#🎪bruh-fart
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I hate women
its iedy so no
if I tell iedy bagas mi pula mortii matii
he knows it means have a great evening
of course of course
so its ok
OJ AЛИJA AЛЬО
sa iei muie pana mori

you are still not cooking
god bless you ivan
I can't wait to go to Romania next year with all the language you taught
you too , piece of shit
I hope your golf doesn't start next time
dracula was a serb 
Most polite Balkan conversation
what's next? are you going to start working in CIA??
Bro don’t spoil
NO HE WAS CROAT
you'll cook after this coup attemp
He was literally Romanian

wasn't he romanian
1 more embargo I swear bro please 
Main problem is
where the fuck are the women that have any other personality besides
Loves Food 🍔 🥞 😋
Loves to Travel ✈️ 🛩️
Netflix 
Where is the rest
And they all have pictures from whatever the fuck country
the pshyc ward
aight im assembeling a 5 man we are breaking them out
Forgot animals and gym
Find them at church
Inb4 Dinaa is actually an employee of the DGSE
come turk , there might be hope for you yet
they are gatekeeping them from us iedy
Animal Parent yeah
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@narrow lotus you have to find women at church or power lifting meets
Hah id rather try men than bother with a religious girl
Boring af
nah we're going to the mental hospital
I feel like it’s not hard to convince you to like men
You can find bitches easy if you got to sex addicts anonymous 
They're actually all crazy too 
We were discussing women not bitches
Worse, their whole family prob is
Cant handle all that shit fuck that
whats the difference
You get neither so none for you
TRUE
Group Jorking ? @naive bison is first in line
One is a women and one is working for freedom and loves temari

This is slander
And I will sue
every discussion brings us back to Flop
wow i never thought of this
@tidal trellis why are you still not pregnant 
yeah flop
when r u gonna get knocked up
Ok good night chat
🫃
Hes still trying
🙏
one day
true
my dick dont work
pharaoh's curse
@low atlas
scarab in da room. the only part about beetles that freaks me out is the loud deep buzzing sound when they fly
also didnt know scarabs could fly
scarabs are cool
Not that they are the size of your palm?
I am terrified of returning to my apartment after 3 months of abandoning it
i see that in my room we call it code red
AND FLY?????
How many flying mutated cockroaches will be in my house
Burning the house down
i find big bugs less scary than small bugs
I never met someone so consistent
Xalrider try not to forget biology challenge: impossible
You are idiot
Ltn. Mike is a fascinating creatura
arachnids other than tarantulas on the other hand are terrifying
He’s transphobic
tarantulas are sweethearts
Mods get him
HUH

