🎪bruh-fart

[final cedar]

wasn't there a monster hunter world already?

[glad carbon]

anyways how are you mr shefy

[prime zenith]

wilds now

[final cedar]

ooh

huh

[prime zenith]

"Open world" typa shit

[glad carbon]

18 days 🫃

[prime zenith]

chillin

a lil sick

need to gym again

[glad carbon]

i should finish my miles for the week

[prime zenith]

are u pregnant

[atomic crane]

i think tomorrow i will start jogging again

now that the blazing heat is fucking off

[prime zenith]

gotta do it in the sun brother

[glad carbon]

gregnant with stalker 2 steam key

[atomic crane]

nah i like running when its 60 degrees fahrenheit at sunset

[prime zenith]

post

😋

[atomic crane]

or 15 celsius

[glad carbon]

sorry pookie

[prime zenith]

im vroke

[glad carbon]

i went on a nice walk last night

[prime zenith]

i like biking

think its unhealthy for me

cus i bike too hard

[glad carbon]

nah

unless you're like

12 miles a day

you should be aight

i should walk more tbh

[atomic crane]

im a fat bastard so the little seat on most bikes tries to disappear between my cheeks and hurts my ass bone

[prime zenith]

sometimes i do 18miles

but its more soft biking

[prime zenith]

im not fat by my fat ass does the same bruh

[atomic crane]

[prime zenith]

no diddy

[atomic crane]

front desk lady ass

[prime zenith]

leg kick kinda power

💪🏼

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/big-dick-randy-big-d-randy-digbar-randy-grandma-gif-1151170373588340477

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/possum-gif-24544990

[visual stirrup]

big dick randy is on the way

[prime zenith]

why is my bicep so big but so soft

??

😔

[glad carbon]

let me feel it vro

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/b4chCsrbLSY.gif

[visual stirrup]

it is possible to have muscles that are naturally large but not formed and strong

[atomic crane]

my bicep is hidden by fat but i have a feeling it's above average size, its definitely nice n firm when i flex it

[prime zenith]

i do bicep pullups alla time

surely they get harder

[final cedar]

exercises for fast twitch

more densely packed, harder

[prime zenith]

like explosive?

or wdym

[atomic crane]

like jorking

jorking movements

[prime zenith]

bar typa movement

dumbbell

[final cedar]

yeah, short hard contractions

powerlifting type stuff

[glad carbon]

jorking

[prime zenith]

what if i do pull ups fast enough

[atomic crane]

whatever u do just make sure you do the inverse compound movements as well

[final cedar]

yes

[prime zenith]

i saw some videos on how mma athletes train

[final cedar]

for fast twitch?

[prime zenith]

they do very explosive

[atomic crane]

idk, all i know is u dont want to build muscle on the front of your body and have no muscle on the back of your body

like having all bicep and no tricep is bad

[prime zenith]

yeah i started getting issues on this

but i been doing dips now

[final cedar]

is a bit hard no? that kind of exercise kinda needs you to isolate muscle groups

[prime zenith]

helpign a lil

[atomic crane]

its dangerous to have an imbalance

[prime zenith]

my elbows are fucked

cant do tricep pull downs

[atomic crane]

idk about fast twitch in particular

but i would guess its the same concept

perhaps not though because i believe the primary concern is having stability so as long as the extension and contraction of a limb for example is balanced properly then its fine

with the fast twitch just building on top of it

[final cedar]

With inverse compound do you mean as you release load or would that mean "do exercise that trains the muscle on the opposite side you just trained"

ok yeah, what else would it mean

[prime zenith]

think he means not leaving imbalance

train everything

[final cedar]

not been at güm in 2 weeks. Feeling like old man right now listening to you talk workout

[atomic crane]

my wording is not informed, what i mean is if you do pushups you must also do the same number of inverted rows

[final cedar]

gotcha

[atomic crane]

so that your chest and back are equally strong

[prime zenith]

my back is the strongest

probably by double

[final cedar]

probably good that way

[atomic crane]

its probably not gonna be an issue for you, but i would work on chest too just in case

[prime zenith]

yeah id say it was an issue

but i learnt it after i tried working out restof body more

stopped having issues with chest pains

haha

[final cedar]

core, pelvic floor to balance back and keep your hips horizontal

[atomic crane]

well shit, cool to hear a real world example of it

thank you, google AI

[final cedar]

clanker bitch

[prime zenith]

only thing i cant seem to fix are the elbows

think they are ggs

[final cedar]

joints take the longest to adapt

[atomic crane]

whats wrong with them

[prime zenith]

i can barely do specific tricep exercises

and a lil pain here n there

[final cedar]

just focus on keeping your movements steady, not "rolling" in on the joints but kinda float it with muscle focus you know?

[atomic crane]

my shoulders were my weakness personally

shits hurt when i first started, felt like i ripped my arms off for 2 weeks

[final cedar]

man I grew so fast my shoulder muscles couldn't keep up

constantly dislocated my shoulders

[atomic crane]

wtf

[final cedar]

you know when the ball joint slips out of the socket?

