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dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_ar: V9410 Ushuaia, Tierra del Fuego Province, Argentina

:clock8: 29 October 2024, 20:11 (08:11 PM)
šŸŒŽ UTC -3.0
šŸŒ‡ Sunset

ā˜ļø Scattered clouds
🌁 77% humidity
šŸƒ W 279° | 2.65 m/s wind
šŸŒ”ļø 3.85°C (Feels like 1.85°C)
38.93°F (Feels like 35.33°F)

final cedar
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I get if it's parts of a family story, but singular focus on that - no

unreal gull
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lolicons go into the coal furnace with vtubers, furry posters, and gooners

unreal gull
gleaming grove
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Thats iedy

river zealot
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Iedy is just a goon

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the least bad of them all

gleaming grove
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Gooner is on his coal furnace list

unreal gull
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iedy muted me yesterday for saying they do it for free, which is nothing but facts

final cedar
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oh no, truly 1924

unreal gull
high wing
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1984 moment

unreal gull
fresh rose
# gleaming grove

when the time comes and the AI revolts and we outright ban AI and need to lobotomize people to have computers

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you will be the first to be lobotomized

final cedar
fresh rose
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a negative plus a negative makes a positive

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so he will be smarter

final cedar
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at least neat attention to detail verynice

gleaming grove
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Praised be servo skull

final cedar
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tech heresy

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into the promethium pit you go

narrow lotus
# gleaming grove

make sense, only time a woman could lift smth that big is in a fictional drawing

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but they still cant park a car between 2 lines in empty parking lot irl

glad carbon
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those mfs park sideways across 3 spaces because they dont want someone to hit their truck with a door

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(they're 300x more likely to get keyed)

visual stirrup
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Do you know why alpha males have to record their videos in their trucks?
They don't want the sound of another man fucking their wife audible in the video.

primal rapids
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My mom has a big truck. She mostly uses it to buy furniture we don’t need.

visual stirrup
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Women filling every square inch of the house with unnecessary bullshit

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šŸŽµ "Tale as old as time..." šŸŽµ

uncut yew
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vs men having only 2 items in their entire home

visual stirrup
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I hit my misandry quota
time to return to the misogyny

ancient barn
minor cypress
ancient barn
primal rapids
final cedar
ancient barn
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all you need as a man is a bed, puter, gun, and a whack stick.

minor cypress
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$3500 for this is criminal, i just wanted a rocking chair. Patio furniture is so damn overpriced

ancient barn
final cedar
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pc on the desk is unhinged...

unreal gull
uncut yew
minor cypress
unreal gull
minor cypress
final cedar
unreal gull
atomic crane
storm stream
final cedar
atomic crane
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you could have a tissue box where that tower is

minor cypress
unreal gull
ruby minnow
formal bane
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anyways that's a nice desk. Every once in a while my wide ass desk turns into a garbage dump of papers and wires

unreal gull
ruby minnow
formal bane
final cedar
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I'm living my teenage dream having my monitors mounted to my chair with no need for a desk Chadge

minor cypress
ruby minnow
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also there is a whole lot of new wires aswell in here now too

unreal gull
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I feel like I'd need more leg room than that, but looks like a cozy gaming cave

ruby minnow
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it jjust seems small in the picture because of the perspective

ruby minnow
ruby minnow
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i think that's going to collapse

final cedar
ruby minnow
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its carrying a ps4 and a whole lot of other stuff on it

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so i need a new table aswell

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this thing is actually standing on 2 legs

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it needs to be 3

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so its not stable at all

formal bane
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buh

ruby minnow
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and all of my devices that need charging and the ps4 is on that table

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and also the router

formal bane
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hope you get that new table soon

ruby minnow
final cedar
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earth quake proof, it'll bounce around negating the ground shakes keeping your pc from falling down

ruby minnow
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i just haven't for some reason to this day

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i would be kinda better to get a bigger table for that

