🎪bruh-fart

[primal rapids]

Fun canonical fact about Khajiit. Depending on the phases of the moon, a Khajiit can be born as anything from a fully sapient housecat to a tiger the size of a building

[placid sail]

fun fact, there are different khajit subspecies that are birthed if my memory serves me right, according to the moons' location in the skies, and there are some that are effectively cat or tiger-sized and not humanoid, and some are not even sentient

[low atlas]

Holy shit

Ahahhaha

did you guys read the same article just now or what?

[visual stirrup]

Google really needs to switch this shit off

Fucking bad idea

actually suggested adding glue to a recipe

[placid sail]

well now I feel silly

[low atlas]

You posted it in the same second dw

[placid sail]

I call dibs on being the alt

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: bzard

[placid sail]

oh no

not the blizzard!

[primal rapids]

Another fun Khajiit fact, the housecat-sized/shaped ones often become mages and/or spies. Imagine a normal-looking housecat suddenly blasting you with a fireball.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sneakyvi-salem-gif-23205906

[static delta]

https://tenor.com/view/spaceballs-outoforder-gif-21890883

[low atlas]

why was that NEVER shown

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: gyr11k

[placid sail]

because bethesda is creatively bankrupt for a good while

[sage otter]

licks asshole
fire rune

[visual stirrup]

not any better

"gluck"

[low atlas]

gyr11k sound like garrick

Which is a real name

[sage otter]

it sounds like gaerick

[low atlas]

depends on which one took over the most, it's gaerick if busy overtook gyrard

[placid sail]

insane cocaine-induced kirkblade-style morrowind-era lore with vivek birthing shit from his dick and any divine fuckery being on mind-bending level doesn't sell

[low atlas]

otherwise garrick

[placid sail]

simpler game of thrones rpgs do

or at least that's what they think

god I would kill for a good rpg with some decent surreal fuckery

[low atlas]

Same

My brother might do a dnd campaign based off of old tes lore

[primal rapids]

Fun Elder Scrolls fact: A character can realize they are a figment of a blind idiot god’s imagination. This has one of two results. The first and more likely is they are deleted from existence so thoroughly they may as well have never existed. The second is that they affirm their existence within the dream and gain phenomenal cosmic power, ranging from stopping a meteor in time to deleting a fuckload of trees from a continent.

[placid sail]

CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM

that's the shit we wanna see

and it wasn't just deleting trees

[low atlas]

I remember my childhood obsession with chim

[placid sail]

cyrodiil had more or less jungle climate, too

mf really just turned on godmode and completely changed the biome

[low atlas]

I'm curious actually

[visual stirrup]

The best fan theory i've heard
A dwemer made this realization and they all disappeared due to their collective consciousness

[low atlas]

what stops vivec from just fuckin everyone over and solving all the shit in Morrowind

[placid sail]

collective consciousness? eh?

[placid sail]

that wouldn't be funny

[low atlas]

True..

i was thinking maybe dagoth has some knowledge of chim himself

[placid sail]

also pretty sure you get mildly indifferent to the dream when you realize it is

[primal rapids]

Another fun Elder Scrolls fact: All endings of Elder Scrolls Daggerfall are canon. At the same time. This has resulted in many horrible things including giving Akatosh the mother of all headaches and siccing a bunch of female dragons called Jills on the issue to mixed results.

[placid sail]

the dragon break

that was honestly one of the most devious of the licks early bethesda has produced

"so what ending is canon?"

"yes"

man.

reminiscing about ye olde lore makes me even sadder about the current state of affairs

[visual stirrup]

The Calling
Can't find much info on it
Probably a bit much to call it a "Collective Consciousness"
There's also the idea that the Numidium fulfilled the same function in their disappearance

[primal rapids]

I have zero faith in TES6 being good or at all faithful to the lore

[low atlas]

i mean

it stopped being relevant since 5

[visual stirrup]

Dragon Breaks make as much sense as KING KRIMSON NO NORYOKU

[primal rapids]

I mean, even TES4 had a bunch of questionable or plain wrong things

[low atlas]

yeah, i was about to say

[visual stirrup]

but we're talking about the dreams of a god, so it's fine

[primal rapids]

Like Mannimarco. You are straight up not fighting Mannimarco. You are certainly not winning against Mannimarco. You are absolutely not killing Mannimarco.

[placid sail]

oblivion was goofy ahhh, but in a good way

mostly

[placid sail]

my headcanon is that yellow funny elf was just some imposter

while the actualy Mannimarco was making a necromantic sandwich somewhere

[low atlas]

mannimarco looked so goofy in oblivion

[placid sail]

or maybe was just watching from somewhere else and going "lol, lmao"

[glad carbon]

hiiii @low atlas

[low atlas]

halo

[placid sail]

everyone looked goofy in oblivion

https://tenor.com/view/oblivion-indeed-oblivion-indeed-gif-27376941

[low atlas]

you'd expect a character that significant would have his own model

but hes just an altmer so ig

[glad carbon]

[low atlas]

just slap him on an altmer race

[primal rapids]

Fun Oblivion fact: the facegen that they used for basically everyone was originally made for background characters seen at a distance

[low atlas]

isnt he also kinda chill as fuck in daggerfall?

