#🎪bruh-fart
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Hi twink @native aurora
yo
And now you are
Charon I swear 2 god
@eager igloo
Also it sucks cock and balls to fight against Kislev
cheese hicular mans laughter
Every unit is the same

Whoever is retarted, doesnt care much about stress
rats are smart and resourceful to survive in the wilds
Theres a song we have, moment
hamsters mainly exist to fuck faster than they die and introduce the concept to death to children that keep them as pets
@shell venture I just realized armstrongs voice actor is the same as mimir from GoW
@shell venture
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that guy with the lightning does make a good point

behind you brother
a cyborg is trying to give you backshots
I read this as "sams bikini" and my brain didn't see any inconsistencies
dlc time pog
what the fuck
sure
because CBT
Whats Halloween
mashallah good day
brazillians double jump baby
Idiots birth so many kids some of they die in the process and they eat them
diwali is so much better than haloween
When is the said Halloween
like tomorrow idk

30th
Tf you talking about
Why did some psychopath put coleslav on a burger

My day is ruined
they sometimes eat them just out of stress or hunger, even while they're still alive, but I think rats do that too
cold slav ?
if you want to enjoy some good cold slav, hmu @eager igloo
i wanna go skinny dipping
@placid sail did you ever try cedevita

Oh its written with w
Piss off
You are missing out
some vitamin juice?
I am not missing out
nice
because it's simply not available here
not worth it just for a day
that is why you make it a spooktober
i think its easier to make a list on what is available there at this point
A day?
@narrow lotus did you try cedevita
truuuue
yeah
These bad boys are gonna be there year round
no
Couldn't find anything on Cedevita
Its a brand
📚 Cedevita
Cedevita d.o.o. is a Croatian company which produces a wide range of teas, instant drinks, and dietetic products. A notable owner of the company was the Croatian pharmaceutical company Pliva d.d. Since 2001 Cedevita has been part of the Atlantic Grupa.
we dont have
Sadge
the one european drink I really fucking miss being out of store is orangina
it's so fucking tasty, albeit it was pretty expensive even back in the day
do you like the green stuff?
green fizzy drink
glorp?
haven't seen anything like that anywhere but russia
we still have orangina
not as good as it used to be
ooohhhh I think I understand what you mean
YE
tarhun is still there of course, it's local
Vanilla coke 
@stone blade yeah it's meant for newgame +
I actually like it, but it's not for everyone
my current vape juice is tarhun-flavored lol
you'll love dmc 
chernogolovka tarhun is hood classic
Cave Ass
ikr
and i haven't seen a single bottle for over a year now
when they had food the soviets came up with some bangers fr
also mgr was almost cancelled so the flaws are apparent
Borjomi?
idc is fine
I tried their "lemonade"
Comical amount of sugar.
people say that
is because most people can't parry
yes i think it's nerfed
Ah these 
They are too sweet
you are not sharing
no its all mine

looks like cat piss
is cat piss pink?
why is this guy a cat piss expert
bro take your cat to the vet please
doesnt look good
he wrote the story iirc

have you ever tried guavo soda?
i thinkkk
not sure but if i dont remember it
it probably didnt taste good

this one is popular worldwide
We cut it with water 
yeah if burger king can water up their soda why dont we
Chernobyl water


ok @stone blade gtg
lunch time 
by the way there is no deep lake on the zone huh
yummers
imagine the fishes of the zone
also skill issue
Incredibly high rate of newbies complaining about drowning*
i guess zaton would be the closest thing?
its not because artyon cant swim that everyone else dont
ZoneFishing is the highest form of Hood fishing which makes it unfathomably based
Imma need you to apologize for that, mr
no
i dont think ive seen these parts yet
or i didnt noticed
lmao
you probably gave your phone number for someone
or some app
that sold your number
I don't remember doin anything like that
zaton has shipwrecks in it and everything
so ive been there
but havent seen lakes where you can swim or drown
only shallow wates wher ei can walk
yeah
watch it
i heard they kinda merged swamps and zaton
at least skadovsk should be in swamps iirc
or i am spreading misinformation, who knows
Idk why swamps in video games suck ass so much
@stone blade Juiced Monster mango loco 
not in rdr2
i always enjoyed the swamps
rdr2 and metro had the best swamps

