🎪bruh-fart

[steel bone]

Eh

[summer sigil]

What happen to my picture? Why would you do that?

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-hot-cocoa-omori-neutral-gif-26227688

[summer sigil]

Why is your name flop? You named yourself after a noise?

[narrow lotus]

Jane Doe

Wait this isnt google

[steel bone]

Ayo???

[narrow lotus]

[tidal trellis]

nOOOOOO

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/933119533366009926.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=Flight_Sad

[summer sigil]

Stop making flag look weird

Disrespect to Turkey

[unreal gull]

the 1 star on the Turkey flag is the yelp review of the country

[steel bone]

Flashback

[steel bone]

Gave you cringe portion

[summer sigil]

What is yelp?

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808958498171650058/861359550417731584/caption-30.gif

[unreal gull]

it's an app where they give the country of Turkey a bad review

[summer sigil]

Yelp is dallama

I hope homelander does something about the disrespect

🇹🇷 💪

[unreal gull]

okay well damn I didn't know Turkey was chill like that

[summer sigil]

No it mean stupid

[summer sigil]

Was he not paying attention? Why is he driving if he's bad driver?

[summer sigil]

Chicken, yes

[steel bone]

Why are you asking those questions? Isn't it obvious? Are you restarted by any chance? (no offence)

[summer sigil]

No I was told I would see homelander representing turkey here and not people crashing thier car

[thin trench]

[summer sigil]

And this is like shitpost channel I was told earlier, I don't know what that means

[unreal gull]

chicken
oh man the education in turkey is worse than I thought

[steel bone]

[unreal gull]

I'm prayin 4 u boi

[summer sigil]

What did I do wrong?

Why are you disrespecting education?

Your little emojis do not intimidate me

[summer sigil]

Stupid channel, where is homelander?

Did he lie?

[unreal gull]

countries are illusions, Turkie man

step into the void and become wind

[summer sigil]

No

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-вобля-jokerge-gif-16746653202189838609

[summer sigil]

Homelander!!

Where is turkish flag I was promised he would have??

[craggy wigeon]

[steel bone]

I gave you what you were striving for

No Turkey flag

But homelander

[summer sigil]

Why

[steel bone]

Ask him

[summer sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-homelander-gif-26852393

[steel bone]

[summer sigil]

That is fake homelander

This is real homelander

[craggy wigeon]

Turkeylander

[unreal gull]

i'm curious whose alt that is

[craggy wigeon]

Its typical turkey patriot

[summer sigil]

Türkiye 1 numara!!!!!

🇹🇷 💪 💪

[solar obsidian]

what he say

[steel bone]

Who

Ah

[solar obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[steel bone]

Best nature sounda

Ah

Best nature sounds part 2

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-sigma-sigma-male-patrick-bateman-listening-to-music-gif-25257116

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/get-that-yam-off-ya-face-yes-i-love-you-boskoe-ig-live-gif-17120172531313553779

[summer sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkiye-kaan-ozdil-man-gif-19334490

[solar obsidian]

dank

[green schooner]

Where did the horse go

I mean

Deer

[solar obsidian]

shut up, Charon

im sorry

[summer sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-man-van-talking-kaan-ozdil-leaving-van-gif-18360989

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-turkiye-turkish-space-program-gif-23500051

[steel bone]

This guy is literally obsessed with Turkey

[solar obsidian]

average turk

he lives in berlin anyway

[steel bone]

Why Berlin tho

[summer sigil]

Why is it bad to be proud of country??

[steel bone]

Who said it was bad?

[solar obsidian]

2nd home for turks

[summer sigil]

Türkiye'ye şeref!!

[steel bone]

Im not into geometrics sorry

[summer sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-gif-25741420

[solar obsidian]

damn

[summer sigil]

I do not live in Berlin

That is false

[solar obsidian]

[summer sigil]

Why is the frog squinting?

I don't understand this emoji

[fluid heron]

I think I have seasonal depression

[solar obsidian]

congratulations! 🎉

[steel bone]

🥳

[summer sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-man-gif-13376374941515002872

[fluid heron]

Wondering why I always feel like shit during winter

[solar obsidian]

dread

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-inside-anime-loveiswar-kaguya-gif-13628541

[summer sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-watermelon-turkiye-melons-destruction-gif-18358493

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/821338192069656607/MuckbVW.gif

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-meme-gif-23851809

[summer sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/türkiye-turkish-flag-turkey-turkic-türk-gif-5410306440269653924

[fluid heron]

Bro I feel like a regular person trapped in a bipolar persons body

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail

[fluid heron]

just randomly started crying and then I looked at the retarded Humpty Dumpty and started giggling

[storm stream]

That's normal

[fluid heron]

I feel like I'm going fucking insane

[summer sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-chad-gif-23236689

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-hayasaka-kaguya-sama-love-is-war-maid-kaguya-shinomiya-gif-23421619

[low atlas]

humpty dumpty has that effect on people

[tidal trellis]

sick kaguya

mood

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/э-gif-13436469589312139913

[summer sigil]

What is that? That is not homelander infront of flag

[fluid heron]

The most minor of things have had me fucking crying my eyes out

[steel bone]

Is it him here?

[low atlas]

its ok bro

[summer sigil]

He's behind the flag

Doing his own photo

[steel bone]

Same goes for me

[low atlas]

sometimes you're just in that mood

[shell venture]

[summer sigil]

No

[steel bone]

How did you know

[summer sigil]

You post little girl next to turkish flag

[steel bone]

A GIRL?!

