#πͺbruh-fart
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thats how it should be bruh
ah
was just about to screenshot, send and say not to trust anything that is just 100% negative about everything, as well as saying some insane shit like "deserve invasion", what a fucking clown 
Bro was definitely an anomaly custom dev π
disregard the following images im saving this for myself
oh god, i remember seeing the cheeki breeki video on anomaly custom, actually getting sorta hyped and wanting to play it, then seeing all the shit about the discord, and immediately turning away 
holy fucking shit 
just dont review games if you are gonna be that much of a pissbaby lmao
Bro is shittalking fucking terraria, half life alyx, WW3
Terraria is the peak of video gaming
i don't care
fuck that guy
Me and who
Bro's Warframe review literally states that he hasn't played it 
I mean, I agree with him, warframe is low key ass, but seriously man?
fake warframe can be nice
its simply how you choose to play it that can make it good or make it ass
warframe is actually pretty good all things considered
im exaggerating peoples political opinions regarding the game
His one based review lmao
i would love to see this shitlord review undertale only to say basically the same thing 
Instead of festering around in your own sick, depraved, furry fethishes, you learn moral lessons or commit genocide.
warframe is easily one of the best and most polished and filled with content free to play games out there with zero MTX requirements
people that have like 8000 hours in it call it trash but they got 8000 hours out of it for free π
how many smoke detectors can 1 man use
They robbed us of this kino
ehhhh
pre parkour it was kinda
i played a little bit
i was very young
like 12-14
i was into clash of clans
i tried warframe
killed Vor
Idk, I just remembered it being so fucking grindy back when I played on PS4 that I just got fed up with it and haven't touched it since
saw that the cronus needs 14 hours to build
and uinstalled then and there
until years later
warframe is one of my most played games ever
you grind what you want, i have played saryn for years with zero reasons to change lol
you can have like 3-5 warframes and weapons
that's enough for every situation in the game
rhino/chroma for bosses
saryn for wave clear
frost/limbo for defense
I guess. But I hate having to do the neverending grind just to access the quests and shit.
b .
just like if you don't like dying a lot, don't play tarkov lol
what got me deep into warframe is the player to player trading mechanics
The 4 cheaters in my lobby in question
i was really into tf2 trading when i started playing it

i rarely die to hackers honestly
not saying there aren't insane amounts of em
Iβve got butt touched by 14 cheaters last week
I am done
probably cause they are doing the event on customs
Iβm tired of running high end gear
i stay away from events
events on tarkov are like throwing a piece of meat into the corner of an alligator enclosure
I was in woods WHO CHEATS ON WOODS
shturman is up? 

tarkov
Just tried Miku's top lol
Bruh I was all the way in military camp and I see a invisible body with armor kill me
Like
What am I suppose to do
Tarkov is a difficult game brother u got this
call ghostbusters 

play chinese knockoff tarkov instead 
shits enough to last me months. water still an issue sorta but theres the shitton of water rations i got
so rich ..
Forreal, but it also gets more fune once you have a bonkers build
I have a forced slash proc crit pennant build on gauss and its so fun
what sort of language is this
stop speaking in moon runes
gibberish even
On my current run with insanely rare loot settings I looted a bunch of stores like the mega mart at westpoint and I have like 6 cupboards filled with non persihables like beans and canned food
this is (not all) the shit i have rn
And I have a water collection system with 9 large water barrels draining into one sink, so water is dealt with
No bad
My current run I have
Destroyed all the stairs in downtown westpoint, bridged to all the buildings so now I have access to the 2nd floor in all of downtown west point. Have 6 cupboards filled with good food, and a nuts water collection system. A large amount of weapons including spas-12 with lots of ammo (also lots of moltovs). A gen mag and a generator with around 6 gas cans of fuel. And the best part is I have enough liquor to last me the apocalypse :D
All in about 32 days
My run has been very fruitful
rich ass
And thats with high zombie pop, 0.2x loot settings, night sprinters, and silent hill fog events that last days
To be fair, this is like my 200th run on these settings and the only successful one
fair enough
im playing with some really casual settings and also some mods that sort of make everything easier (like the drugs)
even so im not invincible
All settings are valid, i just am a masochist
@shell venture stuck for 1 hour on a optional fight trying to S rank
the 2 hamemrheads
insta hit
ok but what are your infection settings
Pretty much, I have a great sword named pennant that I can force the slash status effect with that stacks well with boosting my crit chance and damage, and I use it with the character gauss since he pairs well with melee
if youre playing with blood + saliva im praying for you
I am, because I like the pressure
Makes every hit count
And I have a mod that makes corpses attract more zombies in a large radius
but why.
feels annoying to me
you get scratched once and you start stressing if you got infected or not
finally some warframe in my favorite warframe channel
with saliva only atleast you know when you're fucked
Thats sort of the point, I intentionally made this playthrough stressful and punishing because im weird like that, pretty much the only mod that makes it easier is one that makes fire kill things quicker
But i may remove that
ok you come and do it then :)
smartass
cmon
send a video
of you doign it
fking cancer ass subhuman
I will
you wish
Hi old man
@shell venture how the fk do you no hit mistral dude
You don't
Lol
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Who did it
clip
or it didn't happen
show the no hit mistral fight
on hard
cmon then
mr pro
mgr would be the best game ever if it just had a dedicated parry button
games basically impossible on controller
it would be good if the parrying wasn't rng
I will