Just purchase some nerve gas from Romania and deploy it in your home before you re-habitate it.
many
I will be homeless for a few days but alas
big bugs cant hide from you as easily as small bugs and are therefore less worrying to me
bugs that are A. good at hiding or B. good at running away terrify me
Some sacrifices are worth making, what is a night on the street compared to a night in a home with an unknown quantity of demons hiding in your walls and furniture?
Is whirlpool the vacuum you touch it and there’s no way out bullshit?
Deadass made me stop playing
its the thingy on the ground
i think
whirligigs are the vacuums i think
They nerfed that anomaly, it is MUCH less cancer now
I'll just put on my hazmat and get cleaning for a whole day
for me it was the burners , i just run fromt he trader in army wh and there is a burner in the middle of the road outside Lukash
need to use it at some point
skill issue
simply press jump to escape 
We're talking about stalcraft btw, not stalker
thanks for the heads up, i thought we were talking about a good game
Yes it's called scammers
no problem, anytime
theres burner phones
boring game
They sre
I can somewhat agree
Yeeep
it reminds me of Tarkov
Stalcraft makes me want to fucking die when I play it, yet I sometimes play it
It's worse than tarkov, because the gameplay loop is not even consistent
There's no wipes
It is horrible, truly
They just can't fly straight because they're so fat and chunky, they just stomp onto shit until they get where they want to get
When you're at the top there's nothing to do with all the shit you got
And the north rework made the game much more chill, which is bad
giant beetles are chill they're just loud as fuck when they fly
i go to limansk just for a kick
it hurts so much
they freak me out when they're flying so i just swat them to the ground and they get up like nothing happened and just sorta walk around dazed
i love giving beetles brain damage
better than gogis dark valley signal grind
I HATE that place soo much.
The pure rage and fuming anger I feel boiling through my blood is indescribable.
Yep. This is why I love it so much, it's an abusive relationship
basically surrae likes being pegged
you go there and you either come out with 500k worth of items or you lose 500k trying to get those items back
99% of gamblers quit
Also, the gameplay loop in there fucking sucks.
Grind stuff, put in box, die, repeat until box is full, find exit pass, grab stuff, leave.
So much faff to get your shit out
i thought we'd keep that a secret
I was looking at quora and some bitch mother said: "My 16 year old kid does his homework everyday and works very hard all week but when the weekend comes, all he does is play his video games for hours. Is this a problem? How do I fix him?"
FIX HIM
For actual resource grind yeah it's dogass
I got the ASH12 and forager out of it and was like
MOTHERFUCKING FIX HIM
mentally picked apart almost
Not quite, but somewhat similar
Not really, you just want to extract from the game after being killed 15 times by the same dude over and over
@low atlas 15k coins spent
ah yes at the time when he needs to rest he should study and work hard just like the other 5 days of the week
imma go for rsh12 as well
mmofps extraction shooter soulslike with roguelike elements
You have a safe base, everywhere else is PvPvE against other factions, you can't take other people's gear, but you can take the loot they found
did u farm that alone..?
farm what
bats
i gotta get the worn colt
15k coins


Limansk coin gang
You're fucked

this aint new, quora is a clickbait question farm
Fuck stepping foot i Limansk
Should've spent it on lambda you fool
Is it? Damn
plenty of coins to get
and home of the world's indian population on the internet
I fell for the bait
it's so zoever
whopping 500 per 5 levels
I got to 540 and got tired
It's been 5 days since I started to play War Thunder everyday
Stopped for now till I get back home
im at 430
I realized weseli
fuck spending currency on rng boxes
Just buy spare parts
You'll benefit more from them
question: how do I lose weight and eat healthier?
answer: i understand you want less weight and to have healthy diet and allow me to tell you sir that i lost 12 kg by eating 5 nampuri and 3 crumpets and take breakfast only in 8 AM for 3 months.
eat less
Dude what is this
no
The real secret to weightless is taking all the Novo Nordisk drugs
honestly i just find it so funny that such a specific culture is trying to give advice to the entire world about diet when they have probably the most exclusive diet on earth
which gun
I'm asking you
what is this
Coke + krokodil diet
its literally a napoleonic canon on a truckk
Ye but what did you spend your Acts on
more boxes
RIP crew

you can literally kill them with a mg
is that a soviet design or what
well if it was soviet it would've made sense why there was no care for human life
at least they have other helmets?
gn sean
@sage otter hope you actually are cooking
Knowing somebody's vomit key is a weapon
it is
goodnight sean
and not creating a guerilla fighter group
for a friend of mine it was "Ice tea"
koj 
@low atlas theres a skip in dump from there to dark valley
the lake tp if you remember
@narrow lotus @inland jackal @fresh rose @sage otter @shell venture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmwa0r9D3NE
SCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

every gypsy with a bluetooth speaker ever
Why yes I am currently cooking
Her : he cheating on me
Him :
he got yeeted
Wrong video
dumbass
Solid game
I had this torented back in the day

shit was awesome
at least for little me it was
4,5 vs 3.3%
goes to show how actually bullshit monsoon is
skill issue
what?
The midnight chili is almost done 🤝

