#🎪bruh-fart

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potent hamlet
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battle the system

low atlas
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so easy to just settle in somewhere comfortable, doomscroll and be a pile of garbage

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It's zoever for them

potent hamlet
low atlas
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you open it, inside?
cout << "school network hacked."

potent hamlet
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i never had problems in tech class

low atlas
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I was 'overly curious'

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That's what got me in trouble I guess

potent hamlet
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mostly because i would play coolmathgames.com instead of making my Curriculum as a 13yo

low atlas
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Worst thing I've done though was install a keylogger on the computer I was assigned to

potent hamlet
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damn

low atlas
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every computer class I open it to see what weird shit ppl wrote, was kinda fun

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This in high?

potent hamlet
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stuff i learnt by myself, you were taught

low atlas
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Pretty cool, gives you a perspective on what to learn if you wanna do x or y

potent hamlet
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well shit

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i dont really know how to create shit

low atlas
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You really can't teach ppl to code honestly

potent hamlet
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i know how to fix shit

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if i get asked to make a code, i will have no idea

low atlas
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You give them pointers/projects to make and let em fuck around till they figure it out

potent hamlet
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but somehow, if i get asked to help for a code, i will go like a monkey punching a pc but end up making it work

low atlas
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It's easy to get paralysis in stuff like that

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was the ball modeled after your nuts by any chance, knowing your freaky ass

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peak freak when you're depressed

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You just don't show it

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And tbh I don't blame you, learning html as a start is pretty depressing

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idk why I just don't like html

potent hamlet
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my family says i have a hidden talent for computers, but its because i really hate working on pc's

low atlas
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I had to learn c++ and I was thinking of switching to rust

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But idk if I wanna touch new stuff

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oh god

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that doesn't make me feel any better

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when?

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nah, not my thing

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naaah

potent hamlet
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ive spent most of my childhood and teenage years with shitty computers and cellphones

low atlas
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I'm solo queuer sry

potent hamlet
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so ive spent most of my teenage years fucking fixing shitty computers and cellphones

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i had an LG that was from 2010, 8 YEARS LATER

low atlas
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Yeah I get u, I had this for networks, I learned networking at a young age because my internet was so shit

potent hamlet
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i had to reset it and put android on it multiple times

low atlas
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Only now I realize that there was nothing I could've done, my internet just sucks because the ISP is a fraud

green schooner
potent hamlet
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i had an old Compaq pc that originally had Windows 7, then it started to die repeatedly so i just installed Windows XP on it until it decided to die and i couldnt repair it anymore

green schooner
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literally

low atlas
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i wanna learn soldering so I can fix old pc hardware

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my hands shake too much so I never did it

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man.

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keep your freak to frota

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he gets jealous easily

potent hamlet
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i also had a Samsung laptop that was in Windows 8, i had to downgrade it to windows 7, open it, clean it completely, then i was able to make it work for a couple years

green schooner
low atlas
potent hamlet
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that's where im going through

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i had a blue HP laptop

green schooner
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Gn

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She so retarded

potent hamlet
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it was good tbh, but i wanted to play stuff and the laptop by itself didnt wanted to run them correctly

green schooner
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Black cats are amazing

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They are like orange ones

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but hostile

potent hamlet
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so i worked, got a 4gb ram and a blue card SSD, because the one i had was a green card SSD

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and Blue ones are better

potent hamlet
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ended up opening it, changing stuff, getting 12GB RAM ON A FUCKING LAPTOP and a blue SSD

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it ran smoothly

low atlas
green schooner
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damn

potent hamlet
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wasnt like top tier pc but i was able to play what i wanted

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my cat killed it

low atlas
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He's his own, he just comes around during lunch n I feed him

potent hamlet
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i was drinking tea by it, she just jumps, knocks my hand and makes the tea pour on the pc

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my cat literally killed that pc

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now i have a Lenovo Ideapad 3 cuz it has a Ryzen 3

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i cant change shit on it, but i dont really care

low atlas
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i can't wait to stop using laptops

potent hamlet
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i like laptops

low atlas
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thermal paste change every 2 montgs

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waste of time

potent hamlet
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i like playing on my bed like a fucking leech

low atlas
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yeah for me I have to play on this laptop cus I travel to like 3 different countries once a year

green schooner
low atlas
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play + work on 3D

low atlas
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legit I weep everytime I render on this thing

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I feel like I'm hurting it

potent hamlet
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I might get one of those Sword Art Online kind of setup

visual stirrup
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Josta is the only mod online right now

low atlas
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try having 3 adobe apps* period

visual stirrup
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We should do something

low atlas
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Them mfs suck shit

potent hamlet
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Im gonna get this and i will rot on it

visual stirrup
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Can't beleive that liveleak is gone

potent hamlet
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i didnt noticed until i wanted to see chinese workers

visual stirrup
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Where will we go to to see pictures of a man butchered by the cartel with his dismembered penis stuffed in his mouth?

green schooner
potent hamlet
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skull

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lol

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I want a pc on a jerry can

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No, its not

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this is

prime zenith
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watta fuck

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is that yours

atomic crane
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my programming class in high school was learning how to draw lines in python

potent hamlet
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if you think about it

atomic crane
prime zenith
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you can teach people anything

