#🎪bruh-fart
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so easy to just settle in somewhere comfortable, doomscroll and be a pile of garbage
It's zoever for them
you open it, inside?
cout << "school network hacked."
i never had problems in tech class
mostly because i would play coolmathgames.com instead of making my Curriculum as a 13yo
Worst thing I've done though was install a keylogger on the computer I was assigned to
damn
every computer class I open it to see what weird shit ppl wrote, was kinda fun
This in high?
stuff i learnt by myself, you were taught
Pretty cool, gives you a perspective on what to learn if you wanna do x or y
You really can't teach ppl to code honestly
You give them pointers/projects to make and let em fuck around till they figure it out
but somehow, if i get asked to help for a code, i will go like a monkey punching a pc but end up making it work
Everyone gets that, you just gotta break it down to smaller pieces, can't just create everything in one package
It's easy to get paralysis in stuff like that
was the ball modeled after your nuts by any chance, knowing your freaky ass
peak freak when you're depressed
You just don't show it
And tbh I don't blame you, learning html as a start is pretty depressing
idk why I just don't like html
me working with computers
my family says i have a hidden talent for computers, but its because i really hate working on pc's
I had to learn c++ and I was thinking of switching to rust
But idk if I wanna touch new stuff
oh god
that doesn't make me feel any better
when?
nah, not my thing
naaah
ive spent most of my childhood and teenage years with shitty computers and cellphones
I'm solo queuer sry
so ive spent most of my teenage years fucking fixing shitty computers and cellphones
i had an LG that was from 2010, 8 YEARS LATER
Yeah I get u, I had this for networks, I learned networking at a young age because my internet was so shit
i had to reset it and put android on it multiple times
Only now I realize that there was nothing I could've done, my internet just sucks because the ISP is a fraud
unplugging and replugging your network makes your parents think your a genius
i had an old Compaq pc that originally had Windows 7, then it started to die repeatedly so i just installed Windows XP on it until it decided to die and i couldnt repair it anymore
literally
i wanna learn soldering so I can fix old pc hardware
my hands shake too much so I never did it
man.
keep your freak to frota
he gets jealous easily
i also had a Samsung laptop that was in Windows 8, i had to downgrade it to windows 7, open it, clean it completely, then i was able to make it work for a couple years
hi old man
yeep
it was good tbh, but i wanted to play stuff and the laptop by itself didnt wanted to run them correctly
so i worked, got a 4gb ram and a blue card SSD, because the one i had was a green card SSD
and Blue ones are better
ended up opening it, changing stuff, getting 12GB RAM ON A FUCKING LAPTOP and a blue SSD
it ran smoothly
I’m stealing your cat
He's not mine
damn
He's his own, he just comes around during lunch n I feed him
i was drinking tea by it, she just jumps, knocks my hand and makes the tea pour on the pc
my cat literally killed that pc
now i have a Lenovo Ideapad 3 cuz it has a Ryzen 3
i cant change shit on it, but i dont really care
i can't wait to stop using laptops
i like laptops
i like playing on my bed like a fucking leech
yeah for me I have to play on this laptop cus I travel to like 3 different countries once a year
play + work on 3D
lol
Josta is the only mod online right now
try having 3 adobe apps* period
We should do something
Them mfs suck shit
Im gonna get this and i will rot on it
Can't beleive that liveleak is gone
i didnt noticed until i wanted to see chinese workers
Where will we go to to see pictures of a man butchered by the cartel with his dismembered penis stuffed in his mouth?