[atomic crane]

yeah i know

thats just not supposed to happen

wondering how the fuck it did

[final cedar]

yes

it's cause my arms grew pretty fast and I had basically 0 support musculature

[prime zenith]

yeah it just kinda locks when i try to do tricep pull down

with rope

even lowest weight

[final cedar]

don't go that far then. You need much more time to adapt to the load

your muscles gonna form a jacket around your joint and the joint itself gets stronger with time

[prime zenith]

hmm

[final cedar]

that gonna keep you from locking up eventually

[prime zenith]

will it fix the pain too

[final cedar]

same I had, once I had a pretty hefty shoulder muscles I never had issues with dislocating them anymore

[atomic crane]

i was so proud, back in like march i got to a point where i could do a full proper pushup off the floor with all (at the time) 290 lbs of body weight after months of incline pushups. i would lock up for a few seconds before my body would just go "ok you can finish the pushup now" and i would complete the movement

[prime zenith]

im gonna try it

half way instead

[final cedar]

do you do no load movements?

mentally prepping and mapping your movements?

[fluid heron]

Bro was morbidly a beast

[prime zenith]

load movement ?

[final cedar]

zero weight / no load

practice movements basically

[fluid heron]

I've always weighed the same since high school

[prime zenith]

yes

all the time

usually do with 3 kg

stretch with stick before aswell

[atomic crane]

i lost the beast part and doubled down on the morbid. been a really rough year but i'm thinking the 1-year anniversary of starting jogging will motivate me tomorrow to get back on the fitness kick

never should've quit back in march

[quartz ridge]

lowkey getting a elpitical was straight heat for me

[final cedar]

yeah when you do just go realy slow and memorize how it feels when you do it a certain way. I bet you gonna figure which motion works for you quickly

[quartz ridge]

tbh i reccomend getting at home exercise equipment

[atomic crane]

indoor workouts and machines are kinda off-putting to me. the sweat is awful

maybe in a gym with turbo blasting A/C i could do it

[quartz ridge]

i just shower after

[final cedar]

these are so fun

[atomic crane]

well yeah of course you shower after

but i cant stand the feeling of sweat on my body

especially on my head

[prime zenith]

i got elastic band and weights das about it

[fluid heron]

I just sweat from my hands

[atomic crane]

ur the mf chalking it up in the deadlifts area

[fluid heron]

I only sweat anywhere else with cardio and I wasn't very cardio heavy

[quartz ridge]

i sweat a bit

but im fine with it

tbh i used to be the same way until i spent a summer in pakistan where it was hot asf everyday

[atomic crane]

gotta train the muscle inside ur body too not just the ones on the outside you feel me, word up my brotha word up

[final cedar]

word

[atomic crane]

running is so good

[final cedar]

[fluid heron]

fuck all that straight 50 pound penis lifts all day

[final cedar]

rowing is better

[atomic crane]

my legs got relatively huge just from running, didnt even need to strength train them

[quartz ridge]

insert man lifting weights with his shlong

yes its a gif on discord

[atomic crane]

had like 13 inch calves

[fluid heron]

I had insane thighs from squats

[atomic crane]

i didnt actually measure i just like to think they were some pretty big number

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/5fnq.gif

[prime zenith]

my legs are naturally big so a lil leg workouts and all my pants wont fit

🗿

[atomic crane]

wont fit or will fit just enough to make u the sexiest guy around

[prime zenith]

tight fit

[fluid heron]

I might pick it up back in the winter but the gym near me makes the ac hot

[atomic crane]

tight pants on built legs are probably hot but im not gae so idk for sure

[fluid heron]

Which is fucking stupid

[atomic crane]

wow

just turn the A/C off in the winter, geniuses

[final cedar]

similar situation

[prime zenith]

naw i dont fuck with tight fit

slim fit is great but tight no

[fluid heron]

all my clothes loose as fuck

especially pants I let the nuts hang

[atomic crane]

i would fuck with tight fit if i was in shape

as it stands, tight fit for me means a V from my pelvis to my knee and then a badass bodybuilder calf

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/Jgeh.gif

[prime zenith]

maybemaybe to each their own

[final cedar]

gf told me the main reason she asked me out was my huge ass, so do your squats

[atomic crane]

huge in-shape ass, right?

[prime zenith]

[atomic crane]

im thinking girls dont go for the front desk lady ass

[final cedar]

yes

[prime zenith]

they love it vro

[final cedar]

freaks, all of them

[atomic crane]

im talking nikocado avocado ass

or thug shaker ass

[prime zenith]

oh

when u say front desk lady

i dont think nikocado

[final cedar]

you know that nice middle aged lady always getting the chocolates when the representatives arrive

[fluid heron]

does anyone know what those zip up jackets that only zip up the neck are called I have so many and have no idea what they are called

[atomic crane]

u know shes hiding that mf thang

[atomic crane]

pullovers?

[fluid heron]

Yeah those

[final cedar]

sweaters?

[fluid heron]

I fuck with those so heavy

[prime zenith]

turtleneck idk

bomberjacket

[final cedar]

like half way down?

[prime zenith]

turtle neck

[fluid heron]

These hoes

[prime zenith]

das what i clal them

[fluid heron]

Comfiest fucking jackets but they get hot

Got my ac turned cold as fuck just so I can wear em

[final cedar]

especially when they made out that synthetic felt stuff

[atomic crane]

they do get hot, they also make me look like a packaged turkey

shit eliminates any chance i got of showing off the slimmer parts of my body

[final cedar]

that's outdoor clothes tho, innit?

