🎪bruh-fart

[quartz ridge]

No god intended for me to hunt commies in a abrams

[atomic crane]

stop dodging the question

you like breathing farts, admit it.

[quartz ridge]

I will hunt commie trash

Everything esle doesnt matter to me

[minor cypress]

Man

[atomic crane]

you like getting out of breath in a fart tank

[quaint ore]

Join Polish Army then

[quartz ridge]

I want to KILL fucking with a abrams i want to TANK i want to BLOWUP a bmp with a 120mm sabot round

[atomic crane]

manual loader abrams after yall just got back from a rotation and the base got taco bell

[minor cypress]

Imagine the smell of being trapped in an old ww2 tank, cramped as shit, full of dudes with the protein braps

Fresh hell

[quartz ridge]

It would br peak

[atomic crane]

they be eating corned beef n cabbage and shit

[quaint ore]

Pretty sure the smell is very, and I mean, very overbeaten by smell of gasoline and gunpowder

[minor cypress]

I would hope so

[atomic crane]

gasoline is such a wonderful smell

[quartz ridge]

Does rhe 11th ACR still exist

[unreal gull]

smells almost as good as coke

[atomic crane]

well coke is made with gasoline

[glad carbon]

HIII @old kettle

❤️

[minor cypress]

Worst unconventional way of dying?

[glad carbon]

fire

[atomic crane]

thats conventional

[minor cypress]

My vote, falling in a corn silo

[atomic crane]

true

[glad carbon]

boiling sugar

[atomic crane]

[unreal gull]

drowning to death in a pool of petroleum jelly

[minor cypress]

Imagine drowning in corn

[glad carbon]

like really really boiling

[unreal gull]

cause it's viscous

[glad carbon]

not just boiling water temps

[quartz ridge]

Nding and poping yourself in the brain

Anddd a police car just blew by

[minor cypress]

Nah, those are straightforward. Im looking for straight nightmare fuel

[quartz ridge]

Hmmm

[atomic crane]

honestly heavy radiation exposure is pretty rare and nightmarish

[minor cypress]

Imagine getting stuck in a sealed mirror maze that slowly fills with helium

[quartz ridge]

Dying in a mud puddle in verdun

Like imagine tripping snd then sinking into a mud pool filled with dead bodies and rot

And drowning in that

[unreal gull]

choking to death on the protein braps of the tank crew 😩

[minor cypress]

Ooh thats pretty bad

[flint jacinth]

Getting rolled up on an industrial size lathe looks memorable

[atomic crane]

rolled. up.

[quartz ridge]

I once touched a lathe and burned my hand

[naive bison]

Eat him like burger

[atomic crane]

falling in the village water wheel

[quartz ridge]

I eas super sleepy and i was working on a lath

And forgot its legit a drill press

But sideways

So when i tried to take the drill bit out

[dusty lava]

I ate him like a shawerma

[quartz ridge]

I out my entire hand around ts

And it burned me hard

[naive bison]

Sucked into an oil pipe when diving

[quartz ridge]

Delta P situation

[naive bison]

Or being boiled alive by ship sonar

[atomic crane]

yeah delta P situations are pretty awful

[atomic crane]

oh god i had no idea

how the fuck does that work

[clear vapor]

Omsk?

[flint jacinth]

Or just dying cause some Chinese bitch painted the carrots orange with arsenic on the market

[dusty lava]

Sochi

[clear vapor]

nice

[naive bison]

Google

[unreal gull]

truly some Blade Runner type shit going on out there in the motherland

[quartz ridge]

Submarine sonar is so powerful if you are diving next to it and its activated you will legit die

Im pretty sure your organs explode on the inside i think

[magic tartan]

branefart

[atomic crane]

no thanks i'll just take the misinformation you're spreading and believe it

too lazy

[magic tartan]

i brought toxic waste

[dusty lava]

Bronyfart

[unreal gull]

it's that time

[naive bison]

Dying in a Chinese house collapse cause walls are filled with flour instead of concrete

[quartz ridge]

@atomic crane it can rupture your organs and cause your brain to fucking hermimorage

[atomic crane]

gyat

[quartz ridge]

Whats worse is rhat i think itll be a mettalic shreaking noise the entire time

So not knly do you die its utter pain

[narrow lotus]

Dumb srlanyan

[flint jacinth]

Or straight up rice crispies. I seen their evs, byd brand, have hoods that are painted lacquered cardboard

[dusty lava]

[atomic crane]

"i dont even know him, i totally dont get piped by him daily guys."

[quartz ridge]

The 3 gorges dam must fall

[minor cypress]

Ooh ive got another one

You get trapped in the server farm, by yourself, and the fire protection systems go off.

[flint jacinth]

Get gassed

[minor cypress]

Room instantly voids of o2, seals shut,

[quartz ridge]

Wont that littlerallt cut off your oxygen

[flint jacinth]

How about a nap in a solarium?

[quartz ridge]

MICHEAL DONT LEAVE ME HERE!!! MICHEAL!!!

[atomic crane]

is it a vacuum or is the o2 replaced by something

[minor cypress]

Air replaced with argonite

[quartz ridge]

Itd the same thinf with mri machines i think

[atomic crane]

mmmmm!!!!!! argonite!!!

[quartz ridge]

They suck oxygen out the air and put in nitrogen

[flint jacinth]

Isn't it sulphur hexaflouride, being heavier than air and easy to replace?

[minor cypress]

And the last thing you see is endless rows of server racks

Not sure, i don't remember the exact details and just did a quick google

[flint jacinth]

Maybe that's for small scale

[quartz ridge]

Your headphones play " unwritten by Natasha bedingfield

As you die

God white girl music as you pass must be such a vibe

[unreal gull]

makin my way downtown, walkin fast, about to diiiiiiiieeee

[flint jacinth]

Best fire suppression systems use piss

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyZWr2wm8B0

[minor cypress]

Nightmare fuel

[atomic crane]

dying music?

