#🎪bruh-fart
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I do not lie, what is ur question soldier
I'm just messing with Floper here
What.
I don't understand you!!! We got a language barrier!!!!
Tell it to disowned and then have him ask me it
I think im gonna have a stroke if i stay here
Problem solved
Nah
Bruh ....
stop strokin yoself to brainfart
hunter freaky
Frota more like
Welp discussion with surrae over
back to my standard protocol 
back to being gey
Gotten
Chinchilla
I was going to buy a monster from a Chinese Market that has them at 1.5 bucks instead of 1.7 bucks and their claw machine was playing Ievan Polkka
so did you?
you mean the guy playing the drums?
No, the Miku Version
the song itself is from 1928
Mhm ok and?
Miku doing polka is not recent either way
today is his birthday
its just kinda strange isnt it
No, not really
why velan polkka
https://youtu.be/ZjDZrReZ4EI?si=UhbuVYICFRl3LQMe this video is 13 yrs old
This animation footage is from a game called Hatsune Miku: Project Diva. Project Diva is a Japanese based game and only two languages are use, Japanese and English. If you are interested in the game, you can buy it from a range of websites though I cannot recommend any (The game is only available on PS3 or PSP). If you would like more informatio...
That song got popular by anime fans years ago
my fucking god i tab out for one second and get blown up by an m109
I remember it growing up cause of anime
If Frota already witnessed it I wont question it
Freakta
I hate you, so much
Lmaooooo
WELP I go sleep
bye bye peoples
bye bye baby girl
Its 3am
And I'm suddenly craving fish fingers, with scrambled eggs
Why scrambled eggs
Why not
Eh
just rawdogged a cup of old cold black coffee 
That sounds depressing
Any news on missing song? 
it was disgusting
i crave caffeine
Military
man anime is just mid
naruto gave me heart break
with the stupid fucking ending
naruto was the goat when i was a kid ngl
Military needs it cause they stay up for like days on end
They dont feel anything
that one ending song was the goat
yeah
If they didn't feel anything, they wouldn't value nacho cheese with jalapenos like a bar of gold
the "don't cry it's alright" or something
jalapeno cheese is a godsend
oh yeah that ones the classic
it's the one thing that has flavor
The last sacred thing in this god forsaken world
Yummers
yammers
@grizzled meadow
Im waiting for you to actually post good content farto
Its friday
https://fixvx.com/PunchingCat/status/1844379483245248993?t=aSFXNiQtdkR_7PQyPDh-yQ&s=19 im coming to get you @glad carbon
bro lives in antartica
ur not a real person
Still thursday in the only hemisphere that matters
nuh uh
hi vro
I like black coffee, but with a lot of sugar
Most pictures I've sent here have been drinking black coffee
cold coffee shots with a lot of sugar kept me alive
reject alcohol
embrace caffeine
isnt the whole point of black coffee is that its very bitter
teacher breath
iced tea is chill though
tea is fine cus it doesnt taste like mud
love me some sweet tea
Coffee is baller and I won't take this slander
tea is much better than coffee but i just dont like caffine
weak blood
imagine not waking up
and feeling your heart pound
caffeine gang
heart attack edging
because its like 10x more effective on me
hi silly
i see
i drink 1 cup of tea and dont sleep the whople day
If your heart is pounding you had a lil too much lmao
how much is in one tea
i wish i could do that
You are allowed to add things to it
none of that iced coffee dogshit
sugar is overrated
I know
sola is good
hiii @prime zenith
yummy
anyone who flexes drinking black coffee is just trying really hard to seem cool
But ive seen ppl drink it straight black
hiii vro
With nothing added to it
yea and ?
lets touch vro
i agree
pause
I mainly add some milk
everyone here drinks it like that
Go away
it's tradition
I also like black coffee
Who is this everyone
none of that overpriced dogshit
Do you speak for the trees
What ppl
i go hard for a latte
all the vros are here @prime zenith @shell venture @deep topaz @pastel quartz
i wish milk didn't make me shit myself

How
yea its like , yo guys i like drinking mud water
like what??
Its what it feels like at times

Its either that or their taste buds are dead
okay now thats weak
weak western blood
you telling me you shit yourself when you eat cheese and diary products
you missing out
lack toads and told my ants
So glad my body isn't defective 🙏
dandy notice how you arent on that list
im ok with most cheeses

just not straight milk
what about gae milk ?
so you drink oatmilk?
i like mik but not cheese
no
wat
whar
what about cheese on burger
frota
respectfully
kys
only american
Explode
cheddar is nasty
damn
bro got the whole world against him
I'm gonna fucking kill you
thats wild
public execution
Kill this man with hammers
i used to love provolone but eventually it started tasting nasty
Right now
youre gonna WHAT me?
i like me some of that fromage rouge
I'm gonna fuck you
imma sophisticated motherfucker

