🎪bruh-fart

[stone blade]

me

[shell venture]

not ao shin sol

[inland jackal]

its poggies its a skin

[somber warren]

its ok

[inland jackal]

me

its goated

[shell venture]

yes

miranda grape is peak

so peak

[inland jackal]

grape?

we only have orange

tf u mean grape

[somber warren]

the grapist

[inland jackal]

therapist

[shell venture]

this one retard

[inland jackal]

never seen

[shell venture]

mid country

don't recall

looks fake

[fading shuttle]

silent hill 2 if it was good

[stone blade]

instagram memes be so crazy the comments say "who am I supposed to send this to"

@fading shuttle

@shell venture @inland jackal

[shell venture]

is this wow ?

[stone blade]

Yes

its my friends character

[shell venture]

it's a rogue

[stone blade]

oh idk

[stone blade]

its some panda hoe

[low atlas]

Fym, it's everywhere here

It's even in malaysia

[stone blade]

looked myself in the mirror
man If I saw myself outside in the evening I'd cross the street

[winged chasm]

Ive seen you too

Colourfull Polo

[sage otter]

Don't ever buy strawberry mirinda

[shell venture]

this one shall survive mad max

[stone blade]

?

you've seen me with or without beard

Right now I look like I serve osama bin laden tea

[sudden warren]

you should shave

maybe

[fading shuttle]

oh shit, red dead 1 is on pc now

[sage otter]

Each part of the car got stolen in a different country

[stone blade]

and you should 0/1 kda yourself

[winged chasm]

I ... was telling you your that Polo

[sudden warren]

people with big beards need to maintain them to look cool

https://tenor.com/view/romme-beard-grow-up-man-up-gif-18241507

[shell venture]

i don't

[stone blade]

gj

[shell venture]

caveman maxxing

[winged chasm]

This was a price in a Mcdonalds thingy in germany

[stone blade]

YES

[shell venture]

[stone blade]

SO TRUE BROTHER

[shell venture]

progress is reset tho

i cut my hair yesterday

[stone blade]

I'm turbo caveman maxxing

10cm beard and longer

and hair to my lower back

my colleagues have told me you look like you stab people as a hobby
but in reality you like hello kitty

[shell venture]

real

[stone blade]

Which I do

[shell venture]

family gatherings they tell me i look like a homeless caveman

[stone blade]

oo same

[sudden warren]

you guys should shave

[shell venture]

no

[stone blade]

fk no

[shell venture]

K

[stone blade]

@shell venture https://open.spotify.com/track/1jDJFeK9x3OZboIAHsY9k2?si=9xexs68JTjazj2t30YAoFA

Me fr

[shell venture]

[stone blade]

Ngl im built like a fucking black bear

[sudden warren]

based

do you roam around naked too ?

[storm stream]

don't let mr. Prime see you

[stone blade]

pros of looking like I do is I won't get randomly mugged

[shell venture]

for real lmao

[storm stream]

you'll get a .308 in the heart-lungs

[stone blade]

never

[shell venture]

i remember once a crackhead walked up to my friend and tried to mug him

i scared him

and i was even more scared than him

i was doing " hey bro don't do this bro"

mfer said "you're lucky you're friend is here"

[stone blade]

Did you know

[high wing]

You're

[formal bane]

cockatoo moment

[shell venture]

yeah

[stone blade]

Bulgaria has a very low crime rate
simply because everyone is equally poor

[shell venture]

that's what i typed

[high wing]

You typed it twice

[potent hamlet]

i think inm gonnna pass out

lol

[shell venture]

and ?

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[shell venture]

byeb ye

[high wing]

You're lucky YOUR friend is here

[shell venture]

nuh uh

[formal bane]

lmao

[shell venture]

nerd

[stone blade]

Crimes here dont involve homocides and stuff
worst youll see is some gypsies pumping out diesel from locomotives

[high wing]

Im calling taiwan

[shell venture]

who ?

[high wing]

Your friend

[shell venture]

then why did you say "im calling "

are you stupid

[high wing]

Ye

I take nap

[shell venture]

byeb ye

[stone blade]

dont wake up

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/flanders-nighty-night-the-simpsons-goodnight-smother-gif-11548515

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to gohan6424

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[river zealot]

p!avatar @hallow niche

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for gohan6424

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[shell venture]

technically gooning to fnaf is pdf type shit

[river zealot]

p!avatar rikiri

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for rikiri

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[river zealot]

why is rusfart like this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208148203673878568/1300895869926772766/95ROWzkN3UpL1vuJ.mp4?ex=67228130&is=67212fb0&hm=7e9ae48eb09585eaf692e18b0406b8d5ccfe490bbb148e0b49b7eb5802eedb70&

also reposting from skynet

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/yuge-huge-donald-trump-gif-7357158

[old kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1188807580135473265/1232659722402791484/01.gif

prnushk

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: iegumba

[stone blade]

its always the stalker fandom that has the gey twink femboys and furries

[glad carbon]

we love the post apoc games

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: cockgumba

[glad carbon]

see fallout fans too

or tarkov fans

[stone blade]

iedy twink confirmed

[old kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/814406113604009994.webp?size=48&quality=lossless&name=joeangry

[hallow niche]

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: cock._erino

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: gae8g7837

[old kettle]

[old kettle]

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: cock._chunk

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: cockfsniper

[slender rock]

What the...

