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im gonna do some outpost captures
get enough quantum batteries to fuck off out of mines again
We love water
then probably just buy everything else i need
We love water right bf
so true
Her @
smash
relax bro. she's somewhere on the other side of Europe
its always the cashiers
its finnish language
Instagram models : 
Random cashier at a shit store : 
iedy can steal a plane to go there
no what happened at dennys
tried to win a territory dispute against a squad of 6 freedumbs π and it was onlyme and another guy @inland jackal
i got like 3 of them
I just realized


Mfw I see monkey from cov while Iβm artifact hunting
(Iβm going to get beamed all headshots from 700m
lmao
Nothing happened at dennys wdym 
you took off your socks and everything wtf
hood shit


Smash

the grandpa bro?
wtf
This game again?
what have you done
created a master weapon
right, losers like these guys keep this shit alive and the devs not doing anything
everyone should stop playing so the game gets good updates
created an abomination
anyway im gonna get on the shitty lil twitch drop shit for stalcraft
jk, this is my every day carry
Yuh
acceptable
Nothing ever happens chuddie
how do i actually get twitch drops to work with stalcraft
@heady crow this you?
im thinking of getting a glock
no idea
it might give me anything decent so
like
jesus
its just like
yeah it should be fine
idk i wanna bother with connecting everything for the rewards
buy a cz 75b 
these are the rewards in question @inland jackal
nah i dont do twitch
don care
im gonna go put an actually good stream on because i logged into twitch anyway
pink boi
gae
rude

tf
she is mid too
its a zyra 
not even supp
@pale ingot I got vssm
you mean the 1v2 lane?
IM COOMING
grinding for that top 100 rank

got 7 gangs
ranked sucks

oh that yea
its cool
im taking a very american-mexican breakfast
tortillas with sausage and hard boiled eggs
panth mid
i believe thats called a 'disorder'
im cooked
yeah but they're people now too
and people have disorders
i should know

i miss soraka, guys!
I am just saying, I played League a long time ago and just recently played because I got pressured into playing again
I only play Anivia mid and had a Yasuo matchup after not playing for a few years
yay
ooof
and i want the 973 one the 7.62 variant
made me want to die so I respect anyone that can grind through that
fair enough
aek 971 is 545 , 972 is 556 and 973 is 7.62
they made a 556 aek?
yeah apparently, small batches ofc
interesting
The AEK-972 is chambered in 5.56Γ45mm NATO. It uses the magazines of the 5.56Γ45mm NATO chambered arms of the AK-100 rifle family, the AK-101, AK-102 carbine, and AK-108.
did they intend to sell it to some NATO partnered country or what? 
or maybe just testing
tarkov more like.. poop
i think because 556 was somewhat easy to manufacture in batches as well , maybe
- im sure russia can buy 556 ammo from 3rd party countries / black markets
just like US ppl can get 545 ammo even now , even tho Russian stuff is banned since the Ukraine situation
yeah but why go through all that hassle when you can just chamber them in 7.62 and 5.45 for wich you have the supply chains set up
recreational use yeah maybe
They made very small batches of it , probably only for certain miltiary groups or shit in other countries , where 556 is easier to get than 545
there are other post-soviet states 
there was a point in time that russia was thinking of joining nato
ahhh that makes sense
long time ago now though
3rd world party countries
Time traveller almost cooked with that chair
yeah early Putin years
joining nato requires you to adopt the standard cartridges
hmm I dont think he was ever that serious about it though
eh idk , romania never did that as of now
we still use AKMs
well , bootleg AKMs manufactured by us but still 7.62
a lot of countries are on the NATO or Warsaw Pact ammo standards but maybe dont want to keep working with the same suppliers.
that too
Top 10 things romania has stolen 
although that would be a very niche reason probably
Nope , we actually got the Kalashnikov licence from Stalin himself back when WW2 ended or shit
since we became Iron Curtain state