in rdr2 you get molested by a swamp dweller
exodus was different
Menace
true
okay USUALLY
🤨
i want an eldrich horror game based on swamps
Hi
Hello
should be awesome and all ogre the place
i love swamps
@shell venture time for r01
A decision has been made, after cyberpunk I play warhammer 3
Vote on faction
No skaven for now
salamanders
its a good game, but i end up kinda clueless on the story
I vote to smash your head in the pavement
Scalie 🫵
have u played sm1 >?
That's not a faction silly
at first i thought it was a gang of space christian paladin crusaders
but its seems like ]a very weird religion
there's no way
i mean maybe but
indeed
i aint gonna believe that
same frfr
i feel like myself around brainfarters
1984 feels distant with you guys
nah if i think about it thats cap
swamps has almost no stalkers in it bc of psy emitters in s2
you have to turn them off in a quest they showed
indeed
man i am so fucking hyped
same
s2 is gonna be good eating
i reserved my vacations for the last release date before they delayed to november 20
last thing the drone sees
@river zealot u back to school
My morning's going great thanks for asking
Next time stop digging graves with ur bare hands
bladewolf time 
Thanks, I'll take that into consideration
the fk you doing
stupid woman
sorry
retarded woman*
I was making breakfast and poked my hand with the knife when it slipped and I tried to grab it
Classic Osaka L
I forgot no falling knife has a handle
😭
yeah
thank god women dont run my country
never grab a falling knife dumbo
you just step back and let it happen
typical woman L
It was instinct, sorry
Ouch
can't even handle kitchen applience
wemen fell off
you got the wrong firmware upgrade?
don't apollocheese
be better
I skipped like 3 phases
Apparently?
holy animal abuse
I can't cook at all
Revert to sandwich making mode
maxed out HF blade
also the suit raiden skin is peak
whoever tells me revengeance is harder than hard or very hard can suck my crusty big toe
can i do it
what
who?


Oh so you started school again , nice
Hopefully all is well
Yeah i forgot u guys have vacation too right
MGR is peak
we'll never see it's like again
I haven't played it since last year
@rose ferry doing stormbringer
one parry with ripper mode
32%
yes such a hard difficulty guys 🤓
One of the best songs
I will record for u
I FINALLY FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOOOOKING FOOOOR
what happened? Context needed for judgement
what diff you on?
revengeance
I am using infinite wig however I'm only using it for bosses
simply because I don't have the time to replay a boss 50 times because I missed a single zandatsu
and I am using sams sword
its canon
@shell venture grad time

I'm sorry but here ripper mode will be used mashallah
dogshit boss
yes
he deserves to suffer
@stone blade clothes shop has a sign
Jackets price from 6k rsd to 1.5k rsd
Yea like im gonna believe that
@shell venture
BUT FUCK THIS BOSS
battle starts
the one in the back explodes the barrels next to me
JEBEM TI SETRA
DA TI JEBEM MAJKU DA TI JEBEM
mashallah
Sestru*
shut the fk up lizi mi kurac
ok r02 done
ez pz
I'm sorry but i had to use the sai for the grad boss
I'm not doing that with just a sword
@rose ferry @inland jackal @shell venture @final cedar @austere crater @narrow lotus
FEMALE???
still doesn't beat sundowners ass
real

yes bro such a hard difficulty
one parry and counter all 4 dead
Enough for today
Hideo and his woman posters
i remember opening up the lockers on tanker in mgs2
was like 12

yup
he looks ok

oooskh

hideo knew exactly what he was doing
putting half naked women posters around the game
Kojima is gae
A secret with the poster on Metal Gear Solid 2 substance (PS2)
he does that since ever
im pretty sure there was one in mgs3 as well
mgs1 not because camera wouldnt allow it, but probably in the gamecube remake
in reality is really isn't hard it just takes tiem if you don't know how to properly parry and abuse a.I mechanics
the only "hard" S rank toget is third phase armstrong
because of the 100hit combo
Me learning parrying on armstrong in my recent playtrough 
if you don't properly upgrade raiden and at least upgrade the secondary weapons you're gonna have a hard time
you can even complete the achievement on a new game technically
on revengeance
which funnily enough is the easiest difficulty out of the 3 "hard" ones
havent played revengeance mode once so i dont know about the diff spike
we have hard , very hard and re-gey
normal and easy don't count obv
the only difference between the 3 is
on very hard and revengeance there's more enemies and a lot of them are swapped for tougher ones
instead of a normal cyborg for example some parts give you a hammer bro
which are some of the tankiest enemies in the game after the grad
redeeming quality is you do like double maybe even tripple the parry dmg on revengeance @austere crater
and if you do this on new game+ which is what revengeance was designed for especially with some enemy placements and enemy types
you can 1 tap 90% of the enemies
@austere crater
prime example
im still in disbelief that they actually did this
its just a mascot
Best of all
still
I wasn't even in ripper mode I was using the HF blade with strenght upgrades 