Cheddar is gods gift to man
except comambert
that shit goes hard
its whole nother level
i like brie
red cheese?
oui oui
vien ici pour uhh eat it off my bite
i like parmesan
Who doesn't
god curse the french
Grok?
i beg
pizza
do not tell
gruyere
chocolate is peak
gruyere is yummy
I like you 😳
bro said chocolate is peak
i like peach ice cream
say something else
yes i did fool
😭
vanilla is hipster cope
for ice cream you cant beat vanilla
tell em
chocolate chocolate chop
wtf does hipster cope mean
havarti is also good but its gotta be like
yall just tryna be different, quirky
dry and crumbly almost
YOOO HAVARTI
how is chocolate quirky
THATS SOME OF THE BEST CHEESE IVE EVER EATEN
its not
oh that one
im going to touch you, dastardly style
oh you meant chocolate
i thought you were talking about like pistach or mint
hell naw
whatever the fuck they sell these days
nasty
moose tracks ice cream is epic
its called gelato or smth there right?
i think so
pistach is meh
it's not that bad
but why go for it when chocolate is right there
it was under my cousins apartment
me like strawberry
i went every few hours
you get a pass
wow
im ngl chocolate in general i find nasty
freaky lil vro
except like some specific ones
fruit
yeah
i like all
its just so sugary and fatty and rich
literally
and you can be wrong
i could not cope
pick the best one idot
ur wood so yummy
idk what that is
shit taste
banan
there is no shit taste
or pineapple
the correct answer
vro only tried apple and banana
oh yeah ?
raisins
one day we will discover that someone you uhhhh "liked?" is a minor
banana, pineapple and mango top 3 fruit to grace this planet
raisins are peak
although mangos can sometimes be a bit starchy for some reason
in food even better
raisins are cool
this is an 18+ channel no
surely
surely
minor spotted
who ?
u
artyom is a miner
im 24 dumbass
same