[flint jacinth]

Perfect since I wake up to it

[quartz ridge]

" feel the rain on your skin noone else can feel it for you '

[naive bison]

You didn’t say he’s lying

[quartz ridge]

Poor guys

[unreal gull]

modding a camry is devious work

[atomic crane]

is this regarding the fire suppression system

[minor cypress]

Yeah

[atomic crane]

water+circuits=fire

shrimple really

[quartz ridge]

Yeah that's why i wont work IT

It scares me man

[atomic crane]

lol im lined up for another interview to work IT at a hospital

will probably be safe

[quartz ridge]

Good luck pal

Hopefully you dont die

[minor cypress]

Data centers and fire suppression systems are the true backrooms

[severe sequoia]

Well moreso some fire suppression systems use things that either cannot be breathed in or are outright toxic to suppress fires more effectively

Especially in cases where water would cause a lot of damage

[atomic crane]

yeah its real dangerous work putting a new SSD in lois from reception's desktop computer

[unreal gull]

good luck, stay based

[flint jacinth]

A job as IT in an insane asylum sounds like a good book stup

[quartz ridge]

I mean from like a disease or smth

[atomic crane]

maintain the machines keeping the patients calm

[severe sequoia]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaseous_fire_suppression

me with my evil ass fart fire extinguisher

[quartz ridge]

If a zombie apocalypse breaks out you'll be the first to go

[atomic crane]

its a small town that mainly sees victims of violent crimes and drug abuse if not your typical nosebleed or broken arm

[flint jacinth]

"He won't throw shit if you make 8bit noises"

[quartz ridge]

In that casd you'll be fine

[minor cypress]

Endless rows of servers.

[atomic crane]

yeah its gonna be a lot of narcan moments and that's about it

[quartz ridge]

Yeah tbh i dunno what field to go into

[atomic crane]

evil ass extinguisher right there

[quartz ridge]

Lowkey working at a mechanics shop

[minor cypress]

How big is the hospital?

[quartz ridge]

And dk if i eanna keep doing this

[atomic crane]

it's like maybe twice the size of a clinic

2-3 times the size of a clinic

[minor cypress]

If its small town, expect a small budget, outdated equipment, and skeleton crew. Could be really chill or a mess

[atomic crane]

its a skeleton crew/a mess

all those things probably

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/goteem-go-team-happy-fun-sports-gif-4789485

[atomic crane]

better than application hell/application purgatory

[minor cypress]

May the documentation gods of old smile upon you

[atomic crane]

i am so glad i dont have to spend 2 months looking for the bottomest of the barrel jobs after graduation

[flint jacinth]

Skeletons are innocent

They tryna free their homies

[flint jacinth]

Try 3 years

[atomic crane]

honestly i like the sound of it even if it's a total disaster with like 2 people on the team

i accept the challenge, local hospital.

[atomic crane]

3 trees, 3 years.

[minor cypress]

Trial by fire is always good short term

[flint jacinth]

My favorite way to work

[quartz ridge]

Tbh im lowkey

[minor cypress]

You learn to swim and unfuck things

[quartz ridge]

Im kinda down to go into mechanical engineering

I fw it heavvy

[minor cypress]

Good luck, its interesting but not for me

[atomic crane]

i'm pretty good at floating

[quartz ridge]

Or aerospace

[atomic crane]

do you enjoy math

[quartz ridge]

Kinda

[minor cypress]

Go into xyz engineering, get a clearance, go work at an ordinance proving grounds. Cozy gig

[atomic crane]

i made it up to DiffEq before my hatred of math barred further progress in that degree

[quartz ridge]

I never went past pre calc in hs lol

[atomic crane]

switched my ass to cybersecurity and never looked back

fuck STEM

[quartz ridge]

I tookna gap year that turned into gap years

[flint jacinth]

Yeah you gonna be swamped in statics day one hah

[atomic crane]

we love applied sciences

[quartz ridge]

Because my dad lowkeg is dying

[atomic crane]

sounds kinda highkey...

[minor cypress]

You'll need this then

[quartz ridge]

Probably gonna cry everyday

[atomic crane]

i did trig in HS and they put my ass in College Algebra

[quartz ridge]

If i hate it ill do something physics or chem based

[atomic crane]

please not chem

[quartz ridge]

I fucking did reallly good at physics

[atomic crane]

physics is awesome

[flint jacinth]

More applied maths lol

[quartz ridge]

I took ap physics rhat shit was easy

[atomic crane]

but chem is FUCKED

[minor cypress]

Me starting in "cyber engineering" aka comp sci + electrical engineering, then finding the joys of just doing comp sci + cybersec focus

[quartz ridge]

You make like a lot of money though

[atomic crane]

at my uni, cyber engineering is the defense track of "cyber operations" AKA cybersecurity

[flint jacinth]

Just stay away from organic chem and you'll be somewhat okay

[quartz ridge]

Tbh im probably gonna go

[atomic crane]

chemistry is overall just too much for me to handle

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane can you buy this for our freakoff

[quartz ridge]

Community college and transfer to a uc

Or 4 year

[atomic crane]

i thought we would just use spit

[quartz ridge]

Free college thats cheeks but its not the hard lessons

So i do the easy shit af a cc

Then do the hard shit at a uc and save money

[flint jacinth]

Pick something FUN, the world already has what they need in abundance

[quartz ridge]

If i pick something fun then i wont make enough money

[flint jacinth]

But you won't be miserable at 40

[quartz ridge]

Ill be miserable at 40 no matter what

[atomic crane]

i'm guessing california has general education requirements like arizona does, you're unfortunately going to be stuck taking 6 math courses, 2 levels of chemistry, several writing-intensive classes, and other assorted retarded bullshit before you ever see something actually related to your degree

[quartz ridge]

I at least wannna have moneh to buy shit i love

[glad carbon]

nope

[atomic crane]

oh? independent fact check from frog?

[quartz ridge]

Not sure tbh

[flint jacinth]

You think UNI gonna give you the financial freedoms?

