#🎪bruh-fart

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atomic crane
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alex flipped from attacking woke to defending it and ive just been attacking it this whole time

pastel quartz
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how is bg3 woke else than the companions being able to bang whoever you are regardless of gender?

atomic crane
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he is self reporting

fading shuttle
atomic crane
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idk i think the gae vampire elf was too sexual

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that's kinda woke to me because it makes it a front page feature of his character

idle veldt
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You think the vampire is too sexual

pastel quartz
glad carbon
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lmao thats not what retards on steam think

stone blade
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@narrow lotus @fresh rose @inland jackal @pale ingot

pastel quartz
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and astarion bangs chicks too

atomic crane
glad carbon
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bg3 is woke until it sells well and then suddenly its not

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same with space marine 2

fresh rose
# stone blade

Dude the fucking store next to my house is literally like this

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im not fucking joking

heady crow
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Glorified receptionist desk job. Seeing who goes in and out of the barracks while taking calls and dealing with officers

fresh rose
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its always so crowded for no fucking reason

atomic crane
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sexuality should never even be at the forefront of any character because there should be multitudes of other things to worry about or think about

river zealot
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bg3 is woke for sure

fresh rose
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i might record next time I go inside

stone blade
fading shuttle
stone blade
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and they make so much cash because everyone in the neighbourhood goes there

atomic crane
fading shuttle
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went mask of for a second and showed im a liberal

atomic crane
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woke isnt "game has gae people"

heady crow
pastel quartz
glad carbon
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those mfs literally jump on you at any chance to bang

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and the game is still fire

somber warren
fading shuttle
atomic crane
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bad analogy

idle veldt
glad carbon
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i have not seen a single game where a character is purely their sexuality koko

atomic crane
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satire shifts the focus from escape via entering a different world to escape via laughing at the expense of a topic

idle veldt
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I know what satire is

glad carbon
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if you want escapism go play cod

idle veldt
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What does it have to do with woke

glad carbon
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games are art, not always escapism

pastel quartz
prime zenith
atomic crane
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it... doesnt? thats not even what we were saying with that

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it was a response to fin's bad analogy lol

glad carbon
pastel quartz
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this seems like a stretch and leap in logic to justify an irrational dislike for a game

glad carbon
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"no i dont hate the game for having black characters, i just think (made up argument)"

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(stalker 2)

fading shuttle
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the term woke only really exists as an excuse to ignore that companies are shit at making games

idle veldt
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Sloppa is disco Elysium woke to you

atomic crane
glad carbon
fading shuttle
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so we dont criticise them for being bad and instead call them "woke dei garbage"

pastel quartz
# atomic crane it was a response to fin's bad analogy lol

I don't know how one being focused on a satire and one not being one is relevant, when we are talking about how "woke" a game is I think a game based on a criticism of western ideals is more woke than a game with characters that are horny

glad carbon
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its like hating on a game for being modern

idle veldt
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True but modern games are dogshit lmao

prime zenith
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not true

idle veldt
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Ignore the good ones

prime zenith
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so many good modern games

glad carbon
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its like that lollipop chainsaw remake review

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"the game is a 10/10 if you ignore all the bugs and game breaking issues"

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"yeah it crashes on my pc every 5 minutes but it seems promising"

atomic crane
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because hating war and battling the institutions that perpetuate it with satire in a game that is primarily about the gameplay and not the story is fine, but putting flat characters in a RPG is not imo

pastel quartz
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I FUCKING HATE AUTO MOD REEEEE

prime zenith
glad carbon
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in my case it was literally just a me issue

prime zenith
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yo guys we about to extract max difficulty map

pastel quartz
idle veldt
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Reeeee

prime zenith
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crash

atomic crane
high wing
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mr beast went and turned into a cartoon villain

idle veldt
atomic crane
glad carbon
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sloppa if you see any other retard on steam they dont have the same idea

prime zenith
idle veldt
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So you are literally doing the meme

fresh rose
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i dont trust that guy

atomic crane
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all woke games are bad, but not all bad games are woke

fresh rose
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but like

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it might be true

glad carbon
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main character isnt boring white guy? woke

idle veldt
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Is baldurs gate 3 woke to you

atomic crane
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i wouldnt label it that way

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too much of BG3 is actually good for that

idle veldt
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Oh lord

glad carbon
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bring me the receipts and then ill clap

fading shuttle
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classic

idle veldt
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I made that joke!

