🎪bruh-fart

[glad carbon]

[high wing]

you cant just post @glad carbon's nudes like that

[steel bone]

[high wing]

what a shitty filter

[high wing]

lava

[glad carbon]

@high wing

[weak jackal]

@somber sandal

[unreal gull]

average brainfart user being jealous of @tidal trellis

[somber sandal]

i was gonna ask

where is the meme

[somber sandal]

[weak jackal]

Its all connected

[somber sandal]

i still wonder

if they are gonna go into adult side of things

in inside out 3

[weak jackal]

new emotion

[somber sandal]

i want +18 inside out

[weak jackal]

period pain

just sits in the corner screaming for a few days a month

[somber sandal]

new emotion

[unreal gull]

[somber sandal]

financial distress

[weak jackal]

new emotional

pretending to be an adult

[severe sequoia]

Women will never understand the pain that men go through due to their monthly sperm cramps

[weak jackal]

checkmate liberal

[somber sandal]

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/crunchycat-luna-cat-smirk-smile-gif-9301919548442205824

[severe sequoia]

If only there was a cure

[glad carbon]

its called freakin a homie

[weak jackal]

brainfart becoming freakfart

quick post sexless memes

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033034004489838685/1231768388984901693/IMG_4488.gif

[somber sandal]

fuck him

[visual stirrup]

rizz em with the tism

[weak jackal]

Cuno is a good kid

wym

[visual stirrup]

cuno is a little shitheel punk

[weak jackal]

they don't know the cuno lore

[shell venture]

killing cuno is the good ending

[shell venture]

if you disagree kys

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-dumb-cat-stupid-cat-stupid-car-dumb-car-gif-3440626992816180205

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8dxeaY5_g&ab_channel=BlaketheSnake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CcjA_WrMaE&ab_channel=RoarkAnimations

[shell venture]

[weak jackal]

Let's all be nice and not sexualize one another

[unreal gull]

have a seat

[visual stirrup]

I will sexualize everyone here
except the minors

[glad carbon]

@pastel quartz imma get comfortable in ur body vro

[shell venture]

i hope you all die horrible deaths 🥰

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/glep-smiling-friends-adult-swim-sleeping-green-gif-24299485

[unreal gull]

you can't sexualize me vro, you don't have the skill

[shell venture]

i will

the party being your funeral

[shell venture]

i am joe chud

[weak jackal]

@shell venture

SHEN YUN BABYYYYY

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-china-gif-5416957

[weak jackal]

80% of brainfarters sound like this

[shell venture]

omg kermit is based

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-building-fall-woodz-gif-24715383

[shell venture]

bill gates i hope you die a slow death

dogshit company

dogshit os

[final cedar]

gf about to witness what peak animation looks like

[weak jackal]

Billiam Gates

[unreal gull]

what's ur preferred OS

tell me so I can roast u

[shell venture]

temple os

go ahead liberal

roast peak os

[unreal gull]

nvm, I don't know u were chill like that

carry on king

[shell venture]

i blame you then

[unreal gull]

bill gates was barely responsible for MS-DOS, let alone windows

[unreal gull]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-hmm-thinking-praying-pepe-the-frog-gif-15411715

how can you freak a body if ur Nobody hmm?

not the disembodied Becky

say sike rn

[final cedar]

bruh I gotta keep her contained with kids movies so she don't go amazonian on me

[shell venture]

whoa

if i had a gf i would let her go amazonian on me 24/7

[unreal gull]

who do you have to keep busy with kids movies?

[glad carbon]

hoes love disney movies

[high wing]

frota would know

he a hoe

[unreal gull]

literal pedo defenders in brainfart smdh

[shell venture]

whar

[high wing]

what?

i hope jones is just memeing and not actually retarded

but this is brainfart

so i shouldnt be surprised

[shell venture]

i am retarded

[high wing]

we already knew that

you like necoark

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-its-mid-true-morgan-freeman-gif-8763446312529432376

[unreal gull]

I'm only serious 100% of the time, now get naked and bend over

[final cedar]

it's always the ones who cry pedo the loudest who end up getting their hard drives seized by the feds

[idle veldt]

Who’s a pedophile now

[shell venture]

you

[unreal gull]

Nike

[final cedar]

Ok, how about you eat shit and die bitch?

[somber sandal]

f***********

[unreal gull]

he has someone he has to "keep contained" with "kids movies"

very sus

[final cedar]

sad mind

[shell venture]

only sus thing is him not letting his gf go 24/7 amazonian

[idle veldt]

Nike what did you do

[high wing]

amazonian women are best women

[unreal gull]

hopefully not little Sarah but it's looking that way

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/snusnu-futurama-fry-death-death-by-snusnu-gif-16228376

[civic panther]

[final cedar]

all fun and games till you learn why companies make bank on selling those blue little pills

[high wing]

they are just shorter amazonians

[final cedar]

the mind may be willing but the body is gonna be spongy and bruised

[shell venture]

I DONT NEED BLUE PILL RAAAAAAAAAAAH

how tall are you ?