Can I have it
For a moment I thought the tag on the wall read « пдр»
@BaldiBaldimorel @Alien_Bugz Baldi did this actually happen?
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i want the A10 in american planes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyNI9e3-HTY our 444 mods seem like rookie numbers...
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@maiden carbon

what
I had to fix a guy's internet once, and he sat there on his PC playing a sex mod of Skyrim the whole time
zero shame
it was the most autistically chad thing I ever saw
lmao
A furry bathing
it could just be a dog
nvm
we all know lizards are the real kobolds
aint that right @edgy abyss
You remember that one guy
I forgot who it was
But they made that chat go crazy
guh?
@tidal trellis
@winged chasm @broken topaz @austere crater
||ngl, too scared to tag Josta or Skom||
why me
wasn't funny? 
hell nah
hey flop
Greetings.
yo Floper
I am scared
what are you learning in math?
You sir
Greetings
are a twink

@tidal trellis
fart
Salutations
no
What is your Favourite game
Its omori
replace trans with furry posters, vtubers, and goonposters
and don't make it edible, use it like bio diesel
Fr
I'm just raging cause I can't get my hands on a god-damn nosorog 
bro is gaming when he should be studying his math
idk, don't have one, I just play whatever I'm in the mood for
I had a mono nosorog drop last time I did control center, then my game crashed before I could save 
unfortunate
@tidal trellis get back to work
my past life's last message
found the maja alt
why
checks meme channel for memes
look inside
no memes
sorlick grindset
COAL
abomination
I go sleep, night peoples
But can you do martial arts techniques
Goodnight twink
OH MY, GOD
I can haz +6 spell DC
I'm going 
I have never played dnd in a while
I mostly play GURPS now
"yes i will fight this sorcerer"
upcasted chromatic orb with guarunteed max damage :
my whole build is this
Sorcerer memes + destructive wrath
create water -> chain lightning/lightning bolt -> destructive wrath (with insane AC cuz cleric memes)is basically the goal of the build
I went thru a whole arc explaining how i became a cleric, but its also a total meme build
Based
im playing a knowledge cleric who has a +7 to Arcana at level 1
It can absolutely nuke 1 person per long rest
i'm a Knower
Especially since i took TOC i basically get a guarunteed 40 thunder damage on any ONE person
wont save you from the dreaded public restroom constitution save
Oh it isn’t dnd
I’d need to roll HT for that
that person was in this server
one time i rolled a nat 1 on intuition and ate a banana and chased it with a sprite while at work
i guess, idk, i never knew her
cue shat pants
McDonald’s sprite
I ate sushi, and washed it down with black coffee at work once
me when mage-slayer feat 
that doesn't sound that horrible
burps were probably lethal though
I thought it was tasty, but the people around me kept giving me shit about it 
my stupid chud life
me when im about to do something illegal
oh boy i wonder what’s gonna fhgrhrgrbfhthgutggtrhgj
novice
nothing of value was lost
they were quite unhinged, it's better that way
share ur cucumber with me vro
i know what im buying next month
looks great :3
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he knows
smart grug of the cave, kokopelli

where the fuck is Penis Standard Time
where @glad carbon lives
cali? i think
so quite literally where freakta lives
well, it wouldn't be called penis standard time otherwise
s'why i said it
wait until you see the price for acronym items
im waiting for the 3 letter agency collection to drop