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He’s doing the joke

atomic crane
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that's not a fallacy when following what i defined woke as

idle veldt
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Woke is bad to you

glad carbon
broken pebble
idle veldt
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You just said that

pastel quartz
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Whatever we should probably drop the subject we're just going in circles

fading shuttle
high wing
glad carbon
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its like hating on the "shadow government" when you could just hate on the real government

high wing
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its stupid but its what ppl are doing shrug

prime zenith
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is romancing a lizard woke

atomic crane
prime zenith
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🦎

high wing
somber warren
idle veldt
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Dude I’d fuck a lizard woman

somber warren
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i don't think so

fading shuttle
glad carbon
idle veldt
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Disco Elysium

prime zenith
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🧸

somber warren
fading shuttle
glad carbon
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borderlands 3's dlc is pretty good

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and one mission is literally just lovecraftian gae marraige

atomic crane
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the moment i bring out what i defined woke as, everyone lost their ability to actually argue any points against what i was saying

somber warren
idle veldt
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Oh my god we just did this

pastel quartz
high wing
idle veldt
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Do people read anymore

somber warren
pastel quartz
glad carbon
prime zenith
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can u name 5 woke games

high wing
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dustbin

formal bane
high wing
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dragon age veilguard

idle veldt
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Ur mom

high wing
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my mom

prime zenith
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ur mom

somber warren
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concord

somber warren
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or any other hero shooter

digital quartz
glad carbon
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concord is woke

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since when

atomic crane
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i didnt play concord, did it actually have any writing?

idle veldt
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Concord is fucking dead

fading shuttle
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concord is just shit

idle veldt
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Buried and dead

high wing
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concord didnt live long enough to be woke

pale ingot
high wing
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so its asleep

glad carbon
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concord literally doesnt address any social or political topics

formal bane
idle veldt
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It’s the opposite of woke

high wing
neon plume
atomic crane
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cant be woke if its empty

idle veldt
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Is rainbow six woke

fading shuttle
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these days? yeah

somber warren
glad carbon
somber warren
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started non woke

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now woke

atomic crane
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yes, wheelchair operator who fights with bipedal robots instead of having robot legs. ableist

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virtue signalling

idle veldt
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I haven’t kept up with it

glad carbon
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koko what projection is this

formal bane
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R6 mentioned

glad carbon
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"i hate cripples so therefore game does too"

neon plume
atomic crane
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this is ubisoft missing the mark on how to write a disabled person into their game

idle veldt
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Wake up sheeple

glad carbon
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they stop being representative of someone wheelchair bound when you make their legs work again

idle veldt
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Is she actually in a wheelchair in game

glad carbon
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its like claiming family guy is woke because it has joe swanson

high wing
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why is the game not wheel chair accessible???? clearly game is not woke

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checkmate chuds

atomic crane
# glad carbon no it isnt lmfao

ask anyone if they would rather play a robot made by a disabled person, or play the disabled person with cybernetic fucking legs

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which is more badass

glad carbon
formal bane
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Oh no not this talk again

glad carbon
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eat rocks

neon plume
high wing
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also how would the operator work

atomic crane
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why is the operator boring

high wing
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youre gonna hear their squeaky legs

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lil motor running brrrr

pastel quartz
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Every time someone says woke again I'm rubbing another cigarette burn into my toddler

atomic crane
glad carbon
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its not some cyborg or something

high wing
neon plume
fading shuttle
glad carbon
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everytime hunter says woke i give him backshots

stone blade
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GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

atomic crane
high wing
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because my wheel chair makes me feel sexy

atomic crane
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thats the ubisoft take

pastel quartz
stone blade
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are you crippled?

glad carbon
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theres a difference between cybernetics and making a bipedal robot

neon plume
stone blade
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I legit don't brother

glad carbon
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its why we have shit like boston dynamics irl but not robot legs on people

idle veldt
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Sloppa do you like creamer in your coffee

atomic crane
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if you can make a humanoid combat drone fit into the lore, they should have stretched it a bit further to actually empower the people they are trying to represent

storm stream
fading shuttle
glad carbon
formal bane
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I am just eating my popcorn at this point

atomic crane
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because the character isn't even playable

glad carbon
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then why does it matter if their legs work or not sloppa

high wing
atomic crane
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its just a reminder that you can't be in the actual combat

glad carbon
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you wouldnt be complaining if they could walk