[summer sigil]

Not turkish already I know impersonator

[fluid heron]

That's an effeminate man

[summer sigil]

What

[shell venture]

flop in cosplay

[steel bone]

Oh boy

Literally boy

[fluid heron]

She has a penis dude it's alright

[tidal trellis]

❌ claims are not factual

[summer sigil]

No its not okay

Yakmar that is filth

[steel bone]

Until they are

[fluid heron]

nah it's kinda goated

[tidal trellis]

never will be

I will never fall

[low atlas]

hey flop

[tidal trellis]

bro??

[steel bone]

Eventually you will

[summer sigil]

Little girl is not goat

[steel bone]

We are doomed

[tidal trellis]

never

[low atlas]

FLOP

[tidal trellis]

SURRAE

[low atlas]

are you gonna play new iteration

[summer sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-gif-23220577

[low atlas]

or are you clean

[tidal trellis]

theres a new iteration

[summer sigil]

I leave now you people have disgusted me

Goodbye

[tidal trellis]

Oh yeah that thing

[low atlas]

yes

raiden/pepic

[fluid heron]

Flops getting defensive because he's a Twink femboy

[storm stream]

Not a girl. That's Astolfo. Write Astolfo + flag in gif search

[steel bone]

Isn't this, like, tautology

[low atlas]

if only gristler didnt fumble everything, things would be good

[summer sigil]

No I will not

[tidal trellis]

I'd like to but, I can't be assed anymore

[low atlas]

yeeeeeeep

[fluid heron]

What is tautology

[low atlas]

same

[tidal trellis]

plus none of my friends seem to be playing it so yeah

[low atlas]

think ive just gotten too old for it

not as fun as it used to be

[storm stream]

Then gtf outta here you fuck

[steel bone]

Imagine 2 words with the same meaning

[tidal trellis]

I only got into previous iteration because my friend was playing it then I got wl'd and everything else happened

[steel bone]

And put them next to each other

[low atlas]

still yelling in nathans ear over the idea

no clue what made him decide to do that but

ohh well

[tidal trellis]

what the

[fluid heron]

just listing off my favorite things to call flop

[tidal trellis]

early days

thing?

[low atlas]

yeah

[steel bone]

[tidal trellis]

yeah that was short lived

[low atlas]

he was heavily into numbers' ite

and then he was like

...nah, we will do the same shit everyones done

it was zoever before it even began

[tidal trellis]

nono surrae

THIS

TIME

[steel bone]

Imagine removing "to call flop" part

[tidal trellis]

THIS TIME, it'll be different

trust me bro

[low atlas]

forreal

[fluid heron]

nah my favorite things are tall women

[low atlas]

idfk what this new ite is but i see raiden as SD i click off

[lean oak]

Things?

[tidal trellis]

I like I get supporting people and their ideas but like this has been done to death, we all literally been saying it

why do it again

[fluid heron]

[steel bone]

Indeed. His favourite things

[low atlas]

tbh i think he gave up in the first week because ron disappeared

[fluid heron]

My favorite made up creatures

[low atlas]

being the main dev and co lead

[steel bone]

[lean oak]

[tidal trellis]

curse of the disappearing devs

[lean oak]

[low atlas]

still didnt get a reply from zak

[tidal trellis]

he ghosted you bro

sorry

[steel bone]

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-with-captions-its-so-over-funny-hamster-sad-hamster-sad-animal-gif-25121828

[summer sigil]

No? Fuck you yakmar?

[lean oak]

No recovery from that

[low atlas]

do you remember the

[tidal trellis]

eitherway I can't no more I think I'll get brain-fried if I go play another iteration

[summer sigil]

pislik

[low atlas]

dude who played clyde?

[lean oak]

Grain

[low atlas]

i forgot his name, zombine??

[lean oak]

[low atlas]

he was another dev

[tidal trellis]

zombine yeah

that I remember

[low atlas]

i think he works for WN now

[narrow lotus]

skibidi !

[steel bone]

[fluid heron]

Nobody wanted to type a word after that

[tidal trellis]

he do???

unfortunate

[low atlas]

idfk

[tidal trellis]

[low atlas]

the world has expanded too much for me

i dont know whats happening anymore

theres NS, WN, 🟣

all of em are fucked up in one way

[green schooner]

Hi old man

[solar obsidian]

toilet skibidi ✋

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/emiru-nuhuh-nope-gif-16457998769466821936

[fluid heron]

Should I just quit my job if I can't call out I'm going to hang myself

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-chad-richard-watterson-gumball-gif-14131595852652252099

[solar obsidian]

go back to ohio

[steel bone]

Erm, what the sigma?!

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/emiru-4k-caught-exposed-caught-in4k-gif-21110627

[shell venture]

im stimulated

ban iedy

[fluid heron]

I'm about to be unstimulated I'm taking a melatonin

[broken pebble]

She farted..

[steel bone]

She?

[narrow sorrel]

but this is a polaroid sir

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/emiru-idk-i-dont-know-shrug-gif-27487621

[narrow sorrel]

is it just emi-posting hours?

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus ALOOOO

woods?

