#🎪bruh-fart
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Sir steam is a game service
thats enough to clean whatever the top bun is touching
Hell naw

I still can’t get over the “buy subscription to use more of engine you bought” in cars
Like that’s so gei
Tesla has it
Other evs have it
A scooter
since its hte only one that doesnt melt you if it catches on fire
its got some hatch near/in the battery where a fire fighter can stick a nozzle to drown the battery iirc
Wdym that’s how you avoid paying out the ass for repairs
Cause all Evs have gei proprietary software and shit
so it doesnt turn the whole car into cooked aluminum or whatever
I love li-on battery fumes
😋
do you folks think if I get bug spray and a lighter I'll be able to cleanse my apartment of mold?
NAAAAH
Fire truck extinguishing your car be like
No
Become the mold
What kind of mold
Never leave your apartment in a jungle bro
idk if i got trolled or what but some rivian driver told me that and i cant find any videos of it
White
and i know they'd make a youtube short yapping about that shit
It was me on an alt
It’s too late for you
I made it up
nah, it isn't everywhere yet
Please tell me it’s in the bathroom
It’s too late
what makes you say that
@glad carbon
I'm not living there mind, not rn
Condemn it all
it's already all condemned
Just buy a gas mask
Ur going thru too much effor bro
i have a full hazmat on brother
Where the fuck are you
malaysia
Keep it on
It’s too late for you

It’s in your bloodstream
Haven't inhaled shite
had this suit on for the entirety of me being there
tbf that was in the shower
I currently scrubbed the kitchen top to bottom, emptied the apartment of anything molded
Bleach and some hydrogen peroxide
it was like this shit
i thought it was hard water
Just dump it all out
you wanna see what happened to my chair 
Not the butt fumes
😭
its some bacteria that eats soap and fats
On everything that contains cloth
Still can't find the source, it's moisture, not food
That’s nice bro
Sure ship it
i noticed that it was on places where I sat at the most
That's a lot of cum
sweaty mf

You are the mold
I actually have the opposite problem of not sweating enough
See now the mold knows who you are
Otherwise the ass part would be all molded up
surrae is a very dry fella
I'm afraid of stepping foot in the site again
This is why I'm sat here coping
I'm not strong enough to go back in