Yeah telegram is the new
where will got to see the video of a man getting his face burned to the skull and then he asks for water
skull
lol
I want a pc on a jerry can
No, its not
this is
my programming class in high school was learning how to draw lines in python
if you think about it
yes you can, but it takes actually writing code to apply the teachings and understand them
ceramic is usually cold
if you want to learn to code you have to either have a passion for it or be forced to do it a lot until you get it
it helps to learn more difficult languages and learn to interact with memory too
for the debugging part of learning to code
not to say memorizing those more difficult languages is necessary, but learning them and working with them gives you knowledge that helps with every abstracted language above them
I get all of the concept and shit
I just dont know where to go next
Like sometimes I just ask myself that “the hell am i supposed to learn now?”
i dont do it recreationally so i find myself learning what i need to know to accomplish a particular goal
I might think picking up Roblox LUA just because I can
But its as useless as a brick
Or keep on w C++ for Unreal and a lot of game engines
C# is web design lol
Yeh its web design but Unity uses it
i think C++ is pretty adaptable
might serve to know an interpreted language like py tho
Fucking pain to manage memories tho
py or if ur a real gamer/modder then learn lua
I get once you are good at memory and stuff then you are gucci
But to learn how to manage and allocate memory is a pain in the ass
to do it efficiently is difficult
otherwise for my purposes it's sufficient to throw a chunk at it and clean up afterward 
And C++ if you got one thing wrong the code will fucking execute you
if u have the money or student status for it, github copilot is a lifesaver for syntax or repetitive code
I god damn despite Pointer
Sure its handy and nice
But god damn its a bitch to manage
pointers are cool, debugging null pointers can be annoying for projects with multiple files and shit tho
I have a lot of class headers for a project once and Pointer drove me to the brink of madness
lol i went through pointer boot camp back when i was writing my funny little "operating system" back in the spring
is Pointer something i dont know about or do you mean pointers
Just Pointers
ah
The *
Just one symbol that made me hated it so much
And dont get me started with the entire pass by reference and pass by value
Tho I mainly use pass by reference
if you're forced to use them consistently for a while you start to get it
Its so handy I dont have to return a value
use it or lose it though, i havent written C code since May and i couldn't tell you one bit of how pointers work anymore
blissful ignorance, maybe one day i'll need to revisit it and learn again
Are C and C++ similar
C++ is just a bunch of useful libraries added to C
so it has more features but at its core it is the same language
Tbh I usually love C++ since I have an ability to read it
I actually love Python ngl
A lot of stuffs are so simple in Python
i think thats a big reason that they're so popular
The only bad thing is Python isnt great to handle like big programs
But they are good for running math and calculation debugs
Which is why they are hugely used in a lot of app dev
that was the case for any interpreted language, lately though i hear some languages are approaching compiled languages in speed and efficiency
Depends on purpose I believe
Like C is made to run a lot of complicated projects
They can handle heavy load but the memory trash is straight up trash
A lot of memory leak if not careful
i dont remember which, could have been Rust i heard about
Rust is interpreted like Python is, but it's very fast and has very good automatic memory management
i could be thinking of another language
I have heard someone recommended Rust but I never looked into it
i want to go to sleep
Turn off phone and close eyes
start reading how to code in Rust
pro tip dont play it
the community is too toxic

OPP with you
Coding language
will wait for you to disconect
Not the game
then raid you
"No More Monkies Jumping on the bed."
oh my bad top g
r/wooosh!!!!!!!!!!!
NO
NOOOOO
No what
local rust developer informs world that rust actually fucking sucks
Don’t play rust
it makes me happy im not the only one whos not a coding socks "fren "
I wonder do I need thigh high socks and femboy clothing to be able to code C language efficiently
idk what coding socks fren is, this is what i look like when i code
wtf hes moving
feet notably not visible
i only seen him as an img
might have been ai
his feet aren't visible
he could very well be wearing coding socks
Literally femboy in coding community
I was
started coding too early to have access to open-source machine learning, started coding too late for the computing boom, started coding just in time to get called a transgender/femboy because i write code
point and laugh
I wish I learned coding earlier
🫵
I learned Assembly
I still not know what the hell it is
I dont even know how did I pass it
with assembly you fake it until you make it
Like go into coding
idk what kind of creatures learn that for a full-time job writing device drivers but i commend them
Idk how people understand what the hell is eQh is
Or how can you even read Assembly
never even heard of eQh
Q: How do i provide proof a project that mit license abiding?