[river zealot]

hey @glad carbon

[final cedar]

strange looking rice cooker

[slender rock]

It meows too

[glad carbon]

hi artyom

silly cat

[stone blade]

Fanta + 3 ice cubes

[stone blade]

Literally me

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-please-do-not-the-cat-gif-11013093716903899251

[storm stream]

[slender rock]

Controle de temperatura

Mm yes

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/470644422791528457/1300881548245073980/do_NOT_click-1.mp4?ex=672273da&is=6721225a&hm=5564c0e55343f04ae980793f7a86273acccf79b52a3ad45f244b9356398457dd&

[glad carbon]

real

[gleaming grove]

Its tea

You guhber

[inland jackal]

you can just find cocko + fsniper

not saying you should do it

but im not the one stopping you either @river zealot

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: cocker09

[stone blade]

https://youtube.com/shorts/OfeaabVJfSw?si=-j8ktS6YrzLX97vg @shell venture @naive bison

[inland jackal]

fine, i will find it for you artyom

[river zealot]

i want to get cock sniper

[naive bison]

that's what we call your mom around these parts

[inland jackal]

you cant since bloodo|fsniper

[river zealot]

yeah she is the famouse ukrainian sniper

snipes of russian dicks

[naive bison]

mots

[inland jackal]

it halves the username

thats why flops username sucks

also

@solar obsidian

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

🖕

[glad carbon]

cockrider

[river zealot]

SNIIIIIITCH

[naive bison]

who asked your opinion

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: cockider

[glad carbon]

ur dad

[river zealot]

FUCK

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

idiot

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1012561972551766061/1066369356151394344/caption.gif

[naive bison]

okay i almost clicked my racist reaction gif

[inland jackal]

@river zealot i gotchu

[naive bison]

that was CLOSE

that would have been an insta ban

[glad carbon]

holy shit rockstar can actually suck my ass

50$ for rdr1 undead nightmare

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-interview-microphone-horse-talking-news-gif-755519426988214132

[glad carbon]

kys

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: cock_rider

[naive bison]

have a horse yapping instead

[naive bison]

FIFTY DOLERS???????

[river zealot]

is it you know

like

denuvo?

[shell venture]

also 2070 required for rdr1

[river zealot]

bro its 4x the price

what the fuck

[glad carbon]

someone kill this studio

[inland jackal]

whats that currency

[naive bison]

does this include american retarded tax

[glad carbon]

idc about gta 6 this shit is insane

[naive bison]

where you see 50 doler

[glad carbon]

no

[naive bison]

go to checkout

and it's 62 doler

[naive bison]

explode america now

btw i just found out

americans don't have like a

[river zealot]

hrivna

[naive bison]

unified transfers between diff banks

for money

[clear bear]

rockstar greedy? nahhh couldn't be

[shell venture]

also

[naive bison]

like you can only transfer money between chase bank accounts

[glad carbon]

no our economy is run by greedy suits

[dreamy flax]

💱 2,199 UAH (Ukrainian Hryvnia) :flag_ua: is equal to 49.14 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[naive bison]

yeah we had that for like decades

[shell venture]

uah....

[glad carbon]

its not eve a remaster

[inland jackal]

you guys are getting it for .86 euros cheaper

[glad carbon]

its a fucking port

[shell venture]

no thanks i'll emulate the switch version

[clear bear]

🏴‍☠️

[inland jackal]

[naive bison]

[glad carbon]

i will wait for it to go to the ocean first

[naive bison]

btw @glad carbon what's ur wifi speed and how much you pay

[glad carbon]

i dont know and i dont know

[naive bison]

wuh

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

are you like living in someone's walls or sth

[glad carbon]

ask @gleaming grove

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

cervical walls i guess

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis what if i use lossless scaling in a game where i can get 200 fps

will i get 400?

[glad carbon]

you die

[shell venture]

surely

[naive bison]

you become pregnant

[inland jackal]

p!yo

[foggy mantle]

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[inland jackal]

oh damn, flops bf contestant

[naive bison]

BROOOOOOO

i have to

unfavorite that racist gif

i will slip up one day

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-cat-shaking-gif-20511183

[river zealot]

why is there goon posting in my war crimes and politics app

[naive bison]

cause you're using the app wrontg

it's supposed to be "why is there warcrimes in my goon app"

[river zealot]

i mean

i use it both ways

[naive bison]

[river zealot]

mostly war crimes tho

[naive bison]

i've been seeing many videos on the new SpaceX ship

landing itself n shit

just go search the comments by new and scroll a bit

why are people always seeing anything space related and instantly assume "CGI" or "fake"

there's literally hundreds of phone videos from bystanders

from all diff angles

[river zealot]

there is too much goon posting on my war crimes app today

I checked one discord profile link to twitter

and it was a gooner porfile

and now thats what i get

[naive bison]

classic russian psyop

[sage otter]

the twink + reddit + allergic to work combo

[river zealot]

its the good type of goonposting

ok i lied

i checked 2 goon accouints

both discord links tho

[glad carbon]

@solar obsidian @steel bone

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/253020121688309761/1244931017404583956/ezcr0q4vnug91.gif

[deep topaz]

Car is scratched

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/dechartgames-theo-theodore-chin-scratching-gif-21475750

[glad carbon]

me when i get u

[steel bone]

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/841379094884122664.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[winged chasm]

[high wing]

me when i kiss u

[winged chasm]

As if i know

I just seen degenerate meme

I share with the degenerates

I feel included

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bite-surprise-attack-radlcies-gif-25293070

[high wing]

GUH

[pastel quartz]

@stone blade

[pastel quartz]

@tidal trellis

@noble belfry

[weak jackal]

"Nyx projecting her period cramps onto excalibur"
take that fucking sword nerd

[naive bison]

mental illness

as a single message

imagine if female frames were weaker for 2 weeks a month

[stone blade]

ew

[ruby minnow]

there is always

goon posting in twitter

[high wing]

i mean

warframes can get pregnant

so maybe?

