🎪bruh-fart

[ruby minnow]

fake

that is the flag of Tunisia

and it does NOT look like the turkish flag

and you are capping so much

[fading shuttle]

why the fuck are you posting the flag of the nation of islam bro

[ruby minnow]

that you even told a fake name

[fading shuttle]

the black supremacist movement that created yakub

this is not the slam dunk you think it is

[ruby minnow]

mom found the white race creation drawer 😔

[unreal gull]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-thats-cap-eyeglasses-selfie-boy-gif-919502098173432275

so much cap in this room, for days even

[fading shuttle]

you posted the nation of islam as your proof bro

[unreal gull]

I did not claim roblox was haram no need for the salt

[ruby minnow]

you will be sent to prison

[fading shuttle]

roblox just sucks

[ruby minnow]

you hate on everything alex

your opinion cannot be rightfully taken into account

[unreal gull]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-halpert-face-yeah-ok-then-sure-gif-10464204

the government registers everyone as Muslim at birth by default

[glad carbon]

hiii silas :3

hows it goin silly as

[hazy finch]

well goodbye then it was fun while it lasted i guess

[pale ingot]

he'll be back

[unreal gull]

this server dedicated to a game about shooting people in the face has the weirdest rules I swear

[hazy finch]

@unreal gull mods have a deleted messages channel you cannot escape your immanent fate

[hazy finch]

i agree

[unreal gull]

they can do what they want, if they fail the vibe check they fail it

no matter what they do tho

they do it for free

[ruby minnow]

the rules are rewritten by the mods every day

what you do yesterday is a bannable offense tomorrow

[hazy finch]

luckily for me i have a get out of jail free card

[unreal gull]

average mod

[pale ingot]

iedy works as a teacher in the day and unleashes his inner sigma on us 😔

[ruby minnow]

his inner gooner

[solar coral]

hi gamers

[glad carbon]

hi cheesewedge

dont you have a door to hold open or something

[solar coral]

no

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-dog-door-lazy-done-gif-5700264

you done with forever winter for now?

[glad carbon]

fly like a g6

[pale ingot]

do they still have that weird real time water system

[glad carbon]

idk i havent seen the patchnotes in a while

[solar coral]

they're changing it but it basically does nothing :p

[glad carbon]

it should totally kill everyone if you run out

but only run down while the game is open

[solar coral]

It needs to incentivize riskier play at higher levels

[glad carbon]

once you get like 30 water ur basically done with that feature

[pale ingot]

honestly seems so mid. i saw it has an upper limit of like 60 irl days and water is common as fuck from what i heard, so the system just seems shit

[solar coral]

yeah the only people who like it are gatekeeping weaboos who post on reddit how games are so easy now

it does nothing for dedicated players and just completely drives away casual players

so its getting changed

[solar coral]

(they played touhou)

[pale ingot]

it should tick down at a considerably faster rate only when ingame and have water not be plentiful (as they have yapped about in their trailers)

tbh

[solar coral]

or : drain per raid at a dynamic amount based on trader level

[pale ingot]

thats also true

[solar coral]

and give more sources of water, like big faction reserves you can drain but also attract enemies

[glad carbon]

grrr i hate accessability features!

[solar coral]

currently theres 0 difficulty curve, the game is an initial ledge them completely flat

[pale ingot]

also true and real, better water sources but more risk

[solar coral]

ill tell you what, forever winter needs raid bosses

[glad carbon]

it does

toothy has raid boss hp but no raid boss systems

so its just a 30 million hp enemy that is unfeasible to kill with current weapons

[solar coral]

Literally does not, highest health mech gets melted by one GPL

[glad carbon]

its like 12500 ntw20 shots or something

[solar coral]

highest health killable mech*

[solar coral]

if it has more than iirc 2 million health it is mechanically impossible to kill solo

[pale ingot]

they made the game look so fire in the trailers but this is what it turns out as?

[solar coral]

8 million and its completely impossible

[solar coral]

its early access and the playerbase forced the devs hand to release it this early

they planned on releasing it 1-2 years later

[pale ingot]

damn. Cyberpunk type situation

[glad carbon]

yeah if it released 2 years from now I think it'd be in a really good state

[solar coral]

so all the bugs and imbalances are completely our fault, and we knowingly took this on in hopes of giving the devs feedback

[glad carbon]

theyve made some minor changes tbh since the beta

[solar coral]

I think if we continue to support it, it will be better than it would be if they kept it closed

[glad carbon]

i think if they had 2 years they'd fix every issue reported in the beta and built more ontop of that

[solar coral]

early access does wonders for a game if the devs follow thru with the project

[pale ingot]

the game defo has potential

[solar coral]

they also hadnt balanced the game whatsoever by the time they released it

they had basically JUST gotten done with modelling the enemies

rn the main focus is fixing crashes, optimizing, and redoing water mechanic

that and finishing up animations

[glad carbon]

mmmmm

idk theres all the same enemies as the beta

the only change is that some of them dont randomly become invisible

[gleaming grove]

Why need bosses

[solar coral]

im saying by the time they released the beta

[gleaming grove]

You have a bitch that runs and 1 slap you

Thats the boss

[glad carbon]

i thought the beta was their own release

[solar coral]

they're immortal, unless you mean brawlers, they die in 1 shot

[glad carbon]

not nagged into them by fans

[solar coral]

beta AND early access

[gleaming grove]

Yeh I have skill issue w them

They scared the living s out of le tho

Me*

[solar coral]

brawlers are ez, just use a shotgun

[gleaming grove]

I tried to not notify 100000000 cyborgs of my location

So I tried to melee them

That didnt work

[solar coral]

the closest thing we have to bosses rn are exos, but thats 4 shots from a GPL lmaoo

[gleaming grove]

Helicopter

They look quite menacing

[solar coral]

helicopter is surprisingly weak

same with the tanks

but they dont give any good loot

[gleaming grove]

How about the Hunters? Saw a warning but never saw them

[solar coral]

hunter killers? they're europan EODs with mg42s

they drop really good loot

[gleaming grove]

Thats it?