[fluid heron]

i wear nothing but sweatpants hoodies and these

[atomic crane]

sweatpants are the death of the fat man

[final cedar]

I'm here wearing a toga with thick wool socks

[atomic crane]

sloppa here bringing the fat perspective

i would probably rock a toga

[prime zenith]

do not do squats

[atomic crane]

i'm patrician as fuck

[prime zenith]

bro my pants fit so weird

[final cedar]

[fluid heron]

none of my sweatpants are the same size

[prime zenith]

my width and length gets so fucked

cus of that

[atomic crane]

they make pants that would only fit right if your leg was the same circumference from thigh to ankle

[final cedar]

check out if you got a tailor near you, get yourself some nice jeans and ask them to fit them... life changer

[atomic crane]

idk why tapered isn't the norm

[final cedar]

you pay like 50$ once

[fluid heron]

fucking hate jeans

If it restricts my mobility at all I can't wear it

[prime zenith]

I have to do every single pant i buy then

[final cedar]

I mean realistically you need like 2-3 pairs?

[atomic crane]

[final cedar]

unless you constantly piss yourself

[prime zenith]

uhh

[fluid heron]

Im a day 1 pant pisser

[prime zenith]

i wear what i feel like that day

[atomic crane]

i think it's acceptable to wear pants twice before washing depending on how shitted they are

[prime zenith]

so its random

[final cedar]

look, if the poop is dry by the next day it may as well be clean already

most of the dirt will fall off once dry

[fluid heron]

If you just turtle headed it a little it's fine

[final cedar]

[atomic crane]

if u dont shit ur pants, piss ur pants, or use them as a napkin/dump food on them like a regard, and u have good hygiene, i think a pair of pants can be worn twice

[prime zenith]

you guys only wear 3 pants?

[atomic crane]

therefore, 3 pairs of pants would see you through an entire week

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-twd-the-walking-dead-rick-grimes-coma-gif-1227282216097103455

[prime zenith]

i switch it up alla time

[final cedar]

I wear jeans for weeks if they are not visibly dirty or smell

[fluid heron]

hopefully winter is actually cold and I can wear pullovers more

[prime zenith]

yeah but I mean not because of the dirt

but to change it a lil

[atomic crane]

other people might not agree with your definition of smell

honestly safer to just do your laundry regularly

[fluid heron]

moral of the story is don't be a dirty fuck

[final cedar]

my limited brain capacity allowed me to only wear the same outfit all the time

[atomic crane]

im so happy i got to wear a long sleeve shirt today

its getting cold again yippee!!!

[slender rock]

I just don't have anyone to fuckin impress so I don't bother

[final cedar]

I have ~20 grey t-shirts, 2 blue jeans and some assorted stuff

[prime zenith]

impress yourself in the fahkin mirror

[fluid heron]

All of my tshirts have obscenities written on them

[prime zenith]

😩

[atomic crane]

my proudest purchase was a 6-pack of white undershirts to wear under an open flannel or button-down

[slender rock]

Nah, I'll just tell myself "You look like dog shit cunt"

[fluid heron]

Wanna find this shirt and buy it

[atomic crane]

Diskey Whick

[final cedar]

for me it's this I desperately want

[slender rock]

yes

[prime zenith]

🫨

[fluid heron]

It's on etsy

12 bucks might needa cop

[prime zenith]

mine was a cat shirt from japan

[atomic crane]

BORN TO POST
GAMMA IS A FUCK
Ban Em All 2023
I am trans man
410,757,864,530 DEAD MODS

[prime zenith]

fits so well with my muscles too

[slender rock]

If one was to make that a shirt

would ya'll want it

[fluid heron]

Yes

[atomic crane]

what would the image be

[slender rock]

noted, it'll be expensive as fuck but, you degens deserve a lil treat tho

[atomic crane]

elaborate scheme to get my address for a future booty call but i'm intrigued

[fluid heron]

I am intrigued I will give you all my personal information

[prime zenith]

this shirt stuck with me , i wear it too much

[slender rock]

sleep over when?

[fluid heron]

whenever u want bb gurl

[slender rock]

ayy

hmm

[prime zenith]

no

[atomic crane]

i forgot a line so i edited it in

[slender rock]

weeeel fuuuuck you toooooooooooooooooooo

[slender rock]

I was like it's missing a line

also the image in the middle

hmmmmmm

?

do share?

[atomic crane]

fuck it, trace my pfp and use that

[slender rock]

.

[prime zenith]

man

[atomic crane]

ree the FUCK is on a new line reeeee

good one tho lol

[fluid heron]

I found the shirt on Etsy again

[slender rock]

have to make two text boxes

[final cedar]

nah kinda shit

[atomic crane]

[high wing]

https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1852572594324553840?t=xd6CiPza9199-wMZs09MjQ&s=19

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) on X

◾️

Twitter · Nov 2, 2024, 4:45 AM

[atomic crane]

me n mah bitch sporting the brainfart user shirt

[fluid heron]

Nice image quality

[final cedar]

could you add some Cyrillic text before ban em all?

like the chinese characters in the original

[atomic crane]

such a good idea lol

[slender rock]

yeah

[final cedar]

but what

[fluid heron]

Etsy is a magical place

[atomic crane]

someone ping a russian and ask them what we can make out of 2 characters that sounds like gae

[atomic crane]

or a good 2-3 character word

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ru: **Russian** *(русский язык)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Poop here

[atomic crane]

can u make the font size smaller for the bottom 3 lines?

holy shit gae in russian is a slur

i really should not be saying things in foreign languages

it would be my luck to accidentally use an actual slur

[novel palm]

https://tenor.com/view/kyle-rittenhouse-kyle-cheers-johnhackerla-dicaprio-meme-leo-dicaprio-gif-23895470

[fluid heron]

