#🎪bruh-fart
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mordhau was the best sword game. Chiv is cool too
everyones like prestige 500
have u played age of chivalry
it was peak
Nope
everyone was abusing the big guys
All the best games stem from being mods on the source engine lmao
Who was there for that sick housing drop
goku would clear that
Saddam Hussein
Was setting up emus and getting uniapatcher and saw this
Your bacon is so straight it might be a white male
Dogshit - pungent and moving
I forgot how to import a legally acquired PS2 bios
why are you telling us this
Why not
who the fuck asked you twinkimus maximus
Theres no legal ps2 bios I feel like
haha twink
Even the ones in the consoles are illegal
Ok that's above my mental capacities
I thought Sony doesn't like any emus
there's an Indian dude lip syncing to ai voices telling me how to do this shit
Dont know how thst applies if you fucking make it yourself hahahah
I'm just gonna wing it
I thought you meant loading in one of the myriad for common emus
Its dragndrop there
man I'm just tryna light the mood

If you twinkle there's light
BRO
This sounds like something I should try ngl
Well you didn't go guh this time so that's a start
Ah yes open the bios files with photos that's perfect
Send pics when there's yakuza with Sony tats outside your door
I'm too fucking retarded to remember how to do this
Mf chose a prime
Listen to Sanjit lipsyncin
Its the machine spirit official language pack
sorry alex but I gotta, ♻️
I think I got the bios 
@tidal trellis @native aurora twink
It is time for Budokai Tenkaichi 3 mods
flop blink twice with both eyes if you need help
WHY
🐟
...is that dream?
Its not like you had any
@stone blade @narrow lotus
https://hugelolcdn.com/v/941623.mp4
p!meme
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p!twink
ordai
the first one to actually make sense
neth
never gotta get it mr
fucking cursive
aint getting a command
no music

these are too normal
Well it summoned you hasn't it ? Seems like the twink command is working as intended
something is fishy

Real
Tbf dodging 3 assassination attempts
That mf has an unfinished quest line going 
It’s like the Rick and Morty episode with fortune cookies
Where until you complete it you’re immortal
Isn’t this weed smoking

bros getting assassinations like legion assassins
The cia is not sending their best 
Deserved
AAAA
I hate you but get well soon
what are you some sort of twink sympathizer
What'd you catch anyway
idk bro
You’re just being mean now 
We get it he’s a twink
maybe the flu, maybe a common cold, wtv it is im chillin
Black Plague be upon ye
thugging it out
so now a man cant call someone a twink on a daily basis
we live in a fucking dystopia.
Am NOT
It's spam because everyone already knows 
Anyway ham get well soon
it's spam ham
simply getting through it by hating more
man im fuckin pissed fuck this headache im going to sleep
He actually did, he increased his twinkhood with the new avatar
Hydrate
this shit will turn your gellar field off
Oh my god is this like yalls fetish to call people twinks over and over?
nah its his fetish to be called twink and they entertain it
Like
"You're such a twink :3"
"Nuh uh you are >:3"
Like shut up you both probably are 30 and are balding
im gonna pile up these gavrilenkos
headache 
@tidal trellis 
bruh
p!f lop
drink water, stop staring at your screen, try and shut yout eyes and nap for a bit, drink some water, eat some food, try to relax and de stress, and get some fresh air
And If none of that works
what do i see in delta force :
No thanks bro
Avoid oversleeping and dont forget to hydrate
I prefer existing 
cool pfp 👍
He is from pakistan, he gets stoned
Thanks pookie
Ahaha thats a funny joke
What you're on the gamma server and actually are happy?

