#🎪bruh-fart
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dont listen to the naysayers flop...
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old flop pfp
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that is crazy
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we gottem
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ngl flops username sucks
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hi twink @tidal trellis
CAN A MAN NOT PLAY GAMMA

Bruh
what faction ?
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Merc
That name is trash
twink faction
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they wear blue camo
they want to be seen
therefore twink faction
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And they sell themselves
Prostitution
Hence
Twinks
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Man I'm just trying to get a ace suit or noso 
he farms ace and noso
kekpoint him
The military hitsquad with a nosorog man in truck cemetery waiting for me: 
whar
I just think they're neat
permission to take the shot
killge
📲
denied
What faction are you playing as
I just think exoskeletons are cool okay, shut up
cause they protect your little twink body ?
I like how cool they make me look
wear a redline jacket like a chad
You wouldn't want that manly exosuit over your body would you
Shave the suit off
sin 
Why are you asking then, give him a goodnight pill of leadicillin
Dont tell flop about this new muscular blacksmithing technique 🤫
@sage otter
I thought he would vomit at the end
Wtf iz this…

i would eat that
@sage otter are you french ?
No you wouldn't gtfo of here
@shell venture tomorrow we continue blya
Yes
don't talk to me again

Man fuck your chinese algerian dumbass
insh alah we will take over france with immigrants
We have more ammo than you have migrants 
we wuz vikings an shiz
oh yeah ?
France doesnt shoot immigrants…
sleeper agents activated
open 50 more karantita shops in france
i want that rpk
Not the gyros 
or was it pkm
PKM
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Me the moment I don't have a monster
gow 2018 ?
Jumping kidney stones
Oh.
my frend is 80% caffeine and 20% bones
Monster? Their their cock? Or their cum?
its joever

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the game gets better now
Not the balls !
Curious pp
after MGR R whats should I do next
My honest reaction
devil may cry
oh shit you right

Damn Ivan you never played DMC ??

I would've suggested DMC before Blasphemous
play dmc 1 for real skill check
well guys
I've never had a decent PC to play games
or an income to buy them
now I Do
blasphemous was an experience
You have so many old classics to catch up on
well
it is what it is
we tugg it out and play them game by game
so far MGR is awesome
don't get burnt out like i did
music bangs too
damn he just straight up deleted the banner
bullying works
this shit filtered me hard
jk I dont hate myself that much
i never felt so ashamed before
im gonna leave my meat inside hip 
personally
doing every mark in the binding of isaac is a prime example of skill check
i suck at games generally tbh
only game im good at is dogshit
no
i never played the game before i didn't know the secrets and shit
@shell venture @pastel quartz I would buy RDR2 if it wasn't so fucking expensive
heard great things about it too
60
what problems ?
be like me
only bought 2 games
and not for me
wym by that ?
elaborate
??/
this guy is just hating on the popular thing
story is great tho
tho it has the repetitive rockstar mission design
that i would agree
"travel with your horse to this location kill bad people"
problem is since they focused on details
you start noticing details that are missing
usually it's no a problem with other games
gets stale
but you feel iit here
what other game would you recommend
ps5 exclusives have spoilt you i see
classics such as MGR and DMC
darkwood is cheap
and all the rest
and really good
Massive skill issue
darkwood when brightconcrete walks in

how kind of you
wait
blasphemous was greaaat
is sekiro just japanese dark souls?
no
looks to me like it is
Dark souls is also japanese silly
sekiro requires actual skill to master
looks like it from the surface
blasphemous was a fucking experience
other than just leveling up
indies are generally really good
sekiro is more inline of traditional action / hack & slash games
left me feeling confused about religion
hack and slash but need to get hold of the timing
the timing is a skill to learn
rythm game
wolf battle in mgr 
well duh theyre indies for a reason
my personal favourite indie is sex with Hitler 2
they dont have a marketting budget
mine is sex with stalin

sex with hitler has a part 2 ??
part 3 too im sure
3D 
hey fuhrer , you look lonely.
VR sex with hitler
PEAK
what did i come back to
im sending you to the gulag

no reznov
FURRY HITLER
judging by youyous pfp youd think his favourite game would be sex with xinping