[narrow lotus]

ye

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cinderace-dead-group-chat-chat-gif-23874743

[true sedge]

☹️

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-spongebob-epic-spongebob-speedrun-any-percent-geile-klöten-when-imposter-is-delicious-gif-19750086

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ne: **Hausa** *(Hausa, هَوُسَ)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

yahmar

[shell venture]

@river zealot it means you donkey

[inland jackal]

Falco if he was a pizza place owner

[narrow sorrel]

why the fuck is it the colonial flag?

XelAAAAAAAAA

[inland jackal]

[narrow sorrel]

Oh wait it uses the flag of niger

despite nigeria having more Hausas

[fresh rose]

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus one day someone sends you sexy girl

you goon

and the youre told its a man

[narrow lotus]

[narrow sorrel]

Schizophrenic lookin' river

[inland jackal]

No way you showed that to him

[fresh rose]

hes looking around before doing it again

[river zealot]

@inland jackal wait

bee is from russia

so he is now banned of discord

[inland jackal]

[river zealot]

and also drafted

[inland jackal]

Double

[river zealot]

[inland jackal]

I cant believe it, my powers are too powerful

@steel bone you do know the bee lore a?

[steel bone]

Who's bee

[narrow sorrel]

some mordorian

[inland jackal]

Some gae user named bea that was one time on this server

[narrow sorrel]

but also in the armies of mordor

[river zealot]

got bullied by W

left server

[fresh rose]

whos bee

[steel bone]

First time to hear

[river zealot]

got bullied by just sending an emote 🐝

[inland jackal]

Listen to artyom

[fresh rose]

[fresh rose]

weak mind weak soul

[inland jackal]

After leaving server he had the joined the army description
Joined back here recently
Discord got banned in russia

Now both drafted and no discord

[fresh rose]

uradi jedan fortnite ples

na njemu

[narrow sorrel]

Wes when are you getting a job at this place?

[steel bone]

Bruh

[inland jackal]

🐝 wherever you are

[narrow sorrel]

and why are the salaries listed in euros

[inland jackal]

[steel bone]

Man why's every 2nd video in Instagram reels is a screamer video

[inland jackal]

All i got for bullying was 3 days mute

[shell venture]

because haha loud = funny

[steel bone]

Literally screamers

Like horrifying faces

Popping up instantly

[shell venture]

cause it's primarily used by kids nowadays

[steel bone]

I thought this was gone

[narrow sorrel]

because disowned didnt tweak his algorithm

[inland jackal]

Every 4th on yt shorts is a streamer with big text on screen saying "cheater=ban"

[steel bone]

In liek 2017

[steel bone]

Right. I just downloaded insta

[shell venture]

time is a flat circle

same unfunny jokes come back after like 2 years

[steel bone]

Eh

You're right

[narrow sorrel]

dumbass, the zuck already has your data

[steel bone]

[inland jackal]

@gusty canyon get served

@fresh rose

Nasao user id

Ali je papak lefto

[fresh rose]

[proud torrent]

Brianfart

What the hell

[shell venture]

we can rebuild him

[heavy peak]

@ruby minnow

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1204061777076289587/1293587491756048496/image.png?ex=6707eabb&is=6706993b&hm=3d8678bd46fe01d5cba6e958b373b3ba16bc39a14a0d7fb6039825af2ab45698&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1208&height=680

everyone just fucken left

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-three-gif-8418213

[high meteor]

Gm brainfart

[naive bison]

doing last minute projects for the computer class in uni

click on a tutorial on youtube

guy has an insanely thick indian accent

we are so fucking back

[steel bone]

[visual stirrup]

How was it in the Shadow Realm, boss?

peaceful?

[toxic sundial]

I really like vids or montage clips of someone using a special weapon in a game to show it's good but literally any other gun in the game would've done the same thing

Triggered specifically by a clip on YouTube of someone using an m79 gl to kill three dudes

Not with one shot mind you, three dudes with three grenades. All who were standing still and he had line of sight too

[coarse bear]

Good morning, Vietnam

[quartz saffron]

Damn

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to wil_14

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

🖼 Avatar to makrent

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP
Server avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to jennifer.wakeman

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP
Server avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[river zealot]

i dont know whats with this guy and this ai generated woman

[narrow sorrel]

his ai-generated ginger?

[river zealot]

yes

[shell venture]

that looks more like a kid than a woman

[steel bone]

It's not even ai

Hand-drawn

[thin trench]

Shitty

[narrow sorrel]

was gonna say I thought it was a real™️ low-effort work

[solar obsidian]

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1208148203673878568 lore

[deep topaz]

And he sral'd all over the place

[steel bone]

I'm dead

[green schooner]

Gyatt

[steel bone]

Hands off

[green schooner]

You can’t stop me

https://tenor.com/view/jidion-gif-9759686772699862027

[steel bone]

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-gallon-of-milk-gif-14218584279012396254

Me when I see pary

[narrow sorrel]

black man cumming is forbidden by balcon

[green schooner]

You can’t stop me

[shell venture]

go ahead then

[green schooner]

I will

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/nut-gif-19208451

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/895689269199372299/1292664811838242906/GOWNO.gif

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-godzilla-nebsgoodtakes-henry-cavill-willem-dafoe-gif-17352851042948506942

[high meteor]

oh

[steel bone]

Erm..