[atomic crane]

hint: it will

[glad carbon]

is this UC level or community college ur talkin about

[quartz ridge]

Yeah if i do 2 years CC then go to a UC

Only pay 2 years of uni

Hopefully ill have saved enough to not need as many student loans

What i could probably do is since ill get a house ill make it a rental while i live at the UC

[atomic crane]

i love seeing high school dropouts who can barely keep the drool in their mouth while they say "uhhh that degree isnt gonna do anything for you hahahahahahaha"

[quartz ridge]

And then once im done eith uc ill kick em out and move in or smth

[quartz ridge]

Hs drop outs when drop shipping and trapping didnt work

[glad carbon]

urmm that degree wont do anything for you, just learn to flip real estate

[quartz ridge]

Like no shit neighbor

[quartz ridge]

Flipping real estate used to be decent

Then market crash and now the housing crisis

[glad carbon]

until companies got involved

damnation

[quartz ridge]

THANK YOU BLACK ROCK FOR BUYING A BILLION HOMES

[flint jacinth]

If youre tryna reference me I've finished uni, but my highest paying jobs never ask me for it

[glad carbon]

giant investor firms swallowing up a billion houses and doing nothing with them

[flint jacinth]

Its based on performance

[quartz ridge]

I hope all blackrock and vanguard ceos die a brutal death

[glad carbon]

investment firms can suck @atomic crane

[atomic crane]

well that's good, i hope that applies to the 300 million people living in the subject of the discussion's home country as well

[glad carbon]

no hes uhh

slovenian?

[atomic crane]

they can suck me

[glad carbon]

where you at @flint jacinth

[atomic crane]

alex lives in norcal

[glad carbon]

yeah the US job market is like

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-earnhardt-nascar-gif-18753727

[glad carbon]

needs a masters and 3 years of experience for the 18$ an hour entry level job that has no benefits

[quartz ridge]

God if i fail in life ill probably become a homelss man addicted to fdnt

[flint jacinth]

Back home rn, slo

[quartz ridge]

God being a crack head seems fun

[atomic crane]

more like "entry level position - requires bachelor's degree in related field - requires minimum 2 years experience"

[quartz ridge]

Imagine being abld to almost kill peopld with hammers and nothing happening

[minor cypress]

Its 50/50. Degree helps pass a checkmark for job, and gives you general exposure to a field. Which tells job you know how to learn.

[atomic crane]

like BITCH YOU CANT SAY ENTRY LEVEL AND 2 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN THE SAME LISTING

[glad carbon]

i saw a job near me that did that

[quartz ridge]

I would probably get job experience before going to uni

[glad carbon]

entry level whatever machine shop shit

[quartz ridge]

Then go to uni sfter

[glad carbon]

needs 8 years experience

[minor cypress]

And that's about it. Everything else is outside certs and job xp

[glad carbon]

[quartz ridge]

Wbich is what im doing

[atomic crane]

this is a good idea

[glad carbon]

@quartz ridge do CC, do a part time job, do uni

[quartz ridge]

I still talk to my old hs business teacher she used to be fucking ermmm

Upper managemnt

[glad carbon]

in that order or both of the first 2 at once

[quartz ridge]

Worked at intel and stuff

[atomic crane]

treat a degree as a professional development tool rather than a magic carpet and you'll probably succeed

[minor cypress]

When they advertise college getting you ready for the workforce, they mean "we got you to a level where you're ready to be trained and molded."

[quartz ridge]

She basically said she would rather have a 3.4 student with work experience than a 4.0 student with no experience

[quartz ridge]

Probably gonna do that tbh

[atomic crane]

i wish i could go back and follow my own advice, unfortunately my parents and the world kinda drilled it into my head that a degree is some magical job-giving thing

so until a few years ago i had this retarded mindset that i just had to finish college and then i would be coasting

[quartz ridge]

Tbh if i had kids

I would legit tell them all the mistakes i made

[glad carbon]

in this economy??

[minor cypress]

live and learn

[quartz ridge]

So they dont make it

[quartz ridge]

Bring in 10/10 village girl using blue passport, have kids, argue daily, not divorce, be unhappy

Its the cycle all 1st - 2nd gen americans fo through

[atomic crane]

honestly making every mistake is a lifehack because then you create a perfect supersoldier child by letting them learn from your mistakes

[flint jacinth]

I'm just poor eurotrash, but in the great land of usa, last thing I'd bother with is high edu, with all your business oportunities and myriad of ways to keep yourself afloat

[quartz ridge]

And what business opportunities do i have

[glad carbon]

lol

theres none for a college kid

[atomic crane]

great land of USA is overflowing with fucking people, meanwhile eurotrash have like 3 million competitors at the most or some shit

[flint jacinth]

That's why I said I wouldn't bother with high edu

[quartz ridge]

Most migrants wont go to college tbh

They will do bkue collar stuff

[glad carbon]

their kids will

[quartz ridge]

Go to a ghetto / hood home depot

[glad carbon]

which is why some of them immigrate over

[atomic crane]

or any home depot in arizona

[quartz ridge]

9/ 10 the guys at the home depot parking lot are immigrants

Asking for work

I am not being racist when i say this but almost everytime ive gone to this kne home depot ive heard " senior do you need work done? "

[flint jacinth]

Realistically how easy it is to find job in front a home depot?

[quartz ridge]

Its hard because anyone going to home depot knows what they are doing

[flint jacinth]

That was my gripe

[glad carbon]

i love community college ngl

[flint jacinth]

Last place I'd be waitin

But I hear it a lot

[quartz ridge]

Like the only reason im at home depot is to get putty since some stupid rentors broke a lot of shit in my uncle's house

Who is renting it

Here it is byw

[atomic crane]

i hate community college, it's like looking at a financial black hole where none of the profits go back into the organization and everything is broken or just sucks

[minor cypress]

[flint jacinth]

The idea to just walk up somewhere and have ANY job in EU is impossible

[quartz ridge]

I got jumoed on a cc campus once

By a homeless guy

They caught him cause he ran

And they let him go

Even though he attacked me for no reason

[minor cypress]

California moment

[atomic crane]

the campus is usually nice, im talking about the tech side of things

[quartz ridge]

If i see him while im driving im gonna run him down

[atomic crane]

the website especially

[flint jacinth]

He may be homeless but he ain't chadless

[quartz ridge]

Unironically

[glad carbon]

cali ones are not like that lol

the education budget goes into the school

[atomic crane]

their websites work?

[glad carbon]

yeah everything does

[flint jacinth]

Why are all Americunts up rn

[glad carbon]

only 12am

[minor cypress]

Because night shift

[flint jacinth]

Wheres @civic panther

[atomic crane]

idk i gotta get up in like 6.5 hours

[flint jacinth]

I wanna talk shit

[minor cypress]

2am here

[atomic crane]

12:30 AM here

[quartz ridge]

12:26 for me

How is it in the future

[atomic crane]

uh... yeah...