[placid sail]

the only character that looked well and was all in all great, the best thing that oblivion has produced

[primal rapids]

They were just lazy and used it for everyone

[placid sail]

my homeboy Sheogorath ❤️

[low atlas]

its spacezoro

[placid sail]

okay now that you zoomed in that hard

I am reconsidering my stance

[low atlas]

the smile is deepfaked

which makes it weirder

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/ShitpostGate/status/1848853134824911103

[low atlas]

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/902108710392577035/BE54677FFA191321A944C14719F174F3D39775EA/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true

he didnt look so bad

[summer flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807289763358965771/1295378897994649660/GZvyWt3WwAUcJSI.png?ex=6718fb1c&is=6717a99c&hm=c2dc215d1f80bb891bf7d56cb5e8876a9f0372943feeb34d79201ba370e03582&

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sheogorath-dance-dancing-skyrim-oblivion-gif-7325425168504579634

the vibe was supreme though

skyrim Sheogorath is a fucking ass clown in comparison, in a bad way

[low atlas]

yea

hes chill as hell in daggerfall

he just looks like a bicurious librarian in daggerfall tho

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/6/6a/Sheogorath_-_Dream_Bridge_(Daggerfall).png/revision/latest?cb=20200218044058

[primal rapids]

I love Young Scrolls for making Sheogorath’s rap album

[placid sail]

teleporting your ass in the stratosphere and making you splat in case of trying to assault him was funny as fuck too

he was great

and his "please fucking kill me" butler was funny too

[tidal trellis]

He chill like that

[low atlas]

actually im curious

are the TES games actually in order?

usually there arent many references to other games

[glad carbon]

hiiii goober silly

[high wing]

hi

[glad carbon]

i think so

[low atlas]

but i think in skyrim there was Jiub and i think someone mentioned a 'warrior from morrowind'

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1043642275554664508/1079594900514947183/the_scribbly_screeber.gif

[low atlas]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1074453271768469564/1193918781202911372/friend.gif?ex=65ae7683&is=659c0183&hm=dcb4f5bdef83b1dc3d08fa12105f485be54701dd7b3fbda919f384efd5b89b80&

[placid sail]

they are

[glad carbon]

@placid sail

[placid sail]

skyrim happens after boblivion, boblivion happens after morrowind

[primal rapids]

Sheogorath in Skyrim makes some references to Oblivion but whether it’s because he’s the Hero of Kvatch mantling Sheogorath or just Sheogorath being a wallbreaking silly little man is anyone’s guess.

[placid sail]

probably hero of kvatch

[glad carbon]

gup

[low atlas]

gup

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/gup-cat-gup-cat-bath-gup-cat-water-gup-cat-gif-6181423604436873227

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-gif-27710807

"how would you respond to a coworker that is aggravated and has just insulted you personally?"
"monolit"

all went well, i left a good impression

thx for the encouragement every1 ❤️

[low atlas]

what you applying for?

[atomic crane]

IT basically

actual hands-on technician work though, not ticket monkey

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231322948732846162/1298384976051441767/FB_IMG_1729620439991.jpg?ex=67195ebd&is=67180d3d&hm=2b706ec8a3ba8588cf672bc78158072c0c8a02afa1e51708d6c9c0983ac78525&

i was looking fly as hell today man. i had the chet cadieux fit on. khakis and polo, a pair of oxfords

[low atlas]

did you have the belly

important power move

[minor cypress]

"Reassign all my tickets to him, place them on hold, and delete all the notification emails from his inbox without telling him for weeks."

[visual stirrup]

"I would just mog him"

[minor cypress]

Or use gpo to randomly restart his PC every day silently during a scheduled daily meeting

[visual stirrup]

RIP this airman's hand
I once touched the metallic gas tank on a lawn mower that had been running for a few hours. It immediately turned the skin on my finger into glass.
Can't imagine touching one of these

Hopefully, that's just oil after he touched it while cold

[deep topaz]

hopefully

[visual stirrup]

how's the airman supposed to beat his dick with a burnt right hand?

[glad carbon]

it is

[fleet silo]

His battle buddy will take care of him

[glad carbon]

thered be more left on if it was hot

not just oil

[visual stirrup]

we don't know how much it could've been cleaned since then

I don't know about human skin, but oil can be very hard to clean out of metal

Not that I know much about this subject

[glad carbon]

yeah

its like that one VP who touched some aerospace thingy that said "do not touch on it"

because the oil from ur hand fucks with the metal and can corrode it

[final cedar]

touching white hot stuff ain't as bad as it sounds, skin steams out and creates a gas bubble preventing you from sticking and getting 3rd degree burns right away

[visual stirrup]

Imagine if they lift the fingerprints from the engine and the mechanic who did it gets disciplined

[glad carbon]

might be able to

if he didnt press his hand too hard

[visual stirrup]

leidenfrost effect. Only works when one of the objects is a fluid.
It wouldn't have saved him if he accidently leaned on it with that hand.

If it was white hot, there's no way a mechanic could even stand near it or accidently touch it
Probably took hours to cool down. It would still be hot enough to injure for that entire time.

Anyway

probably just oil from touching it while cool

actually, I bet the oil would have just boiled away immediately if he touched it while hot

It couldn't stain the metal then

i don't fucking know, man

I just fixed Bradleys

[final cedar]

just saying touch burns sound worse than they are

[final cedar]

probably what caused the discoloration on startup

[visual stirrup]

Well, I was fucking miserable for like two days when i touched that hot gas tank on that lawn mower

I am really sensitive when it comes to injuries on my hands

[final cedar]

only psychopaths aren't

mom picking up searing hot cast iron pan without towel

cooks are insane

[visual stirrup]

Is that a meme in german culture?

[final cedar]

idk

not german but I think in general cooks end up with a completely warped sense of heat

[minor cypress]

True. I had a molten brownie drop straight on my hand straight out the oven, would not reccomend.

[sinful hollow]

I worked in a kitchen for a while, can confirm cooks get super desensitized to heat

[minor cypress]

Never trust shitty foil pans

[glad carbon]

dishwashers even more

[sinful hollow]

It still hurts but you learn to tolerate it for a couple seconds longer at a time to work faster

I started that job as a dishwasher and putting silverware away straight out of the washer was miserable

[visual stirrup]

Can't imagine washing dishes all day
my hands dry out if I spend more than an hour doing it
and I hate wearing gloves for anything but large dishes

[minor cypress]

Mmm, that pure somewhat bleach smell of fresh washed dishes out the machine

[sinful hollow]

yeah we all had this beeswax lotion to put on before a shift to protect hands

I got one of the dishwasher chemicals splashed in my eye one time, had to go to the hospital. Fun times.