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and just rc'd 2 robots

atomic crane
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you have to sit back and control a robot, you've got fucked up legs

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sorry man

neon plume
atomic crane
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oh, the robot is a bipedal humanoid combat robot, but you're stuck sitting down

pastel quartz
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OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU FUCKWADS STILL SPEWING THIS INANE RETARDED ARGUMENT ABOUT WOKENESS AHHHHH snorkcringe snorkcringe snorkcringe snorkcringe

high wing
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cause its funny

pastel quartz
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PLEASE GO READ A BOOK OR GO ON A WALK

idle veldt
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Sloppa I need to know, do you like creamer in your coffee

fading shuttle
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wait til you realise that disabled people finding ways to do stuff in spite of their disability is empowering, holy shit you are a sad man schleppa

formal bane
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Me when Kapkan tho LipBite

high wing
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go for a walk while reading a book

atomic crane
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someone made a good argument and he cant handle it

high wing
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is this good argument in the room with us right now?

pastel quartz
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shit like this makes me want to take a carrot peeler to the skin covering my shin bone

prime zenith
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games can be good even if woke , end of story

glad carbon
atomic crane
glad carbon
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guys is it pandering if a US drone operator is in a wheelchair instead of rolling out and throwing nades themself

atomic crane
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like a couple characters in BG3

glad carbon
atomic crane
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doesnt make BG3 a woke game because its got overwhelmingly good content

high wing
heady crow
high wing
glad carbon
high wing
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lmao

formal bane
idle veldt
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“Good content”

atomic crane
neon plume
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Before & After of the Twitter grift

pastel quartz
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Where is dry to lock the channel when we need him, even ryry wasn't this bad bruh_krabs

fading shuttle
fading shuttle
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we are the ones saying they can be good too

atomic crane
glad carbon
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so he had 2 working brain cells

high wing
pastel quartz
high wing
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📖

idle veldt
neon plume
pastel quartz
fading shuttle
high wing
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i dunno why youre teling me

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im just trolling

high wing
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🍿

heady crow
fading shuttle
heady crow
heady crow
neon plume
stone blade
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@narrow lotus

neon plume
atomic crane
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red hair? woke as fuck

neon plume
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no

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le booty is not big enough to goon to

atomic crane
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wait... WAIT... is that a fucking knife ear

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🤢

neon plume
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elf ear

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calm the elf racism pal

primal rapids
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Digitial Extremes, devs of Warframe: We have heard your complaints and made Mesa Prime's ass bigger. Also, here's Wisp, another frame with a huge ass.

atomic crane
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i'll cool it with the anti-elf remarks

formal bane
neon plume
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fat bird

cedar hatch
fading shuttle
formal bane
primal rapids
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That's the real reason things went to shit on the Ishimura. They didn't have cats or dogs, just horrible coworkers and for some stupid reason allowed people to have babies on a mining vessel that could kill an OSHA inspector at ten kilometers.

neon plume
primal rapids
neon plume
potent hamlet
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i want mongolian meat

stone blade
potent hamlet
solar obsidian
potent hamlet
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i wish

stone blade
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she said she can't cook

potent hamlet
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my ex used to cook me stuff like that

solar obsidian
prime zenith
narrow lotus
atomic crane
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opportunity to post about ex acquired

narrow lotus
prime zenith
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just look up recipe

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easy cook

potent hamlet
high wing
stone blade
idle veldt
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You need a Chinese dude

prime zenith
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xie xie

potent hamlet
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and they scream 嘿,肉在哪里?再带一公斤 to their family members while making it

atomic crane
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a chinese dude who cooks mongolian food

potent hamlet
potent hamlet
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lol

primal rapids
potent hamlet
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Bing chilling

solar obsidian
potent hamlet
neon plume
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more men for me

potent hamlet
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chinese dudes nor girls would date me tbh

idle veldt
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Why

neon plume
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the racism ofc

potent hamlet
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this is basically me, the only thing chinese dudes would see attractive in me is being skinny

civic panther
neon plume
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at least it's not Weezer playing

potent hamlet
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i'm poor, i try to fix everything that breaks in my house, i have a lot of scars (mostly from accidents, playing, falling and just being a kid and running around lmao) and i dont take much care of my hair, i like it how it is

stone blade
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minus the m16

potent hamlet
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this is basically me

idle veldt
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You are calling yourself a stereotype

stone blade
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Memes. The Dna of the soul.