hi vro
whats up athlete
rest up
caffeine always
Ibuprofen is just a placebo med like tylenol
tylenol does jackshit for me, ibuprofen actually works. in fact a lot of meds don't even work for me, some i have to take a dangerous amount to have an effect so ibu is my only safe working option.
Tylenol is just to cut fever (when it works). The "analgesic" part is placebo
i only take aspirin
doesn't do anything for most pain, but helps with swelling
Anal
your face is a placebo
yeah aspirin also doesnt do shit for me for some reason
acetylsalicylic acid is the good shit, with a bit of codeine phosphate on top it magics headaches away
i even tried some prescribed meds that are supposedly stronger than off the shelf meds and it didn't work lmao. ibu is the only thing that works for me and idk why. my shit's fucked.
I've heard that mixing OTC painkillers is more than twice as effective as the individual options.
I've also heard that nicotine REALLY improves the effectiveness of morphine.
"Doctor, I assure you, it is entirely necessary for the healing process that I smoke five cigars a day in my hospital room"
Oh, I'm not talking about mixing, I take that shit pre-mixed from the factory.
We have something called Kodimagnyl here, which contains acetylsalicylic acid and codeine phosphate pre-mixed, the codeine is in a small quantity though... Can't have the general populace going limb off morphine.
So his family died in a car crash provoked by his son Stuart then he got injuried inthe leg and became a cinical MD.
Stuart little father lore
I was confused as fuck when you casually mentioned taking codeine
this stuff is OTC in Denmark?
Only in Kodimagnyl, which contains no more than 9,6 milligrams per pill
P!lewd
mods
can we get a p!kys
And thank God for that btw, since it is the only drug that can tame my rare migraines. (that I have tried)
Woah
It looks like I can buy tablets with 8mg of codeine in Canada
I'll keep that in mind next time I go there
The pharmacist keeps them behind the counter to limit purchases
oh and btw, in Denmark you can buy them in most supermarkets. However, you may only purchase one at a time.
And they contain shit to make you vomit like a motherfucker if you try to OD on OTC meds.
lol
like how the russian military has to add emetics to their industrial ethanol
We do the same, not to stop people from drinking it for safety reasons, but so we don't have to pay the alcohol tax on it since you can't drink it like that 
Damn
it looks like it's OTC in a lot of countries
Yeah, you get is as cough-syrup in a lot of places, not here though.
@shell venture hi vro
alo


That's more promethazine, but if you play your cards right, codeine is in there too.
yea
https://fixvx.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1849058735496282494 what idiot thought this was a good idea
this is where the virus came from
that looks like a gutter on the side of a road in a poorly maintained area after flooding has receded

im gonna piss inside it

Bye
I’m gonna do something else like that inside it
that I will refrain from saying.
the ingredients:
soylent 
Imagine if you put laxatives in there
and no we don’t want Covid
you dont need laxatives thanks to the amount of natural probiotics forming in there
i want to go to the land of foodborne illness
i think they get it every year cause of some tribe
the uyghurs 
reported
What happened in Tianmen Square
i was watching a show on netflix named Questo Mondo Non Mi Renderá Cattivo
eating burger
Nothing
God damn
So my ex havent talked to me all day but has been uploading stories all day long
so i officially ended up alone in this town
bashing mentally ill weirdos isn't very fun
yeah it is
no real people i really like to be around with

I would hang with you if I was in chile
You would fuckin hate me lmao
most people he knew were manipulative motherfuckers or just interested dogfuckers
you seem chill, go make some more homies
she has a gun and is Chilean, non-0% chance she robs you

religious authorities often have to make excuses for why their practice has no results
I have seen mental gymnastics you people would not believe
probably not if you can stand sitting on a bench for hours drinking beer and smoking cigarettes
trump is just like that
i mean, the gun its always in my house, unless you get to my house somehow, wich would be very weird because i never tell people where i live usually
I don’t smoke, and I have a job, sorry
I would drink
I would overdrink
also ive noticed that i've been dressing more and more lazily?
so?
laugh at them

