🎪bruh-fart

[shell venture]

we shouldn't get involved

[safe verge]

doesn’t work if they started it

[stone blade]

me , @narrow lotus , @inland jackal , @naive bison and @fresh rose if we actually said the things that are on our mind we would be on 52 watchlists , banned from 39 countries and the feds would be knocking on our doors

[wooden surge]

You cannot stop what was prophesied

[ruby minnow]

when you need some hawk on your tuah

[potent hamlet]

I write it with my own hands, it's more legal

[digital quartz]

I am not privy to the discord terrorist rules

[pale ingot]

fire

[naive bison]

if any logs from my other chats leak i am done

[shell venture]

the tos doesn't let me speak my mind

[somber warren]

but your eastern european thats normal

[safe verge]

yeaaahhhhhh suuuureeeee

[fresh rose]

[stone blade]

I'd be sent to the funny hospital where they have the funny shirts

[inland jackal]

[stone blade]

BRO WTF

[stone blade]

3000 pings

[shell venture]

discord tos and it's consequence have been a disaster on the freedom of speech

[digital quartz]

say "this is legal" at the end that'll tell em

[safe verge]

ping

[low atlas]

aite but guess what

[shell venture]

whar

[somber warren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029666895093313597/1106266396855382066/caption-1-1.gif

[low atlas]

chicken butt

[stone blade]

damn I got 6 true

[tidal trellis]

3001

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-its-mid-true-morgan-freeman-gif-8763446312529432376

[digital quartz]

I swear I am a harmless normal socially well adjusted person

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-its-mid-true-morgan-freeman-gif-8763446312529432376

[final rose]

no way he is still at it

[low atlas]

Till the day I die

[safe verge]

and i’m liam neeson

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-true-what-a-nice-true-true-pizza-morgan-freeman-gif-9911910826150230625

[final rose]

[digital quartz]

yoooo holy shit I loved taken dude

[safe verge]

i will find you… and i will hug you.

[shell venture]

did you piss yourself ?

[safe verge]

sometimes

haven’t we all once or twice

[ruby minnow]

i once was like 11

coming back frfom school

mid way to my house

[naive bison]

the door stays locked

[safe verge]

oh god pissing self story

[ruby minnow]

i take the biggest piss of my life

[digital quartz]

thats nice I never met an A list actor before

[ruby minnow]

i come home crying

that shit was kinda bad

[shell venture]

it was all a mere dream

[safe verge]

you want an autograph

[digital quartz]

with all due respect

am I allowed to resell?

[safe verge]

did you say it was water

pls say you did

[safe verge]

if you want me to find you… and kill you

[ruby minnow]

no i just told my mom i pissed myself

[digital quartz]

no I'd prefer the hug

[safe verge]

GAH!

based ngl

but i’m forever gonna remember you as the guy that pissed himself at 11 sadly

[ruby minnow]

i will remember you as the guy who remembered me pissing myself at 11

[safe verge]

thanks sean i appreciate that

[ruby minnow]

no problem man

[somber warren]

brainfart good ending

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1285634038786429021/wumpus.gif

[low atlas]

@placid sail new iteration dropped

they don't stop coming

this time it's a coin

[shell venture]

what is that in the top right

[low atlas]

a necklace

Sec I show

[inland jackal]

is that gonna find your aunts ring

[low atlas]

no, it'll find your address

[safe verge]

i have one question

[tidal trellis]

[inland jackal]

oop

[inland jackal]

[low atlas]

I saw what you deleted

[ruby minnow]

what is it

[safe verge]

why didn’t you just piss in a bush

[ruby minnow]

because i was on a more centralized place

so there wasn't bushes or grass in general

it was all just concerete and people passing through

[safe verge]

that’s kind of horrific

now it’s not as funny as i thought

😭🙏

[narrow lotus]

Syno pissed himself?

Thats just Saturday

[potent hamlet]

Reference and drawing

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-its-mid-true-morgan-freeman-gif-8763446312529432376

[safe verge]

cute i love it

[ruby minnow]

tbh my pants were kinda destroyed

so i got to not go to the school i hated

[storm stream]

why did you do that?

[safe verge]

bro won in the end

[digital quartz]

you gotta smuggle in colored pens next time

[safe verge]

bro lost the battle to win the war

[potent hamlet]

It's voiding votes, I don't agree with none of them so I made it null

[potent hamlet]

Next time I'm gonna go cosplaying

[somber warren]

how long did you draw in that voting booth

[digital quartz]

what character?

[potent hamlet]

5 minutes?

[potent hamlet]

Probably Ryuko from Kill La Kill

[somber warren]

they knew 100% your up to no good

[potent hamlet]

There was a guy that was in that booth for 15 minutes

[somber warren]

what the hell

[potent hamlet]

And another guy with his assistant that was in there for 10 minutes

5 minutes I think it's not s lot

[digital quartz]

wdym "with his assistant"?