Actually huh, did poland switch to nato ammo?
we got the pass fr
like entirely
probably they have been overhauling for years now
Ok so , the AEK got renamed to KORD 6P68 and is officially adopted by the Russian Military and Spetznaz as of 2020 , only in russian cartriges tho
ah yes, moving at the speed of military bureaucracy
although it probably is a bit of a mish mash transition phase thing going on
when is grok gonna add the bulgarian nato aks
when is grok gonna add the chinese type 95 
real
with rare 5.8 ammo 
uraaaaaaaaaaaaa
no
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the romanian dong
do romanians hipfire all the time?
bulgaria has 556 ak74u, when add to tarkov Nikita
Why is that foregrip curved like that 
it's called the dong
I miss when the vatican had an army
raise donger?
knobsanding.gif
Romanians invented that one btw
wooden dildos?
Easier handling because, well, AK grips get fucking hot
at least plastic ones
Romania exists in tarkov lore
Are scavs secretly Romanian citizens
yes
no you dont understand I meant the curve direction
yeah sure it gets hot but why is it curved like that 
They are romanians, dont expect them to be intelligent
wow rip iedy
i mean in order to get hot you have to full auto the bitch like a lot
obviously nobody expected Romanians to fight anything
you know i heard rumors from my dad who was in the army during communism , he told me , most guns had 30 round mags but only 10 bullets max on them
nobody had full mags in the guns , not even when on guard duty


the vtubers make the grind more bearable
Stalcraft is fun
Iβm excited to spend my week
Playing Stalcraft
league is fun
was the same in germany, if your just standing guard you wouldn't have a full mag
tarkov is very fun
most of the time mag wasn't loaded in the gun
ye thats why the 10 rounder mags were invented
swain is stealing all kills 
for those guards and shit
hes support 
gonna see what the fuck going on in Forge-11
they not supposed to fire anyway
true
GO SWAIN, BREAK FREE FROM YOUR CHAINS
YOU WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE A SUPPORT
I used to like playing swain
not really, short AK's get really fucking hot
have they butchered him since then
adc thresh 
how hurt you
they tried to make swain into a support instead of a toplane mage
instead of mid, you wanted to say
HOW MUCH SHIT HAS THIS GUY EATEN @inland jackal @green schooner
freedom boy on 50 types of canned beans and drugs
i always played swain top, swain mid is mental illness
he aint doing well
mid is mental illness you mean
ah, the abilities are the same still
they keep forcing characters into stupid ass roles
also imagine caring about winrate
that's how you become the bitter shade that you are, alexa
i still play swain
though it is frustating to get a lose after lose, you now what's actually fun?
*know
letting enemy go with one hp and randomly throwing E in the fog of war, screaming KOBE
and hitting
that was fun
W
ye?
fake swain fan
the eye on the floor with insane range
what
get outta here

inb4 pre-rework fan
nothing go back to playing slop

IM GONNA SUCK IT
I'll be honest I barely remember pre-rework skill set at all, only that funny epileptic crow shaking and shooting lasers out of its eyes and the aoe cage
Branches are wet today
oh and his absolutely horrific hairdress
twerking crow swain was funny
I miss swagger gangplank
who just shot you to death
i remember playing pre rework gp for the first time
DO YOUS KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS
or og sion 
and i was suprised he wasn't a ranged championg lmao
I played ap sion pre-rework and I regret nothing
his art had him hold a pistol and no scimetar
devil
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don't let me pull out pre-rework ap yi

older league was a fun wild land
true
i enjoy playing mid ap ezreal because its fun
one of the funniest reworks of league is fiddlesticks imo
when the current fiddle is wΜ·ΜΝhΜΈΜΜyΜ·ΜΝ Μ΄ΝΝdΜΆΜΝiΜ΅ΜΝdΜ΅ΜΝ Μ·ΝΝyΜ΅ΝΝoΜ΄ΝΝuΜ΅ΝΜ Μ·Μlet me diiiΜ·ΜΜiΜΈΜΜeΜ΅e ee
and the old one is HAR HAR I FARTED IN YOUR ROOM AND NOW I RUN ALSO FUCK YOU HERE'S A JUMPING CROW TEEHEE
runs away bobbling
"dance"
aka meth hobo jumpin in a circle for a free fix and tweaking
ah
old fiddle was fun
i like the rework but i miss the old one 
dont worry, with this mod he will be even scarier

