#🎪bruh-fart
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you have CURSED MY EARS TO THE LIFE OF NOT HEARING, FOOL
I'm not talking romance etc., I am referring to wearing them in a professional setting. Also, men and women both.
@tidal trellis Guh
Guh??????
I'm legit playing FNAF here from how many channels and chats and GAMMA I'm swapping in between
I think I'm slowly dying but that's okay
I wear glass and old ppl think im smort nerd
4 eyes
God giveth and god taketh away for twinkeths
I was thinking one of these
well hurry up, then ❤️
And these ones with a cord
Unironically wore these for a bit
Harry po'ah
I could definitely get away with committing fraud, assuming that I am wearing glasses at the moment of the crime.
just wait until eurotards hear how many different environments we have in america because our country is like 5% of the world's landmass
The Potter look
arizona, the natural disaster free zone
you have shit houses bro
You'd wish death upon lil ol me? How heinous of you, smh
we have mass produced houses just like everywhere else in the world, dont kid urself
Drought and fire
underground water tables, we have less drought than california and that's a coastal state
it is internet banter, bud
even the UK changed to bricks and shit after the London Fire you guys still have those walls a 9mm will fucking travel through the other house
in fact you dont even hear about drought in AZ at all
the amount of farming in this state would blow ur little mind, kiddo.
That are being depleted rapidly with all the cotton farming round there
also where do you think the water goes when the crops are watered
They take the water from the same source you guys do afaik
thats right, back into the fuckin ground lawl
Dont work like that
Uses moisture to grow
the water that isnt slurped by the plants returns to the ground
Man has never heard about transpiration
Then cultivation ships that off
and rain brings it back
do you live in arizona or do you just live in a desert
cuz its not the fucking mojave out here lol
Somebody tied up their house so the hurricane doesn't break it very badly
It's comical tbh
I live on the other side of the world and arizona aint like that chief it like this
we have some of the most natural disaster free places in the country
holy shit you pulled up one picture of a highway and a mountain
i'm fucked 
Funniest thing was that their house ended up being completely fine...
As did their neighbours' houses, despite not being strapped down.
with your mom
Try and reverse image search it, no results, i live in tom price wa
idk what ur even trying to say here. is the image you posted of arizona or not
They don't have any strong earthquakes going on so they could just use FUCKING CONCRETE
Really? Lmao
All im tryna say is i live in arizona like place, no earthquakes, no volcanos, we live in the middle of a tectonic plate, no hurricanes, no tsunamis, nothing. It’s just very dry and the little water that does rain here can’t get into the water table due it all being clay
We just farm cows because of it
and it's in... america?
so you're supporting my point
Or the woman saying that if you don't evacuate, at least write your name and information to be easy to identify after you're dead
Like holy fuck
We don’t have a diversion in a big river for our water supply
I swear, you two are not speaking the same language, despite speaking the same language. 
point is, hontreenuts (if that is your real name), the eurotard posted a meme earlier about a country thats 5% of the world's landmass having hurricanes when the eurotard shoulda said "florida" or "texas"
shrimple really
Yeah gotcha mate. Do ya get big fires out in arizona?
Puta clearly did not get the memo, since the president/vice president controls the weather in the US, hurricanes can be anywhere in the US. smh my head
maybe once every like 5 years
and they're way out in the wilderness
no evacuation orders or anything
Yeah it’s a bit better than here in that regard then
I had a good chuckle over that one
Fuck I just my tit with the furniture
im a doctor. pic?
Bushfires aren’t as dangerous cuz of how small the shrubs are but because the whole continent is built for fire farming over millennia, it’s just itching to catch alight
hi goober
we have good preemptive measures here
unfunny and unoriginal
when we touching
Lol
Fire farming?
I just picked a random picture in my gallery
no, but one time I took too much LSD and kept hallucinating that I was getting dragged under the dark ocean by a whale
i hope you do
I once had to write a small tale and I wrote something and my teacher said: "I love the analogy to Moby Dick" and I was like: "What?"
Bro licked one postal stamp too many and went to Ocean World
Aboriginals hunted animals with starting bushfires
you just naturally create epic tales with Ahabs and Ishmaels
the great struggle... my white whale
A tale so old back when the tigers used to smoke
Means all are plants are made to regrow after fire, some even wont sprout from seeds without it
Eucalyptus trees literally enhance the fire, their oils explode in a crowning event as shown
I took it to be a metaphor for trying to understand life with drugs, and it would eventually take me under, so I heeded the warning and stopped
back when the tigers were dropping broward county tic tacs
you got turned 2d
Rules for thee, but not for me.
-# get bent loser 
drunking's what did me in
post stinky old hitler that shits himself next time
same
I am a goober
adorable
Or when the firsts furnaces started to make bread
Today in class I wrote the Two Headed Calf poem
I found it so pretty

how come ur writing poetry in class
im honoured
⚠️ GOOBER
me rn
🐟

I was just chilling and my brother came to the house to leave the car
new rule
if you post hitler
you can only post the clip of him hella tweaking at the olympics
You get banned