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wtf does that mean

potent hamlet
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ceramic is usually cold

atomic crane
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if you want to learn to code you have to either have a passion for it or be forced to do it a lot until you get it

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it helps to learn more difficult languages and learn to interact with memory too

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for the debugging part of learning to code

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not to say memorizing those more difficult languages is necessary, but learning them and working with them gives you knowledge that helps with every abstracted language above them

gleaming grove
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I get all of the concept and shit

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I just dont know where to go next

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Like sometimes I just ask myself that “the hell am i supposed to learn now?”

atomic crane
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i dont do it recreationally so i find myself learning what i need to know to accomplish a particular goal

gleaming grove
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I might think picking up Roblox LUA just because I can

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But its as useless as a brick

atomic crane
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learn real LUA instead

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make mods for games

gleaming grove
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Tbh if I have to learn real LUA i rather learn C#

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For like Unity

atomic crane
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thats bizarre

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Lua is like video game python

gleaming grove
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Or keep on w C++ for Unreal and a lot of game engines

atomic crane
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C# is web design lol

gleaming grove
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Yeh its web design but Unity uses it

atomic crane
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web apps

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fuck unity

gleaming grove
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otherwise im sticking w C++ rn

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Im not tryna overload my brain with stuff

atomic crane
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i think C++ is pretty adaptable

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might serve to know an interpreted language like py tho

gleaming grove
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Fucking pain to manage memories tho

atomic crane
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py or if ur a real gamer/modder then learn lua

gleaming grove
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I get once you are good at memory and stuff then you are gucci

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But to learn how to manage and allocate memory is a pain in the ass

atomic crane
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to do it efficiently is difficult

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otherwise for my purposes it's sufficient to throw a chunk at it and clean up afterward clueless

gleaming grove
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And C++ if you got one thing wrong the code will fucking execute you

atomic crane
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if u have the money or student status for it, github copilot is a lifesaver for syntax or repetitive code

gleaming grove
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I god damn despite Pointer

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Sure its handy and nice

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But god damn its a bitch to manage

atomic crane
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pointers are cool, debugging null pointers can be annoying for projects with multiple files and shit tho

gleaming grove
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I have a lot of class headers for a project once and Pointer drove me to the brink of madness

atomic crane
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lol i went through pointer boot camp back when i was writing my funny little "operating system" back in the spring

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is Pointer something i dont know about or do you mean pointers

gleaming grove
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Just Pointers

atomic crane
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ah

gleaming grove
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The *

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Just one symbol that made me hated it so much

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And dont get me started with the entire pass by reference and pass by value

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Tho I mainly use pass by reference

atomic crane
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if you're forced to use them consistently for a while you start to get it

gleaming grove
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Its so handy I dont have to return a value

atomic crane
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use it or lose it though, i havent written C code since May and i couldn't tell you one bit of how pointers work anymore

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blissful ignorance, maybe one day i'll need to revisit it and learn again

gleaming grove
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Are C and C++ similar

atomic crane
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C++ is just a bunch of useful libraries added to C

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so it has more features but at its core it is the same language

gleaming grove
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Tbh I usually love C++ since I have an ability to read it

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I actually love Python ngl

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A lot of stuffs are so simple in Python

atomic crane
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i think thats a big reason that they're so popular

gleaming grove
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The only bad thing is Python isnt great to handle like big programs

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But they are good for running math and calculation debugs

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Which is why they are hugely used in a lot of app dev

atomic crane
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that was the case for any interpreted language, lately though i hear some languages are approaching compiled languages in speed and efficiency

gleaming grove
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Depends on purpose I believe

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Like C is made to run a lot of complicated projects

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They can handle heavy load but the memory trash is straight up trash

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A lot of memory leak if not careful

atomic crane
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i dont remember which, could have been Rust i heard about

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Rust is interpreted like Python is, but it's very fast and has very good automatic memory management

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i could be thinking of another language

gleaming grove
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I have heard someone recommended Rust but I never looked into it

potent hamlet
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i want to go to sleep

gleaming grove
atomic crane
quartz ridge
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the community is too toxic

atomic crane
quartz ridge
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you will grind for 6 days

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only for the players you killed who now

visual stirrup
quartz ridge
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OPP with you

gleaming grove
quartz ridge
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will wait for you to disconect

gleaming grove
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Not the game

quartz ridge
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then raid you

visual stirrup
quartz ridge
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oh my bad top g

atomic crane
gleaming grove
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I dont play RUST

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Well tried to get into it

gleaming grove
atomic crane
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local rust developer informs world that rust actually fucking sucks

green schooner
atomic crane
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oh another one

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wait i thought it was a bit

quartz ridge
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it makes me happy im not the only one whos not a coding socks "fren "

atomic crane
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u guys dont think we're talking about that rotting piece of shit game

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right?

gleaming grove
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I wonder do I need thigh high socks and femboy clothing to be able to code C language efficiently

prime zenith
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wtf hes moving

visual stirrup
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feet notably not visible

prime zenith
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i only seen him as an img

visual stirrup
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might have been ai

prime zenith
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his nipples are huge

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holy

gleaming grove
visual stirrup
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his feet aren't visible
he could very well be wearing coding socks

gleaming grove
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Literally femboy in coding community

atomic crane
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started coding too early to have access to open-source machine learning, started coding too late for the computing boom, started coding just in time to get called a transgender/femboy because i write code

visual stirrup
gleaming grove
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I wish I learned coding earlier

visual stirrup
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kekl 🫵

atomic crane
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blissfully unaware of what those are