looked away one second and his hp were gone
if I had activated ripper he would be dead
legit 1 shot
mistral was the same
monsoon won't be sadly
it really isn't hard you just learn the timings and bam ez S
Is he changing?
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Dude
He is two cockroaches ahead
guh
20 gorillion dollars
ngl
I may have autism or some other kind of mental illness which is undocumented
but
as a child I tried tasting cat food multiple times

and once dog food too
@narrow lotus @inland jackal
My brother did eat half of the cat salami
Thinking it was for human consumption
He said it was literally just meat but bit more concentrated
the food that I tasted was not the soft cat salami
it was the
hard cat food
where they crunch it
you know the type
@narrow lotus
Flop lost his shit, tell him he should throw the shit in toilet
Not keep it
pack of crackers and a half eaten pretzel take it or leave it
make it 2 packs of crackers and we got a deal
this why #🏪helpers-hideout smells ?
Bruh
damn it Flop , learn some manners
MAN YOU KNOW what I meant
no access more like poop zone
Man one day y'all gonna regret pissing me off
just saying
he's gonna piss too

School shooter kinda statement
fun thing
do the last thing and finish the trifecta
Bananas without B is just pineapple
Nah just karma will hit y'all

what , man?
And mortii without matii is just the dead
Cope
Already have by being given bad RNG 
Finished drinking Monster
Now i go to buy furniture stuff with dad
Win
💀
18 hours of unpaid labor awaits you
good luck :)
Bruh
nothing stupid
ivan u dont work?
god bless
for friday and then 2 more
sigma male fantum tax hawk tuah lone wolf those who knows 💀 balkan stare jamaican smile still water
Someone needs to skin mr tate alive
he likes to be in an environment full of men
i mean i like self improvement
but reducing other people's levels just to upgrade yours is a no go
eerie dicks, creaking asses, rattling tits, howling mummy sex, moaning undead pussies
what te fick

Osaka i see you dont sing anymore
Your block will be lifted
Catboyo and cori will be kept blocked

reminded me of Ivanko for some reason
????
in what way
does that remind you of me
are you ok my guy?
The pirate is here
workday is almost over, cooked some steak and potats for myself, life good
I’m stealing them
hes very homosexual
Can I get some
Hi twink
tweener
@shell venture the devs were so smart when designing sam since in his second phase if you close the gap on him when he doesn't have his sword he has a scripted flip
False
They knew players would be impatient
sam with sword 
sam without sword 
why is a flock of twinks trying to steal my food
Sam without sword can legit body raiden
also regret to say it's already eaten
Get good
ok but who the fk asked you
You just suck fr…
you still a woman?
what a sentence
There s no women innthe zone
she really hit us with The Rock eyebrow
@tidal trellis hi twink
we're forever stuck in a twinkhog day 
i mean, yeah?
nasty
Shame.
this you?
Nice. However, a bit stinky
Better apologize before I find u
usually
Twinkirex will haunt brainfart forever
his legacy still lingers on
sadly.
I still remember the day his reddit account got postedf
Why is Goofy dating his son's GF?
Flop is the 2.0 version
when you stay in your house for a week, how many times you shower?
i do it twice
same actually
in a week?
ntr
Good looking guy but damn shame about the self-hate and the reddit shit
netorare?
yoooo
Hello no, I ain't no degenerate
Yet
Never*
Is Ivan simping Harasaki?
some bf 2042 looking shit
they didn't have to make it look like a toy
trying to hard smh
Jarvis, post screenshot #239 of delight asking a discord user their age and gender. Enchance by 200%, deepfry.
Nahh PL-01 ahh tank
it's a south korean company so no, they had to
not like when you're doing a lot of stuff and going out everyday
Or that one tank from GTA 5
more like when you have a week off
This aint ending well
the tank comes preinstalled with 4 gb of k-pop songs and a disco ball too
a hydrogen powered tank
gotta minimize that carbon footprint while turning soldiers and buildings into rubble
yeah but what about washing your ass after a shit? That has to linger for 3 days? Or is armpit-crotch-ass maintenance not counted ass showering?
Same with electric tank
the point is that it has less of a heat signature which is actually useful
also explain how you cut your finger
i knew electric tanks did that
didn't know that hydrogen was more efficient
hydrogen is used to power the electric battery pack via fuels cells
the tank has a electric drivetrain
i grabbed the knife while it was falling and i poked
Just let knife hit the floor and then pick up
isn't it even a proverb or something in English, to never grab a falling knife
you could quite easily retrofit existing internal combustion engines to burn hydrogen but then you loose any advantage a electric-fuel cell setup would provide with the added risk of hauling a pressurized tank of explosive gas
like the whole point of the knife got into my finger
Let knife hit foot for extra damage
one of the things you learn in cooking is to always let falling silverware go
just make sure your feet are clear
Hell yeah!
The blade may break or damage the floor
those beloved milfs are not going to be milfs but simply women your age
My mom says: ''Falling knifes has no handle
I think health is more important than this
and you have ten fingers anyway, so no harm in trying to catch it
@potent hamlet
Just play football with a knife
basde
Ninja that shit
basde
i usually do that with my phone
KITCHEN WENCH 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
Kick it hard enough so your phone breaks and you cant use discord on it anymore