Parrying isnt rng 
and also if perfect parrying was something one could pull off consistantly
because it is rng
my parry uses tank controls
you can perfect parry enemies but its just random
if its gonna be too late and the enemy hits you
or you miss it
perfect parries are retarded
such a rng mechanic
normal parries are ok
I try to PP
I time it PERFECTLY
nothing :)
very cool mechanic
my head hurts at this point
this game is just mashing the buttons hoping for htebest
the "parrying" mechanics are just random rng
oh you timed it correctly gj you survive
oh you timed it correctly too bad you get hiteither way
??????
NOT TO MENTION THE BARRELS
with yo sausage dawg
Your just bad
poor Ivan can't please his woman
A fine addition to the collection
well
you know what they say
a woman without a cock and balls is like an angel without wings
445millions + 1year and this mf can fly
Didn't even stop a WAAGH
SMH my head
@solar obsidian 

i am a protector
damn that sounds gay
Live POV of a @solar obsidian condom in usage
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https://imgur.com/a/3b4ud4z

4k 
60 fps 
@placid sail
I really wonder if the animators felt dirty doing this
I just bought phasmophobia

It's fucking dogshit
for how much?
20$

Gonna try for refund
we're all 2nd class citizens except for Flop?
Like I heard so much about it, and I have two friends who play it all the time
I loaded in the first match and bro
why did you buy it lmao
It is fucking dog shit
Flop is a district commisar but there's higher femboy authorities above him
Not while Grok is alive
I could make a better ghost game in a fucking coma
So true
i have a meme, but i gotta ask dru

Nota is probably waiting on the black friday sales to get a solid discount on powerwash simulator
At least Umbrella won't shoot your dog on sight
They'll just inoculate a random gene in it
whad da bird doin
plasma orbitals when
fucking
discord
not remembering the channel i was in

You're on the pole by default Ivan
Maybe skill issue idk
Poor olishwasher
w-where where did he go???
oh hes back
phew
@placid sail @stone blade @narrow lotus https://www.twitch.tv/gilticus
bro i thought this was a fucking woman
i saw the stalker
and checked up
AND THEN I HEAR THE FUCKING VOICE
damn, you really found madi's twitch
Damn Yankees loaded their rifle on Sunday and shot it till Thursday
Damn, not even madi's voice is that deep
Working as a dishwasher must be the most miserable job imaginable
BROTHER EWWWWWWWWWWW
WHATS THAT
He's found his gold
BROTHER UHHHGHHHH
"it"
gm brainfart
good evening
Ello
open brainfart
ivan's homosexual arc starts
how we doin today
fk no
Ivan finding' true love today
I leave that one to flop
welcome to the 21st century
The people who think that all rules and conventions are fascism have started applying that to anything sex related
its either that or its your incel arc
my parents were correct in saying it was better in commie days
you're trans? sorry you get executed
bruh

we did do hate gypsies though

did you ass send that message
do not judge me for I only tell of the prohpecy
i smell fard
Why u upside down
He got replanted in Australia
game is game
transplanted?
fard
propagated
get grafted plantboy
Tree grafting is both cool and also somewhat horrifying
If the trees had any sort of awareness they would probably be screaming
I have become a fool
I spent 6$ on premade air fry able potato skins
That turned out like shit
Potatoes at the store are 1.25$ a pound
Smh
What a waste
thats new

Forefathers one and all
BEAR WITNESS
hi twink @native aurora
The twink branding will continue until morale improves
hi flop