How tanky are them

[solar coral]

as tanky as a normal europan EOD, about 15 shotgun shots point blank in my experience

10*

[gleaming grove]

Damn thats very tanky

But I guess normal AK can drop them from distance

[solar coral]

meh, still 1 hit kill for a GPL

[glad carbon]

meh

[solar coral]

HKs are tied with exos for the best loot drops

[gleaming grove]

That sounds quite ironic as their name is literally EOD

[glad carbon]

did they fix grenade launcher units wiping you instantly

peeking a corner and they swivel and pop a 40mm into your head

[solar coral]

havent had that happen so ig lol

[glad carbon]

80% of ur hp gone

[solar coral]

that just sounds like a europan sniper

[glad carbon]

that pyro dude was miserable to fight since he had a gl

[gleaming grove]

I guess that 1 shot you if you are scav girl

[solar coral]

frota mains old man in beta

[glad carbon]

hide behind cover and if he misses he still has a chance you hit you since its got splash damage

[gleaming grove]

I want to get into For Winter more but I need a good rig

[solar coral]

pyros dont spawn normally anymore

[gleaming grove]

The game runs fine until the battle happened

Then I can smell smokes

[glad carbon]

nah the quest guy

[solar coral]

they only spawn during a specific mission

[gleaming grove]

What is that big robotic girl in trailer

Are they even in the game

[solar coral]

oh you can just stunlock them with a shotgun or SVD, 0 threat

[solar coral]

mothercourage and yes

[glad carbon]

yeah iirc we didnt have any good shotguns

i think there was the spas

svd was fun to use but scopes were like

really really bad

[solar coral]

surplus shotgun stunlocks pyro

[glad carbon]

and irons didnt have a front post

[solar coral]

and SVD true aimer scope was good in the betas apparently

[glad carbon]

i used some 3x scope and it was tilted weird so I was basically blind while shooting at dudes

[gleaming grove]

I lost the spas first run

Lmao

The Ash 12.7 feels pretty weak for a DMR

[solar coral]

trueaim 4x seems to have the best zeroing for SVD

[gleaming grove]

Takes 3 shot to kill a Europan shotgunner I swear

[glad carbon]

yeah the uhh

12.7 is really bad

literally just use the surplus rifle

[gleaming grove]

Thats weird for a round thats big af

[glad carbon]

it takes about the same shots to kill and the ammo is way lighter

[gleaming grove]

I use Vityaz

[glad carbon]

i used stock ak for most runs since everything else felt off in terms of damage

only the RPK was better

[gleaming grove]

Takes forever to kill an armored enemy but its a nice gun to 1 tap cyborgs

[solar coral]

SVD is the 12.7 but better in every way

[gleaming grove]

@red crane I GOT TACOS DE TRIPA

[gleaming grove]

You know

It feels so weird that the SCAR uses 50 cal

I was like the fuck

[solar coral]

based'

[glad carbon]

uses .50 and isnt even much better than just using the ak74

[gleaming grove]

9mm is pretty cheap too and its great

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-plinko-suffering-horse-plinko-hell-gif-24357545

[toxic sundial]

[grizzled meadow]

???

The fuck are you on about

It has always been playable

[toxic sundial]

Falco when are you gonna make gamma playable dude

Cmon

[glad carbon]

@toxic sundial fix gamma plx

[toxic sundial]

Alright I'm on it

First step convert all the code to python

[grizzled meadow]

Second step add multithreading

[toxic sundial]

Multithreading is a fad we don't need it

Trust me I have a degree

[unreal gull]

I only play gamma on my single-core Pentium 4

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/neil-de-grasse-tyson-we-got-a-bad-ass-oh-well-oh-man-gif-4393076

[toxic sundial]

They sent a guy to space using 64 kilobytes of memory, we can run gamma on a pentium

[unreal gull]

it doubles as a space heater when I play

[glad carbon]

moving it all to unreal 5

[toxic sundial]

Yeah idk all that game programming nonsense I'm a machine learning guy, it's python or nothing

[unreal gull]

I learned Python and C a decade ago cause I thought programming would be fun

that shit sucked

[toxic sundial]

learn templeos

[toxic sundial]

transcend

[unreal gull]

learn a custom C variant for a modern C64 oh yeah I'll get right on that

[toxic sundial]

You only need the 16 colors

Cmon

Do we really need any more than that

[unreal gull]

racist

[toxic sundial]

actually just learn assembly and find a job where they have a critical system they can't change that runs on assembly

Ezpz

[unreal gull]

I have a book on my shelf about learning x86 assembly

I closed that shit immediately what kind of drugs were they on

[toxic sundial]

They weren't on drugs, they were laying the foundation

Modern computer programmers are babies that can't write 10 lines without an ide

[unreal gull]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-ba-watchout-whoa-damn-gif-5262512

[toxic sundial]

Those pioneers were visionaries, they could truly speak to the machine spirit

[unreal gull]

I write PDP-11 assembly in octal in a rock with a chisel and feed it into a custom card reader I made myself out of scraps, in a cave