i beleive in you surrae
clean it up man
put ur back into it
or else xalrider is gonna shoot it
I'm just worried about spores, that's literally my biggest concern
🖐️
i cast “mend buttcrack”
just get a respirator
like if I clean it all up how do I know the spores are gone too
Would you rather put your back into it and someone put it in your back
I got a mask yea
get a uhhh
i think they make fans with air filters
should be rated for pollen and spores
fuckin hell lmfao
Currently I got like two fans and windows open
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yeah ask google how to deal with mold spores, i think ur pretty good for now
HOLD ON
what's good
is it fuzzy
The chair clearly got sunk into
It'd be a pain to clean it, and I don't want to risk another spore carrier
you would need to basically make the building have intake and out
so everything have to be like a windtunnel
A chair, and my bedsheets, which I've already gotten out of my apartment
and maybe every shirt that wasn't in my wardrobe at the time
well
I really think the chair is fine
You can have it
it can still be a hazard if anything up sturred up it's fucking spore city
question is
Is it going to get used often after cleaning
is there black mold building up now?
Everyday, it's my workplace
then you're really fucked
Yeah then it’s fine
No, i checked every surface
It’ll get moved around, sat on. As long as it’s not sitting still in a damp corner just growing forerver
Well, I'm not sure if the cleaners took it out of the trash room, but it's in the trash room now, so I don't think I can retrieve it if I wanted to
hmmmmmmmm
I'm not clinging onto anything, because in about 6 months time I'm out of this country anyway
i can get cheap shit and live with it for now
Sit on a log
Funnily enough, my bathroom is the cleanest
fair on that
hmm
okay so like
how is this apt built
i had a leak in the bathroom 5 months back, but I fixed it quick and it hasnt shown signs of rot
But I legit think it's cus I had my curtains somewhat closed, and there was no open windows
Or vents, the place doesn't have vents
So for 3 months, no vents, no fans on, marginal sunlight
In a very humid country
yeah
I think the math is mathing
I'll get like 2 and set them up across the apt for now
Gonna wear this mask for another day though
and hope you don't get asthma from this
lol I was just typing this
If I'm wearing a respirator I would be fine
No, I'm not living here
OHH
I come here to fix shit, and then leave until it's fully fixed
Cheap humidifiers can kind of stink, since they use chemicals to draw in that moisture, but it's not bad. I have used them before I got the electric one.
I'm crashing at a friend's apartment and I get treated like a fuckin
Last of us infected
damn this is temporary stay and you gotta deal with mold or something
well he's afraid that my clothes have spores or whatever
I kept telling him to stop being retarded
but alas
HOT WATER, SOAP can kill it
That shit gives you hidden sickness or some shit if you be around for a long time, at least your stay is temporary.
besides his apt will be ventilated so even if I spread something there, it won't be a big deal
Hot water sometimes isn't enough, you have to let it dry in full sunlight. Natural sun kills it very well.
It's funny cus I'm wearing the hazmat when working there
And he tells me 'yeah but some of it might've spread into your clothes'
He's so paranoid
I mean I don't blame him but fuck stop busting my balls over it
it's not fucking like... anthrax
Tbh spores getting on your clothes not a big deal if the area you're staying in isn't humid
Just clean your clothes just to be safe but no need to get paranoid
im just wearin the hazzie cus i dont have any clothes left
lmfao
how did that chair even come to that point
you tell me dude
nutting into the chair
ay
gag
why would i do that when you're around anyway
@glad carbon 🖐️
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Did he like spill a bunch of water on the chair and left it in a sauna or something
no, i left the apartment after cleaning it for 3 months
but it had no ventilation or sunlight coming in
because i made that mistake
this is actually bacteria, not mold. At least it's what my parents told me all the time. Haven't actually looked into it.
and the country i live in is very, very humid
f
currently 60% humidity
No ventilation is probably why
which is a good day
especially with that humidity
nothing to be worried about as long as you clean your bathtub regularly
yeah
the bathroom here is fucked because everything leans towards the fucking wall
so it's constant battle of "HEY CAN YOU DRY UP THE WATER ON THE BACK OF THE SINK PLS"
@eager igloo 
Adios
actually
@slender rock since you know a bit
are dehumidifiers and humidifiers two different things ye?
yes
yes
yeah, just making sure
one sucks moisture, one adds moisture
FARK
your last resort may be candles but, could be a fire hazard depending on where you place them
Good ventilation is a must though, that smoke not going to be good for you if it's all just stuck inside.
i cant wait to flick a lighter and the entire building combusts because i set spores on fire
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I am realizing you are in another server I am in 
Brother mold is spores, its in your hvac
let me cope.

i cant wait to finally clean this place up
turn the AC on and i just
as all of it goes back
Im a bit late, is it just one room or everywhere
lets game vro
its in his ears in his lungs its everywhere
everywhere but my bathroom
bedroom/living room and kitchen
You are too lazy to walk 
walk faster rat
Yeah everything is fucked. You need a specialist. Especially if its in walls or mattresses
Its in the walls
nah, nothing on the walls, its just surface level
on removable furniture
Not on the walls, in/behind them
it was on my bedsheet, not my matress
oh, no no
we dont do that here
we dont have hollow walls
Ah
I prefer bike but it's tad cold for it
Id at least cry a bit and get a consultation from mold specialists. We had to when we had water damage
Fair enough
my broke ass will never recover from it but
If it was one room, i wouldn't stress as much. But 3 rooms is 
nah its two
relatively small rooms
i cleaned up most of it anyway
im just writing my fuckass report for uni before i go about fixing more today
Maybe insurance will cover it? If its a house and not dorms or something
pfffftt
no, if my agent sees this shit
he will take my whole deposit, and make me pay to fix it

Brother. That is now a property managers problem
Deposit is almost guaranteed less than mold removal services.
im just trying to fix what i can manually and if i see anything problematic i will contact management
but im fully aware, most of what i have is gone
and i made terms with that already
Definately fine comb over your lease agreement
Most have specifically mold related clauses
At least in murrica we do
i would assume malaysia would have common mold prolbems
so, you're saying that potentially they'd fix this shit themselves?
i cant imagine that i wouldn't get fucked over for 'making it that way'
despite not having much of a hand in this
Cant you just get a dehumidifier 
Oh hey i found a clause for you
Section 4, line 30
"pergi kacau diri sendiri. jangan lulus pergi, jangan kumpul 875 MYR."