idle veldt
ancient barn
neon plume
potent hamlet
potent hamlet
ancient barn
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if you're worried about your feet on the floor maybe clean the floor

potent hamlet
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i actually dont have bowls and half-disarmed sanwich on my room rn

idle veldt
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Do you order food often

potent hamlet
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not really, i just do them myself

idle veldt
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We can save you

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You can be saved

high wing
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No you cant

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Its too late

potent hamlet
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i do what i like and i make the sandwiches how i like them

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mostly meat or ham, cheese, corn and tomato

neon plume
placid sail
storm stream
potent hamlet
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actually... none

placid sail
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paypal me 20 bucks if the previous one was some camo coat or pants

potent hamlet
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actually not

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it was a

storm stream
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also Hi Buzy!

potent hamlet
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top

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a croptop lmao

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i want a DPM body armor tbh

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one of these

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it would be neat

neon plume
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why?

placid sail
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HA

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called it

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camo shit

fading shuttle
potent hamlet
storm stream
# potent hamlet one of these

do yall not have some kind of laws against civilians wearing military-style clothing so as to not be confused for some kind of militia or insurgent or foreign army?

neon plume
fading shuttle
narrow lotus
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**NO NUT NOVEMBER IS ON **

fading shuttle
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already failed

stone blade
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who cares

neon plume
narrow lotus
gleaming grove
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@narrow lotus

narrow lotus
gleaming grove
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.did he just

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nut from 1 pic

placid sail
fading shuttle
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its over

storm stream
narrow lotus
neon plume
atomic crane
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wont you be looking for dopamine

placid sail
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come iedy

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come

neon plume
narrow lotus
high wing
atomic crane
fading shuttle
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people actually sorta like the game?

high wing
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They are deleting comments

storm stream
neon plume
placid sail
atomic crane
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i wonder if devs can report reviews on their game

narrow lotus
placid sail
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the legends say they make iedy come

atomic crane
neon plume
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it'll just be a star next to it with a disclaimer

atomic crane
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falco... im cumming ahh

fading shuttle
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reviews cant be deleted so

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i guess some people like the game?

atomic crane
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another steam W

neon plume
atomic crane
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god i love consumer-focused companies

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who enjoy making money

placid sail
lost tartan
storm stream
narrow lotus
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why did i even bother

narrow lotus
atomic crane
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political

fading shuttle
potent hamlet
atomic crane
stone blade
fading shuttle
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i guess ill try it with my 100% discount code

placid sail
ruby minnow
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yarrrr

fading shuttle
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ill be surprised if the gameplay is fun atleast

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heard they went more action oriented with it

placid sail
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so don't chase after standards and shit

fading shuttle
neon plume
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stating your preference was not a requirement in that reply at all

fading shuttle
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i know you are still depressed after madi left but cmon

placid sail
fading portal
atomic crane
storm stream
narrow lotus
placid sail
potent hamlet
atomic crane
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im with you in your preferences

storm stream
stone blade
placid sail
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you just don't know them

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the beasts that eat twice your amount and still slender

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I've encountered them

atomic crane
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my mistake, ye. i meant obese girls

placid sail
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sloppa I'm going to sic froggert on you

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and he's going to touch you

atomic crane
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dude hates my guts. that would be a painful touch

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iron grip on the thang.

placid sail
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swift 0,2 second prostate exam

atomic crane
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yes honey

high wing
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Sloppa toppa

neon plume
atomic crane
high wing
neon plume
atomic crane
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i see

narrow lotus
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p!explode @high wing

foggy mantleBOT
placid sail
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why this pigeon's taking a piss

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I've been standing here for thirty minutes

high wing
narrow lotus
high wing
neon plume
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rule 5 does not exist in this channel

narrow lotus
placid sail
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there are rules here?

glad carbon
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actual scizo hunter