Yes actually
Twink
I hit the gym more, got a fresh ass haircut and began looking like a human instead of a dystrophic entity
Amazing profile pictures my mans 
Cheers
We're just messing around, at least Flop is mature enough to take it and move on instead of whining to mods 
...yes?
Goddamn why are you being so deadpan, Im trying to make coy remarks and their missing their mark
i think Flop is the toughest of people who ever get/got bullied here
WHY CANT I INSTIGATE YOU
exactly
GET MAD RAAAH I WANNA CAUSE AN ARGUMENT
Mr thick skin over here
Fuck depression, fuck feeling bad for yourself and your situation, wake up and fight for a better life and ball like there is no tomorrow
Delight
Mr. Chaplain
Labas vakaras!
eugh, don't remind me
I kinda love this…Halloween Edition
Man. There is always rainbow at the end of a storm. If its hard right now, its going to get easy later.
Labas vakaras 
guh?
@tidal trellis twink
Ryrys minor trifles here are flops worst nightmare, ryry truly is the most oppressed individual of all time 😔
Dont even bother
He just likes being called like that
He wouldnt react if he didnt
@tidal trellis sultan of the twinkistan
Ok now someone is letting the fame get to his head
also ❌
Mods, pin him town and castrate him NOW
What can I say, I'm just perfect
dope
what
Perfect circle of a twink
My ranked teamates:
Imma break your neck for that
ryry got so opressed that mods banned him 😔
Its a corn ball
I proved it so many times
flop has never been so confused
Rip ryry, now that hes gone an imbalance has been made in brainfart
oh yes
There was a delicate ying yang
ryry alt
Yin is the father, and yang is the mother
And the son is mwadi
Or something
Yin is ryry
yinless
Atleast I dont have 2 yins
The yinyang of undiagnosed schizophrenia
Type shit
My reaction to this information
who are u talking to?
@solar obsidian
tell flop 
Whats guh
@tidal trellis 
Couldn't find anything on Guh
p!urban guh
by NarrativeControlled
What you say when you [rack up] $100,000 in [debt] in [30 seconds].
"infinite [leverage], [free money], can't [go tits] up"
"...-GUH"
:thumbsup: 943 :thumbsdown: 53
flops anti bully software
Greetings
There aint no party like a brainfart party
i have been doing it for quite a while
No diddling hillbilly in little italy called diddy
@steel bone 
King
Of the porcelane throne
yee
What one tweet does to a mf

(DanTDM went on to have a child)
i curse thee with forbidden knowledge
hi
Greetings
Wtf
look man
mods and all that
fuck you mean someone can post this but i can't say the nword or the shorter version of british cigarette without getting banned
who the fuck made these rules
The jiggle
these are some dumbass rules
should've looked faster chucklefuck
when the fuck is that sm2 update im fiending for the volkite pistol fr, they didn't even show what it does in the trailer
id have the same reaction tbh
Me too,imo chicken is the best tasting meat
i wouldn't go that far, not by a long shot
but its pretty damn good when prepared well with the right tools
its sorta in the same category as pork for me
just a grilled chicken breast or porkchop? i cant really stand, too dry for me, and i have had way too much of both of those in my life so far to enjoy them anymore
pork cutlet, fried chicken, nachos with chicken, or pork fried rice? MMMHHHMMMMM
today, my new job says they'll pay me to get microsoft certs. and they'll reimburse me for the one I already got preparing for the job 
indeed. the associate and expert ones I'm looking at are $165 each. better not fail lol
I failed a Cisco cert test a few years back and made sure I passed it on the second, I couldn't afford not to
no its literally finished
have you seen the uhh
game journo playing the release copy
dude was playing it like fallout lol
"I didnt know the bandits could flank"
watching that now and you're right
tbh i dont think he was calling the enemy flanking janky, but the game in general
those are like 2 seperate observations
excellent, it would not be stalker without some jank
now just leave it open for modders to finish the job and we'll be gucci
depends on the cut of beef, how it's cooked, and white bread in general aint healthy
true, but its mainly to spite the "har har amerifat cheesebunger" people here
amerifat cheeseburger
i wish
just move here bro


