🎪bruh-fart

[frail scaffold]

murica's got MUSTANGS
and uhh CHEVY

[narrow lotus]

They barely sold 1000 cars a year

[frail scaffold]

crazy that i still see them sometimes

[digital quartz]

Fiats aren't built Ford tough

[frail scaffold]

fords suck

[narrow lotus]

Fiats are shit

[stone blade]

damn

[frail scaffold]

ford? you mean a rust generator

free iron oxide yayyy

[narrow lotus]

eh Ford Focus is decent

[stone blade]

fk fords

[narrow lotus]

just dont pay much for it

[potent hamlet]

it needs bigger wheels

[narrow lotus]

shit is not worth much

[digital quartz]

Stellantis Fiats parent company does own SRT though

[potent hamlet]

or lower suspensions

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/donk-contest-austin-texas-atx-slab-donk-gif-15511534

[final cedar]

why?

[digital quartz]

big wheel = big speed

also paint it red

[neon plume]

more rgb = more fps

[potent hamlet]

the weels aren't proportional to the body of the car

[stone blade]

@potent hamlet @frail scaffold @narrow lotus

ok but

this build is actually nice

[frail scaffold]

thats pretty

but ORANGE???

[potent hamlet]

like the Lada Niva or the Suzuki Jimny

[stone blade]

I think bro is into orange

not sure

[final cedar]

it be offroad vehicle for going places not looking fancy

[narrow lotus]

[frail scaffold]

that thing looks adorable

[narrow lotus]

i would buy this shit

[stone blade]

[potent hamlet]

the Lada Niva with smaller wheels looks pathetic

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

NAH BRO

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/таинственноедерево-мдроедерево-25-дерево-тебе25-gif-26895001

[digital quartz]

needs smaller wheels

[frail scaffold]

i like this

[potent hamlet]

but with bigger wheels it looks better

[frail scaffold]

i saw that

[storm stream]

this one has more than just bigger wheels

[potent hamlet]

the Suzuki Jimny also looks better with slightly bigger wheels

[minor cypress]

Why tf is there a command specifically for league reaction gifs based on an emotion

[narrow lotus]

nice ratio

[frail scaffold]

these remind me of the jeep wranglers i see in walmarts a lot

mall crawlers

never seen an inch of mud

[digital quartz]

wow I knew US malls were big but you needa jeep to traverse them?

[potent hamlet]

yeah, i hate those

[inland jackal]

P!wtf

[foggy mantle]

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[frail scaffold]

yeah

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/couch-potato-southpark-gif-10806771

[digital quartz]

I guess it saves space on parking lots

[minor cypress]

Lewd emotion and no evelynn gifs.

So disappointed

[lusty sonnet]

R34 gif of evelynn?

[frail scaffold]

i got one on my street, theyre awful

[digital quartz]

get rid of it

[frail scaffold]

i wish

[digital quartz]

put a banana in the exhaust

bet it explodes

[potent hamlet]

put sugar on the gas tank

[digital quartz]

you really are a domestic terrorist wtf

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-evelynn-kda-kpop-dance-gif-18318700

[frail scaffold]

what lambo is that

aventador?

[neon plume]

the unaffordable one

[stone blade]

she shouldve been posing infront of a passat

1/10

[frail scaffold]

its all of them in one

TRUE IVAN

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-loli-bu-gj-gjbu-gif-21475587

[minor cypress]

No idea

[potent hamlet]

its a Hyundai

[stone blade]

[weak nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-witch-scary-halloween-gif-10278713515771158571

[frail scaffold]

when i was a kid i really liked the uhhh

[potent hamlet]

It's a Hyundai Veloster

lol

[frail scaffold]

the orange lambo

murcielago

[digital quartz]

I always wanted these old jaguars as a kid

one of my neighbors had one

[frail scaffold]

a couple people around here have old benz's

[potent hamlet]

its a Veloster

[frail scaffold]

nuh uh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/451544987952218112.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=finger_wave

[potent hamlet]

its a k-pop band, no way theyre going to use an italian car

[frail scaffold]

its a gta online car

[stone blade]

@frail scaffold @potent hamlet @narrow lotus

[reef dome]

An error has occurred and the bot developer will be looking into the error soon.

[minor cypress]

[frail scaffold]

reminder that audi are the creators of LED headlights

[potent hamlet]

RS7 wasnt the electric hybrid something thing?

[digital quartz]

Man if I got hold of Bills credit card for one day

[potent hamlet]

because if so, very disappointing

[naive bison]

stop talking about the things you like

ie cars

and talk about what i like

[stone blade]

cock?

[digital quartz]

that makes me wonder, could you even spend what Bill Gates makes in a day barring buying a jet or yacht?

[stone blade]

@river zealot @naive bison @coarse bear @frail scaffold @narrow lotus @inland jackal

[frail scaffold]

but if i had unlimited money id def get like a 70s charger or cuda

[naive bison]

i hate this fucking accent

i will not watch this

[stone blade]

[stone blade]

Most american thing you've said

[digital quartz]

🦅 RAAAAH

[potent hamlet]

VERRY GUUD AMAGINATYON

[frail scaffold]

hey man im here. might as well get the one good thing america has

muscle cars

[potent hamlet]

TALK NORMALLY MF, RUSSIAN ACCENT IS NOT A THING

[stone blade]

oh you mean

big v8 enginers

with all bark and no bite?

sure

engines*

[naive bison]

wdym is not a thing

[frail scaffold]

have you considered that it looks cool

[stone blade]

only redeeming quality

[final cedar]

gluglugluglugluglug

[minor cypress]

11mil a day

[digital quartz]

Yeah I could definitely do 11 mil in a day

[final cedar]

how'd you phonetically write the sound it makes while idling?