[sage otter]

My exosuit in my profile

[warped crown]

Literally every episode of that show ever lol

It feels like a greentext

[visual stirrup]

what is bro yappin about?

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ1ctMVMTK0

[visual stirrup]

i don't know moonspeak

doesn't answer my question

[final cedar]

just your standard denial of war crimes in the sino japanese war

[high wing]

https://x.com/memestosteal/status/1851353442985341399 @solar obsidian

memes i stole (@memestosteal) on X

Twitter · Oct 29, 2024, 8:00 PM

[dreamy flax]

:flag_cl: Chillán, Chillan, Ñuble, Chile

:clock5: 29 October 2024, 17:09 (05:09 PM)
🌎 UTC -3.0
☀️ Day

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 50% humidity
🍃 N 10° | 3.09 m/s wind
🌡️ 26.85°C (80.33°F)

[potent hamlet]

Damn

[dreamy flax]

@high wing, you got a boop from @final cedar

[high wing]

what the sigma

[dreamy flax]

Shaking hands alone are we?

B-but I don't have feelings

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between hunterdandy and fuckinskiy is at 59%

[final cedar]

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between xj_.9 and therealflopultrahd4k is at 82%

[potent hamlet]

Oh wow

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between xj_.9 and iedy is at 49%

[potent hamlet]

Lmao

[dreamy flax]

:flag_za: Pretoria, South Africa

:clock10: 29 October 2024, 22:14 (10:14 PM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
🌑 Night

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 49% humidity
🍃 SSW 194° | 4.53 m/s wind
🌡️ 17.85°C (Feels like 16.85°C)
64.13°F (Feels like 62.33°F)

[naive bison]

[dreamy flax]

🎱 Question: does hunter need to take a cold shower?
Answer: Seriously?

[final cedar]

yes

[high wing]

can you stop obsessing over me, thank you

[final cedar]

obsess deez

[naive bison]

x= -3

[dreamy flax]

xalrider, you got a 🍪 from metronxp

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ 🍪

[naive bison]

mmmmyesss

continue defecation

[high wing]

https://x.com/CultureCrave/status/1851320322483700061

Culture Crave 🎃 (@CultureCrave) on X

Sony is shutting down Firewalk Studios — the makers of #Concord

(via @jasonschreier)

Twitter · Oct 29, 2024, 5:48 PM

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/wGJgdvyaPQ.jpg

[inland jackal]

[naive bison]

why;d it take em so long?

also good riddance

[high wing]

they were prolly gonna re-release the game as f2p but prolly too much damage and not worth it

https://x.com/MidnightBoshi/status/1851308011912118387

Tsuki✿ (@MidnightBoshi) on X

I absolutely love that you can make Palicos ears SUPER big

Twitter · Oct 29, 2024, 5:00 PM

https://fixvx.com/LookAtMyMeat1/status/1851019243636085058

[glad carbon]

hiiii @weak jackal

[glad carbon]

average valorant player

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/GWPXE0gR6x.jpg

[glad carbon]

peanus

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/1851350793888116847 @glad carbon

[fresh rose]

money laundered: successfully

[naive bison]

wrong opinion

[glad carbon]

hi silly :3

hows ur day been

[high wing]

its joever boys

https://x.com/GloriousKev/status/1851008612090716327

Kev (@GloriousKev) on X

#DragonAgeTheVeilguard #MassEffect

Twitter · Oct 28, 2024, 9:10 PM

[glad carbon]

veilguard looks decent and then you see the writing

[fresh rose]

frota

[glad carbon]

it just seems bland for a bioware game idk

[fresh rose]

its gonna be bad

[high wing]

if you look at it from 10 miles away

[fresh rose]

all the game journalists are praising it

[high wing]

sure it looks decent

[glad carbon]

its better than andromeda

[fresh rose]

the combat looks horrid honestly

[high wing]

im sorry no

[fresh rose]

like none of the hits look like they have impact

the effects are shit

the skill trees also shit

[glad carbon]

they also praised bg3 and stalker

[high wing]

even andromeda was better than veilguard

[fresh rose]

its just a bunch of passives scattered around

[fresh rose]

SPACE MARINE 2

[high wing]

IGN gave veilguard a 9/10

[fresh rose]

GOT THE SAME/LOWER REVIEWS

THAN GOLLUM

[glad carbon]

space marine 2 was wonky though

[fresh rose]

it wasnt

[glad carbon]

if you dont play pvp the game is mid

[fresh rose]

it was literally peak

also false

[high wing]

what

[glad carbon]

its just the same copy pasted corridors

[high wing]

the pve was peak

youre trippin

[fresh rose]

this dudes lost

yea

[high wing]

maybe get your pc to play games before giving bad opinions

hurhur

[weak jackal]

hello!

[glad carbon]

dude i couldnt even play it for a week because it wouldnt let me

that puts it sub 60

[high wing]

lmao

[fresh rose]

i legit played it for 60 hrs

and it was the best experience of this year i had

[high wing]

i have over 200hrs in space marine 2

[fresh rose]

and many other people said the same

besides the dog shit horrid game journalists

[high wing]

it was fun

[fresh rose]

as my grandma says

[high wing]

just waiting for more content

[fresh rose]

or well

as my grandma does when I say some stupid idiot shit

may this holy water cure you my child

https://tenor.com/view/holy-water-holy-exorcist-exorcism-gif-20004005

[high wing]

as soon as the IGN reviewer said "as a non binary myself"

i was like ooooh

so thats what were gonna base it off of huh?