pajamas?
really hate how women will insist on wearing inconvenient and uncomfortable clothes, and then complain about it later.
reject all religion
Could it be depression
i mean, not really, but i went from wearing pretty clothes and overdressing to just, getting a sports bra, some camo pants because theyre big and some hoodie lying around
this week ive been using the same camo pants all week
Basic foresight is needed to date me. I wouldn't do this shit for anybody.
(But most women who have foresight can see that i'm a bad idea)
i dont get why girls buy those boots
I'm pretty sure you're some honeypot specifically tailored for me
You can tell your boss at the CIA that i'm not falling for it
Dicsuckin politics, you ARE the main character of brainfart
my most heeled pair are some ripoff doc martens that i use once in a lifetime cuz theyre pretty but none of my clothes go with it
and i dont wanna get called Nazi or ''Milica frustrada'' because, for my parents, wearing cargo pants and corcoran-looking boots its because you never joined the army and became frustrated because of that and decide to look like a soldier in public
Imagine you die and death tells you that the most important thing you did in your entire life is argue about race online with strangers
A life well spent
The call of duty one
ive seen worse weapons
which one
ok knockoff brazillian
I don’t know, the one you are playing
oh
you're talking about frontlines
Didn’t play it, I only played apoc rising
call of robloxia
i miss it dear
i remember the bo1 one they made of it
bro there is outsourcing in the zone too
im just playing Phantom Forces because i need to turn my brain out for a while
i mean, i've been thinking about it all day long
at least let me watch an italian animated show and play some roblox until i cant no more
fuggetaboutit
i wish i could like i used to
when i was younger, like 5 years younger, i had a problem, i went to sleep and then i forgot it happened
but now, i guess i've developed that shit named
empathy?
caring for somebody you've known for a long time
i was just talking about the show
but yeah it happens
oh
just gotta look for stars in the dark and for rainbows when it rains
empathy is so bad I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy
I used to be able to kill strangers without a second thought. Not anymore.
I am so sorry for your loss.
me when phantom forces
i mean, there's this crackhead roaming around that just annoys people and everything i want is to beat the shit out of him for no reason other than he's just an annoyance for everybody
but those are intrusive thoughts, i wont actually just beat him unless he annoys me personally
me when the forces are phantom
@shell venture wake up lil vro
she phantom on my force till i 
when you a gangsta and she phantom on your force
morning brainfart residents
hello iedy
guess who's been here all night because her bf dumped her and now she just notices all her social life died so there's no need to exist outside my home, class and gym
you got dumped 2 times already , time to take a break
home class and gym is what i do now rly , tis a peaceful life
Nooooo not fren
real
i used to be like that until some crazy bitch started flirting me
and then another crazy dude started flirting me after the first
i think you should stop hanging with crazy bitches
and then left me and got me and then left me and got me and left me and got me and left me and got me
and finally, he left me
osaka you gotta stop hooking up with freaks
that's why im never gonna hang out with people anymore
but how do i know they are freaks?
hang out with people who dont smoke meth or whatever
Time to hang up relationships if they have the lifespan of a hamster
Not gonna lie from the stories you have told about him you sound better off then ever
Like, you sad that you're not in a relationship or sad that your not in a relationship with him?
Because personally I would feel more free than ever getting out of that
Gumbo season has arrived, its a good day
Anyways, recently I got given the possibility of moving to europe next year if I want and i'm really considering it
Probably to belgium or france
Mexislop
Jokes aside looks lovely
silent kill is broken
and i mean literally broken
i kill a guy next to them
literally in the same place
Paris smells of piss and Belgium is fake Germany
Im on the fence about it, on one hand, I find many aspects of America to be soul crushing and exhausting, but I also would miss many things too
Ty, im just sad i forgot to grab garlic bread to go with it
Ahaha I know I was born in belgium, I may be an ameritard now but I haven't always been that way
i mean the only way id justifiy it is if you already have family over there ya know
p!who
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man.
Honestly one thing I would worry about is it being not very diverse, and I don't say that in a cringy "woke" way, but I just have grown accustomed to living in an incredibly diverse area and would miss seeing all the different customs and cultures
well if you are in berlin at least you will get a bunch fo kebabs and not just german food'
Gngn my favourite argentini
uniroincally one of the few reasons i still stay in cali is there is a halal asian resturant here
Just move to the UK for the indian food 
That would be nice, also If I live near a more major area or city it would probably be less one note
I heard Austin has got a good food scene
Hated it while I was there but in a wierd way i miss cali
Had a charm in its own fucked up way
Texas needs more californians
its kinda sad sicne during covid most halal shops around me closed expect for a handful
the state is cool as fuck
but the cost of living is
badddd
Yeah, the entire time I was there I just was thinking how well cyberpunk represents the feeling of being in California
did you know we just got a new bill passed ( or soon to be passed ) where we spend 25 cents extra on gas
and a full tankfor me would be at least 15$ + more
The people outside of the cities in cali seem very free spirit fun luvin cool guys
the what
yeah that happens
How many litres of petrol in ya tank?
gas bud
Another reason europe sounds appealing, walkable cities, god how I fucking would love that
i got a v8 tacoma
Aint a gas it’s a liquid
its called gas
no its a gas
Not having to rely on cars would be great, and Im not trying to have a car hate boner, but having my own little community I could thrive in like that would be so nice
Kek it’s a petroleum byproduct means it’s petrol lad, like you don’t call diesel soot gas
“Abysmal dogshit” would have been succinct
its gas bud
Is France not diverse?
I cannot tolerate the idea of not being able to go for hour long drives into the remote outback
france is a whole lot of diversity
i can tell you that
Like im seriously not trying to have a US hate boner but I have the car dependent layout and infrastructure of the country, I can't do shit without hopping in a shitbox for atleast 15 minutes
Imma still call it petrol over there but
Should pick something other than latin
if it's not too late
no its gas
tbh i fw the U.S majorly because its a big step up from most nations
Probably, but still not as much as where i am
Gas what comes out ya mums exhaust pipe
Smell my gas
I live in a diverse area of a diverse state
ts is a biggg update
Who fucking cares lol
As long as it’s nice people
Why do they all have to be different
It’s neutral
You are suomi?
different types of people
You should definitely move to Austin mate
Me, I thrive in those kind of situations, variety is the spice of life for me. Its not necessarily a dealbreaker just something i enjoy
actually i had a french classmate 2 years ago
France is variety because you’ve never been there
no