[toxic sundial]

the way God intended

Warhammer runesmith mode

[unreal gull]

I did run 9front for a while on my thinkpad, and contributed a few small patches. but that's it I hate computers now

computers a shit

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-cute-hello-gif-14619678813361449046

[glad carbon]

i think thats turkey

[toxic sundial]

I actually code entirely on a series of repeaters and observers in minecraft

[solar coral]

k

[glad carbon]

nota go home, ur drunk

[toxic sundial]

[solar coral]

live ekdromois reaction

[toxic sundial]

[toxic sundial]

Yoo holy shit it's pagan min

[solar coral]

pagan min reaction image goes hard

it can be used in any situation and it makes total sense

[glad carbon]

cool robots

[solar coral]

spirit of motherwill reaction

[toxic sundial]

far cry 4 was a lot of fun

[glad carbon]

gooner

[toxic sundial]

I feel like I want to play watchdogs again

Like the first one

[solar coral]

steel haze ortus

[toxic sundial]

I vaguely remember liking it a long time ago

[solar coral]

spoiler alert : you didnt
I had the same like experience as you, getting nostalgic for watch dogs 1

[toxic sundial]

You are like twelve shhh

[glad carbon]

this is @gleaming grove tier

[toxic sundial]

I am the only one who's ever played watchdogs

[solar coral]

watch dogs 2 is so significantly better i was literally applying my memories from that game onto watch dogs 1

[glad carbon]

play the mod for it

[toxic sundial]

They sent me the only disc

[glad carbon]

theres a really epic mod for it

[toxic sundial]

Maybe that's it yeah

Cause watchdogs 2 kinda got shit on but I had fun with it

[solar coral]

srsly, watch dogs 2 was so peak

[toxic sundial]

Ngl

[glad carbon]

watch dogs 2 is how it feels to live in sf

[solar coral]

especially cuz of my pansexual king wrench

[solar coral]

watch dogs 2 is cool because i get to cause Fukushima part 2

[glad carbon]

how

[toxic sundial]

I remember the pvp in watchdogs 2 being a series of hacking cars to go left or right until someone eventually got the upperhand

[solar coral]

in one mission, you hack the entire god damn satellite space network and overload a japanese powerplant

watch dogs has a surprisingly in depth story if you look for it

[toxic sundial]

Watchdogs 2 let you 3d print guns

[hazy finch]

holy fuck australia mod

[glad carbon]

i only remember shooting people a bunch and dying to the train a lot

motorcycles were really interesting to use

[solar coral]

like I didnt know there was an AI that could tell the future until recently in watchdogs

[glad carbon]

gta v feeling but janky

[gleaming grove]

This is the first time I saw someone made a mod that added new enemy

[hazy finch]

if i saw this shit while doing nighttime stuck with a shitty glowstick i would never play the game again tbh

[toxic sundial]

Dude rockstar could make a hella wicked watchdogs game I bet

[hazy finch]

REpack/spawn adds like 28 or so new mutants

[coarse bear]

Where's the ground harness item

[solar coral]

first 12 missions is going to the convenience store to buy wrench a vibrator

[glad carbon]

hiii dry

[coarse bear]

Ello

[glad carbon]

hows it goin :3

[high meteor]

gn brainfart

[coarse bear]

It's less stinky at work - pipes have been finally replaced

[coarse bear]

Nighto

[toxic sundial]

Did you dodge the discord block

[high meteor]

[coarse bear]

Not in the country that's blocking Discord

Yet anyway

[glad carbon]

is it just me or is dry's name really low res

its so crusty

[solar coral]

dry is always crusty but no its just you

[glad carbon]

you're smooth

[toxic sundial]

Frota you are tweaking

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wiggle-crazy-cat-zoomies-gif-9877358298643393466

[narrow lotus]

mornin

[glad carbon]

iedy too

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/plotting-idea-mischief-insanity-stare-gif-6326905392763152814

[glad carbon]

hes crusty

[solar coral]

frota and nota can you guys start finishing eachothers sentences like some kinda twin oracles

and only talk in rhymes

[glad carbon]

i love drinking ___

[toxic sundial]

I love drinking

[glad carbon]

water

[glad carbon]

ezoni loves drinking

[toxic sundial]

I'd say drinking and breathing are personal favorite activities.

[solar coral]

kys

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

i love drinking @atomic crane

[toxic sundial]

I ain't seen koko in a min

[glad carbon]

why is all my red text wigging out

can someone post something with red text

[unreal gull]

no

[toxic sundial]

why are you buggin

[toxic sundial]

That was directed toward froty who is tweaking rn

[glad carbon]

ill tweak u

[glad carbon]

ill drink u vro

[atomic crane]

i'll uh.. uhm..

[glad carbon]

@toxic sundial im fine now

im fixed

updated drivers

[toxic sundial]

red worked on my machine

[solar coral]

average monolit

[gleaming grove]

@glad carbon

[fluid heron]

I've been abstinent from smoking and shitting for 5 minutes

making big progress

[solar coral]

Dont need a VPN to watch brainrot, yet another czech win

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1280581108420968579/Bluebarries.mov?ex=6708b858&is=670766d8&hm=0b334bc9a191106ebaad5db2bafea94a9d18f2f2402c28762086e34f7ce1c5b0&

damn discord got blocked in russia

[fluid heron]

Fuck they can't leak classified troop movement

https://tenor.com/view/no-sad-frustrated-no-way-yell-gif-17334973

[magic tartan]

how they even do that bruh dayyum

[solar coral]

at least theres less larpers on discord now

you know the ones

[fluid heron]

True

[coarse bear]

Oh don't you worry
We'll see plenty still.