that's a great skin
i can't play new fiddle without party skin or voice turned off
is the ulti animated for it too
pin worthy imo
the new voice makes me clear my throat every second
funniest jerma fan
that's horrifying
Half of them cancel each other out
Also Iβm joining freedom when Iβm home
Your gonna get violated by me
kys
Sorry small child
Your going to get beamed by AP 9x39 across the map
and you canβt 1 tap me with the mcmillian due to my artifact build π
p!avatar makrent
hey bus
thank god at least the skin is not changed
@native aurora does it jiggle
it's unnerving enough already
kms rn
sorry bbg
Does it
my man wtf
fuck you im dwellign in the duty side of forge-11
Your acting like I wonβt come over there
And violate you
I got a speed build bitch
theres a mod that replaces his default skin and voicelines with his pre rework ones
i just want the voice
Part of @NickyBoi Season Rewind Project. Part of a collection now available on runeforge.io along with many other old/pre-rework skins. (custom skins).
you get the voice and the skin
mods he is posting politics
Rules for thee but not for me
Iβll camp it
Wait on the roof
the karma will fondle your balls for the injustices you exact
ay caramba
we lost and swain still got the s+ 
nerf him to the ground
crazy mods
whar
lmao I already forgot his name
the twink guy with a sentient scythe
why is he a fork
kayne
its the "utensils kayn" mod
kayn
is there a kandy kayne mod ?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1301871281452351559/image.png?ex=67260d9d&is=6724bc1d&hm=ec77f679af6fa4876d3d8339af7485366737df8ec6f1ae93e11352774e45f609&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1301871471274229812/image.png?ex=67260dca&is=6724bc4a&hm=a79697dbabfa3098b435beb89843e61e74f2564e253487ef760fb865274eacd5&
@shell venture

1.5%
elite
alright let me rephrase
why is kayne a set of utensils
why not
Now do FUBAR spec ops the line
the fk is that
0.4 percent of people have done it
The hardest difficulty
ok?
Itβs the hardest difficulty ever
Do you feel like a hero yet?
i've gotten half way through with that one
im still waiting for a mod that changes teemo into the protagonist from spec ops the line
You wonβt cause your a pus
I won't cuz I don't want to
Do you know what its like? When hawk tuahs in the back
i don't remember
i played the game like 4 time back to back
dont care enoug
Uncultured
yes
spec ops is just warcrimes the game
definitely
bad taste in games
and i love it
at the time i got around to doing it i was bored
ivan in chat , we lost
Spec Ops the Line is a generic third person military shooter in which three dudes engage in some tomfoolery and everyone has a great time.
the 4 hour gae sex scene was a bit unnecessary imo
no that was important to the story
Heβs me fr!
Friendship ended with Geneva Convention, Willy Pete is new best friend
did you also kill the soldiers, if you didnt you didnt beat fubar
Made by z0mby from public servers.
Thanks to GoD for helping me make the SoundPack, which can be found under the downloads section at www.GoronCity.net
I do not own...
watch out or he will lazer you
I will explode your pancakes with MIND
explodes your balls with mind
romanians in Paris
Why don't you try playing something else
Wait is that drake
You gotta use this version now
Get with the times
no
disturbed - decadence is playing
Iβd report you
@inland jackal murdered a freedomer on an outpost and got backshots from my other teammates as a reward π

this is dubai after i blow up burj khalifa
Thatβs wild
husbando we are homeres meme 
"make feel pity" more like
ITS THE FIRST A DA MONTH
the ladies love him
who is it then
Not drake
you will never achieve my skillset bz11k
Bone Thugs N Harmony - 1st of tha Month
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@undone wave this you?
Locking channels and getting cold feet with females?
respect for drywall for keeping this name ever since Unheard dropped months ago
I'm not on the carti sub
Thatβs a child
I say as I have this screenshot 
i saw that Iedy
why are u posting children then Charon ?
I haven't been super active here but the hate is still alive and well
you have smth to tell us twinkles>?
ah yeah this ughh what sthe deal with this
the antler girl
i saw her memed even on r/romania
"anime was a mistake"
Brainfart is banned
true, I'm too bored of lying in the grass or sitting behind a door for 20 minutes to maybe score a kill