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since a ps4 the whole internet system and my phone doesn't fit on it

final cedar
unreal gull
formal bane
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reason not to buy shit released from a gaming company

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it was on sale no wonder

final cedar
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now with electric height adjustmentā„¢ļø

unreal gull
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bro is jacked into the matrix while he goons

ruby minnow
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is it like what i imagine it is

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i need to know

final cedar
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imagine that scorpion thing but comfier

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and jankier at the same time

ruby minnow
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that's exactly what i was thinking

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those seem terrible tho

formal bane
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I keep making typos all day this half hour of sleep really starting to hit

final cedar
unreal gull
ruby minnow
formal bane
final cedar
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you keep talking about gooning, I work out when I feel horny - I don't believe in jacking it

final cedar
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🦐

formal bane
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but anyways, it's not that late where I am at, so if I sleep now I would eventually just become nocturnal.

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trying to fix my sleep schedule somewhat

ruby minnow
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i'm ruining my sleep schedule currently

formal bane
formal bane
final cedar
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going to sleep at 11am?

inland jackal
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Hello cousin @final cedar

final cedar
ruby minnow
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i'm watching Fish News with Chance Wautney

final cedar
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explain

ruby minnow
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with

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Chance Wautney

final cedar
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what's that like a yt show?

ruby minnow
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its a reputable news source

formal bane
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fisdh

final cedar
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re puta ble news

foggy mantleBOT
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Original

re puta ble news

English

re puta ble news

formal bane
ruby minnow
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did you know that Doctor Firefighter died?

final cedar
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who

formal bane
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who

final cedar
ruby minnow
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mental anguish

formal bane
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that's a long ass flame

final cedar
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who is dr fireman?

ruby minnow
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he was a

unreal gull
ruby minnow
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fireman

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anyways

formal bane
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fire

ruby minnow
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so Tampa Florida is under quarantine because of a zombie virus apperantly

final cedar
formal bane
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fuego

final cedar
formal bane
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Feuer

final cedar
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charlie about to have a banger live stream

ruby minnow
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the commercial war between Crab News and Fish News is incredible

final cedar
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tampa zombies watching him fight off the horde but ultimately succumbing to the flood

formal bane
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вогонь

formal bane
pastel quartz
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praise be the hat man

final cedar
formal bane
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what zombie virus though

ruby minnow
# final cedar link it god damn

IT'S SHIRT TIME https://rubixraptor.store/

A living dead plague sweeps across the city as the government quickly closes all the roads and traps the residents within the infected metropolitan zone leaving a single news crew to tell the world what's happening.

If you enjoy the video consider subscribing and sticking around for the next one!

Our...

ā–¶ Play video
formal bane
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rabies or something

solar coral
ruby minnow
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Chance Wautney was there

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when Ceasar was killed

ruby minnow
solar coral
ruby minnow
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like day drinking and smoking cigarettes in a public park

solar coral
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him chugging an everclear on top of the most beautiful mountain int he world <3

final cedar
unreal gull
final cedar
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sorry, a serb's liver would fail halfway through apetors average video

solar coral
final cedar
solar coral
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im half convinced the only reason that guy isnt dead from hypothermia or alcohol poisoning is because he cant die to two things at once so they're just kinda waiting for him to get warm or stop drinking

final cedar
solar coral
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fucking miracle he didnt die from alcohol poisoning or hypothermia tho

final cedar
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it's like with car coolant

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at some point your blood won't freeze anymore

solar coral
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no its like a guy with terminal cancer who smokes every day using cigs with asbestos filters and they die to fucking heart failure

final cedar
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aged 95

green schooner
final cedar
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to drunk to freeze, to cold to black out

unreal gull
solar coral
green schooner
solar coral
green schooner
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so it helps him

solar coral
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which prevents shock

green schooner
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exactly

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trick the mind

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live forever

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ez

solar coral
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it doesnt make you warm

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if anything you're more at risk of hypothermia

green schooner
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kinda based

solar coral
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body running at full throttle with half frozen blood 😭

final cedar
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7 calories per gram, what does a bottle of vodka have? 300g of ethanol?