Greetings
'ello flop
Tbh
Any job labor related in a cramp space is miserable
Pot i ok f greed

gaey orgy
w is gae
what happened to him
too much cringe
found it in a coat in some strip club
also got called a cocksucker twice cause i killed a dude twice 
sadly his teammate got me
Original song by Simon Viklund - I will give you my all
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVKqo-boEE0
The voice i used was generated with RVC V2
(Tutorial done by Kalozalt on how to use: https://youtu.be/bP8AMf20MAY)
Cloaker voice model made by 'fnaf_enjoyer'
My bf tells me to meet at 4, i go out of class at 2, i get at home at 2:45, i change clothes cuz its hot, i give pets food, i cook food for myself, i sit to eat, 3:22
im not arriving on time
mf's who say that we stopped building wonders annoy me a lot
like bitch you take your surroundings for granted
It was I, I invented modern timetelling
i mean you still have 40 minutes
and if you are not making it on time at least tell him youre not
im gonna make you drink coffee until your heart drops
He wont understand the bus takes 30 minutes and the colectivo takes 15-20
just fucking tell the guy
Ive done it multiple fucking times

Women β
women β
moment
how is that a
moment
@pastel quartz
bruh

i just woke up
ty
b-b-b-b-based?
basado...

5.3% 
one of them now
tbh though
its my fault I chose to do one of the hardest challenges
and now my sanity shall suffer
especially on your first run
i think you get something when you do
no like ingame
hello 
though theres multiple ways to get S ranks not only no damage
calling commies based is pretty lame 
now hold on a minute let's hear these guys out, i think they might have a good idea or two
@shell venture I learned to parry more or less now all I need to do is get the timings for perfect parry and it's over for the bosses
they knew how to crop photos
well obviously none of the communist bits but the rest maybe
yeah after you beat the dog parrying should be doable

well not like that
you went to mexico ?
took me a while to realize you cannot perfect parry the charge
but I was able to perfect parry the regular dash sometimes
the enemies and gekko were harder than the damn dog
did you go to mexico yet ?
sewers?
yes
multiple new enemies
the gorilla and those chicken things
OMG THE CHICKEN THINGS
I want to spoon my eyes out with a fork theyre so cancer
emp attack AND bullets?
gorillas are so ass
gorillas are ez btw
when they gang up on you
that's it
are ranked
yea
WHOS IDEA WAS IT
2013 gaming baby
Hideo can dip his balls in oil and set them on fire
kamiya*
for designing those optional fights to be ranked
especially the 2 hammerheads before mistral
I S ranked that fight too
only missed 1 fight from R01 chapter
but idc
still 
for a first run on this game
had that happen to me once
I hate Bulgaria
have you tried not standing next to explosive barrels
we live in bulgaria sir
do better mr koko
80% of households cook on Methane
Bulgaria is practically one big bomb
@narrow lotus
okay okay, i'll kill more of them π«‘
80% that cant be real
you aint getting backshots now, sorry koko
maybe not 80%
but
lets say majority of households
unless youre in a rich area
its cheap though so
I mean apparently 60% of romania has no plumbing and they have outdoor toilets
we even drive our cars on propane 
First thought of every bulgarian driver: are you gonna install a gas system in that passat? @narrow lotus
Real
Bmw 335i with LPG
you get dizzy and crash
from the fumes

Funny thing is some cars do this which have a leak
Thats the diesel with no particle filter and straight pipe
Turn car on , forget to close trunk , die at the back of the car
he never asked for this
Have you played deus ex?
the backshots... he never asked for them
ok but real question
At least check engine is off ( i pulled the bulb out ) 
Saw both Human Revolution and Mankind divided streamed to me
Lets be real here, if any aliens did show up, humanity would be torn between preparing for war and researching if it was possible to fuck them
you think Adam Jensen's dick is skin coloured or just a metal pole
i dont remember if that part of his body was affected
it was
probably doesnt have a dick
actually
thats why he pushes away his old girlfriend
U need to play them
theyre both on sale
plus the original
fairly often
@stone blade footbal yesterday, romania vs cyprus
Romania almost got a goal
They showed our goalkeeper literally screaming
I could understand In Pula Mea just by looking at him
immersive sims are badass. deus ex was just too old for me to handle though
I'm poor dude
The original deus ex takes some getting used to because of those obscure 2000s controls and mechanics
I can't afford anything
once you learn how stuff works
i got through a fair bit of the first couple maps with the revision mod but it was still just too difficult for peabrained koko
Remember JC, a nonlethal takedown is always the most silent way to make a takedown
OH MY GOD JC A BOMB
Work
Go sow sand or smth flop be useful
what a shame.
as I like to say to my boss at work " go eat sand"
@tidal trellis 
okay but what job!!!
I found this image of the entire Deus ex intro in snacklish, and was shocked that no-one had tried to record it.
If you don't know what snacklish is:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/snacklish
So naturally it became my responsibility.
Subscribe if you feel like it bruh
cocksucking
brainfart
Flops dad when he doesnt work
$20 is $20
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Flop is flop
minor inconvenience happens to me
me:
Exactly
the pact has been fulfilled
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yoink
is this a korean manhwa translated to russian?
kazakh koreans exist
(idk how)
actually I do know how
obama
μ¨λ°