[minor cypress]

[sinful hollow]

My eye was fine but only because I got treatment asap

[minor cypress]

Smart. Same thing with working with the grill degreaser

Black magic but wouldn't touch it ever

https://open.spotify.com/track/4airwWYrPxsscRaicLGqTO?si=QMIOdLufSwK3BOINWH-7lQ

[sinful hollow]

I remember plenty of times cooks would drop something in my sink and say "sorry dude this one's gonna suck" and it'd be super dry burned-on stuff that got forgotten in an oven or something

[minor cypress]

Bro who the hell started putting Dantes clips in songs

[sinful hollow]

A few months ago I found a song that sampled dialog from Sonic 06

Such a curveball

[glad carbon]

baked on tomato stuff sucks

[sinful hollow]

I remember one guy gave me a tub of thick black sludge and I asked him what the hell it was and he just said "garlic cement" and I didn't question it

I swear 90% of that kitchen staff had ADHD the amount of times shit got left on heat and forgotten

[civic panther]

this was on avg diff

we got 6 more warriors and a revener after this btw

[final cedar]

molten brownie can be replaced with molten lava and the outcome would be the same

[civic panther]

holy cripes fighting the hive tyrant while dodge is bugged feels FUCKING AWFUL

[glad carbon]

i know

[primal rapids]

I’ve stopped playing SM2 until they unfuck the AI director and remove or drastically expanded the tether

[glad carbon]

real

[primal rapids]

I already got the scarred helmet and power sword so there’s really nothing to gain from me suffering that shit anyway

[civic panther]

im just ginding the powerfist on lower level stuff a bit
i personally could not give 2 fucks about armor tethering, because its only on lethal, and i do not give 2 fucks about lethal
they just gotta fix dodge, rollback the armor nerfs on substantial and ruthless, and im good

i loved being called schizo and people thinking that i was making shit up about the dodge and movement feeling off, only for saber themselves to come out and say that it was, in fact, bugged

[primal rapids]

You forgot fixing the AI director so it doesn’t spawn EIGHT FUCKING ZOANTHROPES

[visual stirrup]

What about Daemonthropes?

Can't wait for All Guardsmen Party to update

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/411070507140644864/1296553116321452106/20241017151730_1.jpg?ex=67194c2f&is=6717faaf&hm=e8822b5f889f141cf5af820193e3617f3e6849126d98a4cae3974e0c462bd276&

[civic panther]

oh yeah
yeah that to, fucking ai director spawning the same amount and types of enemies on minimal is its supposed to on ruthless

[primal rapids]

John Ravenguard has seen some shit

[visual stirrup]

I've been waiting for this almost as hard as i've been waiting for Anderson's Witcher 3 video

https://tenor.com/view/cartman-cmon-cmon-cmon-cartman-cmon-south-park-gif-16343913

[glad carbon]

8 on the LOWEST DIFF

[visual stirrup]

You know what? Fuck you.
(Turns your Zoanthrope into a Daemonhost)

[civic panther]

oh yeah, also
@primal rapids did you know, you can turn screen shake COMPLETELY off? and it makes recoil so much less noticeable to the point of not existing?

[primal rapids]

Never forget the time that a Neurothrope ate an Eldar Craftworld’s entire fucking Infinity Circuit.

[civic panther]

i think thats on lethal
still, im getting 8 warriors (2 ranged, rest melee) plus a ravener on fucking average

[primal rapids]

That thing’s still out there doing who knows what.

[civic panther]

probably predicting "muh end of days!!!" but not telling anyone about it so they don't get help

[deep topaz]

turn screen shake off and it makes heavy playable without giving you motion sickness

[glad carbon]

hiii @deep topaz

[primal rapids]

Looks a little barren. I’d add a plastic lawn chair in there

[potent hamlet]

i need a chewlary

[deep topaz]

heyo

[glad carbon]

nice freak corner

[prime zenith]

goon corner

[glad carbon]

lets goon

[atomic crane]

u got games on ur DS?

[glad carbon]

can we play that for reals vro

can i move first

[atomic crane]

i'm white

i'm white 100%

[glad carbon]

freaks gambit

[atomic crane]

the Koko Defense

[glad carbon]

gonna grab that rook

[atomic crane]

grab my

my... gah... gyat..

[glad carbon]

ouhhh so sleep

y

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1281671714425802973/this_is_glorpshit_caption.gif

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789568520866234368/1028409235161227404/togif.gif

[ocean shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/vladislava-galagan-girls-with-muscle-gif-3249107891615706303

[visual stirrup]

got to hold hands with a muscly girl
no matter what happens, I will count that as a win

[ocean shoal]

From outside tou gonna end looking like a twinkie

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-banana-bat-gif-24680277

[prime zenith]

every single red dead lobby

hackers

[potent hamlet]

now that i think about it, i always had problems with partners because they didnt play games

i remember when one of them thought i had some kind of gaming partner that i cheated her with?

based on some dumb tiktok

[visual stirrup]

I play video games
Say, are you into weird bald guys?

[potent hamlet]

Heisenberg?