[solar obsidian]

classic

[shell venture]

relationship goals

[green schooner]

Me when another Madi clone

[steel bone]

Bro

Already got one

@native aurora

[green schooner]

Wdym

Ik they had thigh highs in their banner

[steel bone]

Cuz yeah

YAASSSAAHAHHAAAAHHH

[green schooner]

Game is game

[shell venture]

"Hey, Mona Lisa
Come home, you know you can't roam without Caesar"

🗣️ 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[steel bone]

What the fuck are you implying

[steel bone]

[shell venture]

im implying that kanye is goated

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-serious-gif-15710427

Now i have a request for brainfart. Everytime when calling Flop a twink, ping Maka and tell him the exact same thing

Will be glad if you do that

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis @native aurora homosexual

[steel bone]

[tidal trellis]

GUH?

I'm straight mr

[toxic sundial]

"guh" is not a straight word

[green schooner]

Sure buddy

Sure

[steel bone]

Dw, Maka isn't

When it's joke for you, it's not for him

[native aurora]

[steel bone]

Not even denying it

[native aurora]

come here and kiss me on my hot mouth @tidal trellis

[green schooner]

[tidal trellis]

GUHHH

[native aurora]

[steel bone]

Step back flop

[shell venture]

change your reaction

[steel bone]

He's not normal

[green schooner]

Me first

[native aurora]

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/jidion-gif-9759686772699862027

[shell venture]

instead of the homosexual guhh??
say the straight kill yourself

[steel bone]

[shell venture]

am i wrong

[native aurora]

You should IMMEDIATELLY

[shell venture]

see

[native aurora]

YOUR LIFE MEANS NOTHING

[steel bone]

No, let them settle this

[tidal trellis]

He had someone wearing thigh highs in his discord banner, I think I know

[native aurora]

idfc if you dont like those

[green schooner]

GYATT

[native aurora]

it's my own banner

[steel bone]

Just open his profile and watch your brain melting

[native aurora]

(still there)

[native aurora]

[shell venture]

he streams in gamma discord

[green schooner]

Till you get banned like madi

[shell venture]

he has mental illness

[green schooner]

[native aurora]

true

[steel bone]

He even making a mod adding knives in game

[native aurora]

im not that retarded

[native aurora]

#1292174833211412564 made already

[green schooner]

True

[shell venture]

very dangerous

[narrow lotus]

how you doing rizzler @placid sail

[green schooner]

Just don’t put your only fans on your bio

[steel bone]

Who asked

???

[toxic sundial]

Is he back?

[shell venture]

he was never gone

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/revive-rapper-cpr-grooves-dance-gif-17064658

Busy ^

[native aurora]

you did

[steel bone]

..no?

Is it you being delusional or me?

[native aurora]

[meager crescent]

[proud swan]

[steel bone]

Yeah but that doesn't count as "i asked what you are doing/already did"

[native aurora]

i dont care

still asked

[steel bone]

@narrow lotus make him suffer (please)

[meager crescent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/961738167537512523/1008176301095526450/mw_reload.gif

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492787310534852618/1280368110934954088/caption-2.gif

[steel bone]

@native aurora did you just put exile on me

[tidal trellis]

CSGO like knife skin option when

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/boneworks-kms-suicide-cockandballtortureisfunnyhaha-revolver-gif-19983342

[steel bone]

My vengeance will be cold

[narrow lotus]

[lyric horizon]

Dudraj w gaciach

[native aurora]

not me

[keen kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/madagscar-penguins-kaboom-gif-9833865

[civic panther]

[toxic sundial]

If I recognize the range properly this looks like that one YouTube who is always shouting and really annoying

[green schooner]

co jest?

[civic panther]

hate when games do this and call it good animations

[lyric horizon]

gówno

[shell venture]

do what ?

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yahee-gif-2742560024002100041

[lyric horizon]

gówno

[shell venture]

not you stupid

[green schooner]

The true slavs are speaking

[shell venture]

i was talking to gordon

[civic panther]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/961738167537512523/1008176301095526450/mw_reload.gif?ex=6707ce19&is=67067c99&hm=d836adab95b57cd430d70619ccb1a120262a9aea0976b05ca8b78a09f7c5fbfe&

[steel bone]

So it was you after all

[green schooner]

[keen kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/830766082699690004/1062679586887970847/ckcs7o39cw8a1.gif

pepi

[civic panther]

fucking awful reload animations that is some idiot with parkinsons

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/you-didnt-see-anything-madagascar-gif-3239494936426956902

[toxic sundial]

Shaky reload is better than shaky aiming

Mfing squad devs

[civic panther]

oh yeah iv stopped playing squad, they added a cas chopper but no actual AA other then machine guns and a shitty russian AA emplacement

[narrow sorrel]

Insurgency blurring my screen (I still have no idea who is shooting at me lmao)

[tidal trellis]

so how's everyone doing, good? Bad?

[narrow sorrel]

rpg-7 is the correct counter to this

[high meteor]

hi flop

[tidal trellis]

Greetings

[toxic sundial]

Shaky aim is okay if you just balance it properly, look at bodycam gameplay. Gun shakes to all hell but if you hit a shot they actually go down

[narrow sorrel]

if you cant rpg-7 the cas helo, skill issue

[green schooner]

I did uniform inspections and docked 2 points cause my hair was touching my ears

[civic panther]

been worse, probably need to go to the doctor to get my brain checked for insomnia or some shit since even if i stay up all day and go to bed at 8, ill end up waking up at 10-12

[tidal trellis]

Oh.