[astral grove]

i thought you couldnt take photos in voting booths?

[safe verge]

if you don’t tell they won’t know!

[potent hamlet]

Disabled guy

[digital quartz]

ohhhh

that makes more sense

[astral grove]

but youre not disabled...

well not physically at least

[safe verge]

harasaki i wouldn’t let them disrespect you like that…

[somber warren]

there you have it

[potent hamlet]

Nobody will tell if you don't tell them

[potent hamlet]

I mean, yeah?

[digital quartz]

I think I remember who that is, I watched that about 8000 years ago

[astral grove]

its the my little pogchamp girl isnt it

[digital quartz]

I dont think I am online enough to get what you are hinting at

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[digital quartz]

yeah thats the one

[astral grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0BHtgvf4oI&pp=ygUiaSBndWVzcyB5b3UgYXJlIG15IGxpdHRsZSBwb2djaGFtcA%3D%3D

[sudden warren]

yummers

forgot what anime this was from

[potent hamlet]

Kill La Kill?

[sudden warren]

ohh

[potent hamlet]

I said it like 5 minutes ago

[lost tartan]

thats just straight up porn

[sudden warren]

kill la kill is one of those animes that you dont watch on tv

cuz of random questionable scenes

[lost tartan]

just in general tbh

still cool tho

[astral grove]

yeah you dont watch any anime on tv

[lost tartan]

but goddamn you only watch it behind closed doors

[digital quartz]

idk DBZ was airing on TV here

[sudden warren]

nah i watched the entirety of aot on tv

[potent hamlet]

It has a very deep meaning about not being ashamed of not wearing clothes and shit and that becomes you more powerful but yeah, it's just to see girls in small skirts and shit

[lost tartan]

I watched one Punch man with my dad

[lost tartan]

no I mean that video

[sudden warren]

my mom literally sat down to watch when the nipple torture scene came up

fml

[potent hamlet]

Oh

Yeah

[lost tartan]

the clip in the end is just actual porn

[astral grove]

so its public indecency propaganda?

[potent hamlet]

Nipple torture?

[sudden warren]

wait how do you know ?

[lost tartan]

I been on the internet my entire life, I have seen shit

[somber warren]

you mf need help

[potent hamlet]

It's more like, anti authoritarian stuff

[digital quartz]

propaganda is such an ugly word how about lobbying?

[sudden warren]

the scene where they are escorting historia

[astral grove]

liberals when they are told they need to wear clothes:

[sudden warren]

and the interrogator was literally motorboating historias tits

twisting them n shit

[potent hamlet]

Because they all had some very straight up and covering uniforms and a very authoritarian regiment and Ryuko is just a punk that won't tolerate that shit

[sudden warren]

literally the only scene my mom sat down to see

[potent hamlet]

Wtf

I never saw that lmao

I never like AOT tbh

[sudden warren]

my luck is super fucked

[sudden warren]

cuck opinion

[digital quartz]

me neither

[potent hamlet]

I know it's peaked and all but I just don't like it

[safe verge]

what in the goon

[potent hamlet]

Can't get a grip to it

[lost tartan]

i mean the whole story has a lot of more subtle elements, all covered up by a borderline softcore porn shonen

[digital quartz]

but I think we are like the only 2 people that didnt like it that much

I watched the first season

and didnt bother watching the rest

idk

[safe verge]

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, that too

[solar obsidian]

based

[lost tartan]

the yt vid is far worse

[potent hamlet]

Most of Trigger's work is like, very anarchist

Or at least anti authoritarian

[safe verge]

no it’s goated

i love fine goonery

[sudden warren]

ofcousre its a furry

[astral grove]

actually true i never noticed that

[digital quartz]

edgerunners too definitely

[astral grove]

the 2 animes that i watched from them all have anti-regime sentiments

[sudden warren]

one of the good things lone musk did was removing nsfw art from twitter

[astral grove]

? its still there dude

[digital quartz]

although that comes with the territory of making a cyberpunk anime I guess

[potent hamlet]

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Kill La Kill and Cyberpunk: Edgerunners

[sudden warren]

like alooot less

thats why artists are moving away

[astral grove]

theyre moving away because of ai training on their works

[potent hamlet]

I wanna watch Magical Destroyers tbh

[astral grove]

there is still plenty of porn on twitter

[stone blade]

@naive bison very fun thing to do in fights is get enemies to kill each other

[digital quartz]

what keeps you from it?