[potent hamlet]

ive always wanted either a new car with a ton of technology OR a modified old car with new technology

[potent hamlet]

its not a thing

[minor cypress]

5 months of renting liechtenstein in a day

[frail scaffold]

new cars are so ugly tho

[digital quartz]

rent Liechtenstein, suspend constitution, resolve parliament, crown yourself king

[potent hamlet]

they all look the saame

[naive bison]

yeah it is?

you ever played csgo

[potent hamlet]

no matter WHERE THE FUCK YOU LOOK THEY'RE ALL THE FUCKING SAME SUV'S

[frail scaffold]

SUVs have gotten out of hand

[storm stream]

facts

[frail scaffold]

tbh

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-racist-kid-dont-be-racist-stop-being-racist-racist-gif-17134049

[stone blade]

Oh hi cat

[potent hamlet]

THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME

[digital quartz]

you do have a point

[narrow sorrel]

I drive a subaru legacy

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/aqua-anime-crying-rage-gif-12004200

[storm stream]

hi Ivan

[narrow sorrel]

2024

[tranquil basalt]

no they dont

colour blind dog

[frail scaffold]

suv lover has shown up

[final cedar]

4 wheel meta is insane

[inland jackal]

@stone blade

fuck nutella

[digital quartz]

trueeeee

[potent hamlet]

the only redemable is the Ford Bronco

[frail scaffold]

what a name

[final cedar]

where are my tricycle cars at

[minor cypress]

"40k people used to live here, but now its a parking lot"

[digital quartz]

same with pyramid shaped ancient building meta

[potent hamlet]

And its because of the engine and technology other than

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/UJx1.gif

[inland jackal]

Hi shine

[frail scaffold]

this is real

haii

[tranquil basalt]

this looks AI

[potent hamlet]

The BMW Izetta is my favourite car tbh

[final cedar]

next thing you gonna try and convince me of is that all major car brands share tech at some level and that a audi and a volkswagen are actually built onthe same platform

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/nwmsrocks-northwest-motorsport-jeep-gladiator-rubicon-gif-20681851

[narrow sorrel]

I've only gotten Chinese

[minor cypress]

Behold, the juck

[narrow sorrel]

[frail scaffold]

nooo

fuck these things

[naive bison]

are you australian

[stone blade]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBbiqbPteoN/?igsh=aHBkbmJ3ZHpsbDZv
@inland jackal

sjebomekarburator

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[potent hamlet]

You're NOT gonna believe me

[stone blade]

[digital quartz]

SEA servers? My condolences

[minor cypress]

And its cousin

[narrow sorrel]

USA Dixielander

[hot solstice]

had a juck cut me off yesterday

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-horizon-5-gmc-hummer-ev-pickup-off-road-driving-truck-gif-16111296902562205984

The huck

[frail scaffold]

more like the yuck

[final cedar]

what's next? Are you gonna spin a yarn about how BMW actually builds Toyota Supras now?

[narrow sorrel]

but I've never actually rolled slavs

[hot solstice]

E-Huck

[frail scaffold]

who likes the modern supra anyway

[potent hamlet]

man i like this car

[narrow sorrel]

but I also didnt play that much csgo

[minor cypress]

And its brother

[digital quartz]

🤔

[digital quartz]

take it from me, you are doing yourself a favor

[minor cypress]

The succ

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-points-gun-gun-shoot-gif-3298902

[primal rapids]

Three wheeled cars are one of those things that belong in the era of "fuck around and find out" car design from ye olde last century

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-points-gun-gun-shoot-gif-3298902

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/n8IjLteIoJC.gif

[narrow sorrel]

jesus chriat

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/super-cub-anime-koguma-gif-21072994

[frail scaffold]

i remember i saw a miata going down the interstate, it looked like it was about to catch air

[narrow sorrel]

are we car-gooning in brainfart?

[minor cypress]

Jesus chrysler

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/pauly-commendatore-comendatore-sopranos-italy-gif-27613177

you home this weekend?

[potent hamlet]

Although my dream vehicle is the Super Cub

[pastel quartz]

p!yaris

[foggy mantle]

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[frail scaffold]

whats our thoughts on the PT cruiser

[minor cypress]

Whats the euro equivalent of the dodge charger stereotype

[potent hamlet]

there are Toyota Yaris on england?

[heady crow]

Nah, on saturday im going to the 9 day shooting/war excerscise i told you abt

[digital quartz]

bmw's

older bmw's

[heady crow]

My crew has a few gopros to record some footage of the shooting too haha

[frail scaffold]

bmw? not sure

[digital quartz]

oh right fooling around with the boys in the woods

[minor cypress]

Eldermobile

[frail scaffold]

pt cruiser might as well be the car of florida

[frail scaffold]

that and the jeep wrangler

so fucking many of them in florida

[potent hamlet]

the BMW E30

[pastel quartz]

0

[potent hamlet]

or the M4

nah, the E30

[heady crow]

Ty ty. Ill definetly have fun, finally snowed here so there should be plenty there. I got huge christmas vibes rn.