I kinda look like Kyle Rittenhouse if he weighed 30 less pounds

[prime zenith]

thats not good

[fluid heron]

And I was born in Wisconsin

[atomic crane]

looking at a little gameplay it seems like if dragon age veilguard was a standalone game in the same genre as devil may cry it would be pretty well received

gameplay looks good, it runs good, there isnt any bugs from what i can see, but the characters and writing seems a bit half-cooked

one example is in one scene in dock town (lol btw) a mysterious guy appears, the main character is like "i have so many questions about you" or something and the mysterious guy says "most people do."

im not a DMC player but as i understand it the importance in that genre seems to be on gameplay rather than story

and the gameplay in the new DA looks a lot like one of those types of beat em ups or like the gameplay in the new god of war games

[glad carbon]

people were complaining its not "dark fantasy" but like

i look at gameplay of the first hour

theres tons of people turns to weird fleshy piles and half razed towns

idk it still seems pretty decent

[glad carbon]

dialogue seems fucky yeah but like idk, its been kind bad since inquisition

[atomic crane]

the world design and visuals seem fine to me, im not a dragon age player though so i wouldnt know if the garish character designs are on theme for the series which might influence my opinion if i was a dragon age player

[glad carbon]

oh they were

i forgot the name of those demon guys

look at what they look like in past games

veilguard does em better

[broken pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/nono-gif-4893215397752937896

[atomic crane]

i was talkin bout Neve for example having a really over-the-top look, very colorful and out of pocket

i wouldnt know if that's new to veilguard or if it was always a thing in DA

[glad carbon]

they still look kinda weird because the forehead part between the horns isnt like

scaled or anything

its just a large forehead

[visual stirrup]

Драй - Dry
the gaest thing I could think of

The original chinese texts says "ghosts and spirits" or some shit

[glad carbon]

wow veilguard really does the hair much better

[atomic crane]

so. freaking. true.

@slender rock get on it

[glad carbon]

@coarse bear

🫃

[visual stirrup]

Or you could just have it say "Grok"
грок

[split canyon]

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[glad carbon]

@pastel quartz hi pookie

[broken pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002

[slender rock]

dry oh no

[visual stirrup]

I am regretting the part I played in this

i disavow this

i wash my hands of you

[slender rock]

nope

[visual stirrup]

you're like a cum stain on the soul
can't be cleaned

[coarse bear]

I gotchu homie

[slender rock]

not as expensive as I thought

but 15 for just a shirt is still

a bit

[coarse bear]

I GOTCHU HOMIE

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-rorschach-watchmen-ginger-gif-9657032

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[pastel quartz]

metal gear

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589519755615010828/1302143165649784854/rapidsave.com_car-zlay3y6s5byd1.mp4?ex=67270ad3&is=6725b953&hm=93d2ec1ca8652f284d8bf4b7f7baac06bd9a1a9b2624502578e4f1ccc3b79190&

@prime zenith

[surreal sandal]

VECHER V HATU, ARESTANTI

🤙

[atomic crane]

its great

[visual stirrup]

vecher v hatu

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063755770027573252/1294397261308235786/GZniv8OX0Agfm2v.png?ex=67268c63&is=67253ae3&hm=9b4754fb94edfc9c66291482ad7a7758eadc992198430d85834f557d2b41b121&

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/big-eyed-cat-stare-cat-giant-eye-cat-gif-26545953

[surreal sandal]

Vecherok v radost, chefir v sladost, brodyaga

[formal bane]

I really need this video, if someone can send me the downloadable version

[fluid heron]

That video fucking destroyed me ear drums

[atomic crane]

@broken pebble https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4?ex=66073f21&is=65f4ca21&hm=f62cbd201a0c93cc5e23f39d1721ad9c6ddb27dbaa8102469a7adf383056aaf1&

[formal bane]

Bruh that's how you do it

I thought I would get something else lol so I never tried it

[atomic crane]

sorry knight i forgot to remove the @ in the link

[formal bane]

Thanks for helping my pea brain

[atomic crane]

well it gives you a bunch of weird markdown shit behind the link but yeah it has the link

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between djungelskogbear and kokopelli is at 46%

[atomic crane]

just gotta put it in the chatbox and rip the link out

[atomic crane]

its not true

[formal bane]

I gain a single brain cell from this

[atomic crane]

i do not have a djugnleksgok

[formal bane]

fake

[atomic crane]

[formal bane]

should be at 0

https://tenor.com/view/guh-djungelskog-ikea-bear-silly-goober-gif-12837102272726845270

[high wing]

@tidal trellis

[formal bane]

it's what the djungelskog bear is

[atomic crane]

so glad its not blahaj

[formal bane]

the swedish bear from ikea

[atomic crane]

had enough of the trans shark

[formal bane]

I have both

[atomic crane]

do not post it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/923370620253786132/1153499871429546024/unknown-3.gif

[high wing]

Do it

[formal bane]

a swede friend gave me the nick name, is how my username became the bear

[formal bane]

perhaps

[atomic crane]

holy crap nice

[high wing]

https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/642

[high wing]

lol

[atomic crane]

all these helldivers 2 weapon replacers when all i will ever use is the auto shotgun

[naive bison]

tarkov made the ump and mp5

real

oh it's a mod

i thought it's a collab

lol

[atomic crane]

give me an AA-12 replacer for the auto shotgun

or a USAS for the battlefield 3 meme

[glad carbon]

frag-12 round when

make it do the uhh

vog-40 or whatever that new nade is

that tier damage

so it doesnt fucking instakill from 20 feet away like a normal nade

[formal bane]

@atomic crane here's the shark you mentioned. Too large to get it in one image.

