#đŞbruh-fart
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wash me yourself you coward
There's a server that's doing a massive giveaway, and ratelimited xelA's ability to respond to thinking process
I improved xelA however, so it won't happen again
Singlehandedly took xela to its knees
yupp
But I was stupid enough to send a followup on every click
So I made it not do it lol
That will teach this bot to give me warnings
Ah, xelA is back
okay :3
exploring falco's dad
wait is that a whole panda
who let that mf out of the exhibit
What brings you to brainfart?
bored
Welcome
tyty
Well Tamari might aswell be a Signalis character
why
Same twink energy as Charon's pfp
Night
I just had an older brother/younger sister therapy session with a friend
Hey

im not a big fan of the government
30 on 30
https://x.com/ShootaCat/status/1848303239495667898 @glad carbon
@tidal trellis i have something important to dm you
Aight bet
thanks
MAN
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I WAS GONNA GO SLEEP
Omg that's so cute
evil flop be like
"But for now, rest well and dream of large men."
Gotta remember to use this one for sam
Whar
when you don't understand a joke made about you, assume that it's about your twinkiness
What if instead of calling it the Joe Rogan Experience he'd call it the Freaky Joe Sexperience and instead of boring politics he just overshares his recent goon experience with his guests
flop, continuing to act surprised
Hey flop!
I'm surprised he even knows his grades
Quite impressive he knows there's a website to see it
lol
ye
Tau in melee range of an Astartes? Instantly dead.
bro out here killing alehandro 4443
depends on if everyone's heaven is personalized
its a app
called power school
haven't heard that name in ages
we just switched to it
Cuz everytime i wake up in the morning i got murder in my mind
ak47 mac11 glocks and 9s
idk if yall
have an instagram acc that really sell fucking firearms on instagram
its funny
someday im gonna order a glock from him
probably a fed
you're starting to glow a ltitle yourself
you probably think that the deer on the side of the road are feds
wendigo feds
fendigos
i mean who sells guns on instagram
i mean, he just posts them with an giant emoji on it
yeah a guy who sells switches tried to follow me
i was like
even in my country where online monitoring is pretty low nobody does that shit
hellll noooo
nah im just following
im just waiting when he tries to sell a revolver in .38 or .45 to get it
i dont want glock shit
i want a fucking revolver
found the glowie
you work for fbi dont you
i wish i worked for the FBI
i would have a decent payment
and i wouldnt be a snitch if its not something serious like terrorism, gang activity or hate crime
So you are a snitch
are you making one of the three?
Good thing those aren't entirely subjective activities right
: )
of course
oh, and child trafficking
If i speak im in big trouble
because that shit im 5 minutes away to blow your ass out
not even reporting shit, just doing it and then leaving it as it is
https://fixvx.com/DIOButFemale/status/1847902379917922538?t=qeXwLV16h19kmXGlyQ__JQ&s=19 does this to @glad carbon
also, im a leftist person, i dont call the cops if its not really necesary
if i get to kill somebody for self defense, fuck em, im not calling the cops
or seriously injure at least
can you do this to me as well
not the first time ive done it ngl
not talking about that because it may give me legal issues
Leftist = has to call cops
but i was getting robbed, because he valued more my 20 bucks than getting 20 stabs in the stomach is different
âGet to kill someoneâ
nah, real leftists dont call the cops
but did you spent like 24 shots on the driver?
If I killed someone, on accident, I would call the police
Someone is going to find out eventually
Is that the reason you are calling
Wouldnât it seem more like Iâm guilty if I donât call the cops
So if you wouldnt get caught would u walk away
because you live in the United States of America
right here in chile, they just assume suicide and leave it like that
if only it was that simple anywhere else
or at least just throw the corpse where somebody can get killed or overdosed