Girls do stink
They poop with rainbow
@eager igloo 
Into swimsuits 
there is the pheromones theory that says if you find someone's BO attractive it means that they have completely new genetics compared to you and are therefore a good person to have a kid with
and if their BO smells bad it means they have the same or similar genetics and are a bad choice for having kids
You will never forget the shitty pfp
natural anti-wincest

and to think those salomon boots is propably more expensive than thatt M4 turkish clone
isnt that m4 clone like 800$ or something
400
Stinky
salomon boots can be even 500 bucks
turknelli
careful, I gave josta an aneurism and diarrhea by posting about guns here
josta can lick my taint, no rules against posting guns here
i smell like cigs, cherry and monster probably
monster is as repellant to me as cigarette smell is
i was talking about the boots
guaraná is a good smell to me ngl
cigs depends on the brand
its the social connotation for me
ive smoked some reaaally minty or cherry flavored ones and they really leave the smell of mint or cherry mixed with some tobacco
and since i got some money, ive been getting those
not today cuz i wanted some king sized ones and the others are like bitch sized
man i fucking love tie pasta
btw why is PSA so hated and recently just been gaining like, popularity?
What do they do with admech adepts or ||tau||?
I would assume mechanicus members get their cybernetics recycled, and tau are probably just destroyed
BO?
Body odor
It's butterflies not ties !
Falco didn't even correct you damn
Sorry I'll say it in Italian
because im right
Boudee odeuree
@grizzled meadow Smite this heretic
body odor
also not butterflies, farfalle doesnt have rounded edges
It's just rounded farfalle, clearly
then why here farfalle is named farfalle and rounded farfalle is Corbatas?
Bowties?
its very important to know these things
Any Italian authority in the chat ?
BLACK OPS
This is a important matter
Pinging anything but Italians 
italian is a valid nationality?
i thought it was just a slur
When discussing pasta yes
hi stinky
ive always thought this image was terrifying
average day in balkans
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at least it has a stock now
That handle and mag look absolutely horrendous
my brother in christ how tf you supposed to get a cheek weld on that thang
gotta have a stroke to get a cheek weld
thats probably the worst you'll ever see in 40k and it's one specific guy's gun
I went to a game store when the WoW trading card game came out. No one else showed up for it so I won by default. Since i was already there I went to the back and some dudes were playing 40k tabletop and painting minis. I asked if I could join and they all looked at me like this
it makes sense when you realize that the bolters were designed by cavemen following the end of the world and continue to be made the exact same way because innovation is evil
tabletop players are the worst
warhammer guns suck dick balls ass cock
bro just wrote random swear words
I live for that
but yeah bolters are supposed to look like shit because they are shit, they're raw power and brutality in an ugly ass form
nah all warhammer guns are shit
warhammer in general is shit
they're just metal squares with a trigger
uh yeah chud it's called grimdark
they have soom cool shit
too much reading involved tho
i ain't doing alat
ork superiority
I live for cool cutscenes and banger ost music
hiiii @shell venture
fk reading 
❤️
I've inserted the benis in too many people to be accepted into the 40k community, and those nerds knew it
just do more men and you'll be fine
the music can be found in Darktide and the cutscenes can be found in the Astartes project
I'm on it cap'n
as pantheon once said
There are no enemies or allies , only those about to die 
i find it interesting precisely because the lore is incredibly dense, not boring at all
if I wanted to read
I'd read LOTR
or vanity fair
that's cool, no one is forcing you to like 40k
because you're a [redacted] 
ЕИИИ
СЕДНИ НА ПИРОН
Инфекция да получиш дано
циганин да те клати както гладен циганин клати джанка
ЕИИИ
НА МАЙКАТИ ПУТКАТА ЧУ ЛИ БЕ
it means good evening
haha he spazzed out in commie runes
bro speaking in c-con runes
nah ur just a slaanesh cultist
да. 
I'm experiencing existential horror when I listen to this
oooo
you will fight for the monolight ooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdmMLjxnCuY @shell venture @sage otter
Because we fall , the climb must be our destination 
I'm back, to hopefully make your monday a tad bit better.
Reworked Pantheon is pretty damn epic, no?
Lots of stuff going on in life atm. Have both work, art exhibitions and concerts coming up within the next couple of weeks, but I'll try my best to also edit videos. Comment down below which champion you want me to do next :)
Character: Pant...
bro spitting