[quartz ridge]

Future man

[flint jacinth]

Ofc all eurociggs are sleeping because it's 9 and they should be working

[atomic crane]

it's 12:26 for me too buddy

[quartz ridge]

Nvm

God i hate homeless people

[atomic crane]

i gotta get up and go fucking shopping for khakis

[quartz ridge]

I hated them before i got jumped

[glad carbon]

i feel sorry for em

[quartz ridge]

But now i have a actual reason

[glad carbon]

not the tweakers though

[quartz ridge]

I dont

[minor cypress]

They do a great job at sapping any goodwill you have

[glad carbon]

tweakers can eat rocks

[atomic crane]

they smoke rocks instead

[quartz ridge]

Cali has decent housing for people who are homeless

[glad carbon]

they smoke the rocks they should be eating

[gleaming grove]

the only british I do is pounding your mom

[minor cypress]

But muh curfew and drug tests

[flint jacinth]

They're houseless, home is a concept

[glad carbon]

unhoused

[quartz ridge]

DO CRACK HEADS GET UP AND SAY, I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO TWEAK OUT TODAY??? NO!!! THEY GRIND AND GET THE BAG TO TWEAK!@

[minor cypress]

Home : i stole a tent that exists under the freeway

[flint jacinth]

They get quests

For copper and shit

[minor cypress]

Oblivion npcs on the grind

[glad carbon]

did you know

you can walk up to anyone

[quartz ridge]

Just like george orwell's 1984

[glad carbon]

and ask if they've heard any rumors

[flint jacinth]

The rumor thing

Dude I tried

[minor cypress]

New market, we pay tweakers to farm gold in runescape

[atomic crane]

you can walk up to anyone and ask "do you have any work you need done?"

[flint jacinth]

In Slovenian it sounds weird

[thin trench]

Hello everynyan

[glad carbon]

walk up to a homeless guy and ask if you have any tasks you can do for them

[naive bison]

Baaased

[flint jacinth]

But I worked

[thin trench]

[atomic crane]

and they will be like "yes. deliver this package for me."

[thin trench]

How are you? Fine thank you

[glad carbon]

"hi i need this envelope delivered"

[quartz ridge]

I love winter because it means homeless people are colder

I love summer because it means homeless people are hotter and will melt

[glad carbon]

they'll live with you

check ur shower curtains

[flint jacinth]

Its his underwear wrapping a turd after taco bell

[naive bison]

That’s fucking crazy

[glad carbon]

they're very sneaky

[flint jacinth]

Based

[old kettle]

hiiii frota

[flint jacinth]

Man truly hates

[old kettle]

[glad carbon]

@quartz ridge i love how alex was complaining about blackrock buying up all the homes and then goes onto shitting on houseless people like those 2 arent correlated

[atomic crane]

he popped out a bulge in the back of his pants

[quartz ridge]

Im like that one king von gif

[glad carbon]

we're all one bad day away from being homeless

[quartz ridge]

You are acting like those homeless people who are 99% tweaker every were gonna get a house

[flint jacinth]

I was for 2-3 months

Its uh

Interesting?

[glad carbon]

start saying tweaker then

[quartz ridge]

You see i have a actual good community who is willing to help me out

[minor cypress]

The arizonian homeless evolved. Actual ghouls irl

[glad carbon]

not just homeless people

[flint jacinth]

Probably more fun if you're someplace like floridq

Not ljubljana

[glad carbon]

which is something homeless people should also have

[quartz ridge]

Most people who are homeless are tweakers

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/word-oh-thats-why-realization-wow-gif-10000098

[glad carbon]

.

[atomic crane]

arizona homeless stay outta sight

[quartz ridge]

No instead they get stabbed by other homeless people with a poop knife

[atomic crane]

unless they perch on a corner to beg for the day, but you wont see them during normal people hours otherwise

[minor cypress]

Stares in 2 year savings backup and emergency plans

[glad carbon]

homeless shelters dont stop this

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/king-von-gif-9843882356615976849

[flint jacinth]

I heard wild tales of the Georgia homeless

[glad carbon]

it just gives tweakers a place to rob other homeless people

[minor cypress]

We escaped poverty once, it'll be a cold day in hell before i go back

[flint jacinth]

I'll be broke but never again poor

[atomic crane]

i say its a real shame that there are homeless, but fuck em i got my own worries

[quartz ridge]

I lowkey empathize with people who are recently homeless but they arent the ones im talking about

[flint jacinth]

You mean the contractual hobos

Brokefessionals

[quartz ridge]

Im talking about the homeless who constantly start shit cause they are worthless beings to society since theh dopped out of hs to go trap or smth

[glad carbon]

we oughta treat homeless people better

[naive bison]

He killed like 7 people, rest in piss

[quartz ridge]

Well they oughhta stop attacking randoms

[quartz ridge]

Gone too late

[minor cypress]

Yep. Theres categories of homeless peeps

[naive bison]

Too real 😭

[atomic crane]

i treat everyone the same: ignored unless they have something to offer me

[flint jacinth]

Delousing sprays and wake up calls with megaphones

[quartz ridge]

How von was patrolling the streets

[glad carbon]

alex comin in hard with the generalizations

[flint jacinth]

Science will sound like generalisation to the unwise

[minor cypress]

Homeless detected

[glad carbon]

i thought you fellas were all about minding ur own business, thats an easy way to not get pestered by some homeless dude

[atomic crane]

apparently not in california

i hear its a big problem over there

[flint jacinth]

They refuse to break eye contact after being kicked

I find it offensive

[naive bison]

Can’t mind your business like go on a jog without being attacked or robbed

[atomic crane]

yeah they ought to look at the ground when i speak to them

[glad carbon]

thats not solely homeless people though

thats scumbags

[wraith osprey]

you do not get what you do not deserve
they live in a city, they must suffer the consequences of their actions

[naive bison]

Very many homeless cannot be made not homeless due to mental illnesses

[quartz ridge]

Yeah i walked near one and he started throwing hands

[naive bison]