Such an unfortunate suicide from three shots to the back of the head
my grandfather died of natural causes in his tub and they needed to do forensics cus they thought he's murdered
a crackhouse for example
nobody will suspect of a dead body on a crackhouse
theyre not gonna waste resources
but what if you get accidentally killed and some dude will pick up your body and toss you in a crackhouse
your family wont know what happened to you
just gonna assume overdose and close the case
i think this is more about the morality of things rather than what you can get away with
Morals ay
Are you telling me to cops in chile donât care if they come across a dead body with gunshot wounds in a crackhouse
yup
probably he had a debt with somebody, too dangerous to investigate, dont care
close the case
like you would be completely fine knowing 'damn, that person that i didnt even mean to kill's family wont know what happened to him, cops won't mess with me though'?
its just like that
Thatâs cool, but I would call the cops, because I donât want to move a dead body, clean the bullet holes, live with guilt that I covered it up
Like yeah I think I owe their family something
Weregild
i mean, if you leave him half-dead, you will never know if he ever got up or just died
the random real bullet in a bunch of blanks
you wont be the real killer
Thatâs even worse!!!
im starting to think this is bait 
Not bait
im really drunk
Chileans are insane
opa there we go
Explains a lot then
and i should probably just stop talking about this
look up the Cangri case
its literally an homosexual guy that was done horrible things and killed and taken appart for fun and nobody got found
Zodiac was from the 1970
Cangri case is from 2017 i think
if not later
but there's a lot of cases like that, that go unsolved because nobody cares
cause the hardest part of this is leaving youuuuu
cause the hardest part of thiiis is lleaving youuu
calm my agony
help me gather all my things and bury in all my favourite colors
my sister and my brothers still, i will not kiss youu
now turn away
cuz im awful just to see
cuz all my hair abandoned all my body, all my agonyy
know that i will never marryyy
Man you need to get off the coffee and just lie down
baby im just soggy from the chemo
but counting down the days to go
aint just aint living
Can I ask what you drank and how much
rip
Yeah I remember that
Man just get some rest, there's plenty of.... people in the sea? (Is that how the expression goes?
)
Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
go listen to Killswitch engage
I like The Birthday Massacre
holy fucking shit
idk if im too drunk to see a normal face
but that thumbnail gave me like chills
just go to a gun store and buy a normal gun legally
if oyu arent gonna buy a switch or full auto why risk a felony
cause like atp its not worth it imo
not that i woul
i would NEVER advocate for people to buy illegal guns
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lD-dxFUjZXc this kept fucking with me it was done so well i didnt realize it was a puppet
Wait sheâs making the noises
That owl is foot
Thicc wingo boyo
Belly jingles as he flies
Itâs like meeting an american for the first time, you know itâs an owl, but dear god
Oh shit itâs a puppet
What the splatter dandy?
famous aussie standup fella
Damn man
Fucking hell
Just dont drink too much alcohol poisoning is a thing
Have a cat
It is?
Time to nostalgia listen to everlong and daydream about what was.
its also a death sentence if youre a heavy drinker and try to quit cold turkey
or well nearly a death sentence
Well yeah, if you're an alcoholic
I donât think they really drank 2 vodka
A lil sadness binge never hurt anyone too much
Nah
I have a degree
Nothing gets sadder than being a non frenchie in France
Although im not unconvinced they're still the same person
of all places you could've ran..
the two demon babies stare
how's it been spaceo
I think he is radioactive
Been good, just busy training peeps. You?
God bless
Best president ever. We just have Albanese
A constant 'we're so back' into it's so joever
council goes 'yea your project too small'
then they say nvm
Then they say actually yes it's too small, the deadline is in 6 days