you fool
if she leaves, who knows what version of the alice/christystella/osaka monster will return
this version aint bad. let's keep on this one for a while.
We need a change in scenery, let the next heretic on the stage
my bet for the next roll is on a... uh...
alaskan tomboy
No need to bully the Chilean girl 
Valid bet, i'll go with egyptian twink to rival flop
no
this creature is always a tomboy or tomboyish
if we get a twink, i'm going to fucking murder you
Why are we talking about tomboys now? 
I'll welcome the sweet release from life
the alice/christystella/osaka creature
we often have at least one tomboy regular in the channel
Good
Tomboys are good
I wish there were more tomboys than femboys in discord, world would have been a utopia
I place my money that starting next year a 6 foot 5 Arkansas lady that's 250 pounds lean will be the next one here trust

Amen, osaka is chill and actually talks. Gonna perserve the ecosystem or something
plus she mellowed out
Rapidly growing extinct, sadly 
Don't think you'll find them here anyway
i hate freaks i hate freaks i hate freaks i hate freaksi hate freaks i hate freaks
Does it really matter what gender people are here? At the end of the day the only real gender in brainfart is retarded
ngl i would love to have an SKS
The only real genders of brainfart
Retarded
People having the highest IQ debates for some reason
Male, female, and everything in between is the same once they are stuck here long enough.
I just go to brainfart to shitpost and leave
Gotta categorize the voices in my phone somehow
if we're talking alice-stella-osaka product line, osaka is the best one so far
Which category am i in?
50% of the time I come here to shitpost
The other 50% of the time I come here to vent and spew out schizophrenic gibberish because if I don't get it out somewhere I may do a swan dive off a building
it's good that the manufacturers are considering the feedback
Thats the best part. Its either unbridled retardation or someone discussing peak niche topics. Keeps it interesting
Why are we rating human beings like they are manufactured items 
Name i can never tag properly and knows his tech stuff
Brainfart is just training the alice-stella-osaka AI
High tier
am i?
i preferred schizophrenia child arc
I still remember the peak scuba diving discussion with some dude
Oddly specific category
I hope they at least give us a honorable mention
the stella napoleon sub chapter was filler
Who was Alice?
Never heard of this Alice
Special honours for the banned people that trained the AI
Only because every time i think to tag you, i give up halfway trying to find the name. Never change the pfp plz 
stella was overtrained. constantly stuck on napoleon ramblings. boo
i mean, i might be the most sane one
What category am I in
yea but child schizophrenia update was rly good
Maybe one day project brainfart will be complete. Its still slop tier atm
Helo busy
rome wasn't built in a single day and all that
Falco was a bitch about it in the past and nicknamed me to something he could tag 
it genuinely creeped me out that it may not be just some internet ghost talking shit out of their ass but a real autistic schizo being kept around poor defenseless children
Twi...solid brainfarter
alleged dutch tomboy who used to shitpost regularly here
when the topic of chatting in voice came up, she claimed to be mute (unable to speak due to disability)
so, probably not a girl

You made me wait for too long, you automatically lose 🍃
69
that thought crossed my mind a few times, but i partly hope that the children are part of their imagination aswell
Thank you zoro
Did you forget about last man to have a dream? 
I see we're using fake categories now
nice
its failing
Osaka careful its dinner time soon dont cut ur hand off
the bort is rigged
Sorry @tidal trellis , that was in poor taste
would you forgive me if i planted mold in your room
what dinner time, its lunch time
It's already here
gee thanks Twinkus
Busy I swear 2 god
Alright flopirex, last of her name. I believe you.

