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bro got a sabertooth canine
that's his good bitin' tooth
that chrome-domed netrunner has been breaching my protocols for weeks now!!! and i cant even fry the gonk because he's got preem black ICE all over his net!!!
wasn that the plot of that one mission where you could choose to help the voodoo boys or that netrunner
byeah they want you to kill him by hand since hes got too much protection cybernetically
and you can help him (which is a bad choice) or help them (which is a bad choice but they also try to shoot you in the back)
frota, you're just the solo i was lookin for. find that runner and flatline him for me.
Hesus fuck that was a huge spider
not with that attitude
Hello ppl
I need it
he didnt eat it fast enough
Bofa
Spam cooked in a pan until its crispy, american cheese, lil bit of mayo and ketchup, 2 shitty pieces of white bread

Its peak trashy food but so good
Healthiest american food
happy birthyesterday
hello bruno
oh i talked to this dude
hows it going artjom
his dog is a silly little creature
can i help you budget vro
stop spending 500$ on water based lube
Just dont be poor ez
@placid sail 
my budget for this year
i can fix her
bro got the dogshit collection
enjoy life guys there isn't a second one
first time painting, thoughts?
i don't spend time in brainfart
fever dream ahh
Hes in turkey, wym @pastel quartz
it is what it is
nutcase
nutcase 
nutcase 
@mugshawtys 😭
@toxic sundial

That’s how I call my underpants
Crackhead
theres this upcoming game, looks very dope
another tacticool extraction shooter
chinese tarkov copy
your mother was free tonight 
Should check out beautiful light, I've been following it for a minute
added it to wishlist
I like more stylized artistic games with unique gameplay. Spec ops simulator #43752 is so incredibly 
Are there any successful isometric shooters?
b b bbut it's just like tardkov 
Dead ops arcade
cs2 has battle pass
Binding of Isaac 
Squad is the best mix of cool milsim and arcade. Everyone else should stop trying
SO TRUE
Isaac is peak gaming
its been out for a while
Cs2 is objectively dogshit
Real and true
cause you cant run it 
this is literally just ABI but nothing in the extraction mode is paid
lolol
I get 250 fps on it

it's free and i refuse to try it
and theres some small QOL updates that ABI shouldve had
How many hours do you have in valorant
Zero
Squad is diet ARMA for people that want the genre but have a job
its a fun couple hours
Valorante childsgame
Csgo was peak
when you gotta go to the confidential area for missions is when you should stop playing
its misery
can you even play csgo ?
Cs2 is objectively worse on every technical level that matters
No it died for our sins
lmaaaaao
So source 2 slop can live
I played so much Arma in highschool but now trying to schedule for a 3-5 hour op is so frustrating
I had 1800 hours in csgo
valve can't make new games so they kill the existing one
And have lvl 8 faceit on cs2
Growing up, you either go to csgo, halo, cod, or end up being that one dude playing starcraft
Cs2 is just a bad game mechanically
No inbetween
Don't forget battlefield
i was worse

Its bug fixes are done by fucking people on twitter
Yeah that too
i played wow 
battlefield was so based
Was 

I never got into halo as a kid but I'm jealous of those that did, I recognize that it truly was peak back in the day
stat trak music
I'll never get to experience

Head boosting jittering and inaccuracy and water making noise even when you shift walk was one bug that was fixed by a random on twitter
My second game of cs2 I was playing with 4 spin botters
2 in my 2 in enemy
Tracks your mvp probably
Xal you regularly play tarkov, hackers are your second home
Funny thing is they mostly leave me alone
But tarkov is infested yes
Cs2 is made by much richer and advanced devs on a simpler engine in a simpler game
pass is 15.19e 
Operations actually gave shit like new maps and content like single player missions
Valve took all that out but left money milking stuff lol
Like gamba
@fading shuttle you saw what i posted in brainfart 2?
this is that game
that video is for this game
The what 
yeah, "this new immersive shooter will make you shit your pants" by john operator-san
God the Google AI answer is always so fucking dog shit
tbf we are in the gamma server, we are the pigs eating the slop
nuh uh, i was here before drewski made the video
I was here when drewski hand coded gamma with a pencil on graph paper
his hands are nowhere near steady enough to be able to write on paper, the pen doesnt even have a foregrip or optic
i was here when shoc was in beta testing
i playtested oblivion lost
go right then left
I can hear noises
put fingers in your ears
I’ll put this finger in you ☝️ 