[toxic sundial]

The amount of time it takes to bring antitank weapons to bare is atrocious

[civic panther]

other then that fine though, gonna try and stay up all today so i can be awake when my dad comes by with food pantry stuff

[narrow sorrel]

Did charon get conscripted?

[green schooner]

that’s 8 months out

[narrow sorrel]

smh ALWAYS bring antitank weapons

[narrow sorrel]

If you're in training you've already been conscripted

[green schooner]

I’m in a military program in hs cause I’ll be instantly be given E3 when I enlisted

it isn’t the same

[narrow sorrel]

That's not conscriptiom

[toxic sundial]

Become e4 and immediately start bullying privates

[green schooner]

PT still exist sane with all the other stuff

[civic panther]

he's not talking about bringing them, he's talking about how long it takes to actually steady the weapon

[narrow sorrel]

but congrats

[green schooner]

I’ll be a E3 in basic training

[civic panther]

jrotc NEEEERRRRRD

[green schooner]

[narrow sorrel]

steady? just eyeball it

[green schooner]

I want the benefits can you blame me

???

[toxic sundial]

I'm not sure that's how that works but ok

[green schooner]

It does

[toxic sundial]

[tidal trellis]

sort of mood

[green schooner]

It really does

[civic panther]

being an e3 during basic aint gonna change how you are treated though

like
at all

its still basic

[green schooner]

It isn’t but I’ll be getting paid unlike them

you know that right

You don’t get paid in basic training

[civic panther]

yeah
but they'll fuckin hate you for it

[green schooner]

so? Fuck them

[narrow sorrel]

Charon WILL be getting booli'd

[toxic sundial]

fr

[green schooner]

I’ll be the barracks bunny

[toxic sundial]

Keep that to yourself

[green schooner]

[narrow sorrel]

and Charon WILL be getting the dodge charger and marrying an 18 year old

[green schooner]

I plan on it

[green schooner]

I’m not

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/soap-sock-gif-20269264

[green schooner]

Dodge charger sucks anyways

If anything I’d get a motorcycle cause I’ll be single

[quaint ore]

Motorcycles suck for everyday shit cause its impossible to drive it safely during winter

[quaint ore]

unless you get like an enduro

[narrow sorrel]

THE AURORA BOREALIS?!

[quaint ore]

oh and yeah, weather exposure will delete your joints long term

[green schooner]

I’ve already got into a quad wreck like 2 months ago safety not big concern but I’ve been looking into it

[civic panther]

just buy a used humvee from the iraqi invasion so you can get used to the feeling of having your ass railed 100% of the time

[quaint ore]

Like horrid arthritis

[green schooner]

I’m enlisting I think my joints will be fucked anyways

[narrow sorrel]

Charon will do the reverse of this I bet

[quaint ore]

its either knee arthritis or knee and hand arthritis

[green schooner]

I already have some poor Iraqis helmet and some saddam money

I’m good

[quaint ore]

Helmet is a very uhhh

optimistic way to put it

[green schooner]

It still has stains in it

https://tenor.com/view/meme-cat-gif-23774444

[quaint ore]

SSh-68 and soviet bloc funded militaries have dogshit helmets which barely work as head protection

[green schooner]

I’m aware

[gleaming grove]

Did someone say they enlisted

[green schooner]

Hi porn fetish person

[quaint ore]

My ass will not get enlisted I am straght up getting conscripted

[narrow sorrel]

Sam put your gardening tools away they're scaring the neighbors

[green schooner]

Better send me letters when I ship off

[civic panther]

iv been planning on enlisting, but i gotta learn to fucking swim first and im in arizona, but at this point im tired of sitting in my house all fucking day and my landlord aint giving me work, so im borderline on the point of just signing and getting it all over with

[green schooner]

Do it

Do it

[civic panther]

quiet fed, i spite thee

[green schooner]

[narrow sorrel]

just go down to the rio grande (dont get kidnapped tho)

[green schooner]

Die

[visual stirrup]

do NOT take life advice from Charon

[quaint ore]

If you get stationed in Lithuania god forbid you end up in Rūkla

[green schooner]

Just cause I’m a alcoholic doesn’t mean I have terrible choices

[civic panther]

i dont think im anywhere near this "rio grande" thing your talking about

[quaint ore]

It is the saddest looking military town on the planet

[green schooner]

I want to be stationed in any European country or Alaska

Cause I like the cold

but I wanna drink booze

[quaint ore]

Summers sometimes get to 100F here

but winters get down to like

-4F

[green schooner]

And? My state gets like 90 with 70 percent humidity

[civic panther]

same here, im dead tired of being in a state of unending summer where its still hitting over 100 degrees in fucking october

[quaint ore]

Same shit here

[green schooner]

It will be like home

[quaint ore]

mhm

[green schooner]

Maybe im Lithuanian

[quaint ore]

Maybe Lithuania was your home all along

[green schooner]

true

[green schooner]

my bubba on her way to rant about Hungarians

for the 100 time

[tidal trellis]

the yapper

[green schooner]

Trvth

[quaint ore]

This reminds me, my country has a fucking Boy Scouts and JRTC combo, except it's on steroids

[green schooner]

Yuh

[quaint ore]

It's a full on paramilitary sponsored by the government

[green schooner]

That’s most euro countries

We are government funded but

It’s just for patriotism whatever

[green schooner]

“To make better citizens of America”

[quaint ore]

