#🎪bruh-fart
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i mean its not a matter of weakness but rather that people tend to be comfortable with discomfort, why improve myself if im gonna end up in the grave like everyone else?/destined to be in this place/whatever people tell themselves
@atomic crane
I want to wear armor but 90% of helmets are closed face and smush the lizard snout in
which is silly
some people have clinged onto their failures so long that it ends up kinda being the only thing they're sure of, getting a job, or a girlfriend for example, they can see that as a potential to lose things, improving yourself and becoming better just means you can go back to square one
but if you're always at square one then theres nothing to lose
wad da hell do u do in rdr2 online

i did one bounty now i have a cooldown???
tru
didnt they discontinue it
Collector is best most profitable profession
ye ye
wat so u get all collectibles n sell
yeah
ill hogtie u vro
get on vro ill smavk u
It is truly over
i need a freakmeup
i don't understand that joke
it's the same punchline but different people doing it
It was funny the first time
basically every meme nowadays
hes true
take it off pussy
take off your pussy
👄
nexus is down again
im gonna kms
the nexus servers shall go up in flames insh allah
down again
fuck this shit
Michele is a man though
whar
I believe in this theory. Mike obama
a wtf
oballin
oh right rockstar games cheaters
yeah i remember why i stopped playing gta and red dead online
EBLAN
One time I had a modder who sounded like the nerd emoji on the verge of fucking tears
vro playing rdro in 2024
gyat
Bro you are going to get banned
Question fr. Any tenor gif is allowed in here?
vro theyre not gonna ban the cheaters
theyre not gonna ban random players
You will get your whole shit wiped if you get shit from cheaters but it doesn't do shit for them
yea in gta i got 500gazill from hackers
Was really fun when they could steal your whole rockstar account for a whole fucking month
they could get your login token from in game
They fumbled rdo so bad
vro
rdo coulda been so good
🤝
🤝 was nice knowing u

🏳️🌈

nice
oyuoyouyou
hard
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: shu1992
Shit does go kinda hard
❤️ @shell venture
kys
translate
Someone translate
hey chinese neco guy
it's yoever china fell
translt
relax
relaxing inside you
=?
bye bye regards
its fine im used to discordia
I got creed playing loud as fuck
im sippin lean
WELCOME TO THIS PLACE ILL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING 
Divorced dads got shit figured out this goes hard as fuck
why wouldnt it work?
clear ur cookies
yeah i think it just you cause my nexus still fine
how
whatcha up to mr birb

Hop on my shit
thats kinda gross i donn wanna touch yo shit
could be diseases in it
o
it's for everything
finna buy this saddle
idk been too fucking long since i touched RDO
let's you get rewards
hawkward 😅
this guy looks like a goblin
real but time to sleep before i die

for when you gotta spit on that thang
I'm on josta's side now
hiiii
hiiii
I'm on his side even more now

hows it goin clean
I got a new game :)
Black One Blood Brothers is a tactical military shooter game where strategy and coordination are key. Joining the "Black One" unit, you become part of an elite force comprised of top operators from around the globe. Operating independently of any government, this unit works from the shadows, free from political games and diplomatic constraints. ...
$17.99
822
what a name
is it good
looks kinda like generic military shooter slop
ground branch tier
is 60gb lol
😭
and steam is having a stroke for no reason so It's gonna take a damn eternity
fr
That reminds me of that one cockroach anime where they all look like obunga
took some doing but I trimmed a clip of it
congrats to obama for pivoting from sci fi voice acting to president