[visual stirrup]

lol

The hair stylist on Breaking Bad on the hardest day of work:

https://tenor.com/view/sherman-tweeted-gif-20150652

That show single handedly raised the dignity of the shaved head

I tip my hat to you

(very quickly, as I don't want to expose my bald head for any longer than necessary)

[potent hamlet]

so remember

bitches come and go

but videogames are forever

[prime zenith]

u die one day so they are not forever

what if the earth explodes silly

boom

🐟

[glad carbon]

thats me

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/july-4th-july4th-breaking-bad-fireworks-gif-22222845

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/593009476991320064/1200388244169297960/gif_2.gif

[prime zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1294279980712202270/caption-14.gif

[storm stream]

Do guys in Chile not play video games? Or it's too difficult to find those that do

[glad carbon]

stinky

[narrow sorrel]

The youtube algorithmhole has taken me to unnatural places

do I shitpost in sralnya?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14fQenhzkU

[narrow sorrel]

Damn, that's good

I should

[visual stirrup]

The algorithm keeps recommending me conservative pundits
Just because I like guns and have like three conservative opinions at most

it doesn't work

[unreal gull]

watching gun youtuber
they put a big LETS GO BRANDON shirt ad on the corner of the video
I audibly groan

[glad carbon]

REAL

oh boy i sure hope this guy doesnt have some retarded political take randomly in their video

"this video is sponsored by SDI, waste your GI Bill on "gunsmithing" that is literally just youtube videos that you can watch for free"

[visual stirrup]

Hit video options
"Don't recommend channel"
Ian, Hopofheli, and the guntubers who don't do stupid gimmick shit for mouthbreathers DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT POLITICS

[unreal gull]

that's the shitty part, I usually like the videos until they start mouthing off about political bullshit

[glad carbon]

fr though that place is a scam

[unreal gull]

IraqVeteran8888 went full innawoods prepper at one point, but the gun content was good so I was conflicted

[visual stirrup]

dead chat

https://tenor.com/view/computer-outage-gif-25616151

[dapper lark]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/940018519586787428/1050243255306031104/caption_1.gif

[unreal gull]

it must be that time

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-sad-nostalgia-gif-17540086145397943374

[naive bison]

@tidal trellis dinner

[high wing]

ok ethan

[minor cypress]

i don't mind a little bit of shitposting but guntuber politics is annoying as fuck.

[pale ingot]

twink supplies

[minor cypress]

At least gun jesus/ian still hasn't gone off the deep end

[naive bison]

who do you watch

[unreal gull]

that example specifically? Military Arms Channel comes to mind

[naive bison]

eat ze bugs NOW

[naive bison]

no clue who that is

[minor cypress]

Just strange guns, history lessons and engineering breakdowns

[unreal gull]

that's fine

[naive bison]

the trio is demolition ranch, forgotten weapons and brandon herrera

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6q8G4rLdBco

[pale ingot]

you will eat ze bugs and drink ze soy....

[naive bison]

and none of their content is political

maybe brandon? and i've only seen it on the videos where a gun law happened

[glad carbon]

yooo hes back to egyptian catto

[glad carbon]

brandon is literally running for a political office

hes the most political of any guntuber ive seen

[naive bison]

so? i'm talking about gun videos

[idle veldt]

I watch inrange sometimes

[naive bison]

when he's doing an MK47 review

the standard is "political while doing non-political content" like guns

not "has political opinions at all"

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1242228773957533807/1293044085984071720/a_litl_trollin.mp4?ex=6719b725&is=671865a5&hm=7838339b41ec76e0c34274808cca69a5638c04fed7e9dfa802bf0ff28131967e&

[minor cypress]

Brandon is a solid balance. I just need to find someone to fill paul's void

[naive bison]

i'm 100% sure Ian from forgottenweapons has political opinions
Have i ever heard them in a video?

hell no

[minor cypress]

Dude was all about testing and analyzing. No fluff, just unadulterated autistic focus

[naive bison]

hickock 45

he just old and he shoot

[high wing]

ye

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-its-mid-true-morgan-freeman-gif-8763446312529432376

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-harrell-gun-bed-gif-15748882736169433258

[shell venture]

good mornin

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-harrell-kick-soda-gif-2659175263223215252

me when i am doing a gun video but tiny gnomes have come from the woods to uphold the ancient bargain

[glad carbon]

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-man-van-talking-kaan-ozdil-leaving-van-gif-18360989

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-monolit-gif-2230862900583137861

[high wing]

the ancient tree ceasefire has been broken

i would love to meet someone that believes tiny gnomes are real

[nimble thorn]

@glad carbon I demand your silliest cat gifs

may I have some

[high wing]

5 bucks

frotas silly cat gifs aint free

[nimble thorn]

Hmm

Yall accept monopoly money?

[high wing]

yes

[nimble thorn]

but im too broke to even spend that

[glad carbon]

5 backshots*

[high wing]

wtf

[nimble thorn]

Oh

gladly

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-gif-16653606838521083623

[nimble thorn]

bendover

[high wing]

O_O

[pale ingot]

who the fuck is ben dover

[nimble thorn]

brother of john sex

[pale ingot]

awesome

[nimble thorn]

ikr!

[high wing]

what if we kissed right outside of the cnpp building

[unreal gull]

freakin in Outskirts by the moonlight

sheeeeit

[nimble thorn]

what if we kissed next to the elephants foot

[minor cypress]

♻️

[glad carbon]

^w^

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-you-should-have-died-at-birth-invincible-gif-282840018936904444

[glad carbon]

hi vro

[shell venture]

alo

[high wing]

someone is desperate for affection

[shell venture]

no

[high wing]

ill hold your hand you stupid fucking bitch

[shell venture]

🤝

[high wing]

🤝

[low atlas]

so nmirh2 came out

[shell venture]

tf is nmirh

[low atlas]

People bitching about bugs, hopefully only that

[high wing]

no more room in hell 2

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1291123519207506051/Z5by5vW.mp4?ex=671951fa&is=6718007a&hm=e769b14d4f03ba22fb40b44168eaa7d87c8c94a54c4b079e466e80eea617a496&

[low atlas]

no more room in hell

[shell venture]

oh no more room in hell

[high wing]

so thats what ppl are being pissy about

[shell venture]

i heard that it's missing some core features

[low atlas]

unbaked some say

Some say it's too buggy to enjoy

[shell venture]

bb b but it's early acces so it's fine

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/realradec/status/1848715191183200608

still hate sony for this

YOU LITERALLY HAVE GAMES SONY

FUCKING USE THEM YOU STUPID RETARDS

[low atlas]

tbh any game that comes out nowadays is expected to be dog

[high wing]