rimworld has dogshit balancing with ideology
hire a new recruit and he has 20 mood because hes got a different ideology
We all know racism trumps all 
despite both of them having the same memes and stuff
its like a catholic joining a colony of protestants and hanging himself
I would
royalty is the only good paid expansion
biosomething is furry slop
everything else adds fluff and random bullshit that messes with your gameplay
Eehhhh I think the others can be good
I'll meet you at 1000 MMR
Royalty just doesn’t fuck with the default gameplay loop much
(You can't lose MMR at 1000)
biotech isnt furry slop, its just random new genetics that add an extra level of fuckery to managing new prisoners
Idk what that means
royalty gives you cool shit
Ranked ELO score stuff
Furry explains why biotech is not furry slop
its not, theres like 8 or something new genetics and only one of em is even kinda furry
I thought you meant how bad matchmaking on faceit is because anti cheat sucks so everyone went there
and theyre just wookies
Lower than 1000 is "You actually lost 10 games before finally getting your rank"
Ideology is by far my least favorite expansion for the game
Woe
Dogshit players like myself be upon your team
It's not even close
anomaly is pretty rought but yeah
ideology just fucks up the game
its not fun to play with
Haven't played anomaly 
@tidal trellis 
But I disable ideology in every playthrough
anomaly at launch would just flood ur game with colony ending bullshit
I don’t think there’s placement games on faceit
You start 1000 iirc
This is like the opposite opinion I usually see
it should be better now and only really escalate if you do the anomaly start
That’s not my friend had like 800 lol
Everybody usually says ideo is mandatory
Where??
ideo is mandatory if you wanna minmax ur shithole colony
Just ime
I have never seen that
colony of workers with 300% workspeed or whatever
I don’t like ideology as a concept because it boxes you in real hard
Royalty is based cause honestly it just feels like base game at this point, biotech was based cause it was cool
yeah it also adds a ton of time to recruiting prisoners
Like I wanna be a drug trader, sometimes and organ harvester, sometimes a private prison developer
Combat extended actually makes the game fun
Ideology is either for roleplay/storytelling shit or
Here's 50000% speed research, your people aren't repulsed by corpses, are cannibals, and are forever happy
since you gotta convert em too or else you get fucked with mood debuffs that make em go crazy because they gotta wear blue clothes instead of red ones
theres one meme from vfe i think
junkers or something
never take it
it makes deconning stuff give 100% resources BUT
you gotta fill mfs rooms with like
old tanks and bikes and shit
its so awful
My problem with ideology is that it sucks at the one thing it's supposed to do
ate human meat x9
butchered humanlike x5
Im mega burnt out from rimworld rn its gonna take like 2 months to get back
every time man
ouhhh im 30 feet away from a wrecked mech hand, im going to lose my marbles
it kinda feels like zomboid for me
walk 3 feet closer and the mood gets boosted
gets bornig very quickly
rimworld has no endgame
Play up to the 200 mod modlist and then never want to touch it again
once you get a self suficient colony theres not much to do
Zomboid is about long play, you can make it insanely safe
Thanks for the 150$ - tynan
You can just hoard food and sit in your base infinitely
That's because you are misunderstanding the game
Rimworld isn't a colony sim
It's a story sim
Turn the difficulty up
yeah]
Add some drama
Download rimvore
they say rimworld is boring but they never downloaded the suck on every colonist tit mod
i hate this excuse
that's skyrim
It's not an excuse it's literally on the home page of the game
Rimworld vr where you can zoom in like minority report and suck on ur colonists titties
its literally an excuse, its still a game
story generator
thats what it was
Imo the game is unplayable without combat extended
Facts
being unable to make ur pawns do shit without 30 mods?
oh uhmm its a story generator sorry, tee hee
Doubles the startup time on its own tho lmao
worth
Cant wait to play rimworld in 2077 when it finally takes less than 5 minutes to load with my modlist
despite being clad in armor and having a shotgun
I prefer “morrowind tier”
Any morrowind enjoyers here?
bleeds out in 5 hours after he gets scratched 30 times because he cant shoot something 5 inches away from him
despite having like 10 shooting
Your colonists at lvl 15+ only learn to use restore fatigue potions 
which is average iirc
just use combat extended, if you play vanilla combat that's ur fault
Rimworld fault you have 17000 mods? 
God the 3 months after a major update when they gotta update certain is miserable
It's rimworld fault that vanilla RimWorld is bad yes
Honestly vanilla rimworld feels like a framework at this point with how many mods are non negotiable for me
It’s not really
Most mods I have are qol stuff like stacks
And smarter building
😭
standard rimworld construction...
20 skill builder and they trap themselves in a tiny cube in a hill