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/mistake-murder-execution-gun-harry-gif-19890471

[broken pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002

[formal bane]

[atomic crane]

it was mistake knight i was just trying to send the video link to cmytok

[broken pebble]

[atomic crane]

forgot to remove the ping from the copied text

[formal bane]

lies

[glad carbon]

gae creature

[atomic crane]

thats what u get when u copy da text... my hands are clean

[formal bane]

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between unwiseandmysticaltree and light_warrior is at 31%

[pastel quartz]

@glad carbon

[unreal gull]

it was delicious

[fluid heron]

My vape is getting low shit tastes like the smell of a bass pro shop

[atomic crane]

keep ripping blinkers

[glad carbon]

[low atlas]

ouhhhhgghhghg

[atomic crane]

hey surrae i got da job

[low atlas]

ayyy

Well deserved, good job

When do you start?

[atomic crane]

thanks brother

they're sending the details mid-next week

the offer came after they reorganized some staff so i think they're still working on actually filling out the details of the position that opened for me

[low atlas]

What's the position, or is it TBA

[atomic crane]

it's gonna be the same as what i was initially going for, i think it's probably an HR thing

they gotta get things set up to enter me into the system n shit

its actually better than before because the location is closer to home for me

super hyped

[low atlas]

hell yeah dude, my old workplace was ass because I had to drive 50 mins to get there

[atomic crane]

my condolences

[low atlas]

I dream of having somewhere close to home

[atomic crane]

before this new offer i was gonna have a 39 minute commute

[low atlas]

lemme guess it's on public transport too

[atomic crane]

now it's gonna be that only 50% of the time maybe with the majority of the time being a 15-20 minute commute

[low atlas]

or do you drive

[atomic crane]

thankfully not, it's only slightly better by being on an american freeway

[low atlas]

i figured

Just pray you don't see accidents on said freeway

[atomic crane]

indeed

[low atlas]

One time a friend of mine was doing his hour long commute to work in the fog

About 40 cars crashed

And a truck caught on fire on the exit

[atomic crane]

lmao sounds like here

the moment theres a little rain people freak out

[low atlas]

this was in saudi so not seeing the sun and no clouds gets to people lol

[atomic crane]

a mile away from my exit a truck fucking flipped like crazy on the side of the highway

idk how they managed to do it but it was all the way upside down

a tractor-trailer semi truck

[low atlas]

it amazes me how many truck crashes we see

[atomic crane]

here in the states drivers are being pumped out by shitty companies, good drivers arent being given any reason to stick around or are being actively fucked with thanks to the shitty drivers

[glad carbon]

@low atlas @atomic crane guys have you seen the minecraft version that has no code

ai generated

[atomic crane]

err uhh no?

erm. what the deuce?

[high wing]

oh

[low atlas]

what does that mean

[glad carbon]

its extrapolated just from feeding an AI videos of minecraft

[high wing]

i seen something about that

[glad carbon]

theres no game code, its just the screen changing

its weird as fuck

[low atlas]

what da fack

[glad carbon]

oasis minecraft

[atomic crane]

sounds like a video, not a game

[glad carbon]

theres a demo for it rn

[glad carbon]

no its playable

it's feverish

[atomic crane]

there has to be code for the AI

[glad carbon]

nah its sentient

[atomic crane]

gotta be instructions for the AI to follow when it detects a mouse click

or when you press WASD

[glad carbon]

yeah no shit but theres no minecraft

its just an AI playing what it thinks happens

turn around in a cave and you're 200 miles underwater

[low atlas]

That's kinda creepy

[glad carbon]

swim up and you're on a hilltop

[atomic crane]

okay so no minecraft code, but all this means is the AI is generating code

[low atlas]

https://oasis-model.github.io/placing_4_fences.webp

[atomic crane]

still impressive

[low atlas]

Embed fail

[glad carbon]

oh right its one of those uhh

weird village things

iirc its a single village from the entirety of india

some celebration shit

like claiming a pillow fight day in indiana is some country wide all out brawl

[glad carbon]

embed issue

get good

[naive bison]

imagine going to india for tourism and they get showered in cow shit

stellar

[atomic crane]

imagine not loving being showered in shit

[high wing]

i would never go to india ngl

[atomic crane]

i think the majority of people are with you there

[low atlas]

gonna touch you dude

[glad carbon]

okay what else

[high wing]

poop wars, ppl cutting food with their feet, or using their hands and never sanitizing

bleh

[low atlas]

ill cook for you while I'm at it

[naive bison]

i am never going to india, china

uh

any coastal city of america

uh

england

france

[atomic crane]

africa

[low atlas]

oh yeah? you didn't say middle east, come bring your gae ass so you get rdmd

[naive bison]

all of south america

middle east

[glad carbon]

lmao i love hunter generalizing an entire country off some nasty celebration done in one village in one county

[atomic crane]

come on frog you are not gonna do this for india

[naive bison]

the problems of india don't end with 1 village brotherman 💀

[high wing]

i do not care ive seen alot of wild videos on how life is there

id rather not go

[atomic crane]

too many random chimp events

[naive bison]

i wouldn't go to australia either

[low atlas]

like the actual animal right?

[high wing]

same

[low atlas]

Right?