Like
Idk wtf these are
theres several categories of object in that image lol
So I might fuck it up since
I go into assembly without knowing c++
After that I picked up C++
Thats why saying I dont understand wth it is and how I graduated that class
i think thats fine, but they really fucked up by not teaching you about hexadecimal notation
assembly is its own fucked up creature, knowing another language really doesnt help
but knowing assembly to an extent helps with other languages
I'm sorry but I had to animate this after hearing what Typhlosion and Slaking have done...
the "0x" part denotes that you're looking at a hexadecimal number, some people also choose to put an "h" at the end of the number instead
either way, its just to say that its a hex number
hex numbers in computing are always at least 2 digits long because you want memory to be structured evenly in the size of bytes, so you just fill empty space with zeros
Yeh but
The main problem is at the code body
When you do something like mov rad,1 (idk if the operand is correct)
I dont know whats the purpose of it
I know mov is like for the machine to register the line of code but what about the “rad” and 1
something like mov rax,1 would just tell the puter "hey, put the address '1' in the 'rax' register"
rax is a "register" which is just a special storage place right in the CPU for it to use in its operations
so you can store a location of something in memory in rax so the CPU remembers where it's holding a value
the "1" in this example is an address in memory
That's a human trap I've ever seen one
Does that line hold anything
you can actually access the actual STUFF at that specific address another way
Or its just you telling machine to store an address
I am assuming rax is like one of the command in a huge library
if you give rax a value like 1 like in your example, rax becomes another name for that address in a way so you can tell the puter to then actually look at whats held at that address
I am watching Assembly for beginner rn and trying to make sense of it
Does changing number do anything? Like say mov rax, 2
theres a few registers yeah, they each have a specific purpose but in general theres 2 categories you actually want to care about when it comes to them
What does that do
the number would just be an address in memory
Hmm
The clues were always there
【QRT of Gireum means oil (@GireumNewTown):】
'Here's literally a story about Typhlosion kidnapping a girl, gaslighting her, and then making her give birth to a half human half Pokemon child
…
I wonder if Assembly coder is still prevalent these days
they write device drivers in assembly afaik
Me getting yelled at for hosting a minecraft server at home, installing hamachi to get to it at school, and hosting all the install files on some random shared drive they didn't secure.
Good times
stuff that directly interacts with the hardware has to be written in assembly
Got to grab a ton of license keys and installers too. Just sitting there in an excel spreadsheet and folder, not locked down at all
I wonder if I just become a game coder would I ever have to touch Assembly
absolutely not
Damn
game devs live in the land of compiled languages and occasionally interpreted languages
I mean assembly is interesting to learn about for sure i just dont know how much I would use it
If I dont use it much then it doesnt really make sense just to look further into it
its really eye-opening for working with puters and understanding how ur code works
Get idea, make it. Find problem, see if it can be fixed. Repeat.
you dont need to memorize it or use it regularly or anything, just use it enough to figure out how your compiled C++ code corellates to the raw instructions
The first big project I did was Fallout 1 - style Text-Based game with grid map
And tbh I was very proud of it
I don't regret the bits of assembly i learned for knowing how things work under the hood. Still doesn't mean i enjoyed any of it
like get an idea of "okay, when I write a for-loop in C it's a block of instructions ending with a
"je" instruction
for example
Used standard storage library, linked list, dynamic object and stuff
which stands for "jump if equal"
i still remember being in my earlier CS classes stressing my balls off over trying to make a slot machine demo
in other words, learn what it looks like when the computer makes decisions
Rough times
Offtopic a bit
i appreciated it anyway when i learned that correlation
I love how our talk makes brainfart feels a bit big brain
it is big brain
you got zoro, who works in cybersecurity
and you got me, a chump who's getting a degree in it
I've only stuck around for the random banter and bullshit
Oh I am just a computer artist student
Its entertainment drowned in brainrot
I am trying to get degree in soft dev
have u taken a discrete math course
Next semester for sure
i loved it
I am taking Cal 2
Scrum time scrum time scrum time
Yep
Thats what I am going through
this is an agile family
I mean tbh I would love to jump from Soft Dev to 3D artists
my coding professors trying to get me to care about software development LOL
But either way I want to get Associate in Computer Science first
agile? scrum? what do i fucking care
Dont get what do those terms mean yet
But I am scared I will do

it actually pertains to your degree so you probably will
and will probably need to understand them to some degree
massa, my gut has submitted a push request to my anus
Did it pass code review tho
im out of my league in this bit
Tbh
I might get master degree in computer science and join the Space Force officer
Same. All my knowledge of inner workings comes from listening to a buddy bitch about it
Well, what do you wanna do? I only got my CS degree because they had a focus on cybersecurity
be prepared for heavy competition
I can confirm it assisted but is not necessary.