Minimum PC Specs:
OS: Windows 10, Windows 11
Processor: AMD Ryzen 5 1600X / Intel Core i5-7600K
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: AMD Radeon RX 580 8GB / NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 6GB
Storage: 150 GB available space
Additional Notes: SSD
Recommended PC Specs:
OS: Windows 10, Windows 11
Processor: AMD Ryzen 7 3700X / Intel Core i7-9700K
Memory: 16 GB RAM
Graphics: AMD Radeon RX 5700 XT 8GB / NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2070 SUPER 8GB / NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 Ti 11GB
Storage: 150 GB available
stalker 2 specs
My pc not gonna kill itself for once while playing stalker 2
oh shit, i got 4 gigs vram 
I have less then the minimum
Rip

there will be mods to run it 
Fuck it we ball
If my 100 dollar Walmart pc can run under the specs of tarkov and play streets
stalker 2: old world
Time since last shower
It can run stalker 2
meanwhile on the monster hunter wilds specs page
Co jest?
Kurwa maΔ
chuj kurwa
Bober
Jebie mnie to wszystko
seeing my newly bought pc there makes me worried
hopefully this isn't several slurs in polish
read the fine print at the bottom

my phone has 12 dude
Bober lore
Drumk on vodka
Weseli fututi gura matii astazi si maine
vram
they are doing this to push console sales
not ram
Aaa
it's all a big conspiracy
DA MORTI MATTI PUTANA
what gpu u have wes
no phone has 12 gigs of Vram
blow up the headquarters
game runs like shit on consoles too
RE engine just isn't made for these types of games
ein moment
Or sth
580 4gb?
dragon's dogma 2 also runs like shit
yeah in the city only
outside its fine
agreed
re engine is goated but not fit for open world
city is cancer
3050 
3050ti lmao i didnt even know that exists
definitely wasn't fine upon release
for a laptop
Laptop
whats wrong with 3050
observant
its better than 1030 i had on me pc
this is myshinka> 
Kys

Dickhead

Im going to hang you
scam tier , it's not even close to the desktop 3050 which is also shit , but any laptop with an RTX gpu costs 10 times more

cause they say it's a gaming gpu
that's not very nice
Shut the fuck up
me too please

I hate you
TRZEBA MIEC WYJEBANE PEDAΕ KURWAAAAAAAAA
i can run metro exodus at a decent fps
hopefully in the grave
70 
yeah so can anyone with a 1060 from 2017
and im fine with that
i mean for a laptop
perkele
is already above average
so yeah
it is what it is , anything better is literally gold money
on a laptop
czy to kirju z jakuzy
they ask your cock and both balls for it
laptops are the scam of the century
I hope you find only war
i refuse to buy one
And conflict
And pain
i only got one for work only , wont even bother with games
Try bitch
it runs old retro shit but eh
i have encountered a small issue @inland jackal @green schooner
too many freedumb squads so i cant capture the outposts on mines....
forge-11 outposts are too evil and fucked up so i cant really clear them
i'm not trying you
Gotta go through Ukraine first
i hate that they are required nowadays tbh
fuck off
if i open Tarkov website i set fire to my house

needed something to play games on and have it for school, im satisfied with the results and the fact i paid whole laptop myself working my ass off for 3 months
Failed to do so for 2 years
I just need more...
I hate him so much
@eager igloo 
You must hone your hatred and turn it into a weapon , use it as your strength , not as your liability
but myshinka is also a dumb rat who sees a cheese in a well placed spot above a big rat trap
and goes , yeah i could go for the cheese
man
Stfu
Gypsy
man 
Why did my local hardware store have the copper wire locked up
did Iedy visit?
Stfu
no point in locking an empty room brother

Menace is a valuable member of this shithole
I will be happy when I euthanise you
like a 3 dollar bill valuable?
yeah yeah keep yapping buddy

while i was typing that i heard "first blood"
"enemy double kill"
"minions have spawned"

Stop playing league idiot
Give me more levels birdman
ivan gaming
13yr player
Someone's drunk as shit
im actually romanian bro
uhhh
"what are you in for?"
"got a ukranian an achievement in tarkov"
"
"

There is nothing you can do
Heβs Russian
this one breaks the language barrier
1v1 Kharkhiv winner takes all

Pay attention next time
German and Soviet tanks rerunning the 1βs in Kursk
Wasnβt on my bingo
(For the second time)
Well fuck you