Next time they say its fine, ask them to put it in writing or something
they emailed me
that's the annoying bit, i was on the list of approved projects like everyone else
But they pulled it out
Unfortunate
Yeah you dont like when they pull out
you wish they pulled out

30 days only
she doesn't play video games
she only does surface level politics and e-beg
I thought you have to play video games to be on twitch
true
rise and shine twinkle @tidal trellis
I'm trying to SLEEP
say the line Flop
i need.. gabagool
https://fixvx.com/railedbyvante/status/1848493919941611617 @tidal trellis get down the eagles are gonn aget you!!!
Eagle carrying an entire adult deer
I've almost got my bf to finish watching Sopranos with me. We're almost done with S4
Why are your notifications even turned on?
Get pinged, fucking twink
@stone blade

Vat be like:
hello back im artyom
alo
@north violet 
hi Fairit
it's over
i don't like anonimity
lets sleep

do u also get bored the second you go north of red forest
yeah
the map just kinda falls off at zaton and jupiter
i like the early game
limansk and pripyat are peak
game falls flat after experts and when you move north
he has exile for 3 days
be ||(not)|| kind for him
@north violet
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i think this is the lowest quality version i've seen
there's this blatant cheater in MW2019 right now
Wallbanging the entite lobby with a belt fed machine gun
He's on my team, so I just keep walking in front of him with my riot shield
and he tries to get away from me
but because he's using a belf fed machine gun, I can run faster than him
He shit talked me in text chat, and i shit talked him back
I looked him up after the round ended
he logged off
I think I got him to ragequit

bed time for the 12 yo
cheaters when i wallhack to their room and beat them with a hammer
the eeper is no longer eepy
cheaters when i hack them to pieces
no i eepy but am back from class now
caffinated even
bruh, his shittalking wasn't even coherent
he was saying that my riot shield wasn't doing anything to him
I pointed out that he was running away from me, which meant that it was working
fucking mental deficiency
yeah cod players are retarded
"bro ur not even good ur bad" they say in their FUCKING DEATH MIC
as theyre the ones dying
"dude you're only good because you're using X gun" while its some mw2022 gun that shoots marshmellows while they got the MCW and can 3 tap at any range at 900rpm
his aimbot was turned up to the maximum setting
meaning that he couldn't swap targets as bullets were hitting my shield
and I won enough time for someone on the enemy team to line up a shot
it's not that bad, compared to a lot of other crap out there
YOU GET NO BITCHES
YOU STACK NO PAPER
what's pretty good all things considered is that vending machine one. I started it for the weirdness but it turned out pretty good
ĐНо
tell me a good one pls
@toxic sundial :3
just gonna start hating on australians
stinky
@eager igloo 
spill the info
just look it up
some mentally insane guy murders two girls
and dismembers one
tldr
the discord ban lore doesnt really matter, its just an excuse to ban discord
still
the situation around it is fucked
im wondering if uae still has discord/TS banned
for no fuckin reason
i think they thought terrorists use TS (arma 3 players)
just wash up >:(
i think the issue is that discord allows this shit
something something greater good
cus ik the pendelum swings one way and never actually centers
@glad carbon 
its just that if they actually moderate it for crimes then it'd be based but
they'll see you be ironically homophobic and they'll wipe you off the face of the earth if they actually enforced
đ¤ˇ
cant win
I mean we have north korean scammers around
yeah that too
if only that was the worst thing discord has to deal with
If only
i still think telegram is worse tho
yea i dunno
It is
really bro
discords bad because normal people and weirdos use it
telegram, you know what you're going into
I had a persian friend who had it and its just not moderated at all
Cant stand normal people
Spread your legs
Buncha freaks
wow you really are a menace
an evil one at that

Youyou did you update your pfp lol
Discord got him with the image compression
1984
whip out ur truth vro
Ok vro
it somehow looks more higher res
@north violet
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waltuh, put your truth away waltuh
Waltuh
She her he him 
Can mods be exiled
vro got the pronoun gauntlet
got all the pronoun stones
Falco is exiled
Nice
Its literally in name that hes gae
lmao the shirt
https://youtube.com/shorts/tvDmruktCT4 @glad carbon
Video isnât mine but the meme is
I do have a Orange cat tho
Ello
hows ur morning/night going
Gotem
I love that cat
ratchet cat
Work happening so a bit busy
good luck fella
dry since you're here
do i need to download 6.4 launcher if i reinstall gaemma ?
better yet... Wet 
Don't answer that dry
kys
He should use the appropriate channels
Tuesday. Busy days coming


hes still here
@placid sail
bz11k
he also got a little moustache
Hi Twink
6.2 can theoretically work but best u use latest, 6.4
ik
he just looks a little overworked
is it included with the rc3.7 or whatever file
Should be, yes
he's changing
it became too iconic for him to change now
insh allah he shall be untwinked
it wasn't a guh worthy thing you idots
How wholesome
@tidal trellis 
Greetings.
twink to twink communication

greetings
Do twinks meow at each other

you tell us
Meow
Do I look like a cat to you
Fuck
I'm not typing that out surrae
copy it and paste it
Type what out
simple
no
Flop did you like my dm
I ain't posting that
sure...