My next vacation will be a 4 day one though so we got time then

[potent hamlet]

the young's people car

[digital quartz]

alright alright good shooting

[frail scaffold]

i knew the altima would be in this pic

[digital quartz]

altima is either soccer mom or drive by

no in between

[neon plume]

walking or bicycle > car

public transport > all

[frail scaffold]

basedd

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/das-boot-ok-uboat-gif-19701910

[frail scaffold]

dont forget stolen challengers

[digital quartz]

you speak to my urban planner sensibilities

[frail scaffold]

there it is

stolen hellcat

[neon plume]

where is the cop car waiting to make an arrest only to go viral for shooting at someone over an acorn

[primal rapids]

Anyone that drives with blue headlights deserves to hit a deer going 70

[solar obsidian]

horrible

[digital quartz]

top right is tony sopranos car

[potent hamlet]

the Scrapper is the only respectable one

the others are just dumbasses

[stone blade]

10% GRATISS ALOOO

[digital quartz]

already living that post apocalypse lifestyle

[frail scaffold]

ok im dipping to play games

[potent hamlet]

i would do it ngl

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-hello-chat-roblox-falling-bottom-text-gif-21349658

[digital quartz]

the post apocalypse or the lifestyle?

[neon plume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l2iZAnxKkk

[digital quartz]

I need to go grocery shopping and I am procrastinating

[minor cypress]

We don't respect drivers that refuse to secure things in their truck bed with no tailgate.

[frail scaffold]

youre talking to the ceo of procrastinating here

[fluid heron]

I woke up fucking swinging I can't even remember what I was dreaming about

[frail scaffold]

women

[minor cypress]

Oooh you want to wash your sheets finally

[neon plume]

men

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/hover-jaypopchannel-streamer-halloween-twitch-gif-23190237

[potent hamlet]

like that mid-capitalism lifestyle

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/sds-gif-26103598

[final cedar]

director commentary is highly entertaining for boot

[minor cypress]

Ooga booga you dont remember the last time you changed pillow cases

[heady crow]

Should go through it. Recently rewatched it with a couple of friends

[minor cypress]

Endless laundry hampers aren't the same as folding clothes

https://tenor.com/view/kotek-gif-15552561809760642576

[digital quartz]

ahh ngl living on a scrapyard would go kinda hard

[digital quartz]

ew

[neon plume]

https://tenor.com/view/roach-gif-21306135

[digital quartz]

diabolical

[heady crow]

Nefarious even

[digital quartz]

lots of criminal energy

in this prank

mischievous

[final cedar]

pillowcase

we sleeping on yellow memory foam in this household

[digital quartz]

aw hell nah

[heady crow]

Black airforce 1 energy?

[minor cypress]

With no mattress protector?

[neon plume]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-npc-man-good-morning-nice-day-nice-day-to-fishing-gif-18648931

[digital quartz]

creased black af1's

[heady crow]

Nahhh

[minor cypress]

Please tell me you at least rotate it

[digital quartz]

with white laces

[final cedar]

look at me

[primal rapids]

Is this how eyelash bugs migrate

[digital quartz]

I will not look that close if you sleep without bed coverings

stay at least 5 ft away

[solar obsidian]

me and who ❤️

[inland jackal]

You and ares

[minor cypress]

You take off the sheet and see a vaguely yellow human shaped outline burned into the mattress.

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between delight72 and metronxp is at 45%

[digital quartz]

ew STOP

[final cedar]

not us

[solar obsidian]

@lusty sonnet, ?

[dreamy flax]

B-but I don't have feelings

[digital quartz]

We have gone too long without jeremy posting

[neon plume]

zamn

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between delight72 and aresupermenetaferaspipolissoe is at 75%

[minor cypress]

And its memory foam. Really seals in the flavor

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-swag-fail-table-table-flip-gif-20859137

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between tombomb8634 and spacezoro is at 47%

[heady crow]

Im afraid jeremy posting is dead. As are many more things in this channel

[narrow lotus]

what the fuck

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-jeremy-fragrance-mihalis210-gif-2566639612077953816

[dreamy flax]

🎱 Question: Will Stalker 2 be GOTY?
Answer: Most likely

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-jeremy-fragrance-eating-food-gif-14074464684126277421

[neon plume]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremyfragrance-so-sexy-nemz-5kur4-54-gif-26755825

[final cedar]

hard to get up in the morning, gotta peel off the mattress like a piece of ham

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah sure why not, single anyways for now

[heady crow]

Hes so uncanny

[final cedar]

we all know at least one jeremy IRL, no?

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-4112328800673990806

[narrow lotus]

you forgot the Mustang wannabe

Either V6 "it's underrated man everyone has a v8 ( he couldnt afford one )

or chad mustang v8 that had the frame rebuilt 7 times from crashing

[digital quartz]

cool moves jeremy

[heady crow]

Jeremy has to be a user of heroin

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/RMPDRbn9eO.jpg

[minor cypress]

Had to find something worse than the juck

[digital quartz]

no ... no most definitely cocaine

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/wBJwON4KJD.jpg

[inland jackal]

[digital quartz]

I see the similarities between my friendly coke heads

[solar obsidian]

bill cosby express

[final cedar]

help me interpret this grammar

[heady crow]

"Friendly coke heads" 😭😭

[potent hamlet]

i would like a car cemetary

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/GWPX7Z1wJx.jpg

[sudden warren]

from the screen

[digital quartz]

would you bury them and pay the last respects?