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/ohno-meme-monkey-ohno-ohno-monkey-ohno-emote-ohno-twitch-emote-gif-119989999548046247

[fresh rose]

IGN has no good reviewers

[high wing]

https://x.com/Mangalawyer/status/1850928552444662196/photo/1

LearningTheLaw (@Mangalawyer) on X

Dragon Age: The Veilguard delivers a peak level of fantasy never before achieved in gaming history

Twitter · Oct 28, 2024, 3:52 PM

[fresh rose]

honestly the only reviewer I trust is gameranx

[high wing]

my scars are sexy

[fresh rose]

cause they have good opinions

on the games I do watch reviews on that I want to buy

[naive bison]

[glad carbon]

bogdan you do realise those werent the same reviewers right

[fresh rose]

they havent had a bad take yet

[glad carbon]

those were 2 different people's takes

[fresh rose]

i dont give a fuck

gollum was horrible

[river zealot]

[fresh rose]

and it deserved a lesser score

it deserved a 2/10 for being playable

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[primal rapids]

Got every class to 25, maxed every weapon, beat Lethal before it was nerfed, unlocked every cosmetic, 2/10 would not recommend

[naive bison]

Fuck your "the character i play has to be the exact carbon copy of me IRL"

I play John Knight

[glad carbon]

yeah no shit

[naive bison]

Race? Depends on whose race's prophecy i am fulfilling

[glad carbon]

it was a 3/10 because it was playable but also dogshit

2/10 would be unplayable and 1/10 would be a rugpull cryptoscam

[naive bison]

Morrowind it's always gonna be a dunmer playthrough
skyrim? nord
Oblivion? you bet i am an imperial

[fresh rose]

yo like can we be real

game journalists have no idea what the fuck they are doing

[primal rapids]

Imagine not playing as a Khajiit skooma addict

[glad carbon]

bogdan can you read this

for like 2 seconds

[naive bison]

i wonder if there are any underlying politics
what is their concord review

why would i play khajiit

[fresh rose]

45

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/no-problem-gif-27485068

[high wing]

gollum was virtually unplayable

[high wing]

LMAO

[naive bison]

why is it so high

[glad carbon]

wdym

[high wing]

not enough pronouns

[fresh rose]

BTW

[naive bison]

the fat black woman added at least 20 points

[fresh rose]

DUSTBORN WAS A 7/10 ACCORDING TO IGN

[naive bison]

[fresh rose]

[naive bison]

is that the game with the racism button?

[glad carbon]

ign gives everything a 7/10

[high wing]

the main character you play as btw is a villain

[narrow lotus]

So the list of games is down to

Stalker 2 and KCD 2

Anything else wedonutcare

Dogshit

[primal rapids]

How much do you want to bet the only reason Sony hasn’t ported or remastered Bloodborne is because they’re saving it to be PS6 exclusive

[high wing]

literally the game encourages you to manipulate your friends

[naive bison]

elder scrolls 6?

[glad carbon]

mods can you shut down the channel before it becomes "hurr pronouns" circlejerk again

[high wing]

metro vr

[glad carbon]

[river zealot]

fake game

[naive bison]

no that would be star citizen

[river zealot]

also bethesda doesnt give as hit anymore

i miss when it did

[narrow lotus]

i meant this year

and ESO 6 in the hands of current Bethesda , yikes

[final cedar]

explain

[glad carbon]

you can play it tho

[narrow lotus]

you should be afraid

[high wing]

read it

[naive bison]

you were like 7 back then

[glad carbon]

oh wait i just saw

mangalawyer

[narrow lotus]

nah i dont have VR , cant play , do not care

[primal rapids]

I have absolutely zero faith in Bethesda. TES6 is going to be shit.

[river zealot]

to be fair

[high wing]

well i do

so i care

[river zealot]

you were probably like 12

[high wing]

OH

monster hunter

thats gonna be peak

[glad carbon]

that dude is a fucking retard

[naive bison]

how old do you think i am

[high wing]

as always

[naive bison]

why

[glad carbon]

he thought the writer of spiderman 2 modeled the characters

[final cedar]

I have no idea what context I should take the dialogue options at

[sage otter]

They are game journalists

[glad carbon]

"ermm why does mj look like the writer"

[fresh rose]

its their job to make bad games sell

true

[sage otter]

Their "opinion" is either bought of insincere

[naive bison]

wait didn't Neil Druckman or whatever have a self insert in the last of us 2 @glad carbon

[sage otter]

Where it's not simply trash

[naive bison]

it's plausible

[fresh rose]

like nobody fucking trusts game journalists anymore besides idiots

if the public opinion of the game is

its gonna be bad

[glad carbon]

the WRITER DOESNT MODEL THE CHARACTER DUDE

[fresh rose]

then its gonna be bad

its that simple

[naive bison]

i mean it's plausible

[final cedar]

@high wing does it imply that the player character had a sex change surgery? In the dragon age setting?

[river zealot]

20?