[safe verge]

me when i lie

[sudden warren]

its alot less doe

[safe verge]

god i love spreading misinformation

[sudden warren]

all i see is gore on twitter

[astral grove]

not really

[safe verge]

you just don’t follow the right people

[astral grove]

thats just your fyp dude

[sudden warren]

not a coomer

[safe verge]

algorithm shows you what you like dude

[shell venture]

no thank you
no one will look for that

[astral grove]

[safe verge]

don’t expose yourself as a gore consumer

smh

[sudden warren]

nah i can make a new account and istg

theyd show me dead palestinian kids

[astral grove]

why dont we see that shit

why is it only you

[safe verge]

when i made a new account wanna know what i got… normal stuff

[sudden warren]

idk man

wait lemme js link it

[safe verge]

bro

do not

[astral grove]

do not

[shell venture]

do not

[digital quartz]

donut

[quaint ore]

It always amazes me how these people are deemed as "great critics" for making very basic takes

[safe verge]

someone call the mods!!!!

[sudden warren]

not link gore dumbass

[shell venture]

snitch

[safe verge]

W pfp btw

[sudden warren]

but a research

on why sensational media is being pushed on fyp

[quaint ore]

I share Johhnys hate for corporatism

Not in a "Oh corpos bad"

[sudden warren]

corpos arent bad

[quaint ore]

But in a sense that I actually saw and witnessed big companies set peoples houses on fire to buy off the land for cheap

[safe verge]

i don’t wanna get political because mods but i like johnny because he’s awesome and cool and voiced by my goat

[safe verge]

corpo rat

get outta here mannnnn

[digital quartz]

I fucking hated Johnny on my first playthrough with a passion because I wanted an actual RPG not V's story

[sudden warren]

youd see more conspiracy , gore and right wing propaganda, racism disguised as memes on fyp

[astral grove]

blackrock shill

[sudden warren]

blackrock is based

asf

[safe verge]

you don’t even have a pfp you’re a fake

[digital quartz]

just let me play a corpo and doom the world

[quaint ore]

Spoken like a true general dynamics employee

[safe verge]

you’re prob a fed

[astral grove]

ok glowie

[stone blade]

Shorty giving bomb head I call her sloppenhaimer

[inland jackal]

@steel bone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuD4ohMFD-g

[sudden warren]

please do not cook again

[shell venture]

sam hyde

[sudden warren]

this guy looks like sam hyde

lmaoo

[sudden warren]

LMAO

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-stare-sam-hyde-gif-26166704

[inland jackal]

who

[astral grove]

he looks like pavel durov

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/im-hot-gif-26443136

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/turnupthevolume-lit-volume-dial-gif-9475312

[sudden warren]

he looks like trotsky

[safe verge]

i thought he was fat

[sudden warren]

god i love my corpos

[sudden warren]

hes just a bloatlord

[safe verge]

isn’t that the ghost of kyiv

[shell venture]

cuck

whar

[safe verge]

blocked

[astral grove]

no its the shooter

[sudden warren]

its the texas shooter

[safe verge]

no way…

[sudden warren]

also christchurch shooter

[shell venture]

cyberpunk teached me one lesson

terrorism is cool

[sudden warren]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-punch-punching-cabinet-fishtank-gif-559017501700367865

[astral grove]

"teached"

[shell venture]

toch

[astral grove]

thank you

[shell venture]

also kys

[astral grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1271790369323094046/GUkeFmnXsAAtr6w.gif

[sudden warren]

the only terrorism i hve been involved w is running cyberpunk 2077 on integrated graphics

[inland jackal]

[sudden warren]

shit was burning my table

[astral grove]

LMAO

[safe verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/930529887935160402/1020124303351627807/35808ABE-C70D-4D95-848B-D5413E6B081D-1-1-1-1-1.gif

[astral grove]

first time playing hogwarts legacy

[inland jackal]

theres the same option in satisfactory

changes all spiders into cats

[safe verge]

this is normal in games now

[shell venture]

at least it's optional

[safe verge]

nothing weird about it

[astral grove]

ive never seen that before

is this like a new thing

[safe verge]

it was in that game where you get shrunken and fight bugs

a lot of people make mods for arachnophobia

[sudden warren]

this and epilipsy filters are the norm now

[safe verge]

like in terraria

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2CcXRdBjvI

@coarse bear

[sudden warren]

even in minecraft

[shell venture]

5th post today

[inland jackal]

i just got it in recommended

[astral grove]

oh shit real

i havent seen it

thanks @inland jackal

[shell venture]

kys @astral grove

[inland jackal]

@shell venture

jebi se

[dreamy flax]

:flag_hr: **Croatian** *(hrvatski)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

fuck you

[inland jackal]

[shell venture]

nik mok @inland jackal

[safe verge]

kup teraz

[coarse bear]

Why'd you ping me tho

[shell venture]

no reason

[astral grove]

kol khaara

[inland jackal]

literally no reason

[stone blade]

