade]

alex

I dont trust you

shit is pretty asf though

[tame hazel]

DIDNT YOU WATCH THE OPENING THATS YOUR ADOPTIVE DAD

ungrateful smh

[stone blade]

I don't remember how he looks like

lol

[tame hazel]

bad son

[neon plume]

I've looked into this

[stone blade]

ok ok I trust you

[neon plume]

That tweet from Dr Doofenshmirtz is truly dastardly and evil

that is not Veilguard's refund requests

that's just the steam support stats

[stone blade]

ah well

if he kicks my ass its fine

oh it is dad

[tame hazel]

they are so into the idea of the veilguard failing

[stone blade]

[tame hazel]

smh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/174217524064419840/1098296297892622436/horsing.gif

[stone blade]

ok now waht

he said

go to the cemetary

and go around the estate

[fading shuttle]

grapple up some tree in that fire area if i remember right

[hot solstice]

yeah from tree to the tower thng

[fading shuttle]

nah he went instantly into hirata the moment he could

[lunar goblet]

Aight, thanks for letting me know.

[hot solstice]

i mean there's three prosthetic tools in hirata so at least he'll have his gear early

[stone blade]

idk

I just

I followed like the path

then I got the bell

prayed at the shrine and teleported

isnt that natural progression?

or was I supposed to go elsewhere?

[hot solstice]

nah you're chillin, if you start to have trouble and die a lot just go back to the main path you were on originally

then go back once you're stronger

[stone blade]

he doesn't know I died like 10 times to the general in the starting snowy area

general hara something

[hot solstice]

lmao fair

there's a strong guy guarding a funny dodge tool that you can get to from the bamboo slope shrine

[fading shuttle]

do you actually have the shuriken?

[hot solstice]

playing with a walkthrough is pretty much the only way you'll find everything

[stone blade]

me?

[fading shuttle]

who else is playing sekiro

[stone blade]

I do have shuriken

I do it to stop enemies from attacking

sometimes

am I supposed to be here?

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-nickelodeon-sigh-phew-gif-5752975

[fading shuttle]

yeah

[stone blade]

cuz

there was another area