MAKE PORTS MAKE REMAKES OR REMASTERS OR MAKE NEW STORIES

AAAAAAAAAAA

[low atlas]

You can be upset, but it's the truth

[shell venture]

more horizon boring down for you

[high wing]

im tired of horizon

the first one was fine

[low atlas]

Bloodborne untouched, kill zone untouched

[high wing]

the second one was boring

[shell venture]

idk why they keep pushing that shit

it's so mid

[high wing]

resistance

it is

alloy has become unlikeable

[low atlas]

Fuck don't talk about resistance ill cry

[glad carbon]

you, untouched

[high wing]

shes so fucking autistic

[high wing]

thats not nice

[low atlas]

overworked and under fucked

that's me

[glad carbon]

you, will be touched

[high wing]

oh 🙂

[shell venture]

[high wing]

wait

so wasnt no more room in hell a buggy mess

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/killablades-cat-gif-20293604

[high wing]

it was like in beta when it first came out no?

[low atlas]

The second one?

[high wing]

i remember playing it, it was so boring

no the first one

[low atlas]

oh the first

[high wing]

yeah

[low atlas]

It's a source mod lol

[high wing]

i remember there was like really nothing t odo

[low atlas]

It's just missions or survival

Now they made it open world survival so

Ppl were expecting a twist

[minor cypress]

Im still begging any company to revive republic commando and the mercenaries series

[shell venture]

imagine

more commando rts games

[low atlas]

imagine any good rts games in this decade

[high wing]

is republic commando considered an rts?

isnt it first person

[minor cypress]

If the damn army men series can get a reboot, they can

[shell venture]

not that one

[high wing]

oh

[shell venture]

commandos

the rts

[high wing]

never cared for rts games ngl

[minor cypress]

Old star wars rts were pretty cool

[shell venture]

i played that one as a kid

didn't know what to do

but i had so much fun

[low atlas]

past 20 years you had like 4 choices

[shell venture]

[minor cypress]

Also, i need to channel your autism to find an old rts game i used to play

[low atlas]

Of rts

[minor cypress]

Medieval fantasy setting. Gameplay was a mix of civ but the battles were like chess. Had knights, skeleton general bro and some demoness baddie as characters

[shell venture]

i still remember replaying the commandos tutorial mission over and over

[minor cypress]

Well, more like stratego

[shell venture]

wc3

[low atlas]

heroes of might and magic?

[minor cypress]

Yep, thats the one

Holy shit that was quick lmao. Its been haunting me for years

[low atlas]

gotchu lmfao

My brother played it yesterday so it seemed familiar

[toxic sundial]

Dropped a Glock mag in DayZ because how often do you find a glock

Found a Glock 20 minutes later

Smh

[minor cypress]

I spent so much time on that series and Command and conquer

Its a shame they turned the series into mobile game slop

[low atlas]

Yeah, but I hear the old games hold up still

[shell venture]

i only played the fps one

well the fp there's no guns

[high wing]

i got a glock in my rari

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/strangle-bingus-flops-gif-21069862

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/gloc-gif-107787222178751427

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4PpNafe0UM

https://tenor.com/view/tupac-tupac-shakur-american-rapper-dancing-dance-moves-gif-16554152

[unreal gull]

that shit go hard but I want a version with just Chris

[shell venture]

i got the soda

[high wing]

i got thatttt soddaaaaa

[minor cypress]

what do you mean that song is almost 10 years old

[high wing]

https://x.com/Rakoongrey/status/1848894194728817053

R🅰️Koon G. (@Rakoongrey) on X

Good ending :)

Twitter · Oct 23, 2024, 1:08 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CONfQ4RLRd8

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-dance-fortnite-gg-dance-dance-moves-gif-23685837

[river zealot]

@pastel quartz

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

@tidal trellis

[lucid oasis]

very yummy

[naive bison]

I was gonna say good morning but nvm

[steel bone]

[naive bison]

Warcraft 3

[eager igloo]

[inland jackal]

[glad carbon]

gn vro

[eager igloo]

Go back to sleep dickhead

[glad carbon]

you too :3

[inland jackal]

No, its 7

[steel bone]

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-cute-gif-18081789

[inland jackal]

You too

@steel bone

[steel bone]

@inland jackal

[visual stirrup]

Fun fact:
any iron item can repel fey creatures
but lead bullets can work in a pinch

One time when I was on a training exercise, a fucking desert fairy snuck up on me while I was taking a shit

Thankfully, I remembered that the e-tool I used to bury the shit was made of iron

[toxic sundial]

rip

[visual stirrup]

Whacked the fairy across the face

[visual stirrup]

there's now a fairy somewhere at Fort Irwin that remembers being whacked with an e-toll covered in shit

[naive bison]

I remember this put its Dagoth ur being racist

[naive bison]

CAPYBARA PLÜSCHTIER

[inland jackal]

What about shipping thats where they get you

[naive bison]

I don’t care look at the capybara

[glad carbon]

hi cori

[broken topaz]

Good morning

[quartz ridge]

round house kick a knife ear

[glad carbon]

[broken topaz]

Really shoulda stopped yapping last night

And gone to bed earlier

[naive bison]

Apparently trump on Joe Rogan on 25th

Please I need the slop

The yapping levels will be off the charts

It’s gonna be so fucking unhinged

Kamala right after, I’m begging

@glad carbon

[river zealot]

Gn stinky

[eager igloo]

You mean a wasserschwein

[glad carbon]

yeah

stupid lil german goon

[naive bison]

Nooooo

“She’s eaten the glass ceiling” is so funny idk why

Russia funded fat sucker

[glad carbon]

(tim pool)

[naive bison]

It’s so fucking unhinged

Who made this

[glad carbon]

dude ikeep getting his youtube ads

i hate him

[naive bison]

Actual scribblings of the mentally ill

[glad carbon]

bald mf hiding it in a beanie

[naive bison]

I don’t get ads

Cause I can’t watch YouTube

[glad carbon]

@naive bison have you seen those photos of tim pool at like a gala or something, dudes in a suit and then has his stupid beanie on

[naive bison]

“No I’m not bald what are you talking about”

[glad carbon]

:copium: guys im not bald i have a full head of hair under this hat

[naive bison]

[glad carbon]

oughhh im dying

[naive bison]

Just do hair plugs or whatever

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-pool-beanie-pull-gif-24566697

[naive bison]

You’re loaded

[glad carbon]

i drank water too fast and the hiccups r killing me

[shell venture]

is that tim pool ?