I'm waiting for the conversation to go low-brow, because I nothing to contribute to this programmer shit
Can we talk about farting, gooning, and guns now?
You have any good website for beginnoob like me
Whether that is from experience or otherwise is up to debate
Or any good resources
Straight coder vs twink coder
Itd be so funny if a twink coder surpassed me
for cybersecurity?
c++ is good for it
Already happened
For what
OOP is one thing i have not needed nor learned much about
based, i can give you a project idea I made if you want, it hurt my ass badly but it taught me much
Hope this doesnt touch too much of anything beyond Data based programming
i think i did something object oriented when i had to write 50 million structs in C for my operating system
I can also give you the source files if you want
Virus?
Essentially a data structure language
Java errywhere
just dont run it
is this real chat, am i gonna need to learn java
What could be the worse from a Virus sent by a twink
You write your commands in a text file, redirect the program to that txt file, it will read each word of that command and interpret it to do something specific
if surrae sends you an executable file, report back
It will use the general data structure, linked lists, stacks, etc
@minor cypress can you help me if the file is legit lmao
Double Linked List
Dynamic Link Library
I'm in another server
There's this Ukrainian femboy who was talking about his job in the war
He's a corpse hauler
Just slap it into virustotal
corpse starch mixer
Imagine getting a vision of the future
and seeing your corpse hauled by a femboy
I will point out the linked lists are flawed in this project, it wasn't my part and my friends were working it last second
At least he gets gains?
last thing a femboy wants
Exactly
I remember using map or something in mybproj
Forgot the name
It is like a dictionary of a huge list and each element is define a bunch of data
the only way the file could be dangerous is if it's an executable AND you run that executable, or if it's code that you haven't personally looked through before running on ur puter
also theres virustotal for executables so
didn't linus media group get hacked when one of the employees opened a suspicious pdf?
if that did happen, it was because of a vulnerability in whatever software they opened it with
that's the weak point of pdfs yh
with the exception of zero-day attacks, you're not going to get a virus from a PDF if you keep your reader up to date
Remember when you could run scripts on word?
and zero-day attacks are expensive to find and make
so they really only get used on bigger targets than random brainfart users
MS office is its own beast lol. these days you're warned before a file can run a macro, but i dont think that's foolproof
havent looked into it tho
@gleaming grove if u want the project documents n shiet just lmk btw, it'd help a ton if you wanna learn oop cus that whole project is that business
zoro stop, the impostor syndrome is already bad enough
Is this a school project
Uni, yep
Or just a random project for fun
Ah nice nice
Send me it I will check it out
Using my
Cheetos covered Visual Studio
Python
OWNED
C
Nah nah
C what
just C
C ma balls
Tell him to write in Pascan
Pascal*
Sorry
Country dialect
he should learn javascript 
Html
yeah but html and css are like easy haha..
Dreamweaver
Html is like baby's first language
C is even more straightforward, it's like C++ without all the unnecessary bullshit 
Not like you have any to begin with
C++ when have to include 1000 libraries to do 1+1=2
im imagining the sweating game journalist gif
with the caption "C++ developers finding the perfect library to do 1+1=2"
Fortran
Chatgpt one
BASIC
imagine coding in fortran. it's 1967, grandpa.