nasty coal grabber

balls only if they're mine
scroll down
man what is it with chinese and fruit
its either like mango or pomegranete
they cut open a hundred of them for one promotion
i keep getting coconuts
non stop on youtube shorts
i love taht youtube channel
What channel
the one that posts schizo sopranos vids
Gib
forgor the name
are we all in a simulation?
How 'bout that prick's face when he saw the galvanized square steel?
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the rot consumes
lotta money in this shit
My brain is melting
you hear about the chinese godfather ?
And @pastel quartz
@heavy peak
non-americans somehow finding a way to be the most obnoxious people about differing timezones
Okay I'm basically done playing SM2 until more content is released. I did basically everything except max out the shitty automatic bolt weapons.
What's sm2?
Space Marine 2 Ultramarine Boogaloo
same here, iv just gotta play the pvp some more to unlock the plasma shit, because rn its op
content should be this week or next week though
im hoping the content drop also has some bolter PvE buffs, since they are really needed
I'm not playing the PvP because I generally dislike PvP and because the Chaos cosmetic options are shit
fair, maybe GW will get over itself and let saber add some actual chaos cosmetics, since GW is telling them what not to do mostly in case of cosmetics
Not all the bolters are shit, it's mostly just the automatic ones. Auto bolter rifle's shit, carbine's shit except for the semi auto version of it, heavy bolter rifle's shit, occulus carbine is shit.
I didn't know there was a project
Bolt Rifle is good because grenade launcher is fair and balanced, heavy bolter for heavy class can absolutely shred if built right
Stalker bolter can delete Majoris enemies
fucking telling how they had a big ass sale right before they banned the mod, to squeeze as much as possible out of the community
But for the most part, reject bolter, embrace plasma and melta
Heavy Plasma can do absolutely disgusting things
Ah
Ofc gaytivision can't let us have nice things
The cease and desist of 4d1 should have been a clear sign, that all cod projects will be fruitless
Since they wouldn't allow them to pass, or live for long
and now modern warfare is a dying fucking franchise because of how they absolutely trashed MWIII
New makarov is nowhere near close to the original one
the original makarov died in mw2
it was a different one in mw3 and the new mw3
New one is an angry nobody, that suddenly capped Soap... Again
"it all requires the right planning, and timing 🤓 🖕 " fails literally fucking everything multiple times
Equilizer wannabe
more like payday 2 dentist wannabe
except that was an actually interesting villian and character
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(idk why he used new makarov's face, when all crimes are from the original mw trilogy
)
nuh uh
the original makarov died at mw2
another man replaced him afterwards
i mean at least the mw2 and mw3 looked like eatch other
in the new mw3
makarov doesn't even look like the older makarovs
playing cyberpunk for 5 hours
ok little guy, ill call your handler to help you back into the psyche ward
you never leave a game idle?
ok
the original makarov died at 2
nah 
not for 5 fucking hours while im still on the computer at least, unless the games actually DOING something while idle
a man with a completely new personality replaced him in mw3
What's the best build and why is it netrunner
you just don't get your facts right
holy boring
no this is just a metaphor
its obviously body, reflex, and tech
because mw2s and mw3s makarovs are not simillar in personality
in mw2 he was just for the money not patriotism or anything
well i like to hit pause, go make food. talk with my family. maybe drink some water you know
If only CDPR didn't hate shotguns and LMG's and give them like no variety compared to AR's, SMG's, and pistols.
20 reflexes 20 cool mid air knife headshots
if you're playing cyberpunk
you shouldn't be using
simple lmgs
or shotguns
or rifles
Gorilla hands are the only viable blunt weapons because all the others are boring or slow as shit.
yeah like the game is designed around implants and critical damage rather then get a rifle and just shoot stuff
nah after phantom liberty projectile arms are insane
We have one (1) unique sledgehammer.
you can save, then exit the game, then do the same thing, without bloating hours played and keeping your pc at max usage
Meanwhile we have like eight iconic katanas because weebshit
pistols and katana's man
everywhere
it doesn't matter how good a pc you have, its fucking cyberpunk, its gonna heat your shit up and be using all of your vram and p-cores
but at least blades are fun
I rarely use iconics I just use weapon mods
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The sole redeeming shotgun for Body mains is the Satara and its iconic variants because it allows you to delete a person's entire upper torso through several walls with a charged shot.
damn look at that pause menu heat
SHOIGU! GERASIMOV! WHERE ARE MY FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMERS!?
i'm being fucking sarcastic to him
Carry on
thank you
still hotter then having it closed, and thats PAUSE menu, i get that shit on helldivers and space marine on a decent build at max settings while playing
also, what build?
Then again, CDPR also made the ingenious decision for Johnny's hand cannon, which you can only get near the ending of the game, which uses 14mm rifle cartridges, straight up weaker than a revolver you can find off the street.
bro doesn't know task manager
simply don't feel like it
not a bad gpu though, 1440p card, 16gb vram
iv got a 4070 ti super, i7-12700kf, 64gb ram @6200mhz
my brother did a good ass budget build
me and my dad built it together
radeon and amd are usually good for that
nice, nice
Ryzen 7 5700X3D, 32GB RAM, RTX 4060.
4060 my brother in christ just get an RX 6700 XT it's cheaper and more powerful
Considering I got it for 50 bucks off my brother, I doubt it on the cheaper part.
nvm
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I'm still on AM4 - R7 5800X, RX 6700 XT, 32 GB DDR4 @ 3200
im trying out this uhh rice cooker i got
gae cheesewedge and gae slav
making garlic rice
what type of rice you usin
GPU is getting upgraded when I move somewhere with more stable electricity
just white?
white
i dont like any other type of rice, unless i make it myself lol
LMAO
wrong channel lol
i was about to call you names smh
jasmine rice is yummy
meh... usually the brands i try put waaaaaayyy too much jasmine in it
i think cuz they expect you to eat it with something else lol
yeah its rice lol
jasmine rice is just fragrant rice
rice alone CAN be a meal depending on how you cook it
okay stinky
show us ur romanian dong
how about a stu
@glad carbon looks good
you didn't even WASH YOUR RICE DID YOU
This was just a test, i made some garlic rice
I AM CALLING MULAN RICE MAN
fair rice alone is good
Next time im going to make some roast beef brocolli in it
ew
Its surpisingly good for what amounts to microwaved rice
Say what you want, its healthy asf
broccoli
I have some left over roast beef i need to get rid of too
😭
Im not allowed an actual rice cooker or pressure cooker
Why
christ
Brocolli is great when seasoned properly
Mhm, be happy im not just eating straight spiderman reference rice
as a non broccoli eater this is in fact very true
All "ewww nasty" foods are either misunderstood, not prepared properly, or gross on purpose
yummy
someone forced me to eat Alfredo noodles with peas and carrots with broccoli
I gagged
why
Its great, not too fluffy but not crunchy euther, perfect
I never went back to their house
Thats like every food besides fruit
true
no i eat salad raw
"Too much work" garlic salt :
peak plants
GAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Gross on purpose
ill eat ur leek
Onion is the one food i dont get
In small amounts its good
But its never in small amounts
Mf whole ass onion on a burger
raw or grilled?
idk i love the feel
(both good
)
like spicy shit
Everything other than beer battered, cuz then it masks the flavor
eat a whole raw onion with some cevapi
Czech here is the pickiest furry
Im the one eating microwaved garlic rice
Your weird