I love those
every grandma sends them
no
das crazy
memes bring us together, memes drive us apart
memes have been the driving force of mankind for as long as its existed
the only difference
is the form it takes
egyptian hieroglyphics? early memes
because before it was crusades and burning women on stakes
and before that it was stone clubs and spears
same shit
different form
memes jack
beating women was a good meme

mfw the memes get shot right into my mind thru telepathy
i go through the worst period of my life ===> "it is what it is"

bad thing happen --> it is what it is --> good thing happen --> we ball --> etc
this is exactly what i was looking for
thx
gotchu bro
it means it is what it is
yea yea, just forgot that i learned it from that one cartoon
im not joking listen to the song again
damn man, the lion king tried to teach us but we forgot
it took me getting tired of giving a fuck to finally realize... it is what it is

the energy drink is full of Kill Yourself Brainwashing Chemical™️
makes you want to die
L
you werent even looking
gow 2018
fuck that stupid child
now i understand why kratos killed his other kid
this all started in 2013 when the xbox one came out. coincidence?
still 
Or farfalle in italian
meanwhile blasphemous puzzles are legit you guessing shit based on a vague item description

noita puzzles 
games should do hint buttons more
@toxic delta
Right ! Not ties !
instead of some pull lever puzzles
Farfalla is russian or something
game should just include a sudoku puzzle on every door
ez
and increases brain function
go back to the old days
modern day devs need to learn the word subtle
someone post the bioshock infinite image
?
the bioshock infinite stoning scene except boykisser instead of black man
gypsy beggar: please 1 lev for bread
me omw to buy energy drinks and toilet paper : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aSHYRN3AVU
He’s mewing.
Make sure yall subscribe for more content like this.
Will bring out a clothing brand in the future
what is delta yappin about, man.
let him SPEAK
sigma should be red and delta should be blue
wait which one is the protagonist in 2
sigma right?
ofc, its you, the player
DELTA
splicer posting
I leave for five minutes and you guys have started Bioshockposting
hiii @low atlas
erm
animal
waow
Hello creatura
woag
splicerposting
jack is me when he offs
depth measured in fathoms
they did I"M posting banger songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23oZbJNSd0s&list=RD3PDpkU388Dc&index=2
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Johnny topside best character
subject delta*
same
but i gotta wait for this thing to finish
i just got out of a 2 hour starcraft 2 game
nerd
i wanna ksm
u play starcraft?
kosm ?
mr.bubbles/knight in shining armor/father/daddy
man has many names
idk delta's backstory is kinda hidden and leaves it to you to piece together, i found it hard to even learn that delta had any lore to him prior to daddification
interesting
OMG PLZ DO
i like in bio 2 its like "GET ELANOR GET ELANOR GET ELANOR oh and btw here's your origin story okay now back to it daddy"
I'm rooting for u
Poor Johnny
If you want the online functionality, you'll need reforged
unless ur fine with singleplayer
wc3 is better starcraft
hamachi surely works
randomly stumbled upon rapture and ended up as an experient for them so he couldnt squeal to da government
:copium:
sc2 is good because its simpler
less shit to worry about
maybe we'll play the 2 player co-op campaign surrae 
idk i never played starcraft
and kill ourselves in the process
meanwhile in bioshock 1 you slowly learn that you're a sleeper agent genetic freak planted topside for safekeeping until you were needed, only for a maniac to find out about you and activate you for his own purposes
so, theres NO way to play the og wc3 thru battle.net?
the most fun you can have with friends is dungeons and dragons
can't believe I've spent 362 hours on Isaac
cus they remastered SC1 and i am pretty sure WC3 is more popular than SC1*
damn
bioshock 2 tricks you into thinking you're just a blank slate for the player and then dunks some backstory on you near the end. Its neat. But the story is mostly about Elanor and Sofia
both games good
(i prefer 2 since you can have a plasmid and gun out at the same time)
infinite? poopy
ew
stinky
2 focused more on the world and the other characters which was cool too, but 1's focus on the protagonist makes him a better protagonist imo
they just straight up put more effort into you, the player, in 1
both are cool characters tho
the ending good cutscenes always are the best
I mean, campaign probably, maybe some old custom maps??? idk but
online?
That has to be reforged I think
jack with him in the hospital and all the hands touch his
fuck em
unless you use something else
Johnny getting live on with his daughter now free of Sofia and Raptures influence
they should do the same as sc1
i got the good ending in 1 and the bad ending in 2
gasp
i later played 2 again and got the good one
yay
koreans were so mad about SC2 that they made SC1 the same as it is and just made a reskin for it
lmfao
yeah wholesome chungus ending for me
there's like 5 endings ranging from mega evil to wholesome
if you didn't play this kys please
it depends on who you let live in the game
nvm i get it
diablo 4 is suicide-tier
diablo 4getaboutit
i kinda wanna try it but i don't want to buy that dogshit
sad though :(
Borderlands 3 had absolutely stellar gameplay and gunplay, it was just the story and characters that were shit
was that the ending? couldnt remember it