[glad carbon]

xalrider the dude is literally just right wing grifter on twitter whining about "dei chins" on fictional women

[gleaming grove]

Hideo Kojima as Hideo Kojima in MGSV

[glad carbon]

he's only there to get 40k view videos and pump em full of ads

[naive bison]

buzzword salad

[glad carbon]

thats all he posts

[naive bison]

what is grifting @glad carbon

[sage otter]

It's when you steal his diamonds and destroy part of his base

[glad carbon]

swindling

[naive bison]

elaborate

[high wing]

yes

[glad carbon]

you get money for views on twitter right

and he just posts the most insane bullshit which gets views

[primal rapids]

Imagine having any faith in Bethesda after Fallout 4, 76, and Starfield

[glad carbon]

so he gets paid to post bullshit

[naive bison]

yeah that's not grifting

[glad carbon]

when retards believe his takes are real it is

[final cedar]

Does that not feel like corporate bullshit?

[high wing]

its one thing to post insane bs its another to post wrong info

[naive bison]

no

[glad carbon]

hunter cant believe this dude has good takes

theres no way

[naive bison]

taking up positions you don't actually believe in for monetary gain

[river zealot]

im fine with having gey or black characters in games

but like

if you wont do anything remotely edgy and controversial

[naive bison]

if they are characters and not tokens

[river zealot]

dont add woke shit

[high wing]

i mean i didnt care for his opinion

[glad carbon]

the post in question was him praising a game he was shitting on a week ago

[high wing]

just the screenshot

"my scars are sexy"

[glad carbon]

for being "woke"

[naive bison]

did anyone say anything about Domino in deadpool 2 being a blackwashed character?

No cause the role was played well

[naive bison]

which game

[fresh rose]

didnt they like

try finding a actor that resembles the character

and failed

[glad carbon]

some suicide squad game

[high wing]

kill the justice league?

[naive bison]

irrelevant

[glad carbon]

idk he was jackin off over the harley quinn in it i think

[naive bison]

people would still complain if they felt like it was shoehorned in

but they didn't

cause it was played well

[high wing]

I LOVE THE SCENE

[naive bison]

isn't that game a scam

[glad carbon]

oh nvm it looks like her

its the uhh

monster hunter game

the new one

[high wing]

WHERE HARLEY KILLS BATMAN WITH A REVOLVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

AND A CASING DROPS TO THE GROUND

absolute cinema

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[naive bison]

who said he has armor in that game

it's a suit

not armor

[river zealot]

what if instead of punching joker

[glad carbon]

"woke detected" game lists are just trigger warnings so morons can create a safe space

[river zealot]

batman did a scarier more sinester thing

[glad carbon]

[high wing]

https://youtu.be/m6jLHZVQHC8?si=C2jNBDgZTTuT7I2S&t=76

time stamped for the gun enthus to go insane

[glad carbon]

the freakman

[naive bison]

let me think of games i'd include on that list

[high wing]

i love when my revolver ejects a shell casing

[naive bison]

uuh

dustborn

[final cedar]

It's insane how many people connect being annoyed with corpo pandering to having issues with representation - when it's simply fitting and done respectfully nobody has an issue

[naive bison]

overwatch 2

[high wing]

btw

[naive bison]

league of legends

[high wing]

none of the justice league are dead

they bringing them back

they did it with flash

[glad carbon]

oddly enough deus ex is not on there

despite being political

[naive bison]

i dont know what deus ex is

[naive bison]

political doesn't mean woke

[primal rapids]

Fallout 4 did the same thing. Kellogg shoots your spouse in the vault, you can hear a very audible sound of the casing hitting the floor

[glad carbon]

to the dudes making the list it does

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-14385308006689816010

[naive bison]

can you post the list

i hate having to go by your interpretation because i do not think they are accurate in the slightest 😭

[high wing]

the thing is yeah? i dont mind whatever they wanna add but its always in your face

just make the story fucking good

veilguard is not good

its trash

they ruined its whole identity

[naive bison]

just put the quality in the bag, man

[glad carbon]

"heavy social commentary on us politics" is a reason they listed a game as woke

[high wing]

it looks or resembles nothing of dragon age

[glad carbon]

deus ex is enormous

so is metal gear

[naive bison]

list

now

[glad carbon]

google it dude

[naive bison]

bro aren't you looking at it

[glad carbon]

mordor fella

[naive bison]

okay buddy

[sage otter]

It's hard to escape the constant proselytism these days

[naive bison]

cool it with the xenophobic remarks

any other slurs you wanna use

[final cedar]

woke = entering a fandom/scene and demanding everything to be done according to newcomers wishes. Isn't it like that?

[high wing]

hemoglobin

[glad carbon]

tropico 6
can be communist
not woke

???

[final cedar]

unrelated to political leanings I mean

[high wing]

its what it feels like

it feels like lets pander to the new gens instead of the ppl we currently have and slowly get new ppl into the series

[glad carbon]

its some buzzword people use to make shit seem like a boogieman

[naive bison]

the cycle of

this isn't tailor made for us, let us in
wow this is so cool, but people are -ists
we will kick them out
what, you want that thing? just make your own lol
wow we like that thing, can we join?

