#🎪bruh-fart
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peak commedy right here
@solar obsidian
@coarse bear
i said furry, mods
not furry mods
sad
its working on you clearly
years of silence without any hawk for tuah
its kdc1 what you talking about
is that the ricardo milos system shock meme
it's not loading
it made me download the song in the background
it's called "ethical constraits removed"
or sth
yes
very zased
facebook 

question for the chat:
are birds furries?
3,5 bubbles
yes
congratulations to @narrow lotus for being the first furry mod 👏
well
it's not a humanoid bird
if it was it would be furry

are angels furry?
cause they have bird wings
i think it depends on the animal-human ratio

are you a furry if you are into women with long hair
then again, i think that catgirls are furries
1% is too much
no because it's not an animal trait
is lola bunny a furry ?
No. This is a lesbisn
yes
...yes?
then by god i am also one
no 
i dont get it
chat is bf5 campaign good
Idk.
ah, not bf1, sry
if you know your history no
probably mid
idc for history
we lost another one...
i want good gaming
byeah
Play bf3
👎
sorry we have abysmal dogshit
i did
Last good Battlefield campaign was bf3
Everything else is doodoo
Thdn bf4
well teen girl kills hole divison of fully grown man by her self idk
i for the longest time honestly didn't know battlefield had campaigns
bf4 campaign is locked to 50 fov
i thought they got one at hardline
dogshit
can you not change any ini file
battlefield 1, go kill yourself
you can't
^
battefield campanings in general are dog shit
bruh
Play stalker. Have heard about this game?
i liked the tank and italy ones
?
Its a bit old. But it has now a trilogy
i heard of that one
it's like russian fallout

i heard its like oblivion with guns
sounds cool
it's the consoles fault
Yeah.

try arma
console tards ruined gaming
absolutely
More like metro above ground
consoles have the effect on game that apple has on rest of tech world
why do you think all of your batteries are glued
why do you think you dont have a headphone jack
Illuminaty wef
i made a presentation on how apple is anti repair in econ class
holy fuck
i didnt know it was that bad
like
you know that feature where your screen automatically changes brightness
ye
it turns off if you repair not through an apple tech
hell nah
oh talk about uhh
HP laserjets now
did you know canon invented the inkjet
inkjet*
btw if you have the tools and know how to repair apple you must give them some % from the repair cost
HP only has the rights to use it because they used their ties to harvard iirc to get the canon founder's kid into there
my friends mom know repairs them and she has to give some % to apple from the repair cost
1 bent pin on the power cable slot = replace motherboard
apple is glueing phones now post EU pro-right to repair pressure with special glue that you need an expensive as fuck machine to zap with a specific ammount of current to make it unglue
actually fucking dystopian
Woooow Alex smh smh
android users were living in the fuckin future years ago
printers are cheaper to replace the whole printer than the ink cartridge at times
Haven't talked in a while with me and I get this 
fucking commies thats what im saying
dude i could pop off the back of my phone with my HANDS and replace the battery
it was so breezy
😭
samsung galaxy S4 or sth
😭
callin this capitalist company's bullshit communist is wild
🙏
it was so cool when allah cured his tuberculosis
this is peak private company
sarcasm
when did you get your first phone?
and you didnt worry about the back falling off because you just had a case on it
idk like 12 or something
when i started to walk home
dude i had one of thsoe microsoft phones too
i remember those
my dumbass forgot it outside and it rained out of nowhere
oh man that font
middle of summer CA rain
god smited that mf phone
We didn't have to go past Nokia brick
windows*
cant watch porn on it
xalrider
you aren't helping the "12 year old idiot" allegations by speaking blasphemy like that
dude the windows phones were beyond fucked
Not relevant
the nokia brick was a lie, in second grade i threw mine full force at the whiteboard and it broke
not an argument
are angels furry or not
no
why


brainfart retard hours
the whiteboard broke?
should just lockdown for the rest of the day
the phone broke
nah the house
i am not opening the chastity cage if you do