[solar coral]

less not none, i saw a homophobic furry the other day people will always fine a way to cope

[glad carbon]

[fluid heron]

Found my old air pods these shits still go hard

[glad carbon]

its like a homophobic greek

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane

[tulip ridge]

Wonder if we’ll ever find out how harmless or harmful microplastics are. We have them in every organ in our body, our blood we breathe it into our lungs via dust and eat it from packaging, plant and animal accumulation

[glad carbon]

depth of field in moderation is good

[toxic sundial]

Can't stand all the blurry taa every game has now

It's so cringe

And the fps is still in the dirt on everything

[glass glade]

and they perfected it so no living woman could best them in the bed of honor

[glad carbon]

i love when a game adds depth of field to aiming so i cant see jack shit

so much fun!

gun is fully in view but everything else apart from what Im aiming at is a blurry mess

[atomic crane]

https://youtu.be/mnvc6uC6xZE?si=7QsVBjdtuQOXFq0p

we got rdr1 before gta 6

[fluid heron]

All that and they still won't update red dead online

[atomic crane]

if u want to experience that boomer moment of "the first time i played it, it looked so realistic and now it looks like shit" just watch some of the cutscenes from rdr1

the horses running animation looks goofy as fuck after RDR2

[fluid heron]

The horses fucking fly in that game

they run at mach fuck

[atomic crane]

the stamina management is what killed you if u werent good at it

or if u were under pressure

[unreal gull]

I remember thinking that about Half-Life 2

[fluid heron]

Also you run like you shit your pants at all times

[unreal gull]

and Doom 3

[atomic crane]

having played hl2 in about 2009 or 2010, it still looks the same to me

if i had played it in 2004 though... gyat

[unreal gull]

I still have my boxed PC copy from '04.

[atomic crane]

probably would have creamed back then and think it looks pretty bad now

i was a 3 year old in 2004 lol

[unreal gull]

I was 11, and I split my time that year between HL2 and vanilla WoW

the golden years

[atomic crane]

idk man 2008 with wrath of the lich king, crysis, prototype, fallout 3, must i go on

thats the true golden years

[fluid heron]

I first started playing games in 2010

[unreal gull]

also based games

I was grounded when Burning Crusade came out the whole year because I invited a school mate over to fug on MLK day

[atomic crane]

fuggin at 13 is wild

[unreal gull]

14

but I mean you aint wrong

[atomic crane]

still wild

me and like 50% of my generation are still virgins

its pretty peaceful

[fluid heron]

What is your generation

[unreal gull]

smart phones hadn't proliferated in 2007 yet

[atomic crane]

zoomah

mr jones here might actually be considered a zoomah by some metrics, 96 is like 1 year after millenials

[fluid heron]

Choomahs

https://tenor.com/view/big-lez-choomah-rage-mad-angry-gif-18818131

[unreal gull]

'93

I barely made it thru the milennial bus doors

[atomic crane]

ur all fucked up bro lol. said u were 11 in 2004

[unreal gull]

lemme think

I'm 31 now

[atomic crane]

wait...

read my message

and understand the depth of my retardation

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-butt-head-mike-judge's-beavis-and-butt-head-s1-e10-happy-gif-8269181370451750500

[unreal gull]

you're a zoomer, u can't help it vro

[fluid heron]

I'm peak zoomer I'm 19

[atomic crane]

i'm boomer zoomer

23

[unreal gull]

yungins

[fading shuttle]

youre just a zoomer

[atomic crane]

least i aint a Silent Generation zoomer, 1995-1997

[unreal gull]

idenity crises lookin ahh zoomers

as long as you aint got the 🥦 hair ur good vro

[atomic crane]

i buzz my shit because i got terrible hair

[fluid heron]

I got a middle part that might be worse than the broccoli

[unreal gull]

nah, middle part is paying homage to the 90s

i fux wit it

[atomic crane]

yeah thats like malcolm in the middle

in the middle (part)

[fluid heron]

literally only got it cuz I've been buzzed for most my life and I'm just tryna see how much hair I can grow before I get sick of it

[atomic crane]

i stick to a left part when my hair is long enough to part but not long enough yet to get frizzy

[unreal gull]

it's okay vro I've been both, hair down to middle back AND buzzed, each for several years

[atomic crane]

but unfortunately my hair immediately transforms into a dandelion fuzzball once it hits half an inch

[fluid heron]

the second I put on my glasses my hair no longer works for me

[unreal gull]

have u considered contacts or lasik

or looking more handsome

[fluid heron]

I hate contacts so fucking much

[atomic crane]

i got lasik and they offered interest-free financing for it

[fluid heron]

nah I'm already past accepting I look awful with glasses I recently picked up a pair of Dahmer's

[atomic crane]

the dahmers are coming back

[unreal gull]

at the risk of being narcissistic here's my hair long and short

straight up lookin like a raggedy andy on the short hair

[atomic crane]

ur blessed brotha

pu55y5l4y3r

[unreal gull]

I'm sure you look fine king you just gotta be confident

[atomic crane]

i do look fine

[unreal gull]

also I'm gae, it's bussy slayer 2 u

[atomic crane]

im just a fat fucka

[unreal gull]

my dude being fat is so easily addressable

if you want

just cut carbs for a few months, drink water, no fast food

[atomic crane]

yeah im not saying its an inability to change its moreso that eating food is more fun than getting pussy

[unreal gull]