You know whats the hardest coding language?
thizd
Brainfuck
brainfuck
The pseudocode your prof requires you to uplod
It is never right
I swear to god
i didnt know pseudocode could be right or wrong
if (my_balls <= yo_jaws)
{
fit(my_balls, yo_jaws);
}
Wrong
Gotta include header file first
Learning coding = doing shit the long way.
Comfortable with coding = "God i don't wanna deal with this, please tell me there is a wrapper or library for this"
(there is)
(and the AI tool already wrote the import for you)
isn't coding in the 2020's just copying shit from github?
damn looking at my old project just gave me a massive hardon
im so surprised i pulled it off
i also find it an ego boost to look at my old code
(The library hasnt been maintained in years and is in mandarin)
"Damn who the fuck wrote this dogshit?" X 1000
seein this shit just hits different idk
I guess i get that way with seeing old art of mine, just reminds me im improving
having nothing better to compare it to has left me blissfully ignorant of how i could improve it, and so it still looks as good today as it did then
Its motivational for sure, after you laugh at yourself a little
I shit you not it took me 4 months to understand composition and association
Yep, shit works im not fixing it
Which is kinda shameful
Tbh im more impressed you're actually dedicating to learning stuff
thats the biggest factor. "holy shit, it runs and does what i want. i'm a genius"
Took me hours to learn how to associate another class inside other class
The random "zoro whats this" pings actually went somewhere
Also
Yeah my brain just doesn't like to learn unless its useless shit
I never know how to use Constant
you think people would just ask that just for fun?
So I nearly never use it
"zoro, whats this?" shows you my pea.nit s
"I dare not tempt the machine gods again, please compile."
i mean goddamn im using you everytime someone tries to argue with me and i just go 'well, i know a senior whos been in cybersec for a while and he said xyz'
you cant say that and not give examples
it was regarding my project about bringing a bunch of OSINT apis together
my friend was like 'yea but the idea sounds shit..' and i was like 'yea but i literally spoke to a dude who works in the field and he said he found this to be an annoyance'
and went on about how 'yea but its there in splunk and other shit' and i looked at him and said
'how many companies do you think bother to teach people how to use splunk?'
"ritual of compilation was a success, praise the omnissiah. onward to the ritual of execution, machine god bless our mechadendrites."
doesn't the mechanicus "officially" use human brains for a lot of their hardware?
Yeag
The idea was just complex enough you can work on it. Sure, there are better solutions. If you really wanted to be an ass, tell him "sure i could make a splunk integration for it. Show me my splunk license and test environment"
this person sounds regarded. if they had their way, we would still be using CLI tools for everything. oh wait
it's machine spirits and human brains working together for most stuff
but guess what the machine spirits are 
its frustrating cus he wants to move on to another project due to him needing to expand the scope so it can fit 2 people in this specific project, personally, I wanna stick to it, cus I think it's gonna be somethin' good, and if he wants to add some shit onto it then he can do that and join in
not gonna shimmy around for someone else
And illegal af
is there a real difference between Abominable Intelligence and Machine Spirits?
Yeah its in splunk. If you have the integrations for it. And it works properly. The idea was more of a proof of concept that demonstrates multiple principles in a usable format
propaganda
nope
the mechanicus probably likes to use it as an excuse for refusing to innovate aside from what they find in STCs
Think about it if you hate someone
Even all that aside, I just think learning how to work with APIs is gonna be really handy for the future aswell, in fairness, I wanna pass, but I also dont want to work on dumbass research about something boring for 6 months of my life
You can program Sesbian Lex in their head
Musk spent years replicating those 20 year old experiments and didn't have anything to show for it.
And then walks out with a functioning neuralink for one guy
Shit sounds fake. The guy must be in on it.
What CS class are youbat rn
You at
I'm a cybersec student, I am gonna take ethical hacking and computer forensics this semester
working with APIs is always fun. i had to work with the virustotal API in class once
gonna do my final year project start this sem too
Can u take Unethical Hacking course
already did that by accident and nearly got fired at my job
that's called Zoro's school of metasploit
so yeah
you have to learn the unethical stuff to know what you're up against
but you don't do it on actual people or their computers so it's not unethical
Exactly. I didn't want to give you some herculean task. Just something complex enough thats usable and applicable.
That's the excuse i'll use in court when they ask me why I had a sysadmin chained to my radiator
Mf undergrads be like "im gonna be the next steve jobs" and waste time making the most scope crept bullshit
and it never leaves github
i was in the final year project fair last year
and some fucking freak
had a program, i forgot what it was exactly
but he used 6 different languages to make it work?
sounds like an elaborate troll
and it got so much traction that companies ended up coming to his door and asking if he wants to work for them
nah nah
it was actually really good
but he did it....alone
like, what
"here is my final project, professor." 
Forensics is fun but kinda dry. The ethical hacking courses can be cool, as long as its not "heres how to use wireshark, metasploit, mimikatz, and hashcat"
I mean I've been studying pentesting for quite a bit so I'm wondering what more I could learn from it
Weaponized autism
idk what ethical hacking is exactly
why yes.......i know how to use john the ripper wordlists.........how could you tell.......

Tbh, your forensics class will compliment ethical hacking courses a ton
the guys on YT talking about bypassing physical security and dropping flash drives like they're james bond seem like they're having fun
Breaking into things with permission/stuff you own for fun
i love how pirate software probably created a wave of cybersec weebs
just because of how he describes his stories
Physical security is fun as hell lol
makes sense i guess. but then why not just call it hacking since hopefully you're practicing the same stuff that is used in the real world
well, cus you need to understand how to remain in a scope and probably you'll be writing reports when you're doing ethical hacking about shit like that
Its just terminology.
you're learning more than just the 'hacking' part
we've spoken about the awful terminology in cysec lol
is my assumption anyway
why the fuck is it ethical, its just practice u fuckin dorks
Like me breaking into nearby wifi networks, not to steal data, but to fix their shitty router channel settings, is unethical but not actively malicious, so its greyhat
well thats another thing, the white/gray/black hat terminology has uses in the real world but naming a class "ethical hacking" just doesnt make sense
much like naming a class "cyber warfare"
well, its called ethical hacking and penetration testing in full
could've just been pen testing ig
Its doing bad shit to fix things, mainly
i guess so
Like running vuln tests on my home network to fix stuff is ethical hacking.
Or learning lockpicking as a hobby is "ethical lockpicking"
i understand and support that distinction, but why title a college course "ethical hacking"
Clickbait
if only it was trying to bait people
its a specialization core
i gotta take it (was gonna take it eitherway)
Certified ethical hacker cert be like
certified unable to be a naughty boy
Everybody gangsta to do security until they realize they need to take legal courses too
i will replace the legal courses with 4 years of experience working IT in a hospital 😈
You cant send me back
my govt are hiring a lot of cybersec as of late, im wondering if i'll regret not staying

idk if i wanna work for govt period, though
idk i thought about working for the govt but the clearance for cybersecurity is a massive pain in the ass
Its a mixed bag
Can confirm, the paperwork and travel restrictions suck ass
is it worth it working in a govt you dont even like
Is money green?
my ideals and thoughts about my govt didnt affect my decision, i can tell you that
perhaps so, but i'd feel too watched
we aint 1st world govt afterall
unlike "do i like my govt"
Eh, just don't do dumb things. But it prob hits different in other countries
i mean i think the govt doesnt like me either lol
no govt anywhere likes their citizens
idk what the geopolitical implications of that are
so are my grandparents
i thought iran and saudi were tight
primarily religious implications, different sects
hell no lol
israel and saudi are more tight than iran and saudi
and thats saying sometihng
sects as in the big 2?
yepyep
Ahh then yeah theres a personal dillema there.
oh wow
do not look up eastern province saudi arabia 2012
nothing happened there
nothing at all
Depending on the field, you'd be up yo some spicy things.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
move to israel and work for the mossad
The truth is, either you draw a line and be professional to collect $$$, or it gets sussed out in your clearance interviews and they pass you up
Id imagine iran is pretty strict on preventing insider threats.
They will also look into who you're connected to, not just you.
religion i have no choice over, if you're from where im from you're instantly marked as a specific religious sect lol
hmh, true
my grandparents do love going to the occassional indirect flight to iran
that cant look good
if its anything like the states, you'll also have to give them a laundry list of people who can speak to your character
and confirm different facts about you
Nah its standard
yeah its a mega-invasion of privacy
such is the price of getting to work on dope ass shit and make big money doing it
i guess so, yeah
I mean i aint gonna lie
if i get a govt job
they are seeing these logs im certain
its gonna be over
unless they straight up sieze your computer, i doubt they can compel Discord to release any data like the US government can
There is the sf-86 form
yeah lol, its just public shit that they catch onto
my friends brother got sent to jail cus he badmouthed some leadership
on fucking twitter
your social media will be inspected yeah
of all places he decided to do that
good thing i dont have any social media, pesky places
i'm pretty sure that even happens in the states, they just dont mention it because it's pretty simple OSINT
its so amusing to me that people post their whole lives on platforms like that
meanwhile i'm like a ghost and have like 3 Facebook posts from the last 11 years
YEP
ⓛωⓛ hello
dude, my uni when i first applied did a background check on me, asked for my socials
instagram/twitter/facebook
hello xi
i had to make instagram and twitter
hii
and they were sussing me out about it and they just couldn't comprehend that i didnt have socials prior to it
THAT is wild
are they a profit-motivated institution?
your uni checked your socials ??
it was for immigration, they needed to do their paperwork/investigation and send it to their govt
and if the govt approves it, then they bind my visa to that university
and now i go to my uni every year to renew my visa
what country ?
it sounds like you gotta deal with a lot of bullshit over there
malaysia
lowkey i only got insta recently
and its squeaky clean
only got my fb
other than that a facebook which i only use for surplus
immigrating is kind of a hassle yeah
and facebook market place
and i can bury that one
i have throwaway accounts on most major sites but never posted on them
well i never post on any account ever
i remember going into the embassy and getting questioned
that shit was not fucking fun
'what do you think about western culture?"
'Would you be angry seeing other holy sites that arent muslim?'
bitch
lmao we have a church like 5 mins away from my house
we have a church a mosque and a buddhist temple within 4km of each other
this was in malaysia?
the ones we have don't get used anymore
yh
why would they even ask whether you like western culture or not
do they have strong opinions on the west over there
because malaysia is heavily blended
digital colonisation
some westernisms are dripped into the mainly muslim culutre
you can go to a mosque, go out of it, see a bar
someone put the country in a blender and said 'fuck it randomize'
crack open a cold one after salat
fair enough, i cant blame them. dudes wanting to be chicks is a spooky prospect for normal countries
met my fair share of ladyboys there
despite it being 'mainly muslim'
lmfao
its actually interesting that they have 2 different law lists
now i get it. they gotta crack tf down
one is for muslims, one for otherwise
like dont you dare come here and become a femboy
they dont know.
its ok though i showed them my CS degree and they let me pass
they check if you're a flop or not
he's cleared to wear thigh highs
i got that but why call it a sock check
cus its a joke
do they literally check you socks ?
no no
oh i get it
i understood that my good fellow
based
shit u right.
not gonna do it tho. bullying flop is "in" and i'm not some kind of brainfart hipster
it's fun in short bursts
thats so awesome dude..
you're like
a rebel
what if you just talk to women wearing the thigh high socks
system of a down or something idk
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i still need to play cyberpunk
just need a good fucking pc
what are your specs ?
get yo arasaka ass outta here!!!! we kang tao in this mothafucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats what I was about to say
Not too hard to run in its current state
a bit cpu heavy but yeah
1660ti 16gb 17 11th gen i believe
you should be fine lmao
still
You should be able to run it
fine
yeah
the throttle is really annoying
60 fps, may be a little unstable though
definitely cpu heavy, i had to manually disable an option that is enabled by default for cyberspunk that was specifically for newer CPUs too, cuz my old i7 6700k was having a heart attack trying to run modern cyberpunk
Should I learn how to code first or learn how to model a gooning model first
good thing is that it's fall
But very playable and enjoyable
try locking the fps to 60
can you rig models yet
learn to do that
Tru
wym by coding anyhow
Tfw I find new albums to turn into profile pictures 😛
Pretty chilling innit?
quite cold aye
repaint tomorrow
its the iedy bird
What state are you even living in?