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i'll stick to my C and Python coding

gleaming grove
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I learned Assembly

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I still not know what the hell it is

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I dont even know how did I pass it

atomic crane
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with assembly you fake it until you make it

gleaming grove
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Like go into coding

atomic crane
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idk what kind of creatures learn that for a full-time job writing device drivers but i commend them

gleaming grove
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Idk how people understand what the hell is eQh is

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Or how can you even read Assembly

atomic crane
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never even heard of eQh

gleaming grove
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I made it up

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I forgot all of the memory syntaxes

atomic crane
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oh you must mean a hexadecimal value

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0Ah for example 🤓

light spruce
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Q: How do i provide proof a project that mit license abiding?

atomic crane
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theres several categories of object in that image lol

gleaming grove
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I cant read it

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Wth is 0x10

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Or 0x00

atomic crane
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they didnt teach you hexadecimal notation for assembly?

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that was day 1 for me

gleaming grove
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So I might fuck it up since

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I go into assembly without knowing c++

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After that I picked up C++

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Thats why saying I dont understand wth it is and how I graduated that class

atomic crane
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i think thats fine, but they really fucked up by not teaching you about hexadecimal notation

civic panther
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that would make a great emote
happy peepo on a toilet

atomic crane
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assembly is its own fucked up creature, knowing another language really doesnt help

civic panther
atomic crane
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but knowing assembly to an extent helps with other languages

atomic crane
# gleaming grove Wth is 0x10

the "0x" part denotes that you're looking at a hexadecimal number, some people also choose to put an "h" at the end of the number instead

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either way, its just to say that its a hex number

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hex numbers in computing are always at least 2 digits long because you want memory to be structured evenly in the size of bytes, so you just fill empty space with zeros

gleaming grove
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Yeh but

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The main problem is at the code body

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When you do something like mov rad,1 (idk if the operand is correct)

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I dont know whats the purpose of it

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I know mov is like for the machine to register the line of code but what about the “rad” and 1

atomic crane
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something like mov rax,1 would just tell the puter "hey, put the address '1' in the 'rax' register"

rax is a "register" which is just a special storage place right in the CPU for it to use in its operations

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so you can store a location of something in memory in rax so the CPU remembers where it's holding a value

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the "1" in this example is an address in memory

gleaming grove
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Does that line hold anything

atomic crane
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you can actually access the actual STUFF at that specific address another way

gleaming grove
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Or its just you telling machine to store an address

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I am assuming rax is like one of the command in a huge library

atomic crane
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if you give rax a value like 1 like in your example, rax becomes another name for that address in a way so you can tell the puter to then actually look at whats held at that address

gleaming grove
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I am watching Assembly for beginner rn and trying to make sense of it

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Does changing number do anything? Like say mov rax, 2

atomic crane
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theres a few registers yeah, they each have a specific purpose but in general theres 2 categories you actually want to care about when it comes to them

gleaming grove
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What does that do

atomic crane
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the number would just be an address in memory

gleaming grove
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Hmm

civic panther
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The clues were always there

【QRT of Gireum means oil (@GireumNewTown):】

'Here's literally a story about Typhlosion kidnapping a girl, gaslighting her, and then making her give birth to a half human half Pokemon child

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gleaming grove
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I wonder if Assembly coder is still prevalent these days

atomic crane
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they write device drivers in assembly afaik

minor cypress
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Me getting yelled at for hosting a minecraft server at home, installing hamachi to get to it at school, and hosting all the install files on some random shared drive they didn't secure.

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Good times

atomic crane
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stuff that directly interacts with the hardware has to be written in assembly

minor cypress
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Got to grab a ton of license keys and installers too. Just sitting there in an excel spreadsheet and folder, not locked down at all

gleaming grove
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I wonder if I just become a game coder would I ever have to touch Assembly

gleaming grove
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Damn

atomic crane
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game devs live in the land of compiled languages and occasionally interpreted languages

gleaming grove
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I mean assembly is interesting to learn about for sure i just dont know how much I would use it

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If I dont use it much then it doesnt really make sense just to look further into it

atomic crane
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its really eye-opening for working with puters and understanding how ur code works

minor cypress
atomic crane
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you dont need to memorize it or use it regularly or anything, just use it enough to figure out how your compiled C++ code corellates to the raw instructions

gleaming grove
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The first big project I did was Fallout 1 - style Text-Based game with grid map

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And tbh I was very proud of it

minor cypress
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I don't regret the bits of assembly i learned for knowing how things work under the hood. Still doesn't mean i enjoyed any of it

atomic crane
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like get an idea of "okay, when I write a for-loop in C it's a block of instructions ending with a

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"je" instruction

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for example

gleaming grove
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Used standard storage library, linked list, dynamic object and stuff

atomic crane
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which stands for "jump if equal"

minor cypress
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kekl i still remember being in my earlier CS classes stressing my balls off over trying to make a slot machine demo

atomic crane
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in other words, learn what it looks like when the computer makes decisions

minor cypress
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Rough times

gleaming grove
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Offtopic a bit

atomic crane
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i appreciated it anyway when i learned that correlation

gleaming grove
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I love how our talk makes brainfart feels a bit big brain

atomic crane
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it is big brain