Damn, where'd you find a pic of Sam's concealed carry?
🥛
My hungry ass COULD NOT work in a nuclear reactor
your horny ass could NOT operate a nuclear reactor
hiii artem :3
Me after mixing sleeping pills and alcohol (i'm about to have the deepest sleep of my whole life)
TRUE
they issue you that when you get the job at chic-fil-a
Fucking hate when it turns winter I get constant nosebleeds
Was looking at my phone and blood starts spraying out of my nose
You deserve it
"Didn't prepare me for how surprisingly basic Stalker 2: Heart of Chornobyl is-"
【QRT of PC Gamer (@pcgamer):】
'Stalker's hardcore reputation didn't prepare me for how surprisingly basic Stalker 2: Heart of Chornobyl …
Fuck you
you did deserve it
Fuck you too
My brother in christ, we haven't even gotten to play the game yet.
Fucking fanboys coming out of nowhere to defend a game they've never played
Even worse than BoTW and TotK defenders
probably
you know how Sonic fans blamed the new voice cast when the Sonic games became shitty?
I'm going to blame it on dropping the Russian dub of the game
All sonic fans are neckbeards no kids like sonic anymore that shit was not passed down the generations
they say autism is genetic, but how do you pass on your genes if you're autistic?
"if your parents don't have any kids, you probably won't either"
as long as the PC version can be modded I don't care how basic the base game is
By fucking a bitch?
rizz em with the tism, i guess
the bar for losing the v card is low, I don't know how people actually struggle with that shit
I don't have great luck when I pull up to the club in my Sonic t-shirt and fedora
I have an autistic friend women treat him like shit and he's racist
he's also a car savant
Bet its gonna have the same feeling as pd3, relying on modders to make the game better
Except pd3 is unfixable even with mods
they're releasing the thing on Xbox, they have to make it smooth-brain accessible
still don't know why they removed crimenet you just queue for empty lobbies
it's some of the most baffling retarded decisions
Didn't even know that PD3 had mods
went to check it out
see this
https://modworkshop.net/mod/49815
If I had to see this, so do you


Average pd3 player
@fading shuttle
Only an inbred could be dumb enough to find PD3 entertaining
I've said that about CoD since MW2 but here we are
They could've taken pd2 slapped a new engine and coat of paint and it would have been great
"slap on a new engine"
like
"all we have to do is transplant all of the patient's bones"
We're not jumping from UE4 to UE5 here
Not even ue4, its diesel 2
I'm aware
They could have just taken everything from pd2 and made a new game with it but they instead just "revamped" into complete dogshit
Builds have no variety the max bonus damage you can get is fucking 10 percent
There's 3 buffs that are all 10 percent negligible dogshit
and your entire build just revolves around activating buffs that barely even do anything
they really took their class based horde shooter with RPG mechanics and really tried to make a straight action game
took out all the min-maxing
yeah the classes are all fucking lame too
there's nothing like kingpin yakuza maniac
there's nothing fucking unique
What language should I learn?
I'm thinking Czech but its not very practical
Would be fun but very niche practicality-wise
Russian is very practical
in some ways, becoming more valuable every day
in most ways, less valuable every day
Woah guys they fixed payday 3 here's a 50 minute video explaining why it's still shit
Russian would be cool, and many other eastern European languages like Ukrainian are very similar so I could start with russian and branch out from there
Spanish would be useful but boring, but again I could use it to branch out
Payday 3 had an average of 250 players in april
gotta warn you
from what I know, Russian is fairly unique among slavic language
But it is the most important of all slavic languages
Spanish would probably be the only new language I would actually be able to "use" since many people at my school are native spanish speakers
Also why is brainfart named that
Like, Russians kept adding vowels to words where there are none in other slavic languages
Russians and Ukranians say "moloko" (milk)
but most other slavs say "mleko"
Is moloko pronounced "mo-lo-ko" and mleko pronounced "mle-ko" like how they are spelled or are the pronunciations weird?
POV: Млечный Путь
milky way?
Ye
But it's closer to "mleko"
Oh thats one issue with Russian switching to the Cyrillic keyboard back and forth would suck
Yeah
mlechnii is a doublet from OCS
Sort of like how we use latin in french in english
Maybe spanish then, i have a lot of spanish friends
There are some exceptions, and the hardest thing to learn apparently is, what's it called..
Hmmm... too many choices but I don't want to be an uncultured swine stuck with english
Maybe I'll learn latin and write all my notes in latin to confuse people
That would actually be pretty sick 
You know how people make fun of English because words aren't pronounced how they're spelled?
Well, if the letter O is unstressed in Russian, it is pronounced like the letter A
rural people sometimes pronounce it like an O, though
So it's pronounced ma-la-ka?
Good to know
Is that a general rule?
unfortunately, no
Like how in french you don't pronounce the last letter
French is a weird language
So many rules, makes it both hard and easy to learn at the same time
There's these two words
Zamok - zamak
and
Zamok - zamok
one is castle
the other is lock
Maybe you'd be better off with another language
Maybe but english had plenty of things like that too, no language is perfect
Having Russian is nowhere as advantageous as having English
English is the global language
I wish there was something else as universal to make my choice easier
That's Esperanto right? It's universal in the sense it's spoken in many areas but it's not popular nor do i expect it to catch on
a man can dream
it was surprisingly difficult for me
my brain is hyperconnected when it comes to language
a great advantage for Russian (most of the time)
a hindrance for Esperanto
Afaik it's not backed by a major culture, creed, religion, nor nation. The only thing that keeps it alive are progressive minds, but alas in a world like this the average person wouldn't give the language a thought if the only reason is it's practicality
Wish it caught on but people don't like coming together for change
Both the Nazis and Soviets killed their esperantists
fucking bastards
couldn't reach critical mass in the 20th century
so it probably never will
If there's another universal language that arises it would probably be chinese, but even then it may still only be contained to china
esperanto sounds like spanish
Soviets accused them of being nazi collaborators (like they did with any ethnic group they didn't like)
Nazis accused them of being soviet collaborators
A language that doesn't even have a concept of grammar
I can tell when i'm reading a translation from chinese
Y'know they discovered the printing press way before europeans?
But because their written language is so fucking stupid, using it to reproduce texts at a mass scale would have been impractical
I said fuck it and chose latin 
And another thing
When a korean invented hangul (the writing system they use now) everyone else mocked him by saying that it was too easy to learn
Because they were all using chinese script for korean
Are you trolling right now?
That's the most autistic decision you could have made
Whatever
I hope you like polymathy
Anyway
chinese script is dumb as hell, and there's no reason any language should use it
(I am very biased because I failed to learn japanese)