[high wing]

even though i love australians

[naive bison]

if i went out of the country i'd go to like

[high wing]

fuuuuck that

[naive bison]

finland

i think that would be dope

[high wing]

id go to germany maybe

[atomic crane]

uhhh yyyyeaahhhh!!

[high wing]

japan ehhh

if i had someone that knew japan/lived there really well maybe

[naive bison]

finland is very racist, happy, educated and suicidal by the stats

[glad carbon]

@high wing google beaver oklahoma festival, they do the same shit

[high wing]

ok?

[atomic crane]

oklahoma moment

[naive bison]

so?

[glad carbon]

guess you gotta hate america too now

[high wing]

but i dont want to visit oklahoma either

[naive bison]

we already do

[high wing]

where have been you been

[glad carbon]

nah but you said thats a reason to not visit india

[high wing]

a said a reason

[naive bison]

it's one of

[high wing]

not the ONLY reason

[naive bison]

there's MANY reasons

[high wing]

[glad carbon]

that would be a reason not to visit the city where they do that shit

not the entire country you weirdos

[high wing]

great

i wont visit there

[naive bison]

are you

actually

[high wing]

thanks for that

👍

[naive bison]

trolling

like

you can avoid that village completely

[atomic crane]

a country that allows that shit to happen in one of its cities is not an enticing country to me

[naive bison]

and still have many reasons not to go to india

are you going loopy

[high wing]

truth is cap he always been loopy

[glad carbon]

"i hate freedom of religion"

[high wing]

that involves poop throwing

[naive bison]

some religions are better than others

[glad carbon]

thats true

[naive bison]

throwing shit and drinking cow piss for covid

nah im good

[glad carbon]

kill all russian catholics because they're bad religions

so true xalrider

[atomic crane]

well frog, i also would not support a religion that involves ritual sacrifice

[naive bison]

i'd rather go to an orthodox church, listen to some cool chants, dunk into ice cold water

[glad carbon]

glad you thought of that

[naive bison]

and smell the incense burning

[naive bison]

did i say anything about killing people

did you not have your morning coffee

[high wing]

WHEN DID XAL SAID TO KILL ANYONE

[naive bison]

what's wrong with u

[high wing]

[naive bison]

you should calm down brother

[glad carbon]

i thought that was what normal happens when religions disagree

[atomic crane]

frog is a sentinelese nationalist

[glad carbon]

crusades innit

[high wing]

i think you need some time off the internet frota

[low atlas]

fellas I got 2.66 dollas what do I eat

[naive bison]

[glad carbon]

hot dog

and frie

[naive bison]

double ramen packet never lose

[high wing]

youve gone coocoo

[naive bison]

very filling

[low atlas]

Dreading the fact I'll be eating this for the next whole month

[naive bison]

btw i'm never going to china because of a little phenomenon called "gutter oil"

i just would never feel safe eating food there

also way too many people

[atomic crane]

https://fixvx.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1849058735496282494

[low atlas]

i was gonna go to China for work but realized I'm tanned

[naive bison]

awwww mate

[low atlas]

So I respectfully declined my offer

[naive bison]

some organ harvester in china got very sad when he heard ur not going

[high wing]

damn

[low atlas]

yep lmfao

It was a company based in china hiring in Malaysia and they were like 'yo, wanna work at the main HQ?'

[naive bison]

hot dog and fry?

for 2.66

[atomic crane]

the most important racism issues in the world right now are in america surrae, know your place

[naive bison]

where are those prices

[low atlas]

And I was like nmmmm...nooo

[naive bison]

a hotdog outside of costco is like 3

[glad carbon]

you can get hot dog fry and drink for costco

1.50

[naive bison]

do they serve fries

[atomic crane]

hot frog, dry

[low atlas]

Uyghurs would love a word

[naive bison]

hotdog, and can you put the hotdog water in a separate cup

[atomic crane]

[naive bison]

dont forget the straw

[glad carbon]

*west taiwan

[naive bison]

nah that is crazy btw

like

[low atlas]

Do you guys have asian brands often outside of Asia?

[naive bison]

china believes taiwan belongs to them

the taiwanese believe china belongs to them

[low atlas]

or is it just local slop

[naive bison]

listen i understand china's position, they are a bigger country and all

but taiwan

there's a british saying

[atomic crane]

usually when governments are exiled they give up, taiwan just stuck around. pretty baller imo

[naive bison]

"wind your neck in"

[glad carbon]

ofc you would

[naive bison]

i didn't say taiwan belongs to china retard

[high wing]

I think i figured it out xal

[naive bison]

i said i see why they would be saying that

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/people-with-blue-eyes-blue-eyes-blue-eyes-guy-erm-awkward-waving-gif-9434704244383060320

[naive bison]

frota

please

[high wing]

Cuppy made frota finally have a mental breakdown

[naive bison]

drink some like

floral tea

[glad carbon]

all he does is send me furry smut HEEELP

[naive bison]

mental break: retardposting

[glad carbon]

you need to have a stern talking to cuppy

[high wing]

There it is

[glad carbon]

please hunter

[high wing]

Naw

You figure it out

[naive bison]

block button + report for grooming

[glad carbon]

gooning*

[naive bison]

[low atlas]

he says, messaging cuppy for said furry smut

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-me-fight-sklet-skeleton-gif-12424596002707679541

[naive bison]

like 5 people saw this and dm'ed cuppy probably

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane

i have this

[low atlas]

That's what I'm sayin

[high wing]