[glad carbon]

ouuhh the woke games are ruining the market

[naive bison]

yeah i don't think you'd buy tropico and complain about being a commie

there's a difference between like

tropico commie memes and a saints row game talking about capitalism bad and muh student loans

[final cedar]

the us vs them mentality is part of the "woke" problem. Many niche communities don't have any problems with new fans joining - the entire division is often created by bad actors

[river zealot]

i think woke is more about putting something in a game and clearly being biased on it

[glad carbon]

the saints row shit is literally how they'd actually talk

its not "pushing a message" when thats how people actually talk

[naive bison]

people in the silicon valley maybe

and you

[primal rapids]

I need more games that don’t have a message or stupid anecdotes. Sometimes the bad guy is a bad guy full stop, sometimes the good guy is an actual good guy, sometimes there isn’t a lesson to be learned

[naive bison]

[glad carbon]

where the game takes place

[naive bison]

bring back borderlands 2

[somber warren]

its real tho

[naive bison]

i know

what's that vampire game

[final cedar]

well that just shows how unbearable these people are then

[naive bison]

vampire the masquarade

it's like a tabletop dnd kinda rpg

[high wing]

oh god saints row

[glad carbon]

dustborn literally was that "just make your own lol"

and you STILL shit on it

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

saints row was so good

then 3 happened

i knew it was gonna go downhill

they ruined my game

[naive bison]

dustborn wasn't a game franchise that was corrupted from within

[primal rapids]

I mean even Borderlands tried to make you sympathize with Handsome Jack in the pre-sequel

[final cedar]

people not wanting to play a game filled with unlikable characters is kinda bad for the games overall success

[glad carbon]

they made their own indie game and people still shart on it

[naive bison]

it was its own new thing

and it fucking flopped

[glad carbon]

for "pushing a message" despite it being its own title

[naive bison]

cause people didn't want it

[naive bison]

yeah you can push a message without being an existing ip

i don't get you

[naive bison]

i'm pretty sure the main character was like an objectively evil manipulator

[final cedar]

was it really pushing anything with dustborne? They just had a bunch of token features implemented that meant they were entitled to gov funding no?

[naive bison]

made to appear like a good person

[glad carbon]

no

games count as art so they get funded anyways

[naive bison]

it had a racism button 😭

[glad carbon]

there's no quota for them to hit

[high wing]

dustborn was baaaad

i watched alot of videos trying to understand it

[naive bison]

the PROBLEM with the racism button was

[high wing]

also gameplay itself was bad

[naive bison]

that you pressed it to call out racism

not participate in it

[high wing]

BRO YOU GET TWO COPS TO KILL EACH OTHER

[plucky void]

I have no clue who thought it was a good idea to add that sound effect when you don't even see a casing being ejected

[high wing]

ppl that dont know how guns work

literally just change it to a pistol

fixed

[final cedar]

What's this big boogey man rating system called then. "everyones" raving about it, I already forgot

[high wing]

or remove the sound

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwUkbGHFAhs

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus fuel

[glad carbon]

i literally dont know, its gamergate all over again where people are throwing shitfits about nothing

[inland jackal]

its actually quite interesting

[high wing]

https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1851341986349056049

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) on X

Twitter · Oct 29, 2024, 7:15 PM

[naive bison]

it seems gamergate is the big boogeyman

[final cedar]

gamergate being mentioned is an instand for me. Bunch of plants and corpo psyops

[naive bison]

you don't understand maaaaaan it was like 9/11 for game journalists maaaaaaaaan

they put trump in office maaaaaaaaan

[glad carbon]

gamergate was literally just harrasing some woman over rumors

[naive bison]

people bellyaching on twitter

[final cedar]

it went from people being annoyed about corruption within a tiny part of the review sector to some "leaders" spearheading against whatever they were trying to complain about

[primal rapids]

It’s kinda why I’m enjoying SM2 so much. There is no wokeness going on. You are an eight foot tall brainwashed super soldier given a chainsaw and handheld rocket launcher and told to fight omnicidal space bugs or malevolent humanoid dustbins with guns

[glad carbon]

sending death threats to someone because of rumors isn't "being annoyed about corruption"

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/esiu3891/status/1851120912193765723

[solar obsidian]

that's better

[final cedar]

when the death threat shit started it was already so full of glowing mfs I didn't even bother reading about any of it

[high wing]

[naive bison]

FBI found no credible threats

[final cedar]

wait, didn't this whole shitshow start cause some dude got bullied into actually killing himself?

[primal rapids]

We have investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing

[glad carbon]

no they just made a game about depression iirc

[naive bison]

a guy did kill himself

[final cedar]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alec_Holowka

[glad carbon]

oh that guy

no that was after

[high wing]

wasnt his gf bullying him

[stone blade]

@shell venture @naive bison I think tomorrow we oficially start the training for stormbringer

[high wing]

hes the one that made night in the woods no?

[naive bison]

what is stormbringer

[stone blade]

well not training

[glad carbon]

@final cedar the whole timeline of it is laid out pretty much fully on wikipedia with articles linked

[stone blade]

uhhh the achievement to S rank the game on revengeance

[glad carbon]

give it a read

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1109169856403742961/1300539215657832498/2ef96e26f10cbd00.mp4?ex=67228687&is=67213507&hm=d8d1c843420f5113cd40488ff6f2bb04d61f498b50199ca69be8ee4f6d7dba84&

[final cedar]

I recall people were upset cause his ex-gf is like the niece to a billionaire or something and it was suspected they put him into a really bad spot but idk how much of this was even verified

[pastel quartz]

just had a dream where i was in a loving relationship

I wish I stayed asleep

[naive bison]

wikipedia is pretty biased on shit like this

[glad carbon]

anyways veilguard is selling pretty well for being the "Death of bioware"

[naive bison]

didn't even know it existed

[glad carbon]

these are pre orders iirc

[high wing]

pre orders can still make money either ppl are avoiding spoilers or they are forcing themselves to believe it will be good

[glad carbon]

it comes out in 2 days

[high wing]

i thought andromeda was gonna be good despite what ppl said

i was incorrect about it

[glad carbon]

its good if you dont put the expectations from me3 on it

just go in fresh

[naive bison]

what the fuck is throne and liberty

[glad carbon]

the only weird thing is the facial anims

[high wing]

a mid game

[naive bison]

wasn't bioware dead for a while now?