@narrow lotus are you a furry
happy locktober btw iedy
funny cause my classmate did the same with his and broke the table and scratched the wall
the nokia fell into a bucket of water , the water turned green

peak iphone technology is 5S
iphone 6 was when iphone last innovated
fuck em phones i use fire to talk with homies
i wish i had by 6 still
mate you just saying that makes me feel old af , i was there when the 5s got released
it was ages ago
peak iphone is none because iphone sucks
i remember being THE SHIT
everyone wanted a 5s
that doesn't make them a furry, a furry is an anthropomorphized animal, which implies that the design of a furry stems from the animal more then it does a human
an angels design stems from a human having animal features, hence the bird wings
the 6 was just the slimmer version of the 5 that was way nicer on the hands
my classmates would get a 5s as a gift for their birthdays back then
i remember my mom bought my brother an iphone 5s and next week the prices dropped 50%
can somone explain to me why everyone need iphone i still dont get it to this day
status symbol
they suck otherwise
social status
status symbol
they look rech
literally just use motorola
in debt for phone in reality 
motorla are good btw
apple is adding some AI shit to the newest iphone that came out
iphones are good phones but they became way to overpriced especially from one generation to the next
people bought it day 1
taking out a payment plan on a phone 😭
it is i think
is it now?
maybe
like 2000 euros for a phone is just retarded
i have a google phone, pixel 7
it's crazy my wholeass gaming PC is cheaper than the newest iphone
i swear i saw a video where some dude was talking about cheating on his tests like last year using it
Luckily i am a smart dude and i got a Samsung S23 Ultra
and then they drop it and can get new one cuz it suck ass
maybe that was a browser version of that apple ai
xalrider says some stupid shit
"hey thats stupid"
xalrider "but why though, thats not an argument, tell me why"
says why
xalrider suddenly forgets how to fucking read because its convenient

@civic panther guess what
screen replacement is like 400$
thats literally him
gn vro
i know
chicken butt?
😭

FUCK
only issue ive had with the pixel 7 is the buttons are dogshit, so i bought like, 5 pairs of replacement ones from ali for 10 euro
got em

its zoever
is just the new 
i might find vidoe of my friends iphone that droped
do not care
no its not
it conveys a completely different emotion
yes it is, because it sucks and replaces an emote we already have

@placid sail, it's been 6 years 
no it's not
yes it is

i wonder if you are actually unironically autistic, not flaming or anything
sodaaaaa 
legit inquiry
it droped from the desk
weird choices of emojies
hiiii @placid sail
obamna 🥺
steamhappy fella
insufferable people use them both
why the fuck would you compare
to being the same as
, and then use an emote that is ACTUALLY similar to 
because
replaces
the same way
replaces
, these new emotes dont need to exist and only extremely insufferable people use them
this retard goes to brainfart to enjoy himself 
he means that they are both cringe
cringe, I haven't heard that in a long time.
@fading shuttle
i swear, they refuse to add more emojies, just to add copies of existing ones
i told him to replace
with 
he told me no
idk why

because
is way better
no
yes
is peak
no
no
if yes then why nobody use it


you are the only person using this emote
does not fucking replace 
=haha, that is funny
=being in on an inside joke, or baiting someone, or """trolling""", etc etc, its when you are the one making the joke, or teasing someone, and smugly smiling back
and
are very similar, but are different enough that i dont think there is anything wrong with keeping both

ok that has to be autism
constant essay writing
so
=
?
- organizing an emote tier list
whats wrong with autism xalrider
..kinda?
pretty close, yeah


then why add
?
Cuz they can
i can say the nword, but then get muted smh
not at all what im doing
how small does your brain have to be that you see 3 full sentances at most and call it ""essay writing""
like go back to phonics and shit, ong
@steel bone oil up

proof me
rusty mf

nothing, i just know 1 guy with legit autism and he kinda was like that
so that's why i'm wondering if he has it too
hi twink @tidal trellis
He's bout to "guh"
not readin allat
1 autistic guy i knew was obsessed with trains and we just called him old, cus buying model trains is an old man hobby
nah
White car
hes gonna be like
WOAH
"dude im trying to eat"
I can feel my headache returning


we should execute anyone who uses 
sigma newbie
Thats an white car
Fr
That's annoying af
peanus eater
A Honda accord
iedy is gonna see that and not even mute this newbie ngl
So mute works in gamma discord?
Fuk you ❤️
then we should execute you
yes bobby is autistic
bobby didn't deserve what happened to him, at least from what little i know about the show
You really wanna kill lil ol meeee? Now? 
he is a criminal and has killed
you're right when comparing to others, but they all should've been in jail or dead anyway
Who is boobie?
i mean
fucking everybody in sopranos has, but someone like bobby dying, while fucking PAULIE lives??
boobies
ban this fuck for blasphemy
no d6?
HAHA
judas
yes, god has a furaffinity account
go take uncle holy water
ban this fuck for blasphemy too
hey, no swearing
Zenless zone zero
lost
why do i have to know 2 chronic gooner romanians bro
hey you hungry home invader!!!
get outta my refrigerator!!!🗣️ 📣 🔥
Ah
tf are you talking about
you know how gypsies reproduce like bunnies?
unfortunately
at least we have training its chill at work
game is dead tho so 
2 days of nothing
What the hell is even that
has anyone seen an attractive gypsy woman on the street
Original Vid: https://youtu.be/Z9j2q3SBK2Y
MF DOOM is very fun to draw