[naive bison]

Someone gonna say “you’re bald under that beanie”

[glad carbon]

yeah he literally got handouts from putin, surely he can afford a toupee

[naive bison]

And you pull it off and it’s a small crisp fade

“No what are you talking about I’m fucking styling”

Boss move

[glad carbon]

tim pool meeting dr nefario

[shell venture]

GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

YOU FUCKING MONGLOID

[glad carbon]

mind you this is the MIDDLE OF SUMMER IN MIAMI

dude is melting his scalp off just to hide his shiny head

[naive bison]

No tie

[glad carbon]

his beanie doubles as a tie

[naive bison]

This suit was bought the day before

[shell venture]

average millenial

[toxic sundial]

Never forget he was bought by the russians

[naive bison]

He’s like 40

[glad carbon]

dude the funniest shit is seeing pictures of him edited bald

[shell venture]

still a millenial no ?

[naive bison]

Isn’t he being investigated by the fbi

[naive bison]

Or was?

[toxic sundial]

Actively under indictment yes

[naive bison]

That’s fake

[glad carbon]

no he was

[naive bison]

There’s no way

[naive bison]

Well what happened

[glad carbon]

yeah

[shell venture]

who is this guy

tldr ?

[glad carbon]

his head is too stubby for it to be real

[naive bison]

Okay

YOU ARE FAKE NEws

🫵

[naive bison]

Politics guy YouTube slop

[glad carbon]

he just claimed "i didnt know it was russia's money"

[shell venture]

i thank god everyday for not making me intrested in politics

[glad carbon]

dude its even worse wtf

hes trying to go for symapthy points

[naive bison]

So? If he was investigated what did the fbi say

[glad carbon]

"im the victim here"

[naive bison]

Idc what he said

[glad carbon]

its still ongoing i think

[naive bison]

Ok

[glad carbon]

they shut down a couple websites as of now but like

idk if they're gonna charge these idiots

[visual stirrup]

the "do your own research" crowd when the money that got them to parrot Russian talking points turned out to be Russian money

[glad carbon]

if they're all paid the same, dude made like 500k easy just off a month's work

[toxic sundial]

He worked for Tenet Media, a Tennessee based media company that is under indictment for receiving ~10 million from two Moscow representatives, Kostiantyn Kalashnikov and Elena Afanasyeva

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[naive bison]

Yeah I sorta know about that whole thing but I kinda don’t care until the fbi finishes the investigation

[glad carbon]

"How am I unwittingly duped into saying someone else's words when I wrote every one of them?"

[naive bison]

Cause that’s basically the deciding factor

[toxic sundial]

True and based

Well see how the court goes

[naive bison]

That’s when all the info comes out

[glad carbon]

99% chance timmy gets off with a slap on the wrist

[toxic sundial]

(burn in hell)

[naive bison]

In Biden admin fbi?

I doubt that

[glad carbon]

true, they aren't paid off by russia yet

[toxic sundial]

It's not the FBI in this, it's the doj

Btw

[naive bison]

Same shit idc

American three letter agency

[toxic sundial]

Yes and no

[naive bison]

You cunts love your three letter acronyms

[toxic sundial]

[glad carbon]

we do

[naive bison]

They are paid off by the Jews

That’s a joke by the way

Before I get banned

[high wing]

@ mods

[glad carbon]

remember like 20% of americans are illiterate, gotta keep the acronyms small

[naive bison]

Someone in a diff server was trying to tell me Goy isn’t a slur

[naive bison]

That’s hella lower than my expectations

[toxic sundial]

I'm pretty sure it isnt

[glad carbon]

@high wing

[glad carbon]

same

[naive bison]

How is it not

[river zealot]

I dont even know man

[toxic sundial]

Isn't it just the Hebrew word for non Jewish / gentile

[naive bison]

It’s absolutely can and is being used as a deragotory term for people who aren’t Jews

[naive bison]

Fries in the bag artyom

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-trump-fries-mcdonalds-trump-cooking-fries-gif-9680657924485195459

[glad carbon]

oh no its way higher for like

low reading comprehension

[river zealot]

Ah i thought you were talking about calling russians goys

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/ShitpostRock/status/1848910715282763898

[toxic sundial]

I can say anything is or isn't derogatory depending on my bias

[glad carbon]

thats just completely illiterate

[naive bison]

No what?

[toxic sundial]

But I'm pretty sure in most cases that isn't a slur

[naive bison]

[river zealot]

Still suprising to me how retarded you guys are

[naive bison]

As a Jew calling people goys in derogatory ways is 100% a slur

[river zealot]

Oh youre a jew lmao

[naive bison]

No?

[river zealot]

You said

As a jew

Retard

[glad carbon]

like 40% of americans read under a 6th grade level

its fucked

[high wing]

whoa

artem curses???