I mean, have you seen orgs like that get trained by SF

[green schooner]

no

[tidal trellis]

me watching hulk toss my car and miss his target entirely

[green schooner]

What if I give brainfart my mailbox in basic training

[narrow sorrel]

Charon, have you actually stepped foot in an American Legion office? I havent

[green schooner]

I’m gonna get my ass whooped

[quaint ore]

Lithuanian Riflemen's Union do get trained by SF and my dad literally told me stories of how unreasonably calm they are

[green schooner]

idk what that is

[green schooner]

based

[tidal trellis]

literal terrible idea

[green schooner]

If you think about it it’s reasonable

calm is good

[paper schooner]

what

[green schooner]

Def in a job like that

You want calm

[quaint ore]

I guess he was in a combat engineer unit so you need to be calm when planting explosives under artillery

[green schooner]

It is

[green schooner]

ye

[green schooner]

My dad was a combat engineer in Iraq

How do you think I got the helmet

The enemy Iraqi one anyways

[quaint ore]

Yeah, I am kinda tempted to try join the Special Forces

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[quaint ore]

cause the standards are actually doable if you are consistent

[shell venture]

"enemy"

[green schooner]

be cag bro

[green schooner]

We legally invaded Iraq…

[quaint ore]

I mean that was bound to happen after '91

[shell venture]

speaking of

i had a dream today

where we got bombed

and i killed like 7 people

[quaint ore]

I am wondering whether I should go with the Combat Diver Service (Lithuanian Navy SEALS) or the Vytautas the Great Jager Battalion (Lithuanian Green Berets/Rangers)

[shell venture]

nein sneedflafen was an binguide slob

[quaint ore]

Correction: Try out

[paper schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/glowie-ben-shapiro-fed-youll-never-take-me-alive-youll-never-take-me-alove-glowie-gif-24568408

[quaint ore]

But this shit is classified to the BALLS

I literally tried to do research

of wtf they do

[narrow sorrel]

join the french foreign legion

[quaint ore]

the only source of info were official military podcast episodes and their own websites, which had almost no info

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 they do nothing and bing chilling all day

[quaint ore]

historically they saw the most action

Afghanistan, Medditerenean, Gulf of Oman, Ukraine, Mali etc.

[narrow sorrel]

retirement battalion

[quaint ore]

That is the Gediminas HQ Battalion

though tbf it is quite fun to wear knight armor

[shell venture]

wizard of oz ahh helmet

[narrow sorrel]

oh my god are those conical helms?

[quaint ore]

mhm

[narrow sorrel]

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-pinhead-larry-dirty-dan-gif-16181462

[narrow sorrel]

My last unit of swordsmen in civ4

[quaint ore]

They got spears on the ground

[lusty stump]

Absolutely have to post this shit here too

[quaint ore]

also navy looks as always

goofy as fuck

This shit looks like they never left USSR

meanwhile the dude in front is literally interwar officer's uniform

[sudden warren]

weird looking russian flag in the background

[naive bison]

idk if you know but "Special" in Special Forces isn't the same "Special" as the "Special Ed Class"

[pastel quartz]

Sralnya The Number One!

[naive bison]

ok fuck off back there then

[quaint ore]

I know

[naive bison]

back where you came from

[pastel quartz]

No, fuck off YOU

[naive bison]

we need to build A WALL

Sralnya is not sending its best

they post UNFUNNY MEMES, they speak RUSSIAN

get out

[quaint ore]

Xal arent you russian yourself

[naive bison]

yes

i post funny memes and speak perfect english

[quaint ore]

This is the most Russian thing to do

hate your own countrymen

[naive bison]

i got the brainfart greencard

[tidal trellis]

smh Xalrider

[pastel quartz]

[naive bison]

i don't hate them for being russian

[pastel quartz]

Imposter

[naive bison]

i hate them for not integrating

[quaint ore]

you are like that GTA 5 border patrol character

[naive bison]

always coming into my glorious brainfart, only to talk about how great Sralnya is

[inland jackal]

[quaint ore]

but yeah

[naive bison]

fuck off back where you came from then

[naive bison]

furry on furry violence

[quaint ore]

You come into our brainfart
steal our memes
and call us bad?

[tulip ridge]

What did youse have for tea tonight?

Korean bbq me

[naive bison]

isn't korean barbecue paying to cook your own food

[tulip ridge]

In the restaurants yeah but really social and get to pick and choose how you want your foood

Cooked it at home but

[naive bison]

...just buy the same meat and cook it at home

i wanna make a joke so hard

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/ShitpostGate/status/1843905484736053494?t=91uhkc0IRVcQo4qLs3ILsg&s=19

[naive bison]

i think it would be a bit racist ☝️

[tulip ridge]

I cook my own meat every night via friction

[tulip ridge]

Ey i aint one of these snitches

[sudden warren]

yeah because alot of the fun of barbecue food comes from cooking it

honestly a w

[green schooner]

I’m back hi and 2nd

[split canyon]

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[tulip ridge]

Do the first and learn to weld. Become an underwater diver for oil rigs and earn the big bucks

[split canyon]

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[quaint ore]

Actually a good career choice

[naive bison]

...i thought you go to restaraunts to eat

you should get a job at the restaraunt to always have fun cooking, you get paid at the same time as well

[quaint ore]

if welding doesnt work out firefighters are constantly looking for mf's who can dive

cause we got a lot of rivers and lakes

[tulip ridge]