its not that easy to get a visa
it's okay, rednecks keep telling me the government is paying illegal immigrants to come here and giving them benefits and letting them vote
what do you need for a visa anyways
trans surgery on illegal aliens type shit
fuck you bitch Im gonna eat a whole loaf of white bread for breakfast
and then persume to live longer than you by 30 years
is living with type 2 diabetes really living tho 
its not
900 liters of rakija
every 1 hour
immune system strong enough to block a bullet
@river zealot @tranquil basalt hiii :3
silly Serb, your immune system has nothing to do with blood glucose 
175g net carbs per loaf and 980 calories, haha forget Amerifat you gonna be a Serb orb
Thats fucking toast nutrition facts
You loaf
White bread is legit just flour yeast water
lol all bread is flour yeast and water
that doesnt mean its not unhealthy to eat a ton of lmfao
we're gonna do this to @toxic sundial
is there only one type of flour in Serbia? 
Thats all bread dumbass
we're euthanizing nota
btw markiplier's show got released :D
Explain then why the fuck is there sugar in that stupid ass nutrition fact about bread
forgot markiplier exists
theyre putting bulgaria in the new COD
Live Zuko reaction
ahahah, the Serbian educational system didn't teach you what a carbohydrate is
HOW DO YOU THINK BREAD IS MADE???
ITS A CARBOHYDRATE
YOU MORON

Wtf you guys have faulty flower
ALL CARBOHYDRATES ARE SUGARS
No ur flour is faulty
other way around*
Fix ur flour
if you make your bread with almond flour it has very little carbohydrates in it
it's usually marketed here as "keto bread"
we just pick the cheapest sort thats from balkan usually
Frota I am going to shoot you with 800 rubber bullets
im going to shoot in u
1 blocked message
"fix ur flour" bitch all bread has sugar in it, thats how bread is made
thats why its called ADDED sugars
Your flour is faulty
hows it goonin
hungy
just ate chicken and drinking christmas cola
your BRAIN is faulty!!!
I dont have one of those
i can make u some nuggies
Also dont they add sugar in dough in the US anyways cause lol sugar addictive
The US just has shit bread

skill issue
You can prob get a better burger in Hamburg
US food is diverse as shit so if you get bad food at one place, just go to a different one
frota if u move here u will be 80% healthier
cus we dont use poison as half ingredients
❤️
I hear a last of us clicker clicking in my house
yeah but then im stuck eating porridge and unseasoned chicken
wait I know why you're about to eat a whole load of bread bitch, you are near Hungary 
i live like 2 miles away from kebab
bro pogaca
😩
Splash some holy water on it for flavor
with some bean soup
Pasulj
And then frota says there is bland food in Europe
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flakes is for the spice its optional
You right
salt is for the pepper
Needs some red 40
not the recipe
bogdan is mad he doesnt have jerk chicken or any number of southern US seasonings
us restaurant chain food is bland, you need to hit a small local restaurant
or have someone's mom cook for u (not a white mom above a certain income bracket tho)
He could never imagine eating cabbage that has been fermenting in a plastic barrel for 3 months and then pouring pure paprika spice on it
(i dont eat this myself cause i think it sucks)
fermenting in a plastic barrel
grey sludge
Those are different
The ones you use in serbia for zimnica are food safe
i would puke and it wouldnt look any different
not true?
I don't see how plastic and fermentation go together but aight
@prime zenith oil up
Hes saying it looks like shit but jamaican food also looks basically similar to that and he would eat it
jamaican food is 🔥 tf u mean
I didnt say it was bad
after u
the difference is this is Jamaican jerked chicken, and you posted rotten cabbage that's been sitting in a plastic barrel in someone's back yard
ah right the basement
Podrum meta
Yessir put the barrel somewhere in backyard where sun reach it and make it crack open
Shatters like glass
Blanket get hot and it still shatter
what kinda cheap plastic do you bulgarians have
You need use tarp and then it still wont be good cause it needs to be in a cold as shit place
Its probably not even plastic
Its something else
Idk what its called
sleep tight mr artyom
There is a cat in the room
And she doesnt like me
She wondered into the room while i was eating
She shall be locked inside
Unless she like meows
Figured out who the clicker last of is in my house is
Brother started snoring and the clicking stopped
I love living with people who snore
Bro what
Are you stroking?
There was legit clicking
i used to talk to in my sleep and i would wake up ppl
It was so funny
Ok she meowd
I let her out
She like never meowd
why?
silly cat
I dont know
Poor cat
awwe
Oh.
Night everyone I go sleep
night twink
real
branfart
the impossible happened
arma 4 release date dropped
2027 
They snuck it into the background visuals of an orchestra playing reforger music
ok that's pretty cool
yea i saw the clip
Hiii
hows it goin
At work but im ok hbu
gonna sell out so hard
📈 
genestealer chef made this
im good :3
i could do with some maccies rn
never seen a grand mac
its french i think
o