Lmao
everyone so mean to me ahh rat
rat's more caked up than solid snake 
WHAT DID I DO
Being a twink
its a MOUSE
la ratta
Mousatoullie
rats caused the black plague and the mice suffer from it
mice are nasty
rats are silly
do you not see how BIG rats can get
what
seen one once and hated them since
rats are pretty small
what
they're bigger than mice
yeah mice are tiny
me and who?
that's roughly how all of my dates go
she just looks at me in horror as I start eating out of the trash
bitch, I aint paying for your food while there's perfectly good garbage over here

@shell venture hi vro
Iâm so dead đ
âEverybody so mean 2 me.. đ đ đ â

Hi twink3
hi sergal2
fat mf cat
holy
dudes shaped like a kettlebell with legs
I broke her fingers
Noooo
Spiky cats
I lift more than u
Recycling is turning something that was useful into something useful again
The immortal snail but itâs maxwel
Yippie
I love maxwel
He looks very racist
Idk why
I think he has some opinions about the Eskimo that are outside the status quo
Like that one female cop
yeah thats the joke
Shut up
You donât know what he was referencing
Itâs not your alt
đ 
Die
No way another twink
@tidal trellis we found you a twink buddy
he been around for a while
Im too fat to be a twink
call nobody a twinkie the way he be creamfilled
@pastel quartz
I'm goin to bed

hi vro
I hope The Hat Man gets you
â¤ď¸
mf really says this after we clear Pripyat
loner central
bro had to stop to count
Ye, for example your dead body would make a great fertilizer for my veggies
Just put the fries in the bag man
3 chimeras killed him :c
#samhyde #mde #podcast #wp2 #worldpeace #shorts #short #comedy #funny
Need me a black queen

samir o'neil ????
If you said thatâs Shaq I wouldnât question it
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same lmao
highland cows are awesome
they are one of the very, very few livestock animals i dont think should be slaughtered for meat
ronald mcdonald
@weak jackal
good morning
Morning
But tasty
How will I eat borgar
Also not killing an animal for food cause cute is hypocritical 
i dont think they are good for meat either actually, more used for milk iirc
Kill ALL animals 
nah

Donald McDonald
Just put the jobs in the bag man
Who asked you
Any word is weird if you repeat it enough in your head

myshinka is such a weird name
You didnât ask anyone
I think it means âtiny mouseâ
I would crush like bug
What
they dropped ur ass on nagasaki
Just say Iâm fat
Why beat around the bush
Like I do to your mothers bush

Donât tell me you wouldnât eat a delicious mcdonald burger
I actually donât even like McDonaldâs tbh
I like their breakfast mcmuffin thing
I like the one with the veggies and sauce over the egg
Kfc clear mcd
Hello boyssssssssssssssssssss
Shut up
mcdonalds sucks ass
overpriced slop
Itâs also literally the most expensive burger there lol
I'm not a woman
KFC is better here tho
Shut up
yeah but the KFC cost more
Not here
is that because you fellas use cardboard instead of chicken
The only decent value burger here from mcd is a Big Mac
US , Europe it's like 10 euro x food
No itâs good chicken
The strips are really good
We donât get the American nuggets tho
Americans get fillet in the nuggets
We get McDonaldâs type slop
Pink paste
KFC nuggets here suck ass
1 euro for each?
They taste mostly like egg
Sum like that
A chicken burger with cheese mustard and ketchup onion and pickle is like 1.2 dollars
Good price
Gotta go get the burger king plant based nuggets again, they're so good
omg hii bestie
In europe is 1.50 euro
1.63 in USD
heloooo
So real
No fucking way free blahaj
ummm, almost 11am and still haven't gone to bed :D
you don't hello me?
i might be stuck with that fate
monster energy too yummy
nooooooo
I've been sleeping horribly for the past week again because I've been getting worse, yay :D
no, was it free?

