🎪bruh-fart

[civic panther]

[stone blade]

never understood the lore of warcuck 40k

[primal rapids]

Basically an indie game that's a love letter to King's Field and made by the same person as Lost in Vivo.

[stone blade]

just humans killing aliens

thats doom with extra steps

[civic panther]

also humans killing other humans

and aliens killing other aliens

30k lore is better

[stone blade]

tf2

[stone blade]

league

[civic panther]

there are humans in that game

[stone blade]

so?

[narrow lotus]

we dont care

[stone blade]

ok shut up then iedy

go back to interchange

I banish you

[primal rapids]

The lore of WH40K is Cadia has fallen and billions must perish

[stone blade]

wtf cadia

[civic panther]

one of the least most important places in lore

or something like that

i think ivan just likes being a poopy pants

[stone blade]

https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Ekrund

[civic panther]

im over here enjoying my game

[stone blade]

this is hte only place i know of

because of wind rose

shit looks like exactly the same as erebor

so theres dwarfs in wh40k?

wtf is LOTR + star trek?

warhammer when peacenail comes in

[narrow lotus]

im tired as fuck but imma go to gym i guess

[stone blade]

get some bitches instead

being single isn't good for ur health

[fluid heron]

kill hookers and eat them

[green schooner]

Do you have bitches

[toxic sundial]

Being in a bad relationship is worse for health than no relationship.

[tidal trellis]

Being single is great

I'm doing just fine

[toxic sundial]

That's not really applicable to iedy mind you he couldn't get bitches if he tried

[tidal trellis]

Let's not say that now come on, let's be supportive for our man

[fluid heron]

nah fuck all that

You gon die alone

[toxic sundial]

my advice, stack paper; get bitches

don't be a bitch too, that's important

[fluid heron]

Stack paper and die by the age of 30

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[unreal gull]

pretty good, pretty good

[tidal trellis]

Far easier for me to operate being alone like I keep saying

[green schooner]

Hi twink @native aurora

[tidal trellis]

AAAAA

[green schooner]

true

[tidal trellis]

YOUUU

[green schooner]

What??

[fluid heron]

Flop doesn't want anyone to witness his twink death (male pattern baldness)

[green schooner]

true

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

[toxic sundial]

really miss that busy guy

Hope he's doing well these days

Wherever he is

[fluid heron]

Man fuck that guy

[placid sail]

lonely being easier for you implies at some point you weren't

[tidal trellis]

Look man all I know is relationships are complicated and that I'd be a annoying partner, so it's easier to operate alone

[tidal trellis]

Should we bury him here

[fluid heron]

Yeah ok twink

Whatever you say

[native aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-cage-cage-mortal-kombat-gif-13862676423218801703

[tidal trellis]

Imma break yo neck for that

[fluid heron]

Twink response

[tidal trellis]

(not you Maka)

[placid sail]

it's so sad that plop gave up on relationships after some bad experience in the past (rping having a girlfriend in half life rp server)

[tidal trellis]

Guh

?????

[ruby minnow]

Today is Friday

in Califronia

[green schooner]

You would

[tidal trellis]

Well yeah, I know myself, so that'd be obvious

🤯

[tidal trellis]

Still not free

Still have classes

[toxic sundial]

[placid sail]

were you intending to date yourself

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[placid sail]

I mean, that's on brand

narcisstic ass floppert

[tidal trellis]

I'm perfect, ik

[fluid heron]

Nah

Hate to break it to you

[green schooner]

Ok twink @native aurora

[native aurora]

ok

[tidal trellis]

No need to be jealous man

Well, it's only normal to be

I don't blame u

[fluid heron]

Why would I be jealous of an asocial twink

[tidal trellis]

What in the hell is asocial

[tulip ridge]

Devilish postings

[fluid heron]

what people are supposed to use instead of antisocial

[tidal trellis]

Just can't win against haters, smh

It's okay, I forgive you

[fluid heron]

twink

Be quiet

[green schooner]

Why would I be jealous of a weak twink

[tidal trellis]

All of u rn

[fluid heron]

I'm not black

That doesn't make any sense

fuckin twink

[tulip ridge]

Can verify this is true as an aussie

[tulip ridge]

Wait, there’s a twink in this chat

[tidal trellis]

Y'all keep being jealous, maybe one day y'all be as awesome as me

[placid sail]

illiterate AND asocial

[tulip ridge]

[fluid heron]

Yeah flop hit up his dms he's easy

[tulip ridge]

That booty is mine boy

[tidal trellis]

CLAIMS ARE NOT FACTUAL

[tulip ridge]

Come to PAPA

[tidal trellis]

woah woah pal

[placid sail]

stranger danger

[placid sail]

helper's ass is under attack

MOOOOODS

[tidal trellis]

Least take me out to dinner first (well no scratch that, I'm straight) look elsewhere, not here

[river zealot]

@tidal trellis @native aurora twinks

[placid sail]

aight nvm he's a whore like that

[toxic sundial]

[tulip ridge]

I take you out camping with beers and give you the fatherly love you never had xx

[native aurora]

ok

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

I'm outta here

[fluid heron]

I forgot the g word is not allowed

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/horrible-gagging-cough-gagging-joe-lo-truglio-detective-charles-boyle-brooklyn99-gif-13269912

[green schooner]

Ok twink @native aurora

[tidal trellis]

(where is my teacher I'm dying of bordem)

[shell venture]

Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you

Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you

[tulip ridge]

tent is awfully cold, we better snuggle up for warmth

[tidal trellis]

My mother told me not to talk to strangers

[shell venture]

don't talk to your father like that

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to therealflopultrahd4k

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[fluid heron]

Can't have that pfp and claim you aren't a twink

[ruby minnow]

they want you to make fried rice

the woke left

[fluid heron]

Everything flop has had on his profile has implied he is a homosexual

[tulip ridge]

Why not make us.. not strangers?

[dreamy flax]

Banner of makrent
https://cdn.discordapp.com/banners/345512438147448833/19ff4cb1848688ffd87404120dfc5789.png?size=512

[fluid heron]

Flop is getting hit on for the second time today

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/jidion-gif-9759686772699862027

[fluid heron]

can we get a third

[craggy wigeon]

🫃

[placid sail]

I now remember why losing (easy) access to discord wasn't that much of an issue to me

[green schooner]

Why’s that

[tulip ridge]

@tidal trellis Can you drive stick? If not I can take you out bush bashing, and teach you

Get in mah truggh

[tidal trellis]

That's seen better days

[shell venture]

poop car

[tidal trellis]

Poop car

You drive the poopmobile

[tulip ridge]

Scatmobile

[toxic sundial]

If you cant drive stick I'm blocking you

[shell venture]

what does that mean ?

drive stick

[green schooner]

Imagine blocking people

[tulip ridge]

I call her ol’ soot soot

[green schooner]

[storm stream]

manual transmission

[shell venture]

so normal ?

[shell venture]

manual is for cuckolds

[tulip ridge]

Wasn’t me

[shell venture]

no i mean automatic

dogshit language

[toxic sundial]

[tulip ridge]

我套英语

[fluid heron]

I don't drive manual because I gotta keep one hand on my nuts at all time

[shell venture]

who the fuck shifts gears with 2 hands

[fluid heron]

Steering wheel dipshit

[shell venture]

use your legs

[tulip ridge]

You like shifting your stick while you drive, i like handling my stick while I drive

We are not the same

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-gif-13197360360872609399

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis

[shell venture]

i can do that with manual

[fluid heron]

good stink

[shell venture]

skill issue

[tulip ridge]

I think i made flop blush

[toxic sundial]

My dream of a V8 stick shift will be made reality

Not soon lol but eventually

[tulip ridge]

He’s prolly gon look at that buff tf2 edit

[fluid heron]

my dream of a skyline gtr will probably never happen

[shell venture]

i don't have a driver license btw

[toxic sundial]

My 4 cylinder has a leaky slave cylinder which is mostly not a problem probably definitely

And needs a new clutch but that's a process

And it's still leaking antifreeze

I replaces the upper radiator hose because the belt ate a fucking hole into it but it's still leaking somewhere

[deep topaz]

I love this image

[tulip ridge]

Whatcha driving?

[toxic sundial]

5.7l

[tulip ridge]

This along with the turbo barra six are pretty common amongst the hoons here

[toxic sundial]

A Ford ranger that predates the fucking Clinton presidency

Only a 2.3l but honestly had a pretty impressive amount of get up and go for it's size

[tulip ridge]

Leaky slave cylinder is probably the most c*nty to fix, rubber hoses ez and clutch is a middling affair

[toxic sundial]

And for a vehicle that is leaking every single fluid

[toxic sundial]

Like I said it needs a new clutch anyways, I'll fix the slave cylinder when the damn thing is 6 feet in the air

[tulip ridge]

My nissan is a 2.5L I4 with a 5 speed manual, egr and bodge job dump pipe, rusty on the rear as it was a boat launcher by the previous owner, other than that she’s pretty mint

[fluid heron]

And it's not even the model I want

[toxic sundial]

Oh yeah and I need a patch for one of the rear tires

[fluid heron]

Yeah giving up on that

[tulip ridge]

You’ll get there matey, you got a mens shed nearby? They usually have car lifts

[toxic sundial]

Actually now that I think about it the whole damn thing needs a tune up
I just need the time to do it

[toxic sundial]

I have a lift

Speaking of other car troubles by fiance had a fender bender like two weeks ago and she only just mentioned that the car gets shaky at 70 mph like two days ago

Wouldn't you know it the tire got bent in half

[tulip ridge]

Fuckin mint

[sudden warren]

JENNIFERS body is the best movie to ever exist

https://tenor.com/view/fire-jennifer-gif-18438681

[narrow lotus]

Oi

[sudden warren]

its so over for my coomer ahh

[civic panther]

fighting chaos in sm2 is SO FUCKING FUN!!!

[tulip ridge]

What i would do to get me hands on one of these

Give it a lift kit and 33”s

[civic panther]

I FUCKING LOVE BEING CLIPPED BY SOME FLAMER ASSHOLES SHIT AND LOSSING 100% OF MY HEALTH INSTANTLY

I FUCKING LOVE TZAANGORS BEING TANKIER THEN WARRIORS

[solar obsidian]

its his legs

[toxic sundial]

To replace the clutch there's some tool or something I need to align it that I don't have. Last time I replaced it I just kinda eyeballed it and that was like 4 years ago so I couldn't have done a terrible job

[tulip ridge]

What car she driving?

[shell venture]

is iedy getting aroused by that ?

[toxic sundial]

Some Honda or something idk

[tulip ridge]

He got that prison wallet defence

[solar obsidian]

@gloomy eagle

[tulip ridge]

Ay brah i no good look loose y’see?

[ruby minnow]

you just counter that with "Goku wouldn't do this"

and they release you

tried and tested

[fluid heron]

If only it wasn't across the fucking continent

That would be a fun car

Nothing in it probably works

[primal rapids]

https://twitter.com/dyzaaster/status/1844447235922411780

dyz scary nightmare mode..... (@dyzaaster) on X

saw this in a bathroom stall its making me so emotional

Twitter · Oct 10, 2024, 6:37 PM

[fluid heron]

very descriptive of what it is

[ruby minnow]

hey man

its in the photo

you figure out the rest

[fluid heron]

I want to buy the yes

[primal rapids]

You're spending $500 to have this man say yes to any one question

[ruby minnow]

the yes is 500

[fluid heron]

There's a Mercedes AMG with 1k miles the fuck

[sage otter]

Ah yes the over the top legendary effects on the left character

Safe and Edible has the best fashion

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715860982555082825/1292022977680117760/HQHE9561.MP4?ex=670a22aa&is=6708d12a&hm=fee2ee7ab9b67eefb0ed0851dfdcb46ef6c0495fe5a7a43164c1a2bbe7bd0155&

[fluid heron]

This has gotta be just the shell

Oh it's rental

you can rent off Facebook marketplace the fuck

[tulip ridge]

Tfw no twink Flop bf
(he rejected my advances)

[narrow sorrel]

is it stick?

[fluid heron]

Fuck no

[tulip ridge]

Yeah fam

[fluid heron]

I know what I have head ass

Just looking through the Mazda's cuz I know they have absolutely fucked prices

[toxic sundial]

Purely cosmetic

[fluid heron]

It'll buff out

[toxic sundial]

Gah I was joking but that is really fucked

[fluid heron]

There is no way the engine is fine

That thing is fucked

[toxic sundial]

7-8 year old car with major crash damage to the engine block for 3k

[fluid heron]

bring that shit to a scrapyard nobody wants it

[toxic sundial]

For a second I thought y'know newish car could be a fixer but

2017 ain't new anymore

And that is a head on crash

[tulip ridge]

Would you guys buy one of these in yankee doodle land?

[toxic sundial]

Not for 14-20k

[fluid heron]

Bro what the fuck did they do this car

[toxic sundial]

10k for a 10-20 year old car with 200km that looks like shit

what a steal

[toxic sundial]

That kinda fucks

[fluid heron]

Yeah Im looking in my state at random dogshut

[tulip ridge]

The used car market here is pain ngl

[fluid heron]

Just a bunch of miatas where it looks like the previous owner wanted to do some body kit to it and gave up

[toxic sundial]

That's atrocious

You can buy a brand fucking new car for that much

[tulip ridge]

You should see the prices of 70 series landcruisers here

[fluid heron]

I kinda want a Ford focus

[toxic sundial]

They aight

[tulip ridge]

Nah new car is 35k minimum for economy spec car

[fluid heron]

get a turbo in it could be fun

[toxic sundial]

Ew

[fluid heron]

Yeah there's a few in my area

[toxic sundial]

If you know how to do some work on cars and are willing to, Fords are kinda unstoppable

[fluid heron]

I kinda don't but it would be fun to learn

[toxic sundial]

They break down but the breaks are usually easy to fix

Can't go wrong with all American

[fluid heron]

Yeah lots of parts

[narrow sorrel]

get a ford pinto

[tulip ridge]

People buy these fairly frequently

[heady crow]

@broken topaz

[fluid heron]

That is not fucking bad

[toxic sundial]

That's a good deal

[tulip ridge]

@toxic sundial they still have wind up windows

[toxic sundial]

Under 100k, 8 years old. Good condition

[fluid heron]

Inb4 I look and it has a million issues

[narrow sorrel]

warm but definitely not safe

[fluid heron]

Listed an hour ago

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-the-fuck-the-fuck-is-this-wth-gif-17571836

[toxic sundial]

If you had 4k cash in hand you could buy that

[broken topaz]

Thanks brüno

i appreciate it

[fluid heron]

yeah I don't that's kinda the issue

[narrow sorrel]

250k?
Aren't you from the British penal colony too?

[tulip ridge]

Yepyep

[toxic sundial]

Always buy with cash in hand. It goes a long way for reducing prices.

[tulip ridge]

Mining money

[toxic sundial]

Then you have no payments or anything

[heady crow]

for the better or worse i know you do

[toxic sundial]

Even if it needs some replacements or fixes they'll be cheaper than most payments

That's what a lot of people don't get

[tulip ridge]

Looks nice mate

[narrow sorrel]

From China?

[tulip ridge]

Ore go brrrrrrr

[narrow sorrel]

remember, no meow

tfw no koenigseggs in usa

(actually there are a few but they're track vehicles mostly)

[naive sail]

Irish cat

[fluid heron]

I'm calling them

[gloomy eagle]

yea you were tight as fuck last night too

[fluid heron]

Dead on resale value for it

[tulip ridge]

Tried looking at that model of car and this is how much they are here

[toxic sundial]

Never buy anything from china

[tulip ridge]

Highest and lowest value

[fluid heron]

That's fucking terrible

[narrow sorrel]

No the australian mining money comes from china

[unreal gull]

yeah but it's a Ford. not only that it's a Ford with 85K miles

worth less than shit

[narrow lotus]

10k for a 2016 car is not expensive

[tulip ridge]

85k miles is about 135k kms

[narrow sorrel]

Also piss off Nota I WILL buy a car from BYD just to tell musk to go fuck himself.

[toxic sundial]

Depends mileage

[fluid heron]

my car has 200 thousand miles

[narrow lotus]

But i wouldnt get a Ford idk , what is the engine

if its a 3 cylinder fuck it

[narrow sorrel]

(I can't because of us auto import laws)

[narrow lotus]

i hate those shits

[unreal gull]

there's a class-action lawsuit going on right now against the 3-cylinder Ford ecoboost engines

[fluid heron]

it was my first car and it somehow still runs

215k miles or sum

[toxic sundial]

Please I am begging you don't buy anything from china ever

[narrow sorrel]

Fard Focus?

[toxic sundial]

If you want to buy foreign that's fine

Just

[unreal gull]

the wet timing belt shreds itself, causes the time to jump, and the belt pieces blocks the oil pickup starving the engine. it's fuckin bad

[toxic sundial]

Never

China

[tulip ridge]

Do the rear doors not lock in other cars, owned one of these beauties and youd lock the doors and could unlock the whole car with the rear drivers side door handle

[fluid heron]

2004 Acura mdx

[tulip ridge]

AU falcon

[fluid heron]

I'm surprised the car even fucking works

[narrow sorrel]

[unreal gull]

buy a honda or a toyota. I don't trust much else these days

I got a 22 Mitsubishi Mirage 5-speed manual and that thing fucks tho

[tulip ridge]

What if you buy china from china?

[heady crow]

@placid sail

[tulip ridge]

Anime: Ignored

[heady crow]

but you didnt ignore it

?

[tulip ridge]

As soon as the black screen faded i knew

[unreal gull]

fuckin cancer

I need chemo now

[heady crow]

what?

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/car-fox-carfax-scroll-value-gif-16825586

[naive bison]

@placid sail

[toxic sundial]

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/you-couldn’t-live-thanos-endgame-back-to-me-you-could-not-live-gif-16221515858415007908

[toxic sundial]

That voice

No one with that voice has ever said anything important ever

[tulip ridge]

Give it 5 seconds

[toxic sundial]

Ik ik

Just saying

I am genetically predisposed to fly into a murderous rage anytime someone around me talks like that

[tulip ridge]

Do californians really sound like that?

[toxic sundial]

Unfortunately

[fluid heron]

There's another Ford focus for cheaper and less miles

Same model

In my 2016 Ford focus arc

[tulip ridge]

U guys built the wall facing the wrong way kek

Gotta go there and do some scp containment breach

Class C personel (C stands for Calif*rnian)

[tulip ridge]

I am going to move to your country and woo the local ladies with my snazzy auzzie accent, cheap cars AND guns? Sign me tf up

What’s the best state to live in for max freedoms

[narrow sorrel]

texas but it's expensive in the cities now

[toxic sundial]

Don't go to texas

[narrow sorrel]

or you can go hide in the mountains in the carolinas/Tennessee I guess

[tulip ridge]

Only ogday untkays live in the shitties

[toxic sundial]

The real answer is somewhere in the Midwest

Kansas Missouri Nebraska all good

Montana is good I hear

[narrow sorrel]

Arizona

[runic sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867334816349683713/1294266263916380192/Sneak-100-1728647134904.mp4?ex=670a62e3&is=67091163&hm=0521d6bb5fb22112f15b567b307e4bc2327a9a7ba40d8baf97afc19abb13169d&

[tulip ridge]

If ww3 ever kicks off it’ll atleast be quick in the midwest

[toxic sundial]

Oregan is good too

ACTUALLY

The real answer is anywhere you own land

[tulip ridge]

Iowa any good?

[narrow sorrel]

not really

[toxic sundial]

Wherever you own land is best, there are no laws on private property

[tulip ridge]

Aye aye

[narrow sorrel]

well... that's not quite true

[fluid heron]

The Aussie mind cannot comprehend the level of facebook market deals

[toxic sundial]

Maybe if you live somewhere shit

[tulip ridge]

What is your favourite state for offroading sep lads? Good nature and trails to explore n shieet

[toxic sundial]

Buy 50 acres in the middle of oregon or montana

And tell me there are laws there

[narrow sorrel]

you can't just do whatever even though you can do quite a bit

you cant open a casino or some shit

[narrow sorrel]

go to wyoming or something

[tulip ridge]

Aussies trying not to tell you about the bargains they found second hand (impossible)

[naive sail]

It's Friday guys

[narrow sorrel]

or you can piss off to arizona or something and drive around in the dunes

[fluid heron]

At cashies?

[toxic sundial]

Vermont

And it's not even close

[tulip ridge]

WHAT THR FUCK YANKS

[narrow sorrel]

What state is the most similar to australia

[tulip ridge]

I yhought wyoming was like flat nothingness yeet flyover state

[toxic sundial]

Even on roading drive is beautiful there. They made the based decision to ban billboards so there's no cringe ads just in the wild

[narrow sorrel]

I mean, it is until you hit the rockies

[fluid heron]

idk texas maybe

[toxic sundial]

Have you not seen the elevation graph

[narrow sorrel]

ah yes the south texas outback

[fluid heron]

I mean they got outback steakhouse basically australia

[tulip ridge]

Yeah nah ye got callin ol davo and he set me up with this lolipop man cashie out near northam tell ya wha kant easiest carton of piss a night in me life not what ya kno its who ya blow ay kant

[narrow sorrel]

is it?

[tulip ridge]

Innit vermont next to canada? Thought it was really urban

[narrow sorrel]

oh, we don't have giant pacific islanders in most places unfortunately

[tulip ridge]

Aw dat sux brew

[toxic sundial]

It's a very foresty place

[narrow sorrel]

no, it's basically flyover but cold and forested

[toxic sundial]

Flyover is a cope used by coasters to shit on anybody they don't like

[fluid heron]

Idk I live in Georgia

[toxic sundial]

If you live within 50 miles of the ocean don't talk to me

[fluid heron]

don't come to Georgia..

we have enough people

[tulip ridge]

That sounds mint, like winding forest and big hills, mud trails and good camping?

[narrow sorrel]

tbf middle georgia is also flyover

[fluid heron]

Fucking hate atlanta

[toxic sundial]

And what state are you from

Let me make fun of you

[narrow sorrel]

Also georgia

[toxic sundial]

If I were in the south the first thing I would do is LEAVE

[narrow sorrel]

I was born in beijing tho

[fluid heron]

Georgia is nice as long as you don't live near the city

[narrow sorrel]

Dixielanndddddd

[toxic sundial]

This is true for everywhere

[narrow sorrel]

Look away, look away

[toxic sundial]

Get away from the cities

[narrow sorrel]

oh, Nota

[narrow sorrel]

I use a oneplus

[tulip ridge]

Huntsman gotta chill not try to run up on me smoking

[toxic sundial]

[fluid heron]

I use a pixel I dropped this shit in the river once had no idea it was waterproof till I pulled it out

[tulip ridge]

They bros but who ever gave them the ability to jump gotta burn, had that happen to me irl with a biggun like that

[narrow sorrel]

@tulip ridge do not fuck with these

That's a brown recluse

[tulip ridge]

Just a little ankle biter innit she cute

[narrow sorrel]

NECROTIC

[fluid heron]

yeah mate she's just a little nippy

[narrow sorrel]

actually wait

[fluid heron]

My phone's too American doesn't let me type mate

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-dont-like-that-hell-no-aw-spider-gif-15510962

[narrow sorrel]

gif giphy lied to me

[toxic sundial]

Fuck you

No more spider posting

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-insects-gif-11931910624182808681

[narrow sorrel]

YEAHHHH

LOOK AT HOW SMOL IT IS

[tulip ridge]

Sharpy n racoon are georgians and nota from?

[narrow sorrel]

I think nota is from around ohio

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-spiders-gif-11544135

[tulip ridge]

I reckon Texas prolly the closest to WA where I’m at

[pastel quartz]

WA?

[narrow sorrel]

west straya

[pastel quartz]

australia is based

[tulip ridge]

Based post

Tommo been hanging round here for a while, should know his place

[inland jackal]

@pastel quartz the thingy got on my jumpers

[pastel quartz]

pavlo

https://tenor.com/view/pablo-escobar-pablo-stan-twt-standing-grandpa-gif-15901735077073339091

[tulip ridge]

”˙sɹǝpᴉds ʞɔnɟ oʇ ǝɹǝɥ ʇou ɯ’I“ ssɐd ƃuᴉʎɐs puɐ ǝɟᴉM ɹǝpᴉdS uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ u∀ :pǝuᴉɐʇqo ʍou ǝʌɐɥ noʎ 'sʇᴉpǝɹƆ lɐᴉɔoS uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ 00Ɩ+

[tulip ridge]

‘There’s nothing we can do’

[pastel quartz]

ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ ʞɔnɟ ʇuop ᴉ ʇᴉɥs ʎɹɹnɟ ǝɯos sʇɐɥʇ ɥɐN

dn pǝʞɔnɟ ǝɯ ʇoƃ noʎ

[tulip ridge]

˙ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ƃuolɐ pooʍǝɹᴉɟ puᴉℲ ˙ʇɥƃᴉu ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝlppᴉɯ uo sɯɐǝqɥƃᴉɥ ɹno ɥʇᴉʍ slᴉɐɹʇ ǝɥʇ ʇᴉH ˙ʎpʍoɹ puɐ ɥƃᴉɥ u ʞunɹp ʇǝפ ˙sǝlᴉɯ 0ᄅƖ uᴉ ǝldoǝd ʎluo ǝɥʇ ǝq ˙dooʍ dooʍ ʇno ƃuᴉʞuᴉld puɐ ƃuᴉdɯɐɔ ʇno oƃ 'ǝɯᴉʇǝɯos lᴉɐʇ ooɹɐƃuɐʞ ʇɐǝ ǝM

[pastel quartz]

pooƃ spunos ʇɐɥʇ uɯɐp

˙punoɹƃ ǝɥʇ oʇuᴉ pǝʇooɹ ʇou ǝɹǝʍ ᴉ ɟᴉ n uᴉoɾ pI

[tulip ridge]

suoᴉssǝs ƃuᴉpǝǝɹq ɹǝpᴉds ʎɹoʇɐpuɐɯ puɐ pooɟ ɹno ɯoɹɟ noʎ ɯlɐɔ dlǝɥ ll’ʇI

[pastel quartz]

ʇɐɥʍ ɹǝpᴉds ʎɹoʇɐpuɐɯ

https://tenor.com/view/rick-scott-scott-rick-upside-down-smile-gif-13397387

[tulip ridge]

ʇɥƃᴉɹ ǝq ll’ǝɥs puɐ ʞsᴉp ƃᴉq ɐ ǝɹnʇɔᴉd ʇsnſ ˙punoɹ sᴉ plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝʌǝᴉlǝq noʎ ɟᴉ ʞɹoʍ ʎluo sɹǝɥʇǝʇ plɹoM

[stone blade]

BUT HOW STUPID

ARE UK PEOPLE

SOME RETARD

just told me

wifi goes through the floor doesn't it

[inland jackal]

it does

if its made of plywood

[tulip ridge]

Gotta watchout for them poms, heard they have a spork epidemic

[inland jackal]

being 2cm thick

[stone blade]

through wood it does yes

if you close the door it will

but not through damn concrete

especially a UK house

and he's like youre wrong sir

and I told him ok I'm wrong

[narrow sorrel]

An american house? It'll go through most thingsc

[stone blade]

american yes

uk no

[narrow sorrel]

can even detect the neighbor's wifi

[narrow sorrel]

is that a radio?

[stone blade]

one of my customers actually had this happen

his divices were connecting to the neighbours vodafone

router/mesh divice

[narrow sorrel]

a dirty screwdriver?

[tulip ridge]

Yes n yes

[narrow sorrel]

did he not know?

Were the devices unsecured?

[stone blade]

the neihgbour router was

not his divices

it was some mesh booster

Because it was connecting to the router as well

and hes like this is your company's problem

like yes

[narrow sorrel]

What's the green thing?c

[inland jackal]

tool box

[tulip ridge]

Jerry can

[narrow sorrel]

Alright I played space station 13 so I don't fuck with toolboxes

[tulip ridge]

Free wifi weeew

[narrow sorrel]

It's how you get robusted

[stone blade]

wasn't

it was making his wifi speeds worse

idk how

[narrow sorrel]

You know it's spelled "device" right?
Wait so customer was connecting to his neighbor's network.

[stone blade]

device* my bad

yes

however

it was only over wifi
on his end it was connecting to his router

but the signal was somehow coming from the vodafone booster mesh thing

[inland jackal]

[stone blade]

it was such a weird retarded issue

[narrow sorrel]

so his devices reported connecting to his own router but actually connected to the booster?

[tulip ridge]

Some funky psi interference clearly, gotta be on the lookout for one of these

[stone blade]

he was only able to see this vodafone booster on the PC

it wasn't on his router when he logged into it

[tulip ridge]

Are you in the uk cobba?

Polish?

[narrow sorrel]

so was the booster routing to the customer's router?

[narrow sorrel]

I think he's the indian bulgarian tech support for uk-based clients.

[stone blade]

Fk no

[green schooner]

Ivan is gypsy

[stone blade]

I'd kms if I was

[stone blade]

applies to this message too

[narrow sorrel]

Now ivan services indian dudes living in London I bet

[stone blade]

yes

quite a few mohhamads

and pajeet koothrapali

[visual stirrup]

nah
you wouldn't even be able to comprehend how misbegotten you were

[fresh rose]

oh yea

I didnt do the thing today

[stone blade]

at least I'm not french

[fresh rose]

@tidal trellis twink

[inland jackal]

i should play league

[tulip ridge]

Can you say “I am not a gypsie or pom” via voice message i wanna analyse your sweet sweet voice

[stone blade]

yeah kys

malphite ult of a bridge please

0/1 kda yourself

in game

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 it's the most RP (received pronunciation) voice ever heard.

[sage otter]

Suce mes couilles Ivan

[tulip ridge]

That’d make him son of dimitri gazprommoneyskikovich living in london in their estate

[inland jackal]

@fresh rose boli me grlo, kazem mami kako sta
imas gore 35% viski saperi grlo

[stone blade]

ok moon runes

[tulip ridge]

Bonjour mes petite grenouille je suis grand rosbif seche au soleil (australienne) et je te recontre enchante

[storm stream]

"gazprom"

[tulip ridge]

我的老婆是中国人

[inland jackal]

chinese moon runes

[flint jacinth]

Commie kanji

[tulip ridge]

Discount squiggles

[flint jacinth]

Hunger hieroglyphs

They write top to bottom cause they so left

Cant have a right

[narrow sorrel]

Go revolver first

in real life

(this was a line from tribunal)

[tulip ridge]

澳大利亚的土地是中国人

[flint jacinth]

@inland jackal @fresh rose @lone cedar @stone blade

[storm stream]

@tulip ridge what brings you to this server anyway?

[inland jackal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2AA8tQn2jOZsDsXCKlt0cF?si=3ba95a57cadf49f7 @stone blade

kms

[toxic sundial]

You need a special class driver's license that requires additional testing to drive this

[inland jackal]

blud over at the other server had embeds

[toxic sundial]

There are no special tests to drive this

[tulip ridge]

我已经成功渗透到这片土地上，美国是下一个

[toxic sundial]

[flint jacinth]

You gotta be mental to get on a ninja or a 2000 R1

[inland jackal]

what are these amateurs

[toxic sundial]

Shut fuck up that's not the point

[tulip ridge]

Changu means sing and bu yao means not have or fuck no

[flint jacinth]

the*

[flint jacinth]

Aint zhang guo just China?

[narrow sorrel]

"changu"

[sage otter]

https://youtu.be/j9xTJXVZUqw?t=20

[tulip ridge]

Pretty place ngl

[tidal trellis]

I would scream but I am exhausted

[flint jacinth]

I rode with a mental mate of the back of one of those, im cured of road motorcycles

[narrow sorrel]

this isnt even wade-giles

[tulip ridge]

Zhong guo, middle country, everything comes from china

[flint jacinth]

I'll stick to enduro

[narrow sorrel]

least enthusiastic australian miner

[midnight flume]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008066747728928828/1294330447056076825/vaxfcwn2z3ud1.png?ex=670a9eaa&is=67094d2a&hm=b43fc274efb2612f34837fa848a6c3abc94127d962adecb1785ad011ac325b0f&

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/qjepWzoy6n.jpg

[flint jacinth]

Actually means middle "world" ??

The Asian Romans kekw

[tulip ridge]

Mei guo is a pretty nice name for America ngl

[flint jacinth]

Mei as in?

[narrow sorrel]

3meta5me halt

[tulip ridge]

Beautiful country or beautiful world dunno guo meant that

[visual stirrup]

Who knew that an entire civilization could have narcissism?

[narrow sorrel]

And what, Eagle Land?

[flint jacinth]

Yeah i dont regret trying mandarin even tho it's making me feel retarded and slow

[narrow sorrel]

Guess what literally translates to eagle land in Chinese

[tulip ridge]

Gotta believe in yourselves ey, very friendly people (if you’re white)

[flint jacinth]

Confirmed, but their tourists are nightmare

[tulip ridge]

Wot?

[flint jacinth]

Only time I've had to clean shit from a cave

[narrow sorrel]

england (it was a phonetic coincidence )

[tulip ridge]

Gives you an appreciation for all the chinese that learn english, just as hard for them

[flint jacinth]

Go from extreme use of tonality to basically question mark

Must be wild

[narrow sorrel]

no it's just skill issue

(actually it's a lack of quality english education)

[tulip ridge]

What made ya learn it 我的兄弟

[flint jacinth]

Can't imagine learning mandarin as a native English speaker, slav roots have phonetic advantages.

[storm stream]

what energy drink would be best to mix with beer?

[flint jacinth]

Start learning

Money

And I wanna visit obviously

[visual stirrup]

I read a story about a muslim guy who was traveling in China
at some restraint in the middle of some rural town, he asked them to cook a dish without pork
When they brought it to him with the pork included, the waitress said something like "god not looking"

[flint jacinth]

Ive a couple skillets that probably aren't common in China, id love to see if i can market myself

[tulip ridge]

Went out to my missus’s home town and the local english teacher at the school came by and was avoiding me like the plague, eventually ppl around him peer pressured him into chatting with me and he couldn’t understand a single word i said kek

[narrow sorrel]

which town was this?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/nazrin-gif-25647879

[tulip ridge]

You could make a pretty penny being a English teacher over there

[flint jacinth]

Pretty much, and advertisemenr

You married into China?

[narrow sorrel]

too many chinese people in australia, mathematically probable

Hontree you better have douyin installed

[flint jacinth]

Also white dudes hit acting gigs for movies and commercials like crazy

[narrow sorrel]

3trees, why are you not a slavic comedian in china RIGHT NOW?!

[tulip ridge]

Fujian province, flew into xiamen, spent a day there and went to longyan for a week then changting for a week then tongfang for a couple days before making our way back

[narrow sorrel]

Even this bostonian guy could do it

[flint jacinth]

Comedians are funny

[narrow sorrel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ta5axG-HXBo?si=XXfsQTw1EvrzTHxo

[narrow sorrel]

~~southrons ~~

[flint jacinth]

Tbh I could listen to a thick Boston or Jersey accent tell me shady stories forever

Or a thiiiiiiicc Southern

[ancient barn]

just listen to joey diaz

[flint jacinth]

Where do you think the Jerseys from hahaha

Didn't know Jersey accent was so gangsta

[ancient barn]

the funnier the accent the worse its a place to live

[flint jacinth]

Between burr and Diaz its a tough call

[tulip ridge]

New years was pretty cool, it’s worth going over there just to see

[flint jacinth]

Marginally better than anywhere in the state of ny

By what I see on global news

[ancient barn]

not a very good comparison

both are shitholes

[narrow sorrel]

Lunar or calendar?

[tulip ridge]

There was like a mini doco on the tv about some british guy who went over there for a better life and is now famous in his city as the resident white guy

[flint jacinth]

I wanna bike though their north

[flint jacinth]

Oh yeah serpentza

[lone cedar]

mongoose

[tulip ridge]

Nah just some rando never heard of

[flint jacinth]

South African made a documentary, wanna follow his route, see the Chinese karst, maybe dive a cave or two

[tulip ridge]

On state TV

[tulip ridge]

Cave diving spooky af

[tulip ridge]

Good bath houses there

[flint jacinth]

Gonna find out in spring, getting my certs

[narrow sorrel]

I was in shenyang earlier this year. Don't go in the winter

[flint jacinth]

Jesus whys everyone here so well travelled

I barely left my native continent

[tulip ridge]

Just be safe cobba one fuck up and it’s a gruesome end

[narrow sorrel]

Look at this toilet I found

[flint jacinth]

I feel at home, not prone to panic, love water and am a caver. Hopefully it's a natural choice for search and rescue and civil protect

A little afraid of the physiology and gas physics exam

[narrow sorrel]

it was a family visit

[narrow lotus]

[flint jacinth]

PARTIAL pressures of blood oxygen and all that, am kinda stupid

[tulip ridge]

supposedly georgian usa
went down to shenyang
went down to georgia
Devils in the house of the rising sun

[narrow sorrel]

I was born in beijing I just got dragged here when I was 2

[flint jacinth]

This is so slavic if it was more grey

[tulip ridge]

你说韩语吗

[narrow lotus]

Loading up Labs

@naive bison beijiing mentioned

ni hao ni hao

[tulip ridge]

Is slavic and chinese culture fairly similar?

[flint jacinth]

What a fucking mural holeee

[tulip ridge]

Beautiful

[naive sail]

A museum?

[flint jacinth]

Culture no, but architecturally can have similarities since all slavs were at some point commies and socialists

[tulip ridge]

你好小兄弟

[flint jacinth]

Broke architecture

They have very much a soviet look to their countries, outside urban pop centers

[potent hamlet]

So skibidi oh my god

[narrow sorrel]

No I don't speak 朝鲜

[toxic sundial]

[potent hamlet]

I sometimes wonder how those houses would work in the winter

[narrow sorrel]

Significant divergence has occurred despite the incredibly homoerotic sino-soviet propaganda posters.

[flint jacinth]

Well put

[narrow sorrel]

You can still go to school for marxist studies in china

[tulip ridge]

Fairo, i felt that over there, really enjoyed the rawness of the brutalist architecture there

[flint jacinth]

Pretty eloquent from a commie spawn

[narrow sorrel]

I'll have you know my dad's parents went to school in Kharkiv

[flint jacinth]

Brutalism is the essence of slavic architecture, especially yugoslav garbage where I'm from

[flint jacinth]

Is this supposed to help your case or mine hahah

Commie^2

Wait

Krakhiv institute??

[narrow sorrel]

I forgor I have an untranslated memoir but I didnt quite pick up literacy

[tulip ridge]

I embrace my ancestral spirit and steal, this case your women

You keen to learn chinese? @narrow sorrel

[potent hamlet]

Fuck i'm getting dizzy

[flint jacinth]

Colonise overseas eggs

[narrow sorrel]

No you used the wrong 汉

[narrow sorrel]

Actually not sure. I know it was a university in [current conflict zone]

[flint jacinth]

Metoclopramide

Over the counter in any Spanish shithole

[narrow sorrel]

韩 is hán for (south) koreans

[potent hamlet]

I remember some ancient houses that used to have the entry in the top

[ancient barn]

please take these horrible american women then so i do not have to deal with them

[narrow sorrel]

and most references use the "joseon" phrasing

[tulip ridge]

Get yerself a 漂亮中国人老婆 and enjoy very racist humour against anyone darker than the both of you

[inland jackal]

indians

[atomic crane]

i got an email back from my local hospital's executive IT director

[potent hamlet]

Isn't han from the Han dynasty?

[atomic crane]

its job getting time

[flint jacinth]

Chinese restaurants caught adding anti diarrhea medicine to their meals to prevent reports of food borne illness

[potent hamlet]

Fuck yeah

[flint jacinth]

Yall look wonderful, happy life with lots of racist kids

Bilingual in the best way

[potent hamlet]

Hopefully they don't ask for your social media

[atomic crane]

i dont use social media 😏

[potent hamlet]

And what's discord

[atomic crane]

a messaging app

[flint jacinth]

Dating app for femboys

[potent hamlet]

That's what you say in the interview

Lol

[atomic crane]

it's the truth

discord isnt social media and i dont use anything else lmao

[narrow sorrel]

汉 @potent hamlet hàn

[atomic crane]

i have accounts but they're all dead and were never in my real name

[potent hamlet]

Oh, then that's okay

[tulip ridge]

@tidal trellis

[atomic crane]

i'm incognito like that 😈

[potent hamlet]

Han dynasty

[narrow sorrel]

oh shit that costume, what ethnicity is your wife

[tulip ridge]

This guy gets it

[narrow sorrel]

I'm telling you it's a tonal/character difference

[potent hamlet]

Filipino

[tulip ridge]

Fujian Hakka

[potent hamlet]

Idk

Lol

[potent hamlet]

Oooh

[tulip ridge]

Where ya family from @narrow sorrel what ethnicity?

[narrow sorrel]

Han

Not even Manchu just regular Han

[potent hamlet]

The most common ethnicity in china

[tulip ridge]

Your shitposts are safe from your employer then lad, youll be aight

[dreamy flax]

Banner of makrent
https://cdn.discordapp.com/banners/345512438147448833/19ff4cb1848688ffd87404120dfc5789.png?size=512

[green schooner]

for you

[tulip ridge]

The romans of the roman empire

[tidal trellis]

we're not playing this game Mr

[narrow sorrel]

apparently I have a surname associated with huimin tho

[tulip ridge]

Manchu are like the german barbarians

[green schooner]

hi twink @native aurora

[flint jacinth]

Naaa I like em big butch and bearded

[green schooner]

what

[flint jacinth]

Huh

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/emiru-nuhuh-nope-gif-16457998769466821936

[narrow sorrel]

well, they were the last imperial overlord

[tidal trellis]

imma beat u up mr

[tulip ridge]

mfw twink wont respond to my advances

[potent hamlet]

I have those socks

[narrow lotus]

i cant bro @stone blade @inland jackal @heavy peak @grizzled meadow @coarse bear @placid sail

[tulip ridge]

Stop it i can only get so hungry

[green schooner]

with what

your soft

fragile hands

[green schooner]

i just ordered those

only got pink pair

[narrow sorrel]

Programmerfart

[tidal trellis]

I'm straight

[narrow sorrel]

For your cousin?

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to pc98_1

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[tulip ridge]

Twink spotted

[green schooner]

I had a polish bf last year

[zealous elm]

a disgrace to your country

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vro-cute-cute-cat-angry-gif-3049696897068007598

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus

im on pc discord

@coarse bear

[zealous elm]

took lengyel magyar két jó barát to the next level

[tulip ridge]

Why are all engineers either furries or femboys, i dont get it

[potent hamlet]

That's even more femboyish than the common ones

[zealous elm]

😔

[naive bison]

i cant send an image

but i cna type

my brother is still update failing

[potent hamlet]

I had a Babarian bf a long time ago

[narrow sorrel]

Not the current one?

[potent hamlet]

Nah

[potent hamlet]

The old one I think that joined the army as a medic

[narrow sorrel]

Flop, you twink man now. You must choose marriage.
Will you choose pakistani girl
indian girl
or your cousin

[potent hamlet]

So he's been doing great apparently

[tidal trellis]

can I pick none

[tulip ridge]

Look at how drippy these chinese be dawg

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-weird-tongue-cute-what-gif-9508429

[potent hamlet]

Because what are you treating in the army when nothing happens?

[narrow sorrel]

you dont even leave the house so I guess

[narrow sorrel]

training injuries

basically a glorified sports medic

[potent hamlet]

But that's all lmao

[narrow sorrel]

oh!

[potent hamlet]

Hopefully nothing really bad, probably some broken bones, sicknesses, chemical poisoning

[tulip ridge]

Needed a swedish man or african american man option in there you made it too hard for him

[civic panther]

https://fxtwitter.com/Gamersnanet_/status/1844711501065568730

[narrow sorrel]

Special Aztec exhibit was at the museum in shenyang (warning cavepainting penis)

also look at this funny anime con poster

[shell venture]

penar detected

it's over for you

[coarse bear]

[tulip ridge]

Cor

[potent hamlet]

Jijiji vergonha

[narrow sorrel]

of course a mod shows up right as I post it noooooo

[river zealot]

when they blocked instagram i didnt protest because i didnt use instagram

[civic panther]

idk what the fuck that means

[potent hamlet]

Shame, cringe or humiliation

[river zealot]

when they blocked youtube i didnt protest because i didnt use youtube

[shell venture]

wtf do you do then ?

[potent hamlet]

He goes out

[shell venture]

bro just stares at walls for entertainement

[potent hamlet]

He plays with Legos

[shell venture]

yeah but sometimes you're stuck inside

[shell venture]

fair

[tulip ridge]

He dont need youtube he’s got the mythical wechat, 1000x better

[potent hamlet]

He hunts tornadoes

[narrow sorrel]

bilibili IS better tho

[potent hamlet]

Bilibili took out my Coco

[narrow sorrel]

or at least it feels more like og youtube

[narrow sorrel]

oh, osaka

do you have byd or geely cars in chile lol

[tidal trellis]

mood

[shell venture]

flop you'd benifit greatly from not giving a fuck

[tidal trellis]

benifit

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, we do

[tidal trellis]

[shell venture]

ok

you understood it

[civic panther]

STOP SUMMONING SPELLS AT ME

[potent hamlet]

I don't like them but I've seen it a lot of times

[shell venture]

i should be laughing at you
you don't even know your native language

[narrow sorrel]

Neither do I a7a

[shell venture]

what is yours ?

[tulip ridge]

You walk into a room, you see this, guy says “兄弟你想喝茶吗”

What do you do?

[potent hamlet]

My family almost bought a BYD car once

[narrow sorrel]

Mandarin chinese

Northeastern variety

[civic panther]

very tired
going in and out of consciousness
losing my fucking mind

[shell venture]

consume caffeine

[narrow sorrel]

How'd that go?

[civic panther]

nah
would stop me from sleeping later, im thinking it causes me to wake up in the middle of the night, which is the entire problem im dealing with

aaaaaa random sharp nose pain

[tulip ridge]

Hanned™️

[potent hamlet]

we ended up buying a Ford Focus

[narrow sorrel]

probably reasonable tbh

[potent hamlet]

Which we regret 0%

It's just good

[tulip ridge]

What went wrong with the byd?

[potent hamlet]

Also idc if people hate Automatic transmission, I love it

[tulip ridge]

Sleep gooooooo sleeeep flashgordon

[civic panther]

a yawn would kill me rn
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/96037009314836480/1293608641672384645/this-galuctus-design-v0-zspdywd3vmtd1.webp?ex=670aa16e&is=67094fee&hm=d224af90b75b19bb2a175fd4f87eefa303dbb98b923dae7e24e3fcde70dc4f13&

[potent hamlet]

My brother didn't fit and my mom thought it was too small

And delicate

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-brick-sponge-bob-square-pants-like-a-bag-of-bricks-like-a-ton-of-bricks-gif-4475886

[narrow sorrel]

plugin electric

[tulip ridge]

Your brother needs to be smaller to fit in the factory BYD is helping your family grind

[glad carbon]

yes hi

[tulip ridge]

Super modern and comfortable

Sleek and quiet

Built for the city

[sage otter]

@stone blade What will be your next game

[tulip ridge]

The stray dogs wont hear you coming with this one

[potent hamlet]

Are BYD now electric?

[tulip ridge]

Yeah

[potent hamlet]

Oh

When we wanted to buy it, it was hybrid or something

It still had a fuel engine

[tidal trellis]

I hate glasses so much

[tulip ridge]

Get contacts man, helps heaps

I love my peripheral vision

[potent hamlet]

It was this car

[uncut yew]

Why?
Like I get disliking them, but hating them?

[civic panther]

the fuck i do to you

[potent hamlet]

Ford Focus

[tidal trellis]

Scratches 😭

I can't see

[potent hamlet]

I understand

I can't stand scratched lenses and having problems when moving quickly

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis

[proud torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1120720250380484729/1294376698690932756/Snapinsta.app_video_0846F1F6FD6244ACDB60A0F4D46003BC_video_dashinit.mp4?ex=670ac9bd&is=6709783d&hm=4bd91092f11d5f8a0259c874c483289451bcb62e5dbf6c79cdc1ebddeee245b0&

[tulip ridge]

@tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

I don't like putting things in my eye

[uncut yew]

How the fuck do you even scratch your lenses?
Have you people considered not throwing your spectacles into a sandpit?

[civic panther]

hey
dropping shit happens
fucker

[runic sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/745361063041695903/1294352884481261568/RhFtlXgkKg-WIP5H.mp4?ex=670ab38f&is=6709620f&hm=ffa3adf6a2e9cf4070e386dfafb25c399bb5921dd829606116d4f8e79af9e2c8&

[tulip ridge]

Touching your eyeballs is a pretty neat party trick, bit like no gag reflex. You have a gag reflex, don’t you?

[tidal trellis]

look man, my finger + eye = no

anything near my eye = no

[potent hamlet]

I fortunately not required to use lenses, but If I had to use, I would probably get like 2 pairs, some pretty ones rounded and stuff and the others some heavy duty shit with nerd cord

[tulip ridge]

Doesnt hurt man you just gotta push past your initial reaction, like a gag reflex

I can take video of me taking off my contacts if ya like

[potent hamlet]

Take a video of you moaning

[civic panther]

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-meme-ban-discord-gif-21451446

[civic panther]

wacky!!

[potent hamlet]

Lol

[uncut yew]

I swear wearing spectacles somehow raises my charisma with people who are 10+ years older than me, no idea why but If I have to do something important I make sure to wear them.
Glasses are not all bad

[potent hamlet]

I didn't know how to say not to do it lmao

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gif-7051848217024088537

[sage otter]

She dodged last frame

Impressive

[naive bison]

real asf

[tulip ridge]

It’s good for you Hagmaxxing

[tulip ridge]

@tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

GUH

my ears