Who are homeless

[atomic crane]

then perhaps they should be given the emperor's mercy

[flint jacinth]

Bring back Bumfights

[glad carbon]

people who dont have a house lmfao

[naive bison]

Flick that switch up burn him down

[atomic crane]

the canadian solution. MERCY KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quartz ridge]

He is lucky it was a CC cause normally i would carry but i was going to pickup a friend

[glad carbon]

kokopelli if his house burns down

[quartz ridge]

Since its a school i didnt wanna ya know

[naive bison]

Let me rephrase: who are also homeless

[dreamy flax]

Emoji: tomfoolery
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1049995447277719582.png

[flint jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/bumfights-gif-554975406522057638

[quartz ridge]

Like what was his problem all i did was say " whatssup "

And be attacked me

[dreamy flax]

Emoji: trolltiny
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1148668605333000324.png

[flint jacinth]

Bring back bumfights

[quartz ridge]

Still pissed and im not joking about running him down if i see his ahhh

[atomic crane]

foolish alex, "wassup" is another way of saying "you want some?"

[flint jacinth]

I mean you said whassup

[quartz ridge]

Or ill call my cousins to jump him either or

[flint jacinth]

It means if your hands are up

[quartz ridge]

He legit said it first though

[naive bison]

What if he has a knife

Don’t be stupid

[flint jacinth]

Bruh I'm euro and i know rhis

[naive bison]

Just ring the cops or sth

[quartz ridge]

Car beat knifr

https://tenor.com/view/dale-earnhardt-nascar-gif-18753727

[minor cypress]

Last homeless dude I helped slept out front of the apt complex. Got him a blanket, backpack, wiped, book, a few buzzballs, and a big container of soup

[glad carbon]

is it somehow a fucking alien opinion to believe we should treat the lowest of our society better

[atomic crane]

well then he was saying "you want some?" and you replied with "you want some?"

[naive bison]

Oh you mean run him down like that 😭

[minor cypress]

His saving grace? His cat was taken care of more than him

[glad carbon]

like doin this shit

[flint jacinth]

That

[naive bison]

Yeah and they start throwing hands when you say what’s up

[atomic crane]

that's communism

[naive bison]

Fuck that guy he deserves to be homeless

[glad carbon]

xalrider coming up with fucking random assumptions outta nowhere

[atomic crane]

i think they should have equity in our society but no one owes them anything

[flint jacinth]

Gonna look for days to find one honest bum

[minor cypress]

Then as we were driving away, wife pointed out his signs of aids. He mysteriously dissapeared a few months later.

[flint jacinth]

If they have an animal it's a good shot they're worth your time imo

[glad carbon]

maybe in slovenia

[naive bison]

@glad carbon

[atomic crane]

they all got jobs and entered the next level of life: poverty

[flint jacinth]

We dont have that problem here dumbass, thats uniquely us hahah

[glad carbon]

yeah you dont talk to homeless people unless you're a social worker or a priest

[flint jacinth]

Our homeless are a couple mentally ill that don't like being indoors

[atomic crane]

yeah EU countries are so low-pop compared to knockoff-india USA that they can just float you

[toxic sundial]

Damn I'd love to post my gaming clips but seeing as they reduced the already small upload size I guess I'll die

[glad carbon]

how robust is ur mental healthcare system

[naive bison]

Yeah cause they are like doom enemies cause they will alert and charge you apparently

[flint jacinth]

Besides you'll die during the winter here

[atomic crane]

with any luck it's privatized as god intended

[minor cypress]

Dude was alright, but i didn't want to hear his story or feel better about myself for it. Just "Yo, heres some stuff. Happy holidays, stay warm." And dip

[flint jacinth]

State governed admissions and directed into private centers or therapists

[glad carbon]

idk unless they're sitting on a curb or something not smoking, you're prolly not gonna get anywhere by talking to em

[flint jacinth]

Crazies do get "collected" time to time

[minor cypress]

The youtube "omg look how we helped the homeless so wholesome keaunu chungus" vids piss me off

[glad carbon]

talking to some tweaker walking in circles goes nowhere

[flint jacinth]

If you tape it, you did it for yourself not for any good

[glad carbon]

state funded centers or is it out of pocket

[flint jacinth]

The initial ( cmz ) are tax funded, after diagnosis its all private with monetary substitutions for the less fortunate

[naive bison]

Yeah don’t talk or look at them or they may attack you
“What happened to minding your own business?”

You just get to throw hands as a homeless person with anyone I guess

[flint jacinth]

In slo if you're a citizen you are obliged to automatically pay 70e a month

And that covers your admissions into anything

And makes you eligible for cost coverage from personal insurance if you pursue private treatmenr

[quartz ridge]

Tbh

[flint jacinth]

Waiting lines can be annoying

[quartz ridge]

Did tou know crack heads use fent to be more warm

[flint jacinth]

Especially for basics like xray and ct

[quartz ridge]

My dad got the MEDICINAL KIND at the HOSPITAL and he said it makes you hellla fucking warm

[flint jacinth]

All opiates do

[quartz ridge]

So lime i kinda get it but at the same time they end up tweaking out and attacking people

[flint jacinth]

Doing heroin is being under a warm blanket infront a fireplace on a rainy day

With no future or past

[toxic sundial]

I dealt with more homeless people at work this past summer than I want to for the rest of my life

[flint jacinth]

Thats just sensory input tho, you rapidly go hypothermic and shut off your own respiratory center

[dreamy flax]

Emoji: GigaKek
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1050554013654986842.png

[river zealot]

Did they give him the medical drug?

[quartz ridge]

Yeah

[river zealot]

Neat

[quartz ridge]

He had multiple heart surgeries back to back

[proud torrent]

Throwback to when my office had all the supplies needed to shoot up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/395777802668081154/1113710335363403826/20230601_000448.jpg?ex=6710a993&is=670f5813&hm=e83c7b13e760d505bed23d49cf1b419ecdd6105ba7ae52b8444f5e32baabb16b&

[quartz ridge]

So he has nerve damage i think

[river zealot]

That fucking sucks

[quartz ridge]

And its painnful

So he takes Tylenol and if it gets too much he goes to the ER

Thank god for medicare

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1171433449282871309/1246582738438328370/20240601_161209.gif

Anyway im off to bed since its almost 1 am

So gn yall

Remember to hope post

[proud torrent]

Werent you just on some rants about killing commies with abrams

[quartz ridge]

And stay hydrated

[toxic sundial]

I remember there was a user who joined for a week, said they worked in a pharmacy and posted a bin with like a hundred little bottles labeled fentanyl and then left

[quartz ridge]

Maybe

But medicate isn't communistic

Its american

[toxic sundial]

This was like two years ago let me see if I can find the pic maybe

[quartz ridge]

Anyeay gn@!

[toxic sundial]

That was you mfer

I knew it

[flint jacinth]

Hahahaha even got the wakiewakie spray

[river zealot]

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @coarse bear @heavy peak @frail scaffold @flint jacinth @river zealot

[toxic sundial]

Give me the bin of fentanyl

[flint jacinth]

Ia that ket or fent?

[river zealot]

Truedge

[proud torrent]

Fent

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316439031535894529/1107154726988038284/IMG_20230513_223710.jpg

[atomic crane]

just give me the fent and no one has to die

[toxic sundial]

I still have this pic on my phone lmao

[flint jacinth]

Whats the solution?

Sub percentile?

[toxic sundial]

It was so rememorable opening brainfart to a bin of fentanyl

[toxic sundial]

Zoom in

[flint jacinth]

Oh nvm one is facing up

That's a lot of knocked out horses

[atomic crane]

this is what i was yappin around that time. perfect gap to miss the fent bin.

[broken topaz]

yum yum

[atomic crane]

ikr??? 💅

[broken topaz]

Isnt that ketamine

ket is the horse tranq

[atomic crane]

fent is the koko tranq

[runic kernel]

Hi Cori Hi kokopelli Hi W Hi Nota

[flint jacinth]

It'll knock out an elephant

[broken topaz]

not me

[atomic crane]

almost enough to knock me out

[broken topaz]

I can take a horse load

of ketamine

[flint jacinth]

But yes ket is a general an for children

[atomic crane]

yeah nice one man

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis

[flint jacinth]

Anyone ever touched by fentanyl in a medical situation?

[atomic crane]

i want brainfart to be my twitch chat

[flint jacinth]

They only gave me tramadol for a cut finger

Its still pretty good

[broken topaz]

I havent gotten Fentanyl

afaik

Ive had morphine

which i am borderline immune to

[coarse bear]

May my great aunt rest in peace

[flint jacinth]

Really??

[broken topaz]

Yea

[flint jacinth]

That's uncommon for all but terminal patients

What the fuck you do

[atomic crane]

closest i've ever gotten was low-dose hydrocodone/acetaminophen pills for ear infection

[broken topaz]

hurty :3

[flint jacinth]

Hydro is pretty close

[flint jacinth]

Hurty what your fucking spinal cord

[atomic crane]

yeah but 5mg hydrocodone every like 4-6 hours is nothing like a horse load of fenty

[broken topaz]

Anyways they gave me like 2 syringes of it

and i felt nothing

but they couldnt give me anymore

because what i had should have knocked out someone 3 times my size

lol

ez

[flint jacinth]

Always remember

[proud torrent]

I do not know what painkiller they gave me but I got the good stuff when I broke my arm

[flint jacinth]

If they ask for pain 1 to 10

Always say 10

[broken topaz]

dont say 10

because drugseekers say 10

say 9

much more believable

[atomic crane]

the key to the fenty is 9

[unreal gull]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-bart-simpson-grampa-simpson-old-man-hi-bye-gif-8390063

walk into brainfart, everyone is taking bout banging fent, walk out again

[flint jacinth]

Do you still feel it?

Yes

[inland jackal]

@fresh rose @lone cedar prazna kutija plazme pored pruge
2 evra

[broken topaz]

brainfart rn

[unreal gull]

jfc

[flint jacinth]

Whyd I have to see this

[tidal trellis]

no I think that more accurately depicts you

Than anything

[atomic crane]

gore

[broken topaz]

Sorry

[atomic crane]

syringes and needles should be considered gore

[broken topaz]

Stop being weak

[inland jackal]

Whats gore

[broken topaz]

you never stepped on a syringe before?

[flint jacinth]

All good I've seen people shoot up in front of me

[inland jackal]

I only see blocked messages

[gleaming grove]

The hell

[broken topaz]

Same, twice

[atomic crane]

Henry Calgar being my last moments would be so dope

[broken topaz]

But one time was for medical reasons so its fine

[flint jacinth]

I wish I didnt

[unreal gull]

yall need jesus

[flint jacinth]

Oh no it was 3mmc both times for me

[inland jackal]

They do

[broken topaz]

most unfortunate

[flint jacinth]

Basically bitches slamming meth

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-caesar-king-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-burnice-gif-2602640477353894744

[inland jackal]

Whos behind blocked messages? Osaka again?

[atomic crane]

"yall" when its just cori that needs jesus

[stone blade]

Someone was snacking on the rails

[broken topaz]

I probably went to church more than most of you

lol

[unreal gull]

I live in tennesse that's doubtful

[atomic crane]

they really failed you cori

[broken topaz]

okay

[inland jackal]

I'm selling the box for 2 euros since they arent being made for now

[broken topaz]

aside from you

[inland jackal]

Cause the factory burnt down

[tidal trellis]

How

[glad carbon]

hiii @broken topaz

[broken topaz]

Hello frotter

[flint jacinth]

@stone blade plazma is discontinued??

[broken topaz]

Isnt that one of the biggest pyramids in the world too

[glad carbon]

silly little gooner

[gleaming grove]

@glad carbon isnt it 1AM for you

[atomic crane]

hi cori *pissed off expression*

[glad carbon]

no its 1:07

[inland jackal]

No, it takes time to make classic plazma factory

[glad carbon]

someone chain up koko

[stone blade]

idfk

[gleaming grove]

Same bruder

[stone blade]

why ask me

[broken topaz]

I got the flu rn

[glad carbon]

🫠

[flint jacinth]

So you don't feel so neglected

[inland jackal]

But for now its in limited supplies

[gleaming grove]

The rona?

[unreal gull]

when the Bass Pro Shops CEO dies he should be buried in the Memphis pyramid with arms crossed, a fishing net in one hand and a fishing rod in the other

[broken topaz]

nah i tested, just the regular flu

[tidal trellis]

Unfortunate

[broken pebble]

Cheap vodka blyaaaat

[atomic crane]

i flu to your freaking mom's house last night

[inland jackal]

That is the worst brand ever

[broken topaz]

hope you had fun^^

[atomic crane]

god it was terrible

[gleaming grove]

Best beer i have drank i stg

[inland jackal]

Only 37%

[flint jacinth]

Aaite place is full of helpers and Americans now, im off to greener pastures

[unreal gull]

nah, dat would be Skoal

[broken pebble]

i know

[glad carbon]

twink hands

[broken topaz]

yea i imagine, she's very vanilla

[unreal gull]

Skoal is the sound it makes in your stomach

[broken pebble]

Cheap vodka item from stalker xd

[gleaming grove]

Atleast there are no nail polish

[inland jackal]

Nop

[atomic crane]

dip is so fucking disgusting

[inland jackal]

Just get a 70%

[glad carbon]

@broken topaz you need to paint his nails

[inland jackal]

Dont be a pussy with 37%

[broken topaz]

I have black, pink, white, and a light blue

[glad carbon]

whats the weird pouches

[broken topaz]

pick your colour

[glad carbon]

zyn?

those are fucked

[gleaming grove]

Cori can suck Wes than painting my nails

[atomic crane]

dip lite

[broken topaz]

:c

rude

[glad carbon]

light blue

[inland jackal]

Where did this come from, i have cori blocked

[gleaming grove]

Michael

[atomic crane]

oh my god putting one of those in my mouth was probably the worst experience i've ever had in my life

[gleaming grove]

Dont leave me here

Michael

[gleaming grove]

What does it taste like

[glad carbon]

thats the opposite of what i said about u

[broken topaz]

Arent they just like Snus

[inland jackal]

P!yo

[foggy mantle]

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[broken pebble]

Gimmie

[atomic crane]

dip pouches are like smoking a cigarette but through your saliva

[broken topaz]

Yea

so like snus

[gleaming grove]

I thought you drink Vodka

[broken topaz]

nicotine pouches

[atomic crane]

it burns, tastes like shit, and makes you nauseous

[inland jackal]

He drinks alcohol

[broken topaz]

Didnt for me

y'all are so weak

[atomic crane]

well ur a phreak

[broken pebble]

Oh no- this is a gift to my mate who drinks this shit

[glad carbon]

american tobacco is psycho

[broken pebble]

I drink PROPER vodka

[glad carbon]

ur german stuff is refined

[atomic crane]

or cori is lying

[broken topaz]

Well it was scandinavian even

the swedes love the snus

[atomic crane]

evil cori

[gleaming grove]

Then I dont think you are good enough for Root Beer

Its the strong stuff

[broken topaz]

I dont lie

[broken pebble]

I love root beer tho :<

[broken topaz]

usually

[inland jackal]

[atomic crane]

me as a kid asking the waitress for a beer

a ROOT beer

[proud torrent]

Apple juice in a whiskey glass

[tidal trellis]

Cori lied as naturally as they breathed

[gleaming grove]

Asked for a beer since i forgot the root and the bartender was bout to kick me out of the restaurant

[inland jackal]

@stone blade
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945743974486921317/1283080557072355378/0a06f3885788eadb6ba176a3be5cfad7.mp4?ex=67107ea3&is=670f2d23&hm=2ffd9e63c01205aeb6dc1535ead67dbff3880cbd8f8e5caf78c20d145568c31f&

[gleaming grove]

[broken topaz]

im not you flopper

well i guess denial isnt the same as lying

[tidal trellis]

BRUH

[glad carbon]

flopper is my least favorite twink

[atomic crane]

undertime plopper

[broken pebble]

Slopper

[gleaming grove]

Flop is everyone favorite twink

[tidal trellis]

I hate you all

[atomic crane]

hello brainfart

new user here

[broken pebble]

I dont know them though

[broken topaz]

flop when the bullying continues

[tidal trellis]

Im going back to bed 🖕

[gleaming grove]

Doesnt mean he isnt your fav twink

[broken pebble]

Bye

[tidal trellis]

Guh?

[gleaming grove]

@glad carbon can u be a tomboy twink

[atomic crane]

🖕

[broken topaz]

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis

[broken pebble]

Erm

[inland jackal]

Stop being a twink

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/crunchycat-luna-cat-smirk-smile-gif-9301919548442205824

[tidal trellis]

Greetings

[inland jackal]

You gonna get a whoopin flop

[toxic sundial]

[broken topaz]

exposed

[gleaming grove]

Minecraft goonin

[atomic crane]

hottest roast you coulda hit em with

[glad carbon]

how

[broken pebble]

[tidal trellis]

Like u can do anything, mr

I'd kick your ass

[inland jackal]

@stone blade someone burnt old tires in neighborhood
The smog

[inland jackal]

Adds flavour to air

[glad carbon]

u stinky

[inland jackal]

Best joke i heard

[tidal trellis]

Stupid fucking Basil

[atomic crane]

what did he say, i have him blocked because tired of reading foreign language in english discord channel

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/basil-omori-basil-omori-dance-basil-dance-gif-26582129

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis how do you not know if im a chad

[tidal trellis]

I doubt you are chads don't call themselves chads

They humble

[tidal trellis]

[toxic sundial]

I am balling

I am faded

[inland jackal]

[pale ingot]

hi twink @tidal trellis

[glad carbon]

@toxic sundial

[broken topaz]

twinks dont call themselves twinks

[glad carbon]

[broken topaz]

[gleaming grove]

Basil

[toxic sundial]

h

[glad carbon]

[tidal trellis]

Your next on the list cori

Watch yourself mr

[broken topaz]

Yay :3

[inland jackal]

48kg vs 80kg
Lets see who wins @tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

Bet

1v1

[inland jackal]

You cant push me

[gleaming grove]

Imagine being called twink by Frota

Couldnt be me

[inland jackal]

Cause you are a femboy

Like charon

[tidal trellis]

Would be eZ to push u

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/923370620253786132/1153499871429546024/unknown-3.gif

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/rdHQ_vn0Xao?si=v8VofalEBjW4SyPe

[atomic crane]

my old name..