Yeah, potentially since its their property. Definately the less you tell them, the better
Don't lead with "i was away for 3 months and came back to this after leaving the ac off"
Just say "i came back and it was like this."
It's an apartment 
with pics? I may not be a mold expert, but I have dealt with them a lot. My room often turns into a jungle because of my fish tanks.
Mostly because of my 20 gallon tank
nah i mean ill go to the management acting clueless probably
And it has no top
Act clueless as possible but not too dumb
Well, it needs food, moisture, and heat. So malaysia humidity, no ac, and it fed off something
Mold treating the gaming chair like a dead skin golden corral
There could be leakage or something else contributing to it
Sink wit da drip
Probably, shit piping will do that.
We've got similar heat+humidity levels where im at
You should sink 
Malaysia definately a bit hotter, but still upper 90-100f and 60%+ humidity
Just say about 30-36C
I will sink my teeth in your spine
every spot of dust is stressing me out
Sink them somewhere else
We had to do a deep clean after the hurricane a while back. The fridge and freezer turned into its own soverign nation
alright, im gonna suit up and go now
And we just went grocery shopping too 
ciao ciao
wait, if its an apartment, and units are linked together, other apartments may be fucked
He became italian 

But it didnt go through walls tho
At least its bella ciao instead of kill me now
Right?
In the face of mold we are all equal
Okay, pr etyy good
no smell, atleast
Yippee
Funguh 

Surrae's nation of micro-Malaysia invaded by orks -2024
Good luck with the cleanup. 
@glad carbon https://youtu.be/TJgQH3PiyyA?si=uyFNqN955w3s_Sl9
Damn that was quick
Technology
nanomachines, son
Rock and stone?

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It is unknown why the Birmingham Roller and other roller pigeons tumble.
Source: It's sick as hell
also furry and magic
@naive bison
mid ball run
Goober
hi vro
gn bz and dry and artem and all the other weird slavic people on my screen
Real, and we have general meeting at work
Which Im skipping anyway, and I have vacation tomorrow so its my friday
gn pookie @steel bone

Gm gm

@steel bone dobroe utro tovarisch
Доброе, доброе

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i like that Sam Hyde meme where he's talking about the jews and he censors the word "jew" with an AI voice saying "brazilian" 
the comments are like "it's always the brazilians"

idk why but every jew hating conspiracy theory about jews controlling the world sounds insanely funny if you replace it with Brazilians or Filipinos

got him again
the filipinos orchestrated 911
irish
the filipinos run 7/11
a second pot of gold has hit the tower
u r gae. i pretend to be gae to avoid talking to women. we are not the same.
Lets all agree flop is a twink
Filipino central banking 
did u see his fallout 3 stream
@stone blade peak balkan transportation, scooter with a wooden handmade wheelbarrow covering the plates 
u run the plates, registration holder shows up as niko bellic. wyd
Just put the engine in the wheelbarrow, ready to go 👍
@tidal trellis twink 
My pfp is perfectly fine
@stone blade i was about to step on a crosswalk cause it was near end moments of green light for me
Cyclist cut my path, light turns red 
You guys weirdly obsessed with it
cut his tires
I will
yes it's called bullying
@tidal trellis twink 
Imagine not having a car to run him over with
no
I can walk my entire town in about 2 hours
I do have a car but i had to buy some documentation on the way
So i chose to walk
Peugeot 407 limo
ooo
bulgaria is a country for ants
hm
it's made for people not cars
Peugot 🤢
Peugot is like worse than Ford
It falls apart so fast
French really suck at making cars
I will be having a project with it this month @stone blade, whole interior is going out
he is disrespecting the balkan culture
man should drive golf
or some old sports audi
I had a golf 2
or a benz E class
But sold it to some old fart
Shame
You literally have to finger the handle hole to open the door
And to close it you had to smack it real hard
the AC?