[sage otter]

free mmo, kinda meh but clan pvp is enjoyable

[glad carbon]

doesnt look like it

[naive bison]

bro

they released

fucking

ANTHEM

AND MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA

BACK TO BACK

LIKE DR DISRESPECT

BACK TO BACK

[glad carbon]

i liked anthem for the first couple hours

[naive bison]

[glad carbon]

it hard fell off later

[naive bison]

I FORGOT ANTHEM EXISTED

[high wing]

ANTHEM COULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING MAN

STOP REMINDING ME OF IT

[naive bison]

for me anthem is just another Warframe W

[high wing]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sage otter]

Same, fuck you for reminding us

[formal bane]

andromeda

[primal rapids]

Anthem had the fucking coolest concept and they RUINED IT

[stone blade]

But can you shut up

[glad carbon]

like 6 hours in and then it just kinda fucking imploded content wise

[stone blade]

bitch boy

[naive bison]

??????????

[primal rapids]

Motherfucking magic iron man suits

[stone blade]

🤝 ?

[naive bison]

Didn't anthem do a single dad moment and leave christmas decorations for months

[glad carbon]

iirc the devs kinda ignored working on it until months into its life cycle

[fading portal]

This is why I like you delight

peak helper

[solar obsidian]

maybe one day

[glad carbon]

so another studio took over and it got rushed hard

[magic tartan]

this chat needs more toxic waste

[high wing]

OH YEAH IT WAS ALSO CONFIRMED

[naive bison]

life cycle was a straight line

[high wing]

bioware picked and choose specific ppl to review veilguard

[naive bison]

[formal bane]

hampter

[final cedar]

All the people involved in that seem retarded and vindictive in their own right.

[glad carbon]

yes thats how reviews work

[high wing]

no doofus

[final cedar]

good riddance this shit is forgotten

[high wing]

i mean they were even more selective

[glad carbon]

you give review keys to people you want to review it

yeah

[naive bison]

are you implying corruption and unethical behavior in videogame journalism?

one hand washes the other you say?

[high wing]

cause they were looking for ppl that reviewed games and how bad they burned those games

[formal bane]

yesterday was lovely

[naive bison]

[magic tartan]

agreed

[glad carbon]

every studio does that, if you completely shit talk a game after getting a key chances are u wont get one for their next title

[naive bison]

oh god i said the words "videogame journalism" and remembered that cuphead guy 😭

[high wing]

no duh genius

but im talking about even being more extremely selective

like they wanted to make sure you were gonna give a good review

[final cedar]

you don't understand, it's the reviewers evil plot to trick their readership into falling for bad games - the people reading reviews don't have any self agency to decide if they want to trust the score or not

[high wing]

instead of an honest opinion

[primal rapids]

Review embargoes are evil

[river zealot]

whaaaaat?

that would never happen man

[glad carbon]

its true, 99% of gamers buy the game without ever looking at it

[naive bison]

WAIT HE'S THE DOOM ETERNAL GUY AS WELL?

THIS GUY IS LEBRON OF DOGSHIT GAMEPLAY

[high wing]

https://youtu.be/aV4ccSCtTTU?si=fJHNS3ajwaW7CD2A&t=2285 timestamped it

[naive bison]

which means you have to not accept keys to have any credibility

[final cedar]

see, this is why I don't feel bad for slob being served to the dumb idiots who keep buying it... the only issue is if they get their greedy hands on IP I actually value

[naive bison]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

holy milk

[high wing]

if you had nothing to hide and were confident you WOULD THINK youd give copies to naysayers as well to prove them wrong

[high wing]

oh i have adblock on

[naive bison]

hearthstone

[final cedar]

face bigger than the game art...

[naive bison]

so?

[final cedar]

kinda annoying how self absorbed some of these reviewers are

[naive bison]

the face is the brand

[high wing]

thats not up to the content creator from what im reading

[naive bison]

wuh

[glad carbon]

vindictive over shit that wasnt even done to them

[final cedar]

gross...

[naive bison]

??? wdym

the face is how you recognize "it's the guy i like, he has a new video out"

[final cedar]

yes. current day thumbnail meta is stinky

[glad carbon]

anonymity was a mistake on the internet ngl

[final cedar]

the mistake here was that they NEEDED everyone to love them

[naive bison]

issue with abolishing anonymity is that only 1 side of the internet with opinions deemed monetizable will remain

[glad carbon]

not really

look at facebook

[final cedar]

if they would've been anonymous they could've just deleted their account, turn off computer and not be the retards who get death threats sent to their home

[glad carbon]

people will have their full name and address and spout racist retarded shit

[naive bison]

ah yeah love facebook

[naive bison]

everyone uses that

not people over 40

[naive bison]

what's this guys name

[glad carbon]

you cant be anonymous as a game reviewer or creator tbh

[river zealot]

Mia

it says rtight there

[naive bison]

Khalifa?

speaking of

[weak jackal]

beautiful!