[glad carbon]

[high wing]

so youre the latina

[final cedar]

nothing - jones just made the shitlist for trying to cry pedo, the bitch

[shell venture]

you're either lying or you are a a woman

[high wing]

or a lying woman

[unreal gull]

awful defensive there buddy

[shell venture]

true

i do

i can't see all the short people from this height

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to jonesboro93

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[final cedar]

[unreal gull]

how's the weather up there

[shell venture]

idk anymore

[high wing]

youyou is a dwarf among midgets

so he aint that much taller

[high wing]

what the frick

[glad carbon]

crunched

[shell venture]

im 185cm mister

[idle veldt]

Who the fuck is Sarah

[shell venture]

❌

[unreal gull]

yeah I'm sexy, when I see ur picture it will be on the registry lol

[high wing]

2 slo

[shell venture]

[shell venture]

chinese pride

[shell venture]

why does the top look like germany

[shell venture]

you can still see her eyes lmao

[final cedar]

talk shit when you actually brought a degen to justice, otherwise you either or learn your place

[high wing]

rip frota

[high wing]

we hardly knew ya

[shell venture]

ⓛωⓛ

[civic panther]

why is @final cedar being called a """pedo"""?

[idle veldt]

Yeah I don’t know dude

[unreal gull]

learn your place >on a meme discord channel

[glad carbon]

because his wife likes disney movies

[shell venture]

lame

[civic panther]

because his significant other enjoys kids movies?
brother ME, MYSELF, AND I enjoy kids movies

you ever watch atlantis?

[unreal gull]

my place is in a big latina booty

[high wing]

treasure planet was peak

[civic panther]

el dorado?

[civic panther]

YES

1000%

fuckin loved that movie

[idle veldt]

How old are you jonesboro

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/chel-el-dorado-the-road-to-el-dorado-road-to-el-dorado-are-you-serious-gif-26931128

im not a pedo

[unreal gull]

too old for Nike to be interested in

[high wing]

sounds like something a pedo would say

[idle veldt]

It’s ok you can just lie

[civic panther]

this but 6'4 and killing me

[unreal gull]

69 years and 420 days old

[shell venture]

idk if true reacting this is in my best intrest

[final cedar]

the degens end up virtue signaling too hard and call others out for something their sick mind connects as being problematic. You see it time and time again

[shell venture]

[idle veldt]

Ok so you’re like 15

[unreal gull]

I was joking at first, now it's just funny to see him mad

[final cedar]

@slender rock

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/kida-princess-atlantis-gif-21580064

good lord above

[final cedar]

WE JUST WATCHED THAT

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-tongue-flight-flight-reacts-excited-gif-17057509

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-zamn-gif-23633186

[unreal gull]

wait why were u targeted bro

no shit but what did u say

[high wing]

nobody said frota stinks

shit got heated

[unreal gull]

[ruby minnow]

so much yapping

[high wing]

that is indeed brainfart

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-fart-zendaya-gif-25198949

[civic panther]

AAAAAAA

[final cedar]

god I noticed this dude today and already can't stand his bitch ass

[unreal gull]

living in there rent free bb

gonna cry?

[shell venture]

it's 5am and my teeth hurt again

fuck this chungus life

[idle veldt]

Good lord

[high wing]

its this situation right now

[civic panther]

[shell venture]

brainfart situation is crazy

[final cedar]

fuck I lost the charlie clip

[shell venture]

which one

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/shitpost_2077/status/1846936710220804370

[glad carbon]

me and all my lifesize replicas of @pastel quartz

[shell venture]

poor nicki

[high wing]

i thought i was watching a funny meme

but it was just a dude jerking off

[ruby minnow]

bro i love and hate elite deep dives at the same time

[high wing]

i regret what i saw

[ruby minnow]

what the fuck is 5,5 hazard level bro

[shell venture]

[high wing]

it was edited and he was speaking another language

[shell venture]

what kinda memes is bro watching 😭

[final cedar]

moist critical farting into the microphone

[high wing]

IM SCROLLING THROUGH TWITTER

I DUNNO WHAT IT WAS

[ruby minnow]

the brave chinese commander calling a airstrike before getting finished off 🫡

[high wing]

i think thats what it was

[unreal gull]

how long did u watch before you realized it wasn't a meme

[high wing]

about 10 seconds

his dick was so small the edited radio covered the whole thing

[high wing]

[ruby minnow]

bro i got a efficeny 4 diamond pickaxe

before entering any mines

this minecraft modpack crazy

[final cedar]

perfect

[glad carbon]

lmao

@pastel quartz can u send a meme to me

[unreal gull]

I try not to waste energy, I try to act with the utmost efficeny

[high wing]

how the fuck did you know what it was

[final cedar]

What's peak pixar / disney?

[unreal gull]

yes

[glad carbon]

yes

[unreal gull]

says he will freak, just ignores

what a tease

[ruby minnow]

i know my gey porn memes 🫡

[high wing]

yeah fair enough

[shell venture]

honestly only ones i can remember now is horny picking

[ruby minnow]

they are always posted in a fallout 4 modding discord

[high wing]

LMAO

out of all the places

[ruby minnow]

its a few reused templates

[high wing]

it has to be a fallout 4 modding discord

[unreal gull]

am I not in the super cool discord gang?