I am cursed with a bit of a palette but im not averse to utter dogshit like fast food
I was raised on homecooked meals and never had fast food until i went to a birthday party where they had subway catering
brainfart has become dafoe hours
dafreak
kinda same but every friday was maccies
I cannot eat mcdonalds
It makes me vomit
Especially their burgers
Shit feels like slime
taste or looks like shit
Both
I have upgraded from mcdonalds to wendy's
Texture just fucking horrible
wendy's baconator is weird
Taste is so artificial i'd rather eat cup noodles
its the best thing on their menu but still bad
And it looks like a fucking deflated polish person
i got a son of baconator before class because i was hungry
you get the 4 for $4 biggie bag
i eat filet fish
most mediocre burger ive had in a while
😋
the baconator is too greasy tbh
it was flavorless
burger patty tasted like nothing
it's all grease
couldve been any meat
And thats especially true when the nearest fast food join is right next to a cafeteria and the closest mcdonalds is right next to a Classic Texas Local Burger Shop
could've been sheffy's meat
vro
AKA no burger gets better than that
wait sheffy you're like 20 right
I get the jr. bacon 4 for 4 biggie bag 
24
Plus the local place is cheaper for the amount of food you get
this is me
The local borgar shop doesn't count as fast food in your eyes? 
I can get a whole platter, fried okra, broc, double double with lettuce tomatos onions and pickles and a tea for about as much as a big mac
tomato soup yummy
Well no because its a sit down and eat place
Theres no drive theu
theres a local burger place near me that is like
classic mcdonalds style
little mechanics shop turned to burger place i thin
best burger ive ever had
Is a five guys not fast food then?
are they using car oil for the burgers

It operates like a more traditional diner, order at the front, sit down, they call your name, get your food, sit back down
if they are, all other places should start doin it
Five guys has a drive thru now
yummy mfin burgers
bro i love burgers
Same with olive garden and chilis
CNCmachine grease
Shitty chain, food
only complaint is the lack of seating
its so hard to make a burger not ok
which wouldnt be an issue if the burgers werent like, given to you on some open top paper thing
Theres a fried chicken place near me and you know its good cuz all the little league teams go there after their games
not in a bag or box
good i like eating at home
aint sitting with fellas
any bay area gooners in here
the optimal experience is being forced to sit with strangers 
i lived in sebastapol for a while and theres a yummy hot dog place over there that has insane fries
honestly that would be cool
really really good fries and they give you a whole fuckin bag full
Pylsa <3
the SEVASTOPOL bay?
like atleast 3 whole potatoes worth
Anyone here had icelandic pylsa and beer?
Also
Municipality*
real
Icelandic political parties :
pulsa v pylsa
icelandic pölse
they got like uhh
some kinda spiced fries
no but ive had swedish pölse
i forgot the name but its some Louisianian spice thing
old bay?
Not pölse
or "cajun spice" (vague) lmao
My husband is icelandic </3
its my next travel location
Also all of my boyfriends have been scandanavian
with finland
How does your husband cope with how picky you are 
cajun
Its amazing, mostly cuz i go there mainly for sex but ye
He moved back to iceland a while back so we're long distance now :(
@solar coral how does this compare to 5 guys fries prices
5 dollars for fries? Your ass better be getting a whole ass bowl
5 guys paper bag but filled 80% of the way with pure fries
its like you ordered 3-4 small fries from mcdonalds and dumped em in
oh wait old bay is from maryland unga
its "family" sized or whatever
good amount for 4 people
wtf
the hot dogs are 6$ but also like 6 inches
4 mcdonalds small fry still isnt that much for 5 fucking dollarsssssss
and girthy
"cajun" fries but it's actually just old bay 
crinkle or straight?
Cajun fries but its actually just a pipe bomb
vro just give me sweet potatoes with bernaise sauce
its like one of these but 80% full
surely over 4 mdicks fries
eating out must be cheap
Ahhh ok
do americans eat at home
It was
yeah im eating soup rn
Hello blue cheese wedge
straight
🍅
I thought you disappeared
crinkle would be such a deal
bruh, how could you suggest such luxury
Sir please put away your sex toy
hunter freaky as always
thats clearly an ice pack
Ur mom is an ice pack
🧊
Im sorry that was mean
how is it mean when it doesnt make sense
Thats the joke
its like old bay i think, but also a bunch of other spices so it doesnt taste only like old bay
its worth 49c more than normal fries for sure
You've been hiding my mom's body in the freezer?!
It got more expensiv
no cuz food expensiv in general
i see
maybe? idk
also food desert problem 
instead of getting fat off fast food people are getting fat off unhealthy normal food
at least normal food has lotta nutrients
the cheapest food is always the worst for ya
Define normal food
like what
cheap lettuce
?
food you eat at home lol
cheap cheese
1 minute rice
cup of noodles
oh
if your struggling I don’t think your gonna have issues
rice is always cheap but eating solely rice will make you insane like @solar coral
maybe soup n chicken n bread
maybe egg
eggs are somehow cheaper
eggs are fantastic
Rice with grated carrot, finely sliced sugar peas, some parsley and soy sauce is great!
I can imagine you guys have less quality control
and people wanna remove more quality control because "the government is bad and companies need less restrictions"
bro it will trickle down bro
God fucking damn it
just give rich dudes more money they will pay taxes this time for sure bro
Its fine vro elon will help u guys
Tesla food idk
omg!! hes literally irl tony stark!!
except hes not enigmatic or a philanthropist :D
Let me google those words
hes not charming or uhh
done
charitable
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yeah i bet it is
Elon looks like an abomination
elon is like a bloated whale
Every time i see him he gets worse
hes got such a terrible body shape for someone who can afford the finest diets and physicians
This is a fucking cursed image
At start he looked quite good
50 lanes merge to 20 here in China
I thought communists were supposed to be good at this central planning shit
or at least
its like palpatine
not as retarded as they are about everything else
Political
Your face is political
No snitching
Mraaaowww :3
🔏
Dunking on China isn't even politics
It's common sense like "women should be able to vote" and "black people are not farm equipment"
yeah if the mods wanna do it for free you let them, stop snitchin
dunking on russia is there too