Interview with the Legionary: a German archaeologist stumbles upon a time machine that takes him back to the early Roman Empire, where he encounters a legionary whom he coaxes to sit for a brief chat.
💬 Subtitles available in English & Latin!
#latin #legionary #romansoldier
LEGIONARIVS
Written and performed by Luke Amadeus Ranieri
🦂 Support...
Make sure to turn on subtitles
No it's the biggest brain play trust
are you allergic to money or something?
how do you plan on using latin for anything?
wanna get a job in an embassy?
to fucking where? vatican city?
Actually unironically may be more practical than other choices because it'll strengthen my grasp on the romantic languages, will help me better understand much of the vocabulary in the math and science fields, aaaannd it sounds cool
Dude im getting a computer science degree, not planning to be a translator
Ecclesiastical Latin sounds cool
Classical Latin sounds so stupid
I really can't believe that Caesar actually said
"Weni, Wedi, Wici"
I think latin isn't a terrible choice though, unironically
Learning french will only help me speak french mostly, and will only be useful if i go to france
Latin helps me better grasp a large array of languages, and many terms from latin are still used in different fields
ALSO IT SOUNDS COOL
What Latin has in common with Italian and Spanish, French does also
I'm saying this as someone who thinks the french language is overrated
still more useful than latin
Ok, well im going to go back and time and get all the Roman pussy because I learned latin and you didn't
Checkmate
*bussy
Liberal
- That was the greek
- Typically the "femboys" were like 14 😬
I may have a tyler pfp but i don't swing that way
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/eo#Latin
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/andare#Italian
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/aller#French
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ir#Spanish
Look at the verb "to go" from the different romance languages
See how many more conjugations latin has?
Bro, it's going to be SO MUCH HARDER with NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT
LATIN GRAMMAR IS HARD
FOR LIKE
NO REASON!
Thank you for the help brother, i came here because my friend was drunk and gave no useful words of advice and was not dissapointed
Want a nice man, wonder what he's saying! 
this is the most autistic thing I've seen all day
An American speaking Latin with himself
First, pretending to be a German time traveler
Second, pretending to be a Roman legionary
You could probably make it more autistic if they were talking about trains or wearing fursuits or something
LARP'ing scares the hoes
on the topic of autism I guess I kinda autistically learned a lot of Pali to study Theravada Buddhism
but I couldn't speak it or chant it, just read it here and there