I mean orange chicken and tacos do hit, u aint lyin

[naive bison]

bro turned into DeNiro in Taxi Driver 😭

[atomic crane]

and manuela aint going anywhere

[fluid heron]

Truly in my looking like a sex offender arc

[atomic crane]

dahmermaxxing

[unreal gull]

vro you just gotta believe

[atomic crane]

waiting to find a woman that is bearable to talk to (not an incel btw)

[unreal gull]

don't know much about that one, I know it's not 2 correct to say nowadays but I don't care for the company of women

they can't be happy

[fluid heron]

looked in my camera im looking fucking good the second the glasses on its straight dahmer

[atomic crane]

my experiences alone have all kinda lead me to believe that girls my age got the electronic rot in the brain without having overcome it

i believe i can like, for example, carry a conversation

[fluid heron]

just get a milf bro

[unreal gull]

I feel like 90% of the population are just predictable archetypes and such, and it's always been that way

[atomic crane]

[unreal gull]

just gotta find good ones

[atomic crane]

nah actually raccoon is right

i'm gonna settle down with a millenial

[unreal gull]

Gen X'ers have the houses tho

[fluid heron]

I had a sugar momma one time was kinda goated

[atomic crane]

gen Xers are cougars now

GILFs, so to speak

[unreal gull]

that's why you get on the life insurance policy vro

and put butter on the stairs

[proven umbra]

jesus

[atomic crane]

not a bad idea

[narrow lotus]

Gacha enjoyers must be one of the saddest entities on this planet

[atomic crane]

this is me every time someone is suicidal in psychologyfart

oh, you dont have even one reason to live?

what about like

ice cream

[proven umbra]

hell brought that up

[atomic crane]

they're suicidal

maybe

[unreal gull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drGnb30QFwQ

[fluid heron]

I live a purposeless existence but I wouldn't kill myself I got games to play fym

[atomic crane]

did somebody say

GACHI?!?!?!

[unreal gull]

oh u were talking about the doll amv game lmao

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_xsn-ptaJE

in my lane, listening to strahlende trompete, playing stalker

being content with who i am

[proven umbra]

the terrible truth of being tall

You must hunch down to drive

[fluid heron]

I'm short as shit all this tall propaganda I don't get

[proven umbra]

that or recline so far back it’s uncomfortable to get the steering wheel

cause you cant lower the seat or your knees are in your face

[atomic crane]

my knee pushes against my key fob and makes me worry that it's gonna break one of these days

[proven umbra]

you cant move it forward because them you can’t move your feet to the other pedal, so what do you do?

[atomic crane]

buy a Ford F-150. Built Ford Tough™️

[proven umbra]

Thats right you fold your legs a bit and use the wrong feet for the gas

[unreal gull]

the answer is simple Tub

[proven umbra]

gas on the left foot baybee

[atomic crane]

driving criss cross applesauce

[unreal gull]

sun roof

[fluid heron]

What are you fucking shaq?

[proven umbra]

I dont know my own height

my license says 6’2 but my dad is 6’ and hes at my chin the old fucker

ao

[atomic crane]

i would bet 6'6

[fluid heron]

My license has the wrong eye color

[proven umbra]

i either have a jaw a mouth snd a periscope for vision

[coarse bear]

Get a measuring tape lmao

[unreal gull]

I'm 5'6

[proven umbra]

And ruin the hilarious nature of the issue?

[fluid heron]

I'm 5'4

[proven umbra]

My girlfriend is 4’11” the poor thing

[atomic crane]

my license picture makes me look like a serial killer version of pablo escobar

[proven umbra]

whenever she makes me mad

i tell her to grow up

[fluid heron]

All my girlfriends have been taller than me can't relate

[proven umbra]

i get the classic “Tch” and then she walks away

[atomic crane]

i was morbidly obese and had long curly hair, was having a rough day and just wanted to get it over with so my eyes were kinda opened wide

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19493800

That her?

[proven umbra]

SHE TRIES

[atomic crane]

got the new license so i would have my motorcycles certification on it

[proven umbra]

but i have nerve damage, that and your legs just naturally protect them so

Immune (mild annoyance)

[atomic crane]

nerve damage from ur gf beating yo shit

speed bagging the nuts

[proven umbra]

no, lost a fight with a tractor as a kid

[fluid heron]

I have nerve damage from laced shrooms

[unreal gull]

laced with what vro

[fluid heron]

Good fucking question

[proven umbra]

My story is cooler and thus you are the lesser man

[atomic crane]

i dont have any permanent damage but i dropped furniture so many times on my left knee as a teenager that it was numb for like a year

[unreal gull]

laced shrooms is beyond rare. how long was your trip

[proven umbra]

Mariluigi

[fluid heron]

Good question felt like days

idk prolly like 5 hours

[unreal gull]

I mean that's pretty standard

[proven umbra]

bro got fucked by marijuana nicotine and cough syrup

[atomic crane]

betting it was just shrooms

[fluid heron]

If they were regular that was the worst trip of my whole life

[unreal gull]

where is the nerve damage

[proven umbra]

still tripping to this day

[fluid heron]

Left side

like a stroke

[proven umbra]

you probably just had a fucking stroke

[fluid heron]

yeah prolly I droop a little

[proven umbra]

oh nawww

[fluid heron]

not very noticable it's just eyelid

[proven umbra]

its okay though

when i stand i am uh

tilted

[unreal gull]

vro go see a doctor lmao

[proven umbra]

heavily

left leg is just longer/bent out of shape

[unreal gull]

I used to grow, ate enough to fill a cow pasture, aint NEVER had no stroke symptoms