Matched with woman on tinder

if she hasn't done monsoon no hit she can fuck off

I have standards

[zealous elm]

but then she cant be your wife in the balkans because she will just dodge all of your beatings

[stone blade]

[zealous elm]

plan for the future

[stone blade]

I'll give her nanomachines so she looks like armstrong

[placid sail]

cool but now make it out of obsidian

[storm stream]

"give her nanomachines"

godspeed, soldier

[stone blade]

that was

the way I worded that was unintentional but it turned out gold

@shell venture @naive bison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KHIowUo1xs&list=PLTaOHX8kEkD79T8UWID6xFovFIyD7WKpI&index=8

LOOK AT HOW BULLSHIT

revengeance is on armstrong

the guy attacks him for like 30 seconds

gets the QTE

and brings him down to 99%

I had to do like 5 of these

[shell venture]

30mins

[stone blade]

its the entire r07 chapter

lol

the end is where I want you to see

people saying revengeance is harder

bullshit

one QTE half the boss' health is gone

[naive bison]

@stone blade i think i finally found a way to S rank sundowner

you have to purposefully not kill him well

[shell venture]

wtf are you talking about

[naive bison]

if you just wait and run around for like 30 seconds he grabs a massive pipe and spawns 2 goons

[shell venture]

revengeance is harder

[stone blade]

xal

or you can just get a 50 hit combo

[naive bison]

wot

@stone blade i do too much dmg

i don't even know if it's possible with mistral staff

[stone blade]

pole arm dude

it is

I did it that way

stand like

2 meters away from him

spin the pole arm but not too much

jump to move way

rinse repeat

kill heli when needed

that's legit how I did it for 50 combo and the rest is ez because of no dmg bonus

you can do a riskier strat , grab the fox blade
ninja run and just light attack slash him but immediately switch directions so he doesn't riposte
and just circle around him

sundowner is a proper fight

yes getting no dmg on him was crap but I had the most fun with him since he doesn't parry every attack
doesn't jump away like monsoon every 10 hp to throw stuff

[stone blade]

you dont

[naive bison]

it's really close

i think if i picked the 4th dmg upgrade

it actually wouldn't be possible

he has like 0 hp

[stone blade]

you on a new game your pole arm sucks

but its good for combos

[naive bison]

i hit a 42 combo before getting hit

and he was on like 18%

[stone blade]

dont combo him

wait for shield dash and QTE

and then just do what I said

I was able to do it you can as well

sundowner is prone to being juggled

we dont want that since you kill him easily

[naive bison]

@stone blade YIPPIE

51 combo

[stone blade]

there u go

see

told u

[naive bison]

finally out of denver

fuck this place

[stone blade]

thankfully denver is really ez

[naive bison]

@stone blade btw you didn't start a vhard playthrough right?

how old is your save

[stone blade]

no

not yet

I'll do it tomorrow maybe idk

do my upgrades reset on very hard?

like how do I start a newgame+ to keep my equipment and just speedrun through it

select from the chapter?

[naive bison]

no

[naive bison]

ye

@stone blade when ur gonna play tell me how old ur save is

[stone blade]

how do I check that

[stone blade]

my save would be very old

it took me a while to learn the game man

it took me days to get through all battles

with barely any upgrades

granted I didn't get the flow of the game

I was mashing buttons like a madman expecting shit to die

[stone blade]

why ask?

[naive bison]

was gonna ask how long it took for you to do the run

[stone blade]

a while man I wasn't instantly agod at the game

I've never played a game with such mechanics

I'm used to isaac

took me a while

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

I didn't know boss patterns combos legit nothing I just mashed buttons expecting to win

[inland jackal]

idk if this is my chadness speaking but i wanna buy a pressure washer

[stone blade]

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @inland jackal TV : LGBTQ Meetong

Grandma : [ Redacted ] does cross sign

[gleaming grove]

@glad carbon mag fed AK-Handguard PKM

2 cursed doesnt make it any less cursed

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/jaquinto-laugh-happy-you-are-fool-gif-15568352

[gleaming grove]

HEIL

[inland jackal]

we got him

[sudden warren]

can any of you guys spare me 500000$

[inland jackal]

p!withdraw 50

[foggy mantle]

Successfully took 🥞50 out of Pancorp Bank 🏦.

[inland jackal]

p!give 50 @sudden warren

[foggy mantle]

You specified an invalid amount!

[sudden warren]

ur broke

[inland jackal]

p!give @sudden warren 50

[foggy mantle]

@inland jackal successfully gave 🥞50 to @sudden warren

[sudden warren]

i need real money

[inland jackal]

50 pancakes is a lot

[sudden warren]

need to buy a lambo

[inland jackal]

sell pancakes

[somber warren]

p!rob @inland jackal

[foggy mantle]

weseli doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[somber warren]

fuck

[naive bison]

what the fuck i cant get enough points for S at the end of denver @stone blade

no hit, zandatsu on everythin

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/poppy-monster-energy-drink-wet-and-delicious-yum-gif-18423516

[stone blade]

?

what score did you get?