[idle veldt]

I think the best Disney movie is ratatouille

[shell venture]

super retard gang

im chief in command

[high wing]

and youre the president

LMAO

[unreal gull]

just freak me homie don't be a wuss

if ur scared just say so

[final cedar]

it's definitely peak true that

[shell venture]

hot take

[final cedar]

the flashback scene gets me everytime

[shell venture]

i don't think ratatouille is that good

[ruby minnow]

cars

[shell venture]

it's not bad

[idle veldt]

Ok you are wrong

[shell venture]

but not peak either

[idle veldt]

It’s very good

[shell venture]

the other rat movie is better

[ruby minnow]

cars 1 is peak

[shell venture]

the one with jokerge frog

[ruby minnow]

i will not take any of your arguments

[idle veldt]

Ratz

[shell venture]

washed away or something

[final cedar]

I did watch cars the other weak and determined it's good for the memes but kinda shitty

[idle veldt]

No it is not

[final cedar]

it's goofy af

[unreal gull]

yeah, I should act very mature on a channel called brainfart, on discord, dedicated to a video game

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/roddy-gets-flushed-gif-25328249

[ruby minnow]

no taste

[shell venture]

best rat movie

[ruby minnow]

cars is peak

[final cedar]

ok cars gets to be good but we make fun of planes

[shell venture]

[ruby minnow]

planes is also peak

[final cedar]

bruh

[ruby minnow]

i watched that shit at school

3 times

[unreal gull]

bro can't enjoy the shrimple pleasures in life like 420 and 69, sad life

[shell venture]

what's the one with the horse

[idle veldt]

this rat movie

[low atlas]

hardest game known tom an

[shell venture]

i remember that from elementary school

[final cedar]

tangled?

[shell venture]

no

[unreal gull]

we do need more funny numbers tho u aint lyin

[shell venture]

the horse is the mc

[final cedar]

ah

[shell venture]

spirit

[final cedar]

Spirit

[low atlas]

im gonna touch you

[high wing]

spirit

[shell venture]

yeah that's the one

i remember watching that at school when i was 5

best school year of my life

[final cedar]

good stuff still drops every year

[shell venture]

i typed olf intead of old

[high wing]

is it cause hes italian

[shell venture]

who is italian ?

[high wing]

u

[shell venture]

hell no

[glad carbon]

hop on webfishing @pastel quartz

[shell venture]

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/webfishing-cola-fishmaxxing-gif-18393365160552366249

[glad carbon]

I ❤️ PEEING

[high wing]

peepee boy

[shell venture]

whoa now hold on

[unreal gull]

that's the mature content I'm here for

you would know that if you freaked like I asked mf

[high wing]

thats gross

[unreal gull]

but u were too scared

[glad carbon]

thats the hat

[high wing]

youyou was left in the jar for too long

[shell venture]

lon chao min

[glad carbon]

i hate this bastard

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1285634038786429021/wumpus.gif

[glad carbon]

@shell venture

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-kid-gif-26130790

man is there any games on sale

[shell venture]

games are always on 100% sale

[high wing]

ur mo

m

[shell venture]

moo

[high wing]

helldibers gib more content plz

[high wing]

fuck no

[unreal gull]

y not

[high wing]

get that garbage outta my face

[visual stirrup]

don't you hate it when you're so excited to tell a joke that you end up fucking ruining it?

[shell venture]

low iq individual

[high wing]

that makes 2 of us

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-its-mid-true-morgan-freeman-gif-8763446312529432376

[high wing]

i could redownload remnant 2

eeeeeeh

[shell venture]

i tried remnant 1
didn't like too much tbh

[high wing]

i just want my stalger

[shell venture]

play mods

[high wing]

i just want stalger 2

[shell venture]

we all do

you can cope with mods like i am

[high wing]

remnant is very hit or miss

if you like souls game typically you would like that game

i uninstalled the game

[shell venture]

i do like souls game

i don't like most soulslikes tbh

[glad carbon]

one more month vro...

[shell venture]

idk why

[glad carbon]

i cant wait

[high wing]

did you ever play surge

that one was gas

[shell venture]

no

[glad carbon]

surge 2 was fire

ngl

it was peak combat

parry delimb parry

[shell venture]

only ""soulslike""" i liked was salt and sanctuary

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/the-surge2-the-surge-surge-surge2-angelvi-gif-23805908

[glad carbon]

it had like monster hunter type drops

[high wing]

surge 2 was good

[unreal gull]

The Last Faith was pretty decent

[high wing]

i wish we got more dlc for it

[glad carbon]

cut the hands off a dude and use those as the best weapons in the game

[unreal gull]

it had gorgeous pixel art if nothing else

[shell venture]

im tempted to replay new vegas
with tacticool animation mods

[high wing]

steam lost my screenshots

rip

[shell venture]

on a daily basis lately

[unreal gull]

I've never played NV with mods, are there any that actually make it worth replaying after 100%?