[proven umbra]

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UzopPQKcL8

this sucks

[fluid heron]

Actually it's my right side forgot my left and rights kinda drunk

[proven umbra]

what makes me sad is i couldn’t enlist and die in the sandbox, on account of my leg

[unreal gull]

lucky

[proven umbra]

so no big man with big gun power fantasy

[eager igloo]

Hello ppl

Today I bring you some pornography
https://open.spotify.com/album/7CsMxtUBr1GLqVmTaEVKds?si=lU2PXH7RQompnfM2q7SwWQ

[unreal gull]

it's just taking orders from psychopaths, you missed nothing

[proven umbra]

just ridiculously tall, aspiring pilot in college

[atomic crane]

LOL

[eager igloo]

Who up having political sex

[proven umbra]

How i used to think my leg would effect my social life

Turns out nobody fucking cares

they just want me to do House Impressions

[unreal gull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7A1QYTNc1U

[proven umbra]

all my homies want me to either A. Get a full cosplay of a 40k Commissar
B. Get a fucking fancy ass cane
C. Grow a beard and dress like a wizard

[fluid heron]

Drunk cigs are fucking goated

[proven umbra]

true!

I told them they must choose one, and no other because i will commit to the bit

[unreal gull]

stoned x drunk cigs got you in a vaporwave video

[atomic crane]

cigs taste awful, wish they didnt tho cuz they feel great

gotta be the commissar cosplay

[fluid heron]

I dont get buzz from cigs it just feels right when I'm drunk

[proven umbra]

Its time to become the irl Yarrick

I got a pretty sweet scar on my face anyways

[atomic crane]

ur gonna cut ur arm off?

[proven umbra]

He wasnt always ork claw man mcgee

[atomic crane]

i didnt even know about the claw until now

[proven umbra]

plus if i do lose my hand, why the fuck not?

[atomic crane]

i just remembered in helsreach they flashed back to his fight with da warboss and he lost his arm

[proven umbra]

ah

well

he had both, BEFORE that fight

[fluid heron]

Dropped my cig out the window fuck

I'll just smoke it in the cold

[proven umbra]

Me and the boys on the third beer run of the night (the other customers must not bar our way)

[sage rover]

uwu

[winged chasm]

UwU

Ara Ara

[proven umbra]

memories of my dad sending me this image of his truck “I think I need a new one”

[novel palm]

Your dad is very observant.

I think i agree with his preliminary analysis.

[proven umbra]

i agree

[fluid heron]

10k on Facebook marketplace I know what I have

[modest oriole]

My short friend vs me in a fight

[coarse bear]

That was the joke, yes

[proven umbra]

the masculine urge to wear bulky as fuck armor

[eager igloo]

@stone blade

[stone blade]

yes thats why I reacted to it

[eager igloo]

Nothing a lil grey tape and a hammer can't fix

[eager igloo]

Well okay fuck you

[stone blade]

fuck you too

[narrow lotus]

My man drives midget car while he is 1.95

[glad ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1293765152381993012/4-lines.gif?ex=67089031&is=67073eb1&hm=fc4fcac28c7b718691abccd871ef2bcd6ea3e78eb5e6970d6196c2648bebb8b3&

[quaint ore]

That line is grooving

[lunar goblet]

https://youtu.be/kXZJM2j9R6Y

[glad carbon]

hiii @atomic crane lets touch

[steel bone]

Ayo

[wraith osprey]

I don't know what these 4 lines are even meant to respond but

[glad ingot]

Just 4 lines nothing else

[wraith osprey]

[stone blade]

nearly beat the snake boss first time

[steel bone]

[stone blade]

damn it

[stone blade]

man

this boss fight sure is balanced

lets make a boss that has like quadrupple the HP

yes

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/garn-garn47-cat-car-what-gif-11954701830609126322

[tidal trellis]

I mean yeah, it's a boss

[stone blade]

well yeah

but at some point

it becomes bullshit

because your character cannot get as strong to match his strenght

so youre just brute forcing it

which in a game like blasphemous is cringe

if you dont know the boss flop dont open your mouth

I GOT HIM

fk this boss bro

he was ez it just took so much time

[atomic crane]

wholesome iedy

[tidal trellis]

[stone blade]

no

you just dont know what youre saying

bitch ass

damn

this took a while

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-car-explode-shatter-cat-gif-10358843112865587060

gn @atomic crane @coarse bear

u too @tidal trellis

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgI6pi6kzGc

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/617317033062694931/978487112645083137/caption.gif

[tidal trellis]

Night

[steel bone]

[atomic crane]

zesty lil vro

[stone blade]

@sage otter

it's about to go down

[stone blade]

ok krisatna is bullshit

[stone blade]

we'll get through it

I'm almost at the end

Son of a bitch

and her bullshit attacks

made me use all my flasks

you mother fucker

[naive bison]

I finished watching the boys season 4

well not entirely

30 mins left

Which retard made Starlight mad at Hughie for engaging to the shapeshifter who he thought was her

he was engaging to you, not the shapeshifter, moron

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-humpday-its-wednesday-camel-gif-15613588

[stone blade]

@shell venture

what a chad

[shell venture]

keymaster

hard

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to loko44557

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[solar obsidian]

so real

[shell venture]

reminds me of that one video
"why shrek 2 is a queer masterpiece"

[naive bison]

they turned me into a cat 😭

[naive bison]

i think the boomers won

[tidal trellis]

Fast wind

[fluid heron]

Fatass

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle @naive bison @sage otter

OOOO SHIT

TIME TO FIGHT THE POPE

[naive bison]

why was i tagged

i do not care

[stone blade]

GOT HIS ASS

GGS

[green schooner]

Hi twink

[narrow lotus]

Ok

[stone blade]

shut up

who the fk asked you

[tidal trellis]

DO YOU MIND, man is doing very important things

[stone blade]

LETS GOOO

[green schooner]

ok twink @native aurora

[stone blade]

@shell venture

what a game

[tidal trellis]

I hate neco arc, so much

[shell venture]

new skin unlocked

[stone blade]

kratos skin

[shell venture]

that's rich coming from you

[tidal trellis]

what

[stone blade]

[narrow lotus]

Flop would risk it all

[shell venture]

why would he risk it all on himself ?