[naive bison]

4600

sth like that

[stone blade]

show screen mf

[gleaming grove]

p!rob @somber warren

[foggy mantle]

senortorres doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

[gleaming grove]

Damn

Broke ass bitch

[somber warren]

p!balance

[foggy mantle]

senortorres

In Hand

🥞0

Pancorp Bank

🥞6,948

Networth

🥞6,948

[digital quartz]

p!balance

[foggy mantle]

tombomb8634

In Hand

🥞418

Pancorp Bank

🥞0

Networth

🥞418

[somber warren]

nice

lol broke bitches

[digital quartz]

I am pancakeless

[somber warren]

6,9k i got the funny number

[naive bison]

@stone blade nvm just got it

btw forgot Raiden was romanian

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1153021741443059791/1292058394357923881/jinx-the-cat-jinx.gif

[naive bison]

@stone blade time for sam

[stone blade]

sam is very quick fight

good luck with S rank

jk its ez

[naive bison]

@stone blade HUH?

do i need 50 hit combo?

[stone blade]

Yes :)

or enough BP

[naive bison]

i guess im gonna abuse blade mode or sth

[stone blade]

pole arm

There is a way

[naive bison]

@stone blade

[sudden warren]

did wendigoon get hotter ?

[naive bison]

that was quick

sad sam is such a pushover

[naive bison]

he looks like pablo escobar

https://tenor.com/view/alamak-gif-27537289

[sudden warren]

a hotter version of him

[stone blade]

ok

[lusty sonnet]

He looks like he drives a white van that gives candy to kids

[naive bison]

@stone blade did you have a hard time with sam?

i remember he has throws and stuff but i didn't get hit any, i think you attacked him too much

i just kinda abused the machetes

1 right click + dodge is like 15%

charge attack is like 23%

[sudden warren]

his personality is literally it

[stone blade]

yes

again

[sudden warren]

a wholsome family man

[stone blade]

I didn't know his moves

took me a while to learn them all

so fucking obv I will have a hard time

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

we established that

[naive bison]

ok no need to get so defensive

[stone blade]

young man

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

he didn't take me that much time

ingame time maybe like couple hours

[sage otter]

ivan roleplaying twink helpers

[stone blade]

to no hit the fight

[sage otter]

Just spam upwards quick attack

[stone blade]

its nigh impossible on pc

[high wing]

https://x.com/MonkeBusiness3/status/1849932282750173633/photo/1

Monke Business (@MonkeBusiness3) on X

Please save her

Twitter · Oct 25, 2024, 9:53 PM

[sudden warren]

for the emperor

[primal rapids]

We're sending her to Cadia right before Abaddon shows up

[low atlas]

She will if i give her enough time

[pastel quartz]

he is a lil bit of a waste now

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/755132919202316409/1299506740752027688/cat_tool_gun_fuck_around_find_out.mp4?ex=671d7376&is=671c21f6&hm=5cee4fcf132e9deb2bd87e97a3665ee3c6c0ed68774251726458a7a7e135dd32&

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymD03NnH2QM

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/402412803153199104/1299769197336854558/Replay_2024-10-26_18-18-20.mp4?ex=671e67e5&is=671d1665&hm=c60baedf0550a8bbd82e70a2a34b93090cb231329f59edc2beb0e6bb0f64047c&

[stone blade]

@naive bison there's a few madmen on youtube who did no hit no upgrades no special weapons on revengeance

[naive bison]

mental illness

[stone blade]

no joke

I think there's 3 runs

maybe more idk

[naive bison]

@stone blade i wonder how many of those are no wig

[stone blade]

all

like

[naive bison]

how the fuck did they do the elevator Grad?

[fading shuttle]

kanye is currently in his "chasing women with a chainsaw while completely naked" arc

[stone blade]

picture new game raiden

with nothing

they did that

[naive bison]

naked

[stone blade]

for the entire game

[naive bison]

[stone blade]

Yes

idk how thats even possible

goes to show

revengeance is piss easy

because of the parry

and only because of the parry

[stone blade]

They didn't no dmg that one I think

regular S rank only

[naive bison]

@stone blade btw how well did you do excelsus

how long did it take

cause im done in like 2-3 attempts

btw how insane is that fucking cutscene

[stone blade]

less than I thought actually

[naive bison]

raiden picking up excelsus over his head and throwing him

it's probably like 100000 tonns

[stone blade]

took me like an hour or two I think

agian

Purely because I didn't know the patterns

lol

the laser part confused me

[naive bison]

i thought you'd be confused by how to not get hit by the blades without taking damage at start the most

[stone blade]

I think I no dmg him but it wasn't an S

[naive bison]

cause they do dmg on block

[stone blade]

at the end i kidna gave up

and just wanted it done

[stone blade]

no that was ez

[naive bison]

fuck i got an A

[stone blade]

[naive bison]

i'll re-do it

actually i wonder

can you even get

50 combo?

while it's down?