stalcraft is kill?
yes
liar
too much monetization and too little new content

live footage of seeing one
Are you regarded or something
nope
yes
fucking weirdos
@fading shuttle
Its funny gif
i don't think i have ever in my life used a slur against a person it applies to
a lot of them are
so ig im guaranteed not a gypsy.. thank god 🙏
P!lewd
no gypsy genes
why does she look so constipated
this doesn't even get a
react, its just sad
god bless
A plug too big
LOOOOK HOW MANY LOCKED HCEEEEEEEEEEEEST
@stone blade LOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
I HAVE 0 KEYS
well
i was 4 coins short off moms key at start 😭
gg xal u lost
time to start isac i guess
OH COME THE FUCK ON
Fight or no balls
guppy's tail is a trap
i physically cannot open the chests to start the room, retard
Stomp the retarded elf
you didn't show how many keys you have
try secret rooms?
had greed in it
ahahaha
i bombed into the shop
cause i didn't have any keys to get in
u so fucked

at least i had enough to get into the item room on that floor
I bet that you will get skeleton key in the next secret room
and i get a key and a sacred heart from a bomb chest

on first room of next floor
someone is going to blow up i swear to god
Might check it out then
mery crimbus
Currently pooping on company time 😎
i dont get it
Being a moderator doesn't pay you, go get a real job

congratulations on pooping and being employed
What I aspire to be
@tidal trellis twink

@fresh rose evo ga Costco vagon
Šta 
Moram ići do prodavnice ajde me ne maj weljko
Wtf
Go open it
good stuff
wait this was a prince of persia game?
oh god not the fucking killmonger from black panther haircut 😭
this games trailer also had rap in it dont worry
there's no way this isn't racist
@fading shuttle btw that assassins creed shadows game that had in it a black samurai that wasn't actually a samurai
also had like
hiphop beats
over oriental japanese music motiffs
classic
if black then you listen to hip hop
that can't be not racist
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The...
the strange thing is, i heard this game was actually pretty good
THIS
is how prince of persia looks like, not fucking killmonger headass with braids
fuck off
not every person with slightly brown skin is an african with braids
it's so stupid
like, the first proper good game released by ubi in years
ubisoft try not to associate black people to hip hop challenge impossible
i dont think you even play as the prince in this game, you are trying to save him
and they call me a racist
wait until you hear someone describe your english as "talking white"
Ubisoft is Vought in The Boys when A-Train was wearing those african colors
or starred in movies about "Da Hood"
@visual stirrup are you black
except for when I mispell "discussing" as "dicsussin"
russian and whiter than snow
classic
one day people will actually listen to what Martin Luther King said
what he say

kill ubisoft
o
he was talking some facts then
also that whole "judged by not color of their skin but content of their character" bullshit
but that's not the important part
that's why the CIA merked him
or whatever
woow
wdym by bullshit
elaborate
that it's not the important part
the kill ubisoft is what's up

Just realized that the video has the soft n word
okay
had to delete

S5, please don't ban
@inland jackal jedi govna 
don't ban, kill him
do you ever have a day where you aren't aggro

我要摧毁育碧游戏工作室。
Shut the fuck up am I talking to you
Mind your own circus
all pies 

Not even mad
so there's this youtube channel that talks about old school hiking and gear and stuff and he always use thumbnails made in AI
I love his thumbnails sometimes
Hi pookie
kill yourself

its for a good cause
okay, i approve
ze new world order is lost media
i want that outfit fr
Sigh