[naive bison]

Retard is you

[river zealot]

And yet you call yourself the richest person

Nation*

[glad carbon]

no we are

we spend it on stupid shit instead of paying teachers

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/jew-jews-jewish-jump-happy-gif-13509285

[naive bison]

Abolish the sixth grade

[river zealot]

How do you fucks love progression so much if you can't even read for shit

[toxic sundial]

||Retard is more of a slur than goy no?||

[river zealot]

How does russia as a poor af country can read

And you fucking cant

[glad carbon]

ok cabbage boy

[naive bison]

I hate cabbage

[glad carbon]

ok fetal alcohol syndrome boy

[naive bison]

#1 no
#2 that’s not very nice

[glad carbon]

sorry :(

dude ngl waiting for stalker 2 got me regarded

[naive bison]

The commies did one thing right at least

[shell venture]

[river zealot]

Probably got brain damage from riding on those roads

[naive bison]

Stalker two is gonna be a mess I do not care

When they said there’s not gonna be a Russian dub I tapped out fully

[glad carbon]

it turns out when you build a bunch of cheap and accessible schools, people use them

[river zealot]

Still more bad then good

[high wing]

i need stalger 2

[river zealot]

We should just kill everyone illiterate

[glad carbon]

i need @river zealot

[river zealot]

Boost the score

[high wing]

i dont want him

i do want metro vr tho

im excite

[naive bison]

Pol Pot did that but the opposite

[shell venture]

[naive bison]

Killed all the people who wore glasses

[river zealot]

You need some god in your life

[glad carbon]

hi excite

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3GOkKkAW7U

[glad carbon]

god cant help me

[naive bison]

Cause they were intellectuals apparently

[high wing]

go away china

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-china-gif-5416957

[glad carbon]

idk

[river zealot]

Only a 9 mil can

[glad carbon]

stalkers are always shit on launch

[shell venture]

not an excuse

[naive bison]

Replace stalker with modern games

[glad carbon]

i just want game

[high wing]

still getting it day 1

i dont give a fuck

[naive bison]

Play game that is good that exists now

[toxic sundial]

NBC zombies just started spawning in my town

[river zealot]

Retard

[glad carbon]

cop out answer ngl

[high wing]

god metro on meta looks like shit

[shell venture]

full retardation on display

[high wing]

im so glad i got a beefy pc

[visual stirrup]

The american self loathing leaving my body whenever I hear a foreigner criticize us

[high wing]

dont give a fuck

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/pooh-alma-gif-14009719

[glad carbon]

web fishing just dropped and that game is swag

[high wing]

still getting it

die mad

[glad carbon]

live happy

[shell venture]

i won't

[naive bison]

You are what’s wrong with modern gaming and I hope you get sent to hell

Like right now

[shell venture]

no

[naive bison]

[shell venture]

i hope you get tortured

and never die

[glad carbon]

stalker 2?

[high wing]

ye

[glad carbon]

:3

you so silly

[high wing]

and ill gladly talk about it day 1 as well

:3

[naive bison]

That’s what hell is retard

[shell venture]

but i want it in life

[high wing]

god the retards are attacking each other now

[glad carbon]

xalrider im unironically gonna pre order it just to spite you

[shell venture]

so i can see it

[high wing]

good ol brain fart

[shell venture]

yea we're attacking you

[glad carbon]

most expensive edition too

[shell venture]

retard v retard

[high wing]

not me retard

you and the other retard

[shell venture]

sad

[high wing]

cause apparently you dont know how hell works

[inland jackal]

@shell venture

[shell venture]

@inland jackal

[high wing]

im getting metro vr day 1 and stalger 2 day 1

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-dancing-cat-chinese-dancing-cat-funny-cat-meme-cat-gif-18059553370350307210

[shell venture]

you should be banned if you complain tho

[glad carbon]

oh even if its good i will

[naive bison]

Slop consumer

[glad carbon]

i like seeing people peeved

[high wing]

lmao

slop consumer

[shell venture]

that's unironically cringe

[high wing]

is still gonna get stalker eitherway

[naive bison]

Who

[shell venture]

im gonna stalk you day 1

[naive bison]

It’s day 726 of me stalking you

[shell venture]

im going to piss in the walls

[inland jackal]

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-stalker-dance-gsc-gsc-gameworld-gif-22307630

[naive bison]

I’m not in your walls

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-monolit-gif-2230862900583137861

[naive bison]

I’m lurking and I’m stalking when you least expect it

[shell venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1195534644079251486/trevor.gif

[inland jackal]

I have some rich buddies on the internet so imma wait for them to send me s2

[naive bison]

E whore

[inland jackal]

If you know you know

[naive bison]

Who is btw you didn’t answer

[toxic sundial]

Send me a copy too

[high wing]

all of you crying

[shell venture]

if you hate me buy me s2

i will cry if you do

[high wing]

i love you so much that i wont give you stalker 2

[shell venture]

[naive bison]

Hell naw

[high wing]

🖕

[naive bison]

I probably won’t just cause no RU dub

[toxic sundial]

Shit when does s2 drop?

Should be Nov right

[high wing]

nov 20th

[inland jackal]

I probably will cause it has serbian translations

[high wing]

literally next month

[toxic sundial]

20????

[high wing]

mhm

[toxic sundial]

AHHHHHH

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/happymonday-pinkheart-love-glitter-gif-gif-9439392432265930853

[toxic sundial]

My bday is in nov

[glad carbon]

no delays either

[shell venture]

surely

[glad carbon]

id buy it for u but i dont wanna

[high wing]

i mean it was suppose to release 2 months ago iirc

so who knows

this might finally be it

[shell venture]

brother it was suppose to release february

[high wing]

yes i know

[glad carbon]

i mean if they were gonna delay it'd be a month ago

[high wing]

but im talking about the most recent

[toxic sundial]

Aren't you unemployed

[shell venture]

ye

most recent is sep 5th

[high wing]

frota has alot of money

he bought me a few games

[shell venture]

give me some fool

[high wing]

:3

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-sorry-sad-cat-love-cat-cats-cat-gif-3997044575451409500

[high wing]

no

lmaooo

[toxic sundial]

Don't be buying people vidja when you are unemployed

[shell venture]

true

[high wing]

he sells crack

[glad carbon]

its not like im gonna use it

[shell venture]

then give it to me

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-brain-stupid-dumb-gif-24320699

[toxic sundial]