[tidal trellis]

Tamari!!!!!

[narrow lotus]

In order to learn how to love you must first love yourself

[naive bison]

twink char for twink guy

classic

[tidal trellis]

❌

[shell venture]

fuck you mean "❌ "
the evidence is right there

[tidal trellis]

That's no evidence

[fluid heron]

Be quiet twink

Stopped typing I saw that

[tidal trellis]

I'm gonna dip you in acid mr

[shell venture]

remove the mr

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

[inland jackal]

[sick aurora]

Got a nightmare this night about getting banned from this server

[inland jackal]

hes a ms instead

[tidal trellis]

It's prophetic

[steel bone]

Another day, another flop being called a twink

[coarse bear]

Wishes come true

[tidal trellis]

You will be banned eventually

[fluid heron]

another flop?

[steel bone]

Yes

[sick aurora]

HELL NAH

[fluid heron]

1 is already too much

[steel bone]

[coarse bear]

@steel bone is the new Plop

[tidal trellis]

There is only, me, the one and only

[steel bone]

Hell no

[tidal trellis]

No substitutes

[fluid heron]

The one and only twink

[inland jackal]

maka i swer

[steel bone]

[shell venture]

unique
more like twuinque

[coarse bear]

Been bullied out of the banner

[tidal trellis]

I'm gonna get you raccoon

[fluid heron]

I got flop blushing and shit

[steel bone]

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to rikiri

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[green schooner]

he still has it

[inland jackal]

whar about this user, gooner perhaps

[green schooner]

Only changed his server

Thing changed

[steel bone]

1000%, horny as shi

First ass, then tits

[inland jackal]

i mean, ass was shitty

[tidal trellis]

These claims are not factual

[steel bone]

Not to mention that ass had brown stain

[steel bone]

Yes

[inland jackal]

[steel bone]

Literally

[steel bone]

We broke him like a stick

[fluid heron]

Damn shawty leaving skidmarks

[tidal trellis]

My brain

[steel bone]

Ah, it's his profile outside the server

[coarse bear]

[green schooner]

Still GYATTT

https://tenor.com/view/cat-weird-tongue-cute-what-gif-9508429

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

[steel bone]

No

[coarse bear]

Charon posting femboy shit

Deathuh

[steel bone]

Immediately banned

[coarse bear]

Anyway

[green schooner]

😭

[tidal trellis]

Fuck I'm not on my PC I can't post the gif

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-gif-3348052254980566268

please do it

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-thumbs-up-okay-ok-cute-gif-16052979

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-rizz-me-dont-come-by-ohio-were-done-gif-14458148554272376168

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-talk-to-me-rowley-walk-away-rowley-tuah-hawk-gif-13161736587733980170

[tidal trellis]

I'd write the meme but I'm too lazy

Something something moderators get these people away from me, something something

[fluid heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835845372562767892/919003259547553853/1638132807126.gif

[shell venture]

@inland jackal
wtf is that emoji

[tidal trellis]

Accepted

[inland jackal]

[shell venture]

bruh i can't 😭

[inland jackal]

🫃🏽

ginger

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-guys-fall-guy-falling-guy-fall-guy-falls-lego-fall-guy-gif-25906814

[steel bone]

Why these even exist

🫄🏻

[fluid heron]

No idea

[inland jackal]

🫃🏼

[coarse bear]

To describe @thin trench after his beer

[inland jackal]

someone took time to recolor all those

keep that in mind

[shell venture]

🦅 2️⃣ 🇦
💦

[tidal trellis]

nOOOO

[inland jackal]

what if flop is ginger

[fluid heron]

Twink reaction

[steel bone]

What if he isn't a preggo man

[tidal trellis]

I have a soul

[fluid heron]

Idk last time I checked twinks don't have souls

[shell venture]

flop what month are you in ?

[tidal trellis]

what

[steel bone]

[potent hamlet]

me about to fight my dad (He's been gone for 21 years and came back to give me his debts) ((Im killing him before he can do that))

[shell venture]

how many months left i mean

[steel bone]

Till what

[tidal trellis]

Till what mr

[shell venture]

erm uhhhhh graduation

[steel bone]

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

[fluid heron]

when are you expecting

[tidal trellis]

Guh????

Whatchu on fool

[coarse bear]

What's your trimester

[inland jackal]

are they triplets

[tidal trellis]

GUH

[fluid heron]

Is it kicking yet?

[tidal trellis]

I'm a guy!!!!!!!!!!

You idots

[fluid heron]

The most femboy response

[shell venture]

yeah and ?