funny enough thats his grandpas name
actually I lost it long ago
lmao
don't watch shows
then movie reccomedation
don't watch those either
watched the joker 2 cuz
house md
someone told me to
joker literally gets ass raped not even joking
yes weve seen the memes
shit forgor about invincible s2
What genre
any honestly except like cooking or comedy just needs to be good
Literally all 4 of john wick
wtf is a cooking movie
theres alot of chef based moviues amd shows
like the bear
Forrest Gump
shows i get
wtf is a movie tho
This is a tear robber
theres alot of chef movies lmao
the one w bradely cooper
never seen any
I am not ashamed to say I teared at that
and the one with anna gun
oh those
i thought like a documentary type shit
with my family
depressing ahh movie

a fuckign really good movie though
reccomend something that doesnt make me wanna game end
mashallah so good
mad max: fury road
he doesn't

but its really goodtoo
what's that one sci fi movie
where they explore a weird alien forest
If you like documentaries
it's kinda like roadside picnic
Dont fuck with cats
my bad, the brain rot has settled in
???
Dark?
Solaris?
Uhhh
bro really said
my guy stacked
Darude: Sandstorm
mang i don't remember
watched it with the boys late at night
bruv, why u up the conditions?
we all thought it was ass at the start then it picked up
Why wouldnt he
cause people who are at bigger ranks care about their stuff?
OP
shit gameplay
@river zealot @coarse bear
@solar obsidian @lyric horizon @inland jackal @shell venture @pastel quartz @sudden warren @sudden warren really FW with this personally
its fun
bruh
Literally me
thats why u fix it
idk this
Noooo
I FOUND IT
Because its not lore accurate
Annihilation
You are playing it wrong
good movie
"OOF-"
the new one is rlly good too
actually better than the first one
doesn't ring a bell
just started watching a new netflix show called sweatpea
first line had me turn it off
theres 2?
the first line is literally "people who id like to kill? manspreaders
we are legion
Let me guess, netflix?
Knew it

how do people write this
read it back
and say: "yep looks good"
Real
you can literally die from it if it's bad enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXKu4kAE2MQ @deep topaz @shell venture
#necoarc #funnycat
Neco Arc be wildin
Song used: https://youtu.be/CGLGXkEyE3w
Check out my second channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DregBreadArchives
Even the slightest bump in the genitals hurts as fuck

Dude

this is what @gloomy eagle drives
Dont google Testicular Torsion
@lusty stump
Dude
neco canonically has moves that spawn a nigh infinite amount of duplicate neco arcs
so yes
it's the 1 billion spongebob vs goku question
its reallly bad
cuteee
some days i can basically punch myself in the balls and it doesn't hurt, other days i buckle over in pain if the wind hits them too hard
same
you sound like a woman
He is too cute
it only hurts if its accidental
how
if its intentional it hurts alot less
He does not understand taxes, stress, feminists and twitter
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fym how
He is too happy

he finally let me pet him after 3 weeks of no contact, just feeding
he is still violent
some cats i can never touch, others will have never met me and let me pet them in like 5 mins
you deny your balls their purpose
these are sand cats, they are afraid of everyone
I have the same but with dogs
malaysian cats are pushovers
Except none of them WONT let me pet them
literally picked one up multiple times
Real
How will people cleaning the forests do their job if its clean already?
Hm?
that u?
thats delight
yea
meow
i have worse ones
thanks..?
Yes
damn. surrea isn't a woman
Well yeah
no oil money for you
@shell venture I finally realized
@placid sail, i'm sorry to dissapoint u
the actual hardest boss in MGR
is not jetstream sam or armstrong
or monsoon
its the damn fucking camera
wait till you play old dmc games
he already knew i showed him my penar
did he like it?
your what?
well mordor banned discord after i showed him it so
i think the country didnt like that
I discovered lock mode exists
shit made fights 10X easier
yeah it's a game changer
cdl centers be like
🤨
just saying
I wouldn't trust any brainfarter to take me anywhere via driving
and make it alive
i've got a clean record, you're safe with me
stop doxxing me you sexy mf u
Says the twi-
👎
no
I'm pretty sure if I build it from scratch I can drive it
Rip
RIP
😭
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we have scientific confirmation that mushrooms are smarter than Ivanko and most of brainfart
if mushrooms are so smart, they wouldn't make themselves so tasty
on the contrary, mushrooms being tasty incentivises humans to cultivate them and spread around the world
they want to be eaten
as always, like how only 3% of the population can be considered truly intelligent, 3% of all mushrooms are poisonous
so they can take over when you die
woah
plus you're eating only the little part of the shroom
the main body is the mycelium, underground
insane shroommaxxing
gif about jane doe jumping into kfc deep fryer
love you too busy , now kys and off you go
brother wtf
this is your future prime form
perfect bulgarian
Peak performance
@iedy, look, huge titties
terrible ping fail
why cant i ping him
romanian to bulgarian connection
laugh at this helper
why this dealer's taking a piss
500
I've been standing here for thirty minutes
it's a setup
thats gas station weed for u
wtf
fuck YOU
!lock
✅ Locked down 🎪spooktober-fart
!unlock
✅ Unlocked 🎪spooktober-fart.
Daym
these mods be lyin
Fuckin real