Just one year later after i was born
Ye
1 year younger than me 
bulgaria being "made" implies intelligent design
bulgaria just kinda spawned into the world
i refuse to believe anyone made it on purpose
watch what
young man
ah yeah sam hyde's fallout 3 stream
About that yea, we buy cars to salvage and one of them sw(caravan) had a 2zone ac 
Passenger side it can cool, driver side it can heat
rip a heating element out of an electric stove and put it on a switch under the driver seat
ez heated seats
i dont personally like having a hot ass
wow
shits brand new

After that that metal tire thing i forgot it on English, we call it felna, we gonna paint it black
Whole car will be that nardo gray color but roof will be black
the metal tire thing?
the wheel?

And the front mask, the one the bumper with holes for the cooler
Its gonna be hexagonal
Not squares what i have
Coolest peugeot i saw was the RCZ
Somedays i wish i thought of getting that
@narrow lotus
I posted that picture I can feel my money going awya from my wallet
yeah maybe in future i move there , my fav city
mashallah
i can drive there with my eyes closed
I do like the newer models like 3008
i can walk there
oh yeah those look rly good
i like em too
Anal leave 

@narrow lotus @inland jackal https://open.spotify.com/track/1jDJFeK9x3OZboIAHsY9k2?si=cU7HBx5oRS6my2D6szhEfg
The balkans being the last country to be alive during an apocalypse
Why the leave tho, from all the brain fuck from raising the wrong flags?
Bro its my day off
And then you had to redirect numerous customers
dont care
that doesnt exist
Only day off is if you got hit by a car or its sunday
200 na sat
i was looking for...
yooo
what kind of milk you stupid bot
lol


RCZ shortly held the record for most HP per liter, right?
no idea , i like the diesel one

they pushed 270hp out of a 1.6 inline 4 
probably would made more hp if they slapped a huge turbo to it
ghosty ce plm cauti aici
ce drq sa caut
@stone blade ALOO GHOSTY IS BAKC
ce face Simon
ghosty can suck my toe I hope he gets fucked by gypsies
baaa e bine
dar nu mai traieste cu mine
oricum sunt multe de povestit de cand nu am mai vorbit
/tra

this car looks familiar for some reason
kinda ugly
ce drq esti la facultate
nahh dar s-a mutat sora mea si l-a luat cu ea dupa ceva timp

iar acum stau si eu singur

@stone blade is your entire personality still being trash at tarkov
or did something about you change
I think currently it's being a god at Revengeance
mgr?
ye
he finally discovered better games
think by now he S'd every level on hard
Another ancient bitch alooo
@eager igloo 
Old user? 🤔 hi there
No 
Try it some time
No 

that's pretty cool 
why not
my last message was literally last year
oh dear
💀
damn , I literally quit the game
but ok
actual W
Your last message was why not
@eager igloo i see what you mean now
myshinka 
he still plays tarkov?
Successor to the cutesy little hybrid electric is this monstrosity, are they drinking paint?

damn
L farmer
Hi W Hi Ivan Hi ledy Hi Menace
and recently playing mgr
thats how it be
Good day to you catboyo
is it going well?
absolutely
Omg hiiiiii sweetheart
jobs tend to not go well
oh thats good to hear
He's raging at some other game now
I get paid decent for basically doing nothing
ugly as fuck exterior design aside, why would you drop the small car production and replace it with a crossover suv
YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOUNG MAN
or you will find yourself in a ditch floppington
It's all I see
sounds like him
SEE
Even he agreed
fuck any new car buy jap 80s shitbox kei van
I can't get these here I'd love a kei car
Weseli is serbian which makes him genetically attuned to being a bellend
The goober
I even fit snuggly in one as a 2m guy
@stone blade do you still don that rad ass hair you had back then
or did you change it