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you got zoro, who works in cybersecurity

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and you got me, a chump who's getting a degree in it

minor cypress
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I've only stuck around for the random banter and bullshit

gleaming grove
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Oh I am just a computer artist student

minor cypress
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Its entertainment drowned in brainrot

gleaming grove
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I am trying to get degree in soft dev

atomic crane
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have u taken a discrete math course

gleaming grove
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Next semester for sure

atomic crane
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i loved it

gleaming grove
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I am taking Cal 2

gleaming grove
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Thats what I am going through

atomic crane
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this is an agile family

gleaming grove
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I mean tbh I would love to jump from Soft Dev to 3D artists

atomic crane
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my coding professors trying to get me to care about software development LOL

gleaming grove
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But either way I want to get Associate in Computer Science first

atomic crane
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agile? scrum? what do i fucking care

gleaming grove
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But I am scared I will do

minor cypress
atomic crane
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it actually pertains to your degree so you probably will

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and will probably need to understand them to some degree

minor cypress
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Scrum massa needs another commit by the end of the day

atomic crane
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massa, my gut has submitted a push request to my anus

minor cypress
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Did it pass code review tho

atomic crane
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im out of my league in this bit

gleaming grove
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Tbh

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I might get master degree in computer science and join the Space Force officer

minor cypress
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Same. All my knowledge of inner workings comes from listening to a buddy bitch about it

gleaming grove
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Idk how stupid that sounds

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But money is good

minor cypress
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Well, what do you wanna do? I only got my CS degree because they had a focus on cybersecurity

atomic crane
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be prepared for heavy competition

low atlas
visual stirrup
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I'm waiting for the conversation to go low-brow, because I nothing to contribute to this programmer shit
Can we talk about farting, gooning, and guns now?

gleaming grove
low atlas
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Whether that is from experience or otherwise is up to debate

gleaming grove
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Or any good resources

gleaming grove
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Itd be so funny if a twink coder surpassed me

atomic crane
gleaming grove
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Just coding

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I am trying to learn more about OOP

low atlas
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c++ is good for it

low atlas
gleaming grove
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well I am C++ main

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C++ is op but learning curve is ass

minor cypress
atomic crane
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OOP is one thing i have not needed nor learned much about

low atlas
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based, i can give you a project idea I made if you want, it hurt my ass badly but it taught me much

gleaming grove
atomic crane
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i think i did something object oriented when i had to write 50 million structs in C for my operating system

low atlas
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I can also give you the source files if you want

gleaming grove
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Virus?

low atlas
minor cypress
atomic crane
atomic crane
gleaming grove
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What could be the worse from a Virus sent by a twink

low atlas
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You write your commands in a text file, redirect the program to that txt file, it will read each word of that command and interpret it to do something specific

atomic crane
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if surrae sends you an executable file, report back

low atlas
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It will use the general data structure, linked lists, stacks, etc

atomic crane
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linked lists DisgustedClint

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i fucking hate linked lists

gleaming grove
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@minor cypress can you help me if the file is legit lmao

low atlas
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bruh

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I haven't even sent it yet

gleaming grove
atomic crane
gleaming grove
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If you dont hate linked List enough

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Use the double direction list

visual stirrup
minor cypress
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Just slap it into virustotal

visual stirrup
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Imagine getting a vision of the future
and seeing your corpse hauled by a femboy

low atlas
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I will point out the linked lists are flawed in this project, it wasn't my part and my friends were working it last second

visual stirrup
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last thing a femboy wants

minor cypress
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Exactly

gleaming grove
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Forgot the name

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It is like a dictionary of a huge list and each element is define a bunch of data

atomic crane
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also theres virustotal for executables so

fading shuttle
visual stirrup
atomic crane
low atlas
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that's the weak point of pdfs yh

atomic crane
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with the exception of zero-day attacks, you're not going to get a virus from a PDF if you keep your reader up to date

low atlas
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Remember when you could run scripts on word?

atomic crane
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and zero-day attacks are expensive to find and make

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so they really only get used on bigger targets than random brainfart users

gleaming grove
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Sorry for pinging Alex

atomic crane
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havent looked into it tho

low atlas
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@gleaming grove if u want the project documents n shiet just lmk btw, it'd help a ton if you wanna learn oop cus that whole project is that business

atomic crane
low atlas
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Uni, yep

gleaming grove
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Or just a random project for fun

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Ah nice nice

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Send me it I will check it out

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Using my

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Cheetos covered Visual Studio

low atlas
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I'll boot my pc up and send it

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I hope it still works

deep topaz
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What's a good language to study if I wanna get into programming

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That isn't python

gleaming grove
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Python

atomic crane
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OWNED

gleaming grove
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DAMN IT

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actually nvm

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I am good

atomic crane
gleaming grove
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Nah nah

deep topaz
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C what

atomic crane
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just C

deep topaz
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C ma balls

atomic crane
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(deez nuts)

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wow

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fuck you buddy

deep topaz
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Fuck you

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Cat box

gleaming grove
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Pascal*

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Sorry

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Country dialect

atomic crane
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he should learn javascript trollface

gleaming grove
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Html

deep topaz
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I had to learn a little in my web dev classes