I only know most of night shift brainfart. I wonder if day shift is any different
ok good cause I improved it 
you are fixing it right
I will extract BOTH OF YOU from this realm of existence
day shift in US time?
so much for forgiveness
Yes lol
Do I look like I know how to remove mold
Now be angrier
Plus my parent's don't seem to be that worried
You lick it off
I don't mean it literally, goober Mordor resident
I won't harm u
its pretty dead afaik
so you're a liar
Idot
I see
I do not lie
uh huh
that or emotional rants
Flop, its so easy. Just post youtube links he has to go through hoops to click on
Lying = bad

True but what links
Idk what busy likes
you rub cheese on mold to make stilton
Youtube links flop
TRUE
Its doomed.
what is a youtube link flop
nice try for backseating flop into spiting me, brainfart
Last of its name frfr
but you forgot that he fails to solve even the easiest tasks

how did flop install gamma
Man you guys stink
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Just like the buffalo
Blindly following the herd
We try to justify
All the things that have occurred
I don't know what I've been told
But the wishes of the people can't be controlled
I don't know what I've been told
But th...

probably asked dad to help
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That's 2-shower-a-week Osaka, not us
You also got mold, soon to be last of us zombie
its cleared
so now im a registered expert in mold
Homie I ain't enjoying this, neither will u

see
Wait do they actually only shower twice a week 
Fine ill find something you like
homie so dense he hurt himself in confusion
Probably
Is this how Syntax felt like if so I take back everything bad I said about him back
osaka is the most successful dick cheese seller in the hood, helps her to stay afloat
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the same syntax we know?
Here flop, is this better for you?

I used to dunk on him
I don't know what's worse, the fact they shower twice a week or what you just fucking said
Probably showers with hot dog water to mask the other smells
now you're getting dunked on
Gottem
Man I weren't the guy who got swept up in our base
HEY NO
doont care
syntax was hella young
kinda fucked up you'd bully someone that young
you deserve what you get
Man it weren't serious
neither is all of brainfart 
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Sigh...
imagine getting bullied by some old men on the internet

The timing was too good
just be the old man
Haha cyberbulling isn't real just turn your fucking phone off
Almost as old as busy
Kompromat acquired
Ancient
You are old enough to buy a pistol
who taught you that
syntax bullied by flop, now we bully flop as karma
all is right in the world
Not me
im 21 and i think im old myself
Idk about others
i'd just buy a rifle
a rifle is better for self defense cause i do not leave my house 
or a shotgun would be better actually
wouldnt it be worse?
Ancient fall off 3 story building secret
no
because your house is an enclosed space?
yeah if you're poor 
Delight likes this information
woah, okay mr. mcmansion 
why
man i love tyler the creator
Ears gonna be fucked anyways. 3 points of contact and more boolit better than worrying about aiming pistol
DBZ fight
Cute cat
Suppressors are goated for a reason
@coarse bear @frail scaffold @naive bison @final cedar @narrow lotus @inland jackal @shell venture @storm stream
yes but muh barrel length
crusty as hell
indeed

Wuh?
just use a larger magazine and... Mr. ATF agent? 
?
Its unsavory people in a hallway, not floppistan 1km away in a mountain
NAH BUT ARE YOU BLIND
No I mean the suppressor adds length in an enclosed and possibly cramped space 
for this very reason do I want a captive cartridge pistol like the ruskies have
ai slop
Best of both worlds, 9mm carbine suppressed with light and sling.
Oh right, cat
just get a skorpion at this point 
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Time to make the entire apartment shake

I did 
quietest bulgarian
bro I swear to god you stfu xal or I will delete your tarkov account
beat transvestites
ok this one is a banger
Just beat PCR, cheesed the fuck out of him because I have zero respect for him or his twink boyfriend.