still
he looks like a true satan worshipper now
oh no
his beard is as long as the hair now
what did he do
My lil shitterbox
does it still have the red?
holy shit
until I go bald
the one with the banging mint paint job?
both
im jealous
dayum
thats what i like to hear
best car
What he say
pai daca o iei asa atunci si eu
ca sunt prin ilfov
💀
Calarasi 
Banging inside
nu pot sa zic ca nu e aceeasi poveste si aici

this what you drive?
cand iesi la o cafea
The subwoofer is nice
you have space for a second tbh
peak
for a mini fridge
or if it doesnt have AC , you can put a whole unit in there
imma put my RTX 6090 there to cool off while driving
IM AUSTRAILLIAN WE DRIVE ON THE LEFT
an L is still an L
oh yeah now that i think about it
my pc should be able to perfectly run tarkov now
time to reinstall
(just kidding)
Not currently im working on it rn cos fuel pump gone bye bye among a few other things
RN im drivin a 94 prelude '
calling it a sixty ninety is pretty funny 
add a second woofer plz
no balls
@stone blade what do you listen to nowadays
same old
In the works to get to one FAT one put in the back
yeah but i dont entirely remember what you used to listen to
Or make a wall
18 inch or nothing
@eager quest
ffs
There
aight fair enough
yo guys
i can give you a ton of suggestions tho
what did your parents give you as package for school
for everything there
like food and shit
we don't care
when u were small
nothing i beat other people for their lunch and money

she said 2 leva all you get buy some food
I had to scrape buy I barely had enough for energy drink
(i beat them up)
patriot energy drink consumer
🤢
You dont needa tempt me
I allmost put a fucking hayabusa engine in it 
you american catboy?
reading demon
boggles the mind you haven't had kidney stones yet
or any heart instabilities
@narrow lotus River maritsa during the 80s
straight out of stalker
we're in jupiter we made it
You're in C17 Ivan, I'm sorry
did I ping you?
is it good?
no(I've never played it)
yes.
damn
How it looks like if some game really hits that dopamine button for me 
bought on the 27th
i legit still cant believe I basically have almost the equivalent of 2 work weeks on a game in 2 weeks
its actually crazy
and the whole reason for that is that they released ranked
70 hrs worth i am legit top 3% of players in the game

ah yes
@narrow lotus @eager quest
anything for digital ranked points
we made it
its like a drug
what did we make
the games also just like
super mega fun
1 sec ill show gameplay of what you can do in this game
its legit like crack
cant be as good as actual crack
no idea
i cant lie
it was as good as actual crack in the first like
50 to 100 hours
but you know how you like
build a immunity after constant consumption
basically what happened
you need a harder hit
I put the equivalent of 2 months working at corporate into a game during the first 3 weeks of its release. Once it clicks with your monkey brain it may as well be digital crack
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like its so addicting
I play this character btw
fair enough
thats what happened with me and warhammer 3 when i first bought it
but generally the total war franchise is like crack for me
it do be like that
ive overdosed on deadlock
oh damn
im doing the uh prologue campaign training thing for kislev
oh so you aint a fiend yet
but my friend said i shouldnt do that cus kislev is a hardcore faction and its a tutorial assuming you played the past 2 games
(i didnt play either)
Do it
so on the first campaign quest I got shat on
Your friend is clueless
Rookie numbers, trust
The thing is, I hardly ever have that reaction. And that it's caused by some unfinished early access title of all things really confused me
AoE2 do be crack for me
no granny shifting, remember to double clutch!
Good luck!
uhhh
kislev is only really hard because of
archaon (dude with big horned helmet) collapsing right on top of you
and a mutated rat right to your north west
otherwise its a fun and good faction
Friends dog does this
Bonjourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Im doing like the yuri campaign
hello there 
Im at the part where you go thru the labyrinth thing and I lost there
Game?
Were doing driving theory
Total war warhammer 3
Ah , I prefer the second warhammer
I don't know why
I care
The game runs good is all that matters to me
Youtubers like reggie and the one with the plague mask that do videos on this game says it runs bad
Total war saga is alive only for the warhammer saga
Its prob cus their recording software isnt optimized doe
or because for the faction
many many many faction
I hate the pratic
Motivate yourself
S5 passed theory
Beat his ass
@tidal trellis hi twink
WHY
you do it cause you like it
Never was