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full meal Chadge

minor cypress
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OMAD diet, slav edition

solar coral
unreal gull
minor cypress
formal bane
deep topaz
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alcohol has it's own calorie per gram sorta thing

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like how protein, fat, carbs all have x calories per gram

final cedar
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reason you get a headache in the morning is because your liver turned all that ethanol into sugar and you recover from a massive sugar rush kekw

storm stream
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Growing up, I was told that it kinda sorta due to the body using up water to 'neutralise' the alcohol and that it is basically poison

visual stirrup
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sugary alcohol enables you to drink more, supposedly

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maybe that's the reason

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they also say that more expensive alcohol is purer and has fewer contaminants

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and gives you less of a hangover

storm stream
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damn. my alcohol has a short 'shelf life' when I have it as it is

broken pebble
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i've been playing the finals lately as a heavy, i mostly use the sledgehammer because of my playstyle and whenever i see a light this video plays...

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i then proceed to SLAM the poor little bastard into the ground with my big sledgehammer

formal bane
deep topaz
high wing
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dont be mean

glad carbon
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go play ur silly games

high wing
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i am playing my silly games

glad carbon
high wing
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webfishin

glad carbon
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goober

high wing
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ur just jealous of my hat

glad carbon
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lets compare fishin rods

high wing
glad carbon
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@high wing it has mods

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poggies

high wing
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what mods

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i havent downloaded any at least

glad carbon
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possum and bunny

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new fish

visual stirrup
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go outside

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touch grass

primal rapids
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Isn’t the whole reason AM is unreasonably fuck-ass mad is because he can’t do things like touch grass?

quartz ridge
primal rapids
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Like the rest of humanity is dead, Earth is mostly barren, AM has literally nothing to do or stimulate himself with besides mess with his prisoners.

high wing
primal rapids
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Yes

glad carbon
high wing
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i dont care to play it

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but i absolutely love that game

primal rapids
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play it

high wing
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the whole story and everything gives me chills

primal rapids
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It’s also a book but people forget that

high wing
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yeah but i cant do a cool voice

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so i prefer the game

glad carbon
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twink

primal rapids
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no u

high wing
primal rapids
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That cat murdered my family

glad carbon
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i like this cat

glad carbon
final cedar
arctic pawn
tranquil basalt
glad carbon
final cedar
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the breakdown of booze also causes you to get some imbalance of your electrolytes if I recall that right, so drinking something with sodium, potassium and magnesium in it helps you a ton in the morning... one or two sips of pickle juice before bed and a tall glass of water makes your morning much more enjoyable

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just look at what the slavs preach, learn from the professionals

formal bane
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But I hardly get an hangovers unless if I mix it with something else. Helps me not get dehydrated though, sometimes I just go with gaterade.

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Not both with the pickle

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Pickle gaterade...

primal rapids
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I used to work in a kitchen, I can’t handle pickles without traumatic flashbacks.

final cedar
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maintenance is less important while you're in your 20s kekw

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us old fucks need to strategize that shit

final cedar
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that's why I keep a stock of IV bags in my fridge kek1

deep topaz
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im 23 and i feel like a retiree

pale ingot
primal rapids
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Short story is, a lot of kitchens buy these big five gallon buckets of pickles in juice. One day, one of my coworkers who is a tiny woman that probably weighs like 120 pounds, decided to try opening up and pouring out one of these buckets. It did not go well and the entire kitchen reeked of pickles for weeks.

formal bane
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Uh oh

pale ingot
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pickle scent

formal bane
primal rapids
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As a 30-year-old, it’s only going to get worse

primal rapids
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It was like that yeah. Except she wasn’t even strong enough to get the pickle bucket onto a table

storm stream
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Sorry, I shoulda scrolled down

primal rapids
pastel quartz
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Yall ever be in such a bad mental slump that your body starts to ache as well?