(I don't install perv mods)

[shell venture]

there's like a fuckton

[high wing]

actually give me dragons dogma 2 dlc already

[shell venture]

someguy mods are peak new vegas story mods

[shell venture]

i only ever played the someguy mods for story and i can vouch for those 100%

[high wing]

guts

its guts you uncultured bimbo

[unreal gull]

just looked up ttw, that does sound interesting

[high wing]

you aint gonna do anything

[civic panther]

guts?

[high wing]

yes

im sorry, please dont

[civic panther]

why is he lightskin staring at the camera

[high wing]

cause he was looking at something off camera

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/waltz-shrek-smile-meme-look-stare-gif-7854036537860693248

[high wing]

i wish there was a mod for guts armor

[glad carbon]

why

[unreal gull]

I had a dream the other night I was a big time weed dealer, and I kept trying to find someone to light my cig but cops kept interrupting to search the room

[high wing]

cause its cool?

[glad carbon]

why

[high wing]

cause youre adopted

[glad carbon]

why

[high wing]

blocked

im angry

someone made a berserk armor mod

but its hidden

[naive bison]

“It’s just a kids movie” nowadays is used to excuse dogshit movies

[shell venture]

https://www.nexusmods.com/dragonsdogma2/mods/592

[high wing]

i saw that one

[naive bison]

Idk why but I wanna beat him to death

[high wing]

but i want berserk armor

https://tenor.com/view/bers-gif-25504701

[shell venture]

play elden ring

[high wing]

no

i already beaten it

and the dlc

[shell venture]

again

[high wing]

no

[shell venture]

pussy

[glad carbon]

me

[high wing]

why dont you play it again

[shell venture]

i will

[high wing]

right now

turn it on

stream it

[shell venture]

no

[high wing]

pussy

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-its-mid-true-morgan-freeman-gif-8763446312529432376

[high wing]

lmao

https://tenor.com/view/no-thank-you-ed-kel-mitchell-good-burger-2-i'm-good-gif-456091082400001038

[naive bison]

[shell venture]

keep scrolling

[high wing]

https://x.com/Gothayumukasuga/status/1846941936961106422

Goth Osaka (@Gothayumukasuga) on X

Twitter · Oct 17, 2024, 3:50 PM

[high wing]

i would love a new lost planet

1 was good 2 was amazing

[shell venture]

chat i think i swallowed my nail

it's over

[high wing]

it was nice knowing you

[pastel quartz]

what?

[shell venture]

i bit my nail

[high wing]

he was prolly biting his nails

yep

called it

[shell venture]

and i accidentally swallowed it

[high wing]

dumbass cat

[pastel quartz]

so what? i do that too sometimes by mistake

[shell venture]

you didn't it

i said it first

♻️

[high wing]

i literally called it at the same time as soon as you said it

dumb cat bitch

eating his nails

[shell venture]

i said it first

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/this-shit-laced-laced-hulk-green-monster-shit-gif-11770717343618769494

[shell venture]

proof

[high wing]

literally at the same time you posted it

show the miliseconds

[shell venture]

idc

i was first

[high wing]

first to die

from eating your nails

[shell venture]

you didn't call shit

[high wing]

i did

idiot cat

[shell venture]

cope

[high wing]

man has no food

is eating his nails

[shell venture]

i do be hungry

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/how-hungry-horse-meme-how-hungry-meme-hungry-gif-3271609735629330991

[potent hamlet]

that's why yo momma dead

dead as hell

what shoes she got on her casket

[unreal gull]

what kinda shoes she got on

damn you beat me to it

[potent hamlet]

that's why yo granny aint got no knees cause she cant pray to jesus, bitch

how bout that, she cant double duds

that's why yo baby got a glass eye, and when she cry you gotta clean it with windex, bitch

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-dancing-kitten-60fps-boogie-cat-gif-24303276

https://tenor.com/view/fallout76-nuke-friends-bomb-nuclear-gif-14693420697390417365

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-bangboo-eous-zzz-bangboo-gif-13206958052482952456

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X85knTdapxo

ive had like 20 of these ones

ecolalia is hell of a drug

[high wing]

imma get some noodles tomorrow

am excite

[unreal gull]

wat kind

[high wing]

nice

how was it

and you didnt post pics

fuck outt ahere

dumb bitch

[glad carbon]

🫃

[high wing]

bet it was shit

[glad carbon]

do I 🥺

[high wing]

man head cereal

"i made kimchi"

[unreal gull]

wat kind of noodles

[high wing]

the noodle kind

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-early-gif-18074307

[potent hamlet]

Having Ecolalia is pretty much hearing something and having to repeat it

ive been repeating FUCKING WATCHAMACALLIT FOR TWO DAYS NOW

[shell venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1195534644079251486/trevor.gif

[glad carbon]

show pics when

[unreal gull]

yeah but wat kind

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/gunslingermod-stalker-suicide-gun-kill-gif-21174948