[stone blade]

uhmm

maybee

activate ripper mode -> machete him

or something

idk

its a really stupid fight to S rank

and there's the cringe checkpoints

so if you mess up

you cant re-do it

you have to restart the chapter

again poor execution with the checkpoints

[naive bison]

that's the opposite of how to 50 hit him

[stone blade]

maybe

foot?

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NedDMiOfXvc&list=PLhUDDQsLFZ-lLPUAnAgTEmldy0hDNp2-r&index=5 @naive bison

its possible to S rank the elevator fight without upgrades

but not possible to no dmgit without wigs

stupidly designed fight imo but eh

[placid sail]

what's a lucky in this context

[sage otter]

He's lucky Falco don't find his adress

[placid sail]

Falco isn't real anymore

he's a wageslave now

rip

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/kramer-seinfeld-made-up-cosmo-kramer-lies-gif-183453830230150828

[naive bison]

i think it's impossible @stone blade

[fading shuttle]

somehow better than being a moderator

[naive bison]

except if you somehow zandatsu the gekkos

[heady crow]

no way falco is getting normaler

[naive bison]

i hit a 51 combo

and still didnt get enough

[heady crow]

genuine question?

[naive bison]

@stone blade did you no hit the fistfight?

or did you CBA

i dont even know if it's ranked

[stone blade]

honestly i dont know either

[placid sail]

yes, am mordor potato

[stone blade]

you dont get a ranked fight check screen at the third phase

I think excelsus is ranked but idk about the other 3 phases

[placid sail]

you know I like to study western meme culture

[stone blade]

maybe its one combined fight no idea

[naive bison]

i'll just no hit the actual fight

[stone blade]

I think you do have to do a 100 hitcombo on armstrong though @naive bison

[naive bison]

[heady crow]

yknow when you open a new pack of cigarettes you flip one that you smoke last

the same but pizza

[naive bison]

what mentally ill cunt came up with this

[stone blade]

THATS WHAT I"M TELLING YOU MAN

[placid sail]

???? :0

[stone blade]

thats what I've been saying

[placid sail]

I smoked cigarettes before and never flipped the last one

how curious

[stone blade]

so many battles and mechanics are half baked

shits ass

2013 game though

[stone blade]

@naive bison Best I was able to do was like 50 hits

I think for 100 hits you need infinite wig or something

no idea how else its possible

[fading shuttle]

when are you no hitting the jetstream sam campaign

[stone blade]

whenever I feel like it

[fading shuttle]

and the blade wolf campaign

[naive bison]

that shit legit is probably impossible

like

regular sam campaign is INSANE

like

all enemies are like 2x aggro

AND YOU HAVE A BUTTON TO MAKE THEM MORE AGGRO

[fading shuttle]

hell yeah

[split canyon]

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[naive bison]

whoever is good at sam DLC is

actually mentally insane

also you have basically no way to kill enemies except parry

[stone blade]

u see

playing the game normally

without going for no hit on as many battles as possible and S rank on all of em

then the game is managable and fun

Doing those challenges though is where the CBT is

because the parry mechanic while its good has a shitty design you have to press W and left click for each attack and the time frame on 60fps is very very dodgy

sometimes you can hit a perfect parry every time

other times on the same enemy they'll knock you out for no reason

[naive bison]

@stone blade armstrong at 100% alrdy

did i jinx it

[stone blade]

idk if you get lucky with the qtes hes not bad

and whatever his a.i wants to do

for me the difficulty was doing this challenge as a new player whos never played the game , on a new game save file without any upgrades and trying to S rank all the fights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhkdSWbVu34 @naive bison yes revengeance is definitely hard

[naive bison]

@stone blade 20%

last "throwing shit at you" phase

BLESS

NOW IVAN

[stone blade]

just dodge

[naive bison]

or i shoot

[stone blade]

youre good at the game the fk you need my blessing for

[naive bison]

@stone blade no the zandatsu

like 4 in a row

[naive bison]

i can choke it

like your mom chokes on it

[stone blade]

you got this chief

[naive bison]

also mouse controls for zandatsu are janky

[stone blade]

dw

[naive bison]

like

sometimes you can slash on accident

[stone blade]

yep

[naive bison]

like you know you can flick your mouse

[stone blade]

no thats intended

[naive bison]

and it cuts

[stone blade]

thats actually how it is on console

[naive bison]

it FUCKS UP THE WHOLE SEGMENT AND YOU GET HIT

yeah flicking the stick

[stone blade]

they programmed it the same way on PC

if you want to rotate it its near impossible

[naive bison]

@stone blade

......