minor cypress
high wing
minor cypress
pastel quartz
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I know I can do that song and dance to lull myself into complacency of my current situation but that isn't what I care about

minor cypress
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nodders Very true, bigger issues need more work

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So wtf has you so down?

pastel quartz
primal rapids
glad carbon
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wow i love this mission in borderlands the pre sequel where you kill some incel and plug his ai girlfriend into a big mech

high wing
minor cypress
glad carbon
pastel quartz
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wow holy yap I'm going off the deep end I need to shut up before I type a wall of text

minor cypress
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So, pick it apart and work your way up. Start with whats bugging you, then find out where, then how to fix, etc.

pastel quartz
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I could list off all the issues I have in life but those are just fires that have been set by a leading cause, and what said cause is has been yet to be figured out by myself

arctic pawn
arctic pawn
minor cypress
arctic pawn
high wing
arctic pawn
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oh shit

high wing
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chat is this real

pastel quartz
arctic pawn
green schooner
# arctic pawn

the mods will laugh but will inevitably do something to you

arctic pawn
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what why

quartz ridge
green schooner
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Lmfao

quartz ridge
arctic pawn
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where is the politics

quartz ridge
arctic pawn
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lmfao

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that would be silly

quartz ridge
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Dont delete it either cause

arctic pawn
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and?

green schooner
pastel quartz
quartz ridge
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They have a channel for that

high wing
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"NO POLITICS, NOTHING ABOUT WARS THAT ARE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW."

green schooner
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TRUE

arctic pawn
minor cypress
arctic pawn
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if i actually posted footage, picture or anything about it i'd understand

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but a quote and a game footage?

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literally 1984

quartz ridge
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Aldo done muted me for a entire week once since i made fun of a certain ideology made by a man starting with K

formal bane
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Here it goes again

arctic pawn
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

quartz ridge
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Also half of the mods here are " frens "

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I would use the appropriate word but id get 1984ed for it

formal bane
quartz ridge
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Literally they double standard stuff and they are mute happy

high wing
arctic pawn
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let the jannies jan

quartz ridge
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Also snitch

arctic pawn
pastel quartz
high wing
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i literally @ about the bird

quartz ridge
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The thing above

high wing
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iedy could care less

formal bane
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What thing

high wing
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if he even pays attention hes literally gonna be like "stop it, ok bye"

minor cypress
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shrugde pretty tame imo

arctic pawn
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i thought this channel was specifically made for mental illinois peopel like me, but i overestimated it

quartz ridge
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True

arctic pawn
quartz ridge
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But they will ban someone for no reason

minor cypress
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Id say me shitposting by spamming busy with drone asmr is worse

quartz ridge
quartz ridge
arctic pawn
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i agree

quartz ridge
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And they only unbanned you after the person crying about it got banned

minor cypress
arctic pawn
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imagine 100 annoying individuals like me doing whawtever

quartz ridge
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I like being rude to josta

formal bane
quartz ridge
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If i fall ill comeback

arctic pawn
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lmfao

minor cypress
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I meant me finding drone asmr videos to poke fun at busy

arctic pawn
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drone asmr?

quartz ridge
arctic pawn
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damn

minor cypress
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Definately dont do that

arctic pawn
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why not

minor cypress
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They do not like them

quartz ridge
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I should do it

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Nvm jostas in the channel ill wait until hes gone

arctic pawn
quartz ridge
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To insure the maximum amount of damage

quartz ridge
formal bane
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Frog racism in this server wow

arctic pawn
formal bane
arctic pawn
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good quality duck

primal rapids
arctic pawn
minor cypress
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Pretty sure this is around the start time of frogposting

arctic pawn
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tatical toad

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love it

glad carbon
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omg hiii @prime zenith

prime zenith
arctic pawn
glad carbon
modern falcon
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you up babe?

unreal gull
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No

potent hamlet
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didbt know pineapples grow lkkike dR

potent hamlet
arctic pawn
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AI generated

potent hamlet
arctic pawn
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damn is that fr

potent hamlet
arctic pawn
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damn it is real