[heady crow]

As in the neighborhood fiends or stock broker Coke users?

[sudden warren]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-thick-of-it-lyrics-trash-garbage-gif-5232327396945781667

[digital quartz]

both

[heady crow]

Bcs your hood wasnt that ghetto

Oh

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/5y6LqV9reW.jpg

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/yzPW7EzmPX.jpg

[sudden warren]

isnt that the very handsome perfume guy

[digital quartz]

there definitely is some fiends here but its not all fucked up

[inland jackal]

Every job application ever

[final rose]

[final cedar]

I'm dr rockso jeremy and I like perfume

[sudden warren]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-spray-parfume-parfum-gif-17377317

[heady crow]

It is what it is. Guess theres always a few over there

[sudden warren]

this guy looks ai generated

[digital quartz]

yeah that sums up Jeremy Fragrance pretty well

[digital quartz]

have you watched the fucking movie by now you philistine?

[heady crow]

YES I HAVE jesus

I told you i have

[sudden warren]

jeremy fragrance used to be a model and a boys band hearthrob

bro had a major downfall

[heady crow]

And not just through tiktok clips

[sudden warren]

hes very famous in germany

[digital quartz]

cuh going crazy

[digital quartz]

do you have the one with the strawberrys?

[digital quartz]

where he is running topless outside with a bag of strawberries with protein powder on them and telling people he isnt on coke?

[sudden warren]

https://tenor.com/view/cohen101-school-gif-10054177655431833524

[digital quartz]

get it OG

[heady crow]

Is that you in a few years?

[digital quartz]

you know it

also fuck you a few years 😭

[sudden warren]

indian yt is insane

[digital quartz]

but yeah being like asian unc is the goal

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-the-scream-art-zoom-the-scream-of-nature-gif-16885834

[digital quartz]

the kodak gets released from jail and throws rocks at reporters video always gets me

[digital quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qM748M9BPg&t=53s

[heady crow]

Dawg this is me and you in a few years anyways
https://youtu.be/dbd1N4wXOnA?si=vEprUxJttj5dxYQE

Im an old man alrdy

Just look at you

My knees creak when i rise

[digital quartz]

the pause timing immaculate 💀

[heady crow]

Ahahahaha

[digital quartz]

Uwe Balltner? More like Uwe Ballt

[heady crow]

He could say it though. Hes chill like that

[storm stream]

tanker

[digital quartz]

im glad he has your pass

idk how valid tho

[heady crow]

When i get cornrows ill see how valid it is myself

[digital quartz]

dawg 💀

[heady crow]

Our instructor said to not jump from them but its cooler

[heady crow]

Joke joke

[storm stream]

pls don't. have some self-respect

[neon plume]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuypQHyzHKs

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/deuces-fam-deuces-peace-out-bounce-im-out-gif-13050584

[storm stream]

"your injury is not service-related"

[broken topaz]

whiteboy otso

[minor cypress]

First the streets, now beauty products

[broken topaz]

legal in germany

[sudden warren]

germany isnt real

[neon plume]

[digital quartz]

I'll stop you right there

[broken topaz]

k

im jus sayin

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/lolice-loli-popo-kanna-police-gif-18320540

[neon plume]

Active member of the Diddy Dungeon ^

[heady crow]

Listen, it was already questionable that you said that years ago but cmoon now

[broken topaz]

free legal education

[digital quartz]

how much lotion is in your immediate vicinity?

[sudden warren]

guy is stacked

[broken topaz]

Okay but i do moisturise my skin

thats unfair

[primal rapids]

Activate the moisture meter

[sudden warren]

in lotions and grease

[broken topaz]

2 bottles, one for general body, and one for face

[digital quartz]

convenient wouldn't you say?

[minor cypress]

[digital quartz]

I rest my case

[primal rapids]

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again

[neon plume]

it's not that way on my screen smh

[heady crow]

@broken topaz Some ideas

[heady crow]

Well you are cut too

[broken topaz]

bro caught a stray

[broken topaz]

snip snip brüno

[heady crow]

Yeahh...

[digital quartz]

😭 I dont think he meant that kind of cut cori

[broken topaz]

he did

[heady crow]

Ive given myself time till the end of my service

[heady crow]

Its been convenient here but things have to change

[broken topaz]

Honestly i did the tea once

wait no i did doo a milkshake with shrooms the first time actually

it was disgusting

[digital quartz]

the end of the army bulk?

[broken topaz]

dont recommend

[heady crow]

That too

[digital quartz]

I heard they are bitter as fuck

[broken topaz]

They are

Dont recommend eating them straight up

[heady crow]

A milkshake??