i got pepperoni and sausage
Yeah the alpha Chad is a fat fuck
and mushroom and olive
You want this fucking sausage 🫃
It's 2:30 in the morning I'm not getting pizza
sorry i dont want ur nasty kielbasa
Weak beta cuck mindset
A little pizzer never hurt anyone
I'm not an ape that bends to every desire
I have control over my actions. I will not be getting pizza
Yer momme 
MILP
MAN I LOVE PIZ
If you serve me a pizza with mushrooms and olives on it I will try to kill you with a rock
That’s cooked in an oven
Didn’t mr incredible drive this mf
ew
tbh its not a bad car
but you're better off taking a bus
goodmornin brainfart
time for bed 


went into brainfart today for the first time, and i see this
see ya guys later
@weak jackal
@narrow lotus @frail scaffold @coarse bear @inland jackal @shell venture
you come for monster?
yes
go look in fridge I have mango for u I got it yesterday


Your heart is at 1 hp 
Every day is a monster day
Well
Try to make it red bull day
Or NO2

COCK DAY 
Daym
Alo

❤️
mmm croissant
Looks like a gif flop would post
Risk of Rain 3 live client (send help im in a tee and shorts)


The skies are very much clear today
Good day today
I go out I dont hear chainsaws and angle grinders
peace.
We grindin
I got about 30 minutes before im soaked and sparked

the future is now, old man
manliest warhammer fan
Ayo we got the same weights at the gym
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They got a nice grip on them
Eh, had better
holy shit they are
sunlight in sofia, this is an ill omen
"im not outrunning the rain"
no shit ur standing still 
Honestly i love them
The idea's idiotic but mildly amusing, the handicraft quality's pretty good
Its called giving up
stop texting brainfart and move your legs fatty
Yessir
I needed that, my nooco break was takin too long
Gotta get to the church so gods can admire my progress
@narrow lotus @stone blade @fresh rose @inland jackal @lone cedar
A jebo sestru
Youll like it
????
HAHAHA

For smoother worship
Tbh there isnt a mountaintop in slo ive been to that didnt have a booze locker on top
Hahaha booze letsgooo
Oh how i grinned
Mtntop booze locker is my new band name
Do a song called brainfartin redneck for me
Brothas be stuck at the bottom of the bottle, im on top with a bottle 
Album: shitposts of serenity
Morning peoples
i went to pick it up
fucking delivery was half the price of pizza
fuck no
i would rather walk a kilometer
Sadly i have zero musical talent, so thats never happening lol
Wife stole that, so now every time opera music comes on in a show or something she has to duet it
Dont let dumb shit like that stop you, minaj has none either
Im saving that journey for the midlife crisis dlc
does zoro have a fat ass
we must judge
Perhaps
Why learn how to harmonize when you can hypnotise though yea
Minaj just looks like plastic surgery overload imo
Taking that ozemthicc
Yeah deliveries are crazy expensive
I order 2 doners they come out 11 euro
ALO
Doner inflation 
My favorite, recoil operated bitches
He know
stop smoking weed in that poor church you heathen
Mind the business in your own room, gestapo
Hey busy
Also works with thrust to bounce ratio, very energy efficient for the man
I didnt catch that
YOU CAN DO IT!!!!
Men, you groomer bastard
IT IS TIME TO GO TO DRIVING LESSONS TO LEARN MORE DRIVING THEORY THAT I WILLL NEVER USE IN MY LIFEEEEEEEEEE
YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
You've been drinking brake fluid Mr?
it's honestly impressive that brainfart never gets tired of bullying you
now I can go to my driving theory lessons happy knowing flop will be miserable
remember yourself saying "this will die off soon" several thousand years ago?
boy do you have an egg on your face
It eventually will
I dont swing that way but neither am i one of those closet dwellers that cant admit a mans handsome
based
Itll pass in the twink of an eye
I see what you did there
is it because you try pulling your eyes out whenever we call you a twink but you have glasses blocking your eyeballs so you cant
out of rage and cope
glass or plastic
welp off to put on my shoes
What
Idk but why would it be called glasses if the lenses are made of anything but Glass?
Seems silly
Why isn't he falling down
and if you had done any, you would have known
that plastic lenses are a thing, weight less and scratch less!
Well I didn't know!!
ten seconds old dense twink bacteria
plastic lenses would scratch more I think, bc plastics are less hard than glass
Hi Iedy
dont rly care what she saying
modern plastic lenses have a special coating that makes them pretty much unscratchable
source - fucking me wearing plastic lenses all the time and not having a single scratch on them