Been a chef, aint worth the stress chief

[tulip ridge]

Firefighting is a good career choice, engaging work, respect from the community, keeps you fit and you can find work practically anywhere. Better work for having a family compared to underwater welding, but you can earn like 500k usd a year being one, save up enough for own business and passive income

Treeborrestbark

[naive sail]

Pretty sure you need welding certs + Oil rigs probably won't hire welders with little experience

Also professional diving is expensive

[tulip ridge]

Here in oz u can get apprenticeships for welding via tafe, it’s a 3 year skill. Youd have the scuba certs from the military but need saturation diving certs, expensive but worth the investment

Done TA work on the Pluto GP in Dampier for the interconnector, lotta the fellas on oil and gas particularly the welders get paid to travel the world pre much. Working from Middle East, USA, South America, Norway to Australia

Not what you know its who you blow, hard to get your foot in the door

[naive sail]

I assume it is a very small and specialiced field

[gleaming grove]

We have minecraft Creaking

Now we have the Freaking

[shell venture]

kos

[tulip ridge]

Shut downs are big, lots of local labourers, working for the companies in their regular ops and maintenance is the big bucks

[visual stirrup]

Navy trying to look heterosexual challenge (impossible)

[tulip ridge]

Whatcha fellas do for work? Embrace the german ark

[naive sail]

Honestly industrial/profesional diving terrifies me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

nightmare fuel ngl

[naive sail]

3rd year engineering apprenticeship

[tulip ridge]

a CLASSIC

[tulip ridge]

Just a bitta spicy water

[naive sail]

bai bai hand

[tulip ridge]

Mint man, what field of engineering and what drew ya to it?

[naive sail]

i have tried alot of jobs

before setteling for engineering

[shell venture]

why kids

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-sanji-byford-dolphin-gif-27079269

[final rose]

"now"
bro doesn't know

[tulip ridge]

How old are ya lad? In a similar situation myself, moved to a small mining town with family cuz of the opportunities (no gardener, car detailer, house cleaner, so stepping up to fill the gaps for ppl with mining money) wanted to do engineering (electrical) but life’s thrown me a few curveballs (married to a wonderful woman much older than me and we need baby soon)

[narrow sorrel]

...need baby?

Wtf do you need the baby for

[tulip ridge]

Why does the bussi look like 🦷

👀

[tulip ridge]

Moloch is calling

[naive sail]

dud im 18

[tulip ridge]

3rd year?

[naive sail]

just started my 3rd of 4 years

[tulip ridge]

At 18? You can start uni at 15 over there?

[naive sail]

It is norm for most kids after they finish school (age 15-16) to start a apprenticeship

[tulip ridge]

Ahhhh

[naive sail]

but when im finished i can still further my education

[tulip ridge]

Yeah man youll be set for the future, onya for not doing the silly and having a prolonged gap year

[naive sail]

Byford Dolphin Accident -> jesus fucking christ im not gonna sleep good tonight

[quaint ore]

why the fuck did you look it up

[naive sail]

curiosity

[naive sail]

forklift certified lets go

[tulip ridge]

By far the worst job outta the last couple gotta be abattoir, kill floor was a lotta fun but byproducts was a stinky affair

[naive sail]

"kill floor was alot of fun"

[sage otter]

Did you also use leftover grease on the floor to do burnouts with the forklifts ?

[naive sail]

you did the bolt pistol or what?

[tulip ridge]

The humour was unfiltered and unmatched, as far as you could push it. “Muslim” fella cutting the throats was an absolute lad to drink with. Looking at raw meat all day your ooga booga caveman brain gets hungry, best meat you ever tasted i tell ya

[tulip ridge]

Shackled legs after stun gun, guillotine, peeling the skin after the knife section

[toxic sundial]

I always thought the name of this was funny

DeltaP is just a change of pressure

Wind is deltap

[tulip ridge]

How’d ya know?

[toxic sundial]

I feel like deltap to a degree than it can suck you through a dime sized hole should maybe have a special name lmao

[sage otter]

We did it with all kind of stuff, like lighter fluid, set that shit on fire

[naive sail]

am i the only one in this server who DID NOT work in a slaughter house (yet)

[sage otter]

One of the few yes

[tulip ridge]

DeltaPPC

[tulip ridge]

Hahahaha you fakkin crazy cunt

[tulip ridge]

Them open throats man, they got me acting up

[tulip ridge]

Gotta get meat on your plate somehow laddy

[shell venture]

i will not check context for this

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gif-7051848217024088537

[shell venture]

fak you

[tidal trellis]

kill neco arc

[storm stream]

@narrow lotus @glad carbon @tidal trellis @stone blade @toxic sundial @solar obsidian @naive bison

[tidal trellis]

GUH

[shell venture]

[tulip ridge]

Garrful laddy

[naive sail]

yeah ive seen a documentary

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-neco-neco-arc-devil-gif-4606139268538612190

[tulip ridge]

Wouldn’t recommend eating the throat or intestines, had a couple kiwis there and they be freaky

[naive sail]

so i know how meat is made but experiencing is a different level brother

[tidal trellis]

is this Delightful 2?

or what was his name

[shell venture]

@tidal trellis

[naive bison]

...why am i tagged in this?

[narrow sorrel]

who the fuck is on the right if the devil itself is on the left?