GET OUT
@dusty lava
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I forgor
@dusty lava 

Деменця

@devout hull
She does work
Iedy gandon
Bro is cooked
Fucking 1984
cope
!1984
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welcome back, @winged phoenix 
Game?
oo
Lore Accurate Encounter Between an Imperial Fist and an Iron Warrior
#SpaceMarine2
Good morning this showed up on my tiktok fyp again and I almost cried tears of joy
unstoppable force meets unmovable object
Surprise butt sex
im already gonna shit myself
i pressed X by accident and he did a 180 and i almost shat myslef
damn bb gurl
sex penis on your mom
it's over for me

My hands hurt, i touched glass wool today
Be me
I get sick
My bf works today
I dont talk much because he won't respond in a couple hours
I start playing games
He starts arguing on how I'm giving him the ice treatment and being rude and cold and that he won't be waiting for me
What happened?
Resident yummy
british cuisine
holy shit she looks like she is the one with the scary mask
Apparently I don't appreciate him and I'm childish and stuff, I don't understand

Damn that cartoon is peak
real
Como estas shawty
Funniest shit i've seen

como habla ingles senior
@dusty lava
@lean oak
the older I get the funnier tom and jerry becomes


Stop pinging me uebok
Не расклеешься, гандон
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stand your ground Iedys boyfrend
@dusty lava dudlaj 

1st one is pfp tier fr

every scene from tom and jerry is actually peak
like
fk adventure time
fk steven
fk all the rest
tom and jerry is where its at
Pink Panther too
oooh pink panther was doing the other guy dirty too
when did iedy steal your account
the rot simply consumes
i would have expected a different picture for thoth 
hwhat
the strong boys
REALLL
【QRT of BallinBno (@SomeBall_man):】
'That cat is making all the noise woag sfx'
So is my P226
What'd you @ me for regard
Ecoterrorism, using the nature to annoy humans lmao
Cute
hiiiii stinky
literally you
fr fr
hows it emting mr medical man
Kid ressusitation is only SLIGHTLY different than adult ressusitation, but if I make a mistake it's a bad

better to break ribs and save a life, than not to
their day literally cannot get worse if they are about to die
either you die or you live with a bruise
what if they super die
what does that change
Sucks i guess
anyways mr grim, hows ur afternoon/morning goin
You literally need enough pressure where you're actually doing the CPR and not doing gentle pushes that ain't doing shit
Good, you?
Adult is 5-6cm
Kid about 5cm
Baby about 4cm
hi twink @native aurora
just big and greedy
AAA
tired, like normal
kid and adult is treated the same
baby is with 2 fingers
almost as hard as possible
broken rib is better then losing your life
Wrong
im right
Teenagers below 18 are still considerd kids
small children should be done with consideration
its not hard
@tidal trellis twink
WHY
Adult is with 2 hands, push between 5 and 6 cm
Kids is with 1 hand, push around 5 cm
For kids you need to immediately do 2 breaths to give them oxygen and then check their other vitals if the kid isn't breathing
checking vitals and breathing is the first thing you do
no one is gonna use 1 hand on a teenage boy thats 15 years old
lack of force means hes going to die
- you give 2 breaths regardless
hi vro
alo
Not for kids. If the child isn't responsive you open the airways and do 2 breaths, then check the rest if the vitals
You use 1 hand on the child to limit your strength si you don't kill them. I'm literally looking at the first response ABCD algorithm right now

and it says no where in it to use 1 hand

wild
for a child, yes.
For a baby you use 2 fingers
the second part
gabba goo when you get sued for someone dying while trying to do cpr I'll be laughing
Idk what that is
not you that's for sure
big strong man
Lol, they would have nothing to stand on. I'm doing CPR by the law
dont argue with charon
your only protected by good samatrian law
hes like 12 years old mentally
I'm learning to be a paramedic, so I'm protected by medical law
yes
duh
which is why I'm learning how to do it right, from actual medical practitioners
I mean I'm a man,
that's about it the other 2? Yeah no
yes and I learned it from a combat medic and got certified for it
frota please shhh its 2 people bashing 3rd input not needed
then you should know that combat medicine = \ = civilian medicine
It's how we were taught and certified even if so I'm able to agree with such
pretty sure combat medics aren't taught how to treat children, or are they?
I'm not saying your breath method or wrong or anything else it's just how many hands you used