[broken topaz]

Make a tea

[neon plume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/317115742673698817/1214450456588320789/iZtV9nHPxbOYJWb_.mp4?ex=67246ca0&is=67231b20&hm=ae7c0005148c6232874b880b9bc956f07587ca239b560aaefc784bb41be6d660&

[broken topaz]

with some lemon

and honey

[heady crow]

A tea i can understand but damn

[broken topaz]

I didnt wanna eat em raw

and i had nothing else

xd

[heady crow]

Youre a fiend

Legit

[digital quartz]

all my psychedelic homies do, they are kind of peculiar though so it checks out

[broken topaz]

I did it once

and man

[heady crow]

Well granted there are times ive had some 80%, alcohol and i had to make tea for a mixer

[broken topaz]

i still nearly puke just smelling mushrooms

they taste worse than they smell

[digital quartz]

smh you twos a buncha addicts

[minor cypress]

Lemon juice extraction

[heady crow]

Hey says you

[digital quartz]

I am a saint idk what you mean

[broken topaz]

Its been like 2 years since last time

[heady crow]

Every second week i get a message "im tweaking Bruno"

[broken topaz]

if you dont count the micro dose i took to get rid of a migraine

like 2 months ago

[digital quartz]

thats a bold faced lie

[final cedar]

just snack em they're tasty

[primal rapids]

Eat the mushrooms. Consume the living embodiment of decay.

[minor cypress]

The saint:

[digital quartz]

yeah thats me

[broken topaz]

tomb on the right

[digital quartz]

no wait

[minor cypress]

[digital quartz]

misconstrued statement

[minor cypress]

Solid fan art actually

[digital quartz]

you will hear from my lawyers

[broken topaz]

tweaker

[final cedar]

I never understood why people are so freaked out by eating dried mushroom raw

[broken topaz]

taste bad

[heady crow]

Bringing the whole german law system on my ass

[digital quartz]

they taste like ass

well not really

but you get what I mean

[broken topaz]

actually they taste worse than ass

[digital quartz]

they taste really bitter

[final cedar]

earty with a pecan like aftertaste isn't "ass" in my opinion

[broken topaz]

Are we talking about the same mushrooms?

[digital quartz]

I dont think so

[minor cypress]

Gottem

[broken topaz]

you know the ones that make you see god if you take enough of em @final cedar

[final cedar]

plus if you wana go ego death you can put a handful in your pocket - eat em like chips

[broken topaz]

I dont know I once at like 7.5 grams

and barely anything happened

[final cedar]

bought or grown?

[sudden warren]

gummies ?

shrooms ?

[broken topaz]

Grown, self dried

shrooms

[final cedar]

hot dried?

[sudden warren]

barely anything happened ?

either you got tolerance of a mf or you lyin

[broken topaz]

no carefully at low temps with one of those purpose built dehydraters

[digital quartz]

yoo you could make beef jerky or apple rollers with those

[broken topaz]

im built different, and i honestly think people are lying when they talk about their shroom experiences

[final cedar]

ehh, theye are like 40°C right?

[digital quartz]

my sister makes treats in them for the dog all the time

those things are cool

[broken topaz]

you can set the temps and times

i dont remember my settings exactly but i researched it alot beforehand

so I do it optimally

[novel palm]

Soothing breakcore for your next existential crisis episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLO9hwdF8sE

[broken topaz]

Visuals got a little funny, music was more interesting and kept my attention for a long time

but no ego deaths

[digital quartz]

why is alcohol consumed even in this?

[broken topaz]

or crazy experiences

[digital quartz]

when it is literally the y axis

[broken topaz]

I was still very firmly bolted to reality

[storm stream]

probably wrong species or somehing

[narrow lotus]

so basically Pain from Naruto

[broken topaz]

nah tried different kinds at this point and its all been about the same

[storm stream]

are they legal where you are?

[broken topaz]

My grasp on reality is too strong

[broken topaz]

no but easy to get

[heady crow]

And yet alcohol affects you so easily. You are built weirdly cori

[broken topaz]

yea and opioids also dont really work

[digital quartz]

Cori is 4'3

so that doesnt surprise me

[broken topaz]

I am not 4'3"

I wish

[heady crow]

Well

[digital quartz]

your VR settings say otherwise

[heady crow]

We have no proof that you arent 160cm

[final cedar]

Idk what strain you got but if you had a let's say B+ clone and ate 7.5g dry you'd probably meet your future self

[broken topaz]

Auto calibration is inaccurate

[digital quartz]

mhm surely

[minor cypress]

[broken topaz]

im just built different

Gotta get some DMT or smth

[final cedar]

just no seratonin at all

[broken topaz]

also true

[digital quartz]

Okay I have procrastinated going grocery shopping for an hour now guess it is time to go

[broken topaz]

I still had a good time on mushrooms

Listening to some Shpongle

groovin out

[broken topaz]

isnt it a holiday where you live?

Isnt stuff closed?

[heady crow]

God speed tombie. Hope you survive

[minor cypress]

Dark room + music helps. You pretty much branch away from a sense of self and just tunnel in on the experience.

[digital quartz]

Friday not Thursday

[sudden warren]

you might be a crackhead w mental illness for all ik

[storm stream]

child of Wotan

[minor cypress]

I cant think of a less cringe way to describe it. Its pretty odd

[heady crow]

Not 100gecs?

[broken topaz]

im not a crackhead

[final cedar]

hanging with your buddies vaping what smells like burnt plastic. Falling through a kaleidoscope for 15 minutes. Having some relaxing tea, going for a walk. Learning about and meeting the forest god. Going home. Put on some classic rock vinyls.