...

.

.

.

.

.

.

[stone blade]

?

[naive bison]

.

last segment it flixked

when i didnt want to

[stone blade]

Bro lost it @shell venture

you got hit?

no way you do the QTE where he throws shit

I just dodge that

and pummelled him with sky high

[naive bison]

?

you can dodge the QTE?

how

[stone blade]

The one where he throws metal parts at you?

you can

[naive bison]

how

[stone blade]

once you get a hold of raiden after the little cutscene

instantly run then go slightly right then instantly left and slide

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

poorest country btw

[fresh rose]

https://vxtwitter.com/king_of_limb/status/1849861050327499221?s=46

birb

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvKJ7uvQPfg

[stone blade]

crazy beef

[stone blade]

WAIT

THATS BULGARIAN REGISTRATION

[inland jackal]

this is the end

the duck waddled away

[narrow lotus]

[high wing]

waddle waddle

[stone blade]

@naive bison raiden is such a chad he told the doktor to turn off the pain inhibitors and the doktor never turned them back on

dude solod armstrong without pain inhibitors

[naive bison]

well doktor asks before mistral

robo mistral*

if he wants them back on

he says no

[stone blade]

he says no

thats what I said

raiden proceeded to solo sundowner sam and armstrong and the robot without the pain inhibitors

shieesh

[naive bison]

@stone blade the only issue i have with no hit armstrong

he has like 2-3 bullshit attacks

both yellow attacks

the grab or the explosion

the third that's less bullshit but very RNG

[stone blade]

yellow dash and grab
yellow charge and he unleashes his cum or something idk and the last yellow is the fire wall I think

not sure maybe theres an attack I haven't seen

thats the problem you cannot manipulate him in anyway

its rolling the dice what you will get

sometimes he'll do nothing but yellows and you'll be running around the arena for like 3 hours

other times

[naive bison]

is the walls of fire he makes

[stone blade]

he does 4 QTES in quick sucession and you drop his HP by 100%

[naive bison]

because you can get unlucky, get a very small space to fight him in and he can just push you into the walls

[stone blade]

yep

thats what I experienced aswell

[naive bison]

you CAN

stun him shortly

[stone blade]

thats the only thing

[naive bison]

but you need to chain like 20-30 attacks

and he staggers

[stone blade]

or use sky high

the only time that attack is useful

and grad fighting

[stone blade]

I had that happen multiple times

best of all

they have a homing ability...somehow

at least it feels like they do

the other fire attack he does also is homing

pure bullshit

now you get what I meant when I was spassing out earlier

[naive bison]

ehhhh

there were worse areas i think

[stone blade]

armstrong is a manace when you don't know his attacks

dude will fist you

like me

[high wing]

https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1850179325162660174

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) on X

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Twitter · Oct 26, 2024, 2:15 PM

[stone blade]

hi zeppy

[naive bison]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[stone blade]

new face welcome

[naive bison]

@stone blade AGAIN

LAST ZADNSADITY

AAAAAAAAAAA

for fucks sake

like

[stone blade]

BUT JUST DODGE IT

[naive bison]

@stone blade i cant

idk how to do it

[stone blade]

I TOLD YOU

[naive bison]

i tried it like 4 times

[stone blade]

want me to show you?

[naive bison]

no

[stone blade]

ok

[naive bison]

it's inconsistent for me

[stone blade]

aah

[naive bison]

zandatsu is just pure skill

it breaks my ancles

[stone blade]

you have to slide

[naive bison]

ankles

like

it goes

slightly up left

hard up left

middle

slightly up left

AND THEN COMPLETELY CHANGES SIDES FOR THE LAST ONE

[stone blade]

without a controller you wont be able to do that part

trustme

with mouse

you cannot

maybe I had skill issue idk how one would do it with a mouse

[naive bison]

ive done it

on rr

[stone blade]

considering that to move the angle you have to move the mouse vertically or horizontally and sometimes it slashes

thats why I just dodged it

everytime ez pz

the QTE is good for dmg though

does a big chunk

[naive bison]

@stone blade how long were you on armstrong?

like a day or 2?

[stone blade]

more or less

I didnt play the entire day though

obviously

[naive bison]

i'll do it tonight

i have to

[stone blade]

why?