They have to be certified for EMT
etc
okay so you ARE a twink
all that fancy stuff
My colonel worked for our local hospital as a EMT
enlisted
got out
worked as emt again
and then retired to teach our program
In my country, we are taught to use only 1 hand on children from the age of 1 to 18 to limit the possible damage we could do to them
our teacher is an active paramedic
We were told anything below 1 and below is baby kid is through 2-17 adult is 18+
Thought shit was standerdized around the world lmfao
Guess not
here it's:
Newborn - up to 28days after birth
Baby is 28days - 1 year
Kid is 1 - 18 years
also, there's a difference between how many chest compressions you do to children/babys and adults.
Adults is 30 compressions 2 breaths
Babys/kids is 15 compressions 2 breaths
it is also not recommended to get an air compressor and shove it into the unconscious person's chest
@glad carbon
?
mike wyzoki
okay goober stinky
real
does this mean life can be fucked because you can be fucked or life can be fucked because you can fuck life
instead of buying a pc and wasting my life on league and cs i will do drugs instead
Thanks, I grew it myself

We already fucked our life, by abandoning putting goverment heads into guillotine
you should see @placid sail 's vat grown peanits
Stop looking at my peenor like that hobo
His feet collection is more impressive
government and corporate, smh
Ngl I was eating dinner
And I’m aware of the compression rate
I wasn’t disputing that
its like
isn't pasta
just wheat
isn't bread wheat
we put nutella on bread
so why not on pasta
and that is how i got kicked out of the kitchen
Must be @shell venture
yes im 8 feet long
no selfies, thank you
raspberry vodka moment
my favourite image of all time
wtf, you hate every other image?
fair play 🤝
and you didn't fucking tag me
wow
I am hurt
😭 ( that's sarcasm btw)
all is forgiven 🙂

Maaaan
Shut up.
There wouldn't be any risk, if your dumbass would double check what you're posting. 
what the fuck happened here?
me when I ripped my fingernail skin several times on zippers and whatever-the-fuck and bled all over my equipment
storing food for the winter
@shell venture vro...
whar
g11

hows it gooning mr birb
whats zombie match
zombie gamemode
infection?
yeah
thought that was a fighting game thing
@high meteor which map?
blazehatten?
Every single person in my family is mentally stunted in their own, awful way and I'm so sick of it 
@glad carbon
have you played remnant 2
even you
I HAVE
its really that beezy
oops caps
It's like the power rangers of mental disorders

havent played the last 2 dlc yet tho
i heard the newest one is uhh

mid
so mid
yeah ig
eh, as long as there are fun weapons and cool armor i care not for the dlc's story
discord reducing the file upload from 25mb to 10mb is cancer
holy hell
that is an indescribeably small file
a 480p video 22 seconds long is 11mb

I my own kind of fucked up, and my perspective is obviously skewed since I'm well, myself, but I think I am slightly more level headed then the rest of my family
new items locked behind awful puzzles and they added prisms or something that are apparently really really annoying to grind
the prisms affect the main game if you get the dlc i think
Father is juvenile and has an ego almost the size of his beer belly
Mother is a spaz that is kind of and airhead at times
Middle brother is just like, actually autistic sometimes
And eldest brother is incredibly cynical and depressed, though to no fault of his own
I would be like my eldest brother if I was born into the same conditions, instead I'm just kind of a jack ass
whar
Nothing just yapping since i have no where else to yap about this
I realized spewing word vomit to strangers that have no clue what im talking about is healthier than holding it in for eternity
i hope you're doing good i guess
but there is also that slight chance someone will try to make it worse
fuck i should've made it worse
evil youyou
shouldn't have picked the pacifist route
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contra la luna 
CHIPIN IN ON RADIO 
no chipin in on radio 
ponpon shit 
wushu dolls is just doom ost
i love how samurai is actually a band on the radio
and their music is peak

Irl band called Refused
Their mastering sucks 
lets go gooning
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