[broken topaz]

Nah I dont think that would vibe well

[minor cypress]

Fond memories of laughing on the floor with the bros, obsessing over how good shag carpet felt, listening to Lucy in the sky with diamonds while talking about random bullshit. Good times

[final cedar]

They knew exactly who they made that record for

[neon plume]

Do you know about the surfboard guitar?

[broken topaz]

Im pretty sure everytime i did shrooms i wanted to kiss the people i was with

[final cedar]

boykisser

[digital quartz]

the diddy allegations dont stop

[heady crow]

You wanna do shrooms cori?

[broken topaz]

:3

i would kiss you sober

[sudden warren]

you guys yap alot more than you post memes

[primal rapids]

Do it. Become the boykisser.

[heady crow]

😳

[minor cypress]

It was peak. Was it stereotypical as shit? Yeah. But man, was it a wild time.

[broken topaz]

GO SHOPPING

[digital quartz]

I do own a smartphone

[broken topaz]

your generation knows how to use those?

[digital quartz]

yeah but I made all my letters and numbers bigger

[foggy mantle]

An unexpected error occurred while executing the command.
Error code: 3351dd3935e847338166b6d8cb87f9a2

[broken topaz]

this isnt just the meme channel

[stone blade]

@naive bison NAH but lobby fight on revengeance is so cancer

[broken topaz]

its offtopic for retards

[primal rapids]

https://twitter.com/dyzaaster/status/1844447235922411780

X

Twitter · Oct 10, 2024, 6:37 PM

[naive bison]

infinite ammo wig

[primal rapids]

[stone blade]

thats what I"m doing

[naive bison]

emp - grenade - emp

[primal rapids]

I will now die

[stone blade]

getting 2 tapped by the rocket guys

because raiden takes 3 years to throw a nade

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-giga-chad-chad-gif-23788137

[primal rapids]

https://fixvx.com/JAZZ_JACK_KHT/status/1851533023281582173

[formal bane]

Shrooms mentioned

[inland jackal]

@stone blade guess what car im riding in rn

Mercedes benz v class

Dad and i are delivering it to the painter

[stone blade]

@naive bison oh nvm the mastiffs 1 tap me and jump across the map

damn

cool mission bnro

rockets take so long to kill

wtf

and granades dont reach far enough

shit is stupid

how did they expect people to do this

[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus check mercedes benz v class

[inland jackal]

Its my boss' main car

[narrow lotus]

did u say SLS

[inland jackal]

V class

[narrow lotus]

yes nikita bought one from Unheard money

[inland jackal]

Whar

[narrow lotus]

lmao what the fuck is this

limo but shorter

[inland jackal]

Send pic

Tf u mean

[narrow lotus]

111.000 EUROS

ALOOOOOO

[inland jackal]

Aha

[narrow lotus]

this is what i meant

[formal bane]

Bird

[inland jackal]

No

[narrow lotus]

Nikita bought himself this Mercedes AMG GT

or whatever it was

last year

[inland jackal]

This fella

[crimson flame]

i want a car 😦

a smol hatchback

[inland jackal]

300hp

Whopping 7 seats

[stone blade]

@naive bison legit getting 1 tapped by the monkeys

this is insane bro

[inland jackal]

Fuck mgr, check the car im in

[stone blade]

BRO I DONT CARE

ABOUT THE DUMBASS CAR

[inland jackal]

Jealous

[ruby minnow]

this the car that the house salesman takes you to the house with

they're really comfortable

[inland jackal]

I mean, my boss is like, the wealthiest man in serbia

So yea

You gotta drive investors in something comfortable

@narrow lotus a grandma just did a u turn on the highway

On the full line even

[minor cypress]

Ty Amazon, nice packaging

[stone blade]

I HAVE TO REPLAYED IT OMG

[neon plume]

this has to count as an addiction

[final cedar]

he looks like the chauffeur / henchmen

[final cedar]

[placid sail]

not you too

[final cedar]

you can buy cans of soda from amazon?!

[stone blade]

bro

[minor cypress]

Buying in bulk = less store trips, when you are awake while everything is closed.

[stone blade]

I'm legit stuck on this one mission

for over a fucking hour

HOW DID THEY EXPECT PEOPLE TO DO THIS SHIT

[minor cypress]

But yeah, i accept the caffiene addiction.

[stone blade]

I DONT GET IT

@naive bison infinite wig tactic doesn'twork at all

[minor cypress]

Wym you too? Ive always been a caffiene fiend

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/ShitpostGate/status/1851991264486715406?t=1jxyaBCHXG5EDa7o8TSBWQ&s=19

[placid sail]

there's drinking coffee and there's drinking that kidney stone juice

[neon plume]

https://fixvx.com/tonyzaret/status/1851707128161144968

[minor cypress]

Yes

Ok what the fuck is hydrogen water

WATER HAS HYDROGEN

[formal bane]

Hydrogen water a scam

[placid sail]

another iteration of a timeless idea that retards must pay more

[formal bane]

Just useless expensive water. Go with Fiji instead if you want to burn money.

[final cedar]

but check out that -650 orp debuff

[formal bane]

Although I unironically buy Fiji water because their bottles are cool

[minor cypress]

[placid sail]

every bottle contains H2O molecule that is absolutely essential for your health!