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Html, css, javascript

gleaming grove
atomic crane
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yeah but html and css are like easy haha..

deep topaz
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Dreamweaver

gleaming grove
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Honeslt

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C++ is pretty straight forward to get into

deep topaz
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Html is like baby's first language

gleaming grove
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But the moment you touched Function

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Your balls crumbled

atomic crane
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C is even more straightforward, it's like C++ without all the unnecessary bullshit trolltiny

gleaming grove
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Not like you have any to begin with

gleaming grove
atomic crane
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im imagining the sweating game journalist gif

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with the caption "C++ developers finding the perfect library to do 1+1=2"

gleaming grove
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Chatgpt one

atomic crane
deep topaz
atomic crane
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imagine coding in fortran. it's 1967, grandpa.

deep topaz
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Someone do the thing

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Ping him

gleaming grove
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You know whats the hardest coding language?

minor cypress
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Brainfuck

atomic crane
gleaming grove
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The pseudocode your prof requires you to uplod

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It is never right

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I swear to god

atomic crane
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i didnt know pseudocode could be right or wrong

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if (my_balls <= yo_jaws)
{
fit(my_balls, yo_jaws);
}

gleaming grove
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Gotta include header file first

minor cypress
gleaming grove
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Declare object

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Ans then call method

atomic crane
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(and the AI tool already wrote the import for you)

frail scaffold
visual stirrup
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isn't coding in the 2020's just copying shit from github?

low atlas
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damn looking at my old project just gave me a massive hardon

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im so surprised i pulled it off

atomic crane
minor cypress
#

(The library hasnt been maintained in years and is in mandarin)

minor cypress
low atlas
frail scaffold
#

I guess i get that way with seeing old art of mine, just reminds me im improving

atomic crane
minor cypress
#

Its motivational for sure, after you laugh at yourself a little

gleaming grove
#

I shit you not it took me 4 months to understand composition and association

minor cypress
gleaming grove
#

Which is kinda shameful

low atlas
#

you learned it in the end

minor cypress
#

Tbh im more impressed you're actually dedicating to learning stuff

atomic crane
gleaming grove
#

Took me hours to learn how to associate another class inside other class

minor cypress
#

The random "zoro whats this" pings actually went somewhere

gleaming grove
#

Also

frail scaffold
#

Yeah my brain just doesn't like to learn unless its useless shit

gleaming grove
#

I never know how to use Constant

low atlas
gleaming grove
#

So I nearly never use it

atomic crane
#

"zoro, whats this?" shows you my pea.nit s

minor cypress
low atlas
#

i mean goddamn im using you everytime someone tries to argue with me and i just go 'well, i know a senior whos been in cybersec for a while and he said xyz'

minor cypress
#

kekl you cant say that and not give examples

low atlas
#

it was regarding my project about bringing a bunch of OSINT apis together

#

my friend was like 'yea but the idea sounds shit..' and i was like 'yea but i literally spoke to a dude who works in the field and he said he found this to be an annoyance'

#

and went on about how 'yea but its there in splunk and other shit' and i looked at him and said

#

'how many companies do you think bother to teach people how to use splunk?'

astral grove
atomic crane
visual stirrup
#

doesn't the mechanicus "officially" use human brains for a lot of their hardware?

frail scaffold
#

Yeag

minor cypress
atomic crane
atomic crane
#

but guess what the machine spirits are TROLLED

low atlas
gleaming grove
#

Tbh

#

Brain programming sounds cool

low atlas
#

not gonna shimmy around for someone else

gleaming grove
#

And illegal af

visual stirrup
#

is there a real difference between Abominable Intelligence and Machine Spirits?

gleaming grove
#

Imagine you can send code and convert it into brain signal

#

Thatd be hilarious

minor cypress
atomic crane
gleaming grove
#

Create super soldier

atomic crane
#

the mechanicus probably likes to use it as an excuse for refusing to innovate aside from what they find in STCs

gleaming grove
#

Think about it if you hate someone

low atlas
gleaming grove
#

You can program Sesbian Lex in their head

visual stirrup
#

Musk spent years replicating those 20 year old experiments and didn't have anything to show for it.
And then walks out with a functioning neuralink for one guy
Shit sounds fake. The guy must be in on it.

gleaming grove
#

You at

low atlas
atomic crane
#

working with APIs is always fun. i had to work with the virustotal API in class once

low atlas
#

gonna do my final year project start this sem too

gleaming grove
low atlas
atomic crane
#

that's called Zoro's school of metasploit

low atlas
#

so yeah

visual stirrup
#

Can you take a mild mischief course?

#

mild tomfoolery?