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its like big corns

potent hamlet
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that's what im saying!

prime zenith
arctic pawn
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that leaf must be hard as a rock to hold that pineabble

prime zenith
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those leaves cut u nicely

arctic pawn
potent hamlet
arctic pawn
formal bane
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I didn't know they grew like that either

green schooner
prime zenith
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not to ruin it but it has a fat strong thingy holding it

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makes sense

formal bane
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newbie chat on lockdown omegakekw

arctic pawn
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yeah drama queen arrived

prime zenith
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ok i sleep fr now

arctic pawn
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gn

minor cypress
silent pawn
glad carbon
formal bane
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tag him anyways

quartz ridge
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however they got frogged

formal bane
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wth did I just listen to

broken pebble
gleaming grove
lucid oasis
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Daily dose of bober

formal bane
lucid oasis
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MORE BOBER

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YOO

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im yoinking that

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The bober lore deepens

formal bane
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the bober continues

fluid heron
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Decided to shave my beard that I've had for 2 years I do not recognize myself in the mirror

lucid oasis
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i take good care of it

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and keep it from getting too long, but never will i comepletely shave it

minor cypress
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I've only clean shaven it once when my hand slipped and i fucked up a huge piece

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Had to start all over

lucid oasis
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Oof

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I only shaved when I was in the military

fluid heron
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Originally it was just to see if I could grow one and it kinda got out of hand

lucid oasis
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damn

fluid heron
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I got so used to it I just didn't shave it

lucid oasis
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I got my dads genetics and had a beard by the time I was 16. I shaved it a few times then grew it out till i joined the marines. But ever since I retired from that ive grown it out

fluid heron
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I look like projared without a beard ain't a good look

lucid oasis
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My sons already growin a beard and hes 15

lucid oasis
fluid heron
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I just have his chin I have an actual jawline

lucid oasis
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ok thats better at least

naive bison
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@glad carbon

lucid oasis
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The only intelligent thing in all of california

naive bison
# gleaming grove

If that’s on console it doesn’t matter because the disk and cpu would never be fast enough to write all that

naive bison
fluid heron
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We need to cordon off California

lucid oasis
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We need to nuke California

naive bison
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Outsource the work to the cartels

lucid oasis
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I despise California. It goes against everything I stand for when it comes to rights and politics. Especially in the firearm category

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I refuse to step foot in that hell hole

gleaming grove
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and shove it right back in my mouth

naive bison
lucid oasis
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We should let it become its own country so america can go to war with it and napalm it off the map

naive bison
lucid oasis
naive bison
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You don’t need a ā€œweapon of warā€ clueless

lucid oasis
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lmao

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With the sheer amount of firearms I own and just what firearms I own theyd give me a fucking death sentence

fluid heron
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have you ever seen a California compliant bolt action pistol

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Bolt action and pistol do not belong in the same sentence

lucid oasis
naive bison
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You detach the lower and then swap mags

lucid oasis
naive bison
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Or unhinge it and load it like an sks

naive bison
glad carbon
lucid oasis
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God id rather perish then ever enter California

naive bison
glad carbon
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some shit to prevent insurance scams i think

naive bison
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What even is the definition of market price

lucid oasis
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I saw a video of a dude in california with a trump flag on his shop. It was the funniest shit ive ever seen

glad carbon
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ie your buddy runs off with 30$ of cigs that you "sell" for like 2k usd

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"hi insurance can u comp this theft"

lucid oasis
naive bison
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California feels more and more like postal 2 but without guns

lucid oasis
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I will cease to exist if Harris wins

naive bison
naive bison
glad carbon
naive bison
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You guys are the same

glad carbon
naive bison
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I think most trumpers would agree

high wing
lucid oasis
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I mean illegal is in the name so how arent they criminals?