@pure wadi
I personally loved it
hes cooked

Hi twink
You should file a complaint
just clutched an outpost
do you need help bbg
by literally going through 2 crawl-height vents and getting the one freedomer guy from behind..
got his ass..
46 so far
@solar obsidian
Charon 
this menu
Idk Iβm gonna ask him cause heβs in the top clans
For freedom
i didnt notice before but the reflection here has the ferris wheel in pripyat
on the armor's visor
@pale ingot
Ye heβs in not that cool
Idk about switching
Maybe if itβs easier to farm sure
If not Iβm staying duty
@inland jackal @stone blade 
lmao
most dangerous car accident in romania

fun fact, chile has a law about carts and to be legal, you have to put lights and stuff
yeah here they need to have 4 wheels
and a license too
what he sees
what she sees
me on the floor planting delivery from the past package seeing tagila's "hammer"
what a chad sees looks while i pull out my M-2 sword
ΠΏΠ΅Π΄Π΅Ρ 
@narrow lotus mots
killing



I may be drunk officer but the horse isn't
freedumb. idiot ...
I wonder what this means
Heβs better then all of us

He has the very last armor for skat
Master hun
Gun
Buryat
And a artifact build over 10m
He would touch all of us
i never understood these
there's no way someone is so poor they can afford to upkeep a horse
but not a car
yeah... he's a nerddd.
...
gimme 50 grenades...
Love between unwiseandmysticaltree and octagonsucks is at 90%
i can kill him..
- Hundred. Grenades.
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gladius is so back
didn't count dead eye so fake
@shell venture
appears for 10 mins
hated by his colleagues
operates a cool axe mech
drops the biggest banger track
dies by a robot dog
doesn't elaborate

do you know how little that narrows it down? 
de_dust is in africa?
no idea
@narrow lotus I come out of annual leave for 1 work day and go back to weekend
I couldnt have planned it better
africa
tbh it could be multiple places
are you dumb, how can a slav not know that de dust is middle east you tard
no
east europe looks the same
if I say to someone
Salo Goodman @artem
i think it's based on morocco
The idf in morocco? 
whatever its based on dont matter, its canonically somewhere in the middle east
well that's what google says
oh the original map
leave it to csgo maps to be racists
yeah that would be reasonable
do you mean the same one im thinking of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d77gTBvX0K8 @shell venture @narrow sorrel @inland jackal
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it's based on andalus architecture

MUH ANACHRONISM

s
indeed brother
π Anachronism ( | Ι'nΓ¦krΙ,nΙͺzΙm )
- Something located at a time when it could not have existed or occurred
- An artifact that belongs to another time
- A person who seems to be displaced in time; who belongs to another age
ah so they changed it
CSGO IS UN
ISTIC NOOOOOOO
dont care, always been middle east
always will be, no matter what mental illness (cs2 and the dust revamp) says
the 1.6 dust 2 was crazy though
bro thinks we have enhanced vision
The duality of counterstrike
π€
this retards think csgo and cs2 are the only ones
what are you talking about
lore accurate
im not talking about either csgo or cs2 version of dust2

Counter strike miniature maps >>>
I think that was 1.6
ok, how does that invalidate anything
and assault 1337
because those are different
and i didn't play them

thats what confuses me
i invalidated those changes because i dont believe in them, and yet he still calls me out
esl hours
i called you a retard for playing csgo


iedy can you brown me
idk why he used it here but the ((( ))) are a reference to a guy making a browser plugin that puts ((( ))) between the name of a twitter user who is a jew

there's like 3 pixels for the whole pic
you didn't bring enough pixels to share with the whole class

oh this one uses ((())) properly 
anime
+ 
bro i dont even have discord π
zzmim im i mmmmm
https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1852417826205610260 is it over gym bros
Bro lamented so hard his fingers dislocated

so 
ive been summoned by a homie so no stalcraft anymore tonight
are those coke lines or scratch marks bro
i use them as an elevated object so i dont seem to deep into the chair
as you can see
if there werent the scalpels, i would be laying flat
glowstick dick

alright time to set the PR.
i found an user on some server, he has all the stones 
bro didnt even hit the I II II I_
the what
that dog is pretty fucking cute man
I II
II I_
adorable even
looks like KFC chicken wings
lol
still cute
you're probably just hungry
no idea
HE DOESNT KNOW
plus you cant put a glowstick horizontally for some reason
π§¬
missing xe/xir
he aint SHIT
one for each star on the bosnian flag
those are dlc pronouns
surrae and i managed to get all of that and now i manufacture ammo for him
mainly, 12.7 easy mode

hop on i show you around
i am on




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