Arizona?
Good
Ahah you're right they do look really similar
Why do you live in Saudi

i ask this question everyday i wake up
Go back to Malaysia jesus
i went here for work
and i thought
'yea this wont affect me at all this country sucks dick but i can cope'
Happiest Saudi Arabia resident
boy was i wrong
surrae in 15 days:
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Happinest California resident
i hate that this made me laugh
the obscure old-internet reference is even funnier than the video itself
Cyberpunk really did do a fucking AMAZING job nailing how it feels to be in cali
Im not kidding
imma farmer in malaysia
Nah
Went to cali last spring and the entire time I had a familiar feeling
How it feels to be in LA
i blew up malaysia
Not Cali
I cant consider LA to be Cali
Its its own hell hole
Inside a hell hole
You're right It's cali but especially la
night city is almost as shitty as LA, true. however, it's actually located in Morro Bay, California.
morro bay is beautiful
I unironically would perfer to live in night city lmao
did you know
If you take a shitty part of San Fran added to a shitty part of LA the equation gives you Night City
Because then i could get high on crazy vr porn before getting shot
and put that creature right in the middle area of the coastline between the two as well
Funny much most of the people died in night city are cyberpunks
If you prefer to do a normal life
living in night city sounds like hell
unless you got a lot of money
i use vpn and gets ads in german
You mortality is higher
god i fucking hate the german languyage
Yup, dunno how a bunch of polish nerds could replicate one of the biggest shitholes in the states so well
I dont even think German loves their language
thank god germans arent real
that would imrpvoe them
it would
the last time i went to sf i got chased by a man with a poop knife
warhammer 40k reference???
The hungry denizens of LA probably would enjoy the radroaches to feast on
hive city reference
not higher than irl LA wtf
yeah i said night city was ALMOST as shitty as LA
instead of someone ripping you open for your cybernetics (which are basically essential to function in cbpk207) they just steal your bike or something
which you can just chuck at their head
just like any big city
sounds worse in night city tho
explodes pager
🇮🇱
yeah its worse in night city
because it should be a dystopia
but it doesn't seem far off
we just need cool implants
and shawarmamachine
mike pondsmith be like "cyberpunk is a warning!!!!!!!!!!!"
hey thats my favorite store, zabka. what it doing in silent hill
we need gorilla arms
and double jump legs on god
its like
if the dystopia is going to become reality
i want the cool parts of it too
im talking when it happens
are you asking to be spit roasted vertically
nomad? is that what they call monks now
hopefully real life Cyberpunk is more interesting than the game was.

no the joke is that monks dont get mad
no mad

turkish power armor
holy shit... high time i chromed the fuck up
its like if i cannot turn myself into shawarmamachine in a dystopia
what is the reason for me to live?
full body replacement is badass
Hell yeah
i have never tried shawarma, you have never tried spam sandwich made with wonder bread and miracle whip. checkmate, buddy.

NA "food"
NA food is goated wtf
he thinks im being serious
obv not the satirical puke sandwich he made
"You have never eaten slop like I do, checkmate liberals"
^
So tru
never trust a american with food
never trust an american
we're nefarious

curios
NEVER GOON!
when am in an unfunny competition and my oppenents are jerma fans
man i wish pango was here
he would have had a word with you
yeah he would send an unfunny jerma meme
point proven
why does it look like he blasted toothpaste out his ass
You're not a real Burenyuu
i am
nah jerma isnt entertaining
ⓛωⓛ
Get this fake outta here
he's just guy doing thing
and reacting in a shocked manner
I do agree with that
arent we all
nope not me.
He's just thing doing guys