How many times did you send this already
I send it when I want
y
deal with it 
Modded?
ye
Stinky from Hey Arnold lookin ahh farming
based home
good luck
i alrdy beat it before so i just flew away
@narrow lotus me calling my mom in hte morning to ask her if its okay to pee in the toilet because she put the blue stuff in it
I just unlocked this core memory
@narrow lotus neighbour brings out his mercedes
entire block vibrates
neighbour's birthday
We are all invited , wether we like it or not

OMG YES
but mom i wanna sit here and play tarkov
no you can play it sometime else
meanwhile theres only adults there
kill a WHAT
me

his windpipe? gravel
wait are we playing the same modpack?
which one
better minecraft
yeah
@toxic sundial
xalrider use an enderpearl on a beehive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcB1UGXn8hY @steel bone @shell venture
#Solus_Astorias #MinistryofForeignAffairsandPropaganda
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I can't even write something remotely amusing in the description. Metal Gear Rising speaks for itself.
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Dayyyyyym
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
but nice
what
your pfp reminds me of hte patrick meme
This video has been copy pasta’d many times soooo this channel has a 10 hour version of the exact clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTgUhNYDOhM
i just thought why not make it 9 seconds instead of 10 hours so.... here’s that :p

same energy
i can count pixels bro wtf
alo disowned
I regret weseli teaching you that
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This video is a tribute to Big Lenny and a reminder to never be a cookie cutter! What do you think about that DAL...
who cares 
I do
@stone blade what diff
at least you're enjoying the game that's what matters most
Hard I dont have revengeance unlocked yet
PLAYING FOR LIKE 3 DAYS ON HARD
ivan i think it's time to hang up the boxing gloves
you're too old for this
yea i need to raw dog your face with these knuckles boy 👴
I legit replayed some chapters
multiple times to get the S
and it took me a day to learn the mechanics
?
wtf do you expect when I've never played the game
@stone blade skip the S maxxing bullshit
speedrun the game
and do it on difficulties on which it matters
revengeance
or at least vhard
@high wing
hawk tuah title was better
hawk deux, jokerge on that thang
lobotomy-general
You put the salt in the one that says salt
yeah the shakers are talking to the user
not the other shakers smh
yummy
@shell venture I literally parry in the direction of the enemy
enemy hits me
ok what
actual bullshit this game sometimes
no cuz the game's parrying mechanics are lowkey stupid sometimes
the direction of raiden and the enemy matters
I'll just regular S rank it
I wont no dmg them fk this dude
like
mistral is to the RIGHT OF ME
Hiii frota 
I PRES D AND LEFT CLICK
to parry
she hits me
LIKE SHE IS TO THE RIGHT GAME
THATS THE DIRECTION OF HER ATTACK WDYM
this is why the mechancis are stupid
lmao ps3 jank
anyway, @glad carbon yes, BOBB is good. it's what ghost recon breakpoint should've been
Minus the usual early access jank
hi there 
What he say
3 years EA :copium:
what game
Ehh it's one dev. I expect no less.
Besides. the only games that are good nowadays are early access 
@glad carbon I played the silly fishing game
:3
how was it silly fella
i joined some random lobby
everyone was standing on the bridge
fishing in silence
What is the silly fishing game
@inland jackal you must play
wtf is that fish
ez
Ohh
Wholesome game it seems
i waited like 2 hours to catch it
nah plop
you can smoke and drink alcohol in it
it is not halal plop
gn @placid sail @inland jackal @steel bone
Flop isnt halal himself