[formal bane]

Zero ultra tastes like piss

I still drink it anyway

[final cedar]

twice the hydrogen, that's a 2:1 ration compared to oxygen which you can get for free from the air

[naive bison]

WOAH

cool it with the racist remarks

[naive bison]

holy shit that's expensive

[sudden warren]

cheapp

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/belHG.gif

[minor cypress]

12 gallons of monster at $22 a gallon

Monster is more expensive than gasoline

[placid sail]

some random burglar bardges in zoro's backyard barn to steal some shit and it's just monster energy, floor to ceiling

[final cedar]

then he let's out a whimper, pulls his skimask up and a single tear rolls down his cheek. Camera zoom out - It's Ivan

[placid sail]

he doesn't get to celebrate for long, T-posing and intensely vibrating zoro is already behind his back

[minor cypress]

Hear me out.

$1200 drum of monster

[placid sail]

oh no

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-25519944

or rather

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-coffee-fry-futurama-gif-7671418515585323235

[stone blade]

@naive bison ALL OF THAT AND I GOT A B

WTF MAN

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

NO WAY

HOW

10 minutes

the time is for 15

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/yourchonny-you-tube-asian-gif-3539123

[stone blade]

I have 100 combo

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY

WHAT GAVE ME A B

IN WHAT UNIVERSE

IS THAT A B

[unreal gull]

habby halloween yall

[stone blade]

KYS

[placid sail]

Ivanko contain your tits

[naive bison]

so baaad

@stone blade did you do zandatsu

[stone blade]

I did

????

WHY A B?!

I legit did all the requirements bro

what?

I'm so confused

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/IN7o2Iy89WQ?si=v5WhCB7KtAsu5w5e

[stone blade]

i'll try again but

wtf

[pale ingot]

wtf @inland jackal

they added actual QoL to stalcraft

??

??

???????????

[native aurora]

@tidal trellis

[glass glade]

https://tenor.com/view/ichiban-kasuga-yakuza-infinite-wealth-like-a-dragon-tweaking-gif-17934774287545665602

[tidal trellis]

HUH

😵‍💫

[green schooner]

Hi twink

[stone blade]

@naive bison

#neverworried

[naive bison]

where's the no hit

[stone blade]

nah dude

KYS

if you think

I will do it like that

I am NOT

doing no dmg

on this

fk off

[sage otter]

Bulgarian breakfast

[stone blade]

ok

hardest part of r04 is over

gg

ez

[digital quartz]

I swear to god Hotdog bun and sausage maufacturers have conspired to never sell fitting ratios in their packaging

[broken topaz]

REAL

FAX

[stone blade]

guys join vc

@broken topaz @sage otter

[green schooner]

Mid

[stone blade]

ok

wasn't talking to you

[green schooner]

You suck

[sage otter]

Can’t I have to take a shower then I have work to do

[green schooner]

at it

[stone blade]

ok 🙂

[sage otter]

You twink

[green schooner]

Yes

:3

I got a new pair of thigh highs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492787310534852618/1280368110934954088/caption-2.gif

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: therealflo8_1

[digital quartz]

oh wow it must be really cold where you live

[broken topaz]

Even when they have a specific hotdog display at Rewe or some store like that

which they often do

The numbers dont add up

[digital quartz]

we need somebody to lobby against big hot dog

[broken topaz]

Buy one pack of sausages and one pack of bread?

Too many sausages now

[tidal trellis]

Ew, nah

[broken topaz]

add a pack of bread? Bread left over

[broken topaz]

real

What do they gain from this

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: _pc9pultrahd4k

[digital quartz]

the Martin Luther of hot dogs

[broken topaz]

Also please put different hot dog buns in the stores

[stone blade]

@shell venture wazzap beijing

[broken topaz]

most of them suck

[sage otter]

Leave big dog alone, their rat sausages are cheap and full of protein and plastics

[digital quartz]

they benefit by you having to buy sausages and buns forever

because you dont want leftovers

[sage otter]

That’s smart tbh

[digital quartz]

I literally just bought hot dog buns because I had sausages left over

[broken topaz]

😭

[digital quartz]

and now I have two buns left over

guess what

have to buy sausages

[broken topaz]

Now you will have buns left over

Well if you have like cheese and ham

you could make like a cheese melt out of em

smash em down a little

Thats what i do

with extra buns

[digital quartz]

it is an infernal cycle

[sage otter]

Is it true you Americans pay up to 5€ for a hotdog at sports events ?

[digital quartz]

I refuse

these buns are ass and only sausage belongs in them

[broken topaz]

"you americans"

[digital quartz]

no sexual innuendo

[broken topaz]

Not a single american talking rn

[sage otter]

Oh

[digital quartz]

also 5€ 😭

[sage otter]

I keep confusing users

[broken topaz]

Yea i dont think they pay 5 euros for a hot dog

might pay $5 tho

[unreal gull]

not at costco lol

depends on where you get it

[digital quartz]

yeah depends

[broken topaz]

american reading comprehension

"AT SPORTS EVENT"

[digital quartz]

I remember having to pay 6€ for a 0.3 bottle of coca cola at a concert years ago

[broken topaz]

real

[sage otter]

Well some football clubs sell pints for up to 6-7€

[unreal gull]

I don't go to sports events so I dont know

[pale ingot]

damn they used some really strong fucking fuel for this

[sage otter]

Honey

[pale ingot]

tf they was burning

[digital quartz]

makes it worthwhile to sneak your own shit in honestly

[broken topaz]

Salted

[sage otter]

« It’s just my piss bottle mate, let me pass through «

[digital quartz]

shouldnt that be empty when entering though? 😭

[broken topaz]

He has already been pissing

[digital quartz]

oh so the bottle is a casual all day thing? not just for the game?

in that case its alright I guess you may pass

[sage otter]

Well ask security to taste it, 50/50 chance

[broken topaz]

Plot twist you are diabetic and its sweet

[unreal gull]

hotdogs at a movie theater are probably closer to $5, but I wouldn't know that either because yeah it's implied you just bring your own shit

[digital quartz]

ofc you would know

is hotdogs at a movie theater a thing?