who is this
lunaistabby
Real
Why care when u dont have to care
We are all atoms
its my favorite tenor gif cat
fucking disgusting
take them inside so they dont kill crows (masterrace)
and?

true
you shouldnt have an outside cat in the first place SMH!!!! take them back home to totally punsih the owners
The cats outside are ||not|| free 
Cuddle god
take them inside to pet them
The elites don't want you to know this.

Why don't you have 458 cats in your house
lock them all in the CAT PRISON,,,,
Turkey has shit ton of stray cats

no turkeys?
i am slowly becoming more and more tumblr pilled as the days go by
walking around my girlfriend really do feel like this shit https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814962822286802955/1294133880793595945/POVi14_ur_the_guy_she_tells_him_not_to_worry_about.mov?ex=6709e799&is=67089619&hm=1da89610bbd5791bed1e4e5c00ffc14f620e63d7ec10c749c816c1e7f0d7f414&
twink maxxing
not even lmaooo, all the twinks are racist,,,,
Catpilled
femboy pilled
even more racist
twunk tier
how do i explain it... have you ever seen autistic snapchat irony?
i think?
example would help
yeah
thats you
shouldve waited for the second image lmao
thats @shell venture
yeah what about it
muh dick is always free
ok so imagine that, but for niche internet fandoms like rainworld
anything becomes cringe when a fandom touches it
im gonna make a fandom and touch you
cringecringe
calm the fuck down
1992
it's 4am
its 8pm and im sore and tired
same
Are u ripped
toilet...?

no im a twink sorry
Why are you sore
i went on a run
ah
im tryna make a uhhhh gun in people playground that uhhh shootssss bone hurting juice
use pistons
and make a big toob
and shoot syringes
no... they will clip if you dont have continuous + slow mode
better to use thrusters
stupid
use the acid flesh syring
then use the healing syringe
then set them on fire
no
they never die
if you know your alchemy you can make skeleton syrum
which instantly turns you into a skeleton
skeleton syrum better
nah
you can use it to make immortal skeletons
hang them from the ceiling
goon night
kinda works. but i need continuous/slo mode for the syringes to hit with the long range setting, but then that breaks the mag system
can you make an item spawner
make me
no
there might be a mod for it
im also thinking of a way to make a reloadable system, so i can put in different mags
get out of the cauldron frota