[naive bison]

to beat you

this is a competition

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235864439579082752/1299801791617302599/RDT_20241007_1028544766760103656136192.png?ex=671e8640&is=671d34c0&hm=2ed734e72dc43d6bbe90065500aa4c913aa39636f65c9158ec6f17a17482a5bf&

[stone blade]

Never was my dear xal

[naive bison]

always has been

[stone blade]

well yes but actually no

[proud torrent]

[stone blade]

I never said it was delulu

you just randomly picked up the game

@naive bison YOU DO THE QTE

nvm I wont tell you

[naive bison]

this guy

[stone blade]

because youre being mean

[naive bison]

[eager igloo]

Let's kill him with hammers @stone blade

[stone blade]

deal

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-stand-paws-punch-sock-kitten-cat-stand-paws-gif-23473672

[naive bison]

ivan when he said that

[stone blade]

at least I'm cute

[fading portal]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fake-false-fact-checked-fact-gif-3692826964065029091

[naive bison]

REAL BATMAN?

@stone blade he has 35% left cause i did 50% to him with the rib punch QTE

you know what im gonna do?

im gonna pop an electrolyte pack

and a honeypack irl

so i have ample time on the rocks

[stone blade]

good luck

[naive bison]

AND I GOT HIT

BY AWD GERAHN

A GRAB

fuck this game

😭

[stone blade]

HAHA

[naive bison]

disgusting move

the timing AND the hitbox

is so dogshit

[stone blade]

now you know how I felt

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/masive-skill-issue-skill-issue-yakudza-gif-14004060172467418456

[atomic crane]

he is NOT yakub.

[inland jackal]

p!who2

[foggy mantle]

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[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufU13UxW3tU @narrow lotus @inland jackal

this song

a golf , a cheap subwoofer

and a dream

[inland jackal]

p!yaris

[foggy mantle]

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[stone blade]

jk

the song has zero bass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUZeZNxiD-M

this is more like it

[inland jackal]

you using the speakers you bought that one time?

[stone blade]

yes?

ofc

the logitech z906

150W subwoofer

[inland jackal]

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/nfs-nfs-ug-underground-need-for-speed-underground-need-for-speed-gif-25022243

I need to replay underground 2

never played a dying light game

[naive bison]

@stone blade bro it's crazy that the game is easier on revengeance

watching an S rank no hit armstrong video and he did 68% with the rib punch QTE 😭

[stone blade]

idk why they designed it that way

idk actually

if it was intentional or not

but it is bullshit

[primal rapids]

What are you talking about, there’s only Dying Light 1

[stone blade]

ok?

[stone blade]

yep

the rock throwing does like

30%

or something crazy once raiden throws him in the rubble

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LokRmBkiiIU i thought this is new but neeko can be a minion now

or a fucking blast berry

[stone blade]

she always could

she could be anything

thats not new

[inland jackal]

she used to be only for champs

[naive bison]

no

[inland jackal]

i gotta test it rn

[stone blade]

dont remember

[primal rapids]

She could be anything, but still remains a LoL character. Such is her curse.

[naive bison]

okay bro

no

[stone blade]

@naive bison you did it , yes?

[naive bison]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

oh

[naive bison]

this fucking guy

[stone blade]

nvm

[naive bison]

on armstrong S rank no hit

he does

rib punch QTE

into heal phase

into heal phase

😭

the rothschilds controlling that guy's game to make him no hit S rank

he did THE WHOLE THING without the rocks

[stone blade]

this is what I meant man you damage him enough to where he does a QTE , you pray to god you get the rib one

and bam there goes his entire 200% health bar

thats why revengeance is bullshit

and I'm 100% it will be easier for me

even if its one hit for raiden

for example

mastiffs take one PP and die

same with the buff samurai ninjas with the big swords

and grads take 3 perfect parries

or two if you're lucky

@naive bison did you know you can skip phase one of mistral if you perfect parry her ball she throws?

no joke

[naive bison]

phase one?

which one is that

[stone blade]

the one on the top of the silo

idk

[naive bison]

the very start?

[stone blade]

yes

[naive bison]

no i didnt

[stone blade]

you do now

but again , only on revengeance :)

[naive bison]

btw i choked on the very last QTE of the rocks twice

and it's literally the last part of the fight

before the last QTE

that is the kill

that's so fucking infuriating

[stone blade]

I did that like 4/5 times

get him down to 50%

get hit

by some bullshit attack

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382057686830678016/1299810411532783677/dqnfi3gu.mp4?ex=671e8e47&is=671d3cc7&hm=e7249f04075451b4142cb292be3b9fa5740a6e2401a0093bace9afd0c8bfbb8a&

[stone blade]

on new game its even crazier

new game+ i meant

one perfect parry into activating ripper mode

can legit remove more than 50% of a boss's bar

if they can be perfect parried

fuck my ears started booming from the bass

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz-O8XmpuoI

[naive bison]

@stone blade this fucking last QTE

is unreal

again fumbled

like

idk

[stone blade]

which last QTE bro

the one where you kill him?

[naive bison]

no

the very very very very last rock