Gray jeans and a ripped sleeve shirt?
yeah, but also the sleeves
well too bad, you spent all your money on tactical clothing
i dont even have that much
Ppl said i spend money carelessly
They can cry while gaming on an integrated graphics instead of a 4070

i wish i could afford a 4070
i got stuck at the time where the Titan X 1050 Pascal was the best
and people even had two of those
@placid sail my biceps are growing stronger 💪
so is your debt
1080 ti is still a champ
See thats the thing, somehow living in Romania is better than Chile
So i have no such thing
He stole it all
woooow...
Oof sry delight

because of
idk
commies
Yes cause theres barely any good games out , all we get is trash
What u want me to play Outlaws?
I also play total war
there are million better games than tarkov, man
i was talked into buying for honor (life over)

hell, even war thunder > tarkov
never play for honor worst mistake i ever done made
Boring as hell just launch missile and die
I wanted to but nah
I saw the sweatness of that game
Ppl were rly tryharding
i only wanted to play it for the pirate hero (she has a gun)
and pirate i do play (i have a gun)
Furry?
not really he's like 65
Is there an age gap?
its not like the shit I'm playing is bad but theres definetly multiple other EXTREMELY autistic heros that need no skill
and he has a series about being a ''silver wolf''
i hate for honor players!!!!
hell yeah
so somehow that means about being
independent
and a survivor
and camping
and stuff
I thought this was about league
Miss fortune 
send pic
No that would be gae
Turbo jorkin
its still toxic and autustic
lil bro
#balkan #serbia #yugoslavia
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Zesty

Here is my sleepy cat
Why he look so mad
He looks so rarted 😭
maxwell
Supid idot
cool but pirate in for honor.... shoot 1 flintlock 50 times over the course of a match without reloading it once
based cat
Just like in real life
Race mode
just like in movies
damn this
Racist mode
reloads pistol in 3 seconds
meanwhile it takes 2 minutes for your average person to load a flintlock and they prob did it wrong and it blows up in their face
You can just grip up your cat
for honor is a fantasy game, dont judge it as a realistic one
fortinaity ou babagee?
because if it was realistic pirate would just have an instant win button for free in duels

twink hands
i got it for free several years ago
the cat is like
so what u gonna do ? you cant unscratch that wall now
shut the fuck up and go fix it
retard
i got it for like 6 euro but i didnt want to grind steel for pirate so i spent an extra 9 on her pack
i got friends to play it with because theyre the retards that made me buy it (i left the choice up to a coin flip)
He’s stupid and evil
nobushi is only good against people who arent good at the game, if they are you have to put in so much effort to win as nobushi
i know this, i played nobushi
i gotta kill you bro
i fight nobushi enough to know how to get past most of the autistic light spam
or the bleed whatever the fuck
and pirate is just uh
pirate goes.
pirate can do such a fuckin evil degree of spam
pirate got overnerfed on release, now they are just kinda bad
idk i find it fun
a fun character can be bad
so bad, because anything not in the meta is bad in a game as meta slave-y as for honor when you have to fight decent players
me when peacekeeper guardbreak spam and orochi dash attack spam (ez parry)
thats all pk has, dont judge them, their character hasnt been updated in years
tbf i have basically a worse equivalent of orochi dash attacks
but pirate can do a lot of bullshit so
also fuck peacekeeper anyway bro they dont deserve the update.....
pk desperately needs the update, they are nobushi but worse in every way, and nobushi isnt that good by themselves
pk and nobushi combo
complaining about either of them is like complaining about teemo in league, it just means you are bad
no but its funny to call you bad
i quit for honor because i had to fight good players while i was using characters that arent meta, which is pretty much a form of self flaggelation
fair enough
imagine being sentenced 1 minute to be in that vc
im still having fun with pirate apart from the moments when i play any 4v4 gamemode (instant 1v4 scenario)
me queing into another match with nuxia knowing the only way I can get a kill is with a gimick few people practice against
they all yell boo at once and you get FNAF jumpscared
my favorite characters were nobushi and kensei, the difference in effort i had to put in to win versus the effort the hitokiri or black prior had to put in was what made me break