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"game reviews cant be good, they must be paid off"
"player reviews cant be good, they must be edited"

glad carbon
placid sail
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thanks

glad carbon
placid sail
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I sure wish my henchman was good for anything but being constantly horny

gleaming grove
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here ya go

atomic crane
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i toss the fritos to frog

atomic crane
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its over

high wing
atomic crane
high wing
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forgot which game it was

fading shuttle
atomic crane
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nooo its still armor just painted different nooo you cant do that!!!!!!!!!!!

glad carbon
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surely hate bridgading wont get ur comment removed

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throwing insults and leaving worthless babble should be allowedd!!!! 1984 !!!

atomic crane
neon plume
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gabe "censor" newell

glad carbon
high wing
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this does feel like andromeda cope "it works well as a game if you forget the title of it being called mass effect"

glad carbon
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just act like its a new mass effect game

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dont put the expectations of a previous one on it

atomic crane
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eh. i guess if enough people didnt want to do that, there might be something to what the crowd is saying

glad carbon
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it doesnt continue the story of any of them at all so why should you be doin that

gleaming grove
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happy halloween

glad carbon
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if it was after me3 storywise, yeah sure judge it like its me4

atomic crane
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end of the day its just a place for someone to say they did or didnt like it no matter how schizo the reason

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thats why they take the average instead of the highest or lowest reviews

glad carbon
atomic crane
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so the goobers get filtered

glad carbon
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mean/median?

atomic crane
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ye

glad carbon
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where you line all the numbers up and choose the perfect middle

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instead of adding and dividin

atomic crane
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i forget what median is but mean is just taking the total value and dividing it by the number of individual values

fading shuttle
# glad carbon just act like its a new mass effect game

idk bro, thinking its fine for them to release a subpar spinoff to a beloved series because "it doesnt continue the main story" kinda sounds like the cope, game companies make fucktons of money, they should be capable of much more

glad carbon
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its not like its anthem

high wing
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Especially now for veil guard thats been in development for supposedly 10years now

glad carbon
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the only issue i had was not enough big alien men and also the faces moved kinda weird

fading shuttle
primal rapids
high wing
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Kinda wild to release a subpar game

glad carbon
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thats par

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thats like a uhh

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B grade yeah?

fading shuttle
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like, all this time and effort, and them using a beloved ip and this is what they release with it? it doesnt really matter whether its a spinoff or not because in the end its still in the same ip, so it will be judged accordingly

primal rapids
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C grade is 70% to 79%

primal rapids
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B is 80% to 89%

glad carbon
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same as inquisition

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oh sorry

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thats recent

glad carbon
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anyways this is just "early game" reviews

fading shuttle
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i despised inquisition, games design was too much mmo, not enough story driven rpg

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the part that actually focused on the story were great, but there was just so much annoying meandering

heady crow
glad carbon
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look at negative review of inquisition
schizobabble

heady crow
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Bait

neon plume
heady crow
green schooner
heady crow
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You wouldnt?

green schooner
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skom is gonna touch you

pastel quartz
glad carbon
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reddit mods are retarded

pastel quartz
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fuck 196 on god

heady crow
pastel quartz
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used to be good like 2 1/2 years ago

glad carbon
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196 is good for funny cats

neon plume
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no 🧢

glad carbon
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ignore all else

glad carbon
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everything else is just whining

pastel quartz
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196 in it's peak before it was twitter screenshots and a trans circle jerk, and I'm not saying that in a transphobic way, it's just for a while it was an ungodly unfunny trans circle jerk used by 14 year olds

glad carbon
neon plume
pastel quartz
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r/197 is alright though

glad carbon
neon plume
atomic crane
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can i get an independent fact check

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speaking of, did anyone ever fact check the disney whistleblower

narrow sorrel
wraith osprey
atomic crane
neon plume
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ThatParkPlace actually has some

wraith osprey
neon plume
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mindboggingly fun articles

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to read

atomic crane
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is it like the babylon bee

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or the onion

neon plume
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no

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they are legit

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it's run by some crazy catholic dude

atomic crane
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well catholicism doesnt endorse sex for any purpose other than procreation in the first place right

neon plume
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depends on who you ask in the vatican

atomic crane
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dude is obviously railing on homosexuality in particular tho either way

inland jackal
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0:07 kek1

fading shuttle
primal rapids
high wing
fading shuttle
high wing
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or well doesnt follow it and then follows it at another point