@shell venture oil up
One day i wish to ne built like that man

blackface
"built like"
it's 
not identical
Lmao
me and u

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banana
P!banana3
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is it a statue ?
oh i get it now
it's not a statue 
Markiplier's show edge of sleep is #6 in the US, 24 hours within its release
Freedom per mile square is measurement that is used to gauge the tons of bombs dropped on a vicinity of one mile square
rabid fans
it also has a 9.1 on IMDB iirc
saw it yesterday
lol
most episodes were 9.9 10/10 in 20 mins lmao
?
when it was released
ok but is it actually good
most episodes were 9.9/10
AH
yea
same thought
he's been makin movies
he still promotes indie horror games tho
and plays with the gang
what you puffin
i got some fine aged mango kush on my desk rn
smells like mango 
but I'll be having meetings tmrw
aw what the hell 
dry herb vapes are the best thing stoners ever came up with I swear
I love mangos

Or you can use the Fibonnaci sequence if you want to be a nerd about it
I use kilometer
I dont use miles that much
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMEEETEER
hmm, na it's one of those glass tube pen things
Mostly in a run my friend asking how long are we running? I usually told them 3 and they always thought its 3 miles, but its just 3km
Im a naturalized Muricahn not Natural one
So yes I understand Keelomrter
Instead if Football fields per block
@final cedar hiii :3

!!! TABI ALERT !!!
deb posting
Frota selfie
i love leroy
@glad carbon guess what
chicken butt
No
What did he mean by that chat
i think he meant that
@weak jackal
i love that fucking thing
i wish i get to forget Happy Meat Farms and Mistery Flesh Pit National Park so i can enjoy it again
hunter stinky
Btw i love how even Scary Movie being a comedy movie, has so much damn thought into some stuff like the two killers thing
bro got the whole squad rolling up
and how you can tell when which killer is which
yapper
yappa
or how when the killers appear, mostly its a way that makes sense since they're both humans
idk i just saw Scary Movie 1 because its october
stinky
ive never watched scary movie until now lol
Opinion on scary movie 1
never watched it
so it sucks
which one was the exorcist parody
really fucking good of a movie
idk, i think the second one
It’s really fucking good???
what's the parody of that puppet horror movie
chucky?
wtf did you look up lmao
What’s your opinon of Boo! A Medea Halloween?
madea moment
🫃
🫃
God I wish madea was real
thats u
would u hit that
i need to watch old ass movies that are older then me
imagine the experience shes got
Just not a gilf kinda guy
i bet she gives some out-of-this-world dome
more like "go to bed now, dont care. if u dont go to bed rn, ur not gonna be using that computer for 2 weeks."
im the one who got they computer taken away for 2 weeks
hi surrae 
you deserved it
less time in brainfart
i got PTSD from no computer for 2 weeks
yet you welcome me here all the same
Wdym
just joshin around, dw
that's the nicest part of winter
you just open a window or a door
and the -10 breeze comes in when you're under blankets
greatest feeling known to man
fuck winter
spring is the best
mm yes i love waking up to grey sky and cold weather
slavic men vs slavic women
yeah it was filed by john complainer
he does all our national complains
Isn't it sunny there too?
sometimes
literally you
I DO GET UP AT 3AM TO MAKE SPAGHETTI LMAO
ye
Mobile users when someone posts a webm
Yatagarasu Kiriko has GRIPPERS??? 🫣🦶
Drop a 🦶 if you’re hyped for Kiriko’s new skin in Season 13 ✨ https://t.co/4TaxbdfVyk