I have my own supply cuppy prolly got lame "boy kisser" smut

[naive bison]

why do you keep posting

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589519755615010828/1302158010210058241/GbR-iXObkAA9T9-.png?ex=672718a6&is=6725c726&hm=279111f987ea49c5e4783b365767195135e15d5efba4951bca1238668571ab75&

[naive bison]

AI minecraft

[glad carbon]

i was gonna post it earlier

[atomic crane]

i think i got that too

i need a glizzy

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083029477082267729/1300214856359870545/attachment-2.gif

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-16364681102409581294

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cadet-floopers-9000-floppers-sir-yes-sir-gif-3623413836398855336

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-diwali-dhanteras-diwali-happy-dhanteras-diwali-gif-12827812

wtf is diwali

[naive bison]

chat i am so hungry rn

[low atlas]

It's actually dieali

[naive bison]

should i go make eggs and bacon

[low atlas]

Diwali* today

[glad carbon]

is that some sikh holiday

[low atlas]

Hindu holiday

[naive bison]

sikh and you shall find

[atomic crane]

holy crap @glad carbon its Diwali

[naive bison]

what the fuck is a sikh btw

i never understood

something to do with india?

[atomic crane]

a sikh individual

sikh and twisted..

[naive bison]

okay bud

[low atlas]

A sect of hinduism

[naive bison]

i c

[glad carbon]

xalrider can u stop cutting my internet

[glad carbon]

thanks

[naive bison]

no i will chew through all of the wires

[low atlas]

I actually kinda like Diwali decorations

I'll give them that

[glad carbon]

i forget but i think its like

[low atlas]

It's that and lunar new year that are my fav

[glad carbon]

yeah what surrae said

hindu sect

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-cat-stupid-stupid-cat-bite-gif-25168895

me as hell

@glad carbon

[glad carbon]

i had a hindu neighbor, walked his dog a bunch, very nice fella

like him more than my new neightbors

[naive bison]

don't have to say it with a hard R buddy

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/holly-logan-santa-christmas-time-holiday-spirit-holiday-sweater-gif-8203720982390532074

[low atlas]

my last fee neighbors were indian

[glad carbon]

dude they legit have the most hair trigger kid i've ever heard

they walk away for 2 seconds and that thing is screaming

[naive bison]

wym

[low atlas]

One fucked like every other day of the week and the other kept knocking on my door asking for a lighter

[naive bison]

the cure for such things is beatings

[atomic crane]

kid cant self-soothe

[naive bison]

shoutout MemriTV

[glad carbon]

buy him a lighter next time

[naive bison]

memriTV gotta be my favorite Israel psy-op

[glad carbon]

or like put it on one of those bank pen thingies but on his door

so he doesnt lose it

[low atlas]

I mean he SMOKES

How does he not have 19 of them

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/beating-cristi-memri-gif-25663599

https://tenor.com/view/memri-tv-memri-by-allah-you-peiple-are-dogs-i-will-go-on-as-usual-allah-by-allah-gif-21056227

[atomic crane]

mossadTV?

[glad carbon]

beatings make em cry more stupid

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cancer-memri-gif-15284604

[naive bison]

beat them until they stop

[glad carbon]

idk about over there but over here it's illegal

[naive bison]

i'm just joking

don't beat kids

[low atlas]

xalrider revisiting childhood memories

[atomic crane]

nah nah we take everything hyper literally and out of context here

[naive bison]

you're gonna revisit your childhood buddy

[glad carbon]

nah they're not beaten, they're just born with fetal alcohol syndrome

[low atlas]

i don't got one

we been on this study bullshit since I were 5 bro

I be in 1st grade my mom teaching me shit for 3rd grade

That's my childhood

[naive bison]

some day it will pay off

when you are sitting on a nice 401k in your 50's you will be glad you can finally enjoy your money

owie arthritis

ow my back

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-d4vd-romantic-homicide-in-the-back-of-my-mind-gif-27104934

6 more months left...

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-beats-cock-gif-25280824

[low atlas]

Ow a shithead kid that won't shut up

It's all gonna be zoever

[atomic crane]

i listen to frightcore myself

[glad carbon]

im gonna touchcore you

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/garn-47-car-gif-6360379418477262515

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Ityqf-29s

type shit

[clear bear]

table leg

still a good mace

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/jorkin-it-rubbing-it-down-gif-11671966088229427743

[atomic crane]

mortar shell?

[clear bear]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-gif-scream-if-you-love-brock-lesnar-loves-brock-lesnar-gif-8607013991961401757

[naive bison]

jorkin my shi

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-america-america-scream-if-you-love-usa-scream-if-you-love-gif-6271826334607881748

[river zealot]

What if xal was like

Good in tarkov or some shit idk

[naive bison]

bro just woke up

and is shit talking

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

what did i do to deserve such treatment

[river zealot]

You probably camped me on labs

[atomic crane]

failed to chad react the video i posted

[naive bison]

i have never played a single raid of labs in my life

and im not planning to duiring the eevent

[river zealot]

Not this month brotha

[river zealot]

L after L xalrider

Smh

[atomic crane]

tarkov sucks, and labs was the worst map when i last played

tough being the worst map in a game that sucks

[visual stirrup]

tooltip
upon striking an enemy, roll a d20
if you roll a one, the weapon is destroyed and all enemies within 3 meters take 2d6 damage

[naive bison]

NERD

PLAYING DND

STINKY

[visual stirrup]

league of legends player

[river zealot]

@weak jackal

[visual stirrup]

kill yourself

[naive bison]

[heady crow]

Yeah exactly, you get it

[naive bison]

im gonna make some eggs and bacon chat

fuck you

you are not getting ANY

[river zealot]

!role 1d20

[naive bison]

ROLE

[river zealot]

Man what was the command

[naive bison]

THIS FUCKING GUY

COULDNT EVEN SPELL ROLL

[dreamy flax]

1d20

🎲 11

-# [ 11 ]

[river zealot]

I hit you with the drone

[atomic crane]

hxly fvck.