Hes a twink
?
Goodnight dumb fella
fishing game
smash. next question
who wouldn't , with those thighs he is packing
RED SUN 
Whatchu mean, I am
also not the right term
(I fink)
I twink*
@solar obsidian 
Yes, I am absolutely a demon from Helltaker. Everyone knows you can’t lie on the internet.
I reject that rule. Fucking fight me, Goku.
Don't think sonic is doing well
@storm stream @broken topaz @pastel quartz @inland jackal @shell venture
RED SUN

Local man is FUCKING INVINCIBLE
You didn’t cut him into enough pieces
I think time
Is the game going well?
he was a very easy fight though

lol
A on the last fight
it was the combo
sadly
how does the game expect me to make a 50 hit combo
when you hit him twice and he parries or puts up his shield
lol ok bro
idk bully him harder
have to replay the chapter now
The actual reason you got an A rank is because you’re wearing the Grey Fox suit instead of the Mariachi outfit
The sombrero is very important
Thankfully this chapter is short
when he said gedagedigedagedago I really felt it
mistral and monsoon was harder fight
legit
who the fk designed sundowner bro
this guy was piss easy
@stone blade just bought some skewers with bacon wrapped pork and some bacon wrapped cevapi
To be fair he is considered one of the weakest Winds of Destruction if not the weakest if only because ||Khamsin got ganked by Bladewolf||

Gonna fry them now and will add some fries to the side
I also got kvas

bread juice
@narrow lotus, could you rename #🎪bruh-fart into something more a tiny
fun fact, kvas actually has 1,2% of alcohol in it
you're not going to heaven W
(thankfully)
bit more funny
I was wondering whos coming up with all the shitty puns
No
as a person who renamed brainfart into hawk tuah, you have no say in what's funny and what's not
it was comedy, @placid sail
if being extra cringe is comedy, then yes I suppose
It was not kek, Delight, it was cringe
@inland jackal mad cause we dont have kvass here
Maybe online i can order it from specific shops and have it delivered but cant go to a store and buy kvass , we dont have it

kvasless
no kvass?
big monster is feeding you poison while supressing the medicine (kvas)
Never intended to, never believed in that either
Oh
now you're really going to hell smh


But what about you delight? 
oh jetstream sam is gonna be fun
I can tell
another one of these bosses without telegraphed attacks
@tidal trellis twink
no flash no nothing just insta dmg

hi twink @tidal trellis
Hes reacting 
i might have forgotten to mention you yesterday
We won

Call him a twink
He loves being mentioned
@tidal trellis you stink
nah fk this
Also hi
I'll go replay chapter 4
Hi 
Greetings
Good to be back on the air
ACK
WHY
WHY DO YOU
bruh.
.....
Cute cat
Cute pussy
Sure, I'll deepfry you a entire goddamn cow.
He could not contain the silliness
@real tinsel beer
Motivational quote: Two wrongs don’t make a right but three rights make a left.
how do you guys feel about my name
In a rich mans house there is no place to spit but his face.
Your name pales in comparison to the glory of Jimmy Jenkins
Live menace reaction
Everyone knows Frieren is all about the Costco hotdogs
I never watched the anime.
yeah this is better
Commit break toe on furniture
cant use dots, game will not save
wait what
then i'll do it without dots
time to take fanatic hostage for the rest of the game now
until a monolith fighter with a SR-25 blows his head off
@real tinsel
I thought it was UNISG that used the SR-25
The mercs use it too
Yes but I’m usually a Merc because money
that's why i changed my faction
i want to kill mercs
and use their cool guns
not be the merc that is not able to use the cool guns because he cannot kill the mercs
Hello loot dispenser yeah I’ll take that thank you
I was tempted to do that because one of the Mercs at Dead City in my game had the Deer Hunter but then I remembered that .338 lapua guns are obscenely expensive to feed.
i actually want to find a zenitco PKM this run
and use that for the rest of the run
no matter how expensive it is
I wanted to do an explosives only run but there are no standalone bloop tubes in GAMMA.
i mean
you can just get a m203 or gp25
and then use that
without using the irfle
Yes, but I wanted the rotary grenade launcher or a M79 or something
🫦
i'm an influencer
i influence the consumption of beer
i'm an influencer
i influence the consumption of beer