she said "I don't like France because of black people" she was racist as shit
No sadly, Its just a play on my real name
im gonna stick it in cali
ive spent too much time investing on this dog ass state
my only hope is the next governor doesn't further rail the state
zero filter
i'm sorry for your loss
no need for a filter in Turkey
thank you
speaking of rails
high speed rail when?
who can guess what that means
i think it legit ended in a random farmer's backyard or smth
and all the moneys gone
As long as the first generation try to integrate into our culture and their culture is compatible with ours, I don’t mind. When whole communities are replaced with people who don’t try to integrate and are wholly hostile to our way of life that’s when it’s a problem, good food or not
If California manages to pull off high speed rail in a way that isn't entirely retarded, it might spread throughout the country
i fw the U.S because it's culture isnt something thats like european culture
@naive bison
A pipe dream
its a mixture of everything
Yeah I was speaking of the assumption with integration and no hostility
What
Oh fuck shits gonna get political and brainfarts gonna get locked again 
Literally 1984 smh
It’s not even that political
Iedy is more racist than anyone in here
he doesn't mind
Different people isn’t good or bad, good people is good
don't know about dry

Yeah but mods will be mods
have you unfucked your brain and picked something other than latin?
I have decided to become fluent in cartinese
@glad carbon why tag me 
Yeah but atleast I'll finally be able to understand that one part of EARFQUAKE
He wants to frote ya and xalride ya
Language of my favorite flavor retard Playboi carti
Its not a real language be he just talks in the most comical, silly way thats barely understandable so people calls what he says "cartinese"
Reckon we should all start leaning the tongue of the middle country
anyway
THIS MF HERE PICKED LATIN FOR HIS LANGUAGE CREDITS IN COLLEGE
POINT AND LAUGH!