it would be so awesome to fish with the homies and homiettes
iss prety good the monster , the redbull cost to much
I'm more of a water type of guy
same

how did you get a picture of me?
you are a old man?Ăš
Why are cats posting here
cat chat
Cat posting is getting too far
and where?
such a silly game
haven't had any energy to get up from bed most of the time, been laying down for like 18 hours a day xd
too silly
infinite power generator
just keep it goin goober
glad ur still yappin
at least my birthday is coming up

and it's on Liberty day too :)
Helldivers xd
gm
omg I hate my keyboard
halo is superior
half my messages just sometimes get cut off
press button harder
yeah my hands don't work maan
@solar obsidian
imagine if they still made good halos đ
DEVIN SPOTTED
soon â˘ď¸
yes

are you gonna try out the new cod since it's on gamepass?
yeah
true
my friends are playing it so I want to try it out. MW2019 was my first cod and it was pretty good
i hope it wins ngl, black myth is cool but idk, it seems so generic
idk why i'd play black myth over Nioh or some shit like that
should probably look into that game more
anyways I shall go take my meds and lay down, death feels like it's catching up again 
dont die vro
Chinese dark souls?
gn silly â¤ď¸
its not technically dark souls?
but like
it shares ALOT of aspects
so its easier just to call it that
China trademark
Were there no suicide nets?
Hi
Wut
i need a lore on all of those people
helldivers man?
china reference
I donât play helldivers
maybe thats why theres invisible walls
Steam doesnât accept Russia money
You gotta go thru third party services
That put money there

But itâs expensive
you know most of them
i only know like 4
I am half by blood
I make fun of my mom about it when we joke argue
âGo shit in a fieldâ
âGo eat some horse milkâ
@coarse bear
wait my bad dry
thats kyrgzystan right
not kazahkstan
the mongol horse munchers
another degen in brainfart
this guy and Alex when there's only enough room for ONE degenerate

Same shit
only the finest cheap hungarian goyslop
Pretty sure goy is a slur
Chill bro
and noone takes it seriously
idk i have only ever heard that shit in antisemetic context
prolly
I donât think thatâs an argument
Hell energy legit isn't bad
@naive bison 28 days
goy is just how jews say "non-jew"
you have never hears this word before?
It can only be a slur for all non jews
no they just say non-jewish
what a stupid fucking goy you are
Goy is a slur by Jews for non jews, itâs used in a context of anti semetic people as a joke on how Jews control and think of you, for example McDonaldâs is goy slop because the Jews are controlling McDonaldâs and making you unhealthy
everyone gets offended by a little racism
Itâs rarely but still used by Jews to hate non Jews tho
man up pussies
eh still tastes like piss but at least it doesnt come in a can of like half a liter
Not offender by racism, I AM OFFENDED BY ME NOT ALLOWED TO BE RACIST BUT THIS GUY IS

the fact that there aren't big cans is criminal since red grape is actually nice
its not even racism
non jewish isnt a race
It is a slur
unless youre a nazi

Thereâs plenty slurs I wanna say here but canât
So you canât either

Mods take him to the dungeon
wah wah
Okay kill yourself
I wanted to bleach my eyes
rope
Sorry I sounded Italian there
so you guys now have to look at it too
Tarkov bled through
mcdonalds was invented by 2 american dudes though đ
The voices
and the only reason its shit now is because rich mfs are greedy and love cutting corners when they can
I donât think that would matter tbh
McDonaldâs was good back then
When the Jews didnât own it

brother
I honestly donât remember when McDonaldâs was good
I only like their nuggets
And fries
you whine about me saying funny word then start rambling about how jews ruined mcdonalds
like 10 years ago
And both when literally right out of the fryer
when it was cheap
then they started pumping prices and dropping expenses on ingredients
McDonaldâs French fry half-life is 3 minutes
we could continue this topic but my non liberel takes would get me banned in a second
basically giving the ingredients away for sub market cost
6 dollars for 6 inches now
because youre eating it fatass
then you tack on the cost of paying for labour , they start loosing cash rapidly
No
Cause it gets soggy when exposed to a non-hot oil environment
hows ur morning
Haiiiii
Wasnât the 5$ foot long only on special days?