Frota the fent dealer

[naive bison]

And not the drug

[high wing]

i was gonna get back on vr but its 1am

bleh

might just play helldibers

[toxic sundial]

Imagine the mind fuck to get gifted a game bought with prostitution money

[naive bison]

Holy matrix prisoner

[toxic sundial]

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-bros-mario-and-luigi-mario-movie-super-mario-mario-bros-gif-1276668023476011252

[naive bison]

Suck fuck and swallow for webfishing

[glad carbon]

im gonna buy you stalker 2 with bussy money

[high wing]

im starting to think xal is some kinda crack fiend

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ip-gif-23557653

[toxic sundial]

I will block you

[high wing]

or maybe its just his twink energy radiating

[naive bison]

The finest krokodil, thank you

None of your Westoid angloid drugs

[high wing]

ah so he is a twink

[glad carbon]

im joking

im sorry

[naive bison]

I’m too fat and broad shouldered to be a twink

[high wing]

hes just jerking your chain

[glad carbon]

hi twink

[high wing]

quiet bussy twink

[naive bison]

Jorkin my chain fr a freak

[high wing]

man cant even afford thigh highs yet hes buying games

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1295606745007128629/ezgif-5-fb095e04de.gif

[naive bison]

He looks edible

[high wing]

is this what you look at at night before bed

[shell venture]

[shell venture]

evil woman

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-anakin-skywalker-no-noo-this-cant-be-happening-gif-16173983

[glad carbon]

im sorry dandy

[naive bison]

My favorite cat video of the year

[toxic sundial]

Gn chat

[glad carbon]

pudding cat

dude is half melted

[shell venture]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/67042abb0212155ee9e5af50/4x.gif

[glad carbon]

gn cat

[coarse bear]

Then you are weak

[glad carbon]

why arent you a twink

[coarse bear]

No money to be one

[visual stirrup]

as if maja or madi have money

[glad carbon]

its free

infact being poor might make you one

[coarse bear]

0 days since Madi mention

[high wing]

but you gave me 200 dollars last week

what do you mean

[glad carbon]

skipping meals and stuff

[visual stirrup]

madi is a permanent reminder of what too much discord and no father figure do to a mf

it's exactly why grok forbids that shit on this server

[naive bison]

But twinks are weak

I’m not so I’m not twink

[visual stirrup]

the femboy/twink meme cannot be allowed to spread

it preys upon young men with no father figure and no emotional validation

[naive bison]

We should spread you

[visual stirrup]

joke's on you, bitch
my asshole is too tight for all but the tiniest dicks

anyway

[naive bison]

He tested

How else would he know

[visual stirrup]

kegels

[naive bison]

This guy eats only meat on purpose so the shit comes out extra hard

[visual stirrup]

anyway
Grok is based out of space for stopping that femboy/twink shit

[fathom birch]

Good morning sexy chat

[naive bison]

This sounds like a man unsure of his sexuality

[naive bison]

He is scared he can be talked into being gae by memes

[fathom birch]

Homosexual

You

[glad carbon]

real

[visual stirrup]

how about I fuck you right now?
We'll find out together

[naive bison]

No I’m not gae

[visual stirrup]

sounds like a skill issue

[toxic sundial]

I feel that's a gross oversimplification

[fathom birch]

Wow two homosexual in ons chat

[fathom birch]

Wow bruh

[naive bison]

I’ve been listening to podcast slop so long I forgot my MP3 player has music on it

[glad carbon]

a very wrong one too

[fathom birch]

You don't have a phone?

[naive bison]

iPhone slop phone 7

I ain’t paying for subscriptions

Fuck outta here

We have a thing already

[fathom birch]

Use YouTube

[naive bison]

It’s called piracy

[naive bison]

Why would I spend internet traffic

Just buy mp3

No ads

Also no phone battery drain

Also YouTube no playing when screen locked

You need a sub for that

[fathom birch]

Yeah, but it's strange to see a boy with an MP3 player on the streets in the hood

[naive bison]

???

That’s not even English

[fathom birch]

????

[glad carbon]

@naive bison lmao did you see the news

the day after donald was baggin fries

mcdonalds suffers a huge ecoli outbreak

😭

old mf forgot to wash his hands

[visual stirrup]

not like he was actually making food that people ate

[idle veldt]

You don’t think that one family ate his fries he “made”

[glad carbon]

i know it was staged its just funny

[idle veldt]

Wouldn’t you eat the trump fries

[fathom birch]

I want be like Donald trump , many money,many burger 🍔 ,many woman's milf's and other's

[glad carbon]

ecoli potatoes

[eager igloo]

Slander

[fathom birch]

French fries

[visual stirrup]

this outbreak is something (probably) not super uncommon that only gained traction because of the Trump thing
Trump was in a Pennsylvania mcdonalds
The E. coli was in Colorado

[idle veldt]

Hey buddy, you doing alright

[glad carbon]

yes vro we get it

the joke has been boiled and turned to ash

[idle veldt]

It was a joke

A goof

[idle veldt]

Mod purge

[visual stirrup]

oughta make this my pfp

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/political-halo-halo5-red-halo-red-gif-18630542

[glad carbon]

but dry is a good mod >:(

@steel bone hi helper

[river zealot]

My right ball hurts

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1298534123635347518/mod_purge.mov

[glad carbon]

wtf

mine was too

[steel bone]

c:

[glad carbon]

artyom what did you do

stop psychic attacking me

[river zealot]

Massaging my balls rn

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/FbylYS2

[glad carbon]

can i

[idle veldt]

I like that mod that locked down the server, whoever that was

[river zealot]

[steel bone]

Ieby

[idle veldt]

Laddy

[eager igloo]

Stop sitting on it

[visual stirrup]

labia

[eager igloo]

You are awfully desperate

[shell venture]

WE NEED MORE ZIGUARTS 🗣️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[visual stirrup]

"WHAT IS IT NOW!?