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WHICH IS IT

neon plume
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🤫

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i get all my history from DocuDubery

dreamy flaxBOT
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Couldn't find anything on Mashalah

neon plume
tidal trellis
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Anytime I see Napoleon mentioned I fear

tranquil basalt
narrow lotus
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and the other Prudence

heady crow
tidal trellis
narrow lotus
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Kratos would have smashed ur twink ass for this

heady crow
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Flop

tidal trellis
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Bruno

heady crow
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Are you really from Pakistan?

tidal trellis
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Yes

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Why?

heady crow
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Thats the last place id expect a twink to be from for some reason

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I was just curious

tidal trellis
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they don't exist here

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who told u they did

heady crow
heady crow
tidal trellis
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I didn't tell u that but brainfart lied

inland jackal
civic panther
inland jackal
neon plume
tidal trellis
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cause something good happened

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so I spare u my anger

inland jackal
tidal trellis
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BRUH

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NO

inland jackal
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@narrow lotus capture the moment

somber warren
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Multiple Backshots?

high wing
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Did you get called cute? @tidal trellis

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By a dood

tidal trellis
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no! I got good RNG and got this!! after enough attempts!

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Jesus you guys

high wing
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Lmao

neon plume
inland jackal
tidal trellis
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nah I got it safely stored

heady crow
lusty sonnet
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flop found out she isn't pregnant

tidal trellis
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HUH

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call me she again and I'm gonna put u in the morgue

lusty sonnet
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yeah sure twinkirex

tidal trellis
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I'm a dude!!!!!

somber warren
tidal trellis
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just can't win against haters

inland jackal
tidal trellis
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and jealous people

high wing
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NOT THE TWINX

lusty sonnet
inland jackal
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You got the left part you got the right part

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His bf gets both parts

lusty sonnet
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The bf only gets the bottom part

atomic crane
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u know why they call him flop

tidal trellis
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My sanity is slipping

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hazy lily
tidal trellis
atomic crane
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its because he got big peanits flop out from pants

atomic crane
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plop

tidal trellis
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no

atomic crane
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?

inland jackal
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@tacit bolt sipu mi tuki clueless

green schooner
tidal trellis
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Maybe one day I'll tell u guys

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Oh my...

atomic crane
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clop

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flop is a brony

tidal trellis
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Jesus Christ

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No

inland jackal
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Hes flapping his cheeks kekl

high wing
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Clap

atomic crane
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flappin his gums

tidal trellis
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Man I'm going to bed and taking my W madge and good loot with me

high wing
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Goodnight flop!

atomic crane
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gn buddy

inland jackal
tidal trellis
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Not YOU

high wing
tidal trellis
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Goober

atomic crane
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W body pillow

inland jackal
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@narrow lotus flop is trying to seduce me ples mute

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Hes harassing me

tidal trellis
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I feel like I'm speaking to a brick wall but it also punches me back whenever I go type in here

atomic crane
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take it like a man instead of running to HR

inland jackal
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So i gotta tell him to capture the moment

atomic crane
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smh

narrow lotus
inland jackal
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He aint unknown to himself anymore

lunar goblet
# fading shuttle

Seen it. I find it fair to play the good games while still being able to point out bad games and horrible flaws they have.

atomic crane
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some dragon age fans will never get another game they like sadge

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glad im not one of them

somber warren
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same

fading shuttle
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you should play dragon age origins and then suffer as you watch bioware repeatedly fail to make a good dragon age game for the next decade

atomic crane
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gentlemen, we speak with our wallets so that the companies can continue to ignore us

lunar goblet
fading shuttle
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inquisition wasnt good, it was above average

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too many issues and poor design for it to be properly good

atomic crane
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an above average game in a franchise with an above average size fanbase

lunar goblet
atomic crane
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i find it really strange that i've seen bits and pieces of so many different games over the years, but i have never seen dragon age bits

lunar goblet
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Either way, Inquisition was fun. Had some good ideas. Not everything panned out but it wasn't a wasted time to give it a go. I am not surprised it was still popular and sold alright, since it was still largely solid even if indeed it didn't have as great writing as Origins.