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/431125949128507403/1146493142200229940/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[river zealot]

Roll death saving check

[naive bison]

did you see liver king having an actual unironic schizophrenic breakdown

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/hyperjumper-truth-nuke-trump-chud-nuke-gif-14173000316342898899

[naive bison]

roll with disadvantage

you dont know where i am

retard

[dreamy flax]

1d20

🎲 10

-# [ 10 ]

[weak jackal]

scary!

[river zealot]

I still hit you

[naive bison]

your mom

[heady crow]

Nah but im not suprised. Bro is already roided to all hell with pec implants so who knows what else has been going on

[river zealot]

Your skill issue

[atomic crane]

explain

[naive bison]

@river zealot just put the tarkov raids on the account lil bud

go on

[atomic crane]

@heady crow

[river zealot]

What the fuck are you saying

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-interview-microphone-horse-talking-news-gif-755519426988214132

[heady crow]

Such a great movie

[atomic crane]

vaguely yakubian

[atomic crane]

what movie is it

[naive bison]

fuck you artem

not only am i not gonna share eggs and bacon

if i was there i would TAKE your eggs and bacon

🖕

[river zealot]

Love you too vanya

[heady crow]

The Seventh Seal

[river zealot]

Wait bacon

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[river zealot]

Wouldn't that be pretty much salo

Are you ukrainian xal

[inland jackal]

You mean mostly fatty bacon?

We call that one soap bacon

[river zealot]

I can see why

[atomic crane]

ur not supposed to soap it

freak

[river zealot]

Freaky w

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-bloodborne-fire-sit-sword-fire-dar-souls-gif-13189946300588235114

[atomic crane]

#🎪bruh-fart message relevant

[slender rock]

mood rn

[naive bison]

no

salo has more fat

the ratio is diff

it's basically fat with a hint of meat

im eating bacon

[atomic crane]

salo sounds like burnt ends

[naive bison]

salo is not cooked

it's salted only i think

[naive bison]

i never had it

it's basically raw

[atomic crane]

oh. foul

[visual stirrup]

acquired taste

i prefer raw bacon over cooked bacon

[naive bison]

how about you acquire some good taste

[visual stirrup]

still never had salo

[naive bison]

raw bacon is literally dangerous

[visual stirrup]

league of legends

[atomic crane]

how about you acquire trichinosis

[visual stirrup]

the gift that keeps on giving

[sudden warren]

Most handsome Turkish man

[visual stirrup]

anyway
i don't eat any raw bacon for exactly that reason

[atomic crane]

you had to have eaten it at some point to know you prefer it

[sudden warren]

Raw bacon causes tapeworms

[atomic crane]

and we judge you for that mistake

[visual stirrup]

how about you judge me by my dick instead?

[sudden warren]

I think that's for his mom to judge

[river zealot]

Youre ukrainian now, xal

Cope and seethe

Welcome to the land of the free

[naive bison]

from my family lineage i have like 7 eastern european bloods mixed in me

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @inland jackal

[naive bison]

prefer raw bacon
don't eat any

[atomic crane]

least attractive swedish woman

[naive bison]

how do you know you prefer women too if you've never had any?

[naive bison]

holy forehead to nose ratio

got that football helmet

[atomic crane]

u deserve everything you get

[naive bison]

and a hardness 7 pick nose

scratches gorilla glass

[visual stirrup]

I like killing people, but i don't do it very often

what is so hard to understand?

[river zealot]

Ah so youre a gypsy

[atomic crane]

GUP 🗣️

[sudden warren]

She's not the best but out of my league fa

[atomic crane]

i think she's 99th percentile

[sudden warren]

Nope I see better girls than her on a daily walk

[atomic crane]

where do u walk

so i can move there

[sudden warren]

Swedish women have high neanthedral anecstory

I think women from the Netherlands/Denmark region are better looking on avg

[visual stirrup]

eastern or northern europe, I bet

[atomic crane]

holy real

[sudden warren]

Avg Russian couple

[naive bison]

i am not romanian

or have any gypsy blood in me

this is slander

aw mate these eggs and bacon came out phenomenal

[visual stirrup]

average woman on the street over there is better looking than an american instagram "model"

[naive bison]

until the age of 25

[atomic crane]

i think women from spain and women from slavic countries are pretty attractive

[naive bison]

like

[atomic crane]

russia and ukraine of course leading

[naive bison]

knowing how pretty slavic women are

and how ugly old slavic women are

is an insane fact

[atomic crane]

babushkas got it rough

[visual stirrup]

only 32, and already saw three brothers die from alcoholism

and a husband

[sudden warren]

Russian women are pretty mid on avg

[naive bison]

btw @river zealot

[sudden warren]

Still out of my league

[naive bison]

1 egg 2 yolks

[naive bison]

ramblings of the mentally infirm

[atomic crane]

i guess i have to see what your idea of above average is

[sudden warren]

I have been to Russia for some College shenanigans

And if the college girls look mid yk the avg is mid

[atomic crane]

taking the full population of russia? sure i can see where you're coming from, but we're talking about the most attractive