[shell venture]

stick teemo

[tidal trellis]

I hate this

[narrow sorrel]

TEEMO IS ON THE LEFT

[shell venture]

good

[narrow sorrel]

But who's on the right

[shell venture]

idc

[narrow lotus]

OOoskh

[storm stream]

to see the pic

[naive bison]

at least 1 of those is a man iirc

so, caught

[shell venture]

im stimulated
ban this

[naive bison]

[narrow sorrel]

Xal who is on the right

[toxic sundial]

[narrow sorrel]

if teemo is on the left

[toxic sundial]

Why

[shell venture]

emiru or whatever her name is

[naive sail]

@tulip ridge i have sent the byford doplphin video to my brother and he litteraly responded with "Mhmmmm Shlushie 😋"

[narrow sorrel]

Not the actual cosplayer d'oh

[naive bison]

person or champ cosplay?
I think it's a Rengar cosplay

[storm stream]

Emiru and Norafawn

[naive bison]

[narrow sorrel]

It's rengo?

goddamnit

[naive bison]

yeah

[shell venture]

LMAAAAAAAAAAO

[naive bison]

furry grey hair shoulder pad

dumbass

[modest oriole]

Can we all throw @tidal trellis into a gas chamber for his sins

[shell venture]

it even got the eyes

[tidal trellis]

I have no sins

I'm clean, legit

[modest oriole]

Your pfp says otherwise

Twink

[naive bison]

@tidal trellis stop getting you playing minecraft onto my recommended, i will not watch

you and @glad carbon coop gameplay

[tidal trellis]

BRUH

that aint me mr

[shell venture]

it clearly is

flop is on the right

[tidal trellis]

im not basil

[high meteor]

wouldnt it be samantha and flop then

seeing as its a cow

[shell venture]

looks like a horse

[high meteor]

shits blurry so idk

[pastel quartz]

bruh

https://tenor.com/view/erm-what-the-sigma-gif-9316257842858237450

[shell venture]

you infected him tree

[tulip ridge]

Old kiwi fart comes up to me on the forky at the abattoir and just barges right into “you ever heard of feltching?” And passes me a metal straw.

[shell venture]

he faced the consequences of your actions

[pastel quartz]

skill issue

[shell venture]

[storm stream]

@placid sail

[pastel quartz]

@placid sail

[storm stream]

almost fogor mr benzin

[narrow sorrel]

did bro just use abattoir?

[tulip ridge]

The shrubbery purge shant be forgotten

[tulip ridge]

lambs are the enemies of trees

[narrow sorrel]

Sir it's called a slaughterhouse for us normies

[pastel quartz]

Wild

[tulip ridge]

Uncomfortable how close orator is to baby kisser

[narrow sorrel]

whistle stopper?

[dreamy flax]

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• A person who delivers a speech or oration

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Couldn't find anything on Baby-kisser

[shell venture]

[tulip ridge]

we use the ‘toir here and call yanks seps

[solar obsidian]

nice

[storm stream]

Delight gets it

[tulip ridge]

Don’t search feltching

[solar obsidian]

this new youtube layout looks great

[sudden warren]

yum

[naive sail]

dont tell anybody what not to search

althou would not recommend searching it

[pastel quartz]

its eating CUM out of the ANUS

CUM

out the

BUM

[steel bone]

[solar obsidian]

p!urban feltching

[foggy mantle]

**feltching**

by Steven

Definition

"When a man fucks you [up the butt] without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's [fletching]. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by [Chuck Palahniuk]

Example

"[Feltching] makes [me want] to [puke]."

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[pastel quartz]

you tell someone not to do something they will do it

[steel bone]

what

the

gross

[pastel quartz]

cum n poop out the chute

[steel bone]

sometimes i regret entering discord actually

but it's my fault only

[solar obsidian]

the internet is an amazing place

[steel bone]

i see

[steel bone]

right now

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus @stone blade
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204804925591257108/1293632713462382696/y2mate.com20-20Bouncing20Pink20Yaris_1080pFHR.mov?ex=670814d9&is=6706c359&hm=de3ee2a1889e3c9435fb298885aba8b34972ac70054e96c4a3b5d3ab45d049ec&

[storm stream]

people who do it hnestly should be killed

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-meme-gif-23851809

[slender rock]

@placid sail

oi

question

G3 or Aug

this is important

[storm stream]

AUG with rail or the original?

[solar obsidian]

g3

[slender rock]

Probably with a rail because there's not many brands that have that for the airsoft varient

[storm stream]

and what purpouse?

lol AUG then

[slender rock]

clearsky has nato so I was thinking with a loadout for cosplay or whatever to see what I can pull off

[tulip ridge]

AUG cuz plastic fantastic and bullpup is king

You can actually hipfire the thing

Thales ef88 king

[storm stream]

wouldnt a airsoft G3 be plastic too?

[slender rock]

ABS mostly

yeah

I can't afford a real one, and not for another year if I math correctly based on mental health thingies ✨

[tulip ridge]

Oh uh in airsoft? I recommend wearing extensive padding so you cant feel the bb so you cant call hit

[slender rock]

it was not worth it

[river zealot]

i saw one guy wear real plates to airsoft

i understand its cool and shit

[slender rock]

bro I am gonna hide in the dark and moan OH YEAAAAAAAH just to fuck with people if I did play

[river zealot]

but you wont be able to feel shit

[storm stream]

that'l get you in fights

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-gif-4402418

so far the vest the cheapist I can do is a shitty mag chest rig thing