🫃

[tidal trellis]

Man I'm going to do my hygiene shit, you guys need to lose the meth 😵‍💫

[steel bone]

I wish i never wondered

[tidal trellis]

Disowned knock these fools out in the meanwhile

[shell venture]

only thing getting knocked up is you

[fluid heron]

Flop prolly kicks his feet when he types this shit

[steel bone]

[inland jackal]

🧔🏽‍♀️

[shell venture]

wtf is that

[fluid heron]

"I'm going to go do my hygiene shit" he says while blushing and giggling

[steel bone]

What is this kind of emote?
What's the situation when i use it????

Are they restarted?

[fluid heron]

who even uses the people emojis

[steel bone]

Literally noone

[lapis zinc]

When he talks on the phone he twirls the phone cord around and plays with his hair

[shell venture]

👩‍🍼

[fluid heron]

lmao

[steel bone]

What the fuck

[shell venture]

it should've been me

not the baby

[inland jackal]

💅🏿

[fluid heron]

If the wishgranter offered me hot latina bitches I would join the monolith

[steel bone]

👣

[lapis zinc]

Infinite grilled cheese wish

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sniff-gif-26084293

[fluid heron]

I can have my infinite hot latina bitches make infinite grilled cheese

[steel bone]

Cute tho

[inland jackal]

🧜🏿‍♀️

[shell venture]

🧚‍♂️

flop

[fluid heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/535451640812142602/1130553951578759168/ezgif.com-apng-to-gif.gif

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/wumpus-wave-joker-thirty-five-years-without-a-christmas-gif-11042127337034341702

[steel bone]

Mermaid TONE 5

[coarse bear]

.

                🏌️‍♂️

Disowned watch out!

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/luo-tianyi-vocaloid-mango-loco-monster-vsinger-gif-4927207456516193512

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/pug-gif-25088910

[narrow lotus]

i am having a mango loco

[steel bone]

Take a shower

[fluid heron]

Appropriate reaction

[coarse bear]

!water

[split canyon]

💦 @steel bone is now hydrated for the day! 💦

[steel bone]

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/private-skipper-rico-penguins-of-madagascar-smile-and-wave-gif-15715831

[shell venture]

falcoengine really spat on that thang

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/blacksad-chat-dead-сдох-чат-gif-10025735136577041361

[finite pecan]

stalcraft is peace of dogshit

[steel bone]

Your opinion is too

[finite pecan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208148203673878568/1276166347344314439/123eqwe.gif

[naive bison]

blyat furry

[thin trench]

[coarse bear]

[dreamy flax]

@coarse bear and @thin trench are enjoying a lovely beer together

Reason: на раскумарься

[thin trench]

[inland jackal]

Izes mi prkno @coarse bear

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/card-no-u-wave-uno-card-gif-15455638

[inland jackal]

[narrow lotus]

p!weebsh lick @coarse bear

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[steel bone]

Today's brainfart is a bit too horny

[solar obsidian]

yeah

[coarse bear]

Of course you hit a JoJo reference

[heavy peak]

p!weebsh lick

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[heavy peak]

didn't get lucky with JoJo

[narrow lotus]

ZeroTwo was once nr 1 waifu in the world

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-erectile-dysfunction-gif-24339030

[inland jackal]

[coarse bear]

Ehhhhhhhh she's weird throughout

[inland jackal]

P!yo

[foggy mantle]

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[pale ingot]

what is a woman without a little bit of freak

[broken pebble]

say hi to skippy

[pale ingot]

yeah but what mode you got him on

[broken pebble]

stone cold killer, i completed the pacifist mode already dw

[pale ingot]

what is wrong with you. why would you do this. you're fucking evil. you're a murderer.

[broken pebble]

but

funny headshot

[potent hamlet]

shit

[broken pebble]

its thursday

[potent hamlet]

is thurstday

[broken pebble]

dumbass

[potent hamlet]

my internal clock got fucked up badly

since the accident

[broken pebble]

bad sleep schedule?

[broken pebble]

oh

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/born-to-kill-full-metal-jacket-gif-7480103

[potent hamlet]

me every 5 minutes

[broken pebble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/902920902906376282/1160440899910778920/togif.gif

[old kettle]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeedyyyyyyy what my nickname does in yours

HuuuuuuuuUUUUUh?

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/ay-cabron-gif-14015898550119188731

[broken pebble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/435937863771619349/1222668236148052048/aminegangnam.gif

[robust cove]

Cool stuff

[broken pebble]

the little bastard came with a bunch of other stuff

[broken pebble]

such as the arasaka schematics, embroidable patch, 2 pins, safety glasses with cyberpunk on them, 1000 gels, light up lamp thingy too

funny AI skippy voice too

[robust cove]

That's very cool then

[broken pebble]

yeah.. but he called me a dumbass today

[potent hamlet]

I work at AFES

[robust cove]

Skippy aint fooling around bud

[broken pebble]

yeah he knows am a dumbass..

i do be shootin at nothin for now

[river zealot]

Hey osaka

Hey pavlo

[robust cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044625879717908572/1285975657431437352/Media_240202_005916.gif

[inland jackal]

!friday

[split canyon]

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[steel bone]

!monday

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114231072973140142/1293902427673595986/5af53b6344f250f085257975723c693b-Full.mp4?ex=6709100a&is=6707be8a&hm=66071fa918427a6712e51571394b75b07723dd86d74022785b57fc9a908b1187&

[stone blade]

no the fk it isnt you retard

[tidal trellis]

It's tomorrow, not today

[inland jackal]

ඞ

[tidal trellis]

Do not.

[old kettle]

if i be mr. president

[coarse bear]

I'd shoot ya

[old kettle]

i build tittington town

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/882344155819417671.webp?size=48&quality=lossless&name=WHY

[old kettle]

FOR WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT