🎪bruh-fart

[potent hamlet]

Nah, chilean police is such a hassle

[naive bison]

qualified immunity is so cops dont get sued for every interaction when someone insecure feels slighted

[quartz ridge]

But a cop who does something bad will abuse the shit out of it

[naive bison]

its impossible to do your job if you get sued illegitimately every second

[quartz ridge]

Qualified immunity protects them from being put under fire for violatinf righrs

[potent hamlet]

hello

[glad carbon]

then how do doctors function?

??

they dont have immunity

[potent hamlet]

for some reason Freak is better of a name than my legal name, lol

[potent hamlet]

they get suspended

[quartz ridge]

Ehats fucked up is the police union is 10x better than the doctor's equivalent

[quartz ridge]

The health board rails them is what happens lol

[glad carbon]

police unions are bigger gangs than actual gangs

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-patrick-bateman-gif-11753917176084429269

[naive bison]

qualified immunity is for civil action, not criminal

[glad carbon]

@pastel quartz hows the weather in freakistan

[potent hamlet]

i was gonna enter saying how much i hate my brother sometimes

[naive bison]

alright im fucking late for uni

nice

[glad carbon]

shouldve taken the train

show us soggy cat

[potent hamlet]

i mean, my brother apparently doesnt notice i have like bad ADHD?

[glad carbon]

but real

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wet-shower-bath-water-pouring-gif-17140437

[glad carbon]

latinx

whats that for arabs

[potent hamlet]

he literally blames the fact that most of ADHD stuff is just that im ''lazy'' and ''wearing headphones all the time''

I've had fuck-ups, yeah, some of them wearing headphones? yeah, but i've had a other shitload of fuckups without headphones nor music, nothing

[ruby minnow]

holy shit i remember creating this one

[long spire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/936789340745498674/1295962730582245376/caption.gif?ex=67108ed8&is=670f3d58&hm=29e47bba9c4bfded6ac7c19bba4bb111cb44a1b3cd9c367edcdfc13ad9e7848f&

[potent hamlet]

yeah

[minor cypress]

I mean the grip and stock comes standard from BCM

[potent hamlet]

sorry i read the ''grippy socks comes standard from BCM''

that's cute

[quartz ridge]

Was about to say somethinf horrendous

I stopped myself

[potent hamlet]

thats what i wanted to say

a t slipped there somehow

[minor cypress]

Lol welcome to the club and get used to it

[potent hamlet]

I JUST FUCKIKNG READ THE FUCKING SENTENCE AND NOTICED NOTHING

[ruby minnow]

man i'm loving Scorpions these days

and Accept

[quartz ridge]

I became lazy because the entire time i was in school my parents complained i didnt get a 4.0

I legit had As and bs but the bs werent good enough

So i lowkey stopped trying 🧚‍♂️

[minor cypress]

"Im only produtive with music, a video playing, and my main task at the same time"

[quartz ridge]

Forgor the fairy thing on discord lookd so

Weird

[quartz ridge]

EXACTLY

[potent hamlet]

He's like 34, hes not much older than me

[quartz ridge]

And my parents and siblings say " you cant multi task "

I can if im listeing to the warno track

[ruby minnow]

my family realised i had no interest in school or anything with it and since i did the bare minimum and passed they just stopped caring halfway through my academic career

[quartz ridge]

That shit is straight GAS

[minor cypress]

Omnitasking, but doing them individually is pain

[potent hamlet]

and he knows im diagnosed with ADHD, and that its the bad type, but its nuthin'

[quartz ridge]

Im the eldest though so i got the worse treatment

[ruby minnow]

that's what i kinda like about my family

they are more accepting then others

[quartz ridge]

Eldest kids on their way to be mistreated only to see the younger ones fuck up wayyy more

And have nothing done to them

So fun and happy thoughts inducing

[minor cypress]

Me at work, music in one ear, halfway listening to coworker ramble in a teams meeting, video in other ear, on discord, and working alerts. In my zone

[potent hamlet]

My family was the same, i had a couple years that i really tried to be good at school and be like the golden kid for my parents, but it wasnt enought, something like a b or b+

[ruby minnow]

all of it is left halfway through btw because got interested in something else

[potent hamlet]

so i just burned my last braincells i had and just stopped trying

[minor cypress]

Real and true. Eldest be like while watching their siblings get better and parents either gaslight you or tell you "oops we were just learning lol"

[quartz ridge]

The reason i go " huh " often is because i listened to music or the Quran so my family wouldn't bother me

[ruby minnow]

if somebody asks me that i'm gonna go "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king"

[potent hamlet]

FUCK

[quartz ridge]

At like a tinnitus inducing volume

[potent hamlet]

I cant stop coughing

[ruby minnow]

bro at least you were listening to something

[minor cypress]

Nah, im just focusing on working alerts. The rest of it is background noise while my coworker yaps the new hires ear off

[ruby minnow]

my ass got hearing damage at 14

i would always say "Huh"

when a teacher asked me something

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-laughing-smile-look-at-this-gif-15049124

[quartz ridge]

Actually feel bad for you

Pro tip sleep with a fan on

[potent hamlet]

i got it at 11, but because i had a surgery on my mid ear

[quartz ridge]

And try to ignore the ear ringing

[ruby minnow]

i sleep with music or a video

[minor cypress]

Already do lol

[quartz ridge]

Thatll make it worse lol

Dont sleep with headphones in

[ruby minnow]

no headphones

my family will be hearing the 8 hour elden ring lore explanation as i sleep with it

[potent hamlet]

Im just gonna say: ''Woodpecker N°1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj6YamxIv4o

[ruby minnow]

but like this was really embarassing at times

i think some of my teachers might think i'm retarded or something

[quartz ridge]

Eldest child treatment is something else man

I got beat as a kid as my parents tried to gaslight me about it lol

And my siblings didnt get the belt or slipper which was

[glad carbon]

@pastel quartz are you green and retired

[quartz ridge]

BULLSHIT since they did 10x worse things than me

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/crunchycat-luna-cat-smirk-smile-gif-9301919548442205824

[quartz ridge]

A part of me wants to retire in Pakistan

Ill live out my final days shooting aks into the air

[ruby minnow]

my mom never beated us

[glad carbon]

yeah nah india is gonna glass it in like 10 years time

[ruby minnow]

but like one time my big brother went too far and did get a beating

when he was 19

[quartz ridge]

Not if i have anything to say about it

[ruby minnow]

a grown ass 6,2 man got beaten by a 5,2 woman

[quartz ridge]

Yeah i decided at the age of 14 i wasnt gonna tell my parents about anything i did

[ruby minnow]

that's just how respect is in the family

because if my mom actually decides to beat one of us

it means we fucked up big time

[quartz ridge]

Well my village has a actual sewage system

Most fat americans are fat because of the amount of shit blasted into their food

Only person i respected was my dad

And the only reason im still with the family is because hes nearly gone

And when he unfortunately passes ill probably stick around for a few more years than hit the old dusty trail

[ruby minnow]

opposite for me

i hate my dad i love my mom and brother tho

hate the dad side aswell

they did some heinous shit back in the day

shit that cannot get any respect

[quartz ridge]

The dad side is 99% of the time horrible

MOST of my dad's side are terrbible people except for a single aunt and uncle

[ruby minnow]

the only reason i still have my dads contacts on my phone is because when he dies

i get property and money

[quartz ridge]

The whole reason his side of the family was in Pakistan and not Afghanistan is that his great great grandpa killed his step mom

On accident supposedly

[ruby minnow]

he has 4 kids

from different mothers

he has 2 daughters and 2 sons

2 sons being my and my brother

but in Turkey there is a law that says

male children get a bigger say in left property

[quartz ridge]

I only get stuff in the will because im actually responsible

[ruby minnow]

i am not a sexist guys i support justice for all genders

but

[quartz ridge]

I can survive without my parents

My sister cant

[ruby minnow]

i'm hoping this law doesn't change soon

[minor cypress]

Me watching siblings be spoiled af and parent way more lenient

[quartz ridge]

Yeah unironically my sister and my mom told me to my face that they would convince my dad to make me be " independent " after i graduated HS

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-heinz-doofenshmirtz-doctor-heinz-doofenshmirts-dr-doofenshmirtz-doctor-doofenshmirtz-heinz-doofenshmirtz-gif-13732052457242158838

[quartz ridge]

And that " she would stick with them the entire time shes in college because she knows she will need their help "

[potent hamlet]

Those are just stroboscopic flashlights

[ruby minnow]

bro i love winter

ice cold water from the tap

no need to turn on a fan to be able to live

i love it

[ruby minnow]

and also for some reason my rooms insulation is way better then rest of the house

so my room is always warm

[quartz ridge]

Mine is cold as hell man

[weak jackal]

my room is on the second floor touching 2 walls

facing the rising sun

its always hot

[quartz ridge]

It sucks in the winter because im always cold as shit

I love wintee but

Too cold

[shell venture]

my room is always hot
and always cold

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/postingneco/status/1846289811511955732?t=sv1_FF4YbmXz5HuYFAFNkg&s=19 @shell venture

[shell venture]

just like me fr

[quartz ridge]

Dont exist

Well it does

However my room is just

Cold?

Its a blessing in the summmee but a curse in winter

[shell venture]

pussy shit

[quartz ridge]

Where would my giant ass fan go though

[ruby minnow]

we live

ice cold in this house

no heating

only survival

[shell venture]

giant fan chad 🤝

this mfer loud as hell

[potent hamlet]

Me deciding either end it all up or just get dressed and go to class

[minor cypress]

Love to see it. I remember asking parent for help when i was at mental rock bottom, and they went through my stuff and tried having a "intervention" because i had melatonin

[quartz ridge]

But then my ears ring

[minor cypress]

Years later, now that im all setup, they try to act like it never happened lol

[quartz ridge]

Ear ringing

No

People wont want me to exist

So i do

[minor cypress]

Based

[quartz ridge]

The only reason im alive is because im that spiteful

[shell venture]

people don't want me to exist
so i do

[weak jackal]

I live for the joy of living

wait is this a spoiler I'm still playing the game

wait don't tell me

[quartz ridge]

If i killed myself who would drive 200 mph in traffic???

[weak jackal]

i've just gotten to the prison

@gleaming grove

[minor cypress]

Just overcome depression through spiteful living and infinite willpower to always fuck around and find out

[weak jackal]

yeah!

first silent hill game ever I've played

its very fun

All the characters worry me tho

especially Angela and Eddie

they make me go

:(

[shell venture]

she does not speak chinese and wear a red dress

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1278041913827528704.gif?size=16&quality=lossless

[weak jackal]

i love james he's a good boy

He's doing his best

okay last meme post

uhhh

gotta pick a banger

uhhhh

[shell venture]

she was shot 47 times after

[weak jackal]

last words being

worth

[quartz ridge]

Yeah i remember telling my mom that i was suicidal and she didnt care

[shell venture]

based ?

i can just make another one

[quartz ridge]

So from then on i was like

I dont care anymore

Im gonna outlive her

No matter what

Keep in mind we had moved like 4 times in rhe span of a year

[shell venture]

even baseder

[quartz ridge]

And we were living in a duplex that had no AC

Part of me wanted to join the military before my dad got super sick

So like only reason im around rn

[atomic crane]

monthly brainfart trauma dump

[quartz ridge]

Type shit

[atomic crane]

ingredient based household lmao

true

[shell venture]

idk if i wanna have kids anymore tbh

[quartz ridge]

I wont

I kinda got radicalized by how people give up nature and shit

[atomic crane]

lets all band together and force extinction on the human race

[quartz ridge]

Like nobody actually gives a fuck about nature

Because they legit don't live anywhere near it

[atomic crane]

you live in LA

[quartz ridge]

North cal

Not so cal

[atomic crane]

my bad

[quartz ridge]

God willing i will become a forest hermit

Shooting 30-06 at anyone who trespass into my woods

[shell venture]

peak life

[atomic crane]

me who grew up in the middle of the desert with 7 acres of land

[quartz ridge]

No society as a whole is willing to let nature die for their own whats the word

Laziness

[shell venture]

me who never grow up

[quartz ridge]

You see climate protestors protesting

[atomic crane]

me who KILLS treehuggers

[shell venture]

nah

too lazy to upkeep

[quartz ridge]

But have any of them sabotaged machinery that cuts down the woods??

[shell venture]

just dump it in the sink

[quartz ridge]

They are like

Rage against the machine liberals

[glad carbon]

hi tree

[shell venture]

i think the only way to fix this is to restart

[quartz ridge]

They dont actually rage against it if they did they would be killing neighbors attacking their trees

[shell venture]

like ww3 type shit

[atomic crane]

another brainfarter using the double standard to tout their beliefs

sad!

[shell venture]

we need it to reset the cycle at least

if it was a loop it would be fine

this ain't a loop

it's a road to damnation

[atomic crane]

ww4 will be fought with dicks and balls

[quartz ridge]

The next society to come after modern day humans wont have enough fossil fuels

We lrgit have drank it all

[shell venture]

good

i don't think there will be another "society"

[glad carbon]

sorry j.jei, mr mass effect already killed em

[shell venture]

we're the last im sure of it

[atomic crane]

nah they will

they'll have all the fuel from the fossils i'm creating out of my victims

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1192587626390224946/1192587687060844564/attachment-4.gif

If we united

[shell venture]

chat
would you die "for your country" ?

fair

[atomic crane]

i would die for my country because that's one of the many masculine urges

[shell venture]

fuck the country

if i die

[atomic crane]

😳

ok i will

[shell venture]

i want to die for my beliefs and ideals

[quartz ridge]

No

[shell venture]

not some old soggy cunt

[quartz ridge]

If i get drafted im mag dumping into the night

And screaming

So they think im crazy or smth

[shell venture]

im mag dumping the higer ups

(this is a scheme so i don't get recruited)

[atomic crane]

the old soggy cunt would normally lock you up for killing people, but he sends you to legally kill people and you're gonna refuse?

[quartz ridge]

KILLING PEOPLE IS LEGAL!!!

[shell venture]

how about we kill him instead

[atomic crane]

i'm gonna kill the world

[shell venture]

only ones who get to live
are rural farmers

[narrow sorrel]

The old soggy cunt ruined killing!

[atomic crane]

the old soggy cunt gave the green light, killing is and always will be bad-freakin'-ass

[narrow sorrel]

Average Kabyle

[quartz ridge]

If i get to kill people i dont like

Then ill do it

But if im killing people who are legit like

Miltia oriented im not

[shell venture]

bro read me like a book

goddamn

[atomic crane]

militia oriented?

[quartz ridge]

Cause 9/10 the local milita / " terrorist organization " is just locals

[narrow sorrel]

Are you actually

[shell venture]

yea

[quartz ridge]

Who hate the people invading their country

[atomic crane]

like in a normal country and not an insane muslim country?

[shell venture]

not a "real" one to say

[quartz ridge]

Either one

[shell venture]

just happens to be one

idc for it

[narrow sorrel]

mannnnnn

[quartz ridge]

If theres a miltia oriented fighting force fuckkk that

[atomic crane]

i mean i hate war in general but having compassion for insane muslims (separate from new age muslims) is wild

[narrow sorrel]

Taking my French minor studies in franco-maghrebin courses fucked me up

[quartz ridge]

Im not trying to kill people who hate the U.S because rhe U.S has bombed their country for the last 20 years

[shell venture]

wtf is franco maghrebin bro 😭

[atomic crane]

that's separate from the insane muslims

[shell venture]

there is no "insane muslims" tbh

[atomic crane]

you're right, they're not insane

they'

are simply well...

radical

[shell venture]

[narrow sorrel]

French (language) minor

[shell venture]

[atomic crane]

they take the quran and go "yes sir, prophet sir. you said kill 'em all in the year 500, so that's what we're gonna do"

[quartz ridge]

What happens is that they lie to kids and young adults who are naive

[narrow sorrel]

So I got to pick special topics (whatever the professor says he wants to study) for a course and my professor decided he wanted to teach his course on the western mediterranean.

[quartz ridge]

That's why the only old ass dudes in their ranks are " officers " because any normal muslim knows most of their shit is complete bullshit

[shell venture]

what dialect ?

[atomic crane]

normal muslims are what i referred to as new age muslims

i think islam in general is a deranged religion created by a cult leader much like jonestown

[narrow sorrel]

it was in regular french, until I had to read about French diplomatic accounts of shit like how to grow sumac

[quartz ridge]

Diaesh / ISIS told kid that if they commit suicide for ISIS they will be granted status in heaven

Which isnt true

[shell venture]

snus ain't got nothing on that

[quartz ridge]

You could say that about 99% of religions

[narrow sorrel]

(it was still regular french)

[quartz ridge]

Each religion has blood on it's hands

[shell venture]

happened to a friend of my dad's

his brothers son got "drafted"

then he got killed in syria i think

tragic shit

[narrow sorrel]

Diddlyshart

[atomic crane]

christianity has been modified by deranged freaks like mormons in the past but original christianity does pretty much what every other god-adjacent religion tries to do but actually successfully

the commandments are just morals lol

any religion can be followed in a radical way tho, its just theres disproportionately more radical followers of islam in our age

[quartz ridge]

Fun fact Iraqi swat teams are considered always killed on sight by ISIS no matter what since the Iraqi sqat teams have consistently fucked em up

[shell venture]

bruh

[quartz ridge]

The reason there are is because of the absurd amount of violence in rhe middle east

[atomic crane]

that tracks

[quartz ridge]

Due to American intervention

[glad carbon]

too bad most hardcore christians dont realize this

[quartz ridge]

Kill osama and his goons and bail

[shell venture]

i can imagine a dripped out iraqi killing some isis chud

[quartz ridge]

No need to spend over 30 years in the reigon

[quartz ridge]

They do often

[atomic crane]

the middle east has been a violent wasteland for a thousand years

if they werent fighting outsiders, they were fighting each other

[shell venture]

nah it wasn't as bad

[quartz ridge]

It wasnt as bad when the U.S legit decided to shoot up anyone who disagreed with them

Prior to it

[atomic crane]

it wasn't as bad, but that's not the point i'm arguing lol

[quartz ridge]

Tbh most modern wars by the U.S is to fund the MIC anyway

[atomic crane]

i'm arguing that it's got disproportionately more violence and radicalism

[shell venture]

what's the mic ?

[quartz ridge]

Well humanity has always been fighting

[atomic crane]

military industrial complex

[atomic crane]

that's a cope and you know it

[shell venture]

sundowner type shit

[quartz ridge]

Well its true

[shell venture]

give war a chance

[quartz ridge]

Both world wars happened in Europe

[atomic crane]

doesnt make it relevant or excuse what we're discussing

[quartz ridge]

Also wars have spanned far long ago in europe also

[shell venture]

middle east isn't special tho

[atomic crane]

"there has been war" does not equal "this religion has disproportionately more violence attributed to its followers"

[shell venture]

alex is right

or whatever his name is

[atomic crane]

this was never about the location of the violence tho

[quartz ridge]

You could literally say the same for when Europeans landed in the Americas

They butchered natives in the name of Christianity

The only thing i fw is when that priest said

[atomic crane]

that was for greed, not christianity

[quartz ridge]

" there shall be no more sacrafices "

I fw that

[shell venture]

in the name of christianity tho

[atomic crane]

no, in the name of their king/country/coinpurses

[shell venture]

middle east wasn't as unstable when islam was in it's peak

[quartz ridge]

I mean look at ireland in the troubles it had the same exact problems

[atomic crane]

christians were commanded to convert others peacefully, which is a stark contrast to what islam demanded

[quartz ridge]

People killing each other for their religion, and for their countries

[shell venture]

andalus lmao

prime example

[atomic crane]

the middle east was a utopia of knowledge and learning prior to islam tho

[shell venture]

spanish hunted down muslims

[shell venture]

when was that

[quartz ridge]

Islam doesnt force you to be muslim its a well known fact you could legit be any religion you wanted to be in

All you had to do was pay higher taxes

[atomic crane]

good question. i'm gonna venture a guess and say somewhere around 800 AC

[shell venture]

nuh uh

[atomic crane]

but that's not an educated guess

[shell venture]

middle east peaked when islam was at it's peak

[quartz ridge]

Some of the most intellectually smart scholars were around during the golden age of Islam

[shell venture]

baghdad
andalus

[quartz ridge]

A shitton of European stories / myths survived because the middle east decided to translate it

[shell venture]

fucking khwarizmi

[quartz ridge]

And keep it archived

[shell venture]

shit hit the fans cause of the mongols

[quartz ridge]

Mongols kinda fucked up everything tbh

They legit came and legit fucked half of the world

Then left

[shell venture]

all because of some fish or something

[atomic crane]

fair enough, i was spreading misinformation

[visual stirrup]

Baghdad was the global capital of art and science
Russia wasn't much worse than the rest of Europe
And, well, now look em...

[atomic crane]

thats the boy i was thinking of when i was looking for the golden age

al-jabr, baby.

[shell venture]

[glad carbon]

yeah and then america funded the mujahedeen

[shell venture]

good lord

[quartz ridge]

....

Thats in iraq

[visual stirrup]

afghanistan has and will always be a blasted hellscape

[glad carbon]

[quartz ridge]

Mujahadeen were Afghan freedom fighters cuh

[atomic crane]

and then russia became the stereotypical image of medieval peasantry

[glad carbon]

its all desert hellscape to me

[quartz ridge]

Who fought the USSR invasion

Then they all split off

Northern alliance and the now taliban

[glad carbon]

i dont know my balkans states either, sorry alex

[atomic crane]

simple: serbia and romania

that's it

that's the balkans

[quartz ridge]

I wonder why a lot of the stingers we have the Mujahadeen werent used by the taliban

[atomic crane]

there are no other balkan states

[glad carbon]

skill issue

[quartz ridge]

Maybe the northern alliance bailed with most of them??

[visual stirrup]

Didn't abolish serfdom until the 1860's
Can you imagine waiting until the end of the 1800's to abolish such a barbaric practice?

🇺🇸

[quartz ridge]

Sold em off to Pakistan or back to the U.S

[atomic crane]

wait metal gear solid was telling the truth? we specifically gave them stingers irl?

[quartz ridge]

Yeah we did

[atomic crane]

the honeybee...

[shell venture]

raiden used all of them

in mgs2

[quartz ridge]

They fucking annihilated hinds

[atomic crane]

that is fucking hilarious

[visual stirrup]

"vocal chord parasites..."

[quartz ridge]

Wheres that one gif of the Mujahadeen guy with the stinger shooting down the hind

[glad carbon]

@shell venture stinky

[atomic crane]

dude thats the best trolling we've ever done

[glad carbon]

someone get the soap

[atomic crane]

"nah russia, they totally like, invented that missile launcher."

[glad carbon]

we're scrubbing down youyou

[visual stirrup]

Stingers ending russians in the 20th and 21st centuries

god bless the military industrial complex

[atomic crane]

that part i already knew

[quartz ridge]

There are like complimations of Afghans shooting down hinds

Its funnt

Funny

[atomic crane]

i didnt know that part of our support for the mujahideen was actual stingers

[glad carbon]

no it was only rocky

[visual stirrup]

I am filled with dread whenever I remember this image

Anyway, my bladder is full

[shell venture]

brainfart if it was good

[atomic crane]

i am filled with joy at seeing ryry's name and pfp

[visual stirrup]

Gotta pay my respects at ryry's grave

[minor cypress]

[atomic crane]

yeah uh... RTX on or something

[shell venture]

i knew it

fuck nvidia

[minor cypress]

Just wait until you hear about the sony supercomputer

[quartz ridge]

Btw nowadays the U.S works closley with U.S Friendly insurgent forces

[glad carbon]

ryry thatcher??

[quartz ridge]

Its funny because the YPG ( kurdish freedom fighters ) fight against turkey but work with the U.S lol

[visual stirrup]

Britain's first gender neutral bathroom

[atomic crane]

peshmerga

[shell venture]

would be crazy if a fire started there

[visual stirrup]

I can imagine why the irish have always hated the british
fuckers had the nerve to name a tank "Cromwell" in the 40's

[quartz ridge]

Legit the YPG are so good at fighting ISIS the U.S doesn't care what turkey tells them lol

[atomic crane]

it's like hiring ISIS to hunt ISIS

i bet they know all their dirty little.... tricks...................

[shell venture]

history do be kinda crazy

[quartz ridge]

No not really

Ypg are kurds fighting for their own land

[minor cypress]

Extended support contracts beyone EoL go brrt

[quartz ridge]

Isis wants to " start a new islamic caliphate "

[atomic crane]

god man do you think i'm trying to say peshmerga are fighting for the same reason as ISIS or something

[quartz ridge]

But opp with literally anyone who would even want to join them

[atomic crane]

do you often talk to people that braindead

[quartz ridge]

Not the same reason but its not the same people nor tactics

[quartz ridge]

Yeah i do unfortunately

[atomic crane]

i'm racist, not braindead

[shell venture]

im all the ists

[atomic crane]

ist collector

[quartz ridge]

[shell venture]

yessir

[visual stirrup]

kurds are the largest ethnic group in the world without a nation of their own
all nations in the middle east hate each other
but they all hate kurds
iirc, Turkey didn't do anything about Iran bombing kurdish positions within Turkey
Because kurdish autonomy is such a threat to everybody

[shell venture]

im decorated like an old general

ok

pause

maybe i was hasty in my judgement

can i revoke ?

[atomic crane]

pass it to me, xi

i'll take it.

[quartz ridge]

Dont ask turks about their opinions on non turks

[shell venture]

go ahead

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-gif-9760249938255555903

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1295650742429941780/psy_op.png?ex=670f6c49&is=670e1ac9&hm=85e0f69d17231f11c1ce235ff9c4bd443e2ea7dfc45d481e1a21923d9a186eab&

[visual stirrup]

I don't speack cockroach, so I probably wouldn't understand the answer anyway

[quartz ridge]

Well both would be speaking german saying as they both live in berlin

[visual stirrup]

Can we get FalcoBot to respond to all messages that mention Turkey with a 🪳?

like skull?

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888855392916996166/1274056071031422996/caption.gif

[visual stirrup]

that shit would be hilarious

and racist

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ray-william-johnson-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-sunday-turkey-gif-20156552

I love how anyone normal would assume calling turks cockroaches is just racist

[quartz ridge]

When its making fun of EDROGAN'S HOUSE BEING DEMOLISHED because there were too many roaches in there

[atomic crane]

badass warrior of kurdistan

[shell venture]

i actually never knew

[quartz ridge]

I kinda want a m16 thats ANA ( afghan national army) theme

[shell venture]

am i double racist for that

[quartz ridge]

Like the ones that had imbrodery

[lyric horizon]

@somber sandal

[atomic crane]

that's a 2021-lookin ass name

[quartz ridge]

Don't lie this shit is straight GAS

[shell venture]

hard

[atomic crane]

looks like a call of duty skin

leave the gun alone, buddy. it looks badass enough.

[quartz ridge]

Its kinda like how in the war that shall not be namrd

[quartz ridge]

People are putting anime stickers and coloring on their wood aks

[solar obsidian]

just wanting to get shot

[quartz ridge]

Drippy as fuck tho

[shell venture]

can you hint at it ?

im kinda slow

[atomic crane]

dripping blood

after being shot

[quartz ridge]

Need ammunition not a escape

[atomic crane]

slava!!

[quartz ridge]

Or smth he said

[shell venture]

oh that one

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-bob-marley-is-this-love-happy-glad-gif-18007889

[quartz ridge]

Man whi played piano with penis

[shell venture]

i thought it was the second no no war

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/typing-chewing-eating-laptop-on-the-computer-gif-16589858

[atomic crane]

Dry typing out a no-discussing-war warning

[lyric horizon]

Gon get that bob/snoop zaza

[lyric horizon]

Thats ai

[visual stirrup]

shadman being funny for the first and last time in his life

[shell venture]

this is an old one tho

[visual stirrup]

does anybody know what came out of his arrest?

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/sha-get-inside-come-in-super-mario-mario-brothers-gif-12169057

[atomic crane]

prove it

[quartz ridge]

Wasnt it because he assualted a kid

And had illegal like

[lyric horizon]

Look at his jaw

[quartz ridge]

CYBER PUNK abriviation

[lyric horizon]

Shadman

[shell venture]

holy

[lyric horizon]

He is a lil shit

[shell venture]

didn't know it was that bad

[quartz ridge]

Yeah anyone wirh shadman drawings are pedos

[atomic crane]

i can see where you're coming from but i dont think its AI

just looks funny cuz of the facial muscles contracting

[ruby minnow]

its not really fighting for your own land when you kill civillians and try to run it off as "PKK are terrorists YPG are not connected" or something idk

[shell venture]

i think he used to do adult ones

[quartz ridge]

He legit drawed cyber punk of keemstar's underage kid

[shell venture]

the diddy ones are the more recent

[quartz ridge]

Didnt the ypg cut ties with the pkk

Since the pkk is a commie oriented faction

[ruby minnow]

that's what they will tell you yeah sure

[quartz ridge]

Is there any proof they have any connections

[ruby minnow]

both are created and commanded by the same people

[atomic crane]

the YPG probably love killing and support the PKK absolutely destroying turks

badass killers and warriors

i love war

[ruby minnow]

bait used to be belivable

[quartz ridge]

I dunno i fw american based terrorist orgs

More tbh

You cannot lie

[minor cypress]

Hes back

[ruby minnow]

tbh do not even touch middle eastern politics lets not talk about all that

it will just get us muted

[quartz ridge]

M81 klannsman attire looks cool as fuck

[atomic crane]

[atomic crane]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat message

[quartz ridge]

Bit risky but

[coarse bear]

[atomic crane]

i love that this is still up

[quartz ridge]

Shhhhh

[ruby minnow]

real

[coarse bear]

What's going on here, gentlemen

[ruby minnow]

i love woodland

[shell venture]

history lessons

i am learning

[ruby minnow]

modern history

[quartz ridge]

We love the m81 camo pattern

It is the unchallenged KING OF CAMO

[coarse bear]

Some are pretty @tidal trellis ping recent

[shell venture]

whar

[atomic crane]

yeah uhh... whar?

[coarse bear]

The funny is "flipping" is replaced by "flopping"

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-back-gif-8275005

[coarse bear]

[visual stirrup]

I know he got out on bail

[ruby minnow]

omg is that falco

[visual stirrup]

But I can't find anything about the trial

[visual stirrup]

when it happened

[shell venture]

lmao i though something happened cause of flop

[visual stirrup]

or when it's scheduled

https://unicourt.com/case/ca-lac1-prejean-shaddai-947351

This shit isn't updated

[coarse bear]

Shoulda stayed in prison

[minor cypress]

No idea, i thought it was some domestic abuse case into heroin problems

[visual stirrup]

I'll pop in if i'm in california at the time

[shell venture]

how long was he in ?

[ruby minnow]

the first i'm doing with my car and drivers license is getting a bunch of my friends

going onto the highway

saying

[visual stirrup]

a pedo going through heroin withdrawal in prison
sounds like fun

[ruby minnow]

"I got trade banned on steam" and then just start speeding up

[quartz ridge]

Blast nickelback or creed while speeding

[atomic crane]

grabbing a drink on the way, of course

and then saying

https://tenor.com/view/fred-durst-rollin-you-know-what-time-it-is-snivee-you-gif-23640777

[quartz ridge]

Itll make you think you are prime dale earndart

And tou will go 200 mpg

Mph

[ruby minnow]

better effect with a Mclaren but i can't really get that

[ruby minnow]

i fucking hate shadman

hope he's somewhere worse then a house currently

[shell venture]

who doesn't

[atomic crane]

someday somehow

i'm gonna make it alright but not right now

[ruby minnow]

if drunk driving is bad

why is it legal?

checkmate liberals

[quartz ridge]

Honorable mentions 3 door down when im gone

Making me think im in the number 3 car, the intimidator.

https://tenor.com/view/dale-earnhardt-nascar-gif-18753727

[atomic crane]

thats a vibe

[minor cypress]

Im gonna go see creed in concert soon

[atomic crane]

can you take me higher

[minor cypress]

My vote is just blaring "My way" going 100+

[atomic crane]

to a place with golden streets

higher is a good 100+ deathcrash song

[quartz ridge]

SO HOLD ME WHILE IM HERE, RIGHT ME WHEN IM WRONG, YOU CAN HOLD ME WHEN IM SCARED, AND LOVE ME WHEN IM GONE

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

God 3 doors gone is so underrated

[minor cypress]

Speaking of, anyone listened to the new linkin park stuff yet?

[atomic crane]

listening to post-chester linkin park? whaaa??

[quartz ridge]

Well the whole appeal for me was chestee singing

[ruby minnow]

we talking about metal?

[quartz ridge]

The girl is not him

[ruby minnow]

ok guys

go check out Savatage

[quartz ridge]

Like honestly i appreciate her trying

But like

Her voice cracks im pretty sure

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis @eager igloo

[quartz ridge]

Because shes forcing the loudness and extending it too much

[atomic crane]

has anyone listened to post-layne alice in chains?

[quartz ridge]

Also has no emotion

[inland jackal]

@atomic crane

[quartz ridge]

Noooo

[atomic crane]

they got a black dude to replace him, they say he does his own sort of take on the songs when they play in concert

rather than try to copy layne

[shell venture]

wasn't she into scientology or someshit

and signed that latter for the rapist dude

[minor cypress]

Exactly

[quartz ridge]

I hope to god they dont ever replace the songs on spotify

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLTx18QMXmE

[atomic crane]

i dont think that's ever happened

[quartz ridge]

Some bands do remasters

[minor cypress]

Same deal with killswitch engage and singers swapping out

[atomic crane]

said up high, i'm strong enough
to take these dreams
and make them mine

[quartz ridge]

Listen to faint by LP

And compare them to the modern day lp

If she has sung that banger of a song

Shes just not built for it

[atomic crane]

never heard a remaster where one of the original band members was replaced in the new one

[quartz ridge]

And has like almost no emotion

[eager igloo]

Go find a job

[shell venture]

[quartz ridge]

Its happened sometimes rarely

I just hope it doesnt happen with LP

[shell venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MALniBd6bf8

[quartz ridge]

Since they are realllly trying to normalize the new girl

[inland jackal]

no

this is my job

[atomic crane]

chills, brother

[minor cypress]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0UFDKFqW2oGspYeYqo9wjA?si=ojcghKrjR7aRv5d4wQtpVg

[atomic crane]

i got

goosebumps

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/pretender-pepesad-gif-22794297

[shell venture]

bro carried that shit

[quartz ridge]

Well

Idk i think the girl may be decent at new songs

But wont compare to chester ya know

[minor cypress]

I'm fine with my nostalgia goggles staying on

[atomic crane]

i cant listen to new music from old bands

[quartz ridge]

The real question is

Will the new songs compare when put onto dragon ball amvs

[atomic crane]

well i guess thats not always the case, pearl jam just released a new song thats pretty good imo

[quartz ridge]

Compared to old songs

[inland jackal]

this is gonna make a big splash

[atomic crane]

five. hundred. bombs.

[minor cypress]

Me with post 2015/Venom release bullet for my valentine

[ruby minnow]

i can access discord without a problem

did they unban discord finally

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gbZ8PjjQB4

[quartz ridge]

Edrogan when his country has people who talk to non turks

[atomic crane]

brand new pearl yam

[minor cypress]

The newest tool album was pretty solid

[ruby minnow]

real real

[atomic crane]

i never got into tool

[narrow lotus]

Awooga?

[ruby minnow]

i mean it wasn't a really big problem for me

i just used 1.1.1.1 and goodbyedpi

gives me the same ping i had in games

while making me be able to access banned stuff

[quartz ridge]

GONNA RUNAWAY
GONNA RUNAWAY
GONNA RUNAWAY AND NEVER WONDER WHY!!!

Lp is peak

[minor cypress]

Want the list?