atomic crane
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considering it's not an insignificant franchise

neon plume
fading shuttle
neon plume
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one veilguarzillion copies sold

atomic crane
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3M on PS3 lol

narrow sorrel
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ANOTHER VICTORY FOR AUTOCORRECT?!

broken pebble
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3m on ps3 because thats all they got

atomic crane
inland jackal
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3 meters??

high wing
river zealot
lunar goblet
# neon plume

For franchise this big, 70k on a platform such as Steam is likely far less than promised to the investors. If that's a win, they really had modest expectations despite CEO promising a total blockbuster breakthrough with franchise branching out to TV series and whatnot.

neon plume
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and SH2 Remake has only had 24k players at it's peak on Steam and it's sold 1 million copies

high wing
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I will agree it hasnt been 24hrs yet so its still more wait and see

atomic crane
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Inquisition:

river zealot
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for now the revies are like

potent hamlet
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I went out to drink some beer and it's filled with kids

river zealot
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the combat is great

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story is dogshit

potent hamlet
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Tf day is today?

river zealot
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to be fair its hard to tell what the actual reviews are

neon plume
river zealot
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since those who doesnt like the game didnt buy it

atomic crane
lunar goblet
atomic crane
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veilguard isnt doing terrible in terms of followers

ancient barn
river zealot
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to be fair

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if you compare it with cyberpunk

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not even close

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cod

high wing
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what even is this comment

deep topaz
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Happy Halloween. Taxes. That's your scare for the day

atomic crane
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comparing dragon age with cyberpunk and cod is regarded

high wing
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" The dialogue is well written even if they speak like modern day people"

fading shuttle
atomic crane
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when has dragon age ever been on the same level as those

river zealot
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it barrely has more players then gta 5 rn

deep topaz
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Carb game

river zealot
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gta 5

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that game is older then half of this channel

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its what now

fading shuttle
river zealot
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almost 15 years?

atomic crane
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11 years old

ruby minnow
neon plume
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them removing almost every good vehicle:

atomic crane
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shark card bait

deep topaz
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The content in question is getting bombed by the air bikes from max levels

lunar goblet
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Veilguard is being mediocre, yeah. If it'd be a smaller game, its sales and player count would be an alright achievement. But for long-awaited Dragon Age installment, with considerable marketing, it's underwhelming. Again, it was advertised by CEO to the investors as a blockbuster, uncontested and critically-acclaimed GOTY. Doesn't look so at all (though truth being said, they give GOTY to all kinds of crap nowadays).

atomic crane
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jesus the CEO actually said it was gonna be the uncontested GOTY?

neon plume
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GOTY has never really mattered imo

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it's just a thing for devs to sell a GOTY edition

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unless you are far cry and sell one anyway

fading shuttle
atomic crane
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yeah pcgamer diluted it by making the witcher 3 game of the year for like 4 years straight

neon plume
lunar goblet
# atomic crane jesus the CEO actually said it was gonna be the uncontested GOTY?

Not direct quote, but he praised it to high heavens as one of the bigger titles to come out at this time. I can look for exact quote, I recall him hinting at wanting to turn it into all kinds of other medium already though. Kinda Concord situation really when they hyped it up as a whole new setting for crapload of things.

atomic crane
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that is still pretty cringey to hear

river zealot
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did it release in us yet?

ruby minnow
high wing
river zealot
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yeah that game is a failure lmao

atomic crane
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"idk why we ever had a goty anyway. everyone has their own goty."

fading shuttle
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at best game might sell 2 mil copies

lunar goblet
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laughs in Wukong

fading shuttle
narrow sorrel
fading shuttle
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50 gorillion sales

lunar goblet
atomic crane
high wing
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#BG3sweep

narrow sorrel
neon plume
high wing
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also you cant really pull an andromeda on veilguard

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literally old characters are still in this game

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including the main character from inquistion

narrow sorrel
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just have them killed

high wing
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thats what should have happened

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OR

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the main character from inquistion should have still been the main character in veilguard

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why are we starting a new character i watched the intro gameplay before work everything is like pre established

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why?

atomic crane
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dude pog, the inquisition character could be given the choice of transitioning

high wing
narrow sorrel
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All people had to do was not pre-order shrug

high wing
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like i dont care if they want to add pronouns n shit but why do it this way

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hell even cyberpunk did it better

lunar goblet
# high wing why?