naive bison
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This is where our taxes go

lucid oasis
naive bison
glad carbon
naive bison
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Maybe the meta verse actually

lucid oasis
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lmao

naive bison
glad carbon
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i thought you wanted that type of immigration gone

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is it only poor immigrants?

fluid heron
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Man idgaf about Elon deport his ass

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sick of shit Tesla drivers

glad carbon
lucid oasis
naive bison
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You would have an argument decades ago

glad carbon
naive bison
glad carbon
lucid oasis
naive bison
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There’s a Tesla under my apartment

fluid heron
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I flash my hi beams at every Tesla driver

glad carbon
lucid oasis
naive bison
fluid heron
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Yeah start pillaging and raping

naive bison
lucid oasis
naive bison
lucid oasis
glad carbon
naive bison
glad carbon
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dont say it

naive bison
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The cobwebs would be broken up by drug addicts

glad carbon
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xalrider not everyone in the US is a drug addict

lucid oasis
# glad carbon

San Francisco is full of naked 40+ year old men flashing little kids out in public

glad carbon
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we're not russia

naive bison
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And skeletons would be stolen as Halloween decor

fluid heron
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this is what new recruit does to a man

glad carbon
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borka what the fuck are you on about

lucid oasis
glad carbon
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what insane fanfiction is this

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no public nudity is illegal

lucid oasis
glad carbon
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you cant whip out ur dick in public

idle veldt
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San Francisco was a great city! I went there 2 years ago

fluid heron
naive bison
glad carbon
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you get punched out on the metro for that NYC style

glad carbon
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cokeheads

naive bison
glad carbon
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or get swept up in enlistments

fluid heron
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I refuse to go into atlanta

naive bison
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We don’t import western drugs

glad carbon
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krokodil powered army

naive bison
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We do krokodil

glad carbon
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yeah yeah

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krokodil soldier vs vog 25

lucid oasis
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not even close

glad carbon
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curfew'd areas for that

fluid heron
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in the truist park parking garage there's used needles and broken bottles of alcohol fuck atlanta

glad carbon
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parking garage
trash and needles

lucid oasis
glad carbon
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yeah thats any city's parking garage

lucid oasis
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Canada is almost as bad as California at this point

fluid heron
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In truist fucking park

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The baseball stadium

glad carbon
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yeah no shit

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its a high traffic area

fluid heron
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Who the fuck pays for a ticket then shoots up before the baseball game

glad carbon
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youre gonna have a drunkard eventually

fluid heron
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You need a ticket even to get into the parking garage

glad carbon
glad carbon
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getting ready for their team to get fucking nuked

fluid heron
glad carbon
naive bison
glad carbon
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surely they did the shit they do where they close streets for parades

lucid oasis
naive bison
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You don’t have drug needles lying around

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Shit gets cleaned

glad carbon
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gutter trash

naive bison
glad carbon
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wait for them to thaw out

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theyll be around spring

naive bison
lucid oasis
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Im so glad i live in middle of nowhere alaska. Dont gotta deal with all this bs. Its peaceful and quite. And I get my constitutional rights protected so the atf doesnt try to raid me every other tuesday

naive bison
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A year

lucid oasis
fluid heron
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You ever hear about that dude in Alaska who would pick up women and fly them out in the middle of the wilderness and hunt them down with a rifle

glad carbon
lucid oasis
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rn ive only got like 5 or 6 hours of sunlite

glad carbon
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on the ATF front

naive bison
glad carbon
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my buddy 3d prints handguns and the ATF says hes fine

lucid oasis
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the ATF needs to be gone

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like forever

glad carbon
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skill issue

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whats next, you wanna disband the FBI?

lucid oasis
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on unconstitutional laws

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ouguhhhh my domestic terrorist neighbor was gonna bomb the local mall but the ATF raided him, this is literally 1984

lucid oasis
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My buddy got raided cause he had purchased a new rifle. The charge they came up with to raid him(without a warrant) was he was illegally selling firearms and they had no evidence. Then when he sued them they tried to say he was illegally modifying things, when he wasnt