[inland jackal]

[toxic sundial]

Squadz goes so hard

[quartz ridge]

My playlist is so fucked tbh

It goes from divorced dad rock, to LP to drill

[shell venture]

i don't have a playlist

most of my music comes from youtube

[ruby minnow]

he listens to AI covers

[quartz ridge]

THESE NEIGHBORS AINT HEARD OF ME BITCH I AINT HEARD OF YOU

[minor cypress]

I just have the playlist. Just one, all mashed together

[shell venture]

so it can go like gaga > kanye > video game ost

[quartz ridge]

Free

Frrr

[quartz ridge]

That's exactly mine lol

[shell venture]

i don't

[ruby minnow]

bro wtf is this album cover

[shell venture]

youtube mix goated ong

[quartz ridge]

Itll legit go to to drill- warno OST - soad and finally madonna

[minor cypress]

When the playlist goes from cradle of filth to kesha

[quartz ridge]

Listening to drill makes me wanna grab my px4 storm and hold it sideways for fun

( unloaded btw im not retarded )

[shell venture]

so fucking based

holy shit

[inland jackal]

@atomic crane who needs cluster bombs when you got 6 normal bomba

[shell venture]

cause baby toniiiight

[minor cypress]

[quartz ridge]

Peak playlist

[shell venture]

going from emo kid music to white girl music is peak

[quartz ridge]

Girlfriend is actually

A banger

[minor cypress]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/32yyFflUmiSeI8ZMWcXcQ2?si=HHh5YRd_RbGAhJqJ6JcTnQ&pi=6np6GPGIQeqdp

[shell venture]

TDG

[quartz ridge]

3869 songs jesus christ

[minor cypress]

Still have a ton more to add to it, i just have a bad habit of queueing up a song i know i'll wanna listen to then letting the autofill take over

[shell venture]

listening to animal i've become and playing wow pvp

[atomic crane]

getting shredded by rogues

[naive bison]

WE GON’ COME AND BLOW NEW JERSEY UP (GANG GANG)

🗣️

[quartz ridge]

My spotify wrapped must be so cursed goes straight from emo music to white chick music to tarkov

[quartz ridge]

GAS WHAT I SMOKE

[shell venture]

rogues fear the warrior orc chad

[naive bison]

CHEESE IN MY POCKETS, VELVETA

[shell venture]

[quartz ridge]

YOU GONE TRY TO RUN MY CHAIN GANG WE GONE BLOW NEW JERSEY UP BANG BANG

Goddamn i love faneto

[minor cypress]

There is no theme, only bangers

[atomic crane]

maybe once they run out of 3 of their 4 different stun abilities

[naive bison]

Not even the lyrics

Fake fan

[quartz ridge]

Kys i typed those before you did

Aand was too lazy to rewrite it

[naive bison]

So? You typed them wrong

[quartz ridge]

Nuh uh

[shell venture]

imagine caring

Xal auto L

[quartz ridge]

I grew up in the hood my hood rat brain takes over

[naive bison]

Your mom

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[quartz ridge]

So please, neighbor

[naive bison]

“You got no opps bro, we have a backyard”

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus read his name and respond to the allegations

[inland jackal]

[quartz ridge]

Pistol to his throat (pistol to his throat) bang bang blow this mother fucker he gone choke BANG on the ground on the floor someone pick him up take him to the mall imma ride through newyork and finna shoot new jersey up

I am unironically in the hood

Last week i heard a shitton of shots fired while trying to sleep

These fucking NEIGHBORS are so annoying

Like im trynna sleep

Trap in the morning

[dusty lava]

[atomic crane]

grr i hate that balkans dont love war like i do. kill somethign already.....

[naive bison]

@quartz ridge are you strapped

[quartz ridge]

They do love war

[inland jackal]

jedi govana

[naive bison]

Do you have a switch on it

[quartz ridge]

Theh have a billion songs about it

[naive bison]

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/fed-spotted-goku-son-goku-meme-gif-13306343723370401392

[quartz ridge]

Hello atf agent i totally do NOT have a zastava m92

I repeat i do NOT

[naive bison]

Surely the people shooting have a 10 round magazine

And the handgun is properly registered

Without defaced serial numbers

[old kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1272917079934369802.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=DA_yes

[quartz ridge]

Unironically i have preban 30 rounders

IM just pissed if i lose them i lose them ya know

and i got my USP after the more than 10 round ban

So i have to find fucky ass usp 10 rounders

So i only got 2 spare mags for that

[steel bone]

Caught

[old kettle]

[dusty lava]

Lets shit, again?

[old kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1273009499338182697.webp?size=48&quality=lossless&name=kameru_virubai

[steel bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/697584428041633842/1126594724074102834/watermark.gif

[old kettle]

later

im working rn

[old kettle]

[atomic crane]

i met a guy with a vz58

[steel bone]

Ingliш intensifies

[atomic crane]

was badass

[old kettle]

[dusty lava]

Lie

[quartz ridge]

Ahh yes a mix between a ak and a sks

That came out inbred

[old kettle]

fine im doing nothing right now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1272465801445642353.webp?size=48&quality=lossless&name=bandit_gumba

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/GagasLeftT0e/status/1846192393764081853 me saying hi to @weak jackal before she gets assassinated by josta

[dusty lava]

Lazy mf

[quartz ridge]

One day ill get a full auto ak

[atomic crane]

its bolt is open on top

[dusty lava]

[atomic crane]

really bizarre

[old kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/814406113604009994.webp?size=48&quality=lossless&name=joeangry

[atomic crane]

rather, the chamber is open on top

[quartz ridge]

Whats even worse is caggafied versions of it

[naive bison]

You have to take it

[old kettle]

[naive bison]

Like tarkov

[quartz ridge]

Ahhh yes my fucking

Unique ahh rifle

[atomic crane]

whatified

[old kettle]

[quartz ridge]

Im gonna bubbafy it and make it black

And put all these gae atttachmenrs

[naive bison]

@quartz ridge go into raid into gang territory and take your full auto AK

[quartz ridge]

I thought you would know what cag means

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1225396248878780426/1225503747774480484/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif?width=539&height=676

[atomic crane]

is CAG like cerakote

[quartz ridge]

Cag / caggified is

Combat applications group

So to say someone caggified a gun they mean they made it like

[atomic crane]

oh its delta force

[naive bison]

Get a 30 round usp mag, just a giant stick out the bottom

[quartz ridge]

Tier one style / optic, lazer shit like that

[atomic crane]

yeah i always just say bubba'd

[quartz ridge]

Bubbaed i think only works for older guns where they sportify it

[naive bison]

Kids in The Wire used a glock or hi point

Kids these days use blocks with 50000 round mags, a switch, 5 lasers

Cop killer rounds

[quartz ridge]

I mean like add a eotech, chopped front grip, new adjustable stock, a lazer peq, and a silencer

[atomic crane]

i think it works for any gun that you kit the fuck out even though you live in mississippi and dont even shoot varmints with it

[quartz ridge]

How to tell you are a basic bitch is shit like this

Not mine ofc

But looks fucking gae

[atomic crane]

i havent touched mine, its still the exact same as when i bought it

[narrow sorrel]

Where is working an-94?