[broken topaz]

It comes up in dr. house

[unreal gull]

yes, hotdogs, "nachos"

[sage otter]

16th century court doctor head ass

[broken topaz]

I mean some cinemas do meals and shit

my local cinema does fries and pizza

[digital quartz]

the fuck

[broken topaz]

or used to atleast

Havent gone in a long time

[sage otter]

Wtf

[unreal gull]

the one here also has beer

[digital quartz]

I'd like a 3 course meal with my movie

[sage otter]

Here it’s usually just popcorn, m&m’s and whatnot

4€ toblerones

[broken topaz]

When i was younger and going to the cinema i'd get curly fries lol

[digital quartz]

the movie in question the goriest splatter film

[broken topaz]

I was a fat child

[solemn bane]

same

[digital quartz]

hey you only live once you eat what tastes good when younger

[prime zenith]

fatass

[digital quartz]

and when you are old as fuck you can do that again

[prime zenith]

can i not eat what tastes good middle aged

[broken topaz]

not allowed

[sage otter]

No

[prime zenith]

what about low aged

[digital quartz]

well you have to restrain yourself a little for your healths sake

[unreal gull]

healthier foods taste fine, most people are just addicted to sugar and salt

[broken topaz]

Says chief keef over here

[prime zenith]

healthy stuff is tasty too

[sage otter]

I don’t get parents who get their kids used to sugar at young age

[digital quartz]

what is this even implying? 🤔

[prime zenith]

was gonna say the same

can eat a whole bowl salad with nothing

[broken topaz]

your consumption of marijuana is above average and your lungs will collapse in 10 years

I dunno im just joking

:3

[digital quartz]

ohhhh but I dont eat it

[broken topaz]

thats worse

[sage otter]

Yeah just eat it

[broken topaz]

If you are gonna take it, just eat it

spare the lungs

[prime zenith]

me when i spread misinformation

[digital quartz]

nah

I hate edibles

they suck

[prime zenith]

never tried

[broken topaz]

made some with my brother recently

Messed up the dosing a little :3

[digital quartz]

yeah

and then you are done for the day

[broken topaz]

We made it and got one of those Rewe brownie baking mixes

and they make like 8 small brownies

[digital quartz]

Dr Oetker regelt

[broken topaz]

1 quarter of a brownie ended up being like 25mg ish

[prime zenith]

damn

[broken topaz]

yum yum

i say quarter of a brownie, cause thats all i ate

[digital quartz]

no

not yum yum

[sage otter]

1g nutella paninis

[broken topaz]

and then i ate a second one

[digital quartz]

thats night night

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-neco-neco-arc-devil-gif-4606139268538612190

[broken topaz]

eh at that amount its just being high for like

[prime zenith]

thatsnot night night

[broken topaz]

i dunno

5 hours

6 hours

but not super high

[digital quartz]

I remember making a subway cookie sandwich with avb in the middle idk maybe a few grams

I was blasted for the entire day

doing nothing

[prime zenith]

edibles make you high for 5h??

[digital quartz]

shit was horrible

[prime zenith]

o hell naw

[broken topaz]

Edibles last longer than smoking ye

way longer

[sage otter]

Depends on dosage and person

[broken topaz]

and stronger

because it metabolises differently

[prime zenith]

makes sense

[unreal gull]

only 5h lol

I made a firecracker for my bf a while back and he slept for 48hrs

[digital quartz]

thats way better

than edibles

1000 times

[prime zenith]

yes i was laughing all night

[digital quartz]

sounds about right

[broken topaz]

I see those 200+mg edibles the americans make in the legal states

and I'm like

how

[potent hamlet]

we not talking about cars now?

[broken topaz]

whats fun about being useless for an entire day

[digital quartz]

tolerance completely shot

[digital quartz]

you got some fun car facts?

[prime zenith]

not addicting btw

continues to smoke a shitt on daily

[potent hamlet]

the Volkswagen Beetle has one of the most resillient and durable engines in the car industry and history

[high wing]

https://x.com/PunchingCat/status/1851788384232182016

Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) on X

i love this silly angle

Twitter · Oct 31, 2024, 12:48 AM

[prime zenith]

👍🏼

[unreal gull]

haha my buddy took 2000mg of some RSO the other day, sent me the video his mom almost called the cops on him

[broken topaz]

I mean its not physically addictive. But you can become Psychologically dependant on it

Addiction is a psychiatric and physiologic diagnosis and pathology

Very different things

[potent hamlet]

it has traveled through the desert, the antartica and every road known to man

its also very easy to fix and work with

[prime zenith]

so addictive

ok

[digital quartz]

what was that beetle movie called again? Herbie?

[sage otter]

Not fun fact but vrooooom

[digital quartz]

rally driving is so crazy man