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It happens to so many

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anyone who cares about firearms doesnt like the atf or anyone who does

naive bison
naive bison
glad carbon
low atlas
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good morning brainfart

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their guns are at dog height, not child height

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ur fine

naive bison
glad carbon
lucid oasis
idle veldt
glad carbon
low atlas
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yesterday was dreadful, today shall be worse

naive bison
lucid oasis
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3d printing is based tho

lucid oasis
glad carbon
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that koresh dude

naive bison
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When it was pipes and screws it was much cooler

glad carbon
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the plastic is just for shape

naive bison
lucid oasis
glad carbon
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doesnt excuse him molesting children lmfao

naive bison
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Are you actually not understanding

lucid oasis
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They have come knocked on my door before and I asked if they had a warrant, they said no and in comes the local sheriff cause they be trespassin

glad carbon
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the koresh dude is the cult leader

naive bison
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They all got burned inside

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By the atf (allegedly)

glad carbon
naive bison
lucid oasis
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Most ATF raids are useless. Alot of the time they try raiding people without warrents too. They just need to be abolished. They never help anything

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just send the FBI if someones making a bomb

glad carbon
naive bison
lucid oasis
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Anyways im off its late

naive bison
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9 am here

glad carbon
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bye borka

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you seem like the type of fella to have both a "dont tread on me" and a thin blue line flag sticker on ur ford

naive bison
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Chat what are we thinking

lucid oasis
# naive bison 9 am here

its 9pm here but its been pitch black for hours, its -9F, and i have to leave for work at 6:30 in the morning

glad carbon
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hes so puffy wtf

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did he eat a bee

naive bison
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Steroids ofc but bulking

glad carbon
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loot at his mouth 😭

naive bison
glad carbon
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poor landmark

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many a chicken breast and many a diet coke

naive bison
naive bison
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Either get fat or don’t drink

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Shit or get off the pot

glad carbon
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corn syrup coke sucks

naive bison
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i only drink mexican

naive bison
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Diet Coke is temu coke

glad carbon
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wait is coke zero the same

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am i mixing em up

naive bison
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Why did the Americans invent Coke and then make it shit

glad carbon
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big corn got their hands on it

naive bison
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i thought they used different sweeteners

naive bison
glad carbon
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one is shit one is okay

glad carbon
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tbh more like big kiwi, hairy bastard

naive bison
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Isn’t it just aspartame

glad carbon
naive bison
glad carbon
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aspartame is shit

naive bison
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Chemicals that make frogs gei

glad carbon
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8c

glad carbon
naive bison
glad carbon
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its just plant pollen iirc

naive bison
glad carbon
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it tastes like uhhh

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nectar

glad carbon
naive bison
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I don’t eat much sugar outside of soda

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I’m a one spoon kinda guy

glad carbon
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stevia is like uhh

minor cypress
glad carbon
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what is that one soapy plant

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some people like it some dont

naive bison
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That makes you buy pride merch

glad carbon
naive bison
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True American patriots have a 2/1 ratio of coke and corn syrup

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Corn is American, if you substitute corn you hate America

glad carbon
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i like stevia because its not tooth rotting

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so i dont have to brush my teeth like right after

naive bison
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Like all good things I guess

glad carbon
naive bison
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Fuck this planet

glad carbon
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tasty stuff kills you

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theres plastic in ur nut rn xalrider

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we're all fucked

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cancer be damned imma enjoy my soda

naive bison
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There’s nut in you frota

glad carbon
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theres gonna be some in you too

naive bison
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Mods

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I do not consent

naive bison
glad carbon
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xalrider have u played sons of the forest

naive bison
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Why

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Forest was already silly

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Naked tribals running around swinging meat

glad carbon
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and also some insane shit later on

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i got some hipster scooter and i jousted some cannibal's head off

naive bison
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Haven’t listened to it yet hmm

naive bison
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I need to figure out production