Credits are credits
why do people choose latin

Guys wait WAIT I DIDN'T CHOOSE IT FOR COLLEGE
i get that it sounds badass but nobody speaks it
You good? You’re having a meltdown today
oh mate he did not just do that

Makes prayers much easier to feel
I’m having my crown put in next Monday
Good luck
Kinda funny the most painful thing about having your teeth done is the anesthetic
Forreal, found out my friend did the same thing so he instantly told me to shit myself in latin

Syringe into the roof of your mouth makes my eyes water
defece
Or if they have to get in and break shit, the terrible crunching noise in your jaw
Haven’t had that
i just realised i have 2 heart shaped boxes in my playlist
i hate dentists man
I have a crown to put in and 2 wisdom teeth to get rid of left
fuck em
Ok I need to fucking sleep its late good night crazy little men in my phone 
Ebin :DDdD nite
Why
I had a wisdom tooth that didn't wanna come out. So i got to hear them cut and break it apart, while i was awake. Protip, bring chapstick, your lips gonna be dry af
First time I’ve had good ones
But then again, yesterday I had 4 X-rays taken cause they couldn’t get the paper to develop properly
the little like square blocks on your teeth
didn't know that you were an anti-dentite
I made a joke that my teeth are gonna be glowing in the dark
everytime I GO THERE MY NOSE GETS CLOGGED
BY SOMETHING
EVEN WHEN IM NOT SICK
Chinese people have different teeth to white ppl, went to the dentist there and they were all crowding around my xray cuz im down like 5 teeth and my roots are way longer than theirs “looks like the textbooks we studied never seen them in person” is wot one of them said
Me casting a curse on you every time you go to the dentist
✨ 🫵 
ya know when they put that like
pink / purple shit on your teeth
its A. disgusting
AND B WHEN THEY PUT IT ON THEY NEVER USE THE WATER
The what
Heard yanks have got squeeky white teeth
Fluoride???
Florida
wife hid somewhere in the house. To scare me. I thought she went to her car or something. Immediate reaction isnt to scream, its to yell "fuck you" and walk towards unknown noise
and i had bad hygiene as a kid so they had to saw some shit off or something
and that always like
water borarded me with teeth shards
Flouride stare
Post teef
" the face my bro makes when i start talking about argatha near the latinas "
Bro can floss with rebar
teeth jumpscare
Hahahaha
you are pakistani
At least flossing is easy

mods can you kill this dude for posting selfies
Flouride stere
Just get your nearest shoelace and go to town 👍
by technicality my ancestors were the original aryans
still nazis took that
Ur pakistani?
Catrate him
Did you cook anything lately
Can you post more teeth
Had lasagna with chips the other night
Whatcha cook?
Were the chips just uncooked pasta
Is Punjab arab?
im not even punjab lol
Post mouth
im technically mixed between
like a % afghan
and pakistani
my village is super near the afghan border
Basically iranian then?
@eager igloo
The aggro spell
yeah call him persian instead
Hahahaha
I was about to say that
Like weren’t you guys part of the persian empire?
Hampter
No this is you
yes
Audioless
grey wolf
Albanian 🇦🇱
can't believe turks are forefathers of furries
bro you aint furries, you fucked a wolf, yall just into bestiality
Ustasa, @fresh rose @lone cedar ajd da ga bijemo
Jebo mamu svoju
im proud i have realatives who are illgeally in turkey @ruby minnow
its a anthro wolf
yeah that's what a furry is
so its about furries
it was a half woman half wolf guys
that's the definition of furries and anthro
When a black man 🇦🇱 speaks 🗣️ i kneel 🧎♂️and listen 👂
Black men in albania?
the greeks are black, get it right, albanians are just muslim

What is this womble language
marhaban ismi omar
greeks are tan but not completely black
Ottoman language
Greeks? Ya mean wannabe turks?
no thats the bosnians
Still, theres no black men in albania
Isn’t this xenophobic 