Aside from politics? The dev team is nearly completely new, with new ideas, plot etc. The old characters that are there are mostly as nostalgia appeal and cameos anyway.

high wing
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a side character thats trans doesnt tell you unless you ask her about it

neon plume
fading shuttle
atomic crane
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cyberpunk did it so well that people didnt have anything to distract them from how buggy the game was at launch

fading shuttle
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it happened with cyberpunk

atomic crane
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maybe that's the real strategy, do it so badly that it distracts from how bad the game is

high wing
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IM PREORDERING STALGER

lunar goblet
fading shuttle
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people for some reason forgave cdpr, even though cyberpunk took years to become what it shouldve been at the start

high wing
river zealot
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Retard

high wing
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nice spelling retard

narrow sorrel
river zealot
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Dumb kekpoint

high wing
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witcher 3 was a launch of a mess as well

atomic crane
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at that point we were just glad that they were actually GOING to finish it and not just stillbirth it

river zealot
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Day after day

high wing
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but no one remembers it cause the story and gameplay was good

river zealot
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Time after time

atomic crane
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it was an 8-year long hype train after all

river zealot
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Retards preorder games

ruby minnow
fading shuttle
river zealot
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And then they turn out to be slop

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And they lose the money

river zealot
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Brother wait a week after the game release and then you can know to buy it or not to

neon plume
narrow sorrel
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wouldn't it be funny if GSC-man just disappeared with our money at the last minute?

neon plume
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the 2.1 update literally stole content straight from mods

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without giving credit

fading shuttle
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people genuinely should expect and demand more out of companies, the fact cdpr got forgiven was a travesty

neon plume
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or anything

high wing
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i want gsc funny man to take my money

atomic crane
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i havent paid attention since 2.0

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what did they add

fading shuttle
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they did the bare minimum

river zealot
high wing
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which game is this?

narrow sorrel
high wing
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oh witcher

river zealot
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Most content there is stolen from mods

narrow sorrel
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The supply is LITERALLY INFINITE

neon plume
ruby minnow
neon plume
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are straight from mods

high wing
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im preordering monster hunter

high wing
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the last saving grace for crapcom

river zealot
fading shuttle
river zealot
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It turns out to be utter dog shit

high wing
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i dont care what you hope for

river zealot
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So you will fucking learn

narrow sorrel
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DANDY NOOO

high wing
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it aint

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but gg

neon plume
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almost every game with modding support has a policy that's like "we own everything you create and publish"

fading shuttle
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you could just buy it from a key reseller after release

ruby minnow
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tbh i wish i pre-ordered stalker 2

fading shuttle
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and save money

atomic crane
ruby minnow
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it got a lot more expensive

narrow sorrel
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ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS NOT PRE-ORDER Wahh

high wing
river zealot
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Another way to save money

high wing
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and shut up before the mods hear us

fading shuttle
river zealot
pastel quartz
high wing
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before it goes up in price

river zealot
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As much as i love stalker and respect the devs

high wing
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or runs outta keys

river zealot
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I probably wont buy it if it doesnt have regional

high wing
pastel quartz
river zealot
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🏴‍☠️

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The high seas never runs out of keys

atomic crane
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if they were to implement a mod with custom content made for the mod like a new gun or vehicle i would go for that rage but since its just functionality its basically just same old lazy devs being beaten to the "good feature" punch by modders

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i dont mind good features being made official

pastel quartz
high wing
river zealot
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What fucking game is that

high wing
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and my mindset is soemwhat retarded if i get it through yo ho ho methods

neon plume
high wing
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then i dont feel the need to really play it

river zealot
ruby minnow
neon plume
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he was forced to

river zealot
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Its a game

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Youre not forced to play it

fading shuttle
high wing
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id rather just buy it if i really want to play it

ruby minnow
pastel quartz
# fading shuttle they did the bare minimum

I don't think they did the bare minimum, I don't know what more they could have done without sinking another half a decade into the game. They aren't any no mans sky in terms of updates but I think 2.0 left the game off in a satisfying state

fading shuttle
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cyberpunk did not release as a good game

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it only became good years later

river zealot
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Sdalger is only half the price of that in the us

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But its still too expensive

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As much as i love the devs and the game

ruby minnow