beautiful geology and landscape! 
Is there anything you don't wanna kill
I influence the rate at which lobsters die
what is this goober talking about
@shell venture who decided to put 3 fucking helicopters in the sundowner fight
WHO
that shoot you and the moment you make one little mistake your no dmg is gone
legit impossible to no hit
fucking love it
Engi gaming
and sundowner with his stupid attacks
fucking hell
the bossfights in this game are legit
downright
stupid
cool music
shitty mechanics
just pray t orng
legit parry and he hits me
xdddddddddddddddddd
tf2 always been one of the most played games
nice parry mchanics bro
truly timeless
just parry in the direction of the enemy

i mostly played the coop robot shit as a kid
if sundowner is in front
hi
and I press W and left click to parry
according to the game that doesn't mean infront
idk which direction but allegedly not in front
cool.
@stone blade it's direction your camera is facing i think
even so
if raiden is facing away from sun downer but camera is facing him, you press W
not to metnion the helicotper
ivan is in his complainmaxxing arc
ok but
no
I dont find the actual fight difficult
its the fucking mechanics
because I want to no dmg it
theres 3 helicopters which circle around
if you dont kill them
they will chip you
and if youre not paying attention tehre goes the no dmg
legit rng based bro
that isn't a well designed fight
at least mistral had her ball throwing you can perfect parry and dmg her
this guy is just pure rng
same with monsoon
I LEGIT FIRE THE ROCKET
WITH LOCK ON
AND HE CHIPS ME
WITH BULLETS
THIS IS UNREAL
man who want to play the game with a retarded challenge complains how the game was not built for the retarded challenge
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
yeah i mean
he wants the challenge himself
he doesn't need to complete the game that way
idk what he's complaining about
not to mention
his shield cutting
is not meant for pc
because mouse aiming is actually broken
it barely allows you to tild the blade mode
yeah the whole game is not meant for PC
its meant for a joystick
a lot of games like these
are hard to play on PC
especially metal gear
at least the older ones
they are all meant for a console
I've legit been here for over an hou
well I'm not buying a controller
I will no dmg it with a mouse and keyboard
it was built, the game tracks no damage checks
even if it takes me 3 days
its a legit challenge
yeah well its your time
not ours
mnk better than controller for this game
deadass
zandatsu is super hard on controller
revengeance armstrong when he's throwing giant ass debris was hard as fuck
you need to do 3 perfect cuts in a row
and the controls with the stick are not reliable
yes, it is a thing the game tracks,
but the game was not built around it
the developers didn't plan on you trying to no damage every boss in your first playthrough
the developers weren't ready for how ass ivan is

the only hard boss there is
is armstrong
or he just skill issued me hard
oh man can't wait for him to come to armstrong tho
he will go crazy
the only strong boss there is is armstrong on Sam DLC
@stone blade you will earn my respect when you no damage Sam DLC on revengeance
sounds like a dog shit game
the game is rly good
he will drop no damage challenge on armstrong or sam
try me
Sam is easy as fuck
yeah actually considering now
especially with machetes from sundowner
the thing with Sam is he doesn't attack at start until you hit him
sundowner is stupid
you can do a 20% hp charged machete hit
you can legit one cycle him
with hitscan
yeah if you try to
no damage every boss
you will call bosses stupid
i love this tank fr
sundowner is actually