[quartz ridge]

M14 ebr is kinda based since it actually modernizes it and isnt a shitty worse performing M4

[atomic crane]

the guy i bought mine from decided he loved magpul's MOE parts

so mine is just covered in plastic shit

[minor cypress]

Worse, it used to be a m1 garand bubafied

[naive bison]

[quartz ridge]

Dear god

Well the m14 was a
" modernized " garand

So like

[minor cypress]

It gets worse the longer you look at it

[naive bison]

@river zealot ZENIT AK-105 soypoint

[minor cypress]

Absolutely massacred

[quartz ridge]

Tbh

I actually fw m16s with acogs

[naive bison]

Why

Looks cool and functional

[quartz ridge]

And a vert grip or a m4 with a eotech or acog with a vert

[narrow sorrel]

uhhh, the bolt(?) isnt supposed to be like that is it?

[quartz ridge]

Tell me this looks cool

It looms so GAE

[narrow sorrel]

or is the blue mlp furniture just badly made?

[quartz ridge]

And "FRENggty"

[atomic crane]

lol what in gods name

thats a gun from cyberpunk

[naive bison]

Does

Is that an hk

[naive bison]

BORDERLANDS 3 HEADASS

[narrow sorrel]

tbh it looks reasonable but the colors dont match

[naive bison]

Vladoff headass

[atomic crane]

the gulf war aesthetic is real

[narrow sorrel]

is this what they call a broomhandle?

[quartz ridge]

This looks way fucking hotter

[minor cypress]

Tacticool mauser c96

[quartz ridge]

Its just missing a acog

[atomic crane]

RAIL COVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[naive bison]

Lvl 1 gun in a shooter

Shoulder stock not your size? Too bad

[narrow sorrel]

with a foregrip? such luxury

[atomic crane]

lvl 100 gun in a shooter

[unreal gull]

the taasteful thickness of it

[quartz ridge]

This FUCKs

[minor cypress]

Originally this

[narrow sorrel]

(I cant reach it with my tiny arms anyways)

[quartz ridge]

Romanian dong im boutta bust

[atomic crane]

i honestly think the peak aesthetic design of the M16 + M203 was the M16A2

[quartz ridge]

It was

[narrow sorrel]

why is it just propped over the corner like that?

[minor cypress]

Add carry handle + acog for 200% more soul

[quartz ridge]

The cold war fulda gap - early gulfwar aesthetic was peak

[atomic crane]

oh actually the m16a3 still had the heat shield

[minor cypress]

So it stands to take photo?

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284688614200180736/1295980391450017822/Forced-1728971329034.mp4?ex=67109f4b&is=670f4dcb&hm=dbdccbbcc8785a0ec93cfd6924c1b9148b62f0bbd55323e043bcad717f5039f4&

[narrow sorrel]

It feels wrong

[quartz ridge]

GOD WHY WAS I BORN THIS LATE

[minor cypress]

Dong + bayonet, based

[quartz ridge]

I WAS BORN TO FIGHT IN THE FULDA GAP AND KILL COMMIES

[atomic crane]

God's loadout

[quartz ridge]

I WANT FUCKING

I WANT ABRAMS AND T-80S CLASHING AT FULDA GAP

[narrow sorrel]

jesus chris that really is god's loadout

[quartz ridge]

Peak

[narrow sorrel]

No, best you get is k2 black panther on modernized north korean t-55

[proud torrent]

God forbid men have hobbies anymore

[atomic crane]

can't win with regarded faygo

[minor cypress]

No, you will help build drones for Toyota-ford-honda-exxon-BP-tyson in supercity 8

[narrow sorrel]

TYSON

tyson

[atomic crane]

tyson like the chicken nuggets?

[minor cypress]

Yes

[atomic crane]

hell yeah

[quartz ridge]

Its criminal there arent many fulda gap pictures of U.S army troops

[atomic crane]

pick the modern corporations that will actually become megacorps in our IRL cyberpunk future

Tyson instead of Militech obviously

[quartz ridge]

Unironically if i join the army

Im gonna try to be a abrams crewman

I fw abrams so hard my god

[unreal gull]

That was my 7.62 WASR. This is my new AK in 5.56 cause commie ammo is high

[atomic crane]

lol you want to breathe farts

[quaint ore]

You guys got tanks?

[minor cypress]

GE will have a merger with Trader Joes and boston dynamics

[quartz ridge]

I want to kill small children with a 120mm cannon

[atomic crane]

while huffing your crewmate's noxious fumes

[minor cypress]

Plum, very solid

[atomic crane]

if that's plum, then my balls are green

oh wait

they are

[unreal gull]

not plum

[minor cypress]

Nvm i looked closer and see pinkish and purple

[quaint ore]

Become an AC-130 gunner

HIGH RISK NO REWARD

FREE CARCIONGEN EXPOSURE AND SEVERE BRAIN DAMAGE BY 40

[dusty lava]

I found a new bro

[minor cypress]

I was praying it was bad color correction on the camera

[unreal gull]

it is bad light

[quartz ridge]

Oh my god i pray everyday that the next war the U.S is involved in is with a competent enemy

[atomic crane]

PDA sound from phone

a true stalker player

[quartz ridge]

So i will be able to use a abrams like GOD INTENDED to smite COMMIE TRASH

[dusty lava]

Yep

[minor cypress]

You will sweep the motorpool free of rain in arrival of god-general Tyson mcnuggets fleet with no hazard pay

[atomic crane]

did god intend for you to inhale the concentrated rotten aroma emanating from your driverbro's seat?