Greetings

@storm stream @tidal trellis @narrow lotus @fresh rose @flint jacinth @river zealot Ordered a doner 2 piece

12 eur gone
me when doner 2 piece
Down the drain
mby shoulda walked, brother
no car?
Winning
Time for breakfast 
open instagram
get a FULLY modeled blender animation on how to remove hemoroids on instagram
at this point
its my own fault for going on the internet
they know man
my mom was right when she said its the damn phone
bro has his hopes way up
Real
Damn gen Z
Back in my day the teachers looked like Silvester Stallone
info teacher looked like omni man
They still do in the balkans
He was stacked and moustache
The coil?

iedy
im sorry to tell you
it is not a she

AHAHHA NAH
THE IEDY FELL FOR IT
CANT TRUST ANYTING ON THE ETHERNET ANYMORE
yes
this is whats fucked with society
there's too many traps man
and why do you know he insta?
AHA
busted
reverse image search
🤨
i actually dont have instagram
Or the crazy woman becomes lesbian, no inbetween
i forget ivan has never used the internet before, he struggles with complicated things such as search engines and reverse image searching
@narrow lotus alo iedy look at this alo
I'm old school
back in my day we knew the pornstars by name
ugly Flop-shaped mf
go fuck yourself
holy fucking shit women are becoming extinct

Rare species
real
it says she
how>
Trans girl
"not a she"
????
Im cancelling you
artyoms a master at it
hi twink @tidal trellis
Hi Man @tidal trellis
CAN A MAN NOT EAT BREAKFAST
Greetings
eating breakfast takes up 100% of bro's brain capacity
he cant type and use a fork at the same time
he HAS to respond
its coded into his brain
Why you always eating breakfast
How long it take you to eat 1 meal stupid
He has tiny woman hand
its 3pm there, what fuckin breakfast
Isnt flop from floppistan meaning that its even later than 3 pm
Jobless
the fuck you mean later than 3
is pakistan on mars?
Yes
Fair point
Tiny woman eating man size meal? Why it take so long? Is stupid?
I name pakistan floppistan now
Very yes
Flop is silly billy
Flop not very woman name my friend
That caption truly speaks to my heart
True true true
ALO DONER ARRIVEF
For me it's breakfast
Cause I woke up not too long ago
JOBLESS, NO EDUCATION
Bruh
Jobless
I am jobless yes but I am studying
Who
Mr I ain't a woman
Show proof
BRUH
Studying and waking up at 3pm on a tuesday
You're not very good at studying
its over for flop, he has been mistaken for a woman, i remember when madirex spoke about some grandma calling him a miss, this is the end for him
he lost
You need have one
I shave it
Haram!!!!
Idc
Yes you not care you woman
Yall so boring
Man nothing gonna happen to me
You just get another sugar daddy to take you else where
You freaking out
a twink in pakistan? isn't that a death sentence over there? 💀
Then do something not boring smarty pants
I will have you stoned
bet flop shaves his pussy too
I can kill u
I'm a guy
Shut up woman
I don't know how to say it without saying it crude
I not listen to person who shave beard and pretend it's not big deal
you are guy de lombard
It ain't a big deal!
You freaking out
Then do it biatch
HIT ME
Bro
Go back to parents they need teach you better
Wake up at 3p? Forget the twink bullying, we need to bully a better sleep schedule into you
Why woman eat breakfast at lunch time? Stupid?
My parents are just fine
He's a pawn shop, what?
French retarded ass language fr
its a name
french = gae
Bruh
My parents know and they ain't worried, you so worried bruh
He loves u
Your parents have given up?
That's still dogshit
Waking up at 1p? Let me guess, sleep at 5am
This dude, I swear
Correct
Cmon, use your helper powers
Bruh
He cant help himself bro
What powers
Sleep schedule is important
Staying up late for the internet to keep calling you a twink isn't worth it
Kek he goes to bed at 5am, I literally wake up at 5am
I don't stay awake for that bruh, I just don't feel sleepy in general
Stupid woman not move enough
Exercise stupid
Instead of sitting on fat ass all day eat breakfast
Thats because your circadian rythmn is being blasted
U got weird day plan if you can just casually sleep to 1pm
Blasted?
His ass being blasted too probably
HEY
Okay I leave
Bye menace
Get better topics before I come back
Have a chungus day
are you gae
Where u going though
motherfucker
You good?
i just noticed my recipee for my meds just expired
If a man isn't this ecstatic for a doner, then they are are doing something wrong with their life fr 💯
Unfortunate
Time to beg doc to make new script
and the fucking hospital for some reason havent called me in like a while
I love doner
he said he was going to see me in september, but they didnt call
and lets crack open the monster
doctors can study for 10 years to get a fucking degree but still forget that their patients exist
Thats just medical code for call and remind me in September. Its mid october bro
@potent hamlet is the proposal still active?
Wonder what the context behind this scene is
🤔
what proposal?
whats wrong with you?
💀