maybe i didnt get the most wholesome ending then
and the pacing was dogshit in bl3
its dogass, me and someone played through the whole thing
i wouldnt
not even fun to play ?
like
elanor injects you with a drug that transfers your conciousness into the back of her mind so you can live on with her forever, guiding her, behind the hand on her shoulder as she escorts all the little sisters you saved to a world free of rapture
its worse Diablo 3 imo
i didn't play any diablo btw
well she siphons the adam out of you
oh that sounds familiar
in the evil ending she does it against your will and does it purely for the lust of adam
i'd say theres not a lot of variety in the trees, felt a bit too easy
i found it kinda creepy/scary personally. kinda like the ending to SOMA
in the good one she does it to keep her dad around
and it feels like you cant really fuck up your build
you can throw up on your keyboard and you can make a decent enough build
i get what you mean
games like that thrive off of out the box thinking
and if you dont need to think out the box
then whats the point
dude the big sister in bioshock 2 was so hot when i was a kid
Speaking of adam, do you kill or spare that one guy that was basically driven insane by huge amounts of adam and wanted to die before he went off the deep end
goth gf
i started bioshock 3 times and i couldn't finish it
all the straps and leather dude, looked so freakin cool
same. its a long game, i couldnt even make it through just to play burial at sea
Still think BioShock 1 is peak
still havent played burial at sea and i hear its good
2 is good but you dont get the good stuff til lthe very end
i liked the game
the guns felt like dogshit tho
mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy?
I’d love another Bioshock or Prey game, provided they were actually good
i hated the switch from fun elemental plasmids like fire and electricity to vigors which were more like spells
prey is done for
arkane austin shutdown
i liked the plasmids, but spawning crows is not as much fun as spawning bees
why is that all good game studios die out quicker than the shite ones
cause that one released redfall
the candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long
because the world is filled with slop lovers that get excited for next product and spend 200 dollars on microtransactions
and gets abused to burn even brighter for more profits
good studios cost more or something
good developers want better pay
good studios get used up and spat out
what can the firemen even do?
smh greedy people want to get paid for their work
visceral games farewell
and also good games arent as profitable as slop games
gatcha time
begging on my hands and knees
killing floor 3 will have microtransactions
i mean wasnt kf2 class-based?
killing floor 3 looks mid
i never liked KF to begin with, i dont get all the hype surrounding it
no more room in hell 2 looks mid
wait
no no, the classes are tied to characters specifically. If you want to be a firebug, you gotta play as the only firebug character
in 3
only played kf1 for a bit
in 2 you could be any character with any perk
alone 
They showed something off?
I thought it was just announced
authentic to the first game then. Very good
you killed my spirit
yeah everyones complaind about it
more monetization baybeee
Thats fucking regarded
I bet if sells tank they will change it
I enjoyed SM2 a lot besides some balancing issues and the multiplayer feeling like it needed more time in the oven
Sam i am
and do you like green eggs and ham?
Fuck no
Blur..
what?
I havent said it in a while
brother
from the bottom of ym heart
ym
fuck you, kindly
that's a classic childhood refence from susse books you fuck
Would you kindly
did you want me to say i love him and start making out with him?
I mean
at least something more aggresive idk
a kys at least
take me to dinner fist
well you kys
Kiss yourself NOW
weak
Do you guys think we’ll get a Dead Space 2 remake any time soon? The Dead Space 1 one was pretty damn solid.
yep
No they didnt
I looked into that its what everyone speculated
look it up
But their was no word of mouth from EA themselves
i mean
They havent given an official we are not doing a ds2
its EA, they rarely ever do something for the fans
the remake was just to cash in on the re remakes hype
apex as a whole is shit
Moocoin
give me your wallet
Wtf
okay relax
it was OK till it got to double digits in seasons
We can do without a Dead Space 3 remake
And for this nights wisdom folks
Always remember it takes n+1 wipes to realize it took n wipes
i mean 3 is 'modern' enough, i think
tell that to last of us lmao
I meant more in the sense that 3 was shit, but sure, let’s go with that
oh i dont disagree with that either
i didnt like it
it was cool to play it co-op i guess but that was it
Anyone STALKER irl?
the 2nd game is basically not scary at all anymore
its an action-horror game
... I rather not
3rd game was “lol lmao I’mma kinesis necromorph corpses at my friend”
My headcannon for DS1 was that ot was only a big deal because of the isolation and that the military could btfo the necros
I like power creep to be contained in my settings
Not every has to be a threat to the whole universe
imo there shouldnt have been a dead space beyond 2
-w-
I like the dog in your profile
looks like a rottweiler 
Rottweilers are actually really sweet dogs
bit salty too
with a bit of pepper those go hard
i'll take dogs with less bite force than me
Who are just mean killing machines
Ur mean
ur stinky
Me
Nou
naur
no u
australians be like: NAARRUUUUUU
naruto
Im actually really bothered by my gooner wrist man
if u think about it, japan is more evil than china 😏
Its only gonna get worse
they beamed sissy hypno into westerners brains in the form of anime
it sounds miserable ngl
china gave us badass shit like martial arts and bruce li
cant they like break it and extend it a lil bit
like they do with height surgery
They can
but soy sauce is in every chinese restaurant in the US
But my doctor said its not commonly done for younger patients
prolly expensive even with german healthcare
what the deuce
filthy westerner
corrupted by japan
ruined chinese food
yes i am a gaijin 
surely it would be easier with a younger patient since you aint frail
Real Chinese eat lao gan ma
We'll see
Once it gets worse

here you can see the damage inflicted in the local police station's tea room on zhang xi na's forehead
i need to devour
Bing chilling
something something chilli sauce
who put cucumber in a drink
evil agent of satan
cranberry alcohol sounds kinda good
Lol
I will put it in a woodchipper
holy shit... xi's favorite game
timotheé chalamet
KEKW
That shouldn't have been so funny
But it sent me laughing snd coughing
Lol
Poor guy. Got his average sized cylinder stuck in a tube
better than the one guy who got dick salmonella
Did he fuck raw chicken?
yup
he tried to play it off as the chicken falling on his hog while he was cooking
isn't it technically both necrophilia and bestiality though?
No
Because those are precise clinical paraphilia definitions
Somebody that humps a bunch of beef is not paraphilically attracted to animals or corpses
Or corpses of animals
Unless he is, at which point you are technically correct
huh
still fucken weird though, at that point just drop the act and buy a pringles can
Drop the act and just buy smth proper
Bald
God i wish that were me
123
1233
4?
Oh look hes still alive
NOOO
the obama special
Oh hey irs flop
I hate this image so fucking much
good
Is it cause its accurate
why did you just remember these now
me too but it's funnier cause you hate it more
I thought we cast them away bZ
we should recycle them
emphasis on "you thought"
for the new pfp
I'll make new ones if I get some inspiration
You remind us every day how much of a twink you are
My blood is boiling but not as much cause I just got good RNG
in a row 
so in the end, I'm still winning
he got a match on grindr
refrain from posting
No
hawk tuah xDDDDDD 🤣🤣 😂 😂

no its the expert tools, you goober
-1 manliness back to twink levels
I don't use that trash with 2 shots, u think I can aim???????
-5
solid assumption considering it's a SHOOTER
i can't aim too
unless you're sucking those chimeras off instead
Oh my
but i ain't a twink who passes up the chimera hunter
bro cant even aim
what message, its mutants, they dumb
to the masses
one shameful thing I will admit, yes
I have difficulty aiming
no me not ita 
this bait completely useless for you, everybody knows you're too bitchass to record a voiceline
My microphonre is just ass
When the twink gets mad
so he can go to sleep
holy shit, another omori gif
https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1844686883567092183?t=uQoujaUaGUUO6L_Q6_GiJQ&s=19 the gloose is loose
everytime i look something up in gif search
there's bound to be a dogshit omori gif somewhere
racism prevails
yummers
What is this lmao
his opinion on world war tactics
https://fixvx.com/CatWorkers/status/1844605381613351072?t=gsHx76sh1GGWDCGHR1JYQQ&s=19 @glad carbon irl
The new employee has an idea.
he has a suggestion
Why would he say this
my brother just copy the image
Mo
moo
mooo
i think it's over for me
i saw this interaction like an interlincked meme
postal

there's a point where it isn't even that appealing to the eyes anymore, and it just looks goofy
this is the point where its sorta just goofy looking
like a mannequin covered in toilet paper
why even wear clothes at this point ngl
because sometimes nice clothing makes it more appealing
this isn't really one of those times
it just looks very uncomfortable