I played kensei for a short while before hopping on pirate
hitokiri can just light spam and go retarded
thats all ive seen them do
kensei is the most balanced character in the game, which is a bad thing because the best characters are not balanced at all
black prior i havent fought enough to actually know any good ways to fuck them up
good hitos use that fuckin differential timed heavy with the hyper armor to win every fight
shugoki is evil and hyperarmorpilled...
warlord players just standing near a ledge in pairs at objectives
warlord fucks me up
warlord is good but playing him genuinely made me fall asleep
i got a homie that played warden until he got warmonger
and i beat his ass when he was warden
warmonger is just warden with more fluff, warden is better
but after he switched to warmonger he did me dirty
ig he had a dodge catch I didn't know how to fight though
oh you dodge spam?
when it works 
when it doesn't i switch to playing like a normal person
like orochi ig I can use as an example
i think orochi is the one with a dash dodgecatcher
so parryable though
Why does one look like a deformed midget
you did a stupid animation and drained all your stamina in like 3 seconds
old shinobi was funny, new shinobi players make me want to reach through the screen
fun but broken
I now you do 50 feints ot land 1 kick
and they never see it coming
Shinobi is the perfect character for crack addicts
always go fast, feint 50 times, backflips and kicks
you sure that isnt orochi?
orochi is for crack addicts who are also 12 year old bullies
hi hamantha
good wbu
I want to play for honor
is it worth it playing the funny sword game considering its 3 dollars right now
no
i was lucky and managed to quit after only 550 hours
the only good thing that came out of for honor are the different weapon animation mods for skyrim that just steal movesets from for honor
no
lawbringer is doodoo dookie shit from what ive seen
Mate didnt know you streamed
you stole this from me fucker
Alo Ivan
no honor among thieves bulgaro-romanians
@broken topaz @ruby minnow
real shit
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серб спок
ruska kerina
gta online
Holy fuck fatass
Least it's nice out
i miss hearing the woodpeckers here
bro is the woods keeper
how do u know that
you know i saw a lot of horror movies start with the lonely guy in the woods away from any help
@naive bison
In the burbs
17 hidden cameras
break him neck
keep an eye on the cat then, im going out for the week
He likes it
whats his name

my cat now
i steal
heres my child
nuh uh
☝️
nuh-uh
hell yeah
i want the bear
I have to drive this morning there was like 12 different old people all walking when it was 45 outside
hi shine
hii
shoot guns in the woods at night so they arent as confident
Wanted to shoot that woodpecker
well its old people, theyre more afraid of ghosts or some shit
das a huge forhead
Real
I have been making more and more old man noises it's becoming concerning
could it be you becoming old?
I am aging rapidly
KFC
and here's the thinker
have you seen the big booty rat
hes a handsome boye
#🎪bruh-fart message @weak jackal
He’s evil
Amen
wtf how
plastic surgery 
Probably has two botfly parasites on its ass
thousands of pounds, crushing the ground where he roams
Car
lift that cat up by his armpits and shake vigorously
need a wife like that
i mean what
@eager igloo 
His cute paws
Did you wash your ass
yessir
i can't read it so its not political
get in line
Real
it looks like trump has a cig in his teeth lmao
look
chuffin back a fat dart
He truly is a fast food worker
Real asf
Every chef, line cook, or burger flipper i knew worked high
Or atleast took frequent smoke breaks
guys does anyone remember when mcdonalds actually served new items
and not a taco bell tactic of just shuffling the exact same food around
Woah dude how did you learn to cook so well
The 19yo line cook, coughing his lungs out:
They still roll out new stuff here sometimes
i remember mcdonalds served a panini i sadly missed out on
Also mcrib permanent menu item here
I think the peak of McDonald's is the McRösti
Melted cheese and crispy ham on top of the bun
Hashbrown inside the burger
Special sauce
Bacon strips too i think
there was a roman burger
I fucking love bbws
it was dogshit, it's like i bit into lawn clippings
it wasn't good at all
like eating grass
Lol
Did they ever have those signature higher quality burgers where you live ?
Expensive as shit
Big girls need some love to
Not worth it
BBW is an oxymoron cause i've never seen a woman who's beatiful and fat 
I have
My mom is actually 5'2 and like 50 kg
the size and weight of the pile of cheeseburgers she ate today

don't be so harsh on yourself xalrider
heehee
Cant believe my girlfriend lost weight, it's like she doesnt even love me
Execution
death
attention brainfart
are we banning all horny posters?
come on old man

im waiting
Yeah I’d like that

You need to marry one then
Don't need to marry shit
true
yo mom ain't here so no
Middle eastern? Fat bitches?
yeah idk what he's on
yes
There ain’t a hijab built for them
not where I'm from
Or a burka
i've seen my fair share of saudi fat bitches
Hmmm
No you haven’t
Ive seen some fat hijab wearers
lol
do you mean hijab as in the modern version or the full one ?
there ain't much middle ground
Same
for both men n women
the hijab cheat strat
to hide the flabs
Its all the Döner Kebab fr
Full
playing bf5 for 2 hours then popping in brainfart
makes me want to go to war than be here
brother you contribute to this plague like everyone else


sacred heart please