[river zealot]

gooner mind

[naive bison]

she said some crazy shit recently

[glad carbon]

thats a job, not just a hobby

[final cedar]

you absolutely can but their ego so big they can't handle it

[naive bison]

yeah you can

[final cedar]

let's be honest for a second, it shouldn't be a job

[naive bison]

yeah it should

[glad carbon]

look at luke stevens, hunter posted

[naive bison]

if someone finds value and pays for it

[glad carbon]

thats his name and face right there

[naive bison]

it's a job

[narrow sorrel]

professional game reviews were a mistake

[naive bison]

there's some good ones and some not good ones, like with all things

that Gman lives guy is pretty neat

or Mandalore gaming or whatever

[high wing]

luke i feel is a mixed bag

[final cedar]

what's good about it? We're in the information age and people have the ability to leave reviews, thousands of them

[narrow sorrel]

I also think professional streaming was kinda wack too tho

[naive bison]

why would i read a review

[final cedar]

exactly

[naive bison]

it would never be concise enough to make an opinion

or sorry

[final cedar]

demos existed for this very reason, still do

[naive bison]

it's TOO concise

[glad carbon]

i only read negative reviews on steam

[narrow sorrel]

but I suppose chefs think food critique as a profession was wack kek

[eager igloo]

Ur beautiful

[glad carbon]

everywhere else negative reviews are shit

anyone can make them

[narrow sorrel]

I only read meme reviews

[glad carbon]

you gotta own the game on steam

[naive bison]

re-upped your meds?

[weak jackal]

waow!!!

[glad carbon]

@weak jackal did i say hello back

i forgot

[naive bison]

product received for free
"too expensive"
negative review

[narrow sorrel]

Ur-beautiful was not a real city

[magic tartan]

hi gyatta

[narrow sorrel]

BASED

[final cedar]

digital media is infinitely repeatable, no reason to trust a single person with a take - reviewers serve the publisher not the customer

[naive bison]

that's why non-mainstream reviewers like on youtube are so valuable

[eager igloo]

Kys

[narrow sorrel]

I bet the guys who think Ur-Beautiful is real are the same ones that say Cobrastan is a real country.

[high wing]

ITS NOT REAL???

[primal rapids]

Imagine paying people to determine if your game was suitable for consumption, instead of having them pay you to play your game and report issues

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/papers-please-papers-please-cobrastan-is-gif-26826247

[glad carbon]

thats called QA testing stupid

they already do that

[final cedar]

non mainstream while still being paid, if indirectly, by the people who make the thing they advertise to the public

[primal rapids]

Are you sure they do that?

[naive bison]

indirectly?

wdym

by like

[narrow sorrel]

crowdsourced QA

[naive bison]

making the thing they review?

[glad carbon]

they have a ton of testers listed in credits for games

[naive bison]

doesn't that make every single reviewer who makes money off reviews ever a shill

[glad carbon]

the reason you run into issues on launch for games is because testers cost money

[final cedar]

free copies, brand deals by affiliated companies etc.

[glad carbon]

so you can only really do like 5-10 for months

[naive bison]

or corpos are greedy and out of touch

[glad carbon]

vs the 20k people that play it on launch

[final cedar]

it does yes

[naive bison]

then your opinions on this are meaningless

[glad carbon]

all doing different shit and running into random corners

[final cedar]

whats wrong about it?

[magic tartan]

last one

[glad carbon]

that doesnt help for sure but its not the sole reason for games being buggy on launch

[final cedar]

I'm not saying you can't enjoy a reviewer... I have some I very much enjoy watching and respect their takes but I still believe it's a bad industry as is

[sudden warren]

Fat ginger

[primal rapids]

Reminds me of that one bugged wall in Elden Ring’s DLC where on the release patch they forgot to turn on collision for it so people were dying in droves because they were rolling into every wall to try to find the illusory walls

[glad carbon]

i like uhh

inside games

[magic tartan]

oof playing with fire

[naive bison]

you really think "literally everyone who makes reviews, no matter positive or negative, no matter for what reason, are not to be trusted if they make a single cent from the review, despite not receiving the product for review from the publisher, and not receiver money for the review from the publisher" isn't a crazy non-sensical mega extreme take?

[glad carbon]

have you ever watched funhaus @final cedar

[primal rapids]

Because they forgot to turn on collision for that wall they’d roll through it, go out of bounds, and die

[glad carbon]

that rooster teeth thing

[final cedar]

who hasn't watched funhaus

[glad carbon]

anyways lawrence and uhhh

bruce

have their own game review channel

[final cedar]

Adam why

[glad carbon]

and some 3rd guy i forget

[naive bison]

not even a soundalike

[final cedar]

just had to NOT be a fucking degen

[high wing]

i miss funhaus

[naive bison]

just a diff spelling

[high wing]

god dammit adam

[final cedar]

was that too much to ask?

[high wing]

why did you have to jerk off

[solar obsidian]

🤨

[naive bison]

what is funhaus

btw if you wanna have some fun

[high wing]

what

[naive bison]

go to any video of the spaceX rocket landing

[high wing]

thats how they broke up

[naive bison]

sort comments by new

[high wing]

or something like that

[naive bison]

and laugh at all the people saying CGI

[glad carbon]

i think hes doing better now

[naive bison]

i wonder what doc is doing

the fact that guy still has a fanbase is insane to me

[magic tartan]

cope

[glad carbon]

selling MAGA merch

since thats the only fanbase he still has

[naive bison]

link

[final cedar]

look, there's folks out there who make reviews for the fun of it, not taking your "gamer sups code gamer for 30% off" deals and just want to share their thoughts of a game but at some point they, maybe even involuntarily, become part of the industry

[naive bison]

[glad carbon]

the only fanbase that doesnt stop supporting diddlers

[river zealot]

@placid sail

i hope it doesnt have an nword

i didnt watch it with sound

[glad carbon]

it does

every 2 seconds