[potent hamlet]

when world if worlding to me (the tax fraud got discovered)

[shell venture]

dumbass

when the fraud gets discovered

point the piece at them

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rat-stuck-in-macaronie-rat-stuck-in-pasta-stuck-pasta-gif-26617742

[low atlas]

can i see

[inland jackal]

!topic

[split canyon]

@inland jackal

POST MEMES IN HERE, NO POLITICS, NOTHING ABOUT WARS THAT ARE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

Where the brain can fart. Home of Fridayposting/Batemanposting/Anikiposting/Gachimuchiposting/Jermaposting/Wiseposting/Man-made horror beyond comprehension/Jinxposting and more to come.
Sometime we also provide psychological support, for some reason.

[shell venture]

that's why there's https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/950463356882530394 dumbass

[inland jackal]

[shell venture]

who is bro talking to

[low atlas]

you're the kid that stayed quiet in class when the teacher leaves the room

[inland jackal]

Its like you spied on me

[low atlas]

maybe I did

[inland jackal]

Come to think of it there was some dude patrolling the fences of school

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to rikiri

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[inland jackal]

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/Kj6Oak8wJ0.jpg

[glad carbon]

@steel bone get sick

[steel bone]

I'm always sick

Not working on me

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/5keGbGYb6A.jpg

[idle veldt]

Trueeee

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/yZedqRWoJn.jpg

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/1QJx3W55ez.jpg

[steel bone]

Cringe incarnate

[dreamy flax]

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[glad carbon]

nft cockchain

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/DpPzW4Aa67.jpg

[unreal gull]

das called propaganda

[shell venture]

[unreal gull]

quit being a cock tease lets see ur meals vro

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/XkP7X3WM6j.jpg

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[shell venture]

i thought this was a xelA one lmao

hard

[unreal gull]

claims others cant cook, won't post own meals. so tragic

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/YKemElqRer.jpg

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/8ReabrLzJL.jpg

[glad carbon]

quit being a meal tease, lets see ur cocks vro

[shell venture]

ok bitch calm down

[unreal gull]

post the food loser

I'm homgry

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/YKemzy0XJr.jpg

[potent hamlet]

I cant, i can't waste this opportunity

[unreal gull]

here's some sirloin and fried rice I made the other day, now beat that

[shell venture]

you can do it later

i won't die while they live

joker whar is this

[potent hamlet]

is this when i was describing deadlifting?

[unreal gull]

I startin to think this man just cooks hotpockets in the microwave

[potent hamlet]

i wish i could afford hotpockets

[unreal gull]

I will ship u hotpocket vro you just had to ask

[potent hamlet]

Those things dont arrive here

[potent hamlet]

i just went to the gym for like 3 hours straight out of pure hatred and still being tired af cant go to sleep

[shell venture]

caffeine

[idle veldt]

Where’s the hate come from

[shell venture]

me

[potent hamlet]

dont expectm me totalk senes

[potent hamlet]

my mother just threw most of my clothing

straight to the trash

[idle veldt]

What’s up with that bro

[potent hamlet]

there they go a couple of love letters

no?

they were from the same person

[shell venture]

send me one

[potent hamlet]

like 3 or 4 in my M65 pockets

im pretty much unorganized

both of them

nah, i havent

it's all really gone

[idle veldt]

By throw out you mean in a garbage bin

[potent hamlet]

not even that

i would've picked them up

she just made them disappear

nowhere near

[idle veldt]

What the fuck she’s magic

[shell venture]

yo don't anger your mom

she can cast fireball

bich got that botomless bin

kys

why is it so long

[inland jackal]

Ah yes. MP 443 Grach.

[visual stirrup]

Imagine if the pistol just used it's own knockoff version of the Glock logo

[potent hamlet]

so what hurted the most to me was:
DPM cargo pants
Chocolate chips camo cargo pants
3-color M65 S size
3-color M65 L size
Kuromi bag
black skinny jeans
a couple of t-shirts
a couple 2016 hoodies
a BKYS Hoodie
a couple crop tops
my baggy pants/training pants USA Army or sum
Denim Shorts (I bought them yesterday)
Dolphin shorts
Pajama pants
a long black skirt
a good pair of socks that now im virtually sockless

a couple tops i couldnt wear

[visual stirrup]

what color were the US army pants?
Grey or black?

[potent hamlet]

Black

yeah, dolphin shorts

[visual stirrup]

Did they have built in underpants?

[unreal gull]

the US has black army pants?

[potent hamlet]

like a mesh thing?

if so, yeah

[visual stirrup]

These shits

So uncomfortable

[unreal gull]

ohhhhhhh

[potent hamlet]

not those

theyre long

and baggy

[visual stirrup]

?

[potent hamlet]

no, those are common ones

[visual stirrup]

I guess I don't know what you're talking about

[visual stirrup]

Anyway
These are so fucking loud when you walk

[unreal gull]

thank you for your service btw @potent hamlet

what was ur MOS

[glad carbon]

zwip zwip zwip zwip

[potent hamlet]

i never was in the army

[visual stirrup]

Buy a watch as well

[potent hamlet]

i was in

well

AFES

[unreal gull]

is that still the military?