[gleaming grove]

@broken topaz

[tidal trellis]

Whar

[broken topaz]

Me and my wife

[eager igloo]

Cute

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-meme-peter-tobey-maguire-black-suit-gif-24756540

did he just say wife

[gleaming grove]

Did he just say wife

He means husband right?

[broken topaz]

Nope

Im Not gae

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m-_kutqgDk

[inland jackal]

[glad carbon]

fake

[broken topaz]

love that song

I wish i could say the slur

[rose ferry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249408446110109724/1254893216642236477/gifkitties_-_1751470205652332749_1.gif

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to weseli

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[broken topaz]

Hello

Haiii

:3

[rose ferry]

:3

hiiii

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to light_warrior

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[glad carbon]

goon meeting

[broken topaz]

@rose ferry Go to bed already :3

[rose ferry]

but I just woke up :3

[broken topaz]

more sleep

[rose ferry]

can't eep anymore

[broken topaz]

I wish i could sleep more, this flu sucks

I would like to skip to being healthy again

[stone blade]

miriam?

hi maja

[broken topaz]

Thats not maja

[flint jacinth]

Jesus christ, the smell in this channel rn

[flint jacinth]

Run, it's femboy royale

[broken topaz]

Ehm thats my wife

😔

[fresh rose]

hello people

[flint jacinth]

Femboys cant be wives just like jews can't be paladins

[rose ferry]

morning bogdan

[fresh rose]

today I am hosting the hunger games but for brainfart

[broken topaz]

Jews cant be paladins?

[fresh rose]

can you all kill each other

[glad carbon]

oughhh so sleepy

[flint jacinth]

Its true, ask cartman

[broken topaz]

im asking you

give me the reasoning

[flint jacinth]

Id get banned

[inland jackal]

Samo ako je jedna plazma dobitak

[atomic crane]

you made your bed, now tuck me in

[inland jackal]

Reward

Nagrada

Jebem ti srpski

[rose ferry]

it's just a south park reference

[broken topaz]

:3

I havent seen southpark

since i was like 12

[rose ferry]

same

[flint jacinth]

Its from that time

[rose ferry]

but I vaguely recall

[atomic crane]

suck my balls

[flint jacinth]

Season 4 or 5

[fresh rose]

2 plazme i 1 milka cokolada

[flint jacinth]

Never watched further

[glad carbon]

ok

[broken topaz]

also it might not be a joke in the german dub

[inland jackal]

Ubaci i najlepse zelje

[flint jacinth]

Its not in my heart either

[atomic crane]

guys stop... im jewish 🥺

[rose ferry]

l'chaim

[flint jacinth]

Guess what

[inland jackal]

Nek si

[flint jacinth]

Youre not a paladin

Right?

[atomic crane]

i am in world of warcraft

[flint jacinth]

Lies and deceit

[broken topaz]

I dont think ive ever watched a full south park episode in english

[flint jacinth]

Jews can't be paladins, Christians cant be wizards and Muslims can't be...

[rose ferry]

if you're a silver hand, prove it

[flint jacinth]

Uh let's not go there

[pale ingot]

fym i cant be a wizard

[atomic crane]

why cant christians be wizards

[flint jacinth]

Or witches

Just lore

Is there a class that's rapey to women and spontaneously explodes?

[pale ingot]

fuck you. gonna turn you into a frog

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[tidal trellis]

Can't be what mr

[eager igloo]

Fuck u

Im at work

And not with my wife

[inland jackal]

Ah okay then

[eager igloo]

Kms

[inland jackal]

[inland jackal]

You do that

[flint jacinth]

Still looking for a class that spontaneously explodes and abuses women

[atomic crane]

if magic exists in God's kingdom then let it be so and let those that manipulate it do good unto the world in the light of Him

amen

[tidal trellis]

[broken pebble]

Flop, is your halloween costume a mega twink?

[flint jacinth]

Just adds a larger bulge cup for halloween

[broken pebble]

Oh no

[pale ingot]

that's not a halloween costume its just his normal attire

[flint jacinth]

Apparently its a thing

[atomic crane]

warrior i guess

fighter

hmm

[pale ingot]

barbarian

[tidal trellis]

You want me to smash you, fool

[narrow lotus]

[tidal trellis]

get chu mind outta the gutter Iedy

[broken pebble]

[inland jackal]

Flop is mad

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-the-problem-benny-fallout-new-vegas-gif-12761699

[inland jackal]

Kekpoint flop

[atomic crane]

no

[inland jackal]

Yes

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-ring-no-isildur-lord-of-the-rings-gif-5743603

[pale ingot]

[inland jackal]

Yes

[pale ingot]

yes

[inland jackal]

[pale ingot]

[tidal trellis]

Bruh ...

Can my phone charge quicker

It's been stuck at 86

[inland jackal]

2 dudes just went into school toilet, gonna wait them out so it doesn't seem gae

Another one went in

[atomic crane]

mossad phone

[inland jackal]

Vodafone

[flint jacinth]

The ones waiting outside are the gae cause they're afraid of an erection if they see a dude pissin

[inland jackal]

No there is one toilet

Plain old toilet

[rose ferry]

btw I think maja goes by 'alien' now I think

[flint jacinth]

Have you heard of a semicircle

[rose ferry]

haven't heard from her in a long time

[atomic crane]

join the pissing ring, W

just dont cross streams

[flint jacinth]

You stand in a semi

2 Chads can piss in the water holder

[rose ferry]

you get hard watching men piss? 🤔

[atomic crane]

shoulder to shoulder or head to head

[flint jacinth]

No it has to be dick sucking for me

[rose ferry]

understandable

[flint jacinth]

Remember I go in

I dont wait outside like a woman

[atomic crane]

shoulder. to shoulder. or head. to head.

[hot solstice]

ass to ass pissing

[flint jacinth]

Lean on your buddy

We shake togethet

[atomic crane]

forehead to forehead leaning on each other and dropping ur stream straight down into the pot

give ur homie's tip a wipe

[flint jacinth]

OK real shit I have pissed in a straight line of dudes, side by side

[atomic crane]

knock his off with yours