There goes my meager consideration to go try the game
Not touching with a 5m pole now
dry is gonna stop playing tf2 now
overwatch 2 only
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it was a VIDEO?!?!

certified L O B O T O M I T E moment

Absolutely not
is it because theres no furry cosmetics for the overwatch heroes
kick he ass
@pastel quartz
this pic is from 2 years ago 
no wonder nobody plays that shit

By theoretically speaking, when you posted such picture about a cat staring at anyone who is reading the message as being homosexual, the cat ALSO stares at you while you are looking, browsing, posting the picture onto Brainfart online, therefore fully stated as matter of fact that you, Mister Frota, is a Homo person

aint reading allat
POV: You are my father
you looked at it
old world blues reference!!!!!!!
how about you get some new world boobs instead bro
WITH SCIENCE
ITS NOT WHETHER THE ANSWER IS WHY
IT IS WHY NOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBrp7v4PE0c @glad carbon
get that PDF shit outta here
ban cuppy
recently watched the helsreach movie and angron eater of worlds on YT, both were fucking amazing
there's no law against a brainrot here
this is worse than brainrot
blocked by umg
idk know what it is 
United Machine Gun
idk what's UMG neither

universal music group?
"I will die here....I will die on Armageddon" 🗣️ 📣 🔥
Ello birb
hello moderator
do u have to inform your neighbors you've moved into the neighborhood? 
what does that mean ?
means im not you
i've got something i want to post
and its not really bad, its from a comedy show that uses really ugly puppets, and it doesn't say any slurs
but its a song called "i've never met a nice south african", as in apartheid south african
but i dont want some dingus cum waffle like s5yn, skom, or josta to see it and get a reason to bean me
clearly
Exactly
i mean you are in the mods hands
doesn't matter what we say
i want to get dry's opinion on this, because he may have seen this before
Having to legally inform your new neighbors that you've moved into the neighborhood means you're a registered sex offender

Surely he's asleep
mainly 3 of the mods hands, the rest would probably be chill about it since its actually funny
fuck you
he sleeps w 1 eye opened
why are you insulting me now
cause now i know the context
Aight, send it in my DM
Oh yeah he has a fucked sleeping schedule
@coarse bear has been sent
@tidal trellis @eager igloo 
never thought i'd say this
but he just like me fr
If hes in germany its like 6am for him
it is 6am for me
does that mean im german ?
no
you are
uh hold on
Algerian


close enough
im next door
Gratzi
🤌
im not italian
you are
like if you can't even answer the question of if you are a robotic being or not
how can you even sure you aren't Italian
@coarse bear yeah i dont think it'll pass here, the ending plus the "fairly modest german" part is something someone is gonna see and go "this is totally heckin bad" about
titus happy it is
post it then say dry approved 
I have no fucking clue how it's under 10MB
But I'll tell ya what, even with the modest German bit, I'll let it fly because it's part of the lore of Britain due to how fucking bad it was
its your word against the rest of the mods ig...
as an african you have my blessing
id just rather not get banned because i am unable to sleep, am drinking a soda, and its 10:30pm, so i gotta stay up through the night and day tomorrow, because sleeping at anytime before like, 12 is gonna be difficult
Why did you have to remind me that Europe exists
you aint a homie
its over for me
Considering I gave my okay to it, you'll be fine 
If you don't make of how terrible Apartheid is, are you really human?
that's not European
even dry is a homie
that's Midropean
eh
hi nota
i've heard of the apartheid, but my world history class was online, at home, and during the quarentine, so i didn't learn a fucking thing from it, so it might as well have not been taught
was rhodesia a part of the apartheid? because i know the scalding basics of what rhodesia was
PUTA MADRE
Will never not give this a watch
it's not as bad tbh
Imagine, if you will
Racism
No Rhodesia was a different thing
I have been summoned
Still racism

Now put British cunts at the head of it, put em in charge of South Africa, and make em super racist rich British cunts
Rhodesia was a bit of fighting commies and a lottt of white supremist stuff

losing my fucking mind out here