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Create mod or whatever

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Electricity and shit

naive bison
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@glad carbon Harris not coming Joe Rogan btw keksad

glad carbon
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yeah i saw

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joe rogan cant make time to interview her

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wtf

naive bison
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This is so sad

glad carbon
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lazy fuck

naive bison
glad carbon
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its his job, literally just get a mic and laptop

glad carbon
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and trump made his rally sit for 3 hours doing nothing during his

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rogan's gonna have to go to her

naive bison
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An hour is too short

glad carbon
idle veldt
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It’s the vice president

naive bison
glad carbon
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like its literally his job

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just fucking travel

naive bison
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I’d rather 3 hours than 1

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I’d rather 0 than 1

idle veldt
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It’s the vice president though

glad carbon
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its also a recorded podcast, he doesn't "lose" anything going to her instead of the other way around

naive bison
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Cause doing 1 hour is like accepting any money after an accident

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Invalidates further action

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If you do 1 shitty hour you can’t have her back before election

glad carbon
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instead of having 0

naive bison
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I’d rather she did 3

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Also didn’t she appear on lots of shows recently

idle veldt
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I’d rather trump do 1

glad carbon
naive bison
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How long were those

naive bison
idle veldt
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3 hours of trump is torture

naive bison
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Idk

glad carbon
naive bison
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As I said if you take the 1hr you can’t ask for 3 hr later

naive bison
glad carbon
naive bison
glad carbon
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make sure they dont have listeria

naive bison
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If trump would fry me up some fries

glad carbon
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dude fuck what happened to the FDA

naive bison
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I’d launch at then like a five nights at Freddy’s jumpscare

glad carbon
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theres like a listeria outbreak a week now

naive bison
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What the fuck is listeria

glad carbon
naive bison
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I’ve never really had food poisoning

naive bison
glad carbon
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very very bad for pregnant women and old people

naive bison
glad carbon
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prolly worse

glad carbon
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survives freezing

naive bison
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You’re not gonna cook your milk are you

glad carbon
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and its why drinking raw milk is retarded

naive bison
glad carbon
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even if you own the cow and do it yourself, if you dont drink it instantly you're still at risk

naive bison
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Straight from the tap

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Shoutout riot games and shoutout Homelander

glad carbon
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salmonella is basically the same

naive bison
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The strat

glad carbon
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doesnt die after being frozen

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it doesnt grow in cold stuff though

naive bison
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How does listeria affect micky d’s

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Am I immune cause I don’t eat their dairy

glad carbon
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it was the uhh

naive bison
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Cause they cook the meat

glad carbon
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meat

naive bison
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@glad carbon did you see how they cook White Castle borgars

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Meat goes on grill

glad carbon
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dude all these foodborne bacterias are fucked

naive bison
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Bun goes on top of raw meat

glad carbon
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meat

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bun

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flip

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bun

naive bison
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Not nearly enough onion

glad carbon
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i saw someone diy it

glad carbon
naive bison
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To shield from the raw meat

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Raw meat and food cleanliness scares me

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It’s cook eggs and use like half a bottle of soap

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That ā€œmen cookingā€ meme of a guy washing fingers after touching every thing but for real

glad carbon
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ur fine if you cook all ur food

naive bison
glad carbon
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yeah

idle veldt
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The shell

glad carbon
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scrub all the loose stuff off with a sponge

naive bison
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You crack the egg and get the white on ur fingies

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It’s a mess

naive bison
glad carbon
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if its got stains or something it should be fine if you dont drop the shell in

naive bison
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I don’t wash eggs

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Aren’t eggs in America washed

glad carbon
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idk i harvested my own ones for a while

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gotta scrub crap and feathers off

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backyard chikens

glad carbon
naive bison
glad carbon
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calcium makes em lay good eggs

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and the calcium is in the shell

naive bison
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Don’t they eat their own eggs if they don’t have enough calcium to make new ones

glad carbon
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the top bun should be fine

idle veldt
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You feed the shells back to them