[visual stirrup]

Worked at a store that sold shit to US soldiers

[unreal gull]

ohhh...

[potent hamlet]

i want an F-91W, leave it in my wrist and forget its there until i need to know the hour

i bought a knock-off version once

it was like 5 bucks

[visual stirrup]

For those who don't know
These watches are cheap, a bit rugged, and great for building IED's

terrorist watches

[potent hamlet]

i only needed for work in dry spaces

it started falling off and finally it died and to this day idk what happened with it

i just left it there

[solar coral]

Im here to ruin your life

[potent hamlet]

im gonna get a dpm parka and start killing people that look red

wait, scots were redheads

irish people were...

ugly ass

i would rather walk around with marpat than using that

fuck

I spend a lot of time looking for the 6-color camo pants and when i find it, my mother throws it away

im gonna kms

not really

but fuck

[visual stirrup]

Does your mother think you should dress like a girl?

[potent hamlet]

its frustrating

[potent hamlet]

maybe, IF SHE TRIED TO LEAVE ANY SKIRT

im gonna burn this fucking house i swear ffs

[visual stirrup]

The smoking jacket?
Lots of soldiers love those

Great for when you gotta get out of the hooch for a quick smoke, i've heard

[potent hamlet]

i like the M65

[low atlas]

can we talk about how terrible all sand camo looks

[potent hamlet]

i once saw a Fishtail Parka tho

[low atlas]

rather have tan only

[potent hamlet]

with like, an OG M51, original wool liner, woodie intact, you can still read M-1951 in there

15 bucks

i couldnt buy it

since then my suicidal intentions came back

i havent talk like i used to cuz i was in the hospital oh wow

lmao

sounds like Amino ''Please worry about me'' kind of message

ive been wanting that for a long time

[potent hamlet]

Its really pretty but i referred to the pants

[unreal gull]

@pastel quartz don't lie vro is that your cooking

[potent hamlet]

also my mom just threw away my DPM jacket

[neat garnet]

[unreal gull]

I ran into a guy at my last job who claimed to be on the carnivore diet. I asked what his cholesterol was looking like and he was almost offended, he said "I don't know and I don't care"

he then said 20 grams of carbs per day was too much and I lol'd

[lost tartan]

box issue ghets really complicated quickly

[narrow lotus]

[shell venture]

that shit better be made with some exotic shit

[narrow lotus]

Yeah, Kevlar and Aramid

[unreal gull]

You could also get 3 pairs of Jordans for that. choose wisely

spoken like someone with 0 bitches smh

[shell venture]

i can get like 50 no brand shoes

bitches care about my political ideology

[unreal gull]

no, they're really into military surplus. you're right

[visual stirrup]

talking about politics and surplus gear is what scares the bitches

[shell venture]

yeah im not into bitches

im into tall amazonian women

[unreal gull]

I'm into men

[visual stirrup]

Gotta get a tomboy

Where are my latina goth forklift certified tomboys?

[unreal gull]

and Nobody (cross symbol) still won't freak me wearing his moldy military surplus that scares the hoes away smdh

[narrow lotus]

i am going to the gym

how

[unreal gull]

damn cuz where you at the north pole

[shell venture]

xd

[narrow lotus]

[shell venture]

watch it become 24 after 6 hours

[visual stirrup]

Don't forget the $ bags this time

[shell venture]

do banks keep money in $ bags ?

[narrow lotus]

my favourite machine is the lockpick one

[visual stirrup]

Just because it's in the gym doesn't mean it's a workout machine
my brother in christ, that's the safe where the employees put the cash from the register

[low atlas]

that means I can just pick up anyone and start lifting them

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/workout-cyanideand-happiness-gif-5145454

[inland jackal]

@fresh rose moramo napraviti flopsiju jednu dženazu

[visual stirrup]

playing delta force: hawk ops rn
this chinese knock off makes me wish so hard that Call of Duty kept on track with MW2019

[high wing]

hawk tuah ops

[shell venture]

why ?

is it bad

[high wing]

no

its good

[visual stirrup]

It looks so much like MW2019

[green schooner]

hi old man

[high wing]

imo anyway i liked it

[inland jackal]

Hawk tops

[shell venture]

if it's good then why care about cod

[high wing]

also the hero abilities arent crazy like hero shooters

you can live without em

[visual stirrup]

This shit is even going to have a built in extraction shooter mode

[high wing]

and a campaign

[visual stirrup]

it's probably gonna replace MW2019 AND SPT for me

[high wing]

that one is gonna be paid for

i dunno about the spt part

the extraction shooter portion is kinda eh

[glad carbon]

can i work you out vro

[high wing]

thats...

every game

[glad carbon]

no but the extraction mode is even more that

you have fun for a while and then you hit a brick wall of quests that are just rng

[high wing]

ah i see

ok fair enough

thought you were referring to regular pvp

[glad carbon]

i legit spent like

80% of my raids trying to do a single contract

saw it 3 times

[high wing]

i should play more incursion

but im waiting for more updates

[glad carbon]

did it twice

[high wing]

i wanna get tarkov

so i can mod it to play singleplayer

[glad carbon]

I needed to do it 4 times for my quests

[high wing]

but stalkger is also right around the corner

[low atlas]

heyo

[glad carbon]

stalker 2 wooo wooo

are you a pre order goober

[green schooner]

:3

level 20 in tarkov

happy

[low atlas]

neither

After so many delays I'm not even gonna buy it when it releases

[eager igloo]

Hi stinkers

[shell venture]

i expect it to run like dogshit

[low atlas]

Ill wait 6 months

[glad carbon]

not a doubt

remember SOC on launch

shit was buggy trash

[shell venture]

from what i heard it's not that buggy

[green schooner]

[eager igloo]

@inland jackal

[low atlas]

remember any gsc game, period?

[high wing]

i dont care

im just ready

i dealt with cyberpunk

[shell venture]

tbh it's been like 12 years since s2 was cancelled

[high wing]

i can deal with stalger

[shell venture]

so maybe it'll be different

[high wing]

i mean alot of ppl were saying the more recent version they played is alot better

[low atlas]

i mean it's ok, to each their own and actually I'm glad you can be hyped about a game

[high wing]

so who knows

[eager igloo]

What's stalker

[high wing]

im on copium

[low atlas]

It just isn't possible for me anymore lol

[glad carbon]

someone said in the 2 hours of EA they played, they only had 1 major bug

that sounds fine tbh

for some development hell sequel

[civic panther]

omfg i have something actually hilarious this time but i legitimately cannot post it

[shell venture]

same but that could be on purpose

[glad carbon]

they had more apparently but only one "really bothered them"

[low atlas]

gae porn*

so it is funny

[glad carbon]

which could mean it was some glaring animation bug or they got randomly killed by an object buggin

idk

[civic panther]

nah
its a rap of trunks, freiza, and vegeta calling trunks "the drink" and it makes no sense

its fucken funny though

[high wing]

they for sure downgraded some things

so maybe thats what helped the game more

[shell venture]

idc

[glad carbon]

that makes Nobody the joker

[shell venture]

graphics cucks need to kill themselves

[visual stirrup]

Even if I don't end up playing this game
I hope it takes Tarkov's playerbase
fuck them
Fucking retarded devs

[glad carbon]

ill jork you

[high wing]

stalker 2 in no way is gonna take tarkovs players

[civic panther]

UUUGH ITS A YT VIDEO AND ITS SO FUCKEN FUNNY BUT I CANT POST IT

[glad carbon]

dude real

[high wing]

theres alot that like the multiplayer aspect

[civic panther]

just look up "they call me the drink" on yt if you wanna see the most hilarious shit

[glad carbon]

i see 4000 videos of people jacking off shitty steam games just because they have good graphics

[low atlas]

He's talking about hawk ops

[glad carbon]

they come out

[high wing]

oh

[glad carbon]

and theyre scams

[high wing]

hawktuah

that aint happening either

[shell venture]

but look at that tree 5km away
you can see the aliasing

kys pls

[high wing]

alot of ppl complained about it

[glad carbon]

those fucking bodycam games

whoever shills those should

literally NO gameplay or story or anything

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9UN6WBwpLU

[low atlas]

It's.....real life dude.

you kill people IRL

[glad carbon]

theres only shitty unreal 5 graphics that are standard for unreal 5 because theyve made it so easy to do

[shell venture]

i'll take 800 boomer shooters with pixelated art

[low atlas]

play hyper demon NOWW

[shell venture]

unreal engine devs should do groupe suicide

[unreal gull]

I feel u on that. I'd take another Boltgun or Selaco over any more CoD

[glad carbon]

i'll take 30 pixel art indie metroidvanias before a fucking 3d scanned photorealistic shooter

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/hyper-demon-sorath-devil-daggers-gif-13246726868432554574

[high wing]

i hate that youtube changed its red color

[shell venture]

[high wing]

i keep thinking its my monitor bleeding color

[glad carbon]

dont do it man

its adhd meds tier

[shell venture]

good

[glad carbon]

you gotta have a prescription to play it

[shell venture]

don't need one

[low atlas]

My 3rd eye has opened and no one can stop me anymore

[shell venture]

i haven't seen a doctor in like 5 years now

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/tag2-gif-25229282

[shell venture]

bear bear sex lust

[high wing]

im poking your third eye

[glad carbon]

ew stop talking about ur 12th chakra

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/hyper-demon-sorath-cry-about-it-gif-1193362054183709917

[glad carbon]

we call em sperm cramps around here

[low atlas]

can't get one myself

[glad carbon]

eat my nuts

[low atlas]

stop it feels weird

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/pillsbury-doughboy-poke-poking-cute-gif-26966640

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/poke-gif-22830554

[low atlas]

I don't know why but this makes me uncomfortable

[visual stirrup]

Ah, fuck
the game also copied the "calibration" mechanic from MW2 2022

this bodes poorly

[high wing]

hawk tuah ops are the same devs that made cod mobile

iirc

i know they worked on cod

[glad carbon]

@shell venture yeah on the subject of fucking dogshit games that only have "OMG PHOTOREALISM!!", look at Black State

[shell venture]

dev of that game is called motion blur

LMAAAAAAAAAAAO

[glad carbon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNUthe9ZcMA

jackfrags needs to stop yapping

omfg

[visual stirrup]

This game is really fucking with me
it has the shitty bf:2042 aesthetic

[glad carbon]

"how is this real" ITS LITERALLY JUST STANDARD UNREAL 5 TOOLS

THERES NOTHING NEW

[shell venture]

i mean i don't mind games that look good or realistic

[low atlas]

Yeah idiot

It's unreal

[high wing]

frota passionate right now

kinda hot

[shell venture]

kys

[high wing]

oh

[glad carbon]

ill get passionate with you stfu

[high wing]

ok

what the fuck

i will suck yo toes dawg

[glad carbon]

i know

[shell venture]

kys²

[glad carbon]

hunter freaky

[high wing]

kiss myself?

[shell venture]

kiss me

[high wing]

whatever you say

oh ok

💋

[low atlas]

stop that

[shell venture]

[shell venture]

kiss me baby

[low atlas]

gonna come to algeria

[high wing]

you telling me you wouldnt give neco ark a smooch

[low atlas]

aladdin type shit

[shell venture]

please do

[glad carbon]

yeah... this game is so realistic that the boat doesnt move an inch in the middle of the ocean

[low atlas]

Ill show you the world

[shell venture]

i wouldn't

[high wing]

i dont believe you

[glad carbon]

people act like its AAA studio tier to make a good looking game now

its not

making an optimized good looking game maybe?

but like all the tools for 16k textures are with standard unreal 5

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60&ab_channel=ChrisVoiceman

[shell venture]

i think realistic graphics can be good if they fit and work in favor with the game

rdr2 for example

[high wing]

AI IS GONNA MAKE BIDEO GAMES BETTER

AI IS GONNA DO EBERYTHING

[glad carbon]

and then all the assets are just absurdly high polygon paid assets

[low atlas]

ai, make a 2b model with 9000000 zabajillion polys on the ass and legs please

[shell venture]

i keep seeing those "nintendo hire this man" video on facebook

[low atlas]

truly a huge change to the industry

[shell venture]

like a fucking dogshit kung fu panda game that looks like shit on unreal

[low atlas]

i wish ai never was conceived, fucked everything up

[glad carbon]

dude

also those fucking "photorealism" gta 5 reshaders

[shell venture]

nvidia and video game studios will go up in flames insh allah

[glad carbon]

that are just wet floors

[low atlas]

exams are harder because of ai, getting a job is harder because of ai, and all the quality is in the shitter

[glad carbon]

wet floors and darker contrast

yeah

[shell venture]

WET FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS

I LOVE WET FLOOR

ITS SO REAL

DOWNLOAD REALISTIC GRAPFIC MOD 520

muh visual mods that just make the game dark af

and you can't see shit

[inland jackal]

Gae

[glad carbon]

literally the ONLY good gta 5 shader ive seen for "real life" was some fucking AI model reshade frpm 4 years ago

and it was for some lab study

its not even a public mod

[shell venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywsV6mi3Klw

gta 4 already runs like dogshit on my new pc

[glad carbon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1IcaBn3ej0

yeah this one is still kinda ugly but its like

the best "realistic city experience" anyones gotten close to

despite being some lab study

i dont like the part where it turns the hills into a fuckin south american rainforest though tbh

for a socal based city

everything is dried out and covered in desert native plants

it looks so good because its dull

like actual dashcams

[slender rock]

from germany

[shell venture]

but le video game
just like real life.......

[slender rock]

different fucking climate too

[glad carbon]

not saturation cranked with magical puddles

try to find a single "4k realistic graphics mod" that isnt raining or covered in puddles

so true bestie

[shell venture]

how to throw up in 5mins

same

[glad carbon]

dont forget the weird 16k environments that are cluttered and not build for pvp

[shell venture]

but it was unplayable

fuck you

[glad carbon]

random chairs and garbage everywhere that makes it so hard to see anything

[shell venture]

no retard i was referring to dizziness

i can run it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1107443441564139520/1289733674463658014/firecat.gif

[glad carbon]

@pastel quartz funny how cyberpunk modders learned puddles =/= good graphics before gta ones

[shell venture]

trying to find mods for male V was a nightmare lmao

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dancing-meme-dancing-cat-white-cat-meme-gif-24092585

[glad carbon]

yeah wheres my cock and balls replacer mod smh

V gets 5000000 booba mods

[shell venture]

worse part about cyberpunk is your chracter is named vincent

[glad carbon]

robotic cyberdong replacer

catches on fire whenever you get those silverhand cutscenes

[shell venture]