Nahh

Ok that was good 
That desperate, huh benzin?
Lvl 300 misinformation game
mf you cant even meet a man
lmao
yet alone a woman
i dont like talking about it
Guh?
good morning twink.
GREAT NEWS FARTBRAIN
wait till i meet you
mkay
THE CENTRAL HEATING IS UP AND RUNNING
@native aurora
Duality of man
EXACTLY

Remember what "guh" means actually
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hi twink
LOL
no more busy popsicles?
By time I'm back
the timed offer is indeed over
now it's busy sauna hell yeah
Idk what that is
Day number 738 of brainfart flop jokes
steroid
Yikes
The opposite of your estrogen
Is he okay
he's dead
It's only been like 2-3 months of this shit and it feels like ages, I want the next season on brainfart already
Brainfart on its ♻️ arc
What'll be next arc
need more people to talk in brainfart fr
always has been
You going on a rampage and calling everyone a bundle of sticks in british
I keep hearing the raven but I ain't getting any closer? Chase more or nah?
Not in my plans
where are you
bro it's a fucking wendigo get out
hey its flop
It's a skinwalker, go fuck it
Couple of km out my village, looking for bunkers
Still not as bad as the deer greentext
youre like lithunian right
or some shit
I'll give it a lovetap for you
That just looks like Avatar
the deer greentext? 
just run away till you go into a differnt country
I can hear planes above me, im still good
No self respecting skin walker is that much of a pussy
They gonna need a store next
took a casual 12 hour nap
Not the one, but another cursed deer greentext
Rabies
Chronic wasting disease (CWD), sometimes called zombie deer disease, is a transmissible spongiform encephalopathy (TSE) affecting deer. TSEs are a family of diseases thought to be caused by misfolded proteins called prions and include similar diseases such as BSE (mad cow disease) in cattle, Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease (CJD) in humans, and scrapie...
Crip walk is perfect description
Worse
Chronic wasting disease
Doesn't that protein disfunction USUALLY come from cannibalism?
Prions
I have to check if we even deal with that here
Is t that kuru
what is the original one
it was a disease you would get by eating the brain of another human which would make you chronically laugh until you died
Looks like Europe mostly deals with singular cases thank fuck
When you said that here I thought you meant with humans
Cooked
gn @river zealot @placid sail @coarse bear 
Don't let the bugs eat ya
I let my dogs out and forgot to close the door it's like 40 degrees in here
I found the hole @stone blade @minor cypress
holy shit dude where the actual fuck are you
Ita close to hiking trails, but it's not encouraged to waltz around
Italian ww2 bunkers
Built like moria quality
yeah, thats the type of place you get eaten by the homeless in
Full airflow
shit looks like a cave
It is 40 m or so into live rock
Tunnels go on for couple hundred meters or more
Maybe sometime
i swear this reminds me of the digital horrors wendigoon showed
next thing youre gonna post is someone in the tunnels
I am the in the tunnels?
I can see my own breath inside my house
bruh