also it's 3 degrees outside, and the central heating refuses to turn on
buy your busy popsicles today

don't make it weird

I don't see why not
doesn't it get really chilly in mordor and isn't bZ like a 1000 years old? so he should be used 2 it
busy get a blanket
yea i live in mordor
luckily for me
il ive in the house
and i heat myself
also i got a hot pc near me
I need to watch Breaking Bad again
literally the best thing I've watched in my entire life
yes
bals?

3D
@shell venture you know
after we beat MGR (no I won't go for all trophies I'm not a masochist)

i saw what u delted
you played the others ?
Never
it's a series
only watched them on youtube
play asylum
buy me asylum then fuck face
asylum city knight was so peak
played asylum last year
easy 8/10 at least
its 20 euro
nuh uh
me when I get you
yea well
it's 20 for me too
i don't care for sales 
mashallah we're poor af
lemme check g2a
see how much its on there
i'll get a job before next year surely 
bro gonna become the captain
check allkeyshop
eventually
??
is that ali expres for games?

Buy Counter Strike key , get terrorists irl at my door

buy counter strike boot it up the main menu says "Opposite blow"
you better get a job
flash porn game
i beg your pardon
flash porn games were peak
the name sounds so sketchy
fucking TEMU
I buy a key all of china black market knows my blood line
they already do
i can confirm
wazzap beijing
xie xie
you crave dicke
1 tushonka for 3 emeralds
volats*
you get the idea
also gonna kill u
is this boneless pizza
good afternoon taber
@shell venture
The banjo music is actuall backround and always plays in places like these
no

all that yelling killed my ear
πΏ
you playin any warthunder?
god no

Alooo
whatcha playing goober
Greetings
are u tryna be a samurai
hobby
Has little to do with real kenjutsu
vidya gahmes
A sport nontheless stinker
cori been playing with big long sticks until their wrist got messed up
My wrist was already messed up
discord gif search
From birth
pump some steroids into it
Not gonna help
we gotta break cori's arm and reform it
Thats kinda the solution actually
i know, stinky
ive seen how they do it
i watched a documentary on some dude getting their legs extended or something
B O A T
they broke his femur and just added spacers so the bone would regrow longer
which sounds really really painful
is that the guy that said everyone treatedme diff for being taller
:3
prolly easier if its just one arm
since it can just be in a cast
They have to relearn to walk
legs sound miserable
gotta wheelchair around and its prolly 1 leg at a time
Nah it's both
And you get like a Ikea alien wrench that extends it and you crank that hoe
Alen wrench
post more silly cats
omg :3
hawk tua π€£
Just stop posting entirely
π€¨
i dont get it
thats just wrong 

oh yeah shit
I need to play dead space as well this month
I gotta start grinding my scary games b4 month is over
You need more whimsy
is it scared flop month
its scary month so I play scary games, yes
boo
thats true
are u a streamer or what
very funny
i have brain worms
Yeah keep talking twink
Google it
no
:3
let me eat them
@pastel quartz :3
dont google it flop
Im a knower of all things
its no nut november but hardcore
I'm just a pure person, man I don't do none of that, I'm just playing scary game this month
I'm guessings it's just nnn with a cock cage
Yea locktober
That's like 60 days back to back your dick isn't gonna work again
Play cry of fear @tidal trellis
I am not, on BOTH accusations
twink lives in perpetual fear of being called a twink
flop i have a game for u
ah fuck, that one actually does scare me a bit
Its good
only amnesia and dead space I am used to
what
play darkwood
Alien isolation with the untethered alien mod on hardcode
I don't have darkwood
wait i guess flop is doing locktober
I'm only used to outlast trials with no radio that ones fun with the boys
locked to horror games atleast
or Alien Isolation
Buy it
I'm poor
Its peak
I literally can't afford any games
@broken topaz theyre making a 2nd
alien was free
I have a solution for you
Its gonna be underwhelming
dress up In a skirt and start making some money twink
I'm not becoming a sea adventurer if thats your solution
I rather do you a proper injury man

No i was gonna say ask for gifts from horny middle easterners
How do you think i bought games when i was 18
I got self resPECT cori

I got a sugar momma when I was broke
I was pretending to be a girl for gold in wow when i was 13
My self respect has been sold long ago
oh no
mine isn't
if I sell it, I think things are gonna start looking grim for me






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