#

casual ne'erdowellin?

atomic crane
#

but you don't do it on actual people or their computers so it's not unethical

minor cypress
visual stirrup
minor cypress
#

Mf undergrads be like "im gonna be the next steve jobs" and waste time making the most scope crept bullshit

atomic crane
#

and it never leaves github

low atlas
#

i was in the final year project fair last year

#

and some fucking freak

#

had a program, i forgot what it was exactly

#

but he used 6 different languages to make it work?

atomic crane
#

sounds like an elaborate troll

low atlas
#

and it got so much traction that companies ended up coming to his door and asking if he wants to work for them

#

nah nah

#

it was actually really good

#

but he did it....alone

#

like, what

atomic crane
#

"here is my final project, professor." trolltiny

minor cypress
low atlas
minor cypress
atomic crane
#

idk what ethical hacking is exactly

low atlas
#

why yes.......i know how to use john the ripper wordlists.........how could you tell.......

minor cypress
#

Tbh, your forensics class will compliment ethical hacking courses a ton

atomic crane
minor cypress
low atlas
#

just because of how he describes his stories

minor cypress
atomic crane
low atlas
minor cypress
#

Its just terminology.

low atlas
#

you're learning more than just the 'hacking' part

atomic crane
#

we've spoken about the awful terminology in cysec lol

low atlas
#

is my assumption anyway

atomic crane
#

why the fuck is it ethical, its just practice u fuckin dorks

minor cypress
#

Like me breaking into nearby wifi networks, not to steal data, but to fix their shitty router channel settings, is unethical but not actively malicious, so its greyhat

atomic crane
#

well thats another thing, the white/gray/black hat terminology has uses in the real world but naming a class "ethical hacking" just doesnt make sense

#

much like naming a class "cyber warfare"

low atlas
#

well, its called ethical hacking and penetration testing in full

#

could've just been pen testing ig

minor cypress
#

Its doing bad shit to fix things, mainly

atomic crane
#

i guess so

minor cypress
#

Like running vuln tests on my home network to fix stuff is ethical hacking.

#

Or learning lockpicking as a hobby is "ethical lockpicking"

atomic crane
#

i understand and support that distinction, but why title a college course "ethical hacking"

minor cypress
#

Clickbait

low atlas
#

if only it was trying to bait people

#

its a specialization core

#

i gotta take it (was gonna take it eitherway)

minor cypress
#

Certified ethical hacker cert be like

atomic crane
#

certified unable to be a naughty boy

minor cypress
#

Everybody gangsta to do security until they realize they need to take legal courses too

atomic crane
#

i will replace the legal courses with 4 years of experience working IT in a hospital 😈

minor cypress
#

You cant send me back

low atlas
#

my govt are hiring a lot of cybersec as of late, im wondering if i'll regret not staying

minor cypress
low atlas
#

idk if i wanna work for govt period, though

atomic crane
#

idk i thought about working for the govt but the clearance for cybersecurity is a massive pain in the ass

minor cypress
#

Its a mixed bag

minor cypress
low atlas
#

is it worth it working in a govt you dont even like

minor cypress
#

Is money green?

atomic crane
#

my ideals and thoughts about my govt didnt affect my decision, i can tell you that

low atlas
#

perhaps so, but i'd feel too watched

atomic crane
#

six figures is six figures

#

well thats a valid concern

low atlas
#

we aint 1st world govt afterall

atomic crane
#

unlike "do i like my govt"

minor cypress
#

Eh, just don't do dumb things. But it prob hits different in other countries

low atlas
atomic crane
#

no govt anywhere likes their citizens

low atlas
#

very rare to find my folk in govt sectors

#

nah this is more special ig

atomic crane
#

are you an uyghur living in china

#

or similar

low atlas
#

nope, iranian blood flows through me

#

but im born and raised saudi

atomic crane
#

idk what the geopolitical implications of that are

low atlas
#

so are my grandparents

atomic crane
#

i thought iran and saudi were tight

low atlas
#

hell no lol

#

israel and saudi are more tight than iran and saudi

#

and thats saying sometihng

atomic crane
#

sects as in the big 2?

low atlas
#

yepyep

atomic crane
#

sunni and shia?

#

wtf i thought saudi was sunni

minor cypress
low atlas
#

not my side of the country

#

we're shia as fuck

atomic crane
#

oh wow

low atlas
#

do not look up eastern province saudi arabia 2012

#

nothing happened there

#

nothing at all

minor cypress
#

Depending on the field, you'd be up yo some spicy things.

naive bison
#

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

atomic crane
#

move to israel and work for the mossad

naive bison
#

A STRAY SHOT A CREEPER

#

AND IT BLEW UP

minor cypress
#

The truth is, either you draw a line and be professional to collect $$$, or it gets sussed out in your clearance interviews and they pass you up

#

Id imagine iran is pretty strict on preventing insider threats.

low atlas
#

i mean i have no connection to iran except religion and some faint blood

#

and well

minor cypress
#

They will also look into who you're connected to, not just you.

low atlas
#

religion i have no choice over, if you're from where im from you're instantly marked as a specific religious sect lol

#

hmh, true

#

my grandparents do love going to the occassional indirect flight to iran

#

that cant look good

atomic crane
#

if its anything like the states, you'll also have to give them a laundry list of people who can speak to your character

#

and confirm different facts about you

low atlas
#

wtf

#

thats hella weird

minor cypress
#

Nah its standard

atomic crane
#

yeah its a mega-invasion of privacy

#

such is the price of getting to work on dope ass shit and make big money doing it

low atlas
#

i guess so, yeah

#

I mean i aint gonna lie

#

if i get a govt job

#

they are seeing these logs im certain

#

its gonna be over

atomic crane
minor cypress
#

There is the sf-86 form

low atlas
#

my friends brother got sent to jail cus he badmouthed some leadership

#

on fucking twitter

atomic crane
#

your social media will be inspected yeah

low atlas
#

of all places he decided to do that

#

good thing i dont have any social media, pesky places

atomic crane
#

i'm pretty sure that even happens in the states, they just dont mention it because it's pretty simple OSINT

low atlas
#

its so amusing to me that people post their whole lives on platforms like that

atomic crane
#

meanwhile i'm like a ghost and have like 3 Facebook posts from the last 11 years

low atlas
#

YEP

shell venture
#

ⓛωⓛ hello

low atlas
#

dude, my uni when i first applied did a background check on me, asked for my socials

#

instagram/twitter/facebook

atomic crane
#

hello xi

low atlas
#

i had to make instagram and twitter

glad carbon
low atlas
#

and they were sussing me out about it and they just couldn't comprehend that i didnt have socials prior to it

atomic crane
#

are they a profit-motivated institution?

shell venture
#

your uni checked your socials ??

low atlas
#

it was for immigration, they needed to do their paperwork/investigation and send it to their govt

#

and if the govt approves it, then they bind my visa to that university

#

and now i go to my uni every year to renew my visa

shell venture
#

what country ?

atomic crane
#

it sounds like you gotta deal with a lot of bullshit over there

low atlas
#

malaysia

quartz ridge
#

and its squeaky clean

shell venture
#

only got my fb

quartz ridge
#

other than that a facebook which i only use for surplus

low atlas
quartz ridge
#

and facebook market place

shell venture
#

and i can bury that one

atomic crane
#

i have throwaway accounts on most major sites but never posted on them

shell venture
#

well i never post on any account ever

low atlas
#

i remember going into the embassy and getting questioned

#

that shit was not fucking fun

#

'what do you think about western culture?"

#

'Would you be angry seeing other holy sites that arent muslim?'

#

bitch

atomic crane
#

i love it! glory to lord emperor biden!

#

may i please have a vaccine?

shell venture
#

lmao we have a church like 5 mins away from my house

low atlas
#

we have a church a mosque and a buddhist temple within 4km of each other

atomic crane
#

this was in malaysia?

shell venture
#

the ones we have don't get used anymore

low atlas
#

yh

atomic crane
#

why would they even ask whether you like western culture or not

#

do they have strong opinions on the west over there

low atlas
#

because malaysia is heavily blended

shell venture
#

digital colonisation

low atlas
#

some westernisms are dripped into the mainly muslim culutre

#

you can go to a mosque, go out of it, see a bar

#

someone put the country in a blender and said 'fuck it randomize'

shell venture
#

crack open a cold one after salat

atomic crane
low atlas
#

met my fair share of ladyboys there

#

despite it being 'mainly muslim'

#

lmfao

#

its actually interesting that they have 2 different law lists

atomic crane
#

now i get it. they gotta crack tf down

low atlas
#

one is for muslims, one for otherwise

atomic crane
#

like dont you dare come here and become a femboy

low atlas
#

they dont know.

atomic crane
#

did they sock check you

#

pull the pant leg up and check the pattern/color

low atlas
#

yeah man

#

first question

shell venture
#

wait what

#

what's a sock check

low atlas
#

its ok though i showed them my CS degree and they let me pass

low atlas
glad carbon
atomic crane
#

he's cleared to wear thigh highs

shell venture
low atlas
shell venture
#

do they literally check you socks ?

low atlas
#

no no

shell venture
#

oh i get it

low atlas
#

we're messing around

#

just joshin dude

shell venture
#

i understood that my good fellow

low atlas
#

now the real challenge

#

move to singapore

#

you chew gum and you fucking die

shell venture
#

based

atomic crane
shell venture
#

wrong @

#

tag flop

atomic crane
#

shit u right.

glad carbon
atomic crane
#

not gonna do it tho. bullying flop is "in" and i'm not some kind of brainfart hipster

shell venture
#

it's fun in short bursts

low atlas
#

you're like

#

a rebel

narrow sorrel
# atomic crane

what if you just talk to women wearing the thigh high socks

low atlas
#

system of a down or something idk

atomic crane
low atlas
#

just need a good fucking pc

shell venture
#

what are your specs ?

atomic crane
#

get yo arasaka ass outta here!!!! we kang tao in this mothafucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pastel quartz
#

Not too hard to run in its current state

shell venture
#

a bit cpu heavy but yeah

low atlas
#

1660ti 16gb 17 11th gen i believe

shell venture
#

you should be fine lmao

low atlas
#

all laptop

#

the issue isnt that it cant run it

shell venture
#

still

pastel quartz
shell venture
#

fine

low atlas
#

the issue is that it fucking heats

#

like a motherfucker

shell venture
#

yeah

low atlas
#

the throttle is really annoying

pastel quartz
#

60 fps, may be a little unstable though

atomic crane
#

definitely cpu heavy, i had to manually disable an option that is enabled by default for cyberspunk that was specifically for newer CPUs too, cuz my old i7 6700k was having a heart attack trying to run modern cyberpunk

gleaming grove
#

Should I learn how to code first or learn how to model a gooning model first

glad carbon
pastel quartz
#

But very playable and enjoyable

shell venture
#

try locking the fps to 60

gleaming grove
#

@glad carbon what ya think

#

Gooning model

#

Or code

glad carbon
#

learn to do that

gleaming grove
#

Tru

glad carbon
#

wym by coding anyhow

pastel quartz
#

Tfw I find new albums to turn into profile pictures 😛

glad carbon
#

lmao

gleaming grove
low atlas
#

quite cold aye

glad carbon
#

its the iedy bird

gleaming grove
#

What state are you even living in?

gleaming grove
#

Arizona?

low atlas
#

im far from it lol

gleaming grove
#

Good

pastel quartz
low atlas
#

saudi arabia atm, moving back to south east asia in a month

#

15 days more like

gleaming grove
#

Why do you live in Saudi

eager igloo
low atlas
eager igloo
gleaming grove
#

Go back to Malaysia jesus

low atlas
#

i went here for work

#

and i thought

#

'yea this wont affect me at all this country sucks dick but i can cope'

pastel quartz
low atlas
#

boy was i wrong

atomic crane
#

surrae in 15 days:

gleaming grove
#

Happinest California resident

low atlas
atomic crane
pastel quartz
#

Im not kidding

atomic crane
#

imma farmer in malaysia

pastel quartz
#

Went to cali last spring and the entire time I had a familiar feeling

gleaming grove
#

How it feels to be in LA

low atlas
gleaming grove
#

Not Cali

#

I cant consider LA to be Cali

#

Its its own hell hole

#

Inside a hell hole

pastel quartz
atomic crane
#

night city is almost as shitty as LA, true. however, it's actually located in Morro Bay, California.

#

morro bay is beautiful

pastel quartz
#

I unironically would perfer to live in night city lmao

quartz ridge
gleaming grove
quartz ridge
#

night city is in ali

#

cali

#

pretty sure

pastel quartz
#

Because then i could get high on crazy vr porn before getting shot

quartz ridge
#

anyway its not that bad

#

until you get to crack heads

#

and like 18s with switches

atomic crane
gleaming grove
#

If you prefer to do a normal life

shell venture
#

living in night city sounds like hell
unless you got a lot of money

naive bison
#

i use vpn and gets ads in german

gleaming grove
#

You mortality is higher

naive bison
#

god i fucking hate the german languyage

pastel quartz
gleaming grove
naive bison
#

thank god germans arent real

quartz ridge
#

lets nuke

#

sf

#

and la

naive bison
quartz ridge
#

it would

#

the last time i went to sf i got chased by a man with a poop knife

#

warhammer 40k reference???

pastel quartz
atomic crane
glad carbon
atomic crane
#

yeah i said night city was ALMOST as shitty as LA

glad carbon
#

instead of someone ripping you open for your cybernetics (which are basically essential to function in cbpk207) they just steal your bike or something

#

which you can just chuck at their head

ruby minnow
shell venture
#

sounds worse in night city tho

naive bison
ruby minnow
#

because it should be a dystopia

#

but it doesn't seem far off

#

we just need cool implants

#

and shawarmamachine

atomic crane
cerulean wing
# eager igloo

hey thats my favorite store, zabka. what it doing in silent hill

shell venture
#

we need gorilla arms
and double jump legs on god

astral grove
ruby minnow
#

its like

#

if the dystopia is going to become reality

#

i want the cool parts of it too

shell venture
#

just be a nomad retard

#

it's that easy

ruby minnow
#

still

#

there is no implants

#

i cannot turn myself into a shawarmamachine

shell venture
#

im talking when it happens

astral grove
atomic crane
glad carbon
cerulean wing
#

hopefully real life Cyberpunk is more interesting than the game was.

glad carbon
shell venture
#

monks are still a thing

glad carbon
ruby minnow
#

i want this:

glad carbon
#

no mad

ruby minnow
shell venture
shell venture
atomic crane
ruby minnow
#

its like if i cannot turn myself into shawarmamachine in a dystopia

#

what is the reason for me to live?

shell venture
#

cosmetic implants are retarded

#

chad utility implants

atomic crane
#

full body replacement is badass

robust cove
astral grove
atomic crane
#

i have never tried shawarma, you have never tried spam sandwich made with wonder bread and miracle whip. checkmate, buddy.

glad carbon
#

NA food is goated wtf

atomic crane
#

he thinks im being serious

glad carbon
#

obv not the satirical puke sandwich he made

robust cove
#

"You have never eaten slop like I do, checkmate liberals"

atomic crane
#

^

robust cove
#

So tru

ruby minnow
#

never trust a american with food

atomic crane
#

never trust an american

astral grove
atomic crane
#

we're nefarious

shell venture
#

never trust a [REDACTED]

#

huh

atomic crane
shell venture
#

curios

robust cove
#

Never trust

#

Never goon

atomic crane
#

NEVER GOON!

shell venture
#

when am in an unfunny competition and my oppenents are jerma fans

ruby minnow
#

he would have had a word with you

shell venture
#

yeah he would send an unfunny jerma meme

astral grove
atomic crane
robust cove
shell venture
#

i am

atomic crane
#

nah jerma isnt entertaining

shell venture
#

ⓛωⓛ

robust cove
#

Get this fake outta here

atomic crane
#

he's just guy doing thing

shell venture
#

i don't mind the guy

#

his fans are annoying

atomic crane
#

and reacting in a shocked manner

robust cove
astral grove
atomic crane
#

nope not me.

